00:00For every time you like an Onision video, a kitten gets pinned between a go-kart and a wall.
00:04That's some messed up stuff. You shouldn't like this video.
00:06Anyway, let's go and toast Lady Gaga.
00:08So, Lady Gaga hates everyone.
00:10A toast to you for taking crap from no one, Lady Gaga.
00:13A toast to you for refusing to be like everyone else.
00:15A toast to you for being so talented that you could get extremely famous without being attractive.
00:19A toast to you.
00:20Hey, I just said it, but I'll say it again.
00:22A toast to you for being talented.
00:23Okay, that's rude.
00:25A toast to you for being a hypocrite? I don't know.
00:28Again, I don't know how you did it, but your talent overwhelmed all this.
00:32So, a toast to you.
00:33Well, that seems ironic.
00:34A toast to you for giving me nightmares.
00:36Yeah, no, don't do that. Don't lick your own finger.
00:38To everyone watching this, that haircut is horrible. Don't do it.
00:41But a toast to you for not caring, I guess.
00:43A toast to you for being Bill Cosby.
00:45No, sweetie, those don't go in that end.
00:50Aw, that's cute. Today you dressed up as Madonna's face.
00:54Well, that's special.
00:55A toast to you for just being a weirdo.
00:58No, seriously, you give people something to talk about.
01:00It's very cool. It's very lovely.
01:02In a not at all lovely way.
01:04One thing I would like to say is don't ever f*** with Adele again.
01:07Right, you have talent, right?
01:09She has gold status.
01:10So, just back off.
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