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00:00Goosebumps.
00:30Riley O'Connor.
00:34Riley.
00:37Brian's first.
00:39You're next.
00:50That peach cobbler looked awful good.
00:52We'll get dessert next time, I promise.
00:54If it wasn't a first time home alone, it wouldn't be a problem.
00:57It'll just make me feel better if we don't stay out too late.
01:00Too late? Honey, they've only been alone for an hour and a half.
01:03I mean, what could go wrong in an hour and a half?
01:34The seat is still standing, and nothing to worry about.
01:46Why are all the lights off?
01:47I don't know.
02:01You're next.
02:12You're home early.
02:20You should be congratulating me on my creativity.
02:23Most brothers would've just jumped out of the closet and yelled boo.
02:27Come on, Mom.
02:28You're not really gonna send me away, are you?
02:30A little time away from home will do you good.
02:32Are you serious?
02:34Did you read the brochure?
02:35The perfect school.
02:37Why settle for anything less than perfect?
02:39Are they kidding?
02:41Come on.
02:42I said I'm sorry a billion times.
02:45No one in this family can take a joke.
02:47What you did went well beyond a joke, Brian.
02:50And it wasn't the first time.
02:51You scared poor Riley to death.
02:53Of course I did.
02:54That's what older brothers do.
02:56Somebody's gotta teach him not to be such a sucker all of his life.
03:04In case I didn't make myself clear before, again, I'm just really sorry.
03:12Good luck, son.
03:15Goodbye, sweetie.
03:17I hope you learned something from this experience.
03:21The only thing I'm gonna learn is how to waste most of my summer vacation.
03:50Welcome to the party.
03:52I'm CJ.
03:53Brian.
03:54What you in for?
03:55Being stupid enough to get caught too many times?
03:58At what?
03:59Whatever.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Me too.
04:05What's his story?
04:07Looks like he belongs in a church and not on his way to Camp Perfecto.
04:11Name's Joe.
04:12That's all he told me.
04:15They can't believe they're doing this to me.
04:28Ava
04:44Ava
04:45Doesn't indeed have to make any sense.
04:45No one here.
04:45Closedly
04:46When you durteens
04:46Memise
04:46Aw Tracy
04:48You're getting anywhere.
04:48Ava
04:58You three.
05:04Stand where you are.
05:10This guy looks like a load of laughs.
05:12No talking.
05:13No one move until I return.
05:22Look at that kid.
05:24As promised, you're a perfect boy.
05:26Hello, Mother.
05:29Hello, Father.
05:30He looks perfect.
05:35What do you think he was like when he got here?
05:58I said relinquish all personal items.
06:15Hey, you missed a spot.
06:23What is going on here?
06:24All I said was that he missed a spot.
06:26Yeah?
06:27And I'm going to clean it up with your face.
06:28Stop this at once.
06:30You've been warned before, Mr. Brown.
06:32Your program will be accelerated.
06:34But he started it.
06:35I'm finishing it.
06:37Take him away.
06:38No!
06:47Gentlemen, your lives as you know them are about to change for the better.
06:51Your days of disobedience and troublemaking have come to an end.
06:55From this moment forward, you will do what you are told, when you are told.
06:59Do not speak unless spoken to.
07:00Do not move unless directed to.
07:03You may not like it, but this is the way we do things here.
07:08Gentlemen, welcome to the perfect school.
07:17Thanks.
07:22Excuse me.
07:24Bye-bye.
07:24Bye-bye.
07:26Good.
07:38Bye-bye.
07:49Oh, my God.
08:10Could the beds in this place be any harder to sleep on?
08:13Not so bad.
08:14The taste of food is good.
08:16You're talking about this food, right?
08:18So what do you think happened to Mr. Tough Guy?
08:20Who?
08:21From yesterday.
08:22The dude with the mop and the attitude problem.
08:25He's not with the rest of them.
08:30I got a bad feeling about this place.
08:33You gonna eat this?
08:42What?
08:57What do you think they're gonna teach us?
08:59Table manners?
09:00They said we're gonna take some sort of aptitude test.
09:02You know, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
09:06And that kind of stuff.
09:19You will complete the workbooks I am handing out.
09:23All questions must be fully answered.
09:26Begin the moment you receive them.
09:29And no talking.
09:35There must be a million pages here.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Check out the questions.
09:40What's your favorite food?
09:42What do you call your parents?
09:44What's your first memory?
09:45What kind of test is this?
09:50What's your name, son?
09:51Check it out.
09:53Looks like Joe found a new friend.
09:56That's good.
09:57Thanks.
10:00You still think it's not so bad?
10:03Could be worse.
10:04Yeah?
10:05How?
10:06They could take away our toothbrushes.
10:10Hello, Brian.
10:13Hey.
10:14I just want to apologize for the misunderstanding yesterday.
10:18Please forgive me.
10:19I was quite rude.
10:21Yeah, well, forget about it.
10:23They accelerated my program.
10:24I'm going home today.
10:26Good for you.
10:27Well, it was nice meeting the both of you.
10:31Good luck.
10:36What happened to him?
10:37I don't know.
10:38I'm not letting it happen to me.
10:41Where are you going?
10:44Home.
10:46Brian?
10:48Brian, wait.
10:49You're going to get caught.
10:49You're going to get caught.
10:50You're going to get caught.
10:54You're going to get caught.
10:55You're going to get caught.
11:00You're going to get caught.
11:01You're going to get caught.
11:03You're going to get caught.
11:05You're going to get caught.
11:05You're going to get caught.
11:07You're going to get caught.
11:07You're going to get caught.
11:09You're going to get caught.
11:09You're going to get caught.
11:10You're going to get caught.
11:11You're going to get caught.
11:11You're going to get caught.
11:12You're going to get caught.
11:15You're going to get caught.
11:17You're going to get caught.
11:22Who is this?
11:23We don't know, sir.
11:24Finally.
11:26Now.
11:44I'll take the back.
11:45Great.
11:54I want a full lockdown of the facility and a door-to-door headcount.
11:58Anyone caught outside the room will be severely punished.
12:00Whoever it is may already be gone, sir.
12:05No one's escaped from the perfect school, and no one ever will.
12:17All right.
12:18All right.
12:21All right.
12:52This is your headmaster, open up.
13:00Come, next.
13:06Open the door, this is your headmaster.
13:26The door is all clear.
13:42They're coming for.
13:44Next.
13:44Next.
13:45Only one left, sir.
13:47Who is it?
13:48Brian O'Connor.
13:57This is your headmaster, Mr. O'Connor.
14:00Open the door.
14:04I said open the door, Mr. O'Connor.
14:09I said open the door, Mr. O'Connor.
14:33Give them to me.
14:47I might have known.
14:51Known what, sir?
14:54Sorry I took so long.
14:56I thought it would be rude for me to answer the door in my pajamas.
15:01Accounted for.
15:03Good night, Mr. O'Connor.
15:22I see your escape was a great success.
15:24I'd like to see you try it.
15:25There's an electric fence all around this place.
15:29Guards.
15:30Searchlights.
15:31This isn't a school.
15:32It's a prison.
15:34Haven't you read the brochures?
15:36Satisfaction guaranteed or your parents' money back?
15:40You think they're going to let you just walk out of here?
15:42No.
15:43An escape is going to have to be planned.
15:46Carefully thought out.
15:48Hey, Waldo.
15:49The guardians want you to clean the toilets.
15:54That was you last night, wasn't it?
15:56You were the one who tried to escape.
15:59It's cool.
16:00I'm not going to snitch on you.
16:03Besides, maybe somebody already beat me to it.
16:05So the washrooms are clean.
16:07Yeah, okay.
16:08Joe?
16:09I'm not saying yes.
16:10I'm not saying no.
16:11But he did get moved to a bigger room this morning.
16:13And he had a bigger serving at breakfast too.
16:15Maybe a little stunt last night paid off for him.
16:19Your tie's crooked.
16:21That's better.
16:22Thanks.
16:52You scared the heck out of me.
16:53I scared you.
16:55What are you doing here?
16:56I couldn't sleep.
16:57I thought maybe we could hang out.
16:58No, no, no.
16:59No, I'm staying in my room.
17:00And you better get back to yours if you don't want to get caught.
17:02Why do you say that?
17:05Is your little guardian buddy roaming the halls tonight?
17:08Good night, Brian.
17:11You better hope I don't get caught, Joe.
17:13Because if I do, I might think you had something to do with it.
17:17Good night.
17:20I am coming in park.
17:39Good night.
17:41Leave your hotel parties straight together.
17:42Good night so I could visit a computer.
17:45Okay, just now it's a good night.
17:46All right.
17:46What are you doing?
17:48Board RD is all clear.
18:31Tissue samples.
18:32Tissue samples.
18:38Where?
18:39Hello?
18:40Mom! Mom, it's me.
18:42You gotta get me out of here.
18:44Brian, why are you calling so late?
18:46What's wrong?
18:46There's a lot of really freaky stuff going on here.
18:49I wanna come home.
18:50You have to come and get me.
18:51Brian, is this another prank?
18:53You're only making it harder on yourself.
18:55Mom, there's something wrong here.
18:57There are these voices.
19:01Hello, Mrs. O'Connor.
19:02This is the Headmaster.
19:04I just wanna reassure you that we're doing everything possible
19:06to change Brian.
19:08He's a bit of a tough case, but we guarantee
19:09he'll be just perfect when you come to pick him up.
19:13Thank you, Mrs. O'Connor.
19:15Bye-bye.
19:20Your program will be accelerated starting tonight.
19:23Get him out of here.
19:25I know.
19:37I know.
19:44I know.
19:58I don't know.
20:26I don't know.
20:45You should be congratulating me on my creativity.
20:48Most brothers would have just jumped out of the closet and yelled, boo.
20:52You scared poor Riley to death.
20:54Come on, Mom.
20:55You're not really going to send me away, are you?
20:58Did you read the brochure?
21:00The perfect school.
21:01Why settle for anything less than perfect?
21:05Good luck, son.
21:08Goodbye, sweetie.
21:09I hope you learned something from this experience.
21:13Gentlemen, your days of disobedience and troublemaking have come to an end.
21:17From this moment forward, you will do what you are told, when you are told.
21:21Do not speak unless spoken to.
21:23Do not move unless directed.
21:26Welcome to the perfect school.
21:36No one's escaped from the perfect school.
21:39And no one ever will.
21:42This is your headmaster, Mr. O'Connor.
21:44Open the door.
21:52That was you last night, wasn't it?
21:54You were the one who tried to escape.
22:01Mom.
22:02It's me.
22:02You gotta get me out of here.
22:03There's a lot of really freaky stuff going on here.
22:09Hello, Mrs. O'Connor.
22:10This is the headmaster.
22:11I just want to reassure you that we're doing everything possible to change, Brian.
22:37You're coming.
22:38You're coming.
22:39Cause the headmaster.
22:44Oh, for yourself.
22:45Oh, my God.
22:50I'm coming.
22:52I'm coming.
22:52Oh, God.
23:0764 inches
23:094 inches
23:13chin 3 inches
23:24chest 37 inches
23:31arm length of 20 inches
23:34Brian are you awake?
23:36Brian are you awake?
23:37Brian are you awake?
23:42Man you totally overslept
23:44You gotta be in class in 5 minutes
24:13They measured me
24:14They weighed me
24:15They took my fingerprints
24:18Pretty weird dream man
24:19You shouldn't eat before you go to bed
24:21I don't know
24:21It didn't feel like a dream
24:27It's good
24:29Thanks
24:33How long did it take you to do this?
24:34About 3 hours
24:36I like it
24:37Great story
24:38Check out the teacher's bed
24:43Very good Joe
24:45May I go get a drink please?
24:51Guy's a total kiss up
24:52You said it
24:54No talking
25:01I bet he's a spy
25:03I was thinking the same thing
25:06That's it!
25:08That's it!
25:13That's it!
25:13That's it!
25:14That's it!
25:23That's it!
25:27That's it!
25:57What are you doing here?
25:58They sent you to spy on me?
26:00Spy on you? What are you talking about?
26:02I tripped along getting a drink, and the Guardian got mad.
26:05How stupid do you think I am?
26:07I don't know. How stupid are you?
26:08You're not fooling anyone, okay? Me and CJ figured it out.
26:12Oh, you did, huh?
26:13Look, you think I've been all warm and friendly with these guys
26:16because I'm working for them?
26:18Man, I'm a better actor than I thought.
26:20What are you talking about?
26:22Ever heard the phrase, go along to get along?
26:24Can't say that I have.
26:27Look, they think I love it here.
26:30They say I'm the most cooperative student they've ever had.
26:33And you know what?
26:34I'm the last person they'd ever expect to escape from this place.
26:38You're gonna escape?
26:39Tonight.
26:40Wanna come with me?
26:41Why? So you can rat on me?
26:43Forget it.
26:44I told you, I'm not on their side.
26:46Brian O'Connor.
26:52You I'd expect to see here.
26:55But Joe, I'm surprised at you.
26:58You've made such tremendous progress.
27:00Unlike some.
27:02But you're gonna get to see you mum.
27:12Come, Mum.
27:15You're gonna get to see you.
27:21Bob.
27:26You've been watching me.
27:26See you, Mum.
27:29I'm gonna get home.
27:29You're gonna get home.
27:30Oh, I'm gonna get home.
27:31Of course."
27:52Hey. Hello? Where are you?
28:16There's gotta be a way out of here.
28:28Unauthorized computer access in Section D.
28:30I'm on my way. Over.
28:47Nursery? Access denied? What are you guys hiding?
29:00Okay, that's what they got on me.
29:29Ninety-five percent.
29:34I'm almost done.
29:36I'm almost done.
29:39I'm almost done.
30:04I'm almost done.
30:20It's all clear.
30:26It must have been a system malfunction. Over.
30:45I'm almost done.
30:48I'm almost done.
30:51I'm almost done.
31:01I'm almost done.
31:16I'm almost done.
31:47I'm almost done.
31:47I'm almost done.
31:48Okay.
31:48Yes, sir.
31:49This way.
31:49I'm almost done.
32:14I'm almost done.
32:18I'm almost done.
32:18Do you?
32:20I gotta get out of here now.
32:22Well, if you're going, I'm going with you.
32:24Cool.
32:24I know I can count on you.
32:26Meet me in the lunchroom.
32:27We'll hide in a pile of clothes when they come to pick up the laundry in the morning.
32:31They'll take us with them.
32:32Just look in the movies.
32:33They're gonna be looking for me.
32:34I need a distraction.
32:37One distraction coming up.
32:40Hey!
32:43He did it.
32:45You!
32:45Your history!
32:47Fight!
32:48Fight!
32:48Fight!
32:49Fight!
32:50Fight!
32:50Fight!
32:50Fight!
32:52Fight!
32:52Fight!
32:54Fight!
33:05Now, as for you, Mr. O'Connor.
33:13Sir, we have a fight in Sector 8.
33:16Brian O'Connor.
33:39He's got me somewhere.
33:41Yeah, we'll find him.
34:07Section D all clear.
34:08Now in Section E.
34:10Section D all clear, now in Section E.
34:18There.
34:31bar.
34:32Of this man talking.
34:44We'll find his friend this guy who is the first man.
34:45An
34:52John.
34:54John.
35:06John.
35:15John.
35:23What is this place?
35:53John.
35:59John.
36:03John.
36:06John.
36:08John.
36:11John.
36:11John.
36:24John.
36:26John.
36:28John.
36:30John.
36:31John.
36:33John.
36:34John.
36:37John.
36:38John.
36:42John.
36:42what's wrong i know how they do it how they do what how they create the perfect kid they're
36:48cloning us the voices they're the real kids they must be locked away downstairs they send the
36:54replacements home with the parents that's impossible no no it's not they did it with
36:59sheep over in scotland these guys they just took it a step further how do you know all this i
37:04saw
37:05my clone he's in a tank in there they're growing him right now to replace me we can't wait for
37:11the
37:11laundry we gotta go now come on i think i know a way
37:19where are we going trust you
37:33you're not going anywhere what the laundry truck just left without you say hello to your new roommates
37:40you should be more careful who you trust brian you were watching me right from the start weren't you
37:46just about the spy you are look on the bright side your parents are going to get what they always
37:52wanted the perfect kid your clones almost ready
38:06don't fight it brian it's good to be perfect
38:22you're not going anywhere except back to the lockup with the rest of them
38:34anyone for more dessert oh not me i'm stuffed riley no thanks mom brian no thanks mom that was a
38:42wonderful dinner can i help you with the dishes i can't get over the change in you no thanks honey
38:48that's okay i'll get them may i please be excused you may
39:00let me know if you need any help with your homework
39:03i like them better the other way
39:16you gotta get me out of here i keep telling you the real brian shoved me in here and took
39:21my spot
39:22i'm the clone brian o'connor's clone
39:26yeah i'm a clone too come on you gotta get me out of here
39:28come on please you gotta get me out of here i'm joe roberts's clone
39:32we're all clones let us all out come on
39:46nice try
39:58i'm stuck what happened someone put glue on my chair
40:04really why would someone do that on purpose must have been an accident
40:21operation rescue don't worry guys i'll get you out of there it's the last thing i do i'll get you
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