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00:08This program contains strong language, sexual scenes and references from the beginning and throughout.
00:16We are going to an eco-friendly retreat.
00:21It's like a fucking porno, this!
00:25Jack is coming in tomorrow.
00:27Funny, beautiful.
00:31I feel like getting away is just so good.
00:33Especially for you, Ricky, obviously, because a bit of tension there.
00:36I didn't want to fall out with James and Liam.
00:37It has to end. It's gone on long enough.
00:39I am going back.
00:41I'm really, really missing Jacob and Alpha Jacks now.
00:43Tomorrow, Gaz is going to be back at the villa.
00:46Cheers to having the best time moving forward.
00:50Fucking hot.
00:51The best times of my life have been in this house.
00:54Yeah. Five million miles.
00:56At the end of the day, we're a family.
00:58If there's any way I can bring the family back together, I'll try and make that happen.
01:05We changed it!
01:06This time, it was out.
01:08We're everything behind it.
01:09We're as we go, we should go and fix it.
01:12We passed it!
01:25We've been there!
01:26We went there!
01:26We've been there!
01:26We we've been there!
01:27We're the best.
01:28We've been there!
01:30Ain't life so good
01:34Yeah, this life is good
01:41Morning. Morning.
01:44This life is good
01:45Our life's so good
01:49What were them noises last night?
01:52What noises?
01:54Well, I heard kissing.
01:56Yeah, we had a little kiss.
01:57Was it just kissing?
01:58Just kissing, yeah. Don't worry.
02:01No finger in action.
02:03But, you know, I've never heard snorling that loud.
02:06I don't know how you were asleep.
02:07I can't believe I didn't hear it.
02:09I must have been in a deep sleep.
02:11It's fair to say that Jack has made a impression in the house.
02:14Maybe not one that I'm too pleased with,
02:16but what can I say? He is a snorer.
02:18Do you know what I love?
02:20He's not afraid to show how much
02:22he just loves you so much.
02:24He's got on with the lad so well as well, hasn't he?
02:27Oh, God, yeah. I absolutely love him, Abby.
02:29So well.
02:31On a scale of 1 to 10,
02:33how bad is he snoring?
02:34Fuck me.
02:36I would have rather slept next to an on blender.
02:40Put the blender on, oh, my God.
02:43That would have been easier.
02:45You all right, lads?
02:46Morning.
02:48There he is.
02:49Lid biscuit.
02:50Fucking hell, Kyle seems to have woke up in the 90s.
02:52I guess on today's to-do list,
02:54breakfast at 10 a.m. in the Geordie Shore house
02:56and at 2 o'clock audition for the Backstreet Boys.
02:59Enjoyed your first night, though?
03:00It was blinding, yeah.
03:01I had a right laugh.
03:03It was good.
03:03Food was governor and all.
03:04Food was governor.
03:05He's more London than you.
03:06I know.
03:07It was, yeah, really tasty.
03:11What was more tasty, the food at Abby?
03:14Fucking hell, every time I looked over,
03:15you were kissing her face off.
03:16I love her.
03:17It's fucking easy, isn't it, when you love them.
03:21Yeah.
03:22Amazing, come get some amazing.
03:25Come get some amazing.
03:27Come get some amazing.
03:29Amazing, amazing.
03:30Woo!
03:32What the fuck is that crisp?
03:34Broccoli crisp.
03:34Looks like a fucking nail.
03:36Looks like a, what do you call them things off a pig?
03:38What is that?
03:39A broccoli crisp.
03:40A broccoli crisp.
03:41Broccoli bake, try it.
03:44Was it nice?
03:46No, that crisp was rotten.
03:48Worst crisp I've ever fucking tasted in me life.
03:50I don't want to go back now.
03:52Say it, I don't want.
03:52I love it here so much.
03:53Going away and getting away from the villa,
03:56the arguments, the tension,
03:57has been absolute bliss for me.
03:59Sydney, I think there's someone missing it, obviously, Hollywood.
04:01Yeah, she left early this morning.
04:03Really enjoyed our company,
04:04considering whenever we weren't close in the slightest,
04:07that old back in the day.
04:08That's what this family does, it brings us all.
04:10Full circle.
04:12What's been everyone's favourite part?
04:14I loved the lake.
04:15Did you?
04:16Mm-hmm.
04:17Not because he was trying to hang out the back of his.
04:21What do you call that thing
04:22when you put your balls on someone's face?
04:24Teabagging.
04:25Not because I got teabags.
04:26Aye, on your neck.
04:28It was quite enjoyable, like.
04:30They do joke about it,
04:32but I swear there is something there
04:34and it's not just from Ricky's side.
04:36Chantel definitely has a soft spot for Ricky.
04:38And I think they actually would make a lovely couple.
04:41But should we go pack our shit?
04:42Yeah.
04:43Come on, then.
04:45This retreat has been great for we all,
04:48and especially Ricky.
04:49It's really chilled him out and given him a clear head.
04:52But before we leave,
04:53I need to have a quiet chat with him.
04:55Last night, I reached out to Kyle with a phone call
04:58because we've got to fix this divide in the house.
05:00I've got to tell Ricky,
05:01and I just hope he gets on board
05:02with the plan we'll come up with.
05:05So I ran Kyle last night,
05:06and I was just filled him in on how, like,
05:08how the trip that we've had has been amazing.
05:10And I said to him, look,
05:11I think it's best that, you know,
05:15James and Ricky speak just to clear the air
05:17and try and move forward.
05:19And he said, look, I'll speak to James
05:22and maybe the four of us can sit down together.
05:26So not just you and James,
05:27there'll be me and Kyle there as well,
05:29and we'll just iron it out.
05:31How do you feel about that?
05:33For me, having the time to come out here
05:35and really think about stuff,
05:37you know, it's give us breathing space.
05:38And as much as me, you, James, Lee,
05:42might not see eye to eye,
05:43I think ultimately they've seen our side
05:46and understood with our points.
05:48And for me, that's positive.
06:01They're back later on,
06:03all the rest of the family.
06:04Yeah.
06:06I had a chat with Jay.
06:07Jay has said that Ricky wants to sit down
06:10with me and James and talk things through.
06:13Oh, I'm not talking things through again.
06:15No, it's literally a case of draw a line in the sand.
06:19We're never going to be friends again.
06:21In theory, Jay's plan is sound,
06:23but by James's tone,
06:25I'm not detecting that he's fully on board with it.
06:29I need to make sure everything's right
06:31for James and Ricky's meet-up.
06:34Because they've been travelling,
06:35they'll be knackered.
06:36Instead of going out,
06:36I reckon do like a family barbecue.
06:38Love barbecue.
06:39A few beers in the sun.
06:41Cut the burgers, cut the steaks.
06:42Cut the salts.
06:44Bosh.
06:44Who's cooking?
06:46Jack can do the drinks,
06:46you do the cooking.
06:47I fucking have it.
06:48Let's fucking have it.
06:49If anyone knows how to do a barbecue,
06:51it's me and Jack.
06:52So show these Geordies
06:53how to have a barbecue,
06:55Essex style.
06:56See you later, girls.
06:57Abby, I love you!
06:59The longest-serving Geordie
07:01and I have to get in the fucking...
07:09I really want minted lamb chops.
07:11Oh, yes, that's what I was going to say.
07:13Bam, koftas, chicken, steak.
07:16I'll do the sides.
07:17I'll fancy a potato salad,
07:18a bit of chive,
07:19a bit of spring onion.
07:20Fuck me.
07:21Lamb chops and potato salad?
07:23Where I'm from,
07:24a barbecue is a sausage and a burger?
07:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:29I want to say I've been up the best.
07:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:33I am missing Jacob and Alpha Jacks so much,
07:36so I've left the retreat early.
07:37I'm back!
07:40That's Holly.
07:40Hello.
07:41Hello.
07:42I've popped back to get my stuff
07:43and say goodbye to everyone.
07:48So did you enjoy it?
07:49It was actually really nice.
07:51Had our own bedrooms,
07:52our own showers,
07:54own toilet.
07:56Literally poo in peace.
07:59Pooing in peace.
08:00It was so good.
08:01Did you hear about the phone call?
08:03What phone call?
08:05There was a phone call last night.
08:06From who?
08:07Jay and Kyle.
08:09Jay basically said
08:10that they want to come back
08:12to a really, like,
08:14diffused household
08:15where they don't want
08:17any, like, drama
08:18or arguments.
08:19I think Jay and Kyle
08:20are kind of that
08:22middle ground.
08:23Medium ground.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Where they can be like,
08:25look,
08:26if everyone just kind of
08:28says,
08:29okay, yeah,
08:29we've all done something,
08:31let's just move on.
08:32Yeah.
08:32We all agree.
08:39Why would you choose
08:40a British supermarket?
08:41Why don't we go,
08:42like, Portuguese style?
08:43Why don't you go
08:44to the Portuguese style one?
08:46Shut up.
08:47Get there, will you?
08:49I'm not going to tell them,
08:50but I never go food shopping
08:51at home.
08:52Fuck knows what they need here.
08:54Even the trolley's slow.
08:57Come on, get in.
08:58I'm not having any
08:59of these Northern Donuts
09:00drop anything,
09:01so I'm driving the trolley.
09:03Right, come on.
09:04Get off of my fucking trolley.
09:05Wait, right,
09:06crisp and dips, yeah?
09:10Nice.
09:10Have a selection, eh?
09:12We'll get some sauces.
09:13Yeah, we'll get some spices.
09:15Chorizo.
09:16Me, Jack, and Jordan,
09:17we're on it.
09:18We know exactly
09:19what we're going to get.
09:20It's like a military operation.
09:22Bacon,
09:23a bit of cheeseburgers,
09:24what have you got over there?
09:24Lincolnshire.
09:25Yeah, yeah, go on.
09:26Me and Jack are on meat duties.
09:28James is on the veg on the sides.
09:30I'll get some of them wrapped.
09:31Do you want some rice as well?
09:32Do we need salad stuff?
09:33Yeah.
09:35It's just a shame
09:36that Kyle hasn't got
09:37a fucking clue.
09:44Kyle was messaging James
09:46a couple of weeks ago
09:47and he was like,
09:48because you know
09:49where your new house is?
09:50He's trying to get
09:51us a house
09:52in the same street.
09:53Yeah, do you know what?
09:54At this rate, right,
09:54I bet
09:56we end up
09:56living next to each other.
09:58Yeah.
09:58They're going to cut
09:59this hole in the fence
10:00and have a little...
10:01And just,
10:01we'll never see them.
10:02No.
10:03Me and you
10:03will just get in a relationship.
10:04We'll just get married.
10:05We'll have one house
10:06and we can have another house.
10:08Oh, the mum's showing up.
10:09Do you want some
10:10Dion mustard or just...
10:11Dion?
10:12Dion?
10:13Who the hell?
10:14Dion?
10:15It's Dijon.
10:16Dijon.
10:16It's French.
10:17French?
10:17We're in Portugal.
10:19Fucking southern smart arses.
10:21Cheese for the burgers.
10:23Get a few pickles.
10:24Yeah.
10:25Peanut butter.
10:25Why don't we get
10:26some peanut butter?
10:28Like, fuck me and Jack
10:29are cooking.
10:30Desserts, lads.
10:31Vionetta.
10:32Vionetta.
10:32Can't be a bit of
10:33Vionetta.
10:34That reminds you,
10:35like, going to your nan's.
10:36Are we catered for everybody?
10:37Yeah.
10:38Come on, Carl,
10:39you're paying.
10:40LAUGHTER
10:47So I've shorted there.
10:49Did you why?
10:50Don't know.
10:50It went straight through.
10:51My bum's never been
10:52right for a while.
11:02I've been home to see
11:03the kids,
11:04but I thought
11:05I'd come back,
11:06see everyone,
11:07and be here
11:08for the last few nights.
11:17I actually had
11:18an amazing time here,
11:19so I can't actually
11:20wait to get in there
11:22and see all
11:22them old faces.
11:25Hello?
11:26Oh, my God,
11:27it's you.
11:27Hello.
11:28Hi.
11:29Where is everyone?
11:30The only person
11:31I can see is Sophie,
11:32but who the fuck
11:33are they?
11:34I don't know
11:34who anyone is.
11:35I don't know.
11:36Who's that?
11:36Oh, my God,
11:37you don't.
11:37Hello.
11:38It's good to see you again.
11:39Hello.
11:40Welcome back.
11:40Leah.
11:41Hi.
11:42Vicky, nice to meet you.
11:43I've met Vicky.
11:44You know Vito.
11:46Where's everyone?
11:47Everyone's been on a retreat.
11:48We stayed here.
11:49It is nice to see Gary again,
11:50and it's nice that even after
11:51Gary had a few days at home,
11:53he still did decide
11:54to come back to the madhouse,
11:55and I do think
11:56we might see Gary
11:57a little bit more often.
11:59Right, you're going to put
12:00your little speedos on then.
12:01Get the parsnip out.
12:02Shut up, Sophie.
12:04Gary, you'll never live it down.
12:06I know.
12:07You'll never live it down.
12:08Funny.
12:09Let's live it up.
12:12Let's live it up.
12:13Let's live it up.
12:17Josie,
12:18we're leaving.
12:19Bye, guys.
12:20Thank you so much for having us.
12:21Thank you, Josie.
12:22It's been the best of times.
12:23That was pretty great,
12:25that, like,
12:26the retreat was absolutely amazing.
12:28Nathan did really well.
12:29I can't wait to get back
12:30to the others
12:31because I have missed them.
12:32Ta-da!
12:34Woo!
12:36I just hope to God
12:38that the lads
12:38just leave their drama
12:39once and for all.
12:40If I go back there
12:41to the house
12:42and the drama,
12:43I'm fucking going back
12:44to the retreat.
12:44Live it up.
12:51Let's live it up.
12:52Let's live it up.
12:53Hello!
12:55Hello!
12:56Hold the back.
12:58Fuck it, Jack.
12:59There's no one here.
13:02That sounds like
13:03the lads are back
13:04and it's about time.
13:05As much as I love
13:06chilling in the sun,
13:08talking to James
13:08and Kyle's missus,
13:10that isn't what
13:10I came back for.
13:12Hello, man.
13:13How's it going?
13:14How back?
13:15Honey, I'm home.
13:16Oh, there he is.
13:18Captain?
13:18Good to see you.
13:19Don't get us wrong,
13:20it's nice to see the lads,
13:22but I was expecting
13:23a few more familiar faces.
13:25Like, where's Nathan?
13:26Where's Ricky?
13:27Where the hell is Aaron?
13:28So, what is the plan for today?
13:31So, I was thinking
13:31that we could go to, like,
13:32an Irish bar,
13:33have a few drinks.
13:34Anyone want to come
13:35to the Irish bar?
13:36Definitely going to talk.
13:37Love an Irish bar talk, yeah.
13:39I need an air of the dog.
13:40Guys can show us all
13:41how to play pool.
13:42No, I'm not coming.
13:43No, no.
13:45I still haven't been in this pool.
13:46Better somebody even catch up
13:48and then I'll seize the bar.
13:49I'll be leaving,
13:50so I won't be able
13:51to join the crew.
13:53I'm actually really glad
13:55that Gary stayed behind
13:56because it means
13:56that me and Holly
13:57get a chance
13:58to have a proper OG
14:00catch up with them.
14:01We just want to know,
14:03is this trip
14:04a one-off for him
14:04or is he here
14:06for the long run?
14:07Because we want to see
14:08more of Gary.
14:09The dream would be
14:11to get all the OGs
14:12back together again.
14:14And what I mean by OGs,
14:16I mean
14:16every single one of us.
14:23Girls, come on.
14:24Let's go.
14:25I've spent my life
14:27waiting for these OGs
14:28to get ready.
14:30Oh, yeah, the flip-flop.
14:32Here they are.
14:34Wow.
14:36You look good.
14:36Come on,
14:37it's time to say bye to Holly
14:39and get down the pub.
14:41Where are we going?
14:42Ladies first.
14:43I've had the best time
14:44with you all.
14:46It's been amazing.
14:47Hope it all ends.
14:49Nicely.
14:50Keep me updated
14:51and have the best
14:53last few nights.
14:54All right,
14:54hold on then,
14:54let's go on.
14:57Super cute.
14:59This is a very new thing,
15:01isn't it, Jack?
15:01You know,
15:02coming to somewhere
15:03a bit more tropical
15:03and then finding a pub.
15:05Irish pub,
15:06I'm wrong.
15:07I don't think
15:08the Northerners understand
15:09the Southern concept
15:10of drinking in a pub.
15:12No matter where you are
15:12in the world,
15:13you can find a good pub.
15:15Sit in a pub.
15:16I love the pub.
15:24Is my drink down there?
15:28Oh.
15:28There he is.
15:29Oh, good afternoon,
15:30Mr. Beadle.
15:31Hello.
15:32The OG.
15:33Pudge up.
15:34I was like.
15:37It's always funny
15:38when we're together.
15:38It's been such a long time
15:40since we've been able
15:41to catch up with Gary
15:42and we've got so many questions.
15:44I actually really,
15:45really missed him.
15:46Not only as a friend,
15:47but being part of
15:48the Geordie show world.
15:50It's been nice
15:50that you've come back.
15:51I wanted you back
15:52at the reunion.
15:53Like, I messaged you
15:54quite a few times.
15:55I think you did.
15:55Was there a reason
15:56you didn't want to come
15:57to the reunion?
16:00I've never had anything
16:01against anyone.
16:02And I don't want
16:03yous lot thinking
16:05that I wasn't coming back
16:06because I didn't like you
16:07or I didn't want to see you.
16:08You know what, guys?
16:09Genuinely,
16:09we actually missed you.
16:11Yeah.
16:11And we wanted you to be here
16:13because we started
16:13this journey with you.
16:15When I left,
16:16it was a good time to leave.
16:17Like, obviously,
16:17I was 30.
16:18Yeah.
16:18I was having kids
16:19and stuff like that.
16:19And I was just doing
16:20normal stuff.
16:22It was just me being me.
16:24And I hadn't had that
16:25for so many years.
16:27I'd done Geordie show
16:28for, like, what,
16:2910 years.
16:30And having kids
16:31changes your life.
16:32I've always wanted
16:33to be a dad.
16:33And I just wanted
16:34to enjoy that.
16:36And then...
16:39It was half the Charlotte thing.
16:41Not that I've got
16:41anything against Charlotte,
16:42like, but when you've got kids
16:44and you've got partners
16:45and all everyone's on about
16:46is Charlotte, it's this,
16:47that, comment on my post,
16:48comment on this,
16:49Because it was such a big thing,
16:50was it, your relationship?
16:51That's the way I describe it
16:51to people.
16:52It's like, it was like a fire.
16:54It was so intense
16:54and so intensely talked about.
16:56I eventually got away from it.
16:58And I was like,
16:59if I go and do the reunion,
17:00I don't want to go
17:01and light that fire again.
17:02Yeah.
17:03Look, I was getting with Charlotte
17:04when I was 20-odd years old.
17:05I'm 37.
17:06It's like,
17:07it's like me going,
17:08remember that lad
17:10you were getting with from uni?
17:11If he walked in there now,
17:13how old would you be?
17:13Yeah.
17:14Over the years,
17:15I think we've kind of built Gary up
17:17to be this person
17:17who doesn't really want to be
17:18involved with us anymore.
17:20But now that he is explaining
17:22how he feels
17:23and how he has felt
17:24and the reasons
17:25that he hasn't come back
17:26is actually quite heartwarming.
17:29If Charlotte ever came back,
17:30would you come back as well?
17:34Well, yeah,
17:34I haven't got a problem with her.
17:37If she walked in there now,
17:38I'd be like,
17:39look at you,
17:39and she'd be like,
17:40yeah, Gary.
17:40And I'd be like...
17:41That should be, of course, yeah.
17:43But it would be like that.
17:44It would.
17:45It is nice to hear
17:46how Gary feels about Charlotte.
17:49And I would love nothing more
17:51than for Charlotte and Gary
17:52to be in the same room
17:53having a conversation.
17:54But I get from their points of views
17:57how it would be blown up
17:58from the outside perspective.
18:01I think Charlotte
18:02will always be a big part
18:03of your life.
18:04You had so many good memories
18:05together,
18:05and she probably feels the same.
18:08I never thought
18:09that Gary would ever
18:10talk about Charlotte again.
18:12I thought that page
18:13had been completely closed.
18:15So I think that must mean
18:17that there can be one day
18:18where they could both be
18:20in the same room
18:21and be amicable.
18:22And I really hope
18:23that day can come.
18:24It was just a big part
18:25of your life,
18:26but we do grow
18:27and we move on,
18:28and that's just what happened.
18:29It wasn't ever
18:30really meant to be.
18:32I've got nothing bad
18:34to say about Charlotte.
18:35I'm so happy for her.
18:37But I think,
18:37looking back now,
18:38I kind of realised
18:39how intense it was.
18:42And that was quite a hard thing
18:43for us to deal with,
18:44especially in the public eye.
18:46But to me,
18:47it feels like
18:48an absolute lifetime ago.
18:50Also as well,
18:51I want to say,
18:52I'm very proud of you two.
18:54Oh, God.
18:55Don't make me cry.
18:56To watch from afar
18:57and see,
18:59you had a rough time
19:00with boyfriends.
19:01Yeah.
19:01You then met Jacob.
19:02Now I see you on social media
19:03with your kids
19:04and you just look happy.
19:06I'm so happy.
19:07And you repeat.
19:07You're going to cry.
19:08I know I can tell you.
19:09I know your fitness stuff.
19:10I never thought
19:11in a million years
19:11you'd do that.
19:12So I am.
19:13I'm very proud of you.
19:15Even you, Soph,
19:16it's nice to come back
19:17and see you happy.
19:18And I know you're obviously
19:19going to fill the kids up,
19:20but it will happen.
19:20It will happen.
19:22And it's just,
19:22it's nice to see both.
19:23Gary, we were really close,
19:25you know.
19:26We still are.
19:26Even though I haven't seen
19:27you or spoke to you
19:28for like maybe years.
19:29Sitting here now,
19:30It's like nothing to do.
19:31It feels like eight years
19:32has just gone.
19:33Holly and Sophie to me
19:35are like little sisters.
19:38We did create friendships
19:39back then
19:40that's really hard to break
19:41because I've literally
19:43watched them grow up
19:45from girls to women.
19:48I'll always have
19:49a special place with them.
19:51The OJs.
19:52Shall we cheers?
19:53Go on, Gaz,
19:54you're always good
19:54at these ones.
19:55Yes, they're 15 years
19:57of friendship
19:59and we're all
20:00very proud of each other.
20:02We are.
20:02Love you as all.
20:03To many, many more.
20:04Cheers.
20:05Right, you better hurry up.
20:06You've got a flight.
20:06You're coming to love.
20:07Do you want to help us
20:08get out of the door?
20:09Have you got to carry a case
20:09down the stairs
20:10like all the time?
20:11Oh, yeah, Gary!
20:12Remember I used to always
20:13be the one at the end
20:13who'd close the door and go,
20:16God, I do miss them days.
20:18I don't know how
20:19I would do that many nights
20:20help me.
20:20I don't.
20:21I do one now.
20:22I'm just dead.
20:23Never mind 30.
20:24I would do it all again.
20:30I would do it all again.
20:35I love coming away with Holly
20:37and I'm just glad
20:38she's going home
20:39because who knows
20:40how long I've got to wait
20:41to be in the house
20:42with her again.
20:43She is the most gorgeous,
20:46beautifulest, funniest girl ever
20:48and I'm so proud
20:50to say she's my sister.
20:52Right.
20:52It's been nice to catch you.
20:53It's been so lovely to see you.
20:54I feel like it's a lot easier
20:56leaving now because I've got
20:58someone to go home to.
21:00I've got a family.
21:01I've got everything
21:02I ever wanted.
21:03When we were leaving
21:04back in the day,
21:06we were leaving
21:06going into the complete unknown.
21:08See you soon.
21:10Have fun.
21:11But now,
21:12I've got something
21:13to go home for.
21:20Then it was just us, guys.
21:22To the food.
21:22Then it was me and you
21:23in the Jodie show house
21:25ten years on.
21:26Yes.
21:27All around the world
21:29we bring the noise,
21:30we turn it up.
21:32All around the world
21:33we celebrate you.
21:35It's been a great holiday
21:36so far,
21:37but I don't think
21:38there's been enough
21:38daytime drinking fun.
21:40I don't actually think
21:40these northerners can keep up.
21:42So it's time to introduce
21:43some daytime drinking games
21:44in a pub.
21:45Are we going to split the G?
21:46How do you do that?
21:48You need to get
21:48the black and white line
21:49in between the G's point.
21:51I'll go first.
21:51What is better
21:52than getting drunk
21:53in the sun
21:54with your best mates?
21:56Nothing.
21:57Well, you can have a shot
21:58of there, Miz.
22:00Fucking undershotted.
22:02Nah.
22:09Jack, if you're Irish,
22:10you do it.
22:13Go on, Leah.
22:16Irish.
22:19Yeah.
22:20It's all weird.
22:22It's bang on, that.
22:23Fuck me.
22:23My missus has only
22:24gone and done it
22:25and she's never
22:25drunk and pained
22:26in her life.
22:27The pressure's on now.
22:29Go on, James.
22:31More?
22:32Oh, James.
22:33It was fucking
22:34my eyes off.
22:34What can I say?
22:35But if it was
22:36a treble vodka
22:37from Bijou,
22:38that would be
22:38a different story.
22:39Isn't it strange
22:40when someone else leaves?
22:40The dynamic really does change.
22:42Obviously, we've got
22:42a lot of people
22:43coming in, though,
22:43which is good.
22:44The main thing is
22:47Jordan's boyfriend's back.
22:49All right, Gaz,
22:50how's it going?
22:50You all right, mate?
22:51I've missed you.
22:53Do you know he said
22:53that he wasn't
22:54bringing more clothes out
22:55because he knew
22:56Jordan had loads?
22:57I'd borrow my clothes
22:58as well.
22:59Him taking the piss
23:00out of your relationship
23:01is just jealous.
23:01Yeah, he's just jealous.
23:02I want you to wear my clothes.
23:03I want you to wear this.
23:05I'm going to have to
23:05go to the toilet.
23:06I'm sorry.
23:08James doesn't quite
23:09seem himself.
23:10I just don't think
23:11Ricky's handled
23:12this situation
23:13with James and Leah
23:14very well at all.
23:15Leah, how do you think
23:16he's actually feeling?
23:19James doesn't want
23:20people go, you know,
23:21worry about him,
23:22but I know that
23:23he just can't be bothered.
23:25We both can't.
23:26And honestly,
23:27if this got dragged out
23:28any longer,
23:29we won't come back.
23:30But then my advice is
23:31no matter what Ricky
23:32comes and says,
23:33even if he comes back
23:33and tries to stick it
23:34back on you,
23:35walk away.
23:35Do you know what?
23:36No worries, mate.
23:37But I think you can be
23:38the one to drag him
23:39and be like, come on.
23:39Do you know what I mean?
23:40Jordan's right.
23:41I know I've got a rule
23:42tonight on keeping the peace
23:44but so is Leah
23:45and if it's going to work,
23:46I need Leah onside
23:48and backing us.
23:49Got another issue
23:50going on in my head
23:50that I need to talk to you
23:51all about.
23:52Really concerned about
23:53who's going to cook
23:54the sausages.
23:56You got excited.
23:58I thought you were
24:00going to ask for another
24:00plate.
24:01Shit myself.
24:02What should we call it?
24:03Cockney?
24:04Cockney.
24:04Cockney sausage goblers.
24:06I'm not really Cockney.
24:08Barnets and barbecues.
24:09Barnets and barbecues.
24:13Squishers.
24:13Barnets and barbecues.
24:13Yeah.reaming
24:16and barbecues. Tip
24:17has left this bad now? Not
24:32one person coming
24:33to see where the
24:34one cares. No
24:34one cares. Hold
24:35on sides. They're
24:36not going to come
24:37to hide. Snoringly
24:38and barbecues.
24:40Oh, you look nice.
24:42I'm so happy to see yous.
24:44I'm so happy to see yous.
24:45Oh, I'm so happy to look back.
24:47Yay!
24:48I'm so happy to see yous.
24:49I missed you.
24:50There's a little bit of you.
24:51Hello, everybody.
24:53Right, now, these are faces that I totally recognise.
24:57Now it's starting to feel like the jolly show
24:59that I actually know.
25:01Where's everyone else from?
25:02So everyone else has went to an Irish bar.
25:05Abby's boyfriend's here.
25:06Oh, yeah.
25:07Jack survived.
25:08What's he like having with me here?
25:09They're very much in the honeymoon period, like...
25:11Oh, my God, it's too much, the PDA sensory overload.
25:15Oh, great.
25:15It's...
25:16Ooh, what's the baby?
25:17It's only here.
25:20Right, I'm going to get my bikini on, then,
25:21ready for the barbecue.
25:22Get your bikini's on, we'll come and drive your mag.
25:25I want it, I want it on.
25:31I want it, I want it on.
25:34Got a little stiffy off that ride home.
25:37Hello.
25:38You all right?
25:39You good?
25:39How's it good?
25:40You all right, yeah?
25:41Fuck me, it's been like Newcastle Semple today.
25:44People coming, people going, people leaving, people coming back.
25:47But now that we're all together, we can get ready for tonight
25:51and have a good old jolly show party.
25:53Right, is everyone ready for this big family barbecue?
25:55Yes!
25:56Yeah!
25:57Yeah!
25:57Who's cooking you on this?
25:58Who's cooking?
25:59I'm cooking Gordon, I think.
26:01Ah, the Essex boys?
26:02Oh, the Cockney sausage goblers are coming!
26:05The whole family's back together, so we have to make tonight work.
26:09If we do, it's going to be a great party tonight.
26:12But if this chat doesn't go well between James and Ricky,
26:15it's going to cause a huge divide that will affect the family for a long time.
26:19Aaron!
26:20What?
26:21What's going on?
26:22Barbecue!
26:23Is there chicken nuggets?
26:24Er, there can be.
26:26Right, OK, I'm coming down.
26:27See you soon, dolls.
26:28Bye-bye, dolls.
26:29See you later.
26:30Bye.
26:35I've fucking got another spot on my head!
26:39I'm looking forward to tonight.
26:41It feels like Jack has been here for so much longer than what he actually has
26:44because he's just fitted in perfectly with everyone.
26:47So how bad are we talking about the snoring?
26:50Oh, no!
26:52No!
26:52I can't have that!
26:54It's a bad one.
26:55Even if he's making a bit too much noise in the bedroom.
26:58Fuck me.
26:58It's like coming back from my house.
27:01Jack!
27:01Yeah!
27:02Barnets and burgers, we've got to go and cook.
27:03Come on!
27:05I am the barbecue king, and between me and Jack, we're going to cook up an absolute fucking storm.
27:13It's only that one.
27:15We just need to work out how to light it.
27:18You've got to get this down, or you'll get the heat in it.
27:19Yes, but it's off at the minute.
27:21Don't touch it!
27:23There's only one burner working.
27:25Fuck me.
27:26How many cockneys does it take to light a barbecue?
27:30There you go.
27:31Wait.
27:32Oh, two's on!
27:32Two's on!
27:33Two's on!
27:33I told you.
27:34Oh, three's on!
27:35Oh, four's on!
27:36I'm just going to leave them to it.
27:38I just hope that none of us get food poisoned.
27:41The last thing I need tonight is to be shitting myself why I've got all of this going on.
27:48So you've got your own rooms while you're away.
27:49That's fucking mean.
27:50No cameras in as well.
27:52Man, when you had that one in Greason, you found the camera on the side of the corner of the
27:55room.
27:57It's like a couple of girls doing it, or nine girls, and they cut that music going.
28:05Everyone's just going, have I just watched guys one of them?
28:20And I'm so excited to have a nice family barbecue.
28:23Hopefully this will bring us all together.
28:24And I'm so excited to have a good night.
28:26I'm so excited to have a good night.
28:27Oh, fucking hell.
28:29I need to have fucking put inside.
28:30You know I take what I need.
28:32Yes, I won't stop, no stopping me.
28:33Barnets and Burgers is fully open.
28:35Yes!
28:36I am starving.
28:45I hope James and Ricky can squash everything sorted out, and we're going to have a fucking
28:50good night.
28:52Well done, boys.
28:53Yeah, well done, lads.
28:55Classic.
28:56Ooh!
28:57Jesus!
28:58That sausage reminds me of my ex.
29:00That looks like his whole dick.
29:02This family barbecue is great, and it's so good to have everyone back together.
29:06But there's a dark cloud looming over everyone, and I'm not talking about Jack and Jordan's
29:11burnt sausages.
29:24I love you.
29:27Hey, Jane.
29:28Jane, do you want to get the lads and go for the chat?
29:30Aye, how are you?
29:31How are you?
29:33James, do you want to go for a little chat?
29:35Oh.
29:35All right, aye.
29:36How are they?
29:36How are they?
29:39Right.
29:40It's happening.
29:42Fingers fucking crossed.
29:43Hold on.
29:44Er, just down here.
29:46Do you want to stand down here?
29:47Aye, this is good enough.
29:49Yeah?
29:51Ricky has got to be the bigger man here.
29:53This is what the whole family have been waiting for, and it's been a long time coming.
29:58I just hope that Ricky keeps his cool, because he's done nothing wrong.
30:03What was he like when he was away, Ricky, when he wanted to squash you?
30:05Yeah.
30:06He's just saying I think we need to put him to bed.
30:10Oh, you're so brown and red.
30:11I just want to put baby oil on your tits and rub it in.
30:14Josh.
30:17Josh.
30:20Me and Kyle have been speaking.
30:21Yeah.
30:22I think, obviously, we need to iron something out.
30:25There's been a lot of arguments in here in the past, big arguments, and people have sorted
30:28out and come back together.
30:29Yeah, definitely.
30:30You never know what can happen.
30:31Obviously, right now, we're not seeing it anyway.
30:34Me and Kyle needed to bring Ricky and James together.
30:38It's now down to them two to put this to bed, let bygones be bygones, and move forward.
30:43Obviously, you and Ricky have got your thing going on.
30:46I know where Ricky's head's at.
30:47Where's yours?
30:47What are you thinking?
30:48Where's my head at?
30:49Fuck me, what a question.
30:51Where do I even start with that?
30:52Funny how Ricky's the one with all the problems with me, yet I'm getting asked where my head's at.
31:02Things have got really petty and really out of hand.
31:06They really have.
31:08When you look at everything, it's not that deep.
31:10James, you can't expect me not to defend myself, though.
31:12I know, but you really went and attacked me.
31:15I knew James would start playing the victim.
31:18All I've got to remember, this is for the sake of the family, so I've got to stay calm.
31:23Because of the name calling, it felt quite personal towards us.
31:28I'm going to defend myself.
31:31If I was name calling you, how would you feel towards me?
31:34She called you a wax melt, it's not that deep.
31:37It's...
31:37That's not deep.
31:38The difference is, Ricky's responses have always been way over the top and way more personal than what me and
31:44Leah have said.
31:45Aaron, Aaron, shh, come on.
31:48We have no idea what they're saying.
31:51They're not screaming at each other, but they're not hugging each other.
31:54So what the fuck?
31:55This should never have started in the first place.
31:59I agree.
32:00From my point of view, a phone call would have gone a long way.
32:03It wasn't dealt like that.
32:05Even though we might not see eye to eye, you know, at one point we were friends.
32:10Mate, we all want to enjoy this experience together.
32:14Yeah.
32:15What I want to see is, we made an agreement today, there's no more social media posts, there's no more
32:21digs.
32:22So we've just got to draw the line.
32:25It needs to stop now.
32:30I'll apologise for retaliating.
32:33But when you're making things about appearances, height and looks, you're wanting to make it fucking personal with us.
32:39I'm sorry if that upset you. No, I am.
32:45But when you are angry, you are personal, you're not going to say nice stuff, are you?
32:49No.
32:50I don't agree with what Ricky's done, but you can see it is hard for him to apologise, so you've
32:55got to give him some respect.
33:03Come on lads, shake hands, and we can end this forever.
33:11Sybil?
33:11Yeah, we'll sort it.
33:13Yeah.
33:14We'll just leave it at that.
33:16Everything all right?
33:18Sort it?
33:19Well done lads.
33:20Yeah!
33:22Fucking hell.
33:23Hurry!
33:24I mean, it's about fucking time, but I'm so happy that it's finally done.
33:28Happy?
33:31If there's one thing you can rely on with this family, it is that we will always sort our shit
33:37out.
33:37Listen, guys, I know it's been tough lately for everyone, but, you know, we can agree to disagree, but we
33:43are one big family.
33:44Through all the ups, through all the downs, and most importantly, happy 30th birthday, Chloe, as well.
33:49Yay!
33:51I am so glad that they have made up.
33:54Now we can all crack on, and have a bell to time.
33:57Tonight, let's get fucking mortal.
34:00Yay!
34:01Thank the fucking Lord.
34:11Oh, come on!
34:16I cried, you know, because I was, like, happy.
34:18Aw, did you?
34:19Aye.
34:19I'm still emotional now.
34:22It's not just Leah that feels relieved.
34:24You can feel it throughout the whole house.
34:26It's like the clouds being lifted.
34:28Everyone is absolutely buzzing that it's being put to bed.
34:32Aw, look at the lovely.
34:33You all right, James?
34:34Well, yeah, absolutely so.
34:39See, she's not going to bed.
34:41Look.
34:43I want to tell you a review for the rest of my life.
34:45I just want to stay here.
34:47When I look at you, I feel like my heart goes...
34:53LAUGHTER
34:53This is how a Geordie holiday should be.
34:56The whole family is buzzing.
34:57Although seeing all the couples together
34:58is making us miss my Leah,
35:00I wish she was here with us.
35:02Maybe next time.
35:03I would like another drink.
35:05Light a drink?
35:06I've just got one, babe.
35:07All I need now is a shag and it's a good night.
35:10You're happy, yeah?
35:11Yeah.
35:12What did he say about me?
35:13About your comment and stuff.
35:15Get another drink.
35:16It is what it is.
35:17It's done.
35:18We'll just take each day as it comes and go from here.
35:21I think the hardest days behind.
35:25Seeing the boys make up,
35:26it just makes us think if that went so well,
35:29then it's the perfect time for me and Ricky to get our closure.
35:33I think I should speak.
35:34It's good anymore.
35:34It's good for me.
35:35What's up with you?
35:36Do you don't have to?
35:37No, I know I don't have to.
35:38But is it...
35:39I don't...
35:40What is the right thing?
35:41I don't really think there is this one.
35:43I want to find out the core issue, why he doesn't like me.
35:48I know Ricky's on and off partner.
35:50So I know the ins and outs of his on and off relationship.
35:53And it just makes us think that's why he doesn't like me as much.
35:58Let's get another drink.
36:02I really do think that a conversation needs to be had,
36:05just to make sure that this drama and this animosity stays in Lisbon.
36:11I'm sticking for you, you know.
36:13Yeah, of course.
36:14Yeah, of course.
36:19Where do you want to go?
36:20Wherever you want.
36:21I'm going to go down the bottom.
36:22Should we just sit there?
36:27This is between me and Ricky.
36:29Ricky and James had their issue.
36:31And they've got the closure.
36:33And I just hope everyone understands that.
36:35That's all I want.
36:42How are you?
36:43Do you know what?
36:44I actually...
36:45Do you know after you and James had the chat,
36:47I actually cried, but not because I'm upset,
36:51I cried of, like, overwhelmness, like, happy.
36:54Do you know what I mean?
36:55Like, it's been, like, built up.
36:59Honestly, I don't want to go over anything.
37:01Mm-hm.
37:03Well...
37:05I just want us both to feel comfortable.
37:08And I know I haven't felt comfortable.
37:12Me and you were friends at one point.
37:14Yeah, we were.
37:15We actually were.
37:16Like, can you not remember when we went out for your DJ night?
37:18We had a mint time.
37:19No, I know, I know.
37:20I actually liked you at one point.
37:22No, no, no.
37:23Like, I actually did.
37:25What do you reckon's going on there?
37:26With who?
37:27Ricky and Liam.
37:28Oh, I don't know.
37:29No, don't look.
37:30Can we sit down?
37:32What the fuck are they chatting about?
37:34I just want to know what they're saying.
37:36What is the underlying issue with me?
37:38So, I'll explain this very, very clearly.
37:40Is it because I...
37:42Is it because I do know your ex-partner?
37:47Is it because of that?
37:48It's got nothing to do with Meg's girlfriend whatsoever.
37:51What the fuck?
37:53Why in the hell is Leah bringing up my ex?
37:55She's got absolutely nothing to do with this.
37:58And I don't know what you'd even try and deflect and suggest something like that.
38:02No, I was just thinking because it obviously wasn't...
38:05Nothing about that.
38:07I don't want this to be a fallout.
38:08No, I...
38:10Nothing to do with Meg's partner that you're trying to make a situation of.
38:14I can't figure out her motivation and I'm absolutely baffled to why she's done it.
38:20But, after everything that's happened between me and James, I cannot kick off.
38:26Okay.
38:26Right, we'll leave this here.
38:28Okay?
38:28Anyway.
38:30Good chap.
38:36How was that, Ricky?
38:37No.
38:38No.
38:38No.
38:39No.
38:39What's happened?
38:40I was just trying to bring my ex-partner into absolutely every conversation.
38:44Sit there, sit there, sit there.
38:45I wanted things to be sorted on Marine Civil, but bringing my ex-partner, I just feel like
38:51it's a constant dig.
38:52That's just been brought up fresh there now.
38:54Fucking hell.
38:56You've just said two seconds ago that you were crying because you were so happy that they'd
39:00squashed the beef and we're all going to be positive to then carry it on.
39:04Like, what are you getting out of that?
39:05Why can't you go, I'm so happy you selected bygone my bygones?
39:09But you didn't.
39:10Just liked being the centre of attention.
39:13And now, squashing the beef means she's not centre of attention anymore.
39:16It's not us that are carrying it on, it's you.
39:18Yeah.
39:18Thank you very much.
39:19Facts, again.
39:21It started off good and then as soon as you mentioned his ex-partner, he just didn't
39:28like that I mentioned it.
39:33All the efforts I've gone through to get James and Ricky to squash the beef.
39:38And Leah's just gone over with a hand grenade.
39:43I just wanted some fucking closure.
39:47Let's go back a square one.
39:48Do you know what?
39:49I've only got myself to blame.
39:50When Aaron rang us, I should have just kept on me tractor and just kept mowing.
39:55It'll be all right.
39:56There'll be knee drama.
39:57I promise you guys, it'll be loads of fun.
40:00Oh, for God's sake.
40:02And everyone's had loads of drink.
40:03Wicked.
40:06I'm just pissed off.
40:08My point is, Leah, you've just sat instead of this.
40:10You've cried because you were happy that James and Ricky have made up.
40:15I think Chantelle's cute enough to just prepare yourself and keep calm.
40:22I thought you didn't want no drama for anything.
40:29Do you know what it is in here, right?
40:30You'll ask a question and then that'll get passed on to the next thing and it'll be twisted.
40:34But, listen, at the end of the day, why are we still asking questions?
40:37You've drawn a line.
40:38You've drawn a line.
40:38And we've watched you all draw a line.
40:40Let's all just fucking go bang.
40:41There doesn't need to be questions about anybody anymore.
40:44You know that that subject is going to antagonise him.
40:46Sorry to say that, but I'm being honest.
40:49Jordan's actually right.
40:50I can't believe she's done it, but the whole situation is so delicate.
40:55I'm just going to stay out of it.
40:57We need to all work together here and all fucking...
41:01No.
41:04James, what's here?
41:08Am I wrong?
41:09No, you're not.
41:14This is a prime example of why I would never bring my partner on a holiday with this lot.
41:25Fucking hell.
41:27Jordan, I think he's totally what you need to hear.
41:29I just had a bit more bottle than what I would.
41:36Are you all right?
41:37Oh, fuck's sake.
41:40Hold on, are you worried, man? Are you all right?
41:43I just wanted to ask him a question, like, how was it?
41:47Like...
41:48Trying to get some closure.
41:50She shouldn't have relit the fire.
41:52It was going so well.
41:54I thought it was going to be fine.
41:58Oh, God.
42:01I think it's sly.
42:02I think it's sneaky.
42:04But it's like, you should bring a vibrant...
42:06What the heck's got to do with it?
42:07What's nothing?
42:09Fuck all.
42:11I had so much potential to end on a complete high with James, with Ricky, with Jay, with everyone.
42:17And then she had to go and ruin it.
42:20It is not over with me.
42:23I'm telling her now.
42:24I've heard her.
42:24I know what you're saying.
42:25I know she's piping up.
42:27And I'm not...
42:27I'm not letting her do it.
42:29She's saying she doesn't want fucking drama.
42:32She's not getting away with talking about me.
42:34If you remember that.
42:45You just said you cried that James and Ricky squashed the beef.
42:49Yes, because I might have watched me partner be so emotionally drained when he's got shit going on.
42:54It's all kicking off again.
42:56Let's go get some wine, baby!
43:00Do you not remember that?
43:01Cold plants.
43:02Good for your sponge.
43:03I know.
43:05That is what I'm talking about.
43:07There's 48 hours left.
43:08Let's go out at night with a big bang.
43:11For all the gravy in the world, never change your ways.
43:14Horse.
43:15Horse.
43:16Me and Casey never do anything by horse.
43:19Oh my god.
43:22Cheers to Kyle and Vicky.
43:24Woo!
43:45Lionel Blumen!
43:45Let's go here and grow more!
43:48Let's go here and move on.
43:50Oh, no!
43:51Come back.
43:53Come back.
43:55Cheers.
43:57I knew I knew and joined the way to help.
43:58I knew and wanted to own the crowd.
43:59I knew I may not long.
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