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00:21This is going to hurt.
00:26One more for Papa.
00:30Yeah.
00:31Yeah.
00:33Looking good.
00:35Looking sweet.
00:37Uh-huh.
00:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:41This is the use time.
00:46Come on.
00:48Come on.
00:50Come on.
00:52Let's go, please.
00:54Come on.
00:56Come on.
00:58Come on.
01:00Space truck.
01:02Remember when we did the movie shot.
01:07Don't wait up for Daddy, Eli.
01:08Come on.
01:27Come on.
01:29Come on.
01:31Come on.
01:31Let's go, space trucking.
01:33Come on.
01:35Come on.
01:50Then what will you do?
01:55Let's go.
01:56Come on.
01:57Come on.
01:58Come on.
01:58Come on.
02:00Come on.
02:00Come on.
02:01Come on.
02:03Come on.
02:04in 10 minutes well aware send me down to moscow mule and two of whatever the ladies have
02:17it's rosewood hand carved by italian artisans you know people always say you shouldn't put
02:24your hand in front of a speeding train i guess but what those people don't know is that sometimes
02:30there's an eight-year-old boy stuck on the tracks you saved him in a lot of ways he saved
02:37me
02:39but yeah i saved him from certain death 30 years ago to this day but you know losing my clumsy
02:45old
02:45meat hook wasn't too big of a price to pay but i do like to honor it every year by
02:49getting blackout drunk
02:53here to join me
03:01yes that sounds good you like that huh you like my words please
03:09i'm getting a little winded maybe we take a break focus on me for a bit just a little more
03:15yes okay
03:18yes i'm cutting i'm cutting
03:22we're coming for you jesus what's wrong what happened i was so close
03:31well it's just uh something happened that hasn't happened in like 30 years
03:38i got a jet really well i could finish but i gotta be quick
03:51oh
03:59it's around the quarry alice we're space trucking around the stairs come on come on
04:25oh
04:27there you are
04:30what the
04:34how'd you get in there
04:50hey what's the ink
04:51it's from a french poem do you know any poetry
04:58that shit drives me wild
05:02well
05:04it ain't french but uh
05:09i got a little something for you
05:13check this out come here
05:16look at that shit
05:22it's ink and blood here we go
05:25try this piece of poetry it'll blow your mind
05:31try this piece of poetry it'll blow your mind
05:35very right
05:36mm-hmm
05:38miss
05:41start truck
05:42miss drop
05:43miss drop
05:45miss drop
05:46be
05:48You know...
05:57Fuuuck.
06:29Fuuuck.
06:42Neighbors report a woman screaming for her life?
06:45I was kind of expecting a shit show.
06:48Yeah, quiet's not good either.
06:53What's that?
06:56You take the front.
07:14What's that?
07:19What's that?
07:20What's that?
07:21What's that?
07:49What's that?
07:52What's that?
07:54What's that?
07:56What's that?
07:57John!
08:14What's that?
08:16What's that?
08:18What's that?
08:27What's that?
08:27Something's not right here.
08:28What's that?
08:42Oh, my God!
08:51Well?
09:23State police, ma'am.
09:25I'm gonna need you to put your hands up.
09:28You need to do what he says, lady. Hands up. Nice and slow.
09:43What'd you say?
09:45I said...
09:47Buddy, help!
10:03We know who you are!
10:15No!
10:17No!
10:29No!
10:47What the hell was that?
10:52No!
11:02I'm gonna cut you up into little pieces!
11:30I'm gonna cut you up into little pieces!
12:04I'm gonna cut you up into little pieces!
12:05No!
12:09No!
12:19I'm gonna cut you up into little pieces!
12:40I need you!
12:44You need me!
12:48I need you...
12:50...to die!
13:07I need you!
13:17Yeah!
13:26Oh, yeah, hi.
13:43I came in there many years ago,
13:45and, uh, we chatted about a particular book.
13:49It was, um, about a human flesh,
13:51inked and blood.
13:52Anyway, um, I might need some help translating that.
13:56Oh, okay, great.
13:59Uh, yeah, I'll see you soon. Thank you.
14:02Morning, Vivian.
14:03Hey, I wonder if I can ask you a teeny favor.
14:06Some things have come up,
14:07and, well, I may have to leave town soon.
14:10Oh, honey pie, that's a shame.
14:12Any chance you could tidy up my trailer while I'm gone?
14:15No heavy lifting, of course.
14:17Just a little dusting, some dishes.
14:19Oil up the hitch, make sure it's ready to go,
14:21and drain the wastewater tank.
14:22Oh, anything for you, you sweet little muffin.
14:27Really get in there, okay?
14:28Cocker those clogs.
14:31Thank you, my delicious cookie.
14:34Yeah.
14:42Oh, thank you.
14:48One, two, three, two, two...
14:53I don't know.
15:24Your time comes again.
15:39Watch out, you idiot!
15:41Bastard!
15:50Okay.
15:51I'll just get my check, and I'll be in Saginaw before nightfall.
15:57Hey, uh, Mr. Roper.
16:00My dear friend Eli is sick, so I gotta take off early, you know, to look after him.
16:05Any way I can pick up my check before I go?
16:07Are you really gonna use your fucking lizard as an excuse to get out of work again?
16:11I am.
16:12Okay.
16:14Look, you retard.
16:16And I can say retard because my gardener is a huge one.
16:20I know all about you.
16:22You think you can't get fired because you have seniority?
16:26Well...
16:27Okay, technically you're correct, but that doesn't mean I have to help you.
16:30So to be clear, that's a nano on the paycheck?
16:33You get your pay at the end of the day.
16:35It's store policy.
16:37Now take these light bulbs out back, and don't break them.
16:40Okay, Mr. Roper.
16:41Right away, sir.
17:09I got this.
17:11Thanks, Pablo.
17:12Oh, great news.
17:14I got some turkey burgers.
17:15You know, we can grill and watch a little Monday Night Raw tonight if you want.
17:18Uh, tonight's bad.
17:20I mean, actually, I just came in to get my check because, uh, I may have to skip town.
17:25What?
17:26No, you can't leave.
17:27You're like the coolest thing about this place.
17:29That's very true, but, uh, I may have a, uh, situation.
17:36Hey, man, tell me what's up.
17:37Maybe I can help you.
17:38I wish I could, but with all due respect, your tiny brain is a lot safer.
17:41Without my problems inside it.
17:43Hey, man, I've seen a lot between Honduras and here.
17:45Try me.
17:46Honduras?
17:47You said you were from New Jersey.
17:48Oh, did I?
17:49Uh, I am.
17:50I was from there.
17:51Anyway, look, it's a terrible thing that you're leaving right now because I just, I just got
17:54my upstairs neighbor hired.
17:55Uh, that, that's one more person to look out for you.
17:58You know?
17:58Like when, when you, you take your naps or you come in late or don't come in at all.
18:02Well, I do love a partner in crime.
18:05Where is he?
18:07Right there.
18:09Right there.
18:10Right there, aisle three.
18:11Sweet musical Jesus.
18:13That's your friend?
18:15Oh, she's filthy.
18:17And fine.
18:19She's very attractive.
18:20I know.
18:22Hey, I try not to look at her like that.
18:23That must be difficult.
18:25It is.
18:25She haunts my dreams.
18:27Just kidding.
18:28She does though.
18:30Well, I should say my goodbyes.
18:32Uh.
18:40Nice day, huh?
18:42Just wanted to say I'm sorry I have to leave you so soon.
18:46I don't even know you.
18:47And now, you never will.
18:50Which is fine.
18:51Because you really never could have had me anyway.
18:55Had you?
18:57Are you out of your mind?
18:58I know.
19:00It sounds crazy, doesn't it?
19:02I'm old, graying, ten pounds overweight.
19:05Ten.
19:05Okay, thirty pounds overweight, but it doesn't matter.
19:07At some point, the thought would have occurred to you.
19:12Do me a favor, will ya?
19:14Thank your mother for me.
19:15She passed her genes down to you in all the right places.
19:20My mother died in a car accident six months ago.
19:27Wow.
19:30Um, you know in the future, you might want to just say sure.
19:34I'll tell her.
19:35Cause dropping a bomb like that on somebody you just met is downright rude.
19:39But, you know what?
19:40You're young.
19:41You'll figure it out.
19:44Goodbye forever, Kelly.
19:50Touch me again, and you're gonna need another wooden hand.
19:53Okay, wait.
19:53Another wooden hand in place of my real hand, or another wooden hand in place of my wooden hand?
19:57The real hand!
19:58Ah!
20:04Touchy.
20:15Morning, guys.
20:18Hey, morning.
20:21Coffee?
20:22Oh, yeah.
20:23Sure.
20:27It's okay.
20:34Amanda?
20:37I can't imagine what you're going through, but you'll be back to work before you know it.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Maybe.
20:44If I can clear an internal affairs homicide inquest.
20:49Most or minus a psych evaluation.
20:54I don't know.
20:56I don't know.
21:18I don't know.
21:26Are you all right?
21:28Yeah, I, um, I just, just thought I saw something.
21:34But I can't really, um, trust my eyes these days.
21:38There's nothing wrong with your eyes.
21:40Sometimes what you think you saw is exactly what you saw.
21:58Hey, William!
21:59Bring those bulbs back here!
22:02Okay, Mr. Hooper.
22:09Hey!
22:10Man working here!
22:11Lights on!
22:15Who's there?
22:26Who's there?
22:59Moving here!
23:14Hang on!
23:15In my mind!
23:20Get out of here!
23:22Get out of here!
23:36Wait!
23:50No! Little Lord, I hate you!
23:55Oh, you're gonna be okay?
24:05Little Lord, I hate you!
24:07Little Lord, I check you!
24:11What?
24:14No, no, no, no, no!
24:20Oh.
24:24Hi.
24:26Hey.
24:27What the hell was that?
24:40Let me ask you something, Pablo.
24:43Do you believe in the existence of evil?
24:46A force of nature capable of giving rise to all things wicked?
25:18Well, my uncle is a shaman.
25:19The night at a cabin, we found a book.
25:23Economicon Ex Mortis, the book of the dead.
25:30Certain passages were recited.
25:34It awoke something in the woods.
25:37Something dark.
25:40Evil.
25:42It got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.
25:48It possessed my friends.
25:53My girlfriend, Linda, she...
26:02I was the only one to escape.
26:04And for the past 30 years, I've been hiding out.
26:08Now, because I screwed up, read from that book, one lousy time, evil has found me.
26:15That's why I'm taking off, like, right now.
26:18Catch you on the flip-flop, good buddy.
26:20El brujo said something else.
26:22That only one man would rise to stand against it.
26:26He called him el jefe.
26:29I think it's you, Ash.
26:32You got the wrong guy.
26:35You know what?
26:37I don't believe that.
26:38And neither do you.
26:39Woodsman Bar?
26:42That's where I was last night.
26:49Don't you see that it's happening all around you?
26:51You got the wrong halfway, Chief.
26:53Hey, come on, you fought this thing before.
26:54Maybe you just gotta finish what you started.
26:57You listen to me.
26:59Whatever I was, that was a long time ago.
27:01Let it choose somebody else now.
27:03Me, I'm cutting out.
27:05You can't outrun evil, Ash.
27:07Watch me.
27:31Dad?
27:31Dad?
27:32Are you okay?
27:33You're cutting in and out.
27:35What?
27:36Happened, okay?
27:37Dad?
27:38Are you okay?
27:40Well, I came downstairs this morning, and you know that book that your mom gave me, that
27:44god-awful Frenchist novel that I never got through?
27:47It was on the table.
27:48And then later, when I came downstairs after my shower, then the whole place was, like, smelling like, like pancakes.
27:56Oh, my God.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:58Oh, my God.
27:59Oh, my God.
28:00Oh, my God.
28:02Oh, my God.
28:03Someone's there.
28:04Oh, Jesus.
28:05Who?
28:08She's here.
28:09That who?
28:10Who is there?
28:12Dad?
28:14Dad?
28:15Dad?
28:16Dad?
28:17She's...
28:17She's at the door.
28:22Oh, my God.
28:23She's coming inside.
28:26Oh, my God.
28:27She's here.
28:29Dad?
28:30Dad?
28:31Dad?
28:31Dad?
28:32Dad?
28:35What did you see?
28:38My...
28:39My mother.
28:41Dad?
28:42Dad?
28:42She died six months ago.
28:46Sure.
28:48I got to get to my dad's.
28:50Um...
28:51I'm gonna take you.
28:57Stuck the bike.
28:58I'm right behind you.
29:01What are you doing?
29:04I'm leaving?
29:06No, you're not.
29:32Hey, I got this.
29:41Hold on!
29:44Hey!
29:46Get back to your fucking ship!
30:03Oh, my God.
30:57Carson's shirt.
31:02It did happen.
31:12Hey, I said I need to get to my dad's.
31:14What are we doing here?
31:15We're here to see someone.
31:16He's the only guy I think can help us.
31:18Okay.
31:19I just hope that he will.
31:22Oh, this idiot.
31:24Are you kidding?
31:25He can't help with anything.
31:26Relax, sweetheart.
31:27I'm not sticking my neck out for anybody.
31:29In fact, I'm just about to haul noogies.
31:45All right.
31:45I'm out of here.
31:58What is that?
32:07What the hell?
32:29Oh, whatever this thing is, it's found you.
32:32There is no more running.
32:34Are you going to own up to who you are or not?
32:40I guess we'll find out.
32:42I'm talking about the other things.
32:54W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w
32:56-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w
33:03-w!
33:08Help me. Help me, please.
33:42Just leave us alone!
33:45Leave us alone!
33:58Are they gonna get in?
33:59Oh, they're coming in all right.
34:03Aim for Shabba's dinner.
34:07I need this.
34:34Mommy should've taught you to knock.
34:38Thought I could hide. What a joke.
34:43Who are you?
34:46You seem so... different.
34:51I told you it would cross your mind.
34:55Okay, but can we go to my dad's now?
34:57Because I think he's in some serious shit.
34:59Sorry, but your old man's gonna have to wait.
35:01First thing I gotta do is see a guy about a book.
35:04There must be some spell I can say to undo all this.
35:08The other first thing I gotta do is some cardio.
35:11Because my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night.
35:14You don't understand.
35:15My mom was dead.
35:16And now...
35:17And now a whole lot more people will die
35:19if I don't get to the bottom of what's in this little baby.
35:23Please.
35:24Sorry, kiddo. This ain't a charity.
35:26What we're up against only understands one thing.
35:48Vivian.
35:54Bitch!
35:58We found you, Ash.
36:01It is time to test the mettle of man.
36:08We await.
36:10Await what?
36:12You!
36:38No!
36:47Get away from her, you fucking old bitch!
36:52Oh!
37:11Ash! Ash! Wake up, Ippy!
37:14Ash!
37:16Oh, stop fussing, Muffin!
37:19I just wanna put these through your eyes!
37:26Wake up!
37:31Ash, the chainsaw!
37:34Ash, Ash!
37:53Ash, the chainsaw!
38:02Ash, the chainsaw!
38:10Ash!
38:19Oh, my God.
38:54You were right.
38:56No more running.
38:59It's good to see you, Hefe.
39:02It's good to be back.
39:04How does it feel?
39:08Groovy.
39:14Come along if you care.
39:18Come along if you dare.
39:21Take a ride to the land inside of your mind.
39:27Beyond the seas of thought.
39:29Beyond the realm of what?
39:33Across the streams of hopes and dreams where things are really hot.
39:39Come along if you care.
39:43Come along if you dare.
39:46Take a ride to the land inside of your mind.
39:51But please realize, you'll probably be surprised.
39:56For it's a land unknown to man, where fantasy is back.
40:03So if you can please understand, you might not come back.
40:11You might not come back.
40:18You might not come back.
40:20You might not come back.
40:22You might not come back.
40:25You might not come back.
40:28You might not come back.
40:28You might not come back.
40:28You might not come back.
40:29You might not come back.
40:29You might not come back.
40:29You might not come back.
40:30You might not come back.
40:30You might not come back.
40:30You might not come back.
40:34You might not come back.
40:36You might not come back.
40:38You might not come back.
40:41You
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