00:00Okay, if we leave right now, we could still make it to dinner at the Pizza Hut in the 500
00:04-year-old castle,
00:04and I know you want to do that.
00:06That sounds lame, boss!
00:09I like you, because you speak everything you have on your mind goes right out of your mouth.
00:13You know what? You're going to make a great XO one day.
00:15Even for me, maybe.
00:19Oh! Hey!
00:20Shah's rules.
00:22Hey, he's bleeding.
00:23Oh, my God.
00:24Are you okay?
00:25Totally unprovoked attack on an innocent bystander.
00:28Unprovoked!
00:29Yes!
00:29One minute, I'm the only guy in the world who can help you,
00:31and the next, you're flipping discs with this guy because you both hate Paddington?
00:35You know, you should be more talking to people about how they're treated.
00:37You've been Indiana Jones-ing me this whole time!
00:40I can't believe you did this to me.
00:42You know, first you leave me for that half a funeral six years ago, and now this?
00:46Forget it.
00:46I did this to you?
00:47You know what?
00:48You know what?
00:48I'm going to give you the next five weekends off,
00:50and you can go visit all the tiniest countries in Europe and have boring sex there.
00:55I'm going to go to...
00:55Stop it!
00:56You've gone way past being co-workers,
00:58to being co-dependent obsession.
01:00Well, you just worked together.
01:01I used to blame you for ruining our marriage,
01:04but now I'm realizing it takes two to play frisbee golf.
01:06And our sex, by the way, is exotic and spontaneous,
01:10and sometimes it is quite kinky.
01:12Okay.
01:13Okay.
01:14Okay.
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