00:01Hey, look! The Dungeons & Dragons ride!
00:09Wow! Neat!
00:12Give me a break!
00:13I don't like this!
00:15Whoa! What's happening?
00:19Where are we?
00:22Look out!
00:26Fear not, Ranger!
00:31Barbarian, Magician, Thief!
00:35Cavalier and Acrobat!
00:48Who was that?
00:50That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:53I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
00:59I am Dungeons & Dragons!
01:17May 7th disk line!
01:17go
01:24like
01:27go
01:31what do you think it is something awful
01:45good afternoon dungeon master what are you doing here looking for you
01:55ah nothing like a stroll over hot lava to soothe the feet yeah well i wish you'd soothe my nerves
02:01and tell us how to get out of this crazy world that's precisely why i've come cavalier i've
02:07discovered a way for all of you to get back home home you mean like no more dragons or nine
02:13-eyed
02:13monsters well what are you waiting for dungeon master old buddy just point the way so we can
02:19get out of this dump i'm afraid it's not that easy i knew it there's always a catch not a
02:25catch
02:26a river you must find the river that rains upside down so what i think his brains are upside down
02:35once a year for only 60 seconds the waters of this mystical river flow up into the sky
02:41they will take you wherever you want to go but where will we find this river just follow that
02:47path but beware you must never touch the beauty that breathes the beast beauty that breathes the
02:56beast what is that cinderella with bad breath he's gone well i'm not taking one step until he comes
03:03back and explains that stupid riddle you can wait here if you want to eric but we're going to find
03:08that river that rains upside down
03:16river that rains upside down oh great which way do we go now whichever path we take will be the
03:28wrong
03:28one then let's take them ball good thinking bobby i'll go with erica pesto down that path and we'll take
03:35the other come on are you sure we're still on the path the only thing i'm sure of is that
03:46i'm not sure
03:53it's a metal wall what's it doing out here in the middle of nowhere i don't know
04:01i don't like the look of this
04:10bobby the barbarian and who are you
04:13bobby the barbarian and who are you
04:24bobby the barbarian and who are you
04:34Oh, yeah? Never write with Steve Garvey number on your nose.
04:39I trust you like flies.
04:43Magic, Bo, don't fail me now.
04:48Way to go, Hank!
04:53Uh-oh, I think you got him mad.
05:00That thing's indestructible.
05:02I can't beat him. Join him!
05:10Okay, Sheila. Do your stuff.
05:15Hey, Tim, Grant!
05:20Down here!
05:32I wonder what he was guarding.
05:34Uh, maybe that upside-down river thing. I'll go look.
05:42Well?
05:44Nope! No river!
05:46At least we'll get a nice suntan.
05:49Do you think this might be that river that rains upside-down?
05:55Well, I'm upside-down, and it's not raining.
05:58Quit clowning, Presto!
06:01Hey, guys! Look at this!
06:03What is it? The prettiest flower I've ever seen!
06:06You think this is a beauty? You should see my mom's garden back home. This is nothing.
06:12Eric, wait a minute. Did you say beauty?
06:15Yeah, what of it?
06:17Remember what Dungeon Master said? Beware of beauty that frees the beast.
06:27Now you tell me. It's a good thing for you nothing happens.
06:32What are you guys staring at?
06:38Some friends you are.
06:41Just because I've got a little frog in my throat is nothing to laugh about.
06:45I've got to get some water.
06:49Works.
06:50Yay! A monster!
06:52Oh, it was hideous!
06:54Quick! We've got to get out of here!
06:57Relax, Eric.
06:59Relax? Are you nuts?
07:00We've got to split before it gets us!
07:03Don't worry. It's not going to get us. It already got you.
07:10Huh? No!
07:15It's not possible!
07:18I'm...
07:19Disgusting!
07:22What am I going to do?
07:23I can't go around looking like this!
07:26Why not?
07:28Come on, Presto. Eric's got a real...
