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00:01Good day. Welcome to Undertown.
00:05During the next two hours or so, you're gonna see many fascinating sights, alien wonders, and universe of great bargains
00:12in the Undertown market stalls.
00:21What in the name of...
00:22Hi, bud!
00:25Hi! Hiya, hiya, hiya!
00:27This is a stick-up. Hand over your valuables.
00:31Is this part of a tour?
00:32Get a good shot, Walt.
00:37This ain't no show. Cough'em up.
00:49Step away from the vehicle and surrender. Make us.
00:53I knew you were gonna say that.
00:55Derp! Derp! Derp!
00:58That... not so much.
01:01Let me tell you something, Undertown lowlifes. Nobody gets to hold up tourists as long as wrath is around.
01:09Fry'em.
01:16Shall I repeat the part about surrendering?
01:19Don't waste your breath, Rook Blanco! Alien power partner and confidant who speaks without using contractions!
01:43Look what you did to my bash!
01:45Oh, please. I've wrecked way bigger stuff than that.
01:49Once again, friends, we see the danger in our very midst.
01:54Not only from the uncatalogued aliens roaming above and below the streets, but from the unsanctioned, violent, and sadistic Ben
02:02Tennyson!
02:04Aliens roaming above and below the streets, but from the violent, from the uncatalogued...
02:13Oh, who are those guys?
02:42There's a manicurist waiting to see you.
02:45Make it quick. I'm live in five minutes.
02:49Hey, you're no manicurist.
02:52We meet again, Mr. Harang.
02:55Jimmy Jones, I was a guest on your show.
02:57Not ringing a bell, sorry, but guests like you would explain why my ratings are down and I'm pleading advertisers.
03:04Okay. Well, this is a frame capture from your show. Look, humanoids wearing metal. I want to find out why
03:11they're there.
03:12Humanoids, huh? That's an awful big word.
03:14I'd like to see the original, unedited video of that fight in Undertown.
03:18Sure, kid. $150,000 for 30 seconds of footage.
03:22What? I recorded 35 seconds of it off TV!
03:25Then you owe me $150,000. I'll throw in the extra five seconds for free.
03:30Oh, come on! Could I at least talk to the cameraman who shot the footage?
03:35Get out or I'll call security! Unless you actually can do nails.
03:48It's me. Listen. That kid with the alien blog? He was here. And I think he's on to you.
03:54Don't concern yourself, Mr. Harang. We shall handle the situation.
04:06What are you doing?
04:07I am surfboarding the internet. It provides a fascinating insight into human culture.
04:12Kitten video. Kitay video. Look, this one wishes to Haz Cheeseburger.
04:18And I recently found this. A young human writes a blog about the presence of aliens on Earth.
04:23You mean blog.
04:24He mentions you frequently.
04:27That's Jimmy Jones. Conspiracy nut. And a major fanboy.
04:32Ooh. The one who exposed your secret identity.
04:35Yep.
04:35Thus making your every movement a matter of interest to the media.
04:38Uh-huh.
04:39Which precludes your having a healthy friendship of the boy-girl variety.
04:43Don't you have a Kitay video you should be watching?
04:52Hey, what do you say, Ben-Tan? You want socks? We can do business.
04:57Uh, me? No, I'm not Ben. But I am down here to identify some new aliens from my online database.
05:07Uh, I don't know nothing about nothing. You want socks? We can do business.
05:32What do you want now, Tennyson?
05:34See? No, no, no. I'm not Ben. But I am his biggest fan.
05:38Eh? Well, that makes one of us. How do you hairless monkeys tell each other apart?
05:43Uh, technically we're apes, but...
05:47Anyway, I was wondering if you've seen the guy in this picture?
05:50You listen to me. Not only did I not see that guy in the picture,
05:54but I'm sick of you humans coming around and asking if I seen any guy in any picture!
05:58Ah, I, uh, I don't understand.
06:01Now take off, or I'm gonna get a rock and a melon baller and have monkey brains for lunch.
06:07Ah, um, uh, I'll just...
06:10Well, well, if it ain't...
06:12Dude, I'm just wearing his jacket, okay? I'm not Ben 10!
06:17No, you're Jimmy Jones. The guy in my picture.
06:33Don't believe everything you read in Jimmy's blog.
06:35Yes, much of it appears to be badly researched.
06:38For example, it says here that Ben went on a date with Esther the Krajoe.
06:43One movie, no food.
06:45And that the incursions left millions of eggs in our rivers, a ticking time bomb.
06:50See? Crazy talk.
06:52And speculation about mysterious, unclassified humanoids in metal suits skulking around Undertown.
06:58Probably just me turning into Clockwork.
07:01Or those humanoids over there.
07:05Jimmy?
07:07Hey! Put him down!
07:10Jimmy?
07:18Hey! Put him down!
07:29No!
07:32You scared!
07:39How can he run so fast wearing all that equipment?
07:42Perhaps his armor is power-assisted.
07:44That was rhetorical.
07:46And yet, you did not have an answer.
07:49Aroargh!
07:51Aroargh!
07:52Aroargh!
07:53Aroargh!
07:53Aroargh!
07:53Aroargh!
07:56Aroargh!
08:00Aroargh!
08:04Aroargh!
08:07Hey, that's...
08:09Sir Morton, a forever knight who was, until now, presumed deceased.
08:14I know. I was doing the presuming.
08:17Have at him, lads!
08:24You get the twins, I got the robot.
08:31Throwing stars? Not a problem!
08:38Unless they're not metal.
08:45That is unfortunate.
08:52Jimmy!
09:04Careful, hero, or you'll turn Jimmy here into a chopped nerd salad!
09:09Nerd? Really? Face it, Sir Dungsalot. You're not getting away with him!
09:16No!
09:19No!
09:27That was incredible!
09:30Aw, you're wearing a hoodie now? I just bought my official replica.
09:37What are you doing down here, Jimmy Jones?
09:40And why did those Forever Knights attack you?
09:47Are you out of your medieval minds? That kid you went after was just at my studio! Don't you get
09:53it? Someone figures out I'm in on this, I'll be ruined!
09:57Soon, such matters will have no consequence. My work is nearly complete.
10:03Dr. Chadwick, I've given you a whole lot of money, but I haven't seen a whole lot of new viewers
10:07like you promised.
10:08Oh, come, come. People will watch your little program again, I assure you. Once the Forever Knights are resurgent, you
10:18will want your name linked to ours.
10:22As soon as we have collected the DNA profiles of every alien in Undertown, this hybrid pulse generator will rewrite
10:31their genetic codes and turn them all into humans.
10:36There's no more aliens?
10:38Not a single one. And I suspect that every alien species on Earth is represented in Undertown.
10:47It's fantastic! If every alien on Earth becomes a human, I'll be a hero! Back on top! The king of
10:55cable news talk!
10:56Yes! I can't imagine that your collaboration with the Incursion invasion helped your reputation very much.
11:06Collaboration? I sabotaged their invasion! Despite Tennyson's interference.
11:11I mean, didn't you see my five-part special report? They explained everything!
11:15I'm telling you, this raiding slump is a total mystery.
11:18Yes, yes, of course.
11:23We haven't had this conversation. You didn't see me. I was never here! I've heard your case!
11:29Is that true what you told him? Your beam machine's going to change the alien's DNA and turn them human?
11:37Let us merely say that my beam machine will erase all alien DNA on Earth.
11:44As for the turn them human part, well, one never knows, does one?
11:51Now, where's the boy?
11:55Well, we had to leave him with, uh, Tennyson.
11:58Your incompetence amazes me, sir!
12:02We'll get him next time!
12:03You! Well, you had better!
12:05Wait. Yes.
12:07I think perhaps we can finally put Tennyson and his alien Omnitrix to good use.
12:16How do you know it was a DNA scanner?
12:19Okay, one, I'm an expert on alien technology.
12:23Two, I watched the video like a hundred times.
12:25So, three, I am sure that's what the Knights used on that robber you clobbered.
12:29This is disturbing news, if true.
12:31Yeah, except it isn't.
12:34One, those guys we fought today, they're just reheated leftovers.
12:37The Forever Knights are history.
12:39And two, he's just a kid.
12:41And three, if anybody knows what it's like to have everyone say he's just a kid, it's you.
12:49Fine, we'll find out what's up.
12:51Can I help? No.
12:57They're on the move and looking for us with any luck.
13:00Oh, how was that lucky?
13:03Because it gives you an opportunity to take the Tennyson and his Omnitrix.
13:08Easily said.
13:10Hold out the scanner.
13:12You've been using this device to collect DNA data, but it can also serve as a genetic disruptor.
13:20In English, please.
13:23Every time Tennyson turns into a different alien, scan him.
13:31You'll love what happens next.
13:47Oh, this should get his attention.
13:54Do you hear something?
13:56Yes, I do.
14:01Huh?
14:09Do not touch anything. Alien technology is very complicated.
14:13I told you, I'm an expert at...
14:16Touch nothing.
14:23Those beryllian bovines must have broken out of Raskerback's stockyard.
14:27Over on Glabber's place? Then they need to hang a left.
14:45And one more left.
15:00Good as new.
15:01This may have been a trap.
15:02Huh? Why would you think that?
15:07Give it up. You're outnumbered.
15:10Yeah, we'll outnumber this.
15:20Huh. Okay.
15:23Ready for a shock to your system?
15:28What is with this thing?
15:30Jimmy was correct.
15:32They are scanning DNA.
15:34Stop changing forms.
15:35You are supplying them with more data.
15:37Well, if I can't turn into an alien, how can I fight them?
15:40You can't.
16:02I hate force fields.
16:08Aw, man!
16:19Well, that was a waste of time.
16:22As I said, Ben, the more you change, the more data they collect.
16:26You're really much more stubborn than you are smart.
16:30Nothing wrong with that.
16:32In fact...
16:33There's nothing wrong with that.
16:36All right.
16:36And need I remind you, that force field is quite impenetrable.
16:42Escape is, in short, impossible.
16:45What happened, Dr. Chadwack?
16:47They kick you out of the home for old psychos?
16:50Hmm, yes.
16:52But once I get the Omnitrix from you, I can retire gracefully.
16:57You don't expect me to just hand it over, do you?
16:59Oh, of course not.
17:02That wouldn't be half as much fun.
17:11That's it.
17:12I can't just sit here.
17:13I gotta help Ben.
17:15Plus, I have to go to the bathroom.
17:18Huh.
17:19Easy.
17:22Oops.
17:24But driving...
17:24Driving is hard.
17:31Yes.
17:32This will make quite a mess of the, um, gristle.
17:37Not really a medical doctor, huh?
17:40Look, Chadwick, you can ignore my calls all you like, but I will keep coming down here until you...
17:48Wow, Harang, being an incursion lapdog wasn't enough.
17:51You had to sign up with the forever nuts, too.
17:54I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that you, sir, are finally brought to justice.
17:58Justice has nothing to do with it.
18:00They're going to vaporize every alien on the planet.
18:03Is that how you want to go down in history?
18:05There is such a thing as bad press!
18:07I will not listen to your lies!
18:10That is a lie, isn't it?
18:11He's only trying to talk his way out of the punishment he deserves.
18:16You sure?
18:17Because I endorse a lot of health products.
18:20Massacres will not go over well with my sponsors.
18:22Hmm.
18:24You have nothing to fear.
18:26We'll continue our chat shortly.
18:31Let me show you to your car.
18:33This neighborhood is not safe, you know.
18:36You're telling me...
18:37How are we gonna get out of here?
18:39I do not know.
18:40The Knights took our equipment.
18:42No one knows we are here.
18:46Hi guys.
18:51Careful, Jimmy!
18:52If you push the wrong button...
18:55Ow!
18:59Hold still, Rook.
19:00I'll cut you out in...
19:02Alien technology!
19:04Very complicated!
19:06Yeah!
19:07Then let that be a lesson to you!
19:15Keep them away from the generator!
19:38You may transform at will.
19:40Thank you very much.
19:46Wild Mutt!
19:47Ah, the classics!
19:49comics! No!
20:01Didn't
20:02you? Um!
20:07relish on the mechanics! Append!
20:07Are you okay?
20:08Mm! Yes!
20:13Are you
20:13Uh-huh!
20:17What are
20:18you who is?
20:18I've never done here.
20:18Massive performance, but futile. You have stopped me from destroying all of the aliens on Earth.
20:26Still, we collected dozens of DNA samples, so even without your Omnitrix data, the loss of life will be massive.
20:37You're a bad man. You're a very, very bad man.
20:45Where's the off switch, Rook?
20:47There is none. This device will eradicate millions of aliens here on Earth, including me.
20:53Oh, yeah. Ben, turn into Grey Matter. He's the only one with the brains to stop this thing.
20:59I agree. You're Galvan form, quickly.
21:01Well, what if the Omnitrix doesn't give me the right alien, huh? I'm not smart enough on my own to
21:06-
21:06Do it!
21:08Jury rig? Is he even smart?
21:11Smart and stubbing!
21:19Did you stop it?
21:29You're alive! It was a dud!
21:32Apparently. Did you neutralize the pulse generator or not? Nothing happened.
21:36Oh, something happened. Something big. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big!
21:42Ben, what did you do?
21:45Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
21:52Oh, I found the kid of the lava.
22:02Oh, I found the coin lottery.
22:03Oh, I can be done.
22:08He was going to kill me.
22:09And you can work that way.
22:16He was going to give me a person very a collapses.
22:16What happened, when this kid walked out that he pushed me?
22:17He was going to kill me now.
22:17While young man out on the field, bro, I found a hole.
22:17He's going to call him whether he's a quoi,
22:19he knew helped us because he is a lie gun like this.
22:19Was boring, he will go into Christ,
22:22Then we'll kill me.
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