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00:00For those of you not binging, this is what happened last time.
00:03Beanie, she's just decided she'd like to spend a little bit of time, or live, with another couple.
00:08You haven't killed Spike, and no one is throwing you out of the group.
00:11Thanks, but if we don't find him, I can't stay.
00:15Pamelia lost Spike, and everyone's out there looking for him.
00:18You take him and give him to Pamelia.
00:20This way no more feels bad.
00:21How often does he have chemotherapy?
00:23Once a week.
00:23If I can extend my time with Marty by one minute, I will.
00:27Why are you dressed like you're going to a wedding?
00:29Because I am.
00:30You know I'm getting married.
00:32To who?
00:32To...
00:32Steve.
00:33Why?
00:39What are you doing here?
00:40This is about John Farnall.
00:54And then I woke up because...
00:56She's not a people person.
00:57Because he was on top of me.
00:58Or a dog person.
00:59Maybe he should go and take that.
01:00Or an anything person.
01:01I've never met anyone more in need of a therapy.
01:03Hey, does Beed still do dog therapy?
01:05No, it was making him anxious, ironically.
01:07Oh.
01:07Oh.
01:07Oh, hey, guys.
01:08It turns out I can come to your wedding.
01:10Oh, amazing.
01:11Oh, I'm actually quite nervous.
01:13Just mainly about forgetting my life.
01:15Oh, Steve's making us learn our vows.
01:17So we can look into each other's eyes.
01:18Oh.
01:19You two are adorable.
01:21Hey, what's wrong with the mud putt?
01:22Why isn't he playing?
01:23Hey, what's happening, buddy?
01:25Hey, Mrs. Rowland.
01:26Beedie.
01:27I mean, Mrs. Beedie, obviously.
01:30Jonah, I have to tell you something.
01:32No, you don't.
01:33No, you don't.
01:33I really, really need to.
01:36Or don't if you don't want to.
01:38See?
01:38But first, I just want to say how sorry I am.
01:41Everyone makes mistakes.
01:43And after I say it, you may never want to speak to me ever again, which I completely understand.
01:46Is that your dress-up day next week?
01:48Yes, I'm going to that.
01:49Um, uh, Pam Leo?
01:51Last weekend, when you await the wedding.
01:54It was, like, so long ago.
01:55And I was my new house.
01:57My new Spike.
01:59I lost him.
02:02Okay.
02:03What's wrong with Penny?
02:04You understand?
02:04I lost Spike.
02:05Pam, it's okay.
02:06No, Marty.
02:09No.
02:09No.
02:11No.
02:12No.
02:14No.
02:15No.
02:16No.
02:16No.
02:42How's ever.
02:44Why don't you marry her if you're so interested?
02:46Well, if it gets me close to you, maybe I will.
02:49Oh, there's Mia.
02:52Can you go?
02:54Hey, you, uh, you must miss me twice in one week.
02:58No.
02:59Can I have some money?
03:00I need to buy Mum a birthday present.
03:02Oh, wow.
03:02Leaving it to the last minute.
03:04Where does that booty?
03:06Hi, baby girl.
03:08Hi, Pookie.
03:09Aw.
03:11Hi.
03:14Hello.
03:15Hello.
03:15Um, she's forgotten me.
03:17No, she can't see screens, unlike you.
03:19Where are you at work?
03:20Yeah.
03:21I've still got a lot to give.
03:23You took Beatty to work?
03:25Yeah, but only because...
03:26I cannot wait to tell Mum.
03:27Yep.
03:28Rolly and Beatty together at last.
03:29Okay, okay.
03:31Can I have cashola, please, Beatty's dad?
03:33Cashola, yes.
03:34Uh, yeah, just tell me when you've found a present and, um, text me and I'll send it to you.
03:39Um, how are you anyway?
03:40How is it over there?
03:42It's good.
03:44Um, but Mum's making me write all these lists about what I want to do with my life.
03:48She's all positive now.
03:49Just because she's happy.
03:51Are you going to message her?
03:53Why ruin her birthday?
03:56It's confusing for you, Dad.
03:57I'm not, but it'd be worse if you didn't.
04:00I mean, she'd be so hurt.
04:01Yeah, anyway.
04:02And messaging's weird.
04:03You know, I'm, like, what are you supposed to say?
04:05It's way better than not.
04:07Anyway, have you, um, have you found people over there your own age?
04:10Have you, are there places to party?
04:12Ew, don't say party.
04:14Like, that's really creepy.
04:16Okay.
04:17Oh, can I tell you something if you promise not to get mad?
04:20Uh...
04:20I want to live in L.A.
04:22Uh, after uni.
04:25Maybe instead of?
04:27Oh, well, I mean, yeah, maybe we'll...
04:30It's okay, fuck that.
04:31Yeah, um, maybe I was marrying an oligarch or come back on you.
04:34Oh.
04:35Anyway, I gotta go.
04:37Love you.
04:38Bye.
04:39Wash your hair.
04:40What?
04:48There he is.
04:50Oh.
04:50He got her back.
04:51I knew he would.
04:52Only because we said he was awful.
04:55Does he have to come?
04:56Yes.
05:02Hello?
05:03Listen, I don't want to be here, but, um...
05:06Hello, baby girl.
05:07Did he get you back?
05:08Did the cold, awful man get you back?
05:10Did he?
05:10Yes, he did.
05:11Yes, he did.
05:12You're such a good girl.
05:13Why would anyone let you go?
05:14Oh, Penny wants you to come with us.
05:19Is this a kidnap situation?
05:21Because...
05:22Marty's dying.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Yeah, I've been trying to say that since we've...
05:28The vet's coming at six.
05:31Can you just get in?
05:33Oh.
05:35Uh...
05:36Yep.
05:38Can you...
05:39Yeah.
05:40Hi, Penny.
05:42Look at me.
05:45Good job.
05:46Good girl.
05:48My Jackie.
05:48Oh, watch out.
05:49My Jackie.
05:50There you go.
06:03Thank you, Erland.
06:05Yeah, I know.
06:06Of course.
06:07Marty just loves you.
06:08God knows why.
06:10So that's why I wanted you to be part of his last day.
06:12Oh, of course.
06:15I mean, I knew this deal would come, but...
06:18I didn't think it would come this soon.
06:22I'm going to find him the biggest bone in the world.
06:25Like a...
06:26Cow thigh or something.
06:29Catch you later, mate.
06:30See ya.
06:34Hop in.
06:35Let's wait.
06:36Get in.
06:38Up.
06:38Good boy.
06:43Hey, you okay?
06:45I mean, obviously not.
06:51What if we sing a song?
06:53You know?
06:55Write a song for Marty.
06:56Don't you have work?
06:57Yeah, but this is more important.
07:04Yeah.
07:04Yeah?
07:05Yeah.
07:06All right, come on.
07:07You're going to have to share a spot with Spike.
07:10Spike.
07:11Come on, Spike.
07:11Scooch over.
07:13Good boy.
07:37Good boy.
07:40Bye.
07:42Good boy.
07:42Good boy.
07:43Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
07:45I'll get you to go and chat.
07:48I am never going to judge people with dogs in prams again.
07:51I'm going to get some food.
07:52Oh, I'll come and join you, if you don't mind.
07:54I do, actually.
07:56But I think Penny wants us to make up.
07:59Oh!
08:00Don't worry about that.
08:02You're forgiven.
08:05Oh, come on.
08:10Oh.
08:19Table for two, thanks, mate.
08:21Sit anywhere, mate.
08:31Why do they have a sign saying,
08:34please wait to be seated if you can just sit anywhere?
08:37What can we get you?
08:39I haven't seen a menu yet.
08:40No, it's just in the QR code.
08:41I'm not doing that.
08:42I'm not doing that.
08:42I'm not doing that.
08:42I'm not doing that.
08:42Can I have a latte and pesto wrap, please?
08:46Can I have some toast, please?
08:48See you at a little sourdough.
08:49Sourdough, thanks.
08:49Some spedgemite and a flat white.
08:52Yes.
08:55Everything is a QR code now, isn't it?
09:03Are earphones not a thing?
09:05Do we have to hear every single thing he's listening to?
09:08Or am I right?
09:10What?
09:11What would you talk about if you didn't hate everything?
09:13I hate everything.
09:14You pretty much do.
09:15Well, what do you want to talk about?
09:17Your wedding.
09:18Do you want to talk about your wedding?
09:19No, okay.
09:19How the plan's coming along.
09:20Shut up.
09:22Oh, I know.
09:23Abandonment.
09:23How did it feel when you abandoned Beattie?
09:26How did it feel?
09:26Yeah, talk me through it.
09:27Was it a relief?
09:28Did it feel good?
09:29Did it excite you to give up your loyal dog to complete strangers?
09:33Or did you regret it?
09:34Did you think, maybe I shouldn't do this to her?
09:36Maybe this dog needs me.
09:37Maybe I can't do this to Emma and Mia.
09:38Okay, for starters, Emma was aware that it was on the cards.
09:41What about Beattie though?
09:42How did she feel?
09:43How did the dog feel?
09:45Beattie, how did you feel about being abandoned?
09:47Did I abandon you?
09:48She seems fine.
09:49She seems like she's okay.
09:50Lovely, thanks.
09:52Lovely.
09:56Anyway, I'm sorry.
09:58I don't need your apology.
09:59I feel like you do.
10:01You only got her back because I told you to.
10:03No, no.
10:03I got her back because I desperately missed the chat group.
10:06You think we're going to let you back in?
10:07I don't care.
10:08I feel like you really do care.
10:09I really don't care.
10:10I think you do care.
10:12And toast.
10:15Ooh, yum.
10:17Why do they always do this?
10:18I mean, if I wanted to butter my own toast, then I'd just make it myself.
10:21But I've decided to come here and get a professional to do it.
10:25But they haven't done it, have they?
10:26Everyone likes it differently.
10:27Yes, yes, that's true.
10:28Everyone likes it differently.
10:29But if you apply that to all the menu, then you'd have pasta with a sauce on the side.
10:34Or your wrap, just a deconstructed wrap, you can make it yourself.
10:37But I've decided to come to a cafe and ask the chef to do it.
10:42I mean, otherwise I'd just stay at home.
10:44If only.
10:44How do they know I like it like this?
10:46Either.
10:46Like, maybe I like it burnt or wet.
10:48But I've decided to trust the chef.
10:50You're a very boring man.
10:51Just your type.
10:56Ha!
11:17Do you know, I've never met anyone with such stupid priorities.
11:21You're clearly unhappy.
11:22Your marriage is falling apart.
11:24You abandoned your dog.
11:25But that stuff, whatever.
11:27But you get mad at the way someone parks their car or whether I say aye or me or toast.
11:40I like your flat.
11:42There's a resident in the walls.
11:47Do you not have any brothers or sisters?
11:52Gee.
11:53Lucky you.
11:56I don't mean that.
12:00I don't think.
12:05The booking's for 11.
12:07Plenty of time.
12:08How's Mia going, Roland?
12:10Uh, good.
12:10Yeah, I think.
12:11Happily ignoring the exchange rates.
12:14You must miss her.
12:15I forgot.
12:16You don't get lonely.
12:22What's your favourite bridge, Sam?
12:25I'm, I'm sort of partial to a truss, if I'm honest.
12:28But, I don't know, as I get older I can really, really appreciate a good cantilever.
12:34Please, you are clearly a tunnel man.
12:37Oh, my.
12:37Oh, whoa.
12:38Oh.
12:41Oh.
12:43Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:44Oh.
12:44He can fart as much as he likes.
12:46Oh.
12:47Oh.
12:48Oh.
12:50Oh.
12:55Uh.
13:21Why do hairdressers and dog groomers always have to use some sort of pun?
13:26Do I want to hear this?
13:28Obviously not.
13:28Well, they have to.
13:29We won't get certification without-
13:31Ernie!
13:32Ernie!
13:32Hey, sir.
13:33Mate.
13:34Roland.
13:34Roland, sorry.
13:35Should be about right.
13:36Perfect.
13:37Because it's a waste of our time.
13:38It's amazing.
13:39Thank you so much.
13:39My time, if I'm honest.
13:40How are you feeling?
13:41Pretty good?
13:41I just did my third poo.
13:43I don't know if I can do this.
13:44Well, they can find another firm.
13:45Of course you can.
13:46I don't remember anything we talked about.
13:47Okay, do that.
13:48No, no, that doesn't matter.
13:49See, it's like game day, you know, like you train all week with the skills and the drills,
13:54but they're in there.
13:55And then on game day, you can just play and you trust that they're in there.
13:58So, you know, just play.
14:01Play, yeah.
14:03Exactly.
14:04Oh, there we go.
14:06You're welcome.
14:11It's a nice cuddle.
14:12Oh.
14:14Is he a cuddly guy?
14:15Apparently, yeah.
14:23I'm terrified like a bird.
14:31I'm terrified of Marty and Penny not being in my life.
14:39About dogs not being in my life.
14:44I mean, I really don't have a lot going on in my life.
14:58Hey.
15:00Me and Spike will always be in your life.
15:03Oh, and Roland.
15:04Roland will always be in your life.
15:06Oh, my God.
15:06It's such a jump scare.
15:07Don't say that.
15:08Whoa.
15:09Yo.
15:10Roland, can you drive?
15:11I want to sit with Marty.
15:12Yep.
15:13So.
15:14Thanks.
15:16Hello.
15:17Come on, Marty.
15:18Move over.
15:19Move over so I can get in.
15:27Right.
15:30So, um...
15:31Home?
15:35Penny?
15:36You okay?
15:38I want you to bury him in the park under the tree.
15:43Okay.
15:44Oh.
15:45Is that...
15:46Isn't that illegal?
15:48Technically, you need a permit.
15:50And...
15:50Which I don't have.
15:51Right.
15:51Who cares about a permit?
15:53We'll...
15:53We'll do it at midnight.
15:55Really?
16:01Now, we're all still very upset with you, Roland,
16:04about giving Beattie away.
16:06Yeah, no, I picked up on that.
16:08Mm-hmm.
16:09But, you know, I did get her back.
16:11Yes.
16:12So there is hope for you.
16:14He still did it in the first place.
16:17It's a particular type of person who can do that.
16:20It's Emma's birthday today, isn't it?
16:21Oh, thank you.
16:22Tomorrow over there.
16:22Have you called her?
16:23No, I haven't actually.
16:24Yes.
16:24I just love being dissected like this by you two.
16:27Emma is very special to all of us.
16:35I think you're managing well, Roland.
16:38I think you're managing despite going through
16:40what must be one of the worst periods of your life.
16:43And that is why I can almost understand
16:46your disastrous decision to abandon Beattie.
16:49But...
16:49Now that you've got that sorted,
16:52maybe you can fix your marriage.
16:56Or end it, bravely.
17:02In any case, I've said too much.
17:04Now let's go to church.
17:10OK.
17:10Marti was a loyal friend
17:16Who'd go on and on
17:19Till the planet ends
17:21Marti lived for twelve short years
17:26With his curly tail and furry ears
17:31Marti was a loyal friend
17:36Who'd go on and on
17:38Till the planet ends
17:42Let's let sleeping dogs lie
17:45And let this sleeping dog die
17:49Die
17:57They give dogs last rites?
17:59Well, I've given them a lot of money over the years
18:02so they're better.
18:04Come here.
18:09Here.
18:10Roland?
18:12Give me a hand up the steps?
18:13Oh, yeah.
18:14Yeah, of course.
18:15Yep.
18:18Right, just don't bear him at all.
18:20Oh!
18:21Big fella.
18:23Did you do this for all of your other dogs?
18:25No.
18:28I've been not going.
18:29My skin burns in churches.
18:31Right.
18:32Look, the second thing I wanted to say was
18:34this for your ears only
18:36You and Sam are very
18:38What's that awful word they use?
18:41Compatible?
18:42And yes, I'm very protective of Sam
18:45so I want you to be careful
18:47Sam is prone to doubt
18:49about her own feelings
18:54See you in a bit.
18:55Hello, Roger.
18:57Hello, Roger.
19:11Jesus.
19:12Yeah.
19:13Hopefully he's in.
19:18My dad died in a church.
19:20This church?
19:22No.
19:23It was at my mum's funeral.
19:26Double sad.
19:28Everyone said he died of a broken heart
19:29but they didn't really like each other by then.
19:32Relief, maybe.
19:34Here lives Clive James.
19:36Dead from relief.
19:39I'm not being Clive James.
19:41No.
19:41Idiot.
19:43When it happened though,
19:44I remember thinking
19:44why don't we just bury him too while we're here?
19:47You know?
19:47But mum would have been really annoyed
19:49if we'd made it all about him.
19:50Again.
19:53Well, it sounds like you already did that by dying.
19:55Yeah.
19:56Selfish.
19:58Did you get married in a church?
20:00I can't remember.
20:03We are.
20:04Steve wants to.
20:06Well, his parents do
20:07and I don't care.
20:08Never mind.
20:09So we are.
20:13In the same church?
20:14Yes, this is the same church.
20:15My dad died in.
20:16We get a discount.
20:17Really?
20:18No.
20:18Oh.
20:21In this church?
20:21No, not this church either.
20:23There is more than one church.
20:34Do you know if Emma's coming back for your wedding?
20:39Uh...
20:40No, she's not.
20:46No, I didn't think so.
20:47I just wondered.
21:05Jonah and Pamelae are probably going to sing.
21:10Oh shit, they will, won't they?
21:11Yeah.
21:12Is it pathological with them?
21:14It is a bit, yeah.
21:18I could hide his guitar.
21:23Yeah, so she's been worked off her feet and a bit stressed.
21:27And now she misses a day at work and has to spend a day in the car with Roland.
21:30I mean, I hope she doesn't kill him.
21:32They're here.
21:32Yeah.
21:34Oh, okay.
21:35Well, that's, uh...
21:36That's good.
21:38They seem to have, um...
21:39She seems to have forgiven him, so that's...
21:41Can I not do this?
21:42It's better than, um...
21:43You know?
21:44We'll be okay.
21:45Not that.
21:48Oh, my love.
21:49Come here.
21:50He's such a handsome boy.
21:53How did you go, Paul?
21:53How did you go, Paul?
21:56He was actually not a mother.
21:58You okay?
21:58I have a bit of a surprise.
21:59Come here, it's okay.
22:00Jonah and I have a surprise, too.
22:02We've been sad all day.
22:04Should we?
22:05No.
22:07Yes.
22:09Ta-da!
22:10Oh, my goodness.
22:11Oh, God.
22:15I know we've been expecting this day.
22:18Perhaps some of you have been silently wishing that I would have taken this step sooner.
22:23For Marty's sake.
22:26His, uh, quality of life has deteriorated significantly over the last few weeks.
22:32So, if I have delayed the end longer than I should have, please forgive me.
22:41At this stage in life, I, I'm not inclined to commit to another.
22:47I have had the privilege of raising several dogs over the years.
22:52And I know that they would all agree.
22:55And I know that they would all agree.
22:56When I say, Marty, you are my best boy.
23:03Oh, Marty.
23:05I have only too many memories to say about you.
23:09Oh, my God.
23:11Oh, my God.
23:12Oh, my God.
23:15Oh, my God.
23:24Oh, my God.
23:29Oh, my God.
23:31Oh, my God.
23:33Oh, my God.
23:35Oh, my God.
23:36Oh, my God.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:39Oh, my God.
23:40Oh, my God.
23:43Oh, my God.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46Oh, my God.
23:49Oh, my God.
23:51Oh, my God.
23:53Oh, my God.
23:53Oh, my God.
23:54Oh, my God.
23:55Oh, my God.
23:56Oh, my God.
23:56Oh, my God.
23:57Oh, my God.
23:58Oh, my God.
24:02Oh, my God.
24:02Oh, my God.
24:03Oh, my God.
24:03Oh, my God.
24:03Thank you, Mari.
24:07You are my best boy.
24:58You are my best boy.
25:02I am my best boy.
25:07I step off the train.
25:10Oh, um.
25:11Can I just bring the shovel back?
25:12I don't know.
25:13Do we need you?
25:14Yes.
25:15Yes.
25:16Bring him.
25:24Um, should we just put him in?
25:27Yeah.
25:28Oh, she knows what you're saying.
25:29Oh, wait.
25:29His favourite toy.
25:30Oh, shit.
25:30Oh, shit.
25:31Oh, shit.
25:31Who was?
25:39Goodbye.
25:42Good boy.
25:57He doesn't fit.
25:59He definitely, he should definitely.
26:00Maybe he doesn't.
26:01Um, okay, well, do I, should I just, um.
26:04I don't know.
26:04No, God, oh, my God.
26:05Oh.
26:06I can't.
26:09Come on, boy.
26:10Oh, nice.
26:11Okay.
26:23Shit.
26:23Shit.
26:24Shit.
26:25Shit.
26:25Shit.
26:25Shit.
26:26Shit.
26:27Shit.
26:29Like the desert's mystery.
26:32Okay.
26:32Okay.
26:35Okay.
26:47Okay.
26:47Okay.
26:47Okay.
26:47And I miss you
26:52Like the desert's mystery
27:04Back on the train
27:06Good night, Alan.
27:07I ask why did I come again
27:11Can I confess
27:14I've been hanging round your old address
27:19And the years have proved
27:23To open nothing since you've moved
27:27You're long gone
27:31But I can't move on
27:34And I miss you
27:36Like the desert's mystery
27:40Hi, just a message from us
27:42To wish you a very happy birthday
27:44And a wonderful year ahead
27:48Happy birthday
27:51Oh, I miss you
27:53I miss you, I miss you
27:56I miss you
27:57I miss you
27:59I miss you
28:02I miss you
28:03I miss you
28:17I miss you
28:18I miss you
28:19I miss you
28:20I miss you
28:20I miss you
28:20I miss you
28:21I miss you
28:21I miss you
28:23I miss you
28:24I miss you
28:25I miss you
28:28I miss you
28:32only one more episode to go uh welcome to a uh dog's breakfast hey of course you can come to
28:38the
28:38wedding oh no no no i don't want i don't want to i mean i don't it's not i'm just
28:41not the wedding
28:42type so what are we getting sam and steve what for the wedding present oh no do i have to
28:46i don't
28:46have to do i dad what's wrong with you i guess i've just been in a really really long bad
28:53mood
28:54and now dad it's connor yes yes it is we're moving in together uh no you're not everybody
29:02love is forever
29:03love is forever
29:05fuck
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