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00:08I just wonder if there could be someone out there.
00:11You seek a soulmate?
00:13Uh-oh.
00:14She just has so much to deal with, what with the separation and the house move.
00:18I'm basically running the whole show now.
00:20To have that penny-pinching husband of yours that I'll need to release some funds.
00:23It's just basic bookkeeping, just get on with it.
00:25This isn't what I signed up for, Janie.
00:27You'd rather my whole life be as dull and as drab as you are.
00:30It's just never-ending drab.
00:32I hate you!
00:34Luis Castillo. Tall, dark and very charming.
00:38Lovely suit.
00:39Luis has a trip to the Greek islands.
00:41I was just saying this morning, Sarah always says I work too hard.
00:44You said you wanted to show me the islands.
00:46You wanted me to meet your friends because we're a couple.
00:48That is what couples do.
00:49But it's not working for me anymore.
00:51This has to stop. Do you hear?
00:54Jane, could I have a word?
00:55What is it?
00:55Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.
00:58I'm terribly sorry.
00:59She didn't even do it in person.
01:01After everything we've been through.
01:02What's wrong with me, Mum?
01:04I'm so tired of it all.
01:05Here you are with two pink drinks and no one to talk to.
01:08This man bring great passion into your life.
01:11Once you meet him, there will be no going back.
01:14I would like the police to come and split us up.
01:16To stop us from housing each other.
01:18The woman can't just disappear.
01:19But as time passes, speculation is growing.
01:22But Jane Andrews had killed the man she loved.
01:50So, er, what did she buy?
01:52Two boxes of painkillers and a pack of lacy thongs.
01:56Apparently, she tried to buy more tablets,
01:58but they wouldn't sell them to her.
02:00You think we could be looking at a murder-suicide?
02:03So, why would you bother buying sexy lingerie
02:05if you're planning on topping yourself?
02:08Maybe she wanted clean underwear?
02:10Anyway, the mobile company got a hit on her phone soon after.
02:14She was just outside Southampton, headed west.
02:17And there's been no further contact with the ex-husband?
02:19None.
02:19But apparently, signal round there is pretty patchy.
02:22Did the, er, Sokos find her passport?
02:24His was in the office, but there's no sign of hers.
02:28Right, we need to issue an all-ports warning.
02:30We let her leave the country and it's game over.
02:33I know, sir, but I don't think she will.
02:36All I know is we're three days into a national manhunt
02:40and we're still no closer to bringing her in.
02:41She walked straight into a supermarket.
02:43Didn't even hide her face.
02:46If she's taking risks, maybe she intends to be dead
02:49before we can get to her.
02:51Well, she better bloody not be.
03:15Crikey.
03:16A domestic goddess in every sense.
03:18You are a bloody marvel.
03:20Well, I think we're almost there.
03:23I've put out the wine glasses.
03:24They just need to go on the table.
03:25All right.
03:25Red and white.
03:26Of course.
03:27Because everything's worth doing.
03:28It's worth doing right.
03:43Very good.
03:44I think she's a pregnant girl the whole world fell in love with.
03:46But that wasn't the whole story, was it?
03:48Yes.
03:48Well, as we were saying, I worked so terribly hard to make everyone else happy.
03:53It's that common thing when parents split.
03:55The child just feels, well, you want desperately to make things all right.
04:02And I was so desperate for approval.
04:06For love.
04:07But I never felt that I deserved it.
04:09Jane?
04:10And then, out of the blue, this handsome, gorgeous man appeared.
04:15And not just a man.
04:16Janey!
04:17A prince.
04:18Yes.
04:19Darling.
04:19They're here.
04:20I literally met my prince charming.
04:23I fell in love.
04:24I married him.
04:25So now you're living in a fairy tale.
04:27That's right.
04:28But first, I wore love, and then I had to.
04:32Can you explain this?
04:33Beautiful.
04:33So good.
04:35Good.
04:36Absolutely.
04:37Right.
04:38Time for a toast, I think.
04:40Ooh.
04:42Janey.
04:42Oh.
04:43For creating this magnificent feast.
04:44Oh.
04:45Well done, darling.
04:46Janey.
04:47Cheers.
04:48Cheers, darling.
04:49Despite my woe for the inner crib kitchen.
04:52Well, we'll soon change that.
04:54Uh-oh, Tommy.
04:55First, it's the kitchen.
04:56Next, she'll be throwing out your boys' toys and buying bloody potpourri.
05:00Will you please God, she'll make him lose the trophy display.
05:03Oi!
05:04And those shirtless boat pictures.
05:06Oh.
05:06Oh, I don't know.
05:07I rather like the pictures.
05:08Oh, I know you do.
05:10No short shorts.
05:11Oh.
05:12I've never seen these.
05:13All right.
05:13I'm not just a piece of meat, you know.
05:15Yes, you are, mate.
05:17No, I am.
05:17Yes, no, I am.
05:19OK.
05:20All right.
05:21Well, if we are making toast, I actually have a bit of an announcement.
05:24Um, to my utter amazement and deep joy, this gorgeous creature to my left has finally agreed to marry me.
05:34Oh, that's fantastic.
05:36Oh, congratulations.
05:37Congratulations.
05:39Yes, congratulations.
05:40That's wonderful.
05:41Well, the glass is down, everybody.
05:43It's cool for champagne.
05:45You can see that.
05:46I've got my major relief.
05:48You sure about this, though, Mills?
05:51He's the one?
05:52He wore me down somehow.
05:54Oh, there it is.
05:55That helps.
05:56Yeah.
05:57Diamonds help.
05:57That'll do it.
05:58Can I see?
06:00Oh, wow.
06:03Excellent clarity.
06:04That's a very good setting for that cart.
06:06Oh, yes.
06:07You work in a jewellers, don't you?
06:09Uh, well, I do at the moment, yes.
06:11But I learnt about diamonds when I was with the royal family.
06:14Janie was the Duchess of York's personal assistant.
06:17Yes.
06:18Well, she doesn't like to mention it.
06:23It really is a lovely ring.
06:25It was gorgeous.
06:26Well, I'm glad you liked it.
06:27It cost a bit.
06:28Oh, no, stop it.
06:29Come on, so when's the wedding?
06:30Probably in the spring.
06:31Yes.
06:32Well, hang on.
06:33We'd better get a rig along with planning the stag, Duncan.
06:35Yes.
06:36Oh, I'm not sure about that.
06:38What do you mean you're not so sure?
06:39Absolute rubbish.
06:40We're having a stag to end the story, thank you.
06:41Surely that's the whole point of getting married, no?
06:43Maybe not the whole point.
06:45You two planning a stag?
06:46You're joking.
06:49I'm best man, I'm in charge.
06:50Anyway, stems everybody.
06:53To the happy couple.
06:54To the happy couple.
06:55A happy couple.
06:55Cheers.
06:56Congratulations.
06:58Thank you so much.
06:59Remember, um, Mickey's stag?
07:02Baffaluma.
07:03Baffaluma.
07:04I remember that stripper took a shine to Tommy.
07:06She was a lovely young lady.
07:08And we had a very interesting conversation about football.
07:11Football?
07:12That's what you were talking about.
07:13Oh, I missed that.
07:15That's what it was.
07:16Tom.
07:17Um, what's this?
07:18Well, you know our Tommy.
07:19Can't say no to a pretty face.
07:22Oh.
07:23Unless they're trying to tie him down.
07:25Oh, okay.
07:26That's enough of that.
07:27And then he runs for the hills.
07:30Leo.
07:30Look, at least he used to.
07:33Well, I wish I knew some of this before you asked me to move in.
07:37Don't pay any attention.
07:41How's the rest, by the way?
07:43Duncan.
07:48It's much better, thank you.
07:52Good.
07:53More champagne, I think.
07:58She was determined to get her feet under the table.
08:02The wrist thing just gave her an excuse.
08:04I think she was just strapped for cash and needed to rent out her flat.
08:08Janie said they'd been dancing, and then she fell.
08:12But I didn't buy it.
08:16And eventually,
08:18she told me that he pushed her over the open door of the dishwasher.
08:22She tripped.
08:24Or she did it on purpose.
08:26Either way, she got what she wanted.
08:28Duncan obviously got it from somewhere.
08:30Jesus Christ, give it a rest, will you?
08:32No, it's just lovely to know that's how you talk about me with all of your friends.
08:35Don't be ridiculous.
08:37The way that he said, how's your wrist?
08:39You're so fucking snide, I could have punched him.
08:42Duncan was just winding you up, and you have overreacted, as usual.
08:47So what, I'm supposed to just sit there and take it then, am I?
08:49Darling, there's nothing to take.
08:51You're just being too bloody sensitive, Janie.
08:55Duncan just being Duncan.
08:56Oh, yeah, good old Duncan.
08:58If you love him so much, why don't you just go and live with Duncan instead?
09:01I mean, I would.
09:02But his feet stink.
09:04And besides, I'd hurt his shit in bed.
09:09Also, there is this...
09:12sexy little minx that I've had my eye on.
09:15Oh, yeah?
09:15Hmm.
09:17Sure there's not some stripper you'd rather be screwing?
09:20No.
09:21There's only one woman I want to screw.
09:25If I can get her to stop talking for five minutes.
09:32Five minutes hardly seems worth it.
09:34Trust me, lady.
09:36It'll be worth it.
09:45You're sure you don't want me to go?
09:49No-one's going anywhere.
09:53Glad to hear it.
09:55Because if you left me, Tommy,
09:58I don't know what I would do.
10:12Stop.
10:15Put them on fast, yeah?
10:18Yeah.
10:19Yeah.
10:21You know how much I like it.
11:03Yep. I know, Mum.
11:04But Leo wanted someone more central for us.
11:06I do, so...
11:07We chose Berlin.
11:09I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:11I love you, too. Okay.
11:13All right. Bye, Mum. Bye.
11:15Can't believe you're leaving me for a whole weekend.
11:18Oh, I know.
11:19But think just how good it'll be when I get back.
11:26You should make the most of it.
11:28Call up one of your girlfriends, go out in the town.
11:30Maybe I'll meet a nice young man.
11:32You better bloody not.
11:35There it is.
11:37Call me when you get to Berlin, yeah?
11:40Of course.
11:42That'll be done.
11:43You won't forget.
11:45I won't forget.
11:55There he is. We've got that.
12:04Having trouble getting people to pay attention.
12:06But that means...
12:07What did they say about Princess Diana's dress?
12:09Oh.
12:10Doesn't it look crumpled?
12:11But they didn't say that about yours.
12:13Because you've got such nice, broad shoulders.
12:16Strapless looks wonderful.
12:17Yeah, and all the work you've put into them, Martelly.
12:19That's right.
12:20Paying off on your wedding day.
12:21Contrary to popular belief,
12:23strapless dresses really do suit most people.
12:25They show off the show as a new suit.
12:28If you've got a small bust, that's very easy to wear.
12:31If you want to wear one, if you've got a big bust,
12:33one doesn't make sure that the underwear you wear
12:36is the right kind of underwear.
12:37You don't want this.
12:40Hi. You've reached Tommy's phone.
12:42Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
12:45Hey, it's me.
12:47Assuming you've safely arrived in Deutschland.
12:51Give me a call when you can, yeah?
12:54Miss you already.
13:05Hi, Tommy. It's me again.
13:10So, still no word.
13:12For all I know, you could be dead in a ditch somewhere.
13:16So, if you could just call me back,
13:20it would be good to know that you're still alive.
13:29It's okay.
13:40It's okay.
13:41Now, remember,
13:41You could just throw this one off deja as a Seite.
13:41You could just throw this one off.
13:41I'm looking for this.
13:41I can't buy a mattress or a house if I want to buy a house.
13:41You can do some stuff and be fine.
13:41I can't buy it.
13:42I can buy it.
13:43You can buy it.
13:43I can buy it.
13:44I can buy it.
13:44Let's go.
14:14Let's go.
14:49Let's go.
15:14So you need to get out of the fucking strip club and call me back.
15:18I'm not joking, Tommy.
15:19You need to call me back immediately.
15:20Do you hear me?
15:22You can't just fucking ignore me, Tommy.
15:24It's not fucking funny.
15:25You fucking bastard.
15:38Hi, it's Duncan.
15:40You know what to do.
15:42Duncan, it's Jane.
15:44Look, I'd really appreciate it if you could please tell Tommy to tear himself away from all the naked bloody
15:50tits and call me, okay?
16:06This is Leo.
16:07Sorry, I can't take your call at the moment, but please leave a message.
16:12Leo, Jane again.
16:14If you're with Tommy, which I'm sure you are, I need you to tell him to pick up the phone
16:20and call me.
16:21This has gone beyond a joke.
16:23Do you understand?
16:31She was desperately hurt.
16:34It was a real betrayal.
16:36If anything, the thing about old slippers, well, it was a compliment.
16:40He just meant that he was very comfortable with her.
16:43Jane, he described some of the things that he'd written, and I certainly wouldn't have been happy either.
16:48Served her right.
16:49She shouldn't have gone poking about.
16:55Hello, Jane.
16:57Jane.
17:05Look, it's not what you think.
17:15I didn't actually do anything, Jane.
17:20It was just a stupid bit of fun.
17:25I read the emails.
17:28Yeah, okay, they sounded bad, but it wasn't real.
17:39It was just fantasy, just harmless fetishes.
17:44Who is she?
17:49She's no one.
17:50She's just a woman that I met at a trade show.
17:55God.
17:57Jane.
18:00I think it actually happened.
18:03It's not like I slept with her.
18:05We just sent a couple of emails.
18:10You don't love me at all, do you?
18:12Jane, that's not true.
18:14You've never loved me.
18:18God, I wish I was dead.
18:19Jane, please don't say that.
18:21You mustn't say things like that, okay?
18:22I'm really, really, really, really sorry.
18:23Why shouldn't I?
18:27If you don't love me, I'd rather be dead.
18:29Jane, look.
18:32I am really sorry.
18:34We're good.
18:36I promise.
18:36I promise.
18:51I can see this is very distressing.
18:55You said it didn't mean anything.
18:58It was just a stupid flirtation and I was the one that was overreacting.
19:04I don't know, maybe I am.
19:06It's not like I actually slept with her.
19:08I don't know.
19:08We've talked about how people can try to minimize your feelings so they don't have to deal with them.
19:16Your parents, for example.
19:20Right.
19:21I remember you said there were certain things that happened in your childhood that they didn't want to know about.
19:33yeah
19:36it was all just
19:37swept under the carpet
19:42do you feel that's what's happening here
19:50I don't know
19:54maybe
19:57just my whole life revolves around him
20:02forget about what I want
20:04what I need
20:08it's always about Tommy
20:12if I just
20:13knew for sure where we were headed
20:18then I could relax
20:23could you tell him you feel this way
20:28what's the point he wouldn't understand
20:29but if you want to establish clearer boundaries
20:35he needs to know what behavior you find unacceptable
20:44I can't carry on like this Tommy
20:49you hurt me so much
20:55and the truth is
20:57it sent me to
21:00a very dark
21:02place
21:04and it's a place that I have been in before
21:10what do you mean
21:13I know you thought I was just making threats
21:19but the fact is
21:21I am
21:25I have tried to kill myself in the past
21:28God
21:28I don't want to go into details
21:31but it's happened more than once
21:33and I can't be with someone
21:35who might push me into feeling like that again
21:39no
21:43no of course not
21:49I'm so sorry
21:53so if you would
21:56rather be with this
21:57woman in Las Vegas
21:59no no no that was never the thing
22:01or you decided that you'd never want to settle down
22:03that's it no I
22:05I definitely think about
22:10marriage and kids and all of those things
22:14okay
22:17I just need to know that we're heading in the same direction
22:24it's not that I'm
22:26expecting you to propose tomorrow
22:28it's maybe six months down the line
22:37yeah
22:43I just need to know that you're not using me
22:46I wouldn't do that
22:49I wouldn't
22:50okay
22:53don't ever hurt me again Tommy
22:58I really couldn't better
23:00I really couldn't better
23:25she's started texting a couple of hours ago
23:27it's been non-stop ever since
23:29my inbox is practically full
23:31but I didn't think I should delete anything
23:33she's obviously in a terrible state
23:34Francesca we have CCTV footage
23:37that shows Jane buying quite a lot of painkillers
23:40so as you can imagine
23:41we're extremely concerned for her well-being
23:44we need you to talk to her
23:46try and get her to tell you exactly where she is
23:49think you could do that
23:50I can try
24:01right there
24:02another one for the next
24:05happy birthday
24:10oh my god Tommy
24:15yes indeed
24:16I'm going to do the same wrong way
24:18oh I want to think of you
24:19oh I want to think of you
24:20sometimes I feel I've got to
24:24run away I've got to
24:27get away from the pain you drive into
24:32Lord of me the love we share
24:36seems to go nowhere
24:38get them real without you two
24:40Jamie
24:42Jane
24:45things seem to be going much better
24:46between the two of you
24:47yes things are wonderful
24:49in fact last weekend
24:50we were looking at properties in the Cotswolds
24:52wow that's exciting
24:55he even registered us as Mr and Mrs Cressman
24:57at the estate agents
24:58did he?
25:00well that's what the chap had on his papers
25:01but Tommy and I just went along with it
25:03it was very funny
25:05between you and I
25:06he's been having lots of secret chats with his mum
25:10I think he may be planning to propose when we're in France
25:13at his family's villa
25:14gosh
25:15really
25:16Janie
25:16don't look now
25:18but isn't that your old chap Louise
25:20just behind Tommy
25:45it's a classic river and she is an absolute stunner
25:48Tommy really knows his boats
25:49my brother's been looking at a river olympic
25:52oh wow
25:52Tommy
25:53what kind of condition?
25:55good I think
25:56Tommy
25:56sorry
25:58how far is the villa from Saint-Tropez?
26:01I don't know
26:01a couple of hours
26:02so you might actually get Tommy to take a look at it
26:04I'm thinking we should drive there one day in the boat
26:07you don't drive a boat woman
26:09Jesus
26:10pardon me
26:11sorry
26:12stupid Janie gets it wrong again
26:14that's not what I meant
26:17you should give her a good telling off
26:19don't be silly
26:21Tommy rather likes naughty girls
26:23that and a bit of dressing up
26:25for god's sake
26:27if it's thigh high and leather
26:28all the better
26:29look just please ignore her
26:31you're drunk
26:32no I'm not
26:33you are
26:34you're making a fool of yourself
26:36like Janie
26:38why do you always have to go too far?
26:40just give me that
26:41oh you're hurting me
26:42oh you'll survive
26:43I'd look for you then isn't it?
26:47I think we should go home
26:48I don't want to go home
26:49okay fine
26:50do what you want
26:51stay
26:53we'll just jump in the river shall I?
26:55I'll solve all of your problems
26:56wait hold on Tommy
26:57what's going on?
27:00stick her in a cab when she falls over
27:04Tommy?
27:08he could be quite curt with her
27:13and a bit cruel
27:14she was a clingy bloody nightmare
27:19kept telling him
27:20he needed to cut her loose
27:24hi you've reached Tommy
27:26okay
27:26leave a message
27:27great well that's fine
27:29don't pick up
27:32hi son
27:33it's Jay
27:34it is
27:35quarter to one in the morning
27:37and there are no
27:38fucking
27:39buses
27:41yeah I'm fucking
27:42pissed off
27:44I feel like you'd give a fucking toss if I was walking the street
27:47it's like
27:48well in the morning or not though is it
27:50no it's fucking
27:52boring fucking
27:54tosser
27:55loony bin Jane
27:57who goes out once in a bloody blue moon
28:00she don't fucking want to go out with me
28:02okay
28:04okay
28:04goodbye
28:05you're fucking believable
28:11such
28:12fucking
28:13prick
28:43don't you I'm so sorry
28:47that's what you always say
29:00I thought we were doing better
29:04we are
29:08but when you act like this
29:09and follow my friends
29:10they
29:12they don't understand why I don't just end it
29:16because they don't know us
29:20you said it yourself
29:21we're good together
29:22Jane these problems
29:25they're not just gonna go away
29:30I know
29:31every time we argue it
29:33it's like you
29:34you talk about jumping in the bloody river
29:36or taking pills
29:39it's just not fair
29:45I know it's not
29:47you get so scared
29:50and I know it's
29:53stupid
29:53and it's selfish
29:54and it's too much pressure on you
29:58I've been a total bitch
30:02it's not like I'm so great
30:05it's
30:05things need to be equal
30:09they will be
30:12they promise
30:13I'm sorting myself out
30:15I really am
30:16and from now on
30:17things will be different
30:18I swear
30:24yeah
30:26yeah
30:29because I really don't want us to go to France
30:30and then have something to say
30:31no
30:33this holiday is exactly what we need
30:36we'll make a whole fresh start
30:42new Janey
30:42I promise
30:49okay
31:00okay
31:01okay
31:01you ready
31:07she's dying now
31:14Janey
31:16Janey I've been so worried sweetheart
31:18are you all right
31:20I'm cold
31:22keep her talking
31:24where are you?
31:26are you in the car?
31:30Janey can you still hear me?
31:32it's dark
31:33it's dark
31:33I can't see
31:36I'm so cold
31:37I can't feel my legs
31:39oh Janey darling
31:40have you taken something?
31:43tell me
31:44please will you tell us
31:45what you've taken?
31:47oh god
31:48okay
31:48listen
31:49just
31:50press on the horn
31:52darling
31:52okay
31:53because you need to try
31:53and get someone's attention
31:57Janey you don't want to do this
31:58please will you let us help you
32:04win
32:14I'm sorry
32:17I'm sorry
32:18but we also
32:21don't let you
32:22come to that
32:23I'm sorry
32:23you're so sorry
32:25I'm sorry
32:25I can't believe you
32:27you're anything
32:28I can't believe you
32:28I can't believe you
32:30but I'm sorry
32:40Well, it's so beautiful, yeah?
32:43There's an observation deck just along the coast.
32:46It's an ideal spot for the sunset.
32:49Very romantic.
32:50We should go up there this evening.
32:54Sounds perfect.
33:14Oh, you made it.
33:18You've been starting to worry.
33:20I'm going to be seeing you.
33:21How are you?
33:21Good, how are you?
33:22Very good.
33:24Hello, chap.
33:25How are you, man?
33:26Fantastic.
33:27Young David, look at him.
33:28What a thing.
33:30All right, chap.
33:31How are you doing?
33:32Good.
33:33Great.
33:33And, of course, you all remember Jamie.
33:35Yes, of course.
33:36Hello, dear.
33:39Shall I help you with your...
33:40So this is the new car, Rick?
33:42Yep.
33:43She was a beauty, isn't she?
33:44Dad won't let her out of his sight.
33:46You know, he's obsessed.
33:46I'm not obsessed, boy.
33:48I can't wait to take her out for a spin.
33:50We'll see you inside, boys.
33:51Oh, yes, of course.
33:52Of course.
33:56Lovely.
34:04Oh, I know it's so romantic.
34:08Tommy drove us up into the hills, and I just had no idea.
34:13Oh, no, no, no.
34:15No, I'm sorry, Tommy.
34:17No, no, no, no.
34:18Eyes up, eyes up.
34:19Oh, no.
34:22Oh, no, no, no.
34:24Oh, my goodness.
34:24And again, David.
34:25Still with you.
34:26Well done, chap.
34:27Come on.
34:28Here we go.
34:31All right, Jenny?
34:33Get your head in the game.
34:36Oh.
34:48What happened to you?
34:50I had an epic game of water polo.
34:53You should have come now.
34:56Well, I was waiting for you to come up.
35:00Oh, well.
35:01It is in 15 minutes, and Kathy's just got here.
35:03So we should probably get down there.
35:07Right.
35:11So should we drive up there after dinner, then?
35:14What's that?
35:16The observation deck.
35:17Oh, no, don't be silly.
35:18We've just got here.
35:19We can go with the others.
35:20And anyway, Mum usually packs some paintings.
35:24Come on.
35:25My sister really wants to meet you.
35:27Come on.
35:27Ellie, Ellie.
35:28Ellie.
35:32So Mum was saying you're buying a place in the Cotswolds.
35:34Well, we're exploring some options.
35:37I thought the second cottage you went to see looked really quite promising.
35:42Yeah, me too.
35:43You could make a lovely family home.
35:44I was just saying to Tommy I can imagine that smallest room as a nursery.
35:51And there's space, yeah?
35:53For an annex.
35:55Definitely, yeah.
35:56An annex?
35:57I had the agent fax over the plan, so we'll get a better idea.
36:02Yeah, just don't overstretch yourself.
36:03In the current climate...
36:05Oh, no, come on.
36:06What?
36:06Tommy knows what he's doing.
36:08He's always had an excellent head for business.
36:12Sorry, so the cottage is for your mother, too?
36:14Yeah, I mean...
36:16Well, we discussed it, but...
36:17Don't know how I told you about that.
36:19You may have a good head for business, but his spelling's still atrocious.
36:24Well, that's not fair, is it?
36:26There's a couple of words I have some trouble with.
36:28That's all.
36:28It's just, you know...
36:28Oh, well, like car and cover.
36:32So naughty.
36:34So, Jane, do you know this part of France at all?
36:38Uh, a little, yes.
36:40At least I know Saint-Tropez.
36:42I stayed there several times with the Duchess.
36:44Oh, yes, of course.
36:45Jane used to work for the Duchess of York as her dresser.
36:49Golly.
36:50That must have been interesting.
36:52Did you see her on Friends?
36:53Oh, Friends, what's that?
36:55Oh, Friends is a sitcom, Granny.
36:58Yes, old freebie Fergie.
37:00She'll do anything for money.
37:03I don't think that's fair.
37:05Oh, golly, it's a joke.
37:06Come on.
37:07Right.
37:07Shall we move on to dessert?
37:09Yes.
37:10Come on.
37:10Tommy, will you help me with the plates?
37:12Yes, of course.
37:12I'll do it.
37:20Hello, darling.
37:21Okay?
37:22Please, can we go upstairs?
37:24What?
37:25Oh, come on, it's still early.
37:27I'm tired.
37:30Just don't really feel too good.
37:33Okay, well, have a drink.
37:36That'll cheer you up.
37:37Don't you're cheering up?
37:39I need not to be ignored and humiliated in front of your bloody family.
37:44Why are you being like this?
37:47Excuse me.
37:53Please, can we just go upstairs?
37:57You just can't help yourself, can you?
38:00Just have to make a scene.
38:01I'm not making a scene.
38:02I'm just upset.
38:03You're always upset.
38:06I'm sick to death of it.
38:09If you want to go,
38:11just go.
38:13All right.
38:15Don't.
38:16Don't.
38:17Don't.
38:18Don't.
38:18Don't.
38:21Don't.
38:33Don't.
38:34Don't.
38:35Don't.
38:39Don't talk.
38:40Don't.
38:40Don't talk.
38:41Don't say him for like the family to work.
38:58Where the hell are you?
39:01Like you care?
39:03I could drive off the road, you'd probably be happy.
39:06Don't you bloody dare.
39:08That is my brother's car.
39:10You bring it back.
39:11You bring it back now.
39:14You bring it back.
39:15You bring it back.
39:54You bring it back.
39:59Just, just do more. Really, it's the best way.
40:09When she came down to go to the airport,
40:12my mother said she had a face like thunder.
40:16She was shouting, screaming, saying she wasted the last two years of her life.
40:23She just wanted to humiliate Tommy.
40:27Jamie called from the car. It sounded like the holiday had been a disaster.
40:31She was going on about what he'd done, what he hadn't done.
40:35How it was definitely over.
40:37That was weird, Tommy sitting right next to her.
40:50Clearly, things between them had become completely toxic.
40:56This is ridiculous, Tommy.
40:58You can't keep ignoring me. We need to talk about things.
41:01You need to hear what I'm saying.
41:03Jesus Christ.
41:04You need to listen to me.
41:05Listen to me?
41:08You didn't just shut out the whole fucking way home.
41:11Not to mention that mortifying fucking display at the airport in front of my mother and poor David.
41:17You know, they both think you're insane.
41:20I don't care. You can't keep treating me like this.
41:22And phoning all of our bloody friends, wailing and bawling and airing all of our private business.
41:29It was completely bloody humiliating.
41:31You think that's humiliating?
41:33Yes, I do.
41:34How do you think I feel?
41:35Finding out you've gone behind my back with some whore.
41:38Sending her those foul emails.
41:40I bet people would love to read those, wouldn't they?
41:42God's sake, not this again.
41:44Yes, you can't just pretend that I don't exist.
41:46Oh, I swear to God.
41:47Right now, I wish you didn't.
41:49If we were married, you wouldn't treat me like this.
41:51But you would rather just keep restraining me along as long as Tommy gets what he wants.
41:55You seriously?
41:57Seriously still talking about marriage?
41:58Oh, good old Janie, she's good for fucking, but not much else.
42:01I just shut up.
42:03I wonder if your precious mother knew what you were really like.
42:05You are sick.
42:06Do you know that?
42:06Shut up!
42:08Will you shut up?
42:10Shut your fucking mouth!
42:12Because it is the truth!
42:15You're the one who's sick.
42:17You're broken.
42:21There is something deeply, deeply wrong with you.
42:25And I swear to God, Janie, I wish I'd never met you.
42:39You ruined my life, Tommy.
42:42No, you did that all by yourself.
42:50Well, then I may as well end it.
42:55I'll get one of those knives and slash my fucking wrists.
42:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:01Well, then.
43:02The knives are right there.
43:04On.
43:06Take a knife, slash your wrists, be my fucking head.
43:09Do you know what?
43:11I'll do mine too, shall I?
43:15Put us both out of our misery.
43:42Come on.
43:45Hmm?
43:46Hmm?
43:46Can you put me through to the police?
43:51I'm having a major fight with my other half.
43:57Yeah.
43:59I would like to discuss it calmly.
44:02She will not.
44:03And can you tell me if anyone's been injured?
44:06Not yet.
44:08Okay, sir. Where's your other half right now?
44:17Right here.
44:19What are they doing?
44:26Staring at me.
44:28Right. Has anyone actually been assaulted, sir?
44:33Not really.
44:34But someone's going to get hurt.
44:37Can you confirm your name, please, sir?
44:39Yes. I'm Thomas Cressman.
44:42Okay, Mr. Cressman. What is it you want the police to do?
44:48I would like the police to come and split us up.
44:53I would like someone...
44:57...to stop us from hurting each other.
45:01If you don't have somebody here soon...
45:06...somebody is.
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