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00:00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:00:30A renegade troupe of northern soldiers fought in the so-called civil war.
00:00:37Raped our women, murdered our children, even took out my goddamn eye.
00:00:43I can still hear granny's cries as they burnt Pleasant Valley to the ground.
00:00:50They killed us all, doomed us to a life in limbo.
00:00:56Nothing more than ghosts seeking revenge.
00:01:01I guess that's the way the good Lord wants it.
00:01:04Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, as the Old Testament says.
00:01:07One thing's for certain.
00:01:10Our souls ain't ever gonna find rest till all of 2001 are avenged.
00:01:45The Old Testament
00:01:47Et ici, dans Pleasant Valley, l'anniversaire de notre massacre tragique a l'arrivée.
00:01:53Et nous avons aussi.
00:01:55Les knives ont été sharpenés pour justice,
00:01:58le table s'est posé pour revenge.
00:02:02Nous essayons de faire sport pour les petits.
00:02:04Ha, ha, ha.
00:02:05Il n'y a pas pour la vengeance.
00:02:10La seule chose missing sont les Yanks.
00:02:13Et donc, encore,
00:02:18nous attendons.
00:02:23Nous attendons.
00:02:24J'ai l'admissé,
00:02:25elle a été professeur depuis des années.
00:02:28Elle n'est pas encore à la main de l'arrivée.
00:02:31La dernière fois qu'elle a été,
00:02:33j'ai pris mes sons.
00:02:34Il y a des scums.
00:02:36Je pense que c'est qu'ils sont venus maintenant.
00:02:39C'est quoi, les blazes ?
00:02:40C'est quoi ?
00:02:42C'est quoi ?
00:02:43C'est quoi ?
00:02:45C'est quoi ?
00:03:12C'est quoi ?
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00:03:16C'est quoi ?
00:03:17C'est quoi ?
00:03:18C'est quoi ?
00:03:20C'est quoi ?
00:03:30C'est quoi ?
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00:04:12C'est quoi ?
00:04:15C'est quoi ?
00:04:30C'est quoi ?
00:04:31C'est quoi ?
00:04:33C'est quoi ?
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00:04:36C'est quoi ?
00:04:36C'est quoi ?
00:04:37C'est quoi ?
00:04:38C'est quoi ?
00:04:38C'est quoi ?
00:04:38C'est quoi ?
00:04:40C'est quoi ?
00:04:42C'est quoi ?
00:04:52No deal!
00:04:53No deal?
00:04:55Fuck you and your maniacs!
00:04:58Wait, wait a minute!
00:05:00Bye bye!
00:05:02Ok folks,
00:05:03what time is it?
00:05:06Roll out the what?
00:05:10I'm sorry, I can't hear you!
00:05:12Kill that motherfucker!
00:05:15You got it!
00:05:17One, two,
00:05:20three!
00:05:21Ha ha ha ha!
00:05:35Boseye!
00:05:42Oh, let's hear some of that old death rattle!
00:05:46Ha ha ha!
00:05:50I see you in hell, Buckman!
00:05:54We already there!
00:05:58I see you in hell!
00:06:08I see you in hell!
00:06:16Yeah!
00:06:17Oh, well, Bucky!
00:06:19If the northern folk won't come to the south...
00:06:22Why, we'll bring the south to them!
00:06:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:06:26Ha ha ha ha!
00:06:36Oh, from a graveyard way down south...
00:06:39Steal in their hands and blood in their mouths...
00:06:47Ha ha ha ha!
00:06:48Driven to the north into enemy land...
00:06:51...they're gonna give their revenge...
00:06:52...on anyone they can!
00:06:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:06:59Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:06:59Well, a game is simple...
00:07:01...just to run for your life...
00:07:02...they're gonna hunt you down...
00:07:04...and cut you up for the night!
00:07:05Killers on the highway!
00:07:08Raise a bloody fist and give a level, yeah!
00:07:11Killers on the highway!
00:07:13They're gonna track you down...
00:07:15...and drive you straight to hell!
00:07:22If it's horrible out on a deserted road...
00:07:26...people go in, but they never go home...
00:07:34...and drive you straight to hell!
00:07:46...and drive you straight to hell!
00:07:46They're gonna drive you straight to hell!
00:07:46...the game is simple...
00:07:47...just to run for your life...
00:07:49...they're gonna hunt you down...
00:07:50...and cut you up with a knife!
00:07:52Killers on the highway!
00:07:55...raise a bloody fist and get a level, yeah!
00:07:58Killers on the highway!
00:41:06Oh, non.
00:41:08Oh, non, shut up.
00:41:12Feel like I'm back in the sweatshop in Tegucigalpa.
00:41:16She's a total lesbian, she won't fuck admit it.
00:41:19My name is Val and I am a lesbian.
00:41:22Will you please reprogram me with your Mexican winner?
00:41:28Take off my bandana, baby.
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00:43:01You grunt louder than a churchyard chicken
00:43:06Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:43:09Nice and tight and hard and firm
00:43:12Exactly how I like it
00:43:14Oh, I'll bet you do, son. I'll bet you do.
00:43:18Well, Granny, looks like our honored guest is ready for his close-up.
00:43:23On a second, though, dude, I don't want to have my picture taken anymore.
00:43:26Oh, want has nothing to do with it, Mr. KJ.
00:43:29That's right, boy. I am sure that these fine southern gentlemen did not want to have their portraits taken neither.
00:43:37I'm sure that they did not want to be in this war.
00:43:41And I am especially sure that they did not want their families and their houses burnt to the ground by
00:43:47you northern heathens.
00:43:49Whoa, northern heathen? Dude, I'm from Burbank.
00:43:52That's where the devil lives. Bye-bye.
00:44:02Say cheese!
00:44:22Oh !
00:44:24Ok !
00:44:31C'est vrai, Granny.
00:44:50C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:45:20C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:46:19C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:46:20C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:46:50C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:47:07C'est bon.
00:47:08C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:47:35C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:47:39C'est bon.
00:47:50C'est bon.
00:47:54C'est bon.
00:48:21C'est bon.
00:48:22C'est bon.
00:48:23C'est bon.
00:48:35C'est bon.
00:48:35C'est bon.
00:48:36Cro!
00:48:36Cro!
00:48:38Cro!
00:48:42Cro?!
00:48:43Buck?
00:48:47C'est pas trop d'oeuvres, biches !
00:48:55Pour la prochaine démonstration, nous allons avoir besoin d'un autre volonté.
00:49:01Oh, oh, oh, oh !
00:49:02You, boy !
00:49:04Avec les yeux, vous faites bien !
00:49:08Yes !
00:49:09C'est parti !
00:49:11C'est parti !
00:49:14Je n'ai pas l'éternité.
00:49:15C'est parti !
00:49:17Ne vous mindez pas la lumière, vous n'avez jamais entendu de Helen Keller complier.
00:49:22C'est parti, ch'est parti !
00:49:24C'est parti !
00:49:25C'est parti !
00:49:25Show les gens votre face !
00:49:28Maintenant vous voyez !
00:49:31Ah...
00:49:33Maintenant vous n'êtes !
00:49:42So, should I keep the blindfold on, or...
00:49:57Hello ?
00:50:02Hello ?
00:50:12Hello ?
00:50:14Hello ?
00:50:15Is anybody here ?
00:50:29C'est parti !
00:50:32C'est parti !
00:50:34C'est parti !
00:50:35C'est un petit peu de l'arm wrestle.
00:50:37C'est ça, Rufus.
00:50:40Je savais que vous êtes différent.
00:50:42Je savais que vous êtes différent.
00:50:44Vous voyez tout ce que vous êtes différent, non ?
00:50:46Vous voyez tout ce que vous êtes dans votre cœur.
00:50:49Mon cœur?
00:50:51Oui, vous savez, tout ma vie, j'ai gardé mon cœur dans la clôté.
00:50:57Lainement, mon cœur est toujours piquée.
00:50:59Je vais te faire de la clôté.
00:51:04C'est un petit peu de la clôté.
00:51:07Non, je vais vous laisser.
00:51:14Mais c'est ce qui m'en a pas.
00:51:15C'est un peu que ça.
00:51:17Mais ça, rien ne veut que vous arrêtez.
00:51:19La scène est en train de me l'aider.
00:51:21En même temps, l'aider.
00:51:24Je ne sais pas.
00:52:28And there's just no way the Union will survive
00:52:35We're cannibals, cannibals, yes it's true
00:52:41And you know we're gonna eat you dead or alive
00:52:46Hit it!
00:53:21I clean up pretty good, don't I?
00:53:24Without further ado, I would like to introduce one mean-ass motherfucking butt-kicking son of a bitch
00:53:42Good evening, one and all. Hope you're enjoying the show so far. Can I get a yeehaw?
00:53:50I want to tell you tonight, we've got a show for you. You ain't never gonna forget him. My name
00:53:55ain't George W. Buckman.
00:53:57I know you have been worried about where your compatriots went. Well, we were too, until we found them in
00:54:03the medical tent playing doctor. Ain't that right, boys?
00:54:07But seriously, folks, they're all backstage, along with your young Mr. Falcon, undergoing an extreme makeover for tonight's grand finale.
00:54:16But first, it gives me great pleasure to introduce Pleasant Valley's very own Rhett Butler, Mr. Harper Alexander!
00:54:32Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy with me as we recreate not only one of our more favorite moments in the
00:54:38annals of history, but also one of the great spectator sports as well. Any volunteers?
00:54:47You, sir, want to win $50,000? Did you say $50,000? Sure did. $50,000. Couldn't fit it. Well,
00:54:58in that case...
00:54:59Here, take this.
00:55:06How are you doing tonight, Abraham? It's Jerry.
00:55:09You sure look like an Abraham to me. Why don't you just take your seat?
00:55:18Not tonight, folks. The role of Miss Mary Lincoln will be played by Miss Mary Milkmaiden.
00:55:24And good old honest Abe, why, that'll be you, D.W. Griffith.
00:55:30Danger, please.
00:55:32You know, you're nine inches away from starring in my next movie.
00:55:37It feels more like three to me.
00:55:45Now the game is, if I miss, you lose.
00:55:49Oh, I'm not too sure about this.
00:55:51Ready?
00:55:52Hold on, hold on. Time out, time out.
00:55:55Aimed.
00:55:55Hold on.
00:55:57Hold on, hold on. Time out, time out.
00:55:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:01Wait, time out.
00:56:02Cut!
00:56:02Fire!
00:56:03Fire!
00:56:05Yeah!
00:56:07Yeah!
00:56:09Yeah!
00:56:11Yay!
00:56:15Thank you, thank you.
00:56:23Six and eight, I may be sore.
00:56:29No, it's home!
00:56:31aside from that mrs lincoln did you enjoy the show fuck this shit
00:56:42now now now you're all a little groggy
00:56:47fresh air ought to take care of that from here on in we're going to play a little game
00:56:52a little game we call the revisitation of the trouble
00:57:01april 22nd 1864 we were living our lives minding our own business when yankee man came when you came
00:57:09killed us all destroyed our way of life well we weren't ready back then but this time we are
00:57:17was over jefe you fucking lost move the fuck on well that's precisely what we aim to do muchacho
00:57:27precisely you telling me you with these crackers i was with these crackers when your kind came
00:57:33condemning us all to the same fate my kind what the fuck's wrong with you brother i'm not your brother
00:57:40i'm southern bread and you miss gutter mouth you be northern scum now now now crow remember we try not
00:57:50to use the n-word that's why you the man now let's see here from here to the road is
00:58:01about
00:58:01couple of miles same distance we had to flee pleasant valley now there's no sport in shooting fish in a
00:58:07barrel so we hid some guns and ammo along the way now if y'all can go out there and
00:58:13find them and put
00:58:14up a good fight why you're free to go oh that is bloody bollocks if you don't let us go
00:58:21now i'll
00:58:22have my lawyers locked you up faster than you can say phil spectrum i mean it motherfucker
00:58:29you spectrum i'm not kidding neither are we miss and in case you have any doubt miss maiden
00:58:55kj
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01:04:24Oh my god, Rome, a gun!
01:04:27You think it's real?
01:04:28Ah, Timmy!
01:04:32It's real.
01:04:37Fuck, we're going around in circles.
01:04:39I don't get it, Jay.
01:04:41That's it, let's split up.
01:04:42I don't want to split up.
01:04:44No!
01:04:46If even one of us gets away, we're both saved, right?
01:04:49You know I'll come back with help.
01:04:52I guess you're right.
01:04:54Of course I'm right, baby.
01:04:56Now you go that way, I'm going to go this way.
01:04:58One of us is going to find the road.
01:05:00Okay, but be safe.
01:05:01You know I will.
01:05:04What about a gun?
01:05:05Don't I need one, too?
01:05:08Well, at least we found a gun.
01:05:10Oh, I'm supposed to thank you for that?
01:05:12It was an accident, Belle.
01:05:13God, do you always have to rag on us?
01:05:15We have feelings, too, you know.
01:05:17Yeah, it's not like we didn't feel bad
01:05:18when that avalanche hit New Orleans.
01:05:20Yeah!
01:05:49Okie dokie now, one...
01:05:50Can't I make myself any clearer?
01:05:53Just go!
01:05:55Just wait till the network hears about this!
01:05:57Yeah, we would've never fucked you anyway.
01:06:00Yeah!
01:06:00What's up?
01:06:17Jesus!
01:06:20Jesus!
01:06:23Jesus!
01:06:23Oh!
01:06:24Oh!
01:06:25Oh!
01:06:26Oh!
01:06:27Oh!
01:06:29Oh!
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01:14:41Nous nous offrions de l'entertainment et de la chance de remercier un sens d'honneur
01:14:48pour les atrocités committées par leurs ancêtres.
01:14:53Et ils jouent par la route d'aller en route.
01:14:55Oh, tu veux jouer ?
01:14:56F***, je vais jouer.
01:14:59Gentlemen de gentlemen ?
01:15:00Oui, si c'est ce que vous appelez.
01:15:02Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:15:04Prends-on !
01:15:06Les joueurs siens background active!
01:15:16Les joueurs airewa vanish !
01:15:25L'emondre ?
01:15:27Jou!
01:15:29Jouan !
01:15:30Jouan !
01:15:31Jouan !
01:15:31Jouan !
01:15:32Jouan !
01:15:33Jouan !
01:15:34Jouan !
01:15:34Jouan !
01:15:35Jouan !
01:15:36Do your best, Colonel Cracker.
01:15:39Yeah?
01:15:41Come on.
01:15:54Help me, Arthur!
01:16:07C'est parti !
01:16:43C'est parti !
01:17:06C'est parti !
01:17:07C'est parti !
01:17:09C'est parti !
01:17:11C'est parti !
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01:19:04C'est parti !
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01:20:10C'est parti !
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01:20:29C'est parti !
01:20:30C'est parti !
01:20:45C'est parti !
01:20:46C'est parti !
01:20:58C'est parti !
01:21:02C'est parti !
01:21:34C'est parti !
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01:22:05C'est parti !
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01:22:11C'est parti !
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01:23:37C'est parti !
01:24:10C'est parti !
01:24:29C'est parti !
01:24:30C'est parti !
01:24:32C'est parti !
01:25:05C'est parti !
01:25:32C'est parti !
01:26:00Hey, Two Eyes, suck my dixie!
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