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00:13Well, it looks like a nice day. A nice start. It looks like everything is going to be okay.
00:23All her shoes are in the exact right order there as per usual. Those little pings over
00:28there look like they're in the right place. Oh, wait a sec. Stop here. Oh, for the love
00:34of St. Francis. The marker lines on the glass of water again. I really hate it when she does
00:39that. It's just so creepy. There she is. The old tosser. I don't mean that she's a...
00:49What I mean is that what I'm trying to say is she's been tossing in the bed a lot lately.
00:54Look, we've all been going through quite a lot. It's been a tricky time for everyone.
00:58It's just that I love her. Okay? I'm not afraid to say that. I have to know. I need to
01:04know.
01:04She's going to be okay.
01:11Fuck off. I am happy, you fuckers. Oh, Jesus. That's a relief.
01:17Sorry. That's okay, Joy. We're learning to deal with this in our own way.
01:25She needs me. Why is she laughing? Oh my God, he's not back, is he? I can't smell his stuff
01:30anywhere.
01:30I can smell him from three miles away. I'm a dog, for God's sake.
01:34Yes? What? What now? Shit.
01:39Shit, shit? Or shit, shit?
01:44Aidan?
01:45Oh, Jesus. It's a shit on the bed. Oh God, why do I keep doing that? Oh no.
01:51Aidan!
01:51Okay, look. If I can't see you, you can't see me.
01:55Aidan!
01:55No, put that down. What are you doing?
01:58Bad dog ownership!
02:00Oh, Aidan! You can't stop shitting Aidan! Aidan!
02:12Oh!
02:13Oh!
02:16Oh!
02:18Oh!
02:19Oh!
02:19Oh!
02:20Oh!
02:20Oh!
02:20Oh!
02:20Oh!
02:20Aidan! You shut it out of me! You have to stop doing this!
02:28Give me that!
02:32Is Aidan there?
02:33No, he's gone.
02:34Were you not just calling him?
02:36No, this was...
02:38Canine Aidan.
02:39Not human Aidan.
02:40Human Aidan has never actually taken a shit on me.
02:43Like, in either way.
02:43Like, not in a gross way or, like, in a sexy way.
02:46Can it ever be sexy?
02:47I just feel like, no.
02:49Never.
02:51Although it does sort of feel like he's shot all over me.
02:53Why?
02:54I just feel it was our differences, you know?
02:57Like, why should we change who we are?
02:59I guess we just stop making each other happy,
03:01but it's really hard, this modern way in which we live,
03:03this constant.
03:04Are we happy?
03:05No, the...
03:06Why?
03:09Yeah, it's just...
03:10My giant...
03:11Why?
03:31Moisturizer, serumizer, FPSizer, vitamins, multis, all the Bs, the C, D, sunshine, happiness, vitamin.
03:39Piss off!
03:41Aidan?
03:42Aidan!
03:44Aidan!
03:50Aidan!
03:51Aidan!
03:54Aidan!
03:57Like, what?
03:58What?
03:59Like, what do you want?
04:00Excuse me?
04:01You've been after me for ten minutes.
04:02Like, what do you want?
04:03I don't know what you're talking about.
04:05Okay, look, I had this huge night last night.
04:07I'm incredibly edgy right now, but...
04:09Did we...
04:10Did we...?
04:11Sorry?
04:12Swipe right.
04:13What?
04:16Oh, my God.
04:17You just did the thing, didn't you?
04:18You texted me to see if it's me, and I'm like...
04:20Okay, so my hands have literally not moved.
04:22And there's my phone.
04:23Whoa.
04:23Excuse me.
04:24Whoa, hang on.
04:24Excuse me.
04:25Hey.
04:27All right.
04:28That's a...
04:29That's a reminder for your pelvic floor exercises.
04:33Aidan!
04:39You have a dog called Aidan?
04:41Yeah.
04:43Aidan.
04:44Hello, Aidan.
04:45My name's also Aidan.
04:48When I was...
04:50Yeah.
04:50See, you're human, Aidan.
04:52Thanks.
04:52See, I can be human, Aidan.
04:55Oh, Aidan and Aidan.
04:56I know you're in there, Joy.
05:00Answer the door.
05:05Get back.
05:08I can't talk.
05:09I have to go to work.
05:15Seriously, I'm fine.
05:16You're not.
05:17You're not fine.
05:18You haven't been answering my calls.
05:19So I've had to get up off my hole, come over here and check on you.
05:22It's inconvenient.
05:23I'm busy.
05:24Oh, really?
05:25How is Space Rocket Invader 7 going?
05:27I'm up to level four.
05:28That's actually not bad.
05:30I just want to see you cry.
05:32Once.
05:33Just half a cry.
05:35Or a bit of a cry.
05:36Out of one eye.
05:37I don't have any tears.
05:38I don't need tears because I'm fine.
05:40And you're...
05:40You're kind of bullying me now, to be honest.
05:42It's just...
05:43I know that today is...
05:46It's...
05:47That works.
05:49I know, it's May 28th.
06:01Those pelvic floor exercises, huh?
06:03Yeah.
06:04Amazing.
06:05I mean, I may not be so toned.
06:07Like here.
06:09Or like here.
06:11Or...
06:11Here.
06:12Uh-huh.
06:13But my vagina's very toned.
06:15Yes, it is.
06:16It's just a pity I can't show it off more in cute outfits, you know?
06:21I have to go.
06:30Oh my god, I've got the best idea.
06:32Trish, you should move in with me.
06:34You could play Death Star 9 while I watch Gilmore Girls.
06:38Eating blocks of cheese and dens on the couch.
06:40Why not, is the actual question.
06:42Because I'm about to have a baby.
06:44And I live with Tom.
06:45Who's my husband.
06:47Yeah, I mean, there is that.
06:50I could move in with you.
06:51Help out a bit.
06:53So you could like wash your hair, do a poo in peace.
06:56Go in, take your time in there.
06:57You can get hemorrhoids if you try and rush in.
06:59And I just don't want that happening to my best friends, Bob.
07:03Joy, are you lonely?
07:05No.
07:07I know you don't handle change well.
07:10And this is you coping with it by pretending it isn't happening.
07:13And cutting yourself off from the rest of the world.
07:15You could advertise your place for a flatmate.
07:21With a stranger?
07:22Yeah.
07:24Strangers are the best.
07:25Please join us.
07:26Bye.
07:27Hello.
08:05Oh God, hold your fingers!
08:07Sorry.
08:09You okay?
08:10Oh, absolutely fine.
08:14Charlene's looking for you.
08:16There's been some flora emergency.
08:18They need you up there right now.
08:20I think they've got some big changes in mind for you.
08:25What?
08:38Oh my God, you're here.
08:40I was just waiting for you and now you're here.
08:42Charlene, I worked here. You do work here.
08:45But now you're going to work here even more.
08:47What?
08:47Everyone is literally losing their shit.
08:50Everyone's favourite vlogger slash reporter slash hyphenated person flogger
08:54and Laura is gone and they are freaking out.
08:57She basically cashed in a group hit voucher for some skin resurfacing,
09:00but it turns out the plastic surgeon is actually a dental hygienist who lied.
09:04I mean, the details are sketchy as fuck,
09:06but she's basically hiding out down in a cottage in Offaly
09:08while we wait for the swelling to die down so we can recognise some,
09:11if any, of her face again.
09:15Oh my God, are you her?
09:17Am I her?
09:18Who?
09:18Her.
09:19You, here, the temp to fill in.
09:22I already work here.
09:24You see, that's the spirit.
09:26Oh.
09:27No, I mean actually I do work here in a small little office stand.
09:31Her name is Joy.
09:32She's a copy editor.
09:33She is our saviour.
09:35It is so good to meet you, Joy.
09:38We have met a few times.
09:40We have big things planned for you.
09:41Well, not really planned because we are in the middle of an unexpected crisis.
09:44Flora is gone, her face is all...
09:46She basically can't find her nostrils right now.
09:48No nostrils.
09:50And her pieces have been one of our biggest success stories to date,
09:52and our subscribers are going to drop unless we can fix this and find a solution.
09:56And Joy, we...
09:57One minute.
10:00Can somebody get me?
10:01Call us on my roll today, please.
10:03And Joy, four of my children are undergoing orthodontic treatment at the moment,
10:06and I really need to get this sorted, yeah?
10:08And we think that you are the woman for the job.
10:11Hm?
10:13Hey.
10:14Oh God, no.
10:16Sorry, I can't fill in for her.
10:19I don't have any experience.
10:21Uh, Charlene?
10:22You know, I conjugate verbs and that.
10:24Yes, Charlene, you should...
10:25She could fill in.
10:26Charlene can't do it.
10:27She basically runs the office here.
10:29She's our right-hand woman.
10:29Well, she also has little charisma and a compromised past.
10:33But you, Joy, you have something.
10:35And it's an opportunity to get away from the...
10:37Whatever it is that you...
10:37What exactly is it that you used to...
10:39The, er...
10:39Verbs.
10:41Er...
10:41Grammar.
10:42Prepositions.
10:44Well, I have a preposition for you.
10:48What's...
10:48The propositions.
10:54This.
10:56It's this week's piece.
10:57It's a doozy.
10:58The piece.
10:59Yes, the piece.
11:00As our new happiness hunter.
11:01Hunting for happiness.
11:03Well, you know the drill.
11:04Hunting out answers to our quest for happiness.
11:06Remedies to modern life's weariness.
11:08Balm for the existential panic that life is meaningless and empty and short.
11:11Whoa.
11:12Mostly through sponsored treatments and events.
11:15That sounds...
11:17Overwhelming.
11:19I really don't think that I'm the right person for this.
11:22I mean, I...
11:22I...
11:22I do appreciate that you think that I...
11:24I could.
11:24Well, we never actually said that.
11:26But I...
11:26Yes, Joy.
11:27Yes.
11:28You don't have to hide in the shadows anymore.
11:30I...
11:30Scared to come out because Flora's light shone so brightly.
11:34You were the wind beneath her wings.
11:35Now, Joy, you're the wind beneath our wings.
11:38What?
11:41Oh.
11:42Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:44Come on, Joy.
11:45We're under time pressure.
11:46We've sponsors and subscribers to keep happy.
11:48Like, actually, literally.
11:49Sorry, excuse me.
11:50I'll just turn this.
11:57Fuck.
11:58I'll do it!
12:00Well, no.
12:00You are doing it.
12:02And the TV awards are coming up soon.
12:04And this segment is our best shot at an award.
12:06We'll be there this time to talk you through.
12:09Watching you.
12:14Come on.
12:14Come on.
12:18Oh, dear.
12:19Oh, boss.
12:21Holy shit, Charlene.
12:22What was that?
12:22I can't do this.
12:23You did it at university.
12:25Did what?
12:26Journalism.
12:27No, I studied English.
12:28Oh, well, that's perfect.
12:29Because it'll be in English.
12:31And you like facts and things.
12:33Uh, yeah.
12:34And writing.
12:35Um, well, I mean, I did do a few classes, but I only really signed up because all my
12:40friends are having kids and I couldn't really join their baby groups because apparently
12:42it's weird to join a baby group if you're not pregnant or you don't have a baby.
12:46I did write a piece once about dogs.
12:50What are they thinking?
12:51You know, like, what are they, what are they actually thinking?
12:57Okay.
12:58Interesting.
12:59So, while you're covering Flora, you need to copy her format.
13:03Today's event is at the Aviva Stadium.
13:05Oh, they're going to be abseiling an outfit or something.
13:08Yadda yadda.
13:08And Stan is going to be there to help you film it.
13:11Oh, just follow Flora's lead, okay?
13:14She's already established the brand and everyone loves her.
13:17She's our biggest feature.
13:19Flora is, was, our golden ticket.
13:22So no pressure.
13:27Actually, there is pressure.
13:28Yeah.
13:29So you need to do this, otherwise we're going to lose our sponsors and our jobs.
13:35Oh, and Geoffrey's kids will have snuggled teeth for the rest of their lives.
13:50Oh dear.
13:57Let's get you in the chair immediately.
13:59Tell them about your rosacea.
14:00Rosa, you sure?
14:01Thank actual God you could do this.
14:04These guys have been waiting for five months for a slot on the Happy Hunter.
14:08It's big sponsorship.
14:09Big.
14:10It's a biggie, as they say in the biz.
14:12So today, it's like a psychological exercise.
14:15These are real people with real fears and they are trying to face them, Joy.
14:18And it's your job to explore why.
14:21Why, Joy?
14:22Why?
14:27Brows are big right now.
14:28Come on, Joy.
14:29Come on.
14:30Time to go.
14:35Whoa.
14:36New look, Joy?
14:37Brows are big right now.
14:39So that's where you're going, Joy.
14:40You're abseiling down.
14:41Pardon?
14:42Oh no, I'm not going to be doing it.
14:44Oh yes, you are, Joy.
14:45That's part of the piece.
14:46Your experience.
14:49I can't.
14:50You have to.
14:52Buckle her in.
14:57Guys, it feels quite bunched.
14:59You will let me know if you can see my knickers, guys.
15:02Guys.
15:03Stan, Stan, get in there.
15:05Get this, get this.
15:06Really?
15:06Yes, yes.
15:08That's it.
15:09Hang on, I can hear you from up here.
15:12Hang on now.
15:14They do give you quite the wedgie.
15:16Aren't they?
15:18It's really up there.
15:20Oh.
15:20Take this, take this.
15:21Oh gosh, I'll do that.
15:23Yeah.
15:23Just pretend.
15:24Take this.
15:25Take this.
15:26Okay.
15:26Just see them as real people, okay?
15:29Here to take the plunge into a whole new world off the roof of the Aviva.
15:33It's a metaphor.
15:34A metaphor.
15:35It's real people.
15:35Just go in there, Joy.
15:41It's very, very high.
15:42Yes.
15:44Woo!
15:46Woo!
15:47Woo!
15:49Hey.
15:51Hey people.
15:52Hey peoples.
15:54Be cooler.
15:56Cooler.
15:57Cooler.
15:57Cooler.
15:58Hey you fuckers.
15:59Too much.
16:00Be like Flora.
16:01Be like Flora.
16:02Be like Flora.
16:02Oh, okay.
16:04Hello there.
16:05Thank you so much for coming here today.
16:07We're really excited that you're here.
16:09She's not American.
16:12Thank you so much for coming.
16:16So this is all about facing your fears.
16:19Why are you here?
16:21Oh, it's just an experience type thing.
16:22Like loads of people are doing it and it's getting really popular.
16:25My mum said when I came out of her I just came out so fast I bounced right off the
16:29floor and it was pretty traumatic.
16:31That's lovely.
16:31So I'm personally rebirthing.
16:34See if it sorts out some stuff.
16:36Oh, that's so nice.
16:38The old woman.
16:40Absolutely.
16:43Excuse me old lady.
16:45Why are you here?
16:47My counselor says I need to find a new hi to replace the porn addiction.
16:52Aww.
16:54I've just been watching a lot of porn.
16:56That's good.
16:58They say that's good.
17:01Cool.
17:01Get him.
17:02Get him Stan.
17:03Get him.
17:05Excuse me sir.
17:06Has anything so scary happened in your life that it changed you forever?
17:12That's good.
17:13That's good.
17:15Joy.
17:18Hayden.
17:23How are you?
17:25I'm okay.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Stan, will you give us a second?
17:30Uh, yeah.
17:34I, uh, I have this cool new job now.
17:38Which is really cool.
17:39Yeah.
17:40I mean, you know you always said you should mix things up, Joy.
17:42So I'm like, I'm like mixing things up, motherfuckers.
17:49What the fuck, Joy?
17:51It's just the guys.
17:56Hey, this, uh, this parcel came for you today.
17:58It's at our home.
17:58At the, uh, the house that we're, that, that I stay in, in that place.
18:02Yeah.
18:03Um, it's not really important anymore.
18:05You can just throw it in the bin.
18:07I'll throw it in the bin.
18:12Oh, God, Hayden.
18:13This is so weird.
18:13What are you doing here?
18:15Someone I met told me about it.
18:17Okay.
18:18Today's the 28th of May.
18:20It would have been the second year anniversary of us.
18:29So, I know you like to do things a certain way.
18:33And because it's a special occasion,
18:36I thought that maybe that we could do something that we haven't done before.
18:41Would you consider and do me the honor?
18:45Oh, my God.
18:46Aiden, this is like a formal request to me.
18:48And allow me to take you up the...
18:49Take me up the...
18:51Up the Eiffel Tower.
18:55For our anniversary.
19:01Hey, it's like a fresh start and all that, you know?
19:06Jumping into my new life.
19:09Okay.
19:09Time to go over now, Joy.
19:11Stan, get in there.
19:13Joy, you're going over.
19:15Who's that?
19:16Move away.
19:16Move away.
19:17I don't know who you are.
19:18Move away.
19:19Actually, on that, is there time for a wee?
19:21Oh, my.
19:21Later.
19:21Later.
19:22Just go over.
19:23Stan, get in behind her.
19:24You're doing this.
19:25Yeah.
19:26Hurry up now.
19:26Beautiful.
19:30Okay.
19:31Yes.
19:31Yay.
19:33Woo!
19:36That's it.
19:37Okay.
19:38All right.
19:39Head next.
19:44And we'll even lock down.
19:46Perfect.
19:48Okay, so, lean out on straight arms for me.
19:50And then a flat rope is yours.
19:52The dominant hand low.
19:54Okay.
19:55Yep.
19:56Yeah.
19:57Okay.
19:58Okay.
20:01You got it.
20:02Okay.
20:02Hands down away from the steel.
20:04Jesus.
20:04When you're ready, lift your feet.
20:07There you go.
20:07You're up sailing.
20:10Oh, to answer your first question.
20:12Yes?
20:13Did anything so scary ever happen to me that it changed me forever?
20:16Huh?
20:17Yes.
20:19Yeah.
20:23Yeah.
20:27Ahh!
20:28Ahh!
20:29Ahh!
20:38Tough day?
21:07I draw these lines on my glass.
21:10Because I know if I drink down below, I don't need to get up in the night for a wee.
21:16And I just remember everything all over again.
21:21It's just better to try and stay asleep.
21:248.5 hours of not thinking.
21:37He just peed on me.
21:44Oh, so sorry.
21:49See, now him.
21:51He's the one who's not dealing with all of this well.
21:54Apologize.
21:57Sorry.
22:00Well, I'll put on a sad song and see if we can squeeze out one tear.
22:06Yeah.
22:07Yeah.
22:08Okay.
22:13Okay.
22:15Here we go.
22:16Okay.
22:16Okay.
22:25Okay.
22:36Okay.
22:41Okay.
22:49Okay.
22:58Okay.
23:04Okay.
23:09Okay.
23:12I'm going to take a look at the table.
23:17I'm going to take a look at the table.
23:23I'm going to take a look at the table.
23:44I love you.
24:29Ah, lovely clean sheets.
24:33Will I tell her about the couch now?
24:36No.
25:04No, no, no, no, no, no.
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