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00:12What?
00:14Ah!
00:18Hiya!
00:19I know Taekwondo!
00:21What is it?
00:26Oh, it's just Ellie.
00:27A little kid next door.
00:28She's always trying to come over.
00:30Shasha!
00:32I come with a proposal.
00:35How did you...
00:36You would make excellent members
00:37of my super secret...
00:39Taia Shasha! Raven Club.
00:41It's our duty to investigate
00:43mysterious happenings.
00:46Ellie, we're not interested in...
00:48Super secret club, huh?
00:49Whoa! These badges are so cool!
00:54Not a raven.
00:56I'm a raven!
00:58Something is rotten
01:00in our beloved Canyon Valley.
01:02And the crabby recluse
01:04across the street
01:04is behind all of it.
01:07Withers.
01:08You can't just go around
01:09accusing people of things
01:11because they're crabby.
01:12Where's the proof?
01:13Oh, you'll get your proof.
01:15Ha! This is Raven Club.
01:17We got a sleuth...
01:18To find the truth.
01:20Shasha!
01:21You two weirdos deserve each other.
01:24Like a raven,
01:26I shall return at dawn's first light.
01:28Shasha!
01:31Shasha!
01:32Faster, Mom!
01:33That was so smooth.
01:36Me and you, together we can't lose.
01:42Me and you, me and you.
01:47All right, Ravens. Listen up.
01:49Not a raven.
01:51Our first case?
01:52The mysterious Withers' house of horrors.
01:56Objects mysteriously go missing
01:58near Withers' house.
01:59Toxic chemicals leak out
02:00from under the fence.
02:02Dismembered body parts
02:03are seen in the garbage can.
02:05Coincidence?
02:06Yes.
02:07I think not.
02:08Okay, drone cam is a go.
02:10Fire up this bad boy
02:11and let's do some sleuthing.
02:16I wonder what we're gonna find.
02:18We're gonna find the truth,
02:19which is that Withers
02:20is just an eccentric old grouch.
02:27Here we go.
02:29A piano.
02:30Totally normal.
02:33What is that?
02:37There! Evidence!
02:39Don't you see?
02:40Withers is an evil scientist
02:42creating horrific abominations.
02:44We don't know that.
02:46Could've been anything.
02:47A rabbit head on a human body?
02:49Well, nothing we can do about it
02:51now that drone is toast.
02:53Yeah, there's no way
02:53I'm leaving my camera in there.
02:55Fly, bravest raven!
02:57If I'm not back in an hour,
02:58send the paramedics!
03:00Sha-sha-sha!
03:02Sha-sha-sha!
03:04Oh, my gosh.
03:10That's an hour.
03:12We must go after him.
03:13A raven is never left behind.
03:15For all we know,
03:16Withers is transfusing Jack's blood
03:18with frog people.
03:20Fine.
03:21We'll go get Jack.
03:22To Withers' lair!
03:24Sha-sha!
03:25And I'll prove to you
03:27that you're just making unfair judgments
03:28about people.
03:29Raven Club!
03:30Sha-sha!
03:31Weirdo.
03:38Ellie!
03:46Get a hold of yourself, Lil.
03:47It's just shrubbery.
03:49Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
03:51Here's our way in,
03:52my fellow raven!
03:53Not a raven!
03:56Cuckoo!
03:57Cuckoo!
03:59Cuckoo!
04:00Ugh!
04:00Okay.
04:01We get Jack, then get out.
04:03We're not here to prove
04:04your wild conspiracy about Withers,
04:05because it's not a thing.
04:14Okay.
04:15Withers lives in his house
04:16straight out of my nightmares.
04:17But still doesn't mean
04:18she's up to anything illegal.
04:20Wait.
04:20Do you hear that?
04:21The piano!
04:22There's a piano
04:23and a drum chop!
04:24We must venture forth
04:26to the music room.
04:29How are we going to find the music room
04:31in this crazy maze?
04:32My brain tendrils.
04:33They feel the melodic vibrations.
04:35Come with me if you want
04:37to save your brother.
04:38Half-brother.
04:47Hey, any update with those tendrils?
04:50I'm not looking to spend
04:51any more time here than I have to.
04:55I know Taekwondo!
04:57Look!
04:57It's the rabbit man
04:58from the drone shot.
05:02There's the piano!
05:03And Jack's camera!
05:05But where's Jack?
05:07Check the footage!
05:09Okay, there's his feed.
05:11Okay.
05:13Whoa!
05:17There's gotta be a reasonable
05:18explanation for this.
05:19There is.
05:21Withers is an evil scientist.
05:23And this...
05:29Okay.
05:30Self-closing doors are admittedly
05:32a little unnerving
05:33when you can't get out.
05:35Uh...
05:36Hey!
05:37Quiet down!
05:38Stop drawing attention to us!
05:39This is the song she was playing.
05:41There's gotta be some reason.
05:44Cut it out!
05:49Oh my gosh!
05:50You were right!
05:51Course I was!
05:53This still doesn't prove
05:54that Withers is some kind of
05:55Dr. Frankenstein!
05:56Ugh!
06:03Withers is experimenting!
06:05So...
06:06Withers is a person of science
06:08with a thirst for knowledge
06:10of the natural world.
06:11Nothing immoral about that!
06:13Then explain this!
06:17I, uh...
06:18Ellie!
06:21Hide!
06:34Hide!
06:37Oh!
06:39Oh!
06:42Oh!
06:42Oh!
06:43Oh!
06:44Oh!
06:46Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:48Oh!
06:48Ah!
06:50Ah!
06:52Ah!
06:52Ah!
06:56Oh!
07:01Jack!
07:02There he is!
07:04Ah!
07:05Jump!
07:06Ah!
07:10Ah!
07:12Oh!
07:12Oh!
07:20That was a close one.
07:21What took you so long in there, Jack?
07:24Jack?
07:39A dummy?
07:40Oh my gosh, you were right.
07:41Withers is up to something unnatural.
07:44Jack really is in danger.
07:45What do we do now?
07:46Are you ready to forget everything
07:49you thought you knew to be true?
07:55I can't believe I'm saying this.
07:58Let's save Jack.
08:00Then we must return to the mansion.
08:05Come on, Lil. You can do this.
08:07Be a weirdo.
08:08If you were an evil Dr. Frankenstein,
08:12where would you be keeping Jack?
08:14We haven't been in the basement.
08:15Excellent, young pupil.
08:17And where would your secret entrance to the basement be?
08:25The grandfather clock, stuck on one second till midnight.
08:29Seems too easy.
08:31Might be a coincidence.
08:32Seriously?
08:35But what do you know, I was right.
08:38Welcome to the club.
08:40Withers is on the other side of this clock.
08:42We'll have to attack.
08:44Taekwondo?
08:44No.
08:45This time, we fight like ravens.
08:48Street rules.
08:58We're too late.
09:00My innocent half-brother.
09:02Taken before he could even make his stupid documentaries.
09:05Be at peace, bravest raven.
09:07We're too late.
09:09We're too late.
09:11We're too late.
09:12We're too late.
09:13We're too late.
09:13Remind me never to take you to a gallery space.
09:15Jack, we're alive!
09:17Yeah, I'm modeling for an art installation.
09:20Withers is an artiste.
09:21I'm as obvious as soon.
09:24Oh, sorry.
09:25I'm always forgetting I'm wearing this thing.
09:28That's Sculptor, to be precise.
09:35Okay, art, but what's with the gas mask and the vats of chemicals?
09:40And what about the knife in the creepy Labyrinthian house?
09:43The mask helps with the dust.
09:46Safety first, don't you know?
09:47And this isn't a knife.
09:49It's a can opener for my apple supply of plaster of Paris.
09:53And this house, my pièce de résistance,
09:56a living monument to my artistic vision.
10:01Oh.
10:02Maybe we were wrong about you.
10:04You're not an evil scientist.
10:06Or a mean, grouchy old lady.
10:08All right, that's enough gum flapping.
10:10Now get off my property, you trespassing little parasites!
10:14Okay, maybe just a little wrong.
10:17Small boy, a modest thank you for being my perfect little model.
10:22Wow, that's beautiful.
10:26I know everything did have a logical explanation,
10:29but I couldn't have found Jack
10:31without your, uh, eccentric world view, Ellie.
10:37Yes!
10:41Just a trio of weirdos.
10:44Sha-sha!
10:45Three ravens!
11:03You criminals, yelled the captain.
11:05The bank was cleaned out.
11:07Only thing left was a banana peel on the ground.
11:11We were dealing with a crime genius.
11:14Whoa.
11:15What are you two doing?
11:16Oh, we're just listening to a podcast.
11:18It's called Master Criminals.
11:20This season's about the banana peel thief,
11:22a famous criminal who always left a banana peel behind at the scene.
11:25Never caught to this day.
11:27Cool story.
11:28I wonder if we've got what it takes to be master criminals.
11:31I mean, I've been to jail.
11:32No biggie.
11:33That's so hardcore.
11:34I'm always breaking the rules, too.
11:36It'd be so cool to be master criminals.
11:39I practically already am.
11:40Being criminal is not cool.
11:42Running away every day, always afraid of police.
11:47Oh!
11:48How do you know how many?
11:51Oh, trust me.
11:53I know.
11:58Banana peel thief!
12:06Let me see.
12:07Oh, hey, geez.
12:08Oh, it's Chuck.
12:09Whoa.
12:10What is he doing?
12:12Is that a bag?
12:14Gah!
12:15Looks heavy.
12:16You thinking what I'm thinking?
12:19No.
12:20What are you thinking?
12:21Lil, Chuck is obviously up to something shady.
12:24If we help him, they'll totally make an episode
12:26about us, we're master criminals.
12:28Jack, that's genius!
12:29Hey, Chuck, you need help with that?
12:31Huh?
12:32Sure, just, uh, get over here, quick.
12:35Hurry up.
12:41Hey, thanks again, kids, but, uh,
12:43let's just keep this our little secret.
12:45All right, I gotta run and take care of this, so, uh...
12:47Hold on, Chuck.
12:48We can still help, especially if it's dangerous.
12:51Or illegal.
12:53Seems like this ain't your first rodeo.
12:55All right, get in.
13:02Oh, man.
13:03What does take care of it mean?
13:04I don't know.
13:05But from here on out, we're all in.
13:09We're the Duffel Bag Delinquents.
13:12Oh, dude, that's such a good name.
13:14You in?
13:25Be and you, be and you.
13:33The day was like any other in the mundane town of Canyon Valley.
13:38What are you doing?
13:39Recording some material for our episode of Master Criminals.
13:42Oh, dude, that's such a good idea.
13:44Lil was wearing her typical basic beanie and ugly sweater.
13:48Oh, dude, did you fart?
13:50Wait, did I?
13:53I think it's the bag.
13:54It smells like something rotting.
13:56Oh, man.
13:57What if it's like stolen cheeses?
13:59Oh, or like bootleg manure.
14:02Yeah, yeah.
14:03Or like a dead body.
14:06You don't think Chuck...
14:07Chuck?
14:08No way.
14:09Oh, come on, move it, man.
14:11I don't got time to kill.
14:12Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:14Ew, ew, ew.
14:17Pit stop numero uno.
14:23Yeah, Jack, hand me that tape.
14:27Why are we buying all this stuff, Chuck?
14:30Because that's the only way to really clean things up.
14:35Oh, I know it.
14:37So, just to clarify, by everything, you mean...
14:41Hey, what was that?
14:43Uh, what?
14:44That, behind you.
14:46I, uh, I...
14:48Over there!
14:49Yeah, there's a sale on shovels.
14:51Oh, man, those are all, look at that.
14:54Whew, that was way too close.
14:56Hey, we can't back out, remember?
14:58All in, right?
15:00Right.
15:03They approached a very dark and secluded alley.
15:06One where no one would probably enter, except for us.
15:10Pit stop dose.
15:12Gotta meet my connect, Dirk.
15:14I call him the cleaner.
15:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:20Ah, speak of the devil.
15:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:29Dirk, I want you to meet Jack and Lil.
15:31They're my newest partners in crime.
15:34Can you trust him with a job this messy?
15:36Yes.
15:37Uh, Mr. Dirk, sir?
15:39Super trustworthy.
15:40Jack's been in jail.
15:41Huh, you know, I used to help Chuck on his dirty errands, just like you.
15:48Oh, it's like I'm looking at my younger self.
15:50How flattering.
15:53All right, Chuck, I got what you need.
15:55Go there.
15:57They'll know what to do with the bag.
15:59Always do.
16:00There were other bags?
16:02Peace.
16:03Bye, Jack.
16:09Whoa, I was not expecting our next stop to be in the fancy part of town.
16:14As my mama always says, the rich know how to take care of their dirty laundry.
16:24Uh, almost forgot.
16:26Uh, get out and take the bag.
16:28Back in five minutes.
16:35As seconds turned to minutes, and minutes turned to hours, the delinquents were faced with the cold, hard truth.
16:41He ditched us, set us up, left us holding the bag.
16:45Of course. All criminals double-cross each other. The banana peel thief did it to their crew.
16:49Oh, no, oh, no. Now Chuck's crime is going to be pinned on us.
16:53Do you think anyone's onto us?
17:05Jack, we can't just run around with this bag forever.
17:08You're right. We have no other options. Let's dispose of the evidence.
17:15What were we thinking, Lily? We're way out of our league.
17:18I know, but as long as we got each other's backs, we'll be fine.
17:21Right. Because neither of us would ever double-cross each other.
17:27Especially since we know what we're capable of.
17:30And it would be so easy.
17:33There's already a hole.
17:40Hey, what are you kids doing?
17:42Scan!
17:43Oh, wait. Why are you running off?
17:45I just wanted to see if I could...
17:47Oh, what is this?
17:50Oh, what is that smell?
17:52What are we going to do now? I can't go back to jail.
17:54They're not taking me that easy. Come on!
17:56I know who can help us.
18:04Okay, she said meet here and call like a crow?
18:07Oh, we got to do the thing.
18:09Yeah, that was a one-time thing. Not happening.
18:12Lily, do the thing.
18:14Fine.
18:15Shasha!
18:18Welcome back, Ravens.
18:20Here, put these on.
18:22Fake mustaches? Hand-drawn passports?
18:25What is all this?
18:26Don't you get it? You're criminals.
18:28You need to head for the border.
18:29If you can get to the next town,
18:31then you two can't be extradited back for your crimes.
18:35What's extradited?
18:36Now, this is very important.
18:38You can never come back.
18:42I guess I'll have to adopt a new persona.
18:45Hi, I'm John Calm. I work in plastics.
18:47So be it.
18:48This is my life now.
18:50Forever on the run.
18:51They'll call me Cobra.
18:55Godspeed, Mr. Calm and Cobra.
18:57Do you and your little bird friends want to get milkshakes, sweetie?
19:00Mom!
19:02Okay, you gotta go on my rides here.
19:07There's one thing we gotta do first.
19:09Yeah.
19:14Sorry, Mom and Dad.
19:16We never thought it would come to this.
19:18Goodbye.
19:30Well, I need to tell you something.
19:32I've never been in jail.
19:33It was the jail museum, and I didn't even go inside.
19:36I was never cut out for a life of crime.
19:38It's okay.
19:39Whenever I break a rule,
19:40I can't look at myself in a mirror for weeks.
19:43I'm no criminal.
19:44How many was right?
19:45A life of crime isn't worth it.
19:46All to be on a stupid episode of a podcast?
19:50We're fools.
19:51Look.
19:53We're almost there.
19:58It's the heat!
19:59We were sloppy with the bag.
20:00Come on, we can lose them.
20:06Oh, well, are you okay?
20:12Ow.
20:13I think I sprained my ankle.
20:16Chuck?
20:17Oh, no.
20:18We gotta go!
20:19Just leave me.
20:19You can still make it.
20:21Go!
20:21Snap out of it.
20:22Duffel bag delinquents, remember?
20:23All in.
20:25All in.
20:26I thought you two wanted to help me.
20:28Come on!
20:30Ow, ow, ow.
20:32I can't climb.
20:33You can't just leave me with a job this messy.
20:36Let me show you.
20:39Feast your eyes.
20:41I'll miss!
20:42No!
20:46It's...
20:48Not a dead body?
20:49Dead body?
20:50What?
20:51You mean you're not a criminal?
20:53Criminal?
20:54Dang, is that what y'all think of me?
20:56I think y'all are confused.
20:58See, what happened was, so my mom's coming home from Boca, right?
21:02And while she was gone, I made a pretty big mess and let my laundry pile up.
21:06I had to get cleaning supplies and deal with it all before she found out.
21:09But why'd you ditch us?
21:12Well, I ran off to get you Canyon Dale's famous fancy corn dogs so I could thank you
21:16for helping me take the bag to the laundromat that Dirk told us about.
21:19And when I came back, you were gone.
21:21Well, luckily, I was able to find my bag in a hole at the park.
21:25Were you two trying to bury my dirty laundry?
21:28Uh, we...
21:30Because that's such a smart idea!
21:32I should have thought of that.
21:33Thanks for the initiative, you guys.
21:35Uh, glad we can help.
21:37I don't remember puking in it, though.
21:39Yeah, that's weird.
21:41Sorry for thinking you were a criminal, Chuck.
21:43Nah, happens all the time.
21:45Uh, y'all need a ride back home?
21:48Pit stop dose.
21:50Gotta meet my connect, Dirk.
21:52I call him the cleaner.
21:54Wow, I sound like a total goon in this.
21:57Duffel bag delinquents.
22:01Here's Dirk!
22:14Me and you, me and you, me and you.
22:24Me and you, together we can't lose, me and you, me and you.
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