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00:09Well, Lil, looks like I won.
00:11Not so fast.
00:13Hmm.
00:15Yep, I think you did, buddy.
00:18That was a good game, Jack.
00:20Good game yourself, Lil.
00:27Lil and Jack are sure getting along.
00:29I know, right?
00:31Did we do something wrong?
00:33Wrong? It's a good thing.
00:35Of course, because I'm just not used to it.
00:38Mom, Dad, I'm going to take Jack out on the boat.
00:41Be back soon.
00:42Have fun, kids.
00:44So, where are you taking me?
00:46It's a secret.
01:00You're going to love this.
01:03Come on!
01:06Uh...
01:06Hmm, okay.
01:11Am I here, or...?
01:13You may remove your blindfold.
01:17Oh!
01:19Welcome to Lake Island,
01:22the old abandoned testing site
01:24for the greatest amusement park in the world.
01:27A crawfish carousel?
01:29Snapping turtle bumper cars?
01:30Uh, guess how much this leech may scale?
01:33Oh, my gosh, a Buddha booth.
01:35Should be.
01:36Oh, maybe we should.
01:37Let's do it!
01:43You were right.
01:44This place is incredible.
01:45Ah!
01:46Oh, no!
01:47The boat!
01:50Me and you
01:51Together we can't lose
01:56Me and you, me and you
02:01You didn't tie the boat?
02:03I was blindfolded!
02:04You're the responsible one.
02:06Uh, I didn't realize I was here to babysit you.
02:09Ah!
02:10Stop!
02:12We're doing it again.
02:13This is old Jack and Lil.
02:16We're better than this.
02:18You're right.
02:19We just need to stay calm.
02:25Ah!
02:26Ah!
02:27Ah!
02:28Ah!
02:29Oh, Will!
02:30Look!
02:31Look!
02:42If you're watching this, Jack and I have probably been dead for years.
02:46Gosh, I hope somebody saves us.
02:48I don't want to be stuck here forever.
02:49I have a plan.
02:51Oh, phew.
02:52That's the Jack I know.
02:53It's time to start our new lives here.
02:55The sooner we accept our fate, the better.
02:57That's your plan?
02:59Survival is key.
03:00First, we've got to grow our own food.
03:02Wait.
03:06Lake Island's signature treat, the lake cake.
03:10How are we going to get it out?
03:12I don't know.
03:13Bash it!
03:14Whoa!
03:15I don't think that's a good idea.
03:17What do you propose, pal?
03:20Mom used to say, seek wisdom in nature.
03:26Well?
03:27Use it wisely.
03:31Yes.
03:32This will take a little more finesse.
03:39Ugh, this is taking forever.
03:41It's bashing time.
03:43Let go, brother.
03:45Enough already, sister.
03:47Uh!
03:48Stand out!
03:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:51Ah!
03:52Ah!
03:54Ah!
03:54Ah!
03:55Ah!
03:55Ah!
03:55Ah!
03:57Ah!
03:59Ah!
04:07See?
04:08Lily provides.
04:11This isn't quite half, is it?
04:14Um, it's exactly half, actually.
04:19Uh...
04:19Ugh!
04:20Let's trade, then.
04:21No, no.
04:22It's fine.
04:23You have it.
04:23Just take the whole thing.
04:24You're wasting away, dear brother.
04:26You need to eat.
04:27Eat the snack, Lily.
04:29Uh-huh, uh-huh.
04:30Take it!
04:31Ah!
04:36Hey, give it back!
04:37Ah!
04:40Ugh.
04:43Don't you know what you've done?
04:45You've given the wildlife a taste for human food.
04:51Whatever.
04:52We'll grow our own food.
04:53You saw what that agro bird did to me.
04:56We need to fortify for a counterattack.
04:58I'm talking barbed wire.
04:59Turrets.
05:00Pointy-six!
05:01We don't need a fort.
05:03We need food.
05:04We had food.
05:05Until you couldn't accept what I gave you.
05:08It always has to be on your terms.
05:10And now, we're stuck on this lousy island.
05:13Lousy?
05:15You take that back!
05:28Can I tell you something?
05:30Lately, I've been worried that I'm not cutting it as a stepmom.
05:34Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:35Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:37Whoa, whoa, where's this coming from?
05:40Don't do that to yourself.
05:41You're doing great, hun.
05:43I just want Jack to feel at home here
05:46without Lil feeling any less loved.
05:49Yeah, I see what you mean.
05:51But thankfully, our kids are incredibly well-adjusted.
05:55Ah!
05:56Ah!
05:58Guess we're not the buddy-buddy team we thought we were!
06:00First thing you've been right about all day!
06:03New rule.
06:05You stay on that side of the crawfish,
06:08I'll stay on mine.
06:09Fine by me!
06:10Enjoy building your little treehouse or whatever.
06:12Enjoy eating roots or whatever.
06:28I knew you'd be back.
06:33Unlike my naive brother,
06:34I am prepared.
06:38No beast will penetrate my fortress!
06:45Any chance we could hash this out peacefully?
06:51Who knew old soda machines could make a flawless irrigation system?
06:56I did.
06:57I knew that.
06:59Wow.
07:01Dirt.
07:02Upon this dirt,
07:03I shall build a new society
07:04free of inequality and suffering.
07:07Huh?
07:13I got to go find some food.
07:21Huh?
07:23Eureka!
07:24I wonder if these are safe to eat.
07:28Bless you, good old reliable preservatives.
07:33Uh, hello.
07:37I just need something to shoo you away.
07:43Ow!
07:46Uh...
07:46Tirekoway!
07:51Tirekoway!
07:58Tirekoway!
08:06Tirekoway!
08:18The birds, they rip us limb from limb, but I bet Jalil doesn't have one of these.
08:25Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
08:32I can't believe I did it!
09:01It's starting.
09:05I knew you couldn't resist breaking the treaty!
09:10This is all your fault!
09:11I show you this awesome island and you ruin it!
09:13Just like you ruined my precious gamer room!
09:16What?
09:17Jack, that's me!
09:19Oh, right.
09:20It was gonna be my gamer cove!
09:22I showed you this island and I brought you here because I love this place!
09:27And I thought you'd love it too!
09:31Um, really?
09:32Yes!
09:33I wanted to share it with you because we were just getting along.
09:37Remember?
09:46I thought that tank would help grow crops.
09:48And I thought that bumper car would be a barricade against those birds.
09:53What if we took your crawfish car?
09:56And your carbonation tank?
10:01Uh, Lil?
10:03Bash it!
10:10Maybe we were wrong to worry.
10:12We're good.
10:13The kids are good.
10:14Better than good, even.
10:19Hey!
10:20Speaking of the devils!
10:21Can't wait to hear about your day!
10:27I was right.
10:27I'm a bad stepmom.
10:33Sorry we destroyed your favorite place in the world.
10:36Eh, I'm over it.
10:37I'm just glad we're still alive.
10:39And we're still friends?
10:41Hey, Lil.
10:42One more time.
10:50Oh, sorry, Jack.
10:52It's okay.
10:53I guess we still have some work to do.
10:56Yeah.
11:07Oh!
11:08Hot, hot, hot!
11:17Now where is that darn thing?
11:21Hey, Lil.
11:26Dad, have you seen my...
11:28Beanie?
11:29Oh, thanks.
11:30Hey, do you mind making waffles for breakfast?
11:32Way ahead of ya.
11:34Yes!
11:34Oh, and do you have...
11:36Game controller?
11:37You're the best.
11:39Just a dad doing dad stuff.
11:43Dad.
11:45Rise and shine!
11:46Hey, Dad.
11:49I made waffles.
11:50Nah, I've got breakfast covered already.
11:52Thanks, though.
11:52You know, it's looking a little sparse in here.
11:55Should we get some posters for your walls,
11:57or a rug, or furniture of any kind?
12:00I just want you to feel settled here.
12:02Thanks, but I prefer it this way.
12:04Ready to go whenever life calls.
12:06I understand.
12:07Let's step away from the window, son.
12:09But that doesn't mean you can't lay down some roots,
12:12you know, settle in, trade the hammock for a bed.
12:14What do you say?
12:17I promised that wasn't on purpose.
12:19That's the beauty of a hammock.
12:21Easily replaceable.
12:22So we're agreed.
12:23Replace the hammock with a bed.
12:24Replace the hammock with a hammock.
12:26Or a bed.
12:27Or a hammock.
12:29Right, a bed.
12:34Me and you.
12:36Together we can't lose.
12:40Me and you, me and you.
12:45Ah, Jack says he wants a hammock to go with his life of adventure.
12:49I don't know anything about adventure.
12:51That was his mom's thing.
12:52What's my thing?
12:53You're already giving him something he's never had.
12:56The comforts of home.
12:57Spend time with him.
12:59That's worth more than a bed.
13:01Are you in need of home furnishings?
13:03I am.
13:04Or just looking for an adventure?
13:06Jack is.
13:07Come on down to Mike A's.
13:09The one-stop shop for anything and everything.
13:12Lightly used housewares.
13:14Semi-ethically sourced medical supplies.
13:17And the widest selection of tons and tons of beds
13:20this side of the Mississippi.
13:21This is it.
13:23Mike A's.
13:24Where family adventure begins.
13:27It's exactly what Jack needs.
13:29What I want him to need.
13:31Yahoo!
13:32I can finally be the dad that Jack needs by taking him to this store.
13:37Thanks for the help, men.
13:38That's not what I said.
13:40Ah, he'll figure it out.
13:45Oh man, I'm so excited to show you this place, Jack.
13:48Gonna be a real adventure.
13:49Plus I got great beds.
13:50I'm fine with a hammock.
13:52But I'm super excited for a dad Jack solo adventure.
13:55It's been forever.
13:56It hasn't been that long.
13:57Since I was six.
14:00Six?
14:00No, that's not right.
14:02Yep, not since I was six.
14:04Well, no time like the present.
14:14Whoa.
14:16Whoa.
14:19Whoa.
14:21Whoa.
14:24This place is amazing.
14:27I've never seen a place like this.
14:29Kind of intense, right?
14:31Is this a real sarcophagus?
14:33Real and a steel.
14:35100% authentic, 90% legal, and 10% off.
14:39Hi, Mike A, owner of this fine establishment.
14:42Will, this is my son Jack.
14:48Just kidding.
14:50Gets him every time.
14:51Aisle eight for the fake hands.
14:52Aisle six for the real ones.
14:55Don't need hands today.
14:57We're actually here on a bit of a father-son adventure for a bed.
15:00Or a hammock.
15:01I prefer hammocks.
15:03Hmm.
15:04I got beds.
15:04I got hammocks.
15:05I got beds made out of recycled hammocks,
15:08and a hammock made out of shredded beds.
15:10Want adventure?
15:10I got those too.
15:12Hop on, young explorer, to Aisle 12.
15:14Hammocks, beds, and adventures.
15:17Cool.
15:18Okay.
15:18I guess I'll just walk.
15:21Behold.
15:22Whoa.
15:23A bedroom for the young adventurer.
15:25I really do have everything.
15:27This is...
15:28So cool!
15:29Oh, wow.
15:31How did you even find this?
15:32Well, it's a long story.
15:34Lucky for you, we're open 24 hours.
15:362007.
15:37Peru.
15:38With one hand hanging onto the edge of a cliff and a priceless relic in the other.
15:42You know what's really priceless?
15:43This bed.
15:45Sure.
15:46So, my business partner betrayed me.
15:49But he didn't know I'd swap the gold for chocolate coins.
15:52Heh heh.
15:53Oh!
15:55I was racing down the rapids.
15:57Only a bow and arrow at my side.
15:59And I could hear the locals shouting,
16:01squeal like a pig!
16:03Hey!
16:04This is the bed.
16:06Thanks, Mike.
16:06I'll take it from here.
16:07Wait.
16:08I wanna hear the end of the story.
16:09But we found what we're looking for.
16:11This was the whole goal.
16:12For you.
16:17Well, I can tell an awkward situation when I see one.
16:21Oh!
16:22Oh!
16:24I just wanna give you what you need.
16:26What I need?
16:27Or what you want?
16:29You can go get a bed if it's so important.
16:31I came for an adventure with you.
16:33I guess I gotta find one myself.
16:35Jack!
16:35Jack!
16:50Fancy seeing you here!
16:52You know, that usually works best with two people.
16:55Where's your dad?
16:56He only came here to buy stuff.
16:58I wanted something different.
17:00I see.
17:01A treasure money can't buy.
17:03I told you I got something for everyone.
17:06And I've got just what you're looking for.
17:09Ooh!
17:11Oh, no, Dad.
17:13I don't need anything.
17:14I'm a mysterious adventurer.
17:16It's unclear what value you add to my life.
17:21What do you want?
17:22Hey, big fella.
17:24Some son you got.
17:25Hard to shop for, eh?
17:27I know.
17:28I can't figure out what he wants.
17:30And I can't get him to want what I think he needs.
17:32Well, lucky for you, I have a knack for this stuff.
17:35What if I told you I got something your son needs?
17:39Something you want him to have.
17:41All right, be surprised if such a thing even exists.
17:44You'll be surprised, all right.
17:47Very surprised.
17:48Ooh!
17:50Surprised.
17:51Strange man.
17:55Come on.
17:58Where are we?
18:00Right where you need to be.
18:02Dad?
18:03Jack?
18:04What are you doing here?
18:06Mike A told me to...
18:07Mike A told me to...
18:08Didn't I teach you to not follow strangers into mysterious vaults?
18:11Uh, no.
18:13And didn't you just do the same thing?
18:14Fair enough.
18:15All right, Mike A, what's this super secret...
18:18Surprise!
18:20Well, he's right.
18:21I am surprised.
18:23What is happening?
18:26The walls!
18:27They're closing in on us!
18:28This is why people shop online!
18:31Come on, Will, your child is about to be crushed!
18:35Summon super inner dad strength!
18:39Dad?
18:40Do something for once!
18:43Come on!
18:44Provide!
18:46Dad?
18:47Don't worry, Jack.
18:48I'm gonna find a way out of here.
18:51Dad!
18:53There's a vent!
18:56A vent!
18:57Yes!
18:57Don't worry, Jack.
18:58I'll get us up there somehow.
19:00Dad!
19:00Just stop!
19:01I need you to actually listen to me!
19:03You need me?
19:04Of course I need you!
19:06You're my dad!
19:07But right now, we need to get out of here!
19:10Quick!
19:10Leg arms with me!
19:11Now climb!
19:12Go!
19:12Go!
19:14It's working!
19:15How'd you know how to do this?
19:16Had to scale a cliff like this in Chile once.
19:19Probably why I don't carry that much stuff.
19:21Cool.
19:23Dad strength!
19:27You're always so calm in stressful situations.
19:30You certainly didn't get that from me.
19:33Yeah.
19:33Pretty cool how you ripped that vent cover off, though.
19:36It felt cool.
19:39Whoa!
19:40Super realistic fake skeleton!
19:42Yeah.
19:43Fake.
19:45Hey, Jack.
19:46Sorry I was pushing a bet on you.
19:47I just want you to feel at home with us.
19:49You know what does make me feel at home?
19:52Spending time with you.
19:54Whoa!
19:57Wait, Jack!
19:58Dad!
19:59Come on!
19:59We can get through down here!
20:00Whoa!
20:01Whoa!
20:04I late, remember?
20:06All right, wise guy.
20:08Time to get us out of here.
20:10Dad strength!
20:12Nice going, Dad.
20:14Whoa!
20:19Ugh.
20:20I hate snakes and rats.
20:21I hate snakes and rats.
20:23Whoa!
20:24Okay, easy. We'll just turn around slowly and find another...
20:31They're rubber.
20:33I still kind of hate it, though.
20:35Me too.
20:41Grab a helmet! Find your blood hold and climb!
20:45Wow, Dad. I didn't know you could climb.
20:47It's been a couple decades. I'm in a lot of pain.
20:50Hold on, Dad!
20:55Whoa!
21:12Hey, a hammock!
21:17I think we got what you want. Let's go home.
21:20Actually, Dad, let's go with the Deluxe.
21:24Whatever you want, bud.
21:28How is this place legal?
21:30I know! That was awesome!
21:32Hey, I know a deathtrap department store isn't exactly like scaling the cliffs of Chile, but...
21:37Still a pretty great adventure with my Dad.
21:42Dad, did you need anything from Mike Ace?
21:44I got exactly what I needed, Jackaroo.
21:47Jackaroo?
21:47Yeah, I don't know. I thought I'd try it out.
21:50I like it.
21:56Ha ha ha! Mike A always gets the same...
22:00Never get the timing right!
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22:32We'll see you next time.
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