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00:00:18I caught you watching me under the light
00:00:23Can I be alive?
00:00:28They say it's easy to leave you behind
00:00:33I don't want to try
00:00:38Come on, take that test
00:00:41Hold courage to your chest
00:00:43Don't want to wait for you
00:00:45Don't want to have to lose
00:00:48All that compromise
00:00:50Don't feel another high
00:00:52Come on now, how old is he?
00:00:5520?
00:00:57He looks about 12
00:00:59Well, he wasn't
00:01:03Do you love me?
00:01:05Oh my God
00:01:07Yes
00:01:09I had to say it first, though, didn't I?
00:01:10I said it back very quickly
00:01:12Out of politeness
00:01:22What's your fantasy?
00:01:24What's my fantasy?
00:01:25Fantasy?
00:01:26I don't know, I'm just happy to be alive
00:01:31What if I filmed it?
00:01:32No, no, that's too dangerous
00:01:34Come on, I delete it
00:01:35No, what's the...
00:01:37Do you want me to dress up as something?
00:01:40Maybe I could tie you to a chair, what about that?
00:01:43Really?
00:01:43Yep, that's the thing
00:01:45Like a kidnap, it would be like a kidnap
00:01:47And then what?
00:01:49Demand a ransom
00:01:49Call your family and demand a ransom
00:01:53You need to find some way to get over yourself
00:01:55You're going to end up alone
00:01:57I think...
00:01:59I think I love you
00:02:01Took a while
00:02:02Because if we believe that the self is an illusion
00:02:05What does that mean?
00:02:07I don't know
00:02:07That we're, you know, it's physics
00:02:09Physics?
00:02:10Okay, look
00:02:11What do those words mean?
00:02:12You put words to it
00:02:14I mean, like, I
00:02:16What is that supposed to be?
00:02:18I mean, I?
00:02:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen, listen, listen
00:02:20I don't know what the fuck you're on about
00:02:22What I feel is that we are love
00:02:25That's the thing
00:02:26There's no separation
00:02:27I'm you
00:02:28You're me
00:02:29I'm the table
00:02:30Do you love the table?
00:02:32Do you love me more than the table all the same?
00:02:35It's all...
00:02:38I don't know what I'm trying to say
00:02:39Yeah, how about you just go fuck the table?
00:02:43What's wrong with it?
00:02:48Nothing
00:02:51It's not too funny
00:02:53I don't think so
00:02:58Would have been sane if we made it black and white
00:03:05Where's he going?
00:03:11Maybe we should just, um
00:03:13Or what if...
00:03:16I don't know
00:03:17Ben, it's really good
00:03:19I shouldn't
00:03:21Just keep one of the scenes with the monk
00:03:26Ben
00:03:27It's just one
00:03:28I feel like I've made something about a couple who don't get on
00:03:31It's about a man who's so defended that he's incapable of love
00:03:34Isn't it?
00:03:36Is that again?
00:03:38Oh
00:03:38Look, what about if we just looked at the first monk's scene?
00:03:41We're picture locked
00:03:42Why do we need a monk?
00:03:43Because I don't know who I am if this isn't good
00:03:47I think it's not as good
00:03:48I just want someone to say you've done a good thing
00:03:50Now you can rest
00:03:50Just rest
00:03:53Okay
00:03:55Why don't you come and sit down for a minute?
00:03:58Come on
00:04:00Maybe you could be a farmer
00:04:01Maybe
00:04:04How does this compare to...
00:04:06Don't do that
00:04:10Look
00:04:11Some people will quite like it
00:04:12And other people won't be that into it
00:04:14Why?
00:04:14Who?
00:04:15And then
00:04:16Quite soon enough
00:04:17All of those people
00:04:18Each and every one of them will die
00:04:20Don't they?
00:04:22All they?
00:04:24We're all going to die
00:04:27We're all going to die
00:04:30We're all going to die
00:04:35That better
00:05:07Hello
00:05:07I don't know
00:05:15We're all right, aren't we?
00:05:31Everything is dominated by oneself
00:05:35What if I'm not loved?
00:05:38Then what?
00:05:41To be awakened
00:05:43To be free
00:05:45Is to see
00:05:48There is no self
00:05:51Can we sit in meditation
00:05:55Find out
00:05:58Who we really are
00:06:26Who we really are
00:06:38Out of my White House
00:06:39CJ, show these people out
00:06:50Well, what do you suggest?
00:06:59Hello
00:06:59Hi
00:07:00Yes
00:07:00Come on up, Billy
00:07:01Yeah, come on
00:07:25I'm so late
00:07:25No, no, no, you're not late
00:07:27God, you're quite far out, aren't you
00:07:29I had to get the tube
00:07:30Which was
00:07:30Well, thanks for coming to me
00:07:31It's good
00:07:32It's worth me time
00:07:34I am late, aren't I?
00:07:35Oh, God, no, I just had a bit of an emergency with the cat
00:07:38Yeah, I thought something smelled a bit odd
00:07:40Of course, really?
00:07:40No, it's fine
00:07:41It's not overwhelming
00:07:43Is it a big cat?
00:07:46Try one with a smile
00:07:48Um, just try one
00:07:50And then you've got the choice
00:07:53Can you just pull that bit of hair down?
00:07:56I don't know
00:07:56No, I don't really
00:07:57Okay
00:07:58All right, okay
00:08:01That's it
00:08:01Yeah, like this?
00:08:02No, what you just did
00:08:03Okay
00:08:05But like that expression
00:08:07Like laugh
00:08:08Laugh
00:08:08Yeah
00:08:09Yeah
00:08:10Yeah
00:08:10Sort of nose up a bit
00:08:11Okay
00:08:12In the sort of window
00:08:14Can you like
00:08:16Your nostrils look quite big
00:08:19I'm not, I'm not flaring them
00:08:22Hold that, hold that
00:08:23Other hand, other hand, other hand
00:08:25And the other one down
00:08:26On your knee
00:08:27Yeah
00:08:29Okay
00:08:30That's really good
00:08:31That's really good
00:08:33Uh, yeah
00:08:36Um
00:08:38Should we do a weather film
00:08:40Just to
00:08:40Yeah, please
00:08:41Yeah
00:08:41And then maybe that'll
00:08:43Cool
00:08:44I really just need like
00:08:45Two lines
00:08:46For the top of the press release
00:08:48Should we say
00:08:51It's about an
00:08:52I don't want to say
00:08:53An abusive relationship
00:08:54Um
00:08:55Should we say
00:08:56Difficult?
00:08:57Well, I don't know
00:08:58I think maybe we should focus more
00:08:59On the loss of self-esteem
00:09:00That comes from being
00:09:01In a
00:09:02Loss of
00:09:03Loss of self-esteem
00:09:04Self-esteem, yeah
00:09:04Loss of
00:09:05Loss of self-esteem
00:09:06Um
00:09:07Should we try and get some
00:09:08With the award in the shot
00:09:09Yes
00:09:10Yes
00:09:10What, really?
00:09:11Yeah
00:09:11With the, I didn't
00:09:13No, I mean
00:09:14I wouldn't want it to be like
00:09:14It was this thing I won
00:09:15Seven years ago
00:09:16Can't we open a window
00:09:19It's been quite a while
00:09:20Since, um
00:09:22Happy came out
00:09:23Which I loved, by the way
00:09:23As you know
00:09:24Uh
00:09:26I guess people
00:09:27Will want to know why
00:09:28Yeah
00:09:29Well, I think it just took me a while
00:09:31To come up with something
00:09:31I wasn't
00:09:32I don't know
00:09:32I think when people say
00:09:34That they like what you've done
00:09:34It's best to just stop doing it
00:09:36Or they could start hating you
00:09:37Ideally, I'd have just
00:09:38Made that film and died
00:09:42Is that not a good answer?
00:09:45Should we just say you're a perfectionist?
00:09:48Do you know what?
00:09:50I'm going to have to get this
00:09:51I'm really sorry
00:09:52It's OK
00:09:52Martha
00:09:53I'm in the cab right now
00:09:54Yeah
00:09:56Sorry, he took longer than I thought
00:09:58Uh, no
00:09:59He was yesterday
00:10:01Uh
00:10:02He lives alone
00:10:04Small
00:10:07OK
00:10:07Yeah
00:10:08All right
00:10:08Love you, bye
00:10:11Do you know Martha Franklin?
00:10:13No
00:10:14I don't really know anyone
00:10:15She's having a thing on Friday
00:10:16To launch a new chair
00:10:17So you should come
00:10:18I'll put your name down
00:10:18Oh, no, I'm OK
00:10:19I don't really like going anywhere
00:10:21I haven't been before
00:10:22Mmm
00:10:22Do you have any wine?
00:10:24I did do a little bit of wine
00:10:25I don't really drink
00:10:28What?
00:10:29Sorry
00:10:29Um
00:10:29I don't know
00:10:30Would you
00:10:31What about
00:10:31Do you want some cocaine?
00:10:32Oh, my God
00:10:33Do you have some?
00:10:33No, no, no, no
00:10:33Sorry
00:10:34I'm joking
00:10:34I've got coconut water
00:10:38It's a chair party
00:10:39It's the launch of a chair
00:10:42I don't know what
00:10:43I don't know what
00:10:43I don't know what
00:10:44I don't know what
00:10:50I'm not really sure
00:10:51If it's up here
00:10:52Oh, what are you doing?
00:10:53It's so frigid
00:10:54It's all
00:10:54Stop it
00:10:55You're not allowed to touch me
00:10:56I must touch you
00:10:57No, please do not touch me
00:11:01Oh
00:11:01Oh
00:11:02Um
00:11:04So you, uh, you go in
00:11:05I'll, uh
00:11:06No
00:11:07What?
00:11:08No
00:11:08It's a children's party
00:11:09Benjamin!
00:11:10You came
00:11:11Oh, yeah
00:11:12Of course you came
00:11:12We're the past
00:11:14We're not the past
00:11:17Hi, I'm Billy
00:11:18Stephen
00:11:18Stephen's a comedian
00:11:19Really?
00:11:21I'm not funny
00:11:22Okay, great
00:11:22So it's all quite arty
00:11:23And young, isn't it?
00:11:24We've all got such great skill
00:11:25I don't think it's going to be a problem
00:11:27Oh, my day
00:11:29Benji
00:11:30Hurry
00:11:30What a yes
00:11:33How do you two know each other?
00:11:35Oh, my God
00:11:35You did a film together
00:11:36Hey, man
00:11:37Hey, I like, I like your clothes
00:11:40Thank you
00:11:40Yeah, thank you
00:11:41You know I invented Harry, right?
00:11:43Oh, you, are you too
00:11:44What you're doing?
00:11:46Oh
00:11:47No
00:11:48Harry's not someone who likes to define things
00:11:50He'll be specific about words that mean things
00:11:52Yeah
00:11:53You know, it's just good to have someone you can call in the middle of the day
00:11:55And go, there's some table tennis tables in my local park
00:11:58And there's a sports direct nearby
00:12:00Why don't we just get some bats and balls and try to table tennis?
00:12:07Drink
00:12:08Oh, no, of course not
00:12:09What about you?
00:12:09Beer, wine?
00:12:10I'm trying to drink in a week
00:12:11Why?
00:12:12Uh, vodka coat
00:12:13There you go
00:12:14I really like that it's not something you'd want to sit on
00:12:16Oh, thank you
00:12:18There's nothing I can get you
00:12:19Um, do I have water?
00:12:21It's our couch
00:12:22Cool
00:12:24Oh, gosh
00:12:25It's like big units
00:12:27Try to be cool
00:12:28Sorry
00:12:29Is he okay?
00:12:30Yeah, it's a cop
00:12:31I'm fine
00:12:35What is it?
00:12:36What's happening?
00:12:37Oh
00:12:39Why be so shy
00:12:42Come and swim in the park
00:12:43Who's that singer, boss?
00:12:45Good point
00:12:48Isn't that safe?
00:12:48I can't do anything to make I want to be with me
00:12:50I'm very lonely
00:12:51I'll definitely say that to me
00:12:53Maybe lose the coat
00:12:54It's really good to see you
00:12:56Meet you, Henry
00:12:58Steven
00:12:58Steven, I knew that
00:13:00With a B
00:13:00The H
00:13:01Good for you
00:13:03And I don't want to go
00:13:04If you don't come
00:13:06I don't want to leave you here with him
00:13:09Don't make me go
00:13:12Don't make me go
00:13:16But too brave
00:13:30Can we still die somewhere?
00:13:45How old is he, do we think?
00:13:47I don't think we should dwell on it
00:13:48Okay
00:13:51He's very good looking
00:13:52Oh god, he's ridiculous
00:13:54He should never have left the flood
00:13:56Look, here it is again
00:13:58The thin boy on stage
00:14:01You're just like people who are well lit and weak
00:14:03Don't you?
00:14:10Maybe I should wait until the film's written
00:14:12Some sort of success again
00:14:13Well, maybe you should talk to him before
00:14:15Just in case
00:14:16That film's all I've got
00:14:17Just go and speak to him
00:14:18Won't he laugh at me?
00:14:20No
00:14:23Okay, come on
00:14:25Right, stand up
00:14:26You go, I'll hold the fort
00:14:28Fort you, Holden
00:14:29I can't be anything at all
00:14:30I'd be your toy
00:14:33I'm not the boy you think you want in your life
00:14:38I can be yours
00:14:41I can be anything at all
00:15:03Thank you
00:15:05I think he looked at me
00:15:06Sure, it was in the middle distance
00:15:08Sure, it's okay
00:15:08Shush, shush
00:15:09Um, it's just a person in the room
00:15:11What's your name?
00:15:12Noah
00:15:13You okay?
00:15:13Yeah, I'll just sound a fan of my breath
00:15:15Found it?
00:15:15Yeah
00:15:16So, this is the award-winning Benjamin Oliver
00:15:19This is the shockingly brilliant Noah
00:15:20Oh, Noah
00:15:21Like, Noah
00:15:22Hi, I'm Benjamin
00:15:23Hi, nice to meet you
00:15:24Great gig, man
00:15:26You're really good at singing
00:15:27Congratulations
00:15:27Thanks
00:15:28We're kind of a mess, man
00:15:29No, you were very clean
00:15:31Very tight
00:15:32Very solid
00:15:34And you're French, too
00:15:35That's exciting, isn't it?
00:15:36Yeah, I suppose so
00:15:37I'm a big fan of Linus
00:15:39Oh
00:15:41Noah's studying music at Guildhall
00:15:43Oh, really?
00:15:44Wow, that's the good one, isn't it?
00:15:46Have you had any drugs yet?
00:15:49You should come to a screening with me of Benjamin's film
00:15:52Oh, yes, I've made a film
00:15:53I'm a film person
00:15:54What's it about?
00:15:55My inability to love
00:15:57But I'm fine now
00:15:58And we're writing a musical about depression
00:16:01Are you hungry?
00:16:02We should eat, maybe
00:16:03Rather than standing and talking
00:16:04Better be sitting and eating, right?
00:16:05I know a vegetarian place
00:16:06Oh, I'm vegan
00:16:07Me too
00:16:08We should get married
00:16:10Or if we could just eat some vegan things
00:16:12They have veggie dumplings
00:16:13Well, we should get dumplings
00:16:14Then you like dumplings, don't you?
00:16:16Yeah, yeah
00:16:16Dumplings?
00:16:17I can't eat dumplings
00:16:17Okay, I see the band will come
00:16:19Oh, the band, now we're alive
00:16:20Yeah
00:16:21Okay, find the other front
00:16:22Yes, great news
00:16:24Dumplings
00:16:26Oh, that was horrific
00:16:29Oh, which bus?
00:16:31Put your number in that
00:16:32Oh, okay
00:16:50Dumplings!
00:16:53You did it
00:16:54I just kept saying the word dumplings
00:16:56Well, that's how you get dumplings
00:17:00Sorry, it's my laugh
00:17:01Nothing can be done
00:17:15I should probably talk to him at some point
00:17:17Look, I think we're fine
00:17:18He asked me about the asparagus
00:17:21Maybe he's just trying to make friends
00:17:22Maybe he just wants to know more about asparagus
00:17:26Okay
00:17:28I'm going to go to the toilet
00:17:29And then on the way back
00:17:30Say hello
00:17:31And then I'm going to ask him to move in with me
00:17:33Hey
00:17:34Oh, hello
00:17:36Sorry, I was getting bothered at the table
00:17:37Yeah, it must be terrible down there
00:17:39Yeah
00:17:40So, say this side to me
00:17:43Uh, Stephen and I
00:17:44We were just talking about the lights
00:17:47Oh
00:17:47Actually, I'm going to head off
00:17:49Where are you going?
00:17:50It's okay, I'm just tired
00:17:51I'll get the next one
00:17:53I look after him
00:17:54Noel's looking after me
00:17:55Make sure he does a wee-wee before bed
00:17:58What do you think is going to happen, Stephen?
00:17:59We're just eating dumplings
00:18:01Okay
00:18:02Bye
00:18:03Bye
00:18:03Bye
00:18:04Yes
00:18:06So
00:18:10Why are you not fine?
00:18:11Oh, your planters are so sweet
00:18:13Yeah, they're cool
00:18:14Yeah
00:18:15They like you
00:18:16Really?
00:18:17Yeah
00:18:18That's very good
00:18:21All right, well, I guess we better both go to our respective homes and sleep, right?
00:18:25Yeah
00:18:28And how do I see your film?
00:18:30Oh, yes, yeah, I can sort that out
00:18:32I know the people
00:18:33It's in two weeks
00:18:34Are you free?
00:18:35Hopefully you'll be free
00:18:37Should I give you my number?
00:18:39Yeah, sure
00:18:41Yeah
00:18:43Okay
00:18:43Should I say it out loud or type it in?
00:18:46No, no, I don't know
00:18:47Yeah, just
00:18:48Oh, okay
00:18:49Yeah
00:18:50All right
00:18:53I think I said it out loud
00:18:55Yeah
00:18:55Great
00:18:56Perfect
00:18:57Okay
00:18:57I was supposed to be a punk
00:19:02Oh, and a great second, by the way, it was a mess race
00:19:09Be careful
00:19:09Oh, yeah
00:19:11Sorry
00:19:12You got it to pay
00:19:12Bye
00:19:13Bye
00:19:13Hey
00:19:24Bye
00:19:27Bye
00:19:29Bye
00:19:30Hey
00:19:32Bye
00:19:34Bye
00:19:36Bye
00:19:37Bye
00:19:37Bye
00:19:43Miss Meele, ready?
00:19:48Yes, I'm...
00:19:48Yeah, I just need to figure out how to do that.
00:19:51Where do you live?
00:19:53Or do you want to come back to me?
00:19:54I'm just getting off the bus.
00:19:58Oh, do you play?
00:19:59No, no, very badly.
00:20:01I can juggle.
00:20:04Oh, you have a cat.
00:20:07Yes.
00:20:08Here, have a cat.
00:20:09Do you want something to drink?
00:20:11I don't really have anything.
00:20:11Do you want some water?
00:20:13Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:20:19What is a person?
00:20:21Oh, my God.
00:20:22Is that not hot enough?
00:20:23I haven't read that.
00:20:24I just thought it was a good question.
00:20:26Who are we?
00:20:27You know, who are we?
00:20:28Yeah.
00:20:31Do you want to see a bit of the film?
00:20:34Uh...
00:20:35Yeah.
00:20:36You can tell me if you think it's any good.
00:20:38Okay.
00:20:44It's your fantasy.
00:20:48Okay.
00:20:48All right, then.
00:20:49Right.
00:20:50So, what are you going to do to me?
00:20:52Oh, boy.
00:20:53I...
00:20:53I'm really going to upset you.
00:20:56How?
00:20:57With me.
00:21:06I'm...
00:21:08Oh, my God.
00:21:10What?
00:21:11Sorry, I...
00:21:12Come on.
00:21:13I don't know who I'm supposed to be.
00:21:15Hey, but...
00:21:16Try a different voice.
00:21:18Well, what voice should I do?
00:21:20Scottish.
00:21:25Here we are, then.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28Maybe not an old woman, but...
00:21:31Here we are.
00:21:32Stop saying here we are.
00:21:33We know where we are.
00:21:34Would it be better if I tied you up?
00:21:36No, no.
00:21:37I'm going to go and I'm going to come back.
00:21:38And yet.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:43Hello.
00:21:50So, what do you think?
00:21:51Funny?
00:21:52Sexy?
00:21:53Both, both.
00:21:55You look kind of effing.
00:21:58Really?
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:00Do you like elves?
00:22:02Maybe we should kiss.
00:22:03Is that a good idea at this stage in our lives?
00:22:06You're okay.
00:22:07I'm sorry.
00:22:07I'm going to try to have a divorce.
00:22:09Me too.
00:22:09I'm vegan.
00:22:10This is a dream.
00:22:13Do you want to talk about the divorce?
00:22:16I was 13.
00:22:17I was five.
00:22:18And, you know, it wasn't your fault.
00:22:21What do you want, boy?
00:22:23Stop talking.
00:22:25Keep talking.
00:22:27No.
00:22:28No.
00:23:18It was so good to meet you.
00:23:20Sure, sure.
00:23:22Well, maybe it's time I met your mother.
00:23:24Hmm?
00:23:25No, I'll be quicker.
00:23:26Cool.
00:23:27That was it.
00:23:28I was...
00:23:30Um...
00:23:31What do you think about, um...
00:23:34Maybe we should...
00:23:36Would you like to get some dinner sometime?
00:23:39What do you mean?
00:23:41Would you like to have dinner with me?
00:23:43Oh, my God.
00:23:44I'm sort of seeing someone at the moment.
00:23:47Oh, right.
00:23:47The actor.
00:23:48Um, yeah.
00:23:51Why would the little shit text me back?
00:23:55Sure we will.
00:23:58Cool.
00:24:01Um...
00:24:02I love you.
00:24:06You don't...
00:24:06Oh, that's a joke.
00:24:08Yeah, I got it.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:12Uh...
00:24:13Should we maybe not tell Benjamin about this?
00:24:15Just cos it's...
00:24:16Oh, yeah.
00:24:17It's probably not a good idea.
00:24:18Is it?
00:24:19Yeah, good idea.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22Um, well, I'll miss you.
00:24:24Is that another one?
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26Cool.
00:24:27Um...
00:24:28See ya.
00:24:31Yeah.
00:24:53Hey.
00:24:54Hi.
00:24:56Sorry, I was just staring at you.
00:25:00I'm Benjamin.
00:25:02Hi, Benjamin.
00:25:03I'm Noah.
00:25:07What about all that sex, huh?
00:25:14Mm.
00:25:15Mm.
00:25:23Mm.
00:25:32Mm.
00:25:35Mm.
00:25:42Mm.
00:25:55Who was that?
00:25:57I don't know.
00:26:02I like your place. It's pretty cool.
00:26:05Is it?
00:26:07Take anything you want.
00:26:08Do you want a piano? Have a piano.
00:26:13Okay, this is a good porridge.
00:26:15We're all going to have a lovely time.
00:26:17What's your type?
00:26:18Or what do you usually go for?
00:26:21I always end up with geeks like you.
00:26:23Oh, good.
00:26:27Shit.
00:26:30What happened?
00:26:31There was a manager at the party.
00:26:33He just said he doesn't want to manage us.
00:26:36Oh.
00:26:38Who is this guy?
00:26:40It's quite a big deal.
00:26:43Well, I don't know if this is helpful,
00:26:44but external validation isn't everything.
00:26:48What's important is that you know that you're great.
00:26:52Yeah, that isn't helpful.
00:26:54Okay.
00:26:54I think you'll get another manager.
00:26:56Yeah, sorry. I just don't want to go home yet.
00:27:00Well, you won't.
00:27:01You mustn't.
00:27:04Okay, listen.
00:27:05Oh, no. I want to.
00:27:07You don't have to eat the porridge.
00:27:08Let me pressure you into porridge.
00:27:10No, no.
00:27:12Uh...
00:27:13Is it...
00:27:14Is it weird if we carry on hanging out?
00:27:16If you have stuff to do...
00:27:17No, I've got nothing.
00:27:18Um...
00:27:19No, that's...
00:27:20Yeah, go on.
00:27:21What should we do with our lives?
00:27:23We could...
00:27:24We could get some mushrooms.
00:27:27Magic mushrooms?
00:27:28Magic mushrooms?
00:27:29Or just mushrooms?
00:27:30Magic mushrooms.
00:27:32Uh...
00:27:32Yeah, that sounds...
00:27:33That sounds fun.
00:27:34Let's get some of those mushrooms.
00:27:36Yeah?
00:27:37Mm-hmm.
00:27:37Cool.
00:27:38So, we eat the porridge?
00:27:39Oh, fuck the porridge.
00:27:41No, no.
00:27:42We'll eat the porridge.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:43Come here.
00:27:48Do you hear that?
00:27:50Oh, shit.
00:27:56That's like...
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:28:00The continental breakfast thing.
00:28:03Mm-hmm.
00:28:03I don't understand what that means.
00:28:06What does that mean?
00:28:09What are they trying to suggest?
00:28:12Oh, my God.
00:28:13Where's she going?
00:28:14Where's she going?
00:28:17I'm gonna have to touch her.
00:28:18Is that okay?
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:27Are you thirsty?
00:28:28Yes.
00:28:30We will get water.
00:28:31How will we do this?
00:28:35Shop.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:39Shh.
00:28:41I'll be with them.
00:28:46Remember, the most good day.
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:04What are you doing?
00:29:07I can't do that.
00:29:07It's okay.
00:29:08You want those ones?
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:11It's okay.
00:29:11You don't want those ones?
00:29:16Hey.
00:29:19That's £1.20.
00:29:20That sounds reasonable.
00:29:22£1.20.
00:29:26We are money for the water.
00:29:29Money for the water.
00:29:32Oh, my God.
00:29:33I can't go in shops.
00:29:36You're quite funny, aren't I?
00:29:38It used to be really funny.
00:29:39Then I lived with someone who didn't laugh and got a bit rusty.
00:29:42Why did you live with someone who did enough?
00:29:45I don't know.
00:29:46I thought it was better than Dan alone.
00:29:52Isn't it weird?
00:29:56Isn't it strange?
00:29:59You know, we're just strangers
00:30:03On this runaway train
00:30:05We were trying to find
00:30:09A place in the sun
00:30:13We've lived in the...
00:30:17Over here.
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:20To your left.
00:30:21To your left.
00:30:25I'd text her if you could just sit forward.
00:30:30Oh, hi!
00:30:33How are you?
00:30:34Yeah, I'm okay, thanks.
00:30:36Yeah, yeah.
00:30:36Are you excited about the film?
00:30:38Why are you being weird?
00:30:39What?
00:30:40You didn't tell Ben, did you?
00:30:42No, don't worry.
00:30:43I'm not going to...
00:30:43Because you know nothing's going to happen, right?
00:30:44I was just coming off the toilet.
00:30:46Okay, well, it was good to see you.
00:30:47Okay.
00:30:48Now you're being weird.
00:30:49Surely you can see that.
00:30:50What?
00:30:50I haven't done anything.
00:30:52Can we start again?
00:30:54I like your outfit.
00:30:56You're being really creepy.
00:30:57I'm going to go because I don't...
00:30:58Okay, he's so serious.
00:31:00God, I was just saying.
00:31:01I don't know what you want me to...
00:31:02Martha!
00:31:03Yeah, I'm in the cab now.
00:31:06Sorry.
00:31:08Sorry.
00:31:11Do your left.
00:31:11Do your left.
00:31:12Do your left.
00:31:25Do your left.
00:31:27What are you doing?
00:31:28Just have to meditate.
00:31:30Okay, come on now.
00:31:31Time to be someone who can host a screening like a big boy.
00:31:35Ben, everyone is sat.
00:31:36You need to introduce the film.
00:31:37Now, come on.
00:31:37I don't think we should have put the moxings back in.
00:31:40I bet you.
00:31:40I think they'll give it something, but they do, don't they?
00:31:44Well, it's about to be screened now, so we'll find out.
00:31:49And tonight's film is the second film from Benjamin Oliver,
00:31:53starring Benjamin Oliver himself alongside Harry Burridge.
00:31:57Here to introduce the film, please welcome Benjamin Oliver,
00:32:01Tessa Houston, and Harry Burridge.
00:32:10Hello.
00:32:11Thank you all for coming.
00:32:14So, yes, this is the first time I've shown this to anyone,
00:32:17so that's exciting, right?
00:32:22Hopefully you'll all like it, so I can continue doing this sort of thing.
00:32:27Well, maybe we should just watch it.
00:32:29We should just watch the film, and then you can all write some wonderful reviews.
00:32:33I think it's all going to be fine.
00:32:35Should we bring the lights down?
00:32:37Does somebody else want to talk?
00:32:39No, we should just bring the lights down, and we should watch it.
00:32:42Oh, and have fun, everyone.
00:32:47Good luck.
00:32:49Thank you very much.
00:32:54What is it that you want?
00:32:56To be free from problems, yes?
00:33:03But only when you want nothing will you have what you want.
00:33:09Who is it?
00:33:12Who wants?
00:33:16Who are you?
00:33:20Who?
00:33:24Who?
00:33:26Who?
00:33:26Who?
00:34:27Hey. I lost you. Are you okay?
00:34:31Yeah, I'm fine. How are they? How are they? Taking it? Are they happy?
00:34:35Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
00:34:37Listen, it was really good, really interesting.
00:34:39Oh, God. Did you hear that?
00:34:41No.
00:34:41Is the relationship over?
00:34:42What? No, okay.
00:34:44Listen, maybe it's better for me to go so you can...
00:34:47No, no, no, no. It's very important that you come back with me tonight, okay? Come on.
00:34:57Hey. Hey. Bravo. Bravo.
00:34:59Thanks.
00:35:01It was terrible.
00:35:02No, it was good. It was good. I just had a couple talk about your shot composition.
00:35:07It was funny.
00:35:07And here, um, what about the monk?
00:35:11See, I didn't... I wasn't...
00:35:13Okay, yeah. I think I'm gonna go home and try and cry.
00:35:17Um, are you gonna be okay here?
00:35:19Maybe you can go say hi to Billy?
00:35:20Uh, nah, nah. You go, I'm fine.
00:35:23Um, okay, just tell me. Was it really bad?
00:35:27It's...
00:35:28Did you just say no?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Hello, hugely talented, multi-skilled wonder man.
00:35:34Oh, boy.
00:35:35Really?
00:35:36Please.
00:35:37I mean, who has a monk?
00:35:38You're so clever.
00:35:39I'm gonna get a drink.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:41Hello, beautiful Noah.
00:35:42So your boyfriend's a bloody genius?
00:35:45Oh.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:48What's up, maestro?
00:35:51This film...
00:35:52Benjamin.
00:35:54Harry?
00:35:56It's genuinely obscene.
00:35:59Seriously, thank you.
00:36:02Everyone here thinks what you've done is profound.
00:36:04What? No. Who? Which? Who?
00:36:05I cried.
00:36:06You only watched the first half.
00:36:10And I can't wait to see what happens next.
00:36:12Sorry, Martha was having a crisis.
00:36:14Oh, yeah, Martha with the chairs.
00:36:15Is there somewhere we can sit?
00:36:17What the fuck, man? What was that?
00:36:20Sorry, that was meant to be a play for, um...
00:36:23You know, in a knee behind the knee.
00:36:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:24But you don't know me to kick me.
00:36:26This is Stephen. He's very playful.
00:36:27Can I kick you now?
00:36:29This is Noah. He's also a delight.
00:36:32Is that your real nose? Is it your real nose?
00:36:34We have to go.
00:36:36I think I'm gonna go to...
00:36:37Oh, no, no, can you just stay? I'll come with you.
00:36:39I don't want to sleep with you again, by the way.
00:36:40That was not what I was trying.
00:36:41Oh, my God. Shut up.
00:36:43Just shut up.
00:36:44What happened?
00:36:44Nothing.
00:36:45It doesn't count. Can we go?
00:36:46What do you mean it doesn't count?
00:36:48We've been in for a minute.
00:36:49Oh.
00:36:50What does that mean?
00:36:52For God's sake, it wasn't a continuous in-out.
00:36:54It's just an in and an exit.
00:36:57Well, hang on.
00:36:58Okay, bye.
00:36:59It was normal, actually. It was normal sex.
00:37:01We didn't need to know her.
00:37:02She seduced me. I was going home.
00:37:04Excuse me?
00:37:05How old are you?
00:37:06How old are you? You're a fucking psychopath.
00:37:08Okay, okay.
00:37:09What do you want from me?
00:37:10Do you want me to dance?
00:37:11Huh? You want me to dance?
00:37:12Do you want me to be sexy?
00:37:14Put a smile on your face, a little dance.
00:37:16Make it sexy.
00:37:16David, David.
00:37:17What are you doing?
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:20You okay?
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:23Just give me a minute.
00:37:24That was a very good dance.
00:37:25Thanks.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:28Okay.
00:37:46Hey, sorry it was crazy down there.
00:37:48Yeah, it was, wasn't it?
00:37:49Are you okay?
00:37:50Yeah, yeah.
00:37:51I just wanted to say goodbye.
00:37:54Goodbye?
00:37:54What do you want to say?
00:37:56What?
00:37:56Goodbye?
00:37:56Hey, that's ridiculous.
00:37:58I have things to do tomorrow, so.
00:38:01Yeah, I got things to do tomorrow.
00:38:02I got things to do.
00:38:04What?
00:38:05What is this?
00:38:06No, nothing.
00:38:07No, go on.
00:38:08It's okay.
00:38:09What is it?
00:38:10Or what is it?
00:38:11No, just like.
00:38:15Maybe I'm not ready for a relationship, you know?
00:38:18No, no, no, no.
00:38:23Right, yeah.
00:38:24Sorry.
00:38:26Oh, sorry.
00:38:30But congratulations on making the film.
00:38:32It's amazing, really.
00:38:33Is it?
00:38:34Yeah, yeah.
00:38:35Cool.
00:38:36You have to go.
00:38:37You have to get to bed.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:39Sleep.
00:38:40Okay.
00:38:45Okay.
00:38:47Bye.
00:38:48Bye.
00:38:49Bye.
00:38:50Bye.
00:39:11Which, on the one hand, is this sort of nice, interesting, lovely kind of romantic comedy about
00:39:17about him and his non-relationship with his character Atticus, played by that guy, Harry Burridge,
00:39:22who's in the new Keira Knightley film, Sibling.
00:39:24But then the other half of the movie, as implied by the title, No Self,
00:39:27is about the Buddhist idea of the self being a projection, an illusion to somehow protect you from falling in
00:39:33love.
00:39:33And the way this keeps being represented is a pretentious monk from a film about this Buddhist idea.
00:39:37He has absolutely no place being in this film at all.
00:39:40And you think, why didn't some producer just go, enough with the monk?
00:39:44Just do the thing that you did before that you can do.
00:39:47Less monk. We've had maximum monk.
00:39:50The reason I'm getting slightly exasperated is because I'm sort of disappointed.
00:39:53Because, you know, you see somebody and there's like an emergent talent that you think,
00:39:56God, they're going to do really good work, and then they don't.
00:39:57And it's like, you're not angry, you're just disappointed.
00:39:59And you're a bit like, he's let you down.
00:40:01He has let me down. He's let himself down.
00:40:03And the whole thing. He's let everybody down.
00:40:05I'm sorry, it's not funny. Actually, it's not funny.
00:40:27I'm sorry, it's not funny.
00:41:12I could just say that...
00:41:14Southeast Asian archipelago.
00:41:16You like that?
00:41:18I like that. Okay, very good.
00:41:19Is it Southeast Asian?
00:41:21Just South Asia.
00:41:25So how's it looking?
00:41:31It's all good.
00:41:33Tammy, what have you been up to?
00:41:35It's fantastic having a proper budget.
00:41:39Lucy?
00:41:40Do you get a lunch or a snack?
00:41:41Lucy, we need to start shooting or we'll lose the children.
00:41:45Sorry, sorry, I'm listening.
00:41:46No, I was just thinking,
00:41:48I'm not sure exactly what I want to do next
00:41:50and I just thought if you had anything coming up
00:41:52that needed a director or anything,
00:41:54then I'm really up for doing something
00:41:55that hasn't come directly out of my own pain.
00:41:58What is all this pain that you're in,
00:42:00I mean, are you really in pain?
00:42:02Oh, Danny.
00:42:03Oh, sorry, am I in your seat?
00:42:05Yeah, sorry. That's all right.
00:42:06No, I'm leaving anyway, so...
00:42:08Oh, no. Oh, so sorry.
00:42:10It's just pack day.
00:42:12Yes.
00:42:14Do you know, this is all looking so good.
00:42:16Congratulations.
00:42:17Oh, thanks.
00:42:17So good.
00:42:18Oh, you're the competition winner.
00:42:20No.
00:42:21No, no, I'm no one.
00:42:23Do you know what time it is?
00:42:24Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:42:25We haven't been able to speak properly.
00:42:26Oh, it's OK, sure.
00:42:27We'll catch up whenever you're done with all this.
00:42:29I'd love that.
00:42:30Great.
00:42:31Lovely to see you.
00:42:32Yes.
00:42:33OK.
00:42:34You know where you're going?
00:42:35Um, yeah.
00:42:36All right.
00:42:37OK, bye.
00:42:38All right.
00:42:38Bye-bye.
00:42:40Oh, sorry.
00:42:41I've got my bike.
00:42:42Let's turn over.
00:42:43All right.
00:43:11Oh, yeah.
00:43:12My name is Harry Burridge.
00:43:14I'm an actor.
00:43:16My favorite film from childhood.
00:43:21I would probably say The Parent Trap.
00:43:30Like, my only idea was, like, if there's, say there's, like, a part or a character or something
00:43:34that you've never got the chance to play and you'd love to play it, or, like, if there
00:43:38was a role that you've never been offered, then I could probably write that for you.
00:43:42Oh, tell Ben about your big nude scene.
00:43:45It's Harry's cinematic debut.
00:43:47Oh, apart from your film.
00:43:49But does that count?
00:43:49I mean, this is being released.
00:43:52I think it counts, but, um, so what, you're a bit naked, uh, with the penis?
00:43:57Yeah.
00:43:57How do you...
00:43:58I mean, is that OK because it's the character's penis?
00:44:00Ben, I don't know if I should say this.
00:44:03It may be, like, insulting to your craft.
00:44:05Oh, please.
00:44:06Um, this is a safe space.
00:44:08I'd really love us to write something together.
00:44:12Really?
00:44:13Yeah.
00:44:13I've been reading, like, so many standard mainstream bullshit scripts, and I love the way you
00:44:18don't chase success.
00:44:19You know?
00:44:20Yeah.
00:44:21And it would be so, like...
00:44:22It would be so fucking cool to create something with you that's, like, totally original.
00:44:26But, like, not an easy watch.
00:44:30Yeah!
00:44:32Um...
00:44:34It can be quite intense writing as a pair.
00:44:37Um, like, I've actually been writing something with Stephen.
00:44:39Who?
00:44:40Um, my friend, Stephen.
00:44:42Yeah, you...
00:44:43Oh, my God, we never talk about that again.
00:44:45You slept with an idiot dancer.
00:44:48It's not an idiot.
00:44:49It's just obvious.
00:44:50Oh, Christ, can you take this off me?
00:44:53What are you writing with Stephen?
00:44:54Uh, well, it would actually be this funny...
00:44:57John, because he's so funny.
00:44:59Uh, did you have an idea for a story?
00:45:02Well, I don't think we should limit ourselves to the idea of telling a story.
00:45:08Okay, so you'll do it.
00:45:10Well, I don't know if I should commit to anything right now.
00:45:14Who are you texting?
00:45:16Anyone.
00:45:17So annoying.
00:45:27Wanting this, wanting that.
00:45:31If you are expecting things, make no mistake, you are a puppet.
00:45:40Many people, they search their whole lives looking for a false reputation.
00:45:47But finally, there is obscurity.
00:45:54And obscurity...
00:45:57This is the best thing.
00:46:02I don't know.
00:46:03Is there a character?
00:46:06Or a setting that you've got in mind?
00:46:10I mean, I can see maroon for some reason.
00:46:13The colour?
00:46:13Yeah.
00:46:15Okay.
00:46:18Um...
00:46:18Maroon.
00:46:21But, um...
00:46:22Like, if we were to say how we imagined the film at the beginning, or...
00:46:25Can you see that?
00:46:27Well, I think it's...
00:46:30I don't think we should be too literal about it.
00:46:33No.
00:46:34No.
00:46:35Maybe we open on maroon.
00:46:36Hmm.
00:46:38And there's a feeling in the air...
00:46:41Of...
00:46:42Is this blood?
00:46:44What?
00:46:45Okay.
00:46:47And...
00:46:48Turns out to be...
00:46:54A coat.
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:57Okay, great.
00:46:58Yes, and...
00:47:00Wearing the coat is you, nearly?
00:47:04yeah okay what are you what are you doing I'm asleep I'm dreaming okay what are you dreaming
00:47:13about a swan okay okay and then sorry uh what are you trying to say I mean is there a
00:47:30particular
00:47:30kind of message or an idea could I sketch here you sketch me yeah I'm just take your top off
00:47:36why what do
00:47:38you how are my nipples good doctor what do you like to paint most of the time it's difficult to
00:47:55talk about
00:47:58but is it usually people fruit well it's everything you know I mean if you say what do I paint
00:48:06I would
00:48:06say feelings my paintings are kind of like my journal so I can look back and say that's how
00:48:12I was feeling last week oh how were you feeling last week well I'd have to go in the other
00:48:20room
00:48:24and look so it's not completely what I was trying to do oh wow wow you're very sort of attractive
00:48:32you
00:48:33are attractive seriously I find conventional beauty so boring okay then should we go back to work or
00:48:41and this is the work yes should I draw you okay cool oh wow gosh okay
00:49:06is that the penis from the phone how are my nipples yep hmm you see my bedroom yet you have
00:49:17the bedroom
00:49:35here it as well yeah
00:50:08You're right here if you want.
00:50:12Let yourself out whenever, yeah?
00:50:14Okay, yeah.
00:50:16I'll flash it out a bit.
00:50:20You okay?
00:50:21You seemed a bit distracted.
00:50:22Oh, no, no.
00:50:23I was...
00:50:25I liked it.
00:50:26We did well.
00:50:28What are we going to say to Billy about this?
00:50:30What do you mean?
00:50:32I mean...
00:50:34Will we want to do this again?
00:50:36I think it was...
00:50:38kind of an experiment, you know?
00:50:41Great.
00:50:42What were the results?
00:50:43Will you let me know?
00:50:46Okay.
00:50:47Oh.
00:50:48Okay.
00:51:09What do you think?
00:51:15I don't know.
00:52:05Hi.
00:52:07How are you?
00:52:09I'm good.
00:52:10I'm good.
00:52:11Um, is this a bit strange?
00:52:15Was it a good day for music?
00:52:16Yeah.
00:52:17Good.
00:52:18I was just wondering if you might still be in the business with being interested in me.
00:52:24I think I might have put you off by being a lunatic and I'll sort of missed you.
00:52:32I missed you too.
00:52:33Yeah.
00:52:34Have you?
00:52:35How much?
00:52:36A bit.
00:52:38Like, maybe we should just have fun rather than anything more formal.
00:52:43Like, maybe we should just be people.
00:52:45Should we just be people?
00:52:45Is that what you want?
00:52:48Yeah.
00:52:50Just...
00:52:50People.
00:52:53Okay, I think we can be people.
00:52:56Great.
00:52:58So what should we...
00:52:59Or how should we, um...
00:53:02The handshake?
00:53:15Yeah, it's just...
00:53:26Let's go.
00:53:28Thanks.
00:53:31Let's go.
00:53:40Uncle.
00:53:45Uncle?
00:53:47Uncle?
00:54:05Where's D minor?
00:54:07Just move your first finger and run the key.
00:54:09Yeah, yeah.
00:54:11Awesome?
00:54:11Mm-hmm.
00:54:12Okay.
00:54:13So then...
00:54:14That's B minor?
00:54:16Yeah.
00:54:18Okay.
00:54:18Okay, right.
00:54:19This is all making sense now.
00:54:20Okay, so play it again slowly and think of something sound.
00:54:34Good.
00:54:36Really good.
00:54:40Okay, and I'll play Vanessa Carton.
00:54:57Amazing.
00:55:10This is like what monkeys do.
00:55:13Shh.
00:55:17What?
00:55:18No talking in the back.
00:55:22Is it a French room?
00:55:24Don't speak.
00:55:25Okay.
00:55:29What are you doing?
00:55:31Shh.
00:55:35Oh God, no, please don't like us.
00:55:38I don't like it.
00:55:39It's okay.
00:56:01Hello.
00:56:07Would you like to be my boyfriend?
00:56:20What did you just do?
00:56:22I don't know.
00:56:23I don't know.
00:56:25I don't know.
00:56:26I don't know.
00:56:27I don't know.
00:56:28I don't know.
00:56:29I don't know.
00:56:30I don't know.
00:56:30Are you in show business?
00:56:31I don't know.
00:56:31Get your foot off the stage.
00:56:33Go.
00:56:34Right.
00:56:36Let's get the next one out, shall we?
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38Hey.
00:56:39Tickled, thank God.
00:56:40Right.
00:56:43Hey.
00:56:44Nice socks.
00:56:46You're not going to need those because this bloke is going to laugh them straight off your feet.
00:56:52Here we go.
00:56:53Are you ready for your next act?
00:56:55He's a great friend of mine.
00:56:57Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Stephen Arnold.
00:56:59Come on.
00:57:04Hello, audience.
00:57:05How are you?
00:57:07You like to laugh, huh?
00:57:09Yeah, well, me too.
00:57:10The other day I laughed so hard some milk came out of my nipples.
00:57:13Which is unexpected.
00:57:15What about all this sexism, right?
00:57:17I mean, how is there any sexism in the world when we all come from a woman?
00:57:21I mean, when do we begin to be sexist?
00:57:24Are we just there in the womb being like,
00:57:25Oh, this is all very good, but I think my dad would do a better job.
00:57:29What?
00:57:31Sorry, are you okay?
00:57:33Oh, right.
00:57:35Who's getting married?
00:57:37Oh, there she is.
00:57:39Wow.
00:57:39Round of applause for the beautiful bride.
00:57:43Wow.
00:57:44Congratulations.
00:57:46You know, everything ends.
00:57:50That's something you can count on.
00:57:53Any orphans in tonight?
00:57:57No.
00:57:57See, that would be tough.
00:57:58That must be really tough.
00:57:59But I do think if my parents were dead, I'd find it a lot easier to kill myself.
00:58:07No.
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:10Show of hands.
00:58:11Whose father hit them?
00:58:14No?
00:58:15Come on.
00:58:16Come on.
00:58:19No.
00:58:20Oh, man.
00:58:20Jesus.
00:58:21Fuck off, mate.
00:58:22Oh, thanks.
00:58:24Thanks.
00:58:24That's helpful.
00:58:26Right.
00:58:27No problem.
00:58:28No problem.
00:58:29No problem.
00:58:34You know what?
00:58:35Actually, I think that's me.
00:58:37Good night, everyone.
00:58:43Did someone say encore?
00:58:50Hey.
00:58:51Hey.
00:58:51Hey.
00:58:53That was great, right?
00:58:54Perfect date night.
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:56It was.
00:58:57It was very real.
00:58:58What did you think?
00:58:59Noah?
00:58:59You're the voice of youth.
00:59:01I think it was funny.
00:59:02Maybe it was just the wrong crowd.
00:59:04But it was cool to see on stage and perform.
00:59:08It was cool.
00:59:09It was cool.
00:59:10It was cool.
00:59:10It was fun to say Noah.
00:59:11He's very young.
00:59:13Well, what else would he be?
00:59:14Hey, is this going to be a film soon?
00:59:16Huh?
00:59:20OK.
00:59:20Um, yeah, I think that we need to leave.
00:59:24Yeah.
00:59:24Um, but we'll come to the next gig.
00:59:26Oh, that was my last gig.
00:59:28Do you want me to sign any autographs?
00:59:31When's the next one?
00:59:31That's it.
00:59:32I've been doing it for eight years.
00:59:34I can't write anything new.
00:59:35All that's happening is I'm just getting older.
00:59:37Don't waste your life like us.
00:59:39Is it too late to become a bear?
00:59:40Maybe that would have made Daddy love me.
00:59:41I don't know.
00:59:42This guy knows what I'm talking about.
00:59:44OK.
00:59:44I think maybe it's home time.
00:59:46But thank you for all of the laughter.
00:59:47I mean, why do we give a shit?
00:59:48We should just do a break for the sperm, right?
00:59:52It's all right, man.
00:59:55Anyway, yeah.
00:59:57Sorry.
00:59:59Goodnight, everybody.
01:00:02Drive safe.
01:00:25Hey.
01:00:27Oh, my God.
01:00:28What happened?
01:00:30Should I hold your arm?
01:00:32No, I'm OK.
01:00:33OK.
01:00:34Do you want to talk about it?
01:00:36I really can't.
01:00:37We could have a conversation.
01:00:39Stop, please.
01:00:40Why do you think this kind of thing keeps happening?
01:00:42I don't know.
01:00:43Maybe you do.
01:00:44I don't.
01:00:44Well, OK.
01:00:45I don't really want to talk about it.
01:00:47Let's go through the options.
01:00:50OK.
01:00:52OK.
01:00:53Yes.
01:00:54Yeah.
01:00:55Yeah.
01:00:56Let it all out.
01:00:57That's amazing.
01:01:04What's...
01:01:05What should I do?
01:01:06Do you want me to do something?
01:01:08Like, what should I do?
01:01:08Do you want to make a list?
01:01:17Do you want to hear my song?
01:01:19Sure.
01:01:24I can't get out of bed.
01:01:27I can't get out of this bed.
01:01:31Why do I feel this way?
01:01:35Is it because of Daddy?
01:01:43Yeah?
01:01:43Yeah.
01:01:44There you go.
01:01:46It's good.
01:01:47It's pretty good, isn't it?
01:01:49It's good.
01:01:50It just came to me on the bus.
01:02:05I can't get out of bed.
01:02:07I can't get out of bed.
01:02:11I can't get out of bed.
01:02:17I never know what to say.
01:02:19What is apparently said?
01:02:25There's nothing in this womb.
01:03:26You've played so beautifully, lovely.
01:03:29Thank you, my mum.
01:03:32And how is the band doing?
01:03:35Good, good. We have a gig tomorrow, so it's cool.
01:03:38You found a way to make any money with it?
01:03:42The band are actually, they're so, so good.
01:03:45I mean, I actually saw the band before we met, so I knew nothing about him beforehand, so
01:03:51when I actually saw them play, I was just like, oh my God, these guys are so good.
01:03:54And then we met, and yeah, you're so good.
01:03:58Like, honestly, just a really talented bunch of people.
01:04:00And you're also very creative, aren't you?
01:04:03Noah said that you write films.
01:04:05Yeah.
01:04:05Do you?
01:04:06Oh, yeah, he does.
01:04:09Yeah, um, oh my God.
01:04:12Uh, sorry.
01:04:13What is it?
01:04:14No, it's okay.
01:04:16It's just, no, it's okay.
01:04:17It's just that my ex is here, which is, that's fine.
01:04:20It's fine.
01:04:21I mean, he's fun.
01:04:22This will be fun for us.
01:04:22I can, um, or maybe I should go over and say hello before he sees me, or maybe you should,
01:04:27Paul.
01:04:28Hi.
01:04:34Hi.
01:04:35How are you?
01:04:37Uh, are they giving you glasses?
01:04:39No.
01:04:40They're lovely.
01:04:41This is Noah, and Adrian, and Claude.
01:04:44This is Paul.
01:04:45Hi, Paul.
01:04:45Hi.
01:04:47So, is this, uh, is this you meeting the parents?
01:04:51Um, a bit.
01:04:52Uh, we, we, we just saw, uh, Noah just graduated from Guildhall.
01:04:57Of course he did.
01:04:57Congratulations.
01:04:58Thanks.
01:04:59Right.
01:05:00Um, so what are you?
01:05:02How are you?
01:05:02Yeah, I'm fine.
01:05:04I heard I wrote a film about me and cast a white guy.
01:05:06Uh, the last film that I did, it was about a relationship, slightly inspired by Paul,
01:05:14but it was, it was mainly about me being an idiot.
01:05:16Um, but anyway, I think you, uh, thanks, Enrique.
01:05:21Oh, sorry, this is Enrique.
01:05:22Uh, Paul.
01:05:23Paul, Enrique.
01:05:24Enrique, Paul.
01:05:26What's, what's going on?
01:05:28Um, are you in love?
01:05:29Am I in, I'm in love?
01:05:31Is that not a good question?
01:05:32Do you want a breadstick?
01:05:33No, I'm okay.
01:05:33Have a breadstick?
01:05:34Why wouldn't you want a breadstick?
01:05:35Because you're not really offering me a breadstick, are you?
01:05:36Okay, well, Paul, it was lovely to meet you.
01:05:39So sorry, who are you?
01:05:40It's Claude.
01:05:41Should we...
01:05:41Because, I'm sorry, you write a film about me and then you fuck the guy that plays me.
01:05:44What am I supposed to do with that?
01:05:45Okay, should we go outside and have a, have a talk with you?
01:05:46I think that's a really good idea.
01:05:48You need to chill out, Claude.
01:05:51Good luck, mate.
01:05:52Hopefully it won't be two years of emotionally empty bullshit,
01:05:54followed by a shit film about how much of a cunt you are.
01:06:04He's in fashion.
01:06:12Paul.
01:06:13What was that?
01:06:15What?
01:06:16Oh, was that embarrassing?
01:06:19Why do you surround yourself with all these stupid children?
01:06:23Noah's French.
01:06:24I like him, I like him.
01:06:26Oh, because it's easy.
01:06:28It's safe.
01:06:30How long are you going to keep doing this?
01:06:32I don't know.
01:06:35You're going to end up alone.
01:06:37You're going to end up unhappy.
01:06:39I know this.
01:06:40I've written this.
01:06:41You're saying words I've actually written.
01:06:43Because you're still doing the same thing.
01:06:45You have some pride in yourself.
01:06:47Why do you think I was with you?
01:06:47It wasn't a fetish.
01:06:49Well, how much of that was about what I do?
01:06:52We were together two years.
01:06:53Your work isn't that good.
01:06:55Okay.
01:06:56I think I'm going to go back and say this.
01:06:57What are you going to do, Ben?
01:06:59You're going to adopt him.
01:07:02I just...
01:07:05I just wanted to mean something to you, that's all.
01:07:08What are you...
01:07:09You did.
01:07:10You did.
01:07:13Okay.
01:07:15Do what you want.
01:07:17It's not me who's never going to feel anything.
01:07:36I think in the future, that'll all seem quite funny.
01:08:06I think I'm going to end up hurting you.
01:08:10What do you mean?
01:08:13Maybe I hurt you.
01:08:19What happened?
01:08:21We just had a bit of a shock, yeah?
01:08:27Oh, God, please don't look so sad.
01:08:29I can't take it.
01:08:31Please.
01:08:36What can I do to make this not so awful?
01:08:38Just talk to me, you know?
01:08:41I'm sorry.
01:08:42I don't...
01:08:42I can't...
01:08:43You can't what?
01:09:04You want me to go?
01:09:09I don't know.
01:09:14I don't know.
01:09:16You don't know.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:22Okay.
01:09:43One way to be happy is to enjoy being sad.
01:09:48I don't understand sad.
01:09:50I don't understand sad.
01:10:02Now, a new contemporary piece by Anna Block called Womb.
01:10:09I don't know.
01:11:48Yeah, man.
01:11:49That was great.
01:11:50That was amazing.
01:11:52Yeah, man.
01:11:52That made me think about life and shit.
01:11:55Anna.
01:11:57Fuck.
01:11:58That was amazing.
01:11:59I mean, I...
01:12:00It was beautiful.
01:12:03You've met Ben, right?
01:12:04No, hi.
01:12:05Hi.
01:12:06Yeah, congratulations.
01:12:07That was...
01:12:07It was...
01:12:08How did you come up with it with all the paper?
01:12:11Just came together over the year.
01:12:15Year?
01:12:16No.
01:12:17Was that the last time that you were doing it or will you need more paper?
01:12:22That was it.
01:12:23Good.
01:12:25Otherwise, that's a lot of paper all the time, isn't it?
01:12:27Where do you get such big paper?
01:12:29I'm sorry.
01:12:30I'm really exhausted.
01:12:32Seriously, everything you just did, it was the truth.
01:12:38No, no, no.
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39That's...
01:12:40I know.
01:12:40Yeah.
01:12:41The truth.
01:12:41I'm laughing because it's...
01:12:43Because it's true.
01:12:45Okay.
01:12:46I'll see you later.
01:12:47Yeah.
01:12:53That was so fucking rude.
01:12:57Where are you going?
01:12:58I'm going to see if she's okay.
01:12:59Oh, she's fine.
01:13:03What are you doing?
01:13:04I think I'm going to go...
01:13:05Don't leave me here on my own.
01:13:06Just stay here until Harry gets back, okay?
01:13:09Okay.
01:13:11Do you hate me?
01:13:35I...
01:13:36I...
01:13:38It's a hedge.
01:13:40Isn't it weird?
01:13:43Isn't it strange?
01:13:47You don't know we're just strangers.
01:13:51On this runaway train, we will...
01:14:07Who are you?
01:14:12Hello?
01:14:15Who?
01:14:33Hello, Stephen's voicemail.
01:14:35Where are you, Stephen?
01:14:39I think my hair is growing.
01:14:42What are you going to say?
01:14:43Are you going to say, you only cut this cut last week,
01:14:46and now you're back again?
01:14:48And then...
01:14:48Call me back.
01:14:50My hair is growing.
01:15:12Hey.
01:15:13Go on, Stephen.
01:15:14Please, Stephen.
01:15:15Hey, Stephen.
01:15:16Hey, Stephen.
01:15:17Hey, Stephen.
01:15:18Hey, Stephen.
01:15:37Please leave a message.
01:15:38Hey.
01:15:38I call Stephen.
01:15:39Please leave a message.
01:15:45Stephen!
01:15:48Stephen!
01:15:57Stephen!
01:15:59Stephen!
01:16:01Stephen!
01:16:11Stephen!
01:16:16Oh, my God.
01:16:19What the fuck are you doing?
01:16:22Why didn't you answer your phone?
01:16:23I was in the shower.
01:16:25You can't have a bath?
01:16:26Why are you shouting at me?
01:16:28Because answer your phone if you've got depression.
01:16:32It's not funny.
01:16:34Can you just call me first?
01:16:36If you're ever thinking of doing anything,
01:16:38can you just call me and we'll discuss it?
01:16:41Are you OK?
01:16:42Careful of the glass.
01:16:44Are you OK?
01:16:46I broke your window.
01:16:47Yeah, I saw.
01:16:54What's happening to me?
01:17:01Benjamin, you're a real boy.
01:17:04I'm a real boy?
01:17:05Yeah.
01:17:11Oh, shit.
01:17:15You...
01:17:16Oh, God.
01:17:20I'm really sorry about that.
01:17:22Um...
01:17:23Oh, God.
01:17:26I have to go.
01:17:27OK.
01:17:29Yeah, yeah.
01:17:29Oh, God.
01:17:52You too, no?
01:17:55Oh, God.
01:17:58Oh, God.
01:17:58It's okay.
01:17:59Oh, God.
01:17:59Who you thought I would be
01:18:02Where did you go?
01:18:07When you were trying to be here with me
01:18:14And you know that you're safe on your own
01:18:20But you lost
01:18:23Why were you lost with me too?
01:18:32Are you longing to be scared forever?
01:18:37Are you planning to meet somebody new?
01:18:42If you're feeling something, say how you feel
01:18:46You know it's safe to let someone hold you
01:18:53Let somebody make you cry
01:18:57Let somebody ache for you
01:19:02Let somebody ache for you
01:19:10Are you longing to be scared forever?
01:19:16Are you planning to meet somebody new?
01:19:20If you're feeling something, say how you feel
01:19:25You know it's safe to let someone love you
01:20:15Thank you
01:20:29Hi
01:20:30I'm going home
01:20:31Home?
01:20:32Home home?
01:20:34When?
01:20:35Tomorrow
01:20:37Tomorrow?
01:20:39You can't go tomorrow
01:20:41Why?
01:20:42Why wouldn't I?
01:20:44Do you want to move in with me?
01:20:47What?
01:20:47I know
01:20:48I know
01:20:48I'm sorry
01:20:48I was scared
01:20:49I wasn't capable of love
01:20:50Which I think was actually just covering the really scary thing
01:20:53Which is that I love you
01:21:03Just ridiculous
01:21:04Just ridiculous
01:21:07Can you stay another week?
01:21:09Maybe?
01:21:10No I can't
01:21:13Come to Paris
01:21:16Paris?
01:21:17I can't move to Paris
01:21:19Why not?
01:21:21I've got a career
01:21:24Where would I live?
01:21:25Where would I live?
01:21:25Who would I be in Paris?
01:21:27Who would I live?
01:21:50Okay
01:22:04Fill your heart with love today
01:22:08Don't play the game of time
01:22:11Things that happened in the past
01:22:14Just happened in your mind
01:22:17Only in your mind
01:22:21Forget your mind
01:22:24And you'll be free
01:22:27The writing's on the wall
01:22:30Free, yeah
01:22:33And you can know it all
01:22:37If you choose
01:22:41Lovers never lose
01:22:44Cause they are free
01:22:45Of thoughts
01:22:47Unpure
01:22:49And of thoughts
01:22:51Unkind
01:22:52Gentleness
01:22:53Clears the soul
01:22:55Love
01:22:56Cleans the mind
01:22:58Makes it
01:22:59Free
01:23:00You can do
01:23:02To be
01:23:02To be
01:23:02To be
01:23:14Can you
01:23:15To be
01:23:15If you
01:23:20Who would they
01:23:20you can do People
01:23:20do you Can
01:23:21you To
01:23:21be For
01:23:21you To
01:23:22be To
01:23:22be For
01:23:22you
01:23:41I used to cry now I
01:23:45Shut my eyes till I
01:23:48Hear you cry
01:23:50So I won't cry
01:23:53I needed to hold me
01:23:56Someone to feed me
01:23:59I need to keep you alive
01:24:05And I don't wanna go if you don't come
01:24:09I don't wanna leave you here with him
01:24:12Don't make me go
01:24:14Don't make me go
01:24:18And I don't wanna go if you don't come
01:24:21I don't wanna leave you here with him
01:24:24Don't make me go
01:24:26Don't make me go
01:24:31But you're braver than you think you are
01:24:38I can meet the monster once a week
01:24:42Just you and me and I am all you need
01:24:48All I need
01:24:54And I don't wanna go if you don't come
01:24:57I don't wanna leave you here with him
01:25:00Don't make me go
01:25:03Don't make me go
01:25:04And I won't ever go if you don't come
01:25:09I won't ever leave you here with him
01:25:12Don't make me go
01:25:15Don't make me go
01:25:16I won't ever leave you here with him
01:25:16I won't ever leave you here with him
01:25:16I won't ever leave you here with him
01:25:17I won't ever leave you here with him
01:25:19You're right
01:25:19I won't ever leave you here with him
01:25:19Don't make me go
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