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00:00:00Goosebumps.
00:00:30Riley O'Connor.
00:00:34Riley.
00:00:37Brian's first.
00:00:39You're next.
00:00:50That peach cobbler looked awful good.
00:00:52We'll get dessert next time, I promise.
00:00:54If it wasn't a first time home alone, it wouldn't be a problem.
00:00:57It'll just make me feel better if we don't stay out too late.
00:01:00Too late? Honey, they've only been alone for an hour and a half.
00:01:03I mean, what could go wrong in an hour and a half?
00:01:34The seat is still standing, and nothing to worry about.
00:01:46Why are all the lights off?
00:01:47I don't know.
00:02:01You're next.
00:02:12You're home early.
00:02:20You should be congratulating me on my creativity.
00:02:23Most brothers would've just jumped out of the closet and yelled boo.
00:02:27Come on, Mom.
00:02:28You're not really gonna send me away, are you?
00:02:30A little time away from home will do you good.
00:02:32Are you serious?
00:02:34Did you read the brochure?
00:02:35The perfect school.
00:02:37Why settle for anything less than perfect?
00:02:39Are they kidding?
00:02:41Come on.
00:02:42I said I'm sorry a billion times.
00:02:45No one in this family can take a joke.
00:02:47What you did went well beyond a joke, Brian.
00:02:50And it wasn't the first time.
00:02:51You scared poor Riley to death.
00:02:53Of course I did.
00:02:54That's what older brothers do.
00:02:56Somebody's gotta teach him not to be such a sucker all of his life.
00:03:04In case I didn't make myself clear before, again, I'm just really sorry.
00:03:12Good luck, son.
00:03:15Goodbye, sweetie.
00:03:17I hope you learned something from this experience.
00:03:21The only thing I'm gonna learn is how to waste most of my summer vacation.
00:03:50Welcome to the party.
00:03:52I'm CJ.
00:03:53Brian.
00:03:54What you in for?
00:03:55Being stupid enough to get caught too many times?
00:03:58At what?
00:03:59Whatever.
00:04:00Yeah.
00:04:01Me too.
00:04:05What's his story?
00:04:07Looks like he belongs in a church and not on his way to Camp Perfecto.
00:04:11Name's Joe.
00:04:12That's all he told me.
00:04:15They can't believe they're doing this to me.
00:04:28Come on here.
00:04:30Ah!
00:04:32Hey!
00:04:33Come on!
00:04:35Come on!
00:04:38Mybah blog gì women said?
00:04:40Come on.
00:04:44See you later?
00:04:47Oh myah!
00:04:55Oh myah!
00:04:58You three.
00:05:04Stand where you are.
00:05:10This guy looks like a lot of laughs.
00:05:12No talking.
00:05:13No one move until I return.
00:05:22Look at that kid.
00:05:24As promised, you're a perfect boy.
00:05:26Hello, Mother.
00:05:29Hello, Father.
00:05:30He looks perfect.
00:05:35What do you think he was like when he got here?
00:05:58I said relinquish all personal items.
00:06:03I said relinquish all personal items.
00:06:14Hey, you missed a spot.
00:06:23What is going on here?
00:06:25All I said was that he missed a spot.
00:06:26Yeah?
00:06:27And I'm going to clean it up with your face.
00:06:28Stop this at once.
00:06:30You've been warned before, Mr. Brown.
00:06:32Your program will be accelerated.
00:06:33But he started it.
00:06:35And I'm finishing it.
00:06:37Take him away.
00:06:38No!
00:06:47Gentlemen, your lives as you know them are about to change for the better.
00:06:51Your days of disobedience and troublemaking have come to an end.
00:06:54From this moment forward, you will do what you are told, when you are told.
00:06:59Do not speak unless spoken to.
00:07:00Do not move unless directed to.
00:07:03You may not like it, but this is the way we do things here.
00:07:06Gentlemen, welcome to the perfect school.
00:08:10Could the beds in this place be any harder to sleep on?
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:13Not so bad.
00:08:14At least the food is good.
00:08:16You're talking about this food, right?
00:08:18So what do you think happened to Mr. Tough Guy?
00:08:20Who?
00:08:21From yesterday.
00:08:22The dude with the mop and the attitude problem.
00:08:25He's not with the rest of them.
00:08:30I got a bad feeling about this place.
00:08:33You can eat this?
00:08:35Mm-hmm.
00:08:42What?
00:08:57What do you think they're going to teach us?
00:08:59Table manners?
00:09:00They said we're going to take some sort of aptitude test.
00:09:02You know, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
00:09:06That kind of stuff.
00:09:19You will complete the workbooks I am handing out.
00:09:23All questions must be fully answered.
00:09:26Begin the moment you receive them.
00:09:30And no talking.
00:09:35There must be a million pages here.
00:09:38Yeah.
00:09:39Check out the questions.
00:09:40What's your favorite food?
00:09:42What do you call your parents?
00:09:44What's your first memory?
00:09:45What kind of test is this?
00:09:49What's your name, son?
00:09:51Check it out.
00:09:53Looks like Joe found a new friend.
00:09:56That's good.
00:09:57Thanks.
00:10:00You still think it's not so bad?
00:10:03Could be worse.
00:10:04Yeah?
00:10:05How?
00:10:06They could take away our toothbrushes.
00:10:10Hello, Brian.
00:10:13Hey.
00:10:14I just want to apologize for the misunderstanding yesterday.
00:10:18Please forgive me.
00:10:19I was quite rude.
00:10:21Yeah, well, forget about it.
00:10:23They accelerated my program.
00:10:24I'm going home today.
00:10:26Good for you.
00:10:27Well, it was nice meeting the both of you.
00:10:31Good luck.
00:10:36What happened to him?
00:10:37I don't know.
00:10:39I'm not letting it happen to me.
00:10:41Where are you going?
00:10:44Home.
00:10:46Brian?
00:10:48Brian, wait.
00:10:49You're going to get caught.
00:11:21Who is this?
00:11:23We don't know, sir.
00:11:24Finally.
00:11:25Now.
00:11:44I'll take it back.
00:11:54I want a full lockdown of the facility and a door-to-door headcount.
00:11:58Anyone caught outside the room will be severely punished.
00:12:00Whoever it is may already be gone, sir.
00:12:05No one's escaped from the perfect school.
00:12:07And no one ever will.
00:12:09No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:09No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:23No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:24No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:25No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:27No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:27No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:28No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:28No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:29No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:30No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:37No one's escaped from the hospital.
00:12:52This is your head, master. Open up.
00:13:00Come. Next.
00:13:07Open the door. This is your head, master.
00:13:26Your door all clear.
00:13:43They're coming for. Next.
00:13:45Only one left, sir.
00:13:47Who is it?
00:13:48Brian O'Connor.
00:13:57This is your head, master, Mr. O'Connor. Open the door.
00:14:04I said open the door, Mr. O'Connor.
00:14:10Open it up.
00:14:32Give them to me.
00:14:34Give them to me.
00:14:47I might have known.
00:14:51Known what, sir?
00:14:54Sorry I took so long.
00:14:56I thought it would be rude for me to answer the door in my pajamas.
00:15:01Accounted for.
00:15:03Good night, Mr. O'Connor.
00:15:21I see your escape was a great success.
00:15:24I'd like to see you try it.
00:15:26There's an electric fence all around this place.
00:15:29Guards, searchlights.
00:15:31This isn't a school.
00:15:32It's a prison.
00:15:34Haven't you read the brochures?
00:15:37Satisfaction guaranteed or your parents' money back?
00:15:40You think they're going to let you just walk out of here?
00:15:42No.
00:15:43An escape is going to have to be planned.
00:15:46Carefully thought out.
00:15:48Hey, Waldo.
00:15:49The guardians want you to clean the toilets.
00:15:54That was you last night, wasn't it?
00:15:56You were the one who tried to escape.
00:15:59It's cool.
00:16:00I'm not going to snitch on you.
00:16:03Besides, maybe somebody already beat me to it.
00:16:05So the washrooms are clean?
00:16:07Yeah, okay.
00:16:08Joe?
00:16:09I'm not saying yes.
00:16:10I'm not saying no.
00:16:11But he did get moved to a bigger room this morning.
00:16:13And he had a bigger serving at breakfast, too.
00:16:15Maybe a little stunt last night paid off for him.
00:16:19Your tie's crooked.
00:16:21That's better.
00:16:22Thanks.
00:16:22Thanks.
00:16:23Thanks.
00:16:35Thanks.
00:16:37Thanks.
00:16:52you scared the heck out of me i scared you what are you doing here i couldn't sleep i thought
00:16:57maybe we could hang out no no no no i'm staying in my room and you better get back to
00:17:01yours if
00:17:01you don't want to get caught why do you say that is your little guardian body roaming the halls
00:17:07tonight good night brian you better hope i don't get caught joe because if i do i might think you
00:17:15had something to do with it good night
00:17:48board rd is all clear
00:17:53so
00:17:59so
00:18:11so
00:18:13so
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00:18:38hello
00:18:40mom mom it's me you gotta get me out of here brian why are you calling so late what's wrong
00:18:46there's a lot of really freaky stuff going on here i want to come home you have to come and
00:18:51get me
00:18:51brian is this another prank you're only making it harder on yourself
00:18:55mom there's something wrong here there are these voices
00:19:01hello mrs o'connor this is the headmaster i just want to reassure you that we're doing
00:19:05everything possible to change brian he's a bit of a tough case but we guarantee he'll be just
00:19:10perfect when you come to pick him up thank you mrs o'connor
00:19:15bye-bye
00:19:20your program will be accelerated starting tonight get him out of here
00:19:58bye-bye
00:20:01bye-bye
00:20:01bye-bye
00:20:24Riley!
00:20:44you're home early you should be congratulating me on my creativity
00:20:48most brothers would have just jumped out of the closet and yelled boo
00:20:51you scared poor riley to death come on mom you're not really gonna send me away are you
00:20:58did you read the brochure the perfect school why settle for anything less than perfect
00:21:05good luck son goodbye sweetie i hope you learned something from this experience
00:21:13gentlemen your days of disobedience and troublemaking have come to an end
00:21:17from this moment forward you will do what you are told when you are told do not speak
00:21:22unless spoken to do not move unless directed welcome to the perfect school
00:21:36no one's escaped from the perfect school and no one ever will
00:21:42this is your headmaster mr o'connor open the door
00:21:52that was you last night wasn't it you were the one who tried to escape
00:22:01mom it's me you gotta get me out of here there's a lot of really freaky stuff going on here
00:22:09hello mrs o'connor this is the headmaster i just want to reassure you that we're doing
00:22:12everything possible to change brian
00:22:15brian
00:22:22brian
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00:23:0764 inches
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00:23:2537 inches
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00:23:34Brian, are you awake?
00:23:36Brian, are you awake?
00:23:39Brian, are you awake?
00:23:43Man, you totally overslept.
00:23:45You've got to be in class in five minutes.
00:24:13They measured me.
00:24:14They weighed me.
00:24:16They took my fingerprints.
00:24:18Pretty weird dream, man.
00:24:20You shouldn't eat before you go to bed.
00:24:21I don't know.
00:24:22Didn't feel like a dream.
00:24:26Yeah, well, it's good.
00:24:29Thanks.
00:24:33How long did it take you to do this?
00:24:34About three hours.
00:24:36I like it.
00:24:37Great story.
00:24:38Check out the teacher's pen.
00:24:43Very good, Joe.
00:24:45May I go get a drink, please?
00:24:50That guy's a total kiss-up.
00:24:52You said it.
00:24:54No talking.
00:25:01I bet he's a spy.
00:25:03I was thinking the same thing.
00:25:06That's it!
00:25:12Who 말을 after him?
00:25:26I nowrop, but...
00:25:27I know, I don't know.
00:25:28I don't know.
00:25:29We're fighting you.
00:25:31I don't know.
00:25:32I can see you.
00:25:36We're fighting you.
00:25:57what are you doing here they sent you to spy on me spy on you what are you talking about
00:26:02i took along getting a drink and the guardian got mad how stupid do you think i am i don't
00:26:07know
00:26:07how stupid are you you're not fooling anyone okay me and cj figured it out oh you did huh look
00:26:13you
00:26:14think i've been all warm and friendly with these guys because i'm working for them man i'm a better
00:26:19actor than i thought what are you talking about ever heard the phrase go along to get along can't
00:26:25say that i have look they think i love it here they say i'm the most cooperative student they've
00:26:32ever had and you know what i'm the last person they'd ever expect expect to escape from this
00:26:37place you're gonna escape tonight want to come with me why she can rat on me forget it i told
00:26:45you i'm not on their side brian o'connor
00:26:52you i'd expect to see here but joe i'm surprised at you you've made such tremendous progress
00:27:00unlike some
00:27:02you
00:27:52Hey. Hello? Where are you?
00:28:16There's got to be a way out of here.
00:28:28Unauthorized computer access in Section D.
00:28:31I'm on my way. Over.
00:28:43Nursery? Access denied? What are you guys hiding?
00:29:00Okay, that's what they got on me.
00:29:29Ninety-five percent.
00:29:34I'm almost done.
00:29:36I'm almost done.
00:29:39I'm almost done.
00:30:04I'm almost done.
00:30:20It's all clear.
00:30:26It must have been a system malfunction. Over.
00:30:45I'm almost done.
00:30:48I'm almost done.
00:30:51I'm almost done.
00:31:04I'm almost done.
00:31:07I'm almost done.
00:31:19I'm almost done.
00:31:47I'm almost done.
00:31:47I'm almost done.
00:31:48Okay. Yes, sir.
00:31:49I'm almost done.
00:32:11You're finished.
00:32:11Great. That means you get to go home soon.
00:32:14Yeah, right.
00:32:15You see what the kids look like to come out of here?
00:32:17I don't want to end up like that, do you?
00:32:20I've got to get out of here now.
00:32:22Well, if you're going, I'm going with you.
00:32:24Cool.
00:32:24I know I can count on you.
00:32:26Meet me in the laundry room.
00:32:27We'll hide in a pile of clothes.
00:32:29When they come to pick up the laundry in the morning,
00:32:30they'll take us with them.
00:32:32Just like in the movies.
00:32:33They're going to be looking for me.
00:32:34I need a distraction.
00:32:37One distraction coming up.
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:43He did it.
00:32:45You!
00:32:45You're history!
00:32:47Fight, fight, fight!
00:32:48Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!
00:32:50All you guys are going on report.
00:32:52If you don't stop, that's right now!
00:33:04Now, as for you, Mr. O'Connor...
00:33:13Sir, we have a fight in Sector 8.
00:33:16Brian O'Connor.
00:33:40He's got me somewhere.
00:33:41Yeah, we'll find him.
00:33:52He's got me somewhere.
00:33:55Interview in Sector 8.
00:34:02Bill Clinton.
00:34:07Section D all clear.
00:34:08Now, in Section E.
00:34:09Now in Section E.
00:34:12and now in Section E...
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:52I don't know.
00:35:23What is this place?
00:35:24What is this place?
00:36:00What is this place?
00:36:25What is this place?
00:36:44What is this place?
00:36:50What is this place?
00:36:56What is this place?
00:37:18What is this place?
00:37:20What is this place?
00:37:34What is this place?
00:37:47What is this place?
00:38:09What is this place?
00:39:02What is this place?
00:39:04What is this place?
00:39:22What is this place?
00:39:25What is this place?
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:26I'm a clone too.
00:39:27Come on.
00:39:28You gotta get me out of here.
00:39:29Come on.
00:39:29Please.
00:39:30You gotta get me out of here.
00:39:30I'm Joe Roberts' clone.
00:39:32We're all clones.
00:39:33Let us all out.
00:39:34Let us all out.
00:39:34Come on.
00:39:35We are.
00:39:36Give me a little bit.
00:39:37We are.
00:39:39We are.
00:39:39We are.
00:39:39We are.
00:39:43We are.
00:39:46Nice try.
00:39:58I'm stuck.
00:40:00What happened?
00:40:02Someone put glue on my chair.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:06Why would someone do that on purpose?
00:40:08Must have been an accident.
00:40:21Operation Rescue.
00:40:23Don't worry, guys.
00:40:24I'll get you out of there.
00:40:26It's the last thing I do.
00:40:28I'll get you out of there.
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