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00:11Settle down, Earth Boy. It's just me. Cut me some slack, okay? I had to get this thing away from
00:18some pretty tough customers.
00:20Oh, poor you. I've been all over the Novoid scrounging off this stuff. My aching pads.
00:27Kevin, Argett, my friends. This is hardly the time for lamentation.
00:33Whatever, Otto. If you can really turn this pile of junk into our get-out-of-jail-free card, then
00:39get to it.
00:40Yeah, we haul up our part of the deal. Make with the let's get out of here.
00:44This is the hour of our deliverance from this ignominious penitentiary solid state.
00:50Just a few connections there. Now, if one of you would be so kind as to turn on the chronometric
00:56oscillator,
00:59I'll do it.
01:01And let you mess it up? Where you come from, they still use cell phones.
01:06Fine. We'll both do it. Let's just get back to the real world.
01:14Yes! It's working!
01:17See you on the other side, hedgehog.
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:32No!
01:39No!
02:01Seriously, Rook? For a guy with such a sweet ride, you are the slowest driver.
02:06Have you never seen the plumber's driver's ed videos? Do you know what organic matter looks like after a collision
02:12at light speed?
02:14Better leave the weapons in the truck, or they'll confiscate them at the gate.
02:18Very well, Kevin. But one would think they might make an exception for officers of the law.
02:24Tetramans aren't big on exceptions.
02:27Can a fella get something to drink around here?
02:30Put a cork in it, turnstile jumper. That guy's been here since yesterday, and you don't hear him complaining.
02:49The beam scans always make me itch.
02:52That's the Z-Bosons. They tend to condense on fur.
02:57I see.
03:02This is it, Rook. The Koros Car Show. One-stop shopping for all your automotive needs. If you can't get
03:10it here, you can find a guy who will build it for you.
03:20You are certain that I can purchase Crystal Matrix Plasma Resonators here? Guaranteed. Just let me do the talking, okay?
03:28And try not to look like a plumber.
03:30Why? Kevin, are the parts you are looking for illegal?
03:35Depending on the configuration.
03:37I'm telling you, it's gotta be the ion return canister.
03:42I disagree. I think it's the flux valve mounting bolt.
03:45Look, the bottom line is, we're probably both wrong, but my brother's definitely wronger.
03:53Welcome, honored customers. May you find vehicular contentment in my million buried wares.
04:02What do you want for this?
04:03A reverse calibrated lepton transducer?
04:06But those have been banned in twelve systems.
04:09And they're still legal in three.
04:12Hey, I'm just trying to make a Tayden here, okay?
04:15I don't want no trouble with the red spots.
04:17But, you know what? Keep the transducer. Consider it a gift.
04:22Huh. Having you around might be okay. Come on, let's...
04:27Hey, watch where you...
04:29Kev?
04:30Arjit.
04:31And associate.
04:34How nice to see you. Both. Here. Together.
04:38Kevin and I share an interest in high-performance vehicle modifications.
04:42Hey, who doesn't? Am I right?
04:44So you're here as a car enthusiast, huh? No scam, no angle.
04:48What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm a solid citizen now. You tell him, Rook.
04:53He broke into a warehouse and stole an illegal weapons shipment.
04:57To help you guys? It was Benny's idea. Okay, not completely, but look. I'm a hero. A pillar of the
05:04community.
05:06No way. He is very popular. Over there. Is that who I think it is?
05:15Can't be. Five years we've been looking for that guy.
05:18And now he's gonna get what's coming to him.
05:23You backstabbing. Take care.
05:25Take care.
05:28No good. Double-crossing. Jerk.
05:34Please, put them down, gentlemen. Kevin and Arjun are old associates from my days in the Null Void.
05:41So, you escaped after all. Solid state.
05:45No thanks to you. You left us there to rot.
05:49I had no idea the device would only transport me out of the Null Void. I searched for a way
05:54to rescue you, too. But alas.
05:56We found our own way. Indeed. Such brilliant, resourceful lads. I can't tell you how glad I am to see
06:04you. And the timing could not be better.
06:07Timing? What are you talking about?
06:10I could use some extra muscle for a special job I have lined up. It's high risk, but the profits
06:17are immeasurable.
06:19Go on. No, stop right there. Me and Arjun are legit citizens these days.
06:24What? I mean, yeah. We've gone straight. Totally above board.
06:31Aww. How disappointing. All your talent is going to waste.
06:35Oh well. Guess we ought to get started.
06:42Everybody hit the dirt. This is a stick-up.
06:53This is the special job your friend mentioned?
06:56Hey, he's no friend of mine.
06:58We must stop them.
07:00You're under arrest.
07:02Whoa, hold up there, quick draw. You're unarmed, remember?
07:05I am still a plumber. Then call for backup.
07:09Ben, hello. Can you hear me?
07:11Hey, Rook. How's the auto show?
07:14The show is fine. However, we have run into some trouble here.
07:18And the crowd is in a panic.
07:20I can barely hear you over all that screaming in the background.
07:23Look, whatever trouble you and Kevin are in, it can't be anywhere near as bad as what we're dealing with
07:27here.
07:28Armed low-lives. A full-scale firefight.
07:31Okay, I stand corrected. Your thing is way worse.
07:34We are unarmed and pinned down.
07:39They're headed for the main gate.
07:41Kevin, we cannot wait.
07:43Okay, okay, I'll take point.
07:45If anything happened to you, I'd never hear the end of it.
07:48Point taken. Er, given.
07:52Nah, I'll cover the rear.
07:54Cover the rear, cover my rear, the same thing.
08:00They have recycler clips. They can hold the guards off indefinitely.
08:05Come on.
08:08Right, human shield.
08:11Pressure Forge infinitum.
08:13That was the Tetraman engine block I touched back there.
08:16Impressive.
08:18Still hurts now. Make your move.
08:28Hands up!
08:36Good work, team.
08:39I think the locals can handle it from here.
08:46Curses. I am thwarted.
08:48I want an advocate. I don't want to be held in a high security cell.
08:52I've seen the way you treat your prisoners.
09:01I totally had your back.
09:03Where are they?
09:05I know that voice.
09:07Who accomplished this daring feat and saved the car show?
09:16Kevin lad. Best of battles to you.
09:20How's it going, your warlord ship?
09:22We're still square on that whole not marrying your daughter thing, right?
09:26Luma isn't around, is she?
09:29Much as the princess values a good Tetraman powertrain,
09:32just now she's off quashing a rebellion in the crooked mountains.
09:37Oh, good. Good for her.
09:40Ah, yes. Such a talented girl with so many interests.
09:46Warlord Gar, I am Rook Blanco.
09:49Of course. We met when I threatened to destroy Earth.
09:53And you are?
09:55Ajit, a freelance hero traveling the universe in service of justice.
09:59Well, you have done Koros a tremendous service.
10:03You three will be my honored guests for the rest of the show.
10:07Come!
10:09Honored guests? Ha, ka-ching!
10:12Don't get your hopes up.
10:14No, Ajit. My intestines do not speak well of this.
10:17What's that?
10:18I'm guessing his gut tells him that something's wrong.
10:21Oh.
10:22Oh.
10:29Well done, gentlemen. Phase one went better than I could have hoped.
10:34Now, on to phase two.
10:42Rook's right. This doesn't add up.
10:45Otto wouldn't pull a stupid stunt like that.
10:47Not for chump change, anyway.
10:49This way, my friends. You must see my private vault,
10:53where I keep the four rarest and most valuable cars in the galaxy.
10:59Worth the rest of the show put together.
11:03One moment. This vault of yours,
11:05is it anywhere near where you put Otto and his goons?
11:09I suppose. But there are three meters of stone between the pens and the vaults.
11:14Hey! Look at that! It's freedom!
11:21Come on!
11:24Have you ever ridden on one of these?
11:26Of course. In simulation.
11:32Punch it! I'm trying, but it won't go.
11:35No! Punch it!
11:44Let now ride him!
11:46For heaven's sake, stop double clutching.
11:53Was that guy double clutching?
11:55In a car like that, wouldn't you?
12:00Now that guy drives like my brother
12:03That guy drives like my brother!
12:05Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:35They have sealed the main gate!
12:46How could they pierce these heavy infinitum doors? The lead car was solid daytonite, literally made of money
12:56Now what?
12:57You guys, uh, need a ride
13:02We should be gaining on them. I still don't see why I can't ride in your car
13:06Your quills mess up my upholstery. You see what I have to deal with?
13:10Be silent. I see them
13:17Perhaps I should try to contact Ben again. Nah, first hours away. By the time our backup gets here, this
13:24will all be over
13:27Ugh, Kev. Hang on. I'm trying to snag one with my magna wench
13:33Huh?
13:37Huh?
13:46Hey Rook
13:47Ben, I am sorry to pester you, but if we are devoured by sand rippers, the lowlifes will get away
13:53Wait, what?
13:55Where's Kevin?
13:56In his car, facing the same giant beasts
13:58Wait, how big are we talking here?
14:00Ben, they are eating my truck
14:05Okay, okay, try not to make it any worse. I'm on my way
14:08Make it worse? How can we make it any-
14:12Oopsie
14:15You gotta be kidding me
14:22Wretched creatures! There, head up that rock slam
14:28Auto's got the right idea. Rivers can't move through solid rock
14:32And yet, ridge running has its own drawbacks
14:37Brakes! Brakes you fool!
14:42Phew
14:48Ow! Get switches!
15:00Not bad fishing around these parts
15:03As Ben would say
15:05Totally
15:11Quite a remarkable vehicle you have here
15:14Be silent, lowlife
15:21I guess we'll have to tow him
15:23I have some additional...
15:25Bra-la-da
15:39Auto has accessed the proto-truck's mainframe
15:41But they are locked in the back
15:43And the controls are inaccessible
15:45These guys broke out of a high-security cell, remember?
15:48I am merely saying
15:50He has accessed the nano-shift transformer
15:53Now this is what I call a car
15:56Auto is no more
15:59Tremble before the power of auto-gestalt
16:05I did not see that coming
16:10Look upon me and regard
16:13After all these years
16:15I have a body worthy of my titanic intellect
16:20I am glad that your newfound power
16:23Has not gone to your head
16:25Insolent worm
16:32Get in!
16:41It is a risky
16:44dictator
16:44Ah!
17:02Man...
17:02You wouldn't believe what I had to go through
17:04to get Asmuth to teleport me here.
17:08I'm serious.
17:09It's hard enough just to get him to return a message.
17:15You couldn't eat the ground to charge up?
17:20It's good, but this stuff is delicious.
17:36Release me, you vermin!
17:41Every time I see you people, it's three weeks of repairs.
17:45Come on, it's not going to hold them for long.
17:48I mean, hold it.
17:50Wait, who is this?
17:56Obnoxious creatures.
17:59Once I'm with you, I'll go find an ice star system
18:03and buy it.
18:05Benny?
18:07Give me a minute.
18:08I need a heavy hitter.
18:10Shock Squatch, way big.
18:22Ben, do something!
18:27How about an upgrade?
18:33What?
18:37Well done.
18:38Wait, you could have upgraded me like this any old time?
18:42You told me never to touch your car.
19:04Oh, a galvanic mechamorph.
19:06I'm trembling in my multi-trillion-taken shoes.
19:10Ben, avoid damaging the arms and legs.
19:13Those cars are worth more than many planets.
19:16What about the part that looks like your truck?
19:18Go to town, buddy.
19:20Pardon me?
19:21Ha!
19:22A challenge!
19:23Ha-ha!
19:24Solid steak!
19:38Hey, what happened to those hooded guys?
19:41I must assume they are still inside the proto-truck.
19:45Ha, yikes.
19:48Ben, the cars!
19:50Whoops!
19:56Oh, you noble fool.
19:59I started life as a faulty AI unit for a ventilator.
20:03After coming all this way,
20:05do you really think you can stop me?
20:19You're not too good with machines.
20:21You know, considering.
20:22You're not too good with machines.
20:36Yup, not my block off.
20:46Looks like your ride's gonna need a little body work.
20:50Sorry, Rook.
20:55If you like, I can loan you my wrench.
21:04Ben Tennyson, you have once again demonstrated
21:07why you are the greatest hero in the universe.
21:13Oh, please. You're too kind.
21:16But I couldn't have done it without my friends here.
21:18Kevin's car got totally messed up.
21:20Indeed?
21:22Well, then in gratitude,
21:23I should give Kevin Levin his choice of my own personal collection.
21:33My vehicle was damaged as well.
21:39Just listen to that.
21:40My Vorlon spline distributor is beyond repair.
21:44That's why I picked the Moneymobile back there.
21:47We'll sell it and totally rebuild both our cars.
21:50Thank you, Kevin.
21:52You realize the problem with that?
21:54Yeah.
21:56If that car's made of flawless Tetraman-Taytonite,
21:59where are you going to find someone rich enough to buy it?
22:06I'm going to stay in touch and get a new restaurant.
22:10I'm going to stay on the, you know,
22:14All right.
22:18I'm not sure if you find someone rich enough to buy it!
22:23Bye.
22:24Bye.
22:25Bye.
22:27Bye.
22:28Bye.
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