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00:13I am surprised to see this establishment thriving.
00:16The possession and consumption of Tiffin is banned in 15 systems.
00:21Relax, Rook. It's Tiffin flavored.
00:25But are not Tiffins the offspring of the Luoden?
00:27How could you eat something like that?
00:30Mmm. I said it's Tiffin flavored, as in artificial.
00:35It's not actually Luoden babies.
00:37Mmm. Oh. Well, that is different.
00:46And delicious!
00:52Have you seen our baby?
00:54Have you seen our baby?
01:00Ah!
01:01Nobody gets any funny ideas, and nobody gets hurt.
01:04But this really hurts!
01:06No, it doesn't.
01:08Ah! Crikey! It's Tennyson!
01:17Wait a minute. They forgot my chocolate... sauce.
01:23Liam?
01:25Sumungasaur!
01:26Put the citizen down, and put your hands over your head!
01:30You got it!
01:31Whoa!
01:33All right, Sumungasaur. Meet...
01:38Buzzshark!
01:38Yuck!
01:39Huh?
01:42Ahahahahahahahahaha
01:45Ahahahahahahahahaha
01:49Ahah!
02:01Ahahahah!
02:06See ya, boy!
02:12Take this, Red Spot!
02:15Huh?
02:25Stand down, criminals.
02:32Very nice. Very, very nice, boys.
02:35We're not your boys, Arget.
02:37It ain't always about you, Benjamin.
02:39This establishment is under the protection of Artistic Security Incorporated.
02:45I'd suggest you surrender.
03:11Do you have items of the greatest value that need to be transported from here to here?
03:18Are you in need of protective services for your establishments?
03:23Well, look no further than...
03:26Argistic Security.
03:28With Argistics, X marks the spot against crime, thievery, and pilfering.
03:35Just call Argistic Security. We keep no good nicks and jerks at bay.
03:45One more time.
03:47Ben, you've watched it ten times.
03:49But Grandpa, it's priceless.
03:52And I don't mean the $49.99 two-for-one deal, Rook.
03:56I mean, he's trying to sell himself as a security expert.
03:59Who's he trying to fool?
04:01I don't know, Ben.
04:01But you're right to be suspicious.
04:03Based off his previous track record and my gut, Arget is up to no good.
04:08I wouldn't trust him with my mother's dentures.
04:11I cannot imagine why anyone would trust him with their dentures.
04:16Delivery Intermediation. Argistic Securities. Query for Mr. BlueKitch and Dreeba.
04:22That's us!
04:24Only one valid digit print is required.
04:27Well, you signed last time.
04:29Oh, you signed last time.
04:31Excuse me, but...
04:34What? We've been using Argistics for weeks.
04:38And we've never had better service.
04:44Yeah, I don't like this.
04:47Neither do I. Let's go fishing.
04:54I mean, let's go check out Argistics.
04:57Oh, good. I did not see how a fishing expedition would help us discover Argis' ulterior motives.
05:09What exactly are we looking for?
05:11I don't know. Anything unusual.
05:17Does Simeon qualify as unusual?
05:20Highly.
05:28What are you doing here, Simeon?
05:30Ben Tennyson. Welcome to Argistic Security.
05:34Is there something of great importance that you need transported?
05:37You mean you work here?
05:38I do. In fact, you are looking at the head of security.
05:44Argit running a security company? Simeon working for him?
05:47It's like a Russian nesting doll of shams.
05:50I do not know what that means.
05:52But it does not sound good.
05:54Look, I know you're skeptical, but I'm on the up and up. I swear.
05:58It's true, Benny boy.
06:00Oh, come on, Argit. Who do you think you're talking to?
06:03I am doing my level best to keep up my good image.
06:06Thusly, I am running a legit business.
06:08Then you need legitimate employees.
06:11In my experience, Simeon is anything but.
06:13Hey, I'm an equal opportunity employer.
06:16And while, yes, we were both former con men looking out only for our best interests,
06:20who doesn't love a story of redemption?
06:23Not to mention, he was the only one who answered the want ad.
06:27Fine. Let's just see how long you can keep up this legitimate business.
06:33Speaking of, I must get to work. These trucks don't run themselves.
06:37Degadons!
06:38Load up!
06:40Just watching that fella making good warms my cockles.
06:43How about yours?
06:45Nope.
06:46What the?
06:52Next time, keep your grubby mitts off my hot wings.
06:56Rojo here.
06:58Yeah?
06:59Where?
06:59How much?
07:02Uh-uh.
07:03Fifty percent.
07:05Did you call to hire me or insult me?
07:08Ah!
07:12That came from the black hole.
07:13Hey!
07:14One of my trucks is heading right into that area!
07:18Number two!
07:19Alley-oop!
07:20Um, who-who-who!
07:21Yes, yes, sir, Mr. Argent.
07:25I suppose we should follow them?
07:28Let's go.
07:31Hello?
07:32Are you even there?
07:34Look, it's seventy-five percent or nothing.
07:36Better decide now.
07:40Forget it. It's here. We'll haggle later.
07:52Rojo?
07:53Been a while.
07:54I do not know you.
07:56But can I assume you're up to no good?
08:01Hey!
08:02I said hold it!
08:05No, you did not.
08:08Ugh!
08:11What are you waiting for?
08:13Go help your partner save my truck!
08:15Don't rush me, Argent.
08:17I'm doing you a favor here.
08:24Just don't ask me why.
08:29We don't need this help, boss.
08:31Our security bots can handle this.
08:33Yeah.
08:33Well, we'll see about that.
08:40Madam, I do not wish to harm you.
08:42Don't you worry about me.
08:44And don't call me Madam.
08:49Please pull over!
08:51Or down!
08:52How about you get...
09:15Hey!
09:16I'm on your side!
09:19Fine!
09:20If you won't listen!
09:22Strike one!
09:23Strike two!
09:24Cool!
09:29Strike three!
09:33I'm on your side!
09:36Fine!
09:40I'm out!
09:48Wait, wait, wait!
09:49Same team!
09:50Good guys!
09:52Tidons stand down!
09:55Friend!
09:56Not foe!
09:59Cold lions!
10:00Oh!
10:02Oh!
10:02Thanks, Argent!
10:07Holy!
10:10Benny!
10:11My truck!
10:12Yeah!
10:12I'm on it!
10:13Let's see, diamond head, forearms...
10:15I can't watch.
10:17I just hope Benny's able to protect our considerable investments from that hoodlum.
10:21Oh, yes, sir.
10:23Me too.
10:24Humongousaur!
10:33It's been real fun, but I got a job to finish.
10:37Oh, no you don't!
10:39Aw, come on!
10:47What?
10:51What?
10:52What'd I do?
10:52Off!
11:05Sorry, Argent.
11:06I thought we had her.
11:07Yes.
11:07But it looks as if she is leaving empty-handed.
11:10Thanks to you guys.
11:11Hey, Benny, I owe you one.
11:13Yes, yes.
11:14We can't thank you enough.
11:16Next delivery is on the house.
11:17Hey!
11:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
11:19Let's not get crazy.
11:21Half off.
11:22Yeah, I'll pass.
11:28Seriously, this is amazing!
11:32Mr. Smoothie should make a Tiffin-flavored smoothie!
11:38I cannot believe it is not Tiffin!
11:43It is curious that there was nothing in the security truck.
11:46After all, Argent was making a large deal about keeping it safe.
11:50He really did make a big deal about it.
11:53He must have left it empty for a reason.
11:55I feel that we are being played, as you say.
11:59We just need to get one step ahead.
12:01We need to outthink him.
12:02No!
12:03Do not hurt yourself.
12:05Nope!
12:06Brain freeze!
12:12Simeon, my friend.
12:15You seem, uh, a little antsy.
12:18Antsy?
12:19You know, freaking, bugging, weirded out.
12:21What?
12:22No, no, no.
12:23I'm just, uh, perplexed.
12:25We are transporters of important items, are we not?
12:27We are.
12:29So, in that truck, there should have been an item of importance.
12:32Hmm.
12:33That is perplexing.
12:35As president of logistics, I must keep my hands very clean.
12:39This item here is less than squeaky.
12:42I also don't recall asking you to transport it anywhere.
12:47Well, as your number two, I thought you might appreciate my taking some initiative.
12:51After all, you did hire me to deliver logistics more prohibitive items.
12:56I did.
12:57But when your initiative trips up my plans, there's gonna be trouble in paradise.
13:03I didn't mean any trouble.
13:04But with artificial tiff and all the rage in Bellwood right now, that thing's price has tripled.
13:10While this is true, you are to deliver said items when and where I direct you to deliver them.
13:16Of course.
13:17Not on your own initiative.
13:19Noted.
13:20Good.
13:21I am now entrusting you to deliver this prohibitive item exactly where it's supposed to go.
13:27No mistakes.
13:29No mishaps.
13:30No monkeying around.
13:32Understood?
13:40Oh, condescending little rodent.
13:42Oh, I'll get this item exactly where it's supposed to go.
13:48So, you got it this time, chimp?
13:51The package is inside the Tekadon.
13:53You'll need to break through his armor to get it.
13:56It's not gonna attack me or anything, is it?
13:58Hey, tin can.
14:00Stand still for her.
14:01Huh?
14:02Compliance.
14:04One more thing.
14:06One more thing.
14:06In order to make this look like an actual mugging, you'll also need to rough me up a bit.
14:09Just not enough-
14:10Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:11Please!
14:16Con men are so untrustworthy.
14:22Plumber hotline.
14:23Yeah.
14:24I'd like to make one of them anonymous tips about an illegal crime being perpetrated.
14:30Quiet, you big baby.
14:32I didn't hit you that hard.
14:36Put down the weapon, Rojo.
14:40Why should I?
14:41I got what I wanted.
14:53The alley is too narrow.
14:55Unload the 10 speed.
15:07Never bring a truck to a bike chase.
15:09I admit, bringing your motorcycle was a wise choice.
15:13Dang straight.
15:14Now let's get that box.
15:28Oh!
15:36Hands up, blue boy!
15:42So long, losers!
15:48Perhaps we need the prototruck after all.
15:50She's not the only one who can fly.
15:52Come on, stink fly.
15:54I felt even take jet ray.
16:00Upgrade?
16:01Cannot fly.
16:02And the 10 speed, while technologically advanced, also does not have the capability of flight.
16:07Yeah, thanks for the update.
16:10Update nothing.
16:11How about an upgrade?
16:16Hey!
16:27I greatly approve of this.
16:30I greatly approve of this.
16:45Come on, Kabalo. Your horsepower can outfly these yahoos.
17:03Ready?
17:04Yes.
17:08Nice try, boys.
17:10Give up, Rojo.
17:11Yeah, you bad guys never win anyway.
17:14Oh, well see, I'm a bad girl.
17:32Ben, ramming speed.
17:34Are you crazy?
17:35I am the bike.
17:36I really prefer not smashing into things.
17:38It actually does hurt.
17:39Just do it!
17:41Ha ha ha!
17:43Chicken!
17:47Look!
17:49Steady!
17:58My leg!
18:01Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
18:07Benny, you are not easy to catch up to.
18:10Now, if you could just hand over that little...
18:12It's mine!
18:14Oh, I'm sorry.
18:15Did you want this?
18:23Huh?
18:25Thanks, kid.
18:26Hold it right there, Rojo.
18:30You are under arrest for smuggling, assault, and all-around mayhem.
18:37Okay, wait, but I...
18:44Where do you think you're going, Simeon?
18:46Back to artistic security, of course.
18:48My place of very lawful employment.
18:51Interesting.
18:52Cause according to a very strange anonymous tip,
18:55we know that you're the brains behind a secret smuggling ring
18:59running out of artistic security.
19:02What?
19:03There was a secret smuggling ring at my place of business?
19:07Simeon, how could you?
19:10And after I gave you a chance at redemption.
19:13But...
19:13But could you give us a minute, fellas?
19:18Yes.
19:19So this was all a set up?
19:20I was going to be a patsy for your smuggling ring all along?
19:23Hey, yes, itch me on the smuggling, eh.
19:26But, yes.
19:26I set you up.
19:28I wouldn't have it if you had played by my rules.
19:30I hired you because I knew you were no good.
19:34And while I love a good no good, Nick,
19:36a con should never try and con another con.
19:39Don't think you're gonna get away with this, Argent.
19:41I'm going to tell them.
19:44That's fine. Take a rest.
19:46He's all yours, boys.
19:52I'll take that.
19:55Property of Argistic Security.
19:57Thanks, Benno.
19:58The least I could do for a fellow hero.
20:01Though if I was dealing with someone as shady as Simeon,
20:04I'd have done something really smooth
20:06and mixed up the boxes,
20:08giving him something artificial instead.
20:11Did you knock a few of your marbles loose
20:13in that last fight there, kid?
20:14Maybe you should go get some rest.
20:17Yeah, maybe you're right.
20:19Care for an artificially Tiffin-flavored Mr. Smoothie smoothie?
20:23Don't mind if I do.
20:25Oh, one last thing, Argent.
20:27What's in the box?
20:28Sorry, Benny. No can tell.
20:30One thing we take very seriously at Argistic Security
20:33is client confidentiality.
20:36Eh, fair enough.
20:37And I gotta say, I really respect your ethics,
20:40legitimate businessman Argent.
20:55Hand it over.
20:56I gotta tell you,
20:58with the popularity of this product here in Bellwood,
21:00this item was not easily procured.
21:04I accept all universal forms of payment.
21:09Is this a joke?
21:13I had it! I swear!
21:15I've been set up!
21:16I-I-I don't understand!
21:18Huh.
21:20Though if I was dealing with someone as shady as Simeon,
21:23I'd have done something really smooth.
21:26And mixed up the boxes.
21:28Giving him something artificial instead.
21:32Well played, Benny.
21:35Boys!
21:49Here you go.
21:50Courtesy of Argistic Securities.
21:54Oh, my dear child.
21:56Oh, thank you, Ben Tennyson.
22:29Hi.
22:29See you next week.
22:30Bye for now.
22:30Woo!
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