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00:00:10Music
00:00:49Music
00:01:25Music
00:01:50Pass your wrist
00:01:52You are at home
00:01:53Get comfortable
00:01:56I like to stay home
00:01:57Almost naked
00:01:58And where are the others?
00:02:00Who is it?
00:02:01But you didn't say we were coming to your house for a get-together with friends.
00:02:04Ah, yes, yes, yes
00:02:05They haven't arrived yet, but they won't be long.
00:02:08German
00:02:09Who is Germán?
00:02:10German
00:02:11Germán, ah, yes, my servant
00:02:13But I think today was his day off.
00:02:15He must have left
00:02:16Nice house, Carlos
00:02:18Yes, yes
00:02:21Not bad
00:02:22Pleasant
00:02:28Table set for two people
00:02:29Carlos
00:02:31This looks very much like a setup.
00:02:34Do you think I'm capable of something like that?
00:02:37Only short people do that.
00:02:39Ah, intellectually speaking
00:02:43Come on, Alicia, let's be honest
00:02:45You're not going to tell me you believed that story about the friends meeting, are you?
00:02:49It's a very old trick
00:02:50Good evening, Carlos
00:02:52Just a moment, Alicia
00:02:55A joke
00:02:56They won't be long
00:02:58There are several boys and girls
00:03:00You're rich, aren't you?
00:03:01Yeah
00:03:01So
00:03:02Why did we come by taxi?
00:03:06I have several cars
00:03:07But ever since I've had my servant
00:03:08He's a master driver.
00:03:10I haven't driven again.
00:03:11Ah, yes
00:03:12Driving used to be fun.
00:03:15Today, only a projected angina.
00:03:18Wait, Alice
00:03:21Ende, would you like something to drink?
00:03:24My servant is a bartender
00:03:25Perfect
00:03:27Here we have one of their cocktails
00:03:29They are delicious
00:03:30Let me out, Carlos
00:03:31You have disappointed me.
00:03:31When you came into the store and gave me your name
00:03:34I got my hopes up
00:03:35Carlos Márquez, the famous playboy
00:03:37And then, when you asked me out, I hesitated
00:03:39You have a reputation as a dangerous man.
00:03:41But now you've behaved in a way
00:03:44Please don't make things worse.
00:03:48Alicia, please
00:03:50I've never been as interested in a girl as I am in you.
00:03:52Don't go
00:03:53Let me
00:04:00On the other hand, if I'm to tell you the truth
00:04:02I imagined you differently
00:04:03Already
00:04:05Higher
00:04:05Wider
00:04:07More handsome
00:04:09I've heard that many times.
00:04:10Bye
00:04:27German
00:04:29German
00:04:29My servant must have left
00:04:32It's his day off.
00:04:33Get comfortable, doll.
00:04:35Nice house, Carlos
00:04:37Yes, that's not bad.
00:04:38Pleasant
00:04:41I like walking around the house naked
00:04:44You can do the same if you want
00:04:47Take it off
00:04:47Take off your dress, go on
00:04:49Impossible, my dear
00:04:50I'm not wearing anything underneath.
00:04:52Oh, no?
00:04:54You were very sure that he would come to your house
00:04:56And have you already set the table?
00:04:58That idiot of a servant of mine, Germán, sometimes does good things.
00:05:01By the way, Carlos
00:05:02Don't you have a car?
00:05:04Because?
00:05:05Did we have to come in mine?
00:05:07I hate driving
00:05:08It used to be a bit of fun for me.
00:05:12But now it's an alternative to angina.
00:05:15My servant drives.
00:05:16But I don't know which is worse.
00:05:17Because he does it like a mule
00:05:18Would you like something to drink?
00:05:19I'm half drunk, but I'm thirsty
00:05:22You can drink whatever you want
00:05:23Except for that cocktail prepared by Germán
00:05:25It tastes awful.
00:05:27It doesn't seem like your servant does anything to your liking.
00:05:29Why do you have it?
00:05:30Well, you know how difficult the service is.
00:05:35There is no ice.
00:05:37That idiot should have prepared it.
00:05:38Ice, sir
00:05:39Don't leave it here to prevent it from melting.
00:05:42Germán, serve Miss
00:05:45At the Lord's command
00:05:55One or two?
00:05:56One is enough
00:05:57The ice tastes like clear water
00:05:59Not this one, miss.
00:06:00I prepare it with distilled water
00:06:02Ah, then two
00:06:04German
00:06:04Do you want to prepare something for us?
00:06:06We haven't had dinner.
00:06:07A cold dinner is ready, sir.
00:06:11Yeah
00:06:13Perfect
00:06:16Dear
00:06:16Would you like to take a ride on the yacht after dinner?
00:06:20It's so beautiful to see the sunrise over the sea
00:06:24I prefer to watch the sunrise lying in your bed
00:06:26It is true that in the moment of love you are like an unleashed fury
00:06:30Who told you that?
00:06:31Don't be modest
00:06:33You have fame, you have popularity, you have...
00:06:36Spun egg?
00:06:37That?
00:06:37If the gentlemen would like spun egg yolk
00:06:40Whatever you want, Germán!
00:06:42Do you know what Piluca Costas said about you?
00:06:44No, what did he say?
00:06:46That you might have been a playboy
00:06:47But in bed you behaved like a bricklayer
00:06:50A bricklayer, huh?
00:06:51And you even hit her
00:06:53Are you going to hit me?
00:06:55Roast chicken?
00:06:56Which area does the gentleman prefer?
00:06:58Whichever one you want, Germán
00:07:01Carlos, what do you like most about me?
00:07:03The thigh
00:07:04What are you saying, you idiot?
00:07:06I'll give the young lady the chicken leg
00:07:09Excuse me
00:07:11My love
00:07:12Carlos, what are you waiting for?
00:07:14Tartar sauce
00:07:16Will you just shut up already, what are you saying?
00:07:18Say
00:07:20I'm saying I'm missing the tartar sauce, sir.
00:07:23I'm going for it
00:07:41I'm going out
00:07:42To prevent anyone from bothering us
00:07:52I'm hot
00:07:59Don't be late
00:08:00Just enough time to serve myself food
00:08:13I've doubled the gentleman's glass.
00:08:15Thank you so much
00:08:19What perfume is the gentleman wearing today?
00:08:24Rochas Men
00:08:34Has the man smoked?
00:08:36Turks
00:08:38Oh well
00:08:40How many times do I have to tell the gentleman about Turkish cigarettes?
00:08:43I have a cough
00:08:44I'm sorry, Germán
00:08:45I've forgotten
00:08:47It's not important, but...
00:08:49Carlos
00:08:50Why are you taking so long?
00:08:55Don't be impatient, doll
00:08:58I'm all yours right away
00:09:02Is there anything else you would like, sir?
00:09:03Out of curiosity
00:09:05Should we hit Piluca Costas?
00:09:07Ah, yes, yes, yes
00:09:08I had no other choice.
00:09:08In his drunken stupor, he started singing zarzuela.
00:09:10It was just two meaningless slaps
00:09:11Carlos
00:09:12I'll end up falling asleep
00:09:14I'm with you now, my love.
00:09:15I won't take any time.
00:09:16But if I don't stick it
00:09:17I would still be with the rose of the saffron harvest
00:09:20Apparently, he liked it.
00:09:21And he goes around telling everyone.
00:09:23What are you doing?
00:09:25To find out what they like, huh?
00:09:27Don't know
00:09:29I improvise
00:09:31On the other hand, how does Mr.
00:09:33Once here
00:09:34Don't go?
00:09:36I don't know
00:09:38I improvise
00:09:38Ah, yes, of course.
00:09:40Well, then
00:09:43With the permission of the gentleman
00:09:49Your Vivelot is here!
00:09:51Darling
00:09:54I've had to deal with some matters
00:09:56With my faithful Germán
00:10:00It's like casting daisies before swine.
00:10:26German
00:10:28That?
00:10:30Have you seen it yet?
00:10:31What did he tell you?
00:10:31You showed him the x-rays
00:10:33Come on, man!
00:10:33Please
00:10:33Not here, sir.
00:10:36Discretion
00:10:43What did he tell you?
00:10:45Have you seen him?
00:10:46Were you able to show him the x-rays?
00:10:49Don't scare me
00:10:50I'm worse.
00:10:52No
00:10:53Worse than that
00:10:54Thank goodness
00:10:56But it's not any better either.
00:10:58Oh well
00:10:59So what's the decision?
00:11:01What did he tell you?
00:11:03It seems to be
00:11:04That the external walls
00:11:05From the spinal cord
00:11:06They are remarkably fortified
00:11:08But
00:11:08Does that mean that
00:11:09Perhaps
00:11:10Ever
00:11:12Yeah
00:11:12That someday
00:11:14Only once
00:11:15Can the gentleman
00:11:16Lift a chair
00:11:17Carry to bed
00:11:18To a lady
00:11:19If it's not too thick
00:11:20Make the precise muscular effort
00:11:22To tear a dress
00:11:23Which will be natural, of course.
00:11:25AND
00:11:25AND
00:11:26AND
00:11:27AND
00:11:27And nothing more
00:11:29Come on, that's all
00:11:30If there is one thing the Lord values in his life
00:11:31Because it seems to be
00:11:32That the internal zone
00:11:33From the spinal cord
00:11:34That is to say
00:11:36The one who has to work
00:11:37From the break
00:11:38About the dress
00:11:40It is a type of semolina.
00:11:43Unfortunately, maltrera
00:11:46He prescribed it for me, sir.
00:11:47Some pills
00:11:48And some suppositories
00:11:49Excuse me
00:11:52In short?
00:11:54In short
00:11:55No
00:11:56Absolutely not
00:11:57For now
00:11:59Sexual relations
00:12:00For Mr.
00:12:03Negative
00:12:03But that's impossible.
00:12:04German
00:12:05You know my livelihood
00:12:07You know I'm famous
00:12:08Quite the opposite
00:12:09Yes, but
00:12:10I've always been a playboy
00:12:11Yeah
00:12:12And why?
00:12:14The man is handsome.
00:12:15The man is clever.
00:12:17The world revolves around money.
00:12:18And who controls the money?
00:12:20The few who have it
00:12:21Social justice
00:12:22It's something they should
00:12:23Every day
00:12:23What are you saying, man?
00:12:24What are you saying?
00:12:25Oh, no?
00:12:26Sex
00:12:26And the violence
00:12:27Ah, yes
00:12:28Yes indeed
00:12:28And if I want to keep living
00:12:30With this luxury that I have
00:12:31I must fulfill my well-earned
00:12:33Don Juan's reputation
00:12:34Did you understand?
00:12:35I'm perfectly fine.
00:12:36It's the doctor who doesn't understand.
00:12:38That doctor is an idiot.
00:12:39And why don't you go?
00:12:40And does he speak to the idiot personally?
00:12:42Do you know how long it would take?
00:12:42Will everyone find out?
00:12:44A few minutes
00:12:44You don't understand
00:12:45Business, bad
00:12:47And you don't know
00:12:48That a secretary in love
00:12:49It can help you earn more money
00:12:51That the president
00:12:51From a board of directors
00:12:53And the wife
00:12:54From a president
00:12:55Board of directors?
00:12:56Okay, I can get you now.
00:12:58A matching stock package
00:12:59As if to resurrect a dead man
00:13:01Don't despair, sir
00:13:02Dr. García López says
00:13:04If he continues to take care of himself
00:13:05As before
00:13:06Perhaps
00:13:06Maybe in three years
00:13:08Three years?
00:13:10Three?
00:13:11Besides
00:13:12I can't keep abusing you
00:13:14Mr. [name] doesn't need to worry about me.
00:13:16I love being taken advantage of
00:13:19Yes, but there are things
00:13:21Nothing, sir
00:13:22I will continue to sacrifice myself
00:13:23For as long as it takes.
00:13:24And if the gentleman desires nothing more
00:13:26I'm going home to put these x-rays away.
00:13:28Yes, yes
00:13:30And be careful.
00:13:31You know about this matter
00:13:32Nobody can find out
00:13:33Go on, don't worry, sir
00:13:34He cannot deny it
00:14:04What? Is everything okay?
00:14:06Everything's fine.
00:14:08Take your x-rays.
00:14:09He didn't suspect a thing.
00:14:10How could he suspect anything?
00:14:11If you change the patient's name on an X-ray, it could be anyone's.
00:14:15It's not a photo.
00:14:17Hey, by the way, are you feeling that bad?
00:14:20Well, I feel good sometimes.
00:14:22But a pretty girl walks by.
00:14:23Hey, and my legs are shaking.
00:14:25Because a year ago I trusted them and said, these doctors are crazy.
00:14:28I threw caution to the wind and went off with a 75-kilo brunette.
00:14:33And?
00:14:34Don't look.
00:14:35Cold sweats.
00:14:36Dizziness.
00:14:37My hands were trembling.
00:14:39And the brunette saying, "You're going to get nervous at your age."
00:14:41And it was cracking.
00:14:44Come on in, we need to talk.
00:14:55But what's wrong with you?
00:14:57I can tell you're worried.
00:14:59And I am.
00:15:00Today my master told me that nobody has heard of Dr. García López.
00:15:03It's not unusual.
00:15:04We made up the doctor and the name to scare your boss.
00:15:07Yes, yes.
00:15:07But that's not all.
00:15:09You tried again.
00:15:11You tried to pick up a girl again, all by yourself.
00:15:14Yeah?
00:15:14And have I failed again?
00:15:16I scare them away.
00:15:17Yes, back in my youth, when we went to parties, I would dance and chat with the girls.
00:15:24Within half an hour, every boy had a girl.
00:15:28And it was me who stayed behind, alone, putting records on the gramophone.
00:15:33Yeah.
00:15:34Oh, I haven't used the "paya cañí" (a derogatory term for a certain type of flamenco singer) many times
00:15:36So, why is your boss flirting?
00:15:38The wretch has money, and he's handsome.
00:15:41And according to him, all women have a maternal spirit.
00:15:44It touches their hearts.
00:15:45Yes, he tells them some very sad stories.
00:15:48And it makes them cry.
00:15:49In short, the tear is worked.
00:15:51Hey, why don't you do the same?
00:15:52I already did it once.
00:15:54I told one of them that I was an orphan.
00:15:57That in my youth I had nothing to eat.
00:16:00And what did she do?
00:16:01He was touched, of course.
00:16:02He laughed himself silly.
00:16:04That was wrong.
00:16:05Look, don't joke around, okay?
00:16:11Alfonsito.
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13What do I owe you?
00:16:13It's 150 for the washing and the rental of the x-ray machine.
00:16:17Let's say 5,000.
00:16:18For example...
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:19Okay, so let's put in 3,000 and you'll be burning hot, huh?
00:16:21Yes, yes, vitamin B levels have risen a lot.
00:16:23I was missing potato omelet, which is cheaper and healthier.
00:16:28German!
00:16:31German!
00:16:33Bring me breakfast, I'm in a hurry.
00:16:35I have it ready, sir.
00:16:39Does the gentleman have a backache?
00:16:41A bit.
00:16:41I had a bad night.
00:16:43It's not strange.
00:16:44His vertebrae...
00:16:46No, that's not it.
00:16:48I'm worried about you.
00:16:50Things cannot continue like this.
00:16:53He already knows that the gentleman doesn't need to worry about me.
00:16:57My spirit of sacrifice is enormous.
00:17:00I wouldn't do it for another reason, of course, but...
00:17:02The Lord is the Lord.
00:17:04I sincerely thank you.
00:17:06It doesn't matter.
00:17:12What's happening?
00:17:13You know, I'm just temperamental.
00:17:17I like dark-haired hyenas.
00:17:19And lately the gentleman has shown a morbid inclination towards the blonde and slender type of Nordic women.
00:17:24Yes, but we are in a time when we cannot choose.
00:17:28I had made a little list.
00:17:30For example, Miss Alcalá Rebollo Julita.
00:17:33His father owns construction companies.
00:17:35And she is...
00:17:37Yes, maybe, but I hadn't realized it, had I?
00:17:40Then there's Alice.
00:17:41I met her recently.
00:17:42She works in a fine lingerie boutique.
00:17:44I don't know who he is, no.
00:17:45I will introduce her to the gentleman.
00:17:47It's very nice.
00:17:48If it were possible, of course.
00:17:51You convince her.
00:17:53She brings it here.
00:17:55And then I...
00:17:56Then...
00:17:58Then...
00:18:00Then there is Montragón's widow.
00:18:02Her husband left her kidney well covered.
00:18:05Excuse me.
00:18:07And besides, lately the gentleman brings in very little widowed merchandise.
00:18:10It's a really good game.
00:18:12Okay, bring that.
00:18:14I'll do what I can.
00:18:16Very grateful to the gentleman.
00:18:17It doesn't matter.
00:18:18If they call, I'm in the office.
00:18:20Yes sir.
00:18:24Good morning.
00:18:25Laura, the correspondence.
00:18:27Right now, Don Carlos.
00:18:29Carmina.
00:18:30Carmina.
00:18:30Yeah?
00:18:31Notify the mechanic.
00:18:32He needs to repair one of the boat's engines.
00:18:34I could go to sea with him tomorrow.
00:18:35I know a lot about mechanics.
00:18:39I can imagine, but I prefer a technician, you know?
00:18:42Didn't you tell me that the night you bit my shoulder?
00:18:45Ah.
00:18:48But did I bite you?
00:18:49Don't you remember?
00:18:51Well, I liked it.
00:18:54Well, I'm a different person at night.
00:18:59What a guy.
00:19:01Good morning, Marta.
00:19:02Anything new?
00:19:03No, Don Carlos.
00:19:04Just a few calls.
00:19:09Come on, please, woman.
00:19:10What if someone comes?
00:19:12I'm jealous.
00:19:13You don't listen to me.
00:19:14More than a year without a kiss from you.
00:19:16Yes, but things have changed a lot in a year.
00:19:19I know.
00:19:20You above all.
00:19:22I've spoken to the other girls.
00:19:23You bit Carmina on the shoulder.
00:19:25Laura still has a mark from your fingers on her hip.
00:19:29You weren't so wild before.
00:19:31Uh, imagine.
00:19:32Now I even glue some of them on.
00:19:34Oh really?
00:19:36Well, you slap me and you've got a wife for life.
00:19:39No, no, don't worry.
00:19:40I am incapable of touching a woman.
00:19:42During the day and in broad daylight.
00:19:43But at night.
00:19:44And from what I've been told lately.
00:19:46In the dark.
00:19:47You're blinding yourself by giving firewood.
00:19:49Okay, that's enough, right?
00:19:50We have to work.
00:19:51Has Metalasa's lawyer called?
00:19:53Did they agree to send it to me?
00:19:54Yes, he called.
00:19:56But he has that matter resolved.
00:19:57I need it because I'm risking more than six million.
00:20:00I say that he has it sorted out because the lawyer is a woman.
00:20:03Ah, a woman, huh?
00:20:06And what is it like?
00:20:07Find out more.
00:20:08Don't worry.
00:20:09I even have a picture of him.
00:20:10Doña Dorotea Campomanes.
00:20:12Thirty years.
00:20:13Although she says she is twenty-five.
00:20:15Well, she looks thirty-five.
00:20:17But he's very intelligent.
00:20:18I don't mind if they're a bit rough.
00:20:20As long as they are...
00:20:22Full.
00:20:23Well, I have an appointment with her this afternoon for a drink.
00:20:27Then we'll come back here for dinner and...
00:20:30The thing is, tonight...
00:20:33I'm not feeling well.
00:20:35I think I even have a fever and I won't be able to.
00:20:38Germán, you have to be there through thick and thin.
00:20:41Let's get to the ripe ones.
00:20:42But not the beans.
00:20:44I'm sorry, but it's a very important matter.
00:20:46I'm just fed up with that skinny guy...
00:20:49Like the one at the lava board.
00:20:54But of course, the gentleman cannot, and the gentleman's health comes first.
00:20:57Thank you, Germán.
00:20:58I knew I could trust you.
00:21:00It doesn't matter.
00:21:00I need to give you a raise.
00:21:02Good idea.
00:21:04Didn't I upload it for you last month?
00:21:06Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:21:07But you know how much it's gone up.
00:21:08Vitamin B?
00:21:09Yes, yes, of course.
00:21:11Well, we'll talk about that later.
00:21:13I'm running late.
00:21:15Have everything ready.
00:21:16All.
00:21:18I'll have it, sir.
00:21:26Then, at the orphanage, I met a nurse.
00:21:30Was that the first one?
00:21:31No.
00:21:31Neither.
00:21:33He took me to the infirmary.
00:21:35And he wanted us to make love.
00:21:37But on the operating table.
00:21:39How awful!
00:21:40As if it were appendicitis.
00:21:41And you refused, of course.
00:21:42I bought it.
00:21:44What's the difference?
00:21:45You, on the other hand, are a sensitive soul.
00:21:48She, on the other hand, called me Mariquita.
00:21:51And then what?
00:21:53After.
00:21:54Nothing.
00:21:55Like nothing, but you do have a reputation as a playboy.
00:21:58Yes, of course, but...
00:21:59I am a man without love.
00:22:01Women.
00:22:02Women don't understand me.
00:22:06It's getting late and they're going to kick us out of here.
00:22:09I would like...
00:22:11I have something to explain to you, okay?
00:22:12Business?
00:22:13Please don't disappoint me.
00:22:16It's been so long since I've met such an intelligent woman.
00:22:20Which I can elaborate on at length.
00:22:22So, what do you come up with?
00:22:24We could go to my house.
00:22:26I think my servant will have prepared something for dinner.
00:22:28Oh, no way.
00:22:29You're crazy, darling.
00:22:31You are the opposite.
00:22:32I can't go into your apartment with you alone.
00:22:35I could lose my honor.
00:22:36My professional honor, of course, because I couldn't care less about the other one.
00:22:40Look, I'll tell you what we can do.
00:22:46Residence of Mr. Carlos Márquez, tell me.
00:22:48Germán, do you have everything ready?
00:22:50Yes sir.
00:22:52What can you do?
00:22:53Okay, then pick it all up.
00:22:55Don't tell me things have gone wrong.
00:22:56Well, I'm glad because I was dead tired and we could have looked terrible.
00:23:00No, nothing has been damaged.
00:23:02The plan is the same.
00:23:03But instead of having dinner at home, we go to her apartment.
00:23:06Well, I'm sorry, but I don't play on enemy territory.
00:23:09Alright.
00:23:10You're abandoning me to my fate, okay?
00:23:11I have no choice but to go.
00:23:13In the end.
00:23:14Because tomorrow the gentleman has to do me a favor.
00:23:20Where do you live, Auntie Firecracker?
00:23:22It's a very nice house.
00:23:24I like it.
00:23:25Although they say it has a very bad reputation because there are many problems here.
00:23:29But I don't care about that.
00:23:32Well, sit down and help yourself to whatever you want.
00:23:35I'm going to get comfortable.
00:23:39And let it be known that for me, getting comfortable means wearing very little fabric.
00:23:44Clear.
00:23:45I won't be long.
00:24:00I won't be long.
00:24:02I won't be long.
00:24:11I won't be long.
00:24:14I won't be long.
00:24:39Subscribe to the channel!
00:24:45What was the third one?
00:24:48No, no, no, the fourth...
00:24:51Who's calling you?
00:24:52Who are you asking about?
00:24:54Ma'am, I'm the night watchman.
00:24:56Her husband just came, he's parking.
00:25:25Her husband just came, he's parking.
00:25:47Did you hear the automatic phone ring?
00:25:49No.
00:25:50Don't worry, it's just a misunderstanding.
00:25:52I'm not waiting for anyone.
00:25:54I'll be right out, darling.
00:25:55Don't rush.
00:26:05Second?
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Yes, this one, this one.
00:26:13Hey, I got it!
00:26:14Hey, I got it!
00:26:15Here it is.
00:26:16I knew he wouldn't get away from me.
00:26:18Lucio, Lucio, you're wrong.
00:26:20I have never seen this man.
00:26:21There you have it.
00:26:22That's my wife.
00:26:23Margarita, here is your lover.
00:26:25Nice to meet you, sir.
00:26:26Nice to meet you.
00:26:27No pretense!
00:26:28If you'll allow me, a brief explanation.
00:26:31A lowercase one.
00:26:32I will give it to her.
00:26:33I'd been suspicious for a while, so I came in through the kitchen at just the right moment.
00:26:37that the night watchman warned my wife.
00:26:40Well, well, actually...
00:26:41Tell him to be quiet!
00:26:42So I've already caught you red-handed.
00:26:44All that's left for me is to kill you both.
00:26:46Man, can't you hear?
00:26:47Margarita, bring a kitchen knife.
00:26:49Right now.
00:26:50Daisy.
00:26:50That?
00:26:51Don't bring anything.
00:26:52Lucio, I swear it's the first time I've ever seen this man.
00:26:55And I'm going to believe it.
00:26:56Don Lucio, let's reason.
00:26:58If I were this virtuous lady's lover, I would come knocking on the door.
00:27:02Wouldn't it make sense for it to have a lock?
00:27:04Hey?
00:27:05Hey?
00:27:06That would be normal, wouldn't it?
00:27:08I don't know.
00:27:09I've gone to the wrong floor.
00:27:10I am looking for the lawyer, Mrs. Dorotea Campomar.
00:27:13Oh, yes, she's the upstairs neighbor.
00:27:14Do you see it?
00:27:15I don't trust him.
00:27:15Call that lady right now.
00:27:18Right away, Don Lucio.
00:27:19I hope everything goes well, Margarita.
00:27:21I hope everything goes well, because if it doesn't...
00:27:24No!
00:27:25Damn, what a beast.
00:27:30The house is here.
00:27:45Come on?
00:27:47I'm speaking with the lawyer, Mrs. Dorotea Campomanes, right?
00:27:51Doña Dorotea, what?
00:27:53Sorry, you have the wrong phone number.
00:27:55Very well, agreed.
00:27:56It's you, Doña Dorotea, isn't it?
00:28:00I recognized her by her voice.
00:28:02Me, Doña Dorotea?
00:28:03Listen, friend, don't drink it from a jug, it'll make you feel terrible.
00:28:05Listen!
00:28:06I am Germán Tomillo, Mrs. Dorotea.
00:28:10German Tomillo!
00:28:11Ah, Germán!
00:28:12So, are we going to assemble the cup?
00:28:13We're kidding.
00:28:14You see, Doña Dorotea.
00:28:15There's been a silly misunderstanding.
00:28:18And I need you to identify me to a man who believes there's something going on between his wife and me.
00:28:24Just look at me...
00:28:26Please, Germán, you are incapable of such a thing.
00:28:29Is that okay?
00:28:30Ah, yes, perfect!
00:28:31Well, if that's what it's worth, then it's worth five thousand.
00:28:33And a horn!
00:28:34No, no, no, wait a minute, it wasn't about you.
00:28:36I was telling Doña Dorotea that the man thought I was going to...
00:28:39put.
00:28:40Yes, um...
00:28:43Okay...
00:28:43Anything goes.
00:28:46Now, please speak to the gentleman.
00:28:51Let's see.
00:28:54Excuse me, ma'am, but this gentleman came by and I thought...
00:28:58No, no, please, Germán is a gentleman.
00:29:00There, there!
00:29:01I'm your downstairs neighbor, and as you mentioned, I was coming to visit you...
00:29:05So, when does he tell her?
00:29:06Yes, she has caught an illness and I am pursuing legal action against the laundry where she worked.
00:29:12What is it, Dolan?
00:29:12It's a misnomer...
00:29:13What's this called?
00:29:15Pygmeitis!
00:29:16The patient starts to shrink, to shrink, I mean, he gives up.
00:29:20And it ends up being forty centimeters tall.
00:29:23Well, this one...
00:29:25The best thing is that nobody touches him or gets close.
00:29:28Okay, okay, ma'am, that's fine. Goodbye, thank you very much.
00:29:34You may leave.
00:29:36Nice to meet you.
00:29:37No, no, no, don't touch him!
00:29:38You're going to end up scrawny.
00:29:40Hey?
00:29:40You, just leave already.
00:29:42Alright.
00:29:43Bye bye.
00:29:44Good night.
00:29:44Goodbye, goodbye.
00:29:45It's a shame because it's going to...
00:29:48Don't come near me!
00:29:49I'm going to the bathroom to take an alcohol shower.
00:29:51What bad luck to meet a pygmy.
00:29:57Hurry!
00:29:58Come on!
00:29:59Hurry up, stop talking!
00:30:00Hey, beast!
00:30:01He broke my septum through the door.
00:30:03And if he hits me live on air, he'll crack my skull open!
00:30:06What an animal!
00:30:07Shut up!
00:30:07I'll find shovels at this hour!
00:30:09Shut up!
00:30:11I'm here!
00:30:16Do you like me like this, Carlos?
00:30:18Yes, yes, of course.
00:30:22And?
00:30:23You come?
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:24As soon as I finish this drink.
00:30:27The truth is, I thought you were more assertive.
00:30:30Well, it's because I have low blood pressure.
00:30:33I'll be with you right away.
00:30:34Ah!
00:30:34And turn off the light.
00:30:35Love is blind, you know.
00:30:38Yes, but be careful.
00:30:39Because you don't know my room and you might bump into a piece of furniture.
00:30:42Even so, I prefer it in the dark.
00:30:45You're in charge, handsome.
00:30:49I'm ready, love.
00:30:50Alright.
00:30:54Here I come.
00:31:02Here I am.
00:31:03I thought you'd never arrive.
00:31:04Where were you?
00:31:05If I were to tell the gentleman...
00:31:07Where is the firecracker?
00:31:09There.
00:31:09In there.
00:31:10You're playing hard to get, sweetheart.
00:31:13Hush, my dear!
00:31:14And don't be a hypocrite.
00:31:15What's happening?
00:31:16He looks tired.
00:31:18Before I can love, I need to do some exercise.
00:31:24That's fine, but don't tire yourself out too much.
00:31:27Don't worry!
00:31:28One, two.
00:31:30One, two.
00:31:31One, two.
00:31:33One, two.
00:31:34I think the gentleman could go home.
00:31:36I intend to deal with this matter by taking a break.
00:31:39One, two.
00:31:40One, two.
00:31:41One moment.
00:31:42One, two.
00:31:43Today it's colony nine's turn.
00:31:44Nine.
00:31:44Okay, okay.
00:31:45One, two.
00:31:47One, two.
00:31:48One, two.
00:31:49One, two.
00:31:50One, two.
00:31:50That's awful.
00:31:51One, two.
00:31:52One, two.
00:31:54Here I am, darling.
00:31:55Tonight will be unforgettable for you.
00:32:01What happened to you?
00:32:02What, have I broken?
00:32:03A pimple.
00:32:04Do you want me to turn on the light?
00:32:05No, no, absolutely not, but...
00:32:07Who would think of putting this chair in the middle of here?
00:32:10I left it for your clothes.
00:32:11And as you say, love is blind.
00:32:12Well, tonight he's going to be blind and lame.
00:32:14Oh, damn it!
00:32:20Remind the gentleman that we're going to be late.
00:32:22I'm coming.
00:32:23The cap is too small for me.
00:32:25Since we rented the uniform so hastily,
00:32:29The truth is that the gentleman looks very elegant.
00:32:32He should have studied to be a general.
00:32:34I think I'm disgusting.
00:32:35No, don't exaggerate, sir.
00:32:37I find it beautiful.
00:32:39What are we going to do?
00:32:41Is it stupid?
00:32:42Don't believe it, it's compensation.
00:32:45The guests at our special dinners
00:32:47The gentleman always brings them.
00:32:48What's wrong with me choosing sometimes?
00:32:50But why do I have to wear a mask?
00:32:52I've already told him.
00:32:53She thinks I'm Carlos Márquez.
00:32:55You must be Germán Tomillo.
00:32:58She'll be dark-haired and chubby, just the way you like them, right?
00:33:01Not exactly, sir.
00:33:03Well, the sooner we leave the better, right?
00:33:05The gentleman is very kind.
00:33:06And we won't be going anywhere where they might recognize me, right?
00:33:09Dressed like that, even his own father wouldn't recognize him.
00:33:15Come on, open it, what are you waiting for?
00:33:16I think the gentleman should get used to it.
00:33:19Huh?
00:33:20Ah, I see, I see.
00:33:24Come in, Don Carlos.
00:33:26Thank you, Germán.
00:33:27And now try to drive without acting like an idiot, okay?
00:33:32We're off to a bad start.
00:33:36This is a very nice place.
00:33:38Do you like it?
00:33:39Yes, I don't care.
00:33:40We've been walking a thousand kilometers without stopping.
00:33:42And I'm not moving from here.
00:33:43Alright.
00:33:45This site is worth it, Germán.
00:33:50Is this okay?
00:33:51Don't do it, sir.
00:33:55We'll be fine here.
00:33:59Shall we take a bath?
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00Yeah, man, a little makeover would do us good.
00:34:05It would be fantastic for the gentlemen.
00:34:07Germán, you start preparing the food.
00:34:09And I'm going to put on my bikini.
00:34:15Is it always like that?
00:34:17So?
00:34:19This is so pleasant to be next.
00:34:22Ah.
00:34:23Sometimes it's worse.
00:34:25I'll keep that in mind.
00:34:27It will be like a lesson in humility.
00:34:30What does the girl think?
00:34:34I don't know what you like.
00:34:36Because it's fantastic.
00:34:38Isn't that right?
00:34:41Take care of her, sir.
00:34:42Let's not let it slip away.
00:34:44I don't like it when you talk about her like that.
00:34:46I don't think it's like the others.
00:34:49Oh, no?
00:34:51So what?
00:34:54I don't know.
00:34:56Something.
00:34:57It's different.
00:34:59Like Spain?
00:35:00I'm serious.
00:35:01It's different.
00:35:02Shall we go, Carlos?
00:35:04Ah, yes, yes.
00:35:05Come on.
00:35:05Germán will stay behind to set the table.
00:35:07Whatever you say, Don Carlos.
00:35:09Until now.
00:35:10Come on, go for it.
00:35:13I'll teach you how to swim.
00:35:14I do it really well.
00:35:20Very good, Germán.
00:35:22Very good.
00:35:23The food was magnificent.
00:35:25Thank you, sir.
00:35:26The gentleman is very kind.
00:35:27Now you can grab your sandwich and go eat it.
00:35:33I'm not hungry, sir.
00:35:34Come on, come on!
00:35:42What do you think?
00:35:43Who?
00:35:44German?
00:35:45He does things well.
00:35:46But he's nice.
00:35:47Don't know.
00:35:48We barely exchanged two words.
00:35:49Well, he's nice.
00:35:50And he's very successful with cheetahs.
00:35:53It's possible.
00:35:54Of course, it loses a little something in the uniform.
00:35:56Well, I'm not going to have the servant dressed in a fringe here.
00:35:58Clear.
00:35:59German.
00:36:01German.
00:36:03German.
00:36:03Come on, Germán.
00:36:05The young lady is speaking to you.
00:36:06Excuse me, sir.
00:36:07But I hadn't heard him.
00:36:10Yes, Miss Alicia?
00:36:12Your master says you are irresistible to women.
00:36:16Is that what the gentleman says?
00:36:18Yes, it seems like their public relations.
00:36:20The gentleman is very kind.
00:36:24Because?
00:36:25Why am I kind?
00:36:27It's my flaw.
00:36:28No.
00:36:33Because?
00:36:35Why the exchange of personalities?
00:36:46You see, I'll explain it to you.
00:36:48One moment.
00:36:49You'll have to explain it to him.
00:36:51But I'm going to eat, okay?
00:36:52Yes sir.
00:36:53To the.
00:36:54With my seat, sir.
00:37:01You see, Alicia.
00:37:05I like you a lot.
00:37:08And since I'm useless at winning over a woman.
00:37:11German.
00:37:12A clean plate.
00:37:13Yes sir.
00:37:15Right now, sir.
00:37:18I hope you understand and forgive me.
00:37:21She will forgive you.
00:37:23But I...
00:37:27Then, when I became an orphan, I was taken in by an aunt who didn't really like me that much, to be honest.
00:37:33The life of a child without parents is very sad.
00:37:35What are you going to tell me?
00:37:39German.
00:37:40Mister.
00:37:40Let's hurry, otherwise we'll arrive at night.
00:37:45You're slower than usual today.
00:37:48Follow us.
00:37:49Yes sir.
00:37:50I'm following you now.
00:37:51But the little box is so necessary.
00:37:54Clear.
00:37:56I plan to fill the garden with sea stones and rocks.
00:37:59And the ones we've picked are so beautiful.
00:38:02No, yes, they are pretty.
00:38:03But so many are needed.
00:38:05No, yes.
00:38:07No no.
00:38:07No, no, no.
00:38:09No no.
00:38:11No.
00:38:14No.
00:38:16No.
00:38:18No.
00:38:22No.
00:38:28No.
00:38:58Thank you!
00:39:28Thank you!
00:39:39Thank you!
00:39:43Dish!
00:39:44Dish!
00:39:48Look, look!
00:39:50It's very nice!
00:39:52But the men are going to shoot, be careful!
00:40:13German! German!
00:40:17Prepare the smoke in which that one wasn't.
00:40:19Even today?
00:40:20Also?
00:40:22But what's with that tone?
00:40:24I'm cleaning the chandelier because it's going to rust.
00:40:26It's been about a month since we've had a special dinner.
00:40:30Oh man.
00:40:32You used to complain about too many special dinners, didn't you?
00:40:35Well, not that much, not that much.
00:40:37Well, don't worry, Germán.
00:40:38From now on, my life is going to change.
00:40:41I'm getting married.
00:40:46You?
00:40:47Yeah?
00:40:48But seriously, are you getting married?
00:40:51Yes? Get married?
00:40:53I don't know why you're surprised.
00:40:55I have the right to start a family, to live my life, to have a wife.
00:41:01And in time, some little grandchildren, some little angels to brighten my old age.
00:41:07With all due respect, I have to think that the gentleman is drunk or has suddenly gone crazy.
00:41:11But why?
00:41:12Because?
00:41:14Do you know the first thing you have to do to have grandchildren?
00:41:17Having children.
00:41:18And you?
00:41:19How is she going to have children?
00:41:20Well, yes, he could have one, but the man wouldn't see it grow up because he would pass away at the time of...
00:41:27Come on, you're not getting out of your wedding night.
00:41:30Have you forgotten what the doctor told you?
00:41:32I feel fine.
00:41:33Deceptive!
00:41:35His illness is deceptive!
00:41:37Everything seems to be going well, and then suddenly, on the first try, bam!
00:41:41The tomb.
00:41:47I'm head over heels in love, Germán.
00:41:50What can I do?
00:41:52And who is she?
00:41:53A rich widow or the daughter of a tycoon?
00:41:56He's broke.
00:41:57It's Alicia.
00:41:58Alice!
00:41:59She's a lovely woman.
00:42:00So sweet, so youthful.
00:42:02And with that wonderful body.
00:42:05That is true.
00:42:09In the end.
00:42:12If the man insists on getting married.
00:42:16We're getting married.
00:42:17He knows he can count on me for anything.
00:42:19I'll crack your skull!
00:42:20How did you come up with such an abomination?
00:42:22Why wouldn't I think of it?
00:42:23Have you forgotten that Alicia was my creation?
00:42:25But I sincerely love her.
00:42:28Wildly.
00:42:28Well, he'll have to settle for loving her paternally.
00:42:31Because otherwise she will be the youngest widow in Spain.
00:42:35Don't you remember your illness?
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:39You're right.
00:42:41But in my excitement I forgot.
00:42:43Indeed, one of the symptoms that his illness is worsening is memory lapses.
00:42:48I'm fine.
00:42:50I'm fine.
00:42:51Besides, I already know what we'll do.
00:42:54We will consult with Dr. García López.
00:42:57Alright.
00:42:58I'll go see him tomorrow.
00:42:59But this time we'll both go together, okay?
00:43:02As the Lord wishes.
00:43:05Come in, it's open.
00:43:07Alfonso, where are you?
00:43:08Here, in the bedroom.
00:43:10Come in, come in.
00:43:12Oh, are you getting ready?
00:43:13Better.
00:43:14I came to see you precisely because we have to prepare a setup for tomorrow.
00:43:17That?
00:43:20Hello, Germán.
00:43:21Papo.
00:43:22But what is this?
00:43:22What's the matter?
00:43:23Ah, that's crazy.
00:43:24If you only knew.
00:43:25Don't tell me you've had a fling.
00:43:28No, I wouldn't say that, but I met an English woman and I thought to myself, how can English women be so cold?
00:43:33I went to his apartment for a little while.
00:43:35And?
00:43:36I was brought here this morning in an ambulance.
00:43:38You're an idiot.
00:43:40And what about everything the doctor told you?
00:43:41You have no idea how grateful I am that you care about my health, look.
00:43:44I don't give a damn about your health.
00:43:45Man, thanks.
00:43:46Look where you are.
00:43:47Because tomorrow I need you clean-shaven, wearing a decent suit, and looking like Dr. García López.
00:43:54Your boss got wet, of course.
00:43:55More than that, she wants to get married.
00:43:58Marry?
00:43:58Yeah.
00:43:59He has a disease like mine, but he's a legionnaire.
00:44:01He has nothing.
00:44:02You've forgotten.
00:44:03Oh, yes, well then let her get married, I don't care.
00:44:05Of course, and that ruins my bargain.
00:44:07Listen to me, listen to me.
00:44:08Don't mess with me, I'm losing my mind.
00:44:10Don't mess with me.
00:44:10Wake up, you're making me an idiot.
00:44:11Listen to me, listen to me.
00:44:13Tell me where I can, where you can receive my boss so that it looks like Dr. García López's office.
00:44:19I'll think about it, Maquita.
00:44:21I have a friend who owns a veterinary clinic.
00:44:24Fixing it up a little, you know, with a bit of a bodge job.
00:44:53Uh-huh.
00:44:53It's strange that such a well-known doctor has his clinic here.
00:44:58Of course not, sir.
00:45:00But since I told him about the secret the gentleman needed, he has agreed to receive us here, in this place.
00:45:08I think a brother-in-law has kindly given him a discreet and uncrowded place.
00:45:13Hey, tell me about him.
00:45:15How is?
00:45:16In what social environment does he/she operate?
00:45:18What's it like?
00:45:18He does have a family, children, because now that I realize it, he's been treating me for months and I don't know him at all.
00:45:23Family, yes.
00:45:25Is he married?
00:45:25Married, yes, to his wife.
00:45:27Naturally, as it should be.
00:45:29Children?
00:45:30Two.
00:45:31But they died in an accident.
00:45:34It's best if the gentleman doesn't mention the family because he gets emotional and cries.
00:45:38On the other hand, such a famous specialist will be rich.
00:45:41Lots and lots of money.
00:45:43But he does own a yacht.
00:45:47In the flu.
00:45:49Yeah.
00:45:50And lately, a cattle ranch has been purchased.
00:45:55That's ok.
00:45:56Hey, and with what kind of iron?
00:45:57No, not with iron, with money.
00:45:58No, man, no.
00:45:59If I say, with what currency?
00:46:01The currency.
00:46:02Hey?
00:46:02The currency.
00:46:04Badge.
00:46:04Yes sir.
00:46:05Well, it's gold.
00:46:07Gold and old silver.
00:46:11That's right, old money.
00:46:13Old money?
00:46:14Old gold and silver?
00:46:15Yeah.
00:46:16But the gentleman doesn't think we should go in now.
00:46:19Yes, you're right.
00:46:20Come on.
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:21Yeah.
00:46:25Yeah.
00:46:26Yeah.
00:46:33Yeah.
00:46:34Yeah.
00:46:36Yeah.
00:46:38Yeah.
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:40Yeah.
00:46:40Yeah.
00:46:40Yeah.
00:46:40Yeah.
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:45Forward.
00:46:46Shut up, man.
00:46:47Yes, yes, yes.
00:46:47What are you like, Germán?
00:46:48Good.
00:46:49His young master, as if I could see him.
00:46:51Well, I recognized him as soon as I laid eyes on him.
00:46:53Me?
00:46:54Impossible, doctor.
00:46:55Sir, you have never seen Mr. Marquez before now.
00:46:58Clear.
00:46:59Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:47:00I recognized him from the x-rays.
00:47:02That's not it...
00:47:02How so, through X-rays?
00:47:04Yes, it's a joke.
00:47:05I was waiting for you guys.
00:47:07How could I not know who I was interviewing?
00:47:09Well, that's the light, sir.
00:47:12Mr. Carlos Márquez.
00:47:13Nice to meet you.
00:47:14Doctor, thank you López, it's a pleasure.
00:47:17Thank you.
00:47:17Excuse me, but what does your brother-in-law do for a living?
00:47:19Well, I have two.
00:47:20We don't know if one of them is in Santoña or Carabanchel now, but...
00:47:22Always on the go.
00:47:24He is a traveling salesman.
00:47:25Yes, yes, yes.
00:47:27And the other one is...
00:47:29Don Carlos is referring to the person who has lent us this office to hold the interview.
00:47:34That's it, that's it.
00:47:35Ah, right, the interview.
00:47:36Ah, the other one, yes.
00:47:38Well, he's a gynecologist.
00:47:39Yeah.
00:47:40Oh, well, since I saw that photo I thought that...
00:47:43Well, of course not.
00:47:44That's it, that's it.
00:47:45That's what I'm getting at, gynecologist, gynecologist.
00:47:49He just loves animals.
00:47:51Ah, yes, yes, yes.
00:47:52But her specialty is bringing children into the world, of course.
00:47:55Very normal, very normal.
00:47:56Don't just pass by, come in and sit down.
00:47:58And the dogs left you the ducks.
00:48:00We're doing great, we're doing great.
00:48:03Let's see, a cigarette?
00:48:05Black blonde.
00:48:06It doesn't matter what I have in my pockets, I'm not picky, am I?
00:48:08Let's see, that's fine.
00:48:09Okay, let's see, here you go.
00:48:11How are you?
00:48:12You see, doctor, I...
00:48:14Well, you look very good, very good.
00:48:17Of course that's misleading.
00:48:20Because there's nothing worse than being healthy.
00:48:22If he is sick, there is a possibility that he will get better.
00:48:25Well, on the other hand, if you're healthy, the only possibility is to get sick.
00:48:30I don't understand anything, doctor, but...
00:48:32Well, I need to know my true state of health.
00:48:35Well, bad, bad.
00:48:37Why beat around the bush?
00:48:39In other words, absolutely terrible.
00:48:43But he hasn't recognized me yet.
00:48:45Not missing, not missing.
00:48:47I have his x-ray right here, actually.
00:48:50Don Carlos, what I wanted to know is if you find him improved lately.
00:48:53That is.
00:48:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:48:55Well, no, no, not really.
00:48:58In your youth you abused your body.
00:49:01And now we're paying for that, you know?
00:49:04You're right.
00:49:05But a new situation has arisen a few days ago.
00:49:08And now that the three of us are alone, I...
00:49:13Excuse me, doctor, but it's urgent.
00:49:16I think you're mistaken, ma'am.
00:49:18Isn't the doctor here?
00:49:19Yes, yes, yes, I am a doctor.
00:49:20But you're referring to my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law, Dr. Reguli.
00:49:23Yes, isn't it?
00:49:24No, he's not here today.
00:49:25Well, tell him yourself.
00:49:28My little one has started giving birth.
00:49:31Chuchita?
00:49:31Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, it must be his daughter.
00:49:35Since the doctor's brother-in-law is a gynecologist.
00:49:36He's already had three.
00:49:39Three children, triplets, but it's not that unusual.
00:49:41And we're still expecting two or three more.
00:49:43Six children is strange, isn't it?
00:49:45She'll have several daughters giving birth, sir.
00:49:47That's weird too, isn't it?
00:49:48The first two came out white.
00:49:52But the third one is black.
00:49:53Black.
00:49:54Poor husband.
00:49:55What's going on?
00:49:56Well, good health to raise them, ma'am.
00:49:59We wanted to know if there was a possibility that the others that come out will be cinnamon-colored.
00:50:05Cinnamon sticks?
00:50:05Cinnamon sticks?
00:50:06Cinnamon sticks?
00:50:07Because I've been told they sell better.
00:50:09But what does it say?
00:50:10What does it say?
00:50:11How immoral.
00:50:13Well, it must be acknowledged that having six at once means there's no need to sell yet.
00:50:17And cinnamon trees are more popular.
00:50:20Tell the doctor.
00:50:21I'll tell him.
00:50:22Don't forget.
00:50:23I haven't forgotten.
00:50:23Goodbye, doctor.
00:50:24Goodbye, ma'am.
00:50:25Don't forget, for God's sake.
00:50:26Bye bye.
00:50:27Let's see.
00:50:30Let's see how I can fix this.
00:50:31Ah, I've got it now, yes.
00:50:33Okay, let's get on with our business.
00:50:35But doctor, aren't you going to call the police?
00:50:37Why the police?
00:50:39Because that woman wants to sell her grandchildren.
00:50:42Only if they are cinnamon-colored.
00:50:43And you think that's normal?
00:50:45Clear.
00:50:46As?
00:50:47Of course, doctor.
00:50:49This lady is a friend of my brother-in-law.
00:50:51And they both like raising dogs.
00:50:54I've already told you that.
00:50:56Dogs, dogs.
00:50:57Dogs, of course.
00:50:58And why not?
00:51:00But man, I didn't say anything.
00:51:01Okay, okay, okay, let's see, let's see.
00:51:03Did you say?
00:51:04Oh, sorry.
00:51:06I was saying that I want to get married, you know?
00:51:09Are you getting married?
00:51:10Impossible, come on.
00:51:11Absolutely impossible.
00:51:12But...
00:51:12Do you know what genes and those chromosomes we have are?
00:51:16They're such tiny things, you know?
00:51:19Well, you don't have a single one.
00:51:20Get married, get married.
00:51:21But I decline all responsibility.
00:51:23Are you sure, doctor?
00:51:24Well, if you'd like, I can call other colleagues in for consultation.
00:51:27Ah, well, that wouldn't be a bad idea, would it?
00:51:28The bad thing about these things is the advertising.
00:51:31Dr. García López is discreet, but if other doctors get involved, well, what can you do?
00:51:36Yes, yes.
00:51:36Well, of course, there was the press conference, the radio, television, Íñigo, the gossip press...
00:51:43No, not like that, that's not what I'm interested in, okay?
00:51:46But understand, doctor.
00:51:48I want to start a family, you have children and...
00:51:52Children, I...
00:51:53Well, kids, it's just that no, no, it's...
00:51:55Yes, yes, I already told the gentleman not to talk to the doctor about this matter because he gets emotional.
00:52:01Ah, yes.
00:52:03Sure, let's not talk about it anymore.
00:52:06Well, but he understands me, and Doña Agripina would understand me too, right?
00:52:11That...
00:52:11Doña Agripina, of course, yes.
00:52:13And Doña Agripina would understand too, but the thing is, I'm not getting much these days, you know?
00:52:17By the way, doctor, I've never seen her at the port riding her Agrippina, have I?
00:52:22No, no, it's just that I never take my horse to the sea.
00:52:26But man, how do you...
00:52:27No, not a boat!
00:52:29Well, besides naming a ship after his wife...
00:52:36...apparently he's also put it on a mare.
00:52:39Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's what I was getting at, yes, yes.
00:52:42It doesn't seem strange to me, since animals like it so much.
00:52:46Of course, that's why the currency thing.
00:52:48Currency, yes.
00:52:49I can see it very well from the ship, yes, from the main beam.
00:52:52Excuse me, doctor.
00:52:53I told the gentleman about the cattle.
00:52:57Extra, no, no, I don't have a butcher shop, I...
00:53:00Cattle raising!
00:53:01The thing about cattle ranching, about fighting bulls.
00:53:05Yes, yes, the cattle farms are very beautiful, yes.
00:53:09What if we left?
00:53:11Yes, there, there, there, there, there, there, there it goes.
00:53:13Well, I'll leave you guys because I have other clients.
00:53:16That's three thousand pesetas.
00:53:17That sounds perfect to me, yes.
00:53:19And the will?
00:53:19Clear.
00:53:20The will for what?
00:53:20Yes, man, and the willpower you have to put in...
00:53:23...to resist that evil wedding.
00:53:25Ah, well, thank you very much and goodbye, okay?
00:53:29Go on, go on, go on.
00:53:30Greetings to Doña Aguitina.
00:53:32On top, on top.
00:53:35Well, look, he gave me everything.
00:53:37I don't dare, Gemma.
00:53:39I don't dare confess it to her, Alicia.
00:53:42I understand, but nevertheless, I believe that the gentleman should not delay that interview.
00:53:50I know, I know what I'm going to do.
00:53:53I will write him a letter and you will take it to him yourself.
00:53:56Do you know where he lives?
00:53:57Yes, I accompanied her one night.
00:53:59Only up to the portal.
00:54:02The bad thing is that he won't believe it and will want to ask me for personal explanations.
00:54:08I will tell him that the man has gone to Polynesia, overwhelmed by grief.
00:54:13I know her.
00:54:14If you say that, he'll reply that it's corny.
00:54:19But this is corny.
00:54:21Overwhelmed by pain?
00:54:23And what was Carlos going to do in Australia?
00:54:25Well, at first he talked about Polynesia.
00:54:27Pfft, nonsense!
00:54:28Furthermore, it says here that we cannot get married for health reasons.
00:54:31What illness does he/she have?
00:54:33And what would I find in Australia that we don't have here?
00:54:35Kangaroos, for example.
00:54:36He spoke clinically.
00:54:38What's wrong with him?
00:54:40I'm not a child anymore.
00:54:41I'm not going to faint from the shock.
00:54:43Alright.
00:54:46Did you know that Carlos was a big fan of motorcycle racing?
00:54:50What do I know?
00:54:51Well, he took part in a race a while ago.
00:54:54He shot out first like an arrow.
00:54:56He drove quite well.
00:54:57Well, I taught it, of course.
00:54:58He had the cup in his hand when an opponent broke the crankcase.
00:55:02The track was covered in oil.
00:55:05Carlos went straight into the oily patch.
00:55:07And the game, a swerve to the right corrects it, a swerve to the left recovers, and on the third swerve it happened
00:55:14a phenomenal cookie.
00:55:17Motorcycle and motorcyclist prayed in a confused heap.
00:55:20The stretcher bearers arrived, took him to the hospital, and fifteen days later he was discharged.
00:55:27So what?
00:55:29When Carlos entered the operating room, he was a complete man.
00:55:34Yes, it had everything.
00:55:36When he left, he was an incomplete man.
00:55:45How awful?
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:49That's when fate dealt the man a low blow.
00:55:53Not that low.
00:55:55Cry, cry, cry with confidence.
00:55:57She cries.
00:55:58She cries.
00:55:59Poor Carlos.
00:56:01You were wrong to notice him.
00:56:03If you had accepted my proposals.
00:56:06We walked to your apartment and you made yourself comfortable.
00:56:09A light dressing gown.
00:56:10We'll lie down for a little while and I'll comfort you with my love.
00:56:15No, I can't abandon him in this situation.
00:56:18And our plan?
00:56:22But I told you he went to Lapland.
00:56:25Carlos!
00:56:26Carlos!
00:56:27One moment!
00:56:28I was in the shower!
00:56:31Carlos, darling.
00:56:33I couldn't help it, sir.
00:56:36Come on, Alicia.
00:56:38With that letter I intended to spare you the unpleasantness of having to accept my refusal.
00:56:45If I don't want to accept it.
00:56:46If we cannot live as husband and wife, we will live as brothers.
00:56:49Oh, and I won't let you ride a motorcycle again.
00:56:51Why do you dislike him?
00:56:53Do you want me to adore them?
00:56:55No.
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:58No, no, no.
00:56:59Well, I mean, you don't have to worship them.
00:57:02Naturally.
00:57:02Did you suffer a lot?
00:57:03Alicia, there's no need to stir up certain memories in the gentleman.
00:57:09No, don't wake anything up.
00:57:11If you want, we'll never talk about it again.
00:57:14It's the best.
00:57:15Yes, yes, yes, of course.
00:57:17But I feel very sorry that you're not like other men.
00:57:19Yes, yes.
00:57:21My lord, it's different.
00:57:24Already.
00:57:26Well, I'm not like the masses, I admit it.
00:57:30That's not the point, but okay.
00:57:31But I don't care about anything.
00:57:33Love is not just about materialism.
00:57:34How are you?
00:57:35I love you.
00:57:36And I'll marry you anyway.
00:57:38No, that's impossible.
00:57:40Oh, from what Germán told me?
00:57:43I don't trust him.
00:57:45I am not in favor of premarital relationships.
00:57:48Alright.
00:57:48But in this case I think they are absolutely justified.
00:57:54Germán, please leave the room.
00:57:58I'm going to get naked.
00:57:58No, no, no, no, don't do it.
00:58:02Do you want to make me suffer?
00:58:04Don't cover it up, sir, don't cover it up.
00:58:05And you are not my man.
00:58:08I want to know how far those surgeons went.
00:58:11Which surgeons?
00:58:12Then, then, then, I already, already, already.
00:58:15Please, Germán.
00:58:17I prefer to stay in case the Lord needs me.
00:58:19Get out of here, Germán!
00:58:20Come on!
00:58:21At the Lord's command.
00:58:23And quickly!
00:58:28Alice!
00:58:29Be still, Alice!
00:58:31I don't want to.
00:58:31I need to convince myself.
00:58:33Alice!
00:58:35Alicia, go back to your shop and keep selling him idiots.
00:58:39No, Carlos, I love you and I will do everything I can to save you.
00:58:41Or is it that you don't like me and all this is just an excuse for me to leave you alone?
00:58:44That I don't...
00:58:46That I don't like you.
00:58:53Do you love me, do you love me?
00:58:54I don't know, and you like me.
00:58:59Help, Germán!
00:59:01Carlos!
00:59:02Carlos!
00:59:07What do we do, Germán?
00:59:09Because Alice will already be like...
00:59:11as her mother has made her into the world.
00:59:12Oh, really?
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:14I'm going to talk to her.
00:59:15Yeah.
00:59:16You here...
00:59:17If you wish,
00:59:20I am prepared to act as always, sir.
00:59:22One more hint in that direction
00:59:25and you swallow the pressure cooker.
00:59:28That's it.
00:59:31Fainted.
00:59:32No.
00:59:34But how?
00:59:35Go out there.
00:59:37Cross your eyes.
00:59:39Say that about...
00:59:40I'm losing my mind
00:59:41and fall to the ground like a dead man.
00:59:44Then I go and...
00:59:46And you swallow the pressure cooker, huh?
00:59:48No, no, no.
00:59:48I explain to him that his illness,
00:59:51the impression,
00:59:52I make him believe that the man is in a coma
00:59:54And he will be convinced that that wedding is impossible, sir.
00:59:57Well, then...
00:59:59Well, I'll do that.
01:00:00I'm going to faint.
01:00:02That's clear.
01:00:03I need to talk to you
01:00:04and clear things up once and for all
01:00:06This strange situation that...
01:00:08Huh, huh, huh, huh?
01:00:09But...
01:00:10What have you done?
01:00:11I was hot.
01:00:15Were you hot?
01:00:16Ah...
01:00:19I'm losing my mind.
01:00:29Not so strong, sir.
01:00:31Yes sir.
01:00:32What happened to him?
01:00:33She fainted.
01:00:34So what do we do?
01:00:35I don't know.
01:00:36I'm going to buy myself a wedding dress
01:00:37because in 15 days
01:00:38I'm marrying this man.
01:00:47Marry?
01:00:48With all the fear
01:00:49What did we put him through in my consultation?
01:00:51Don't talk to me about your consultation, okay?
01:00:53She's getting married.
01:00:54And if she gets married
01:00:54I can dedicate myself to flirting with one of my uncles.
01:00:56Because what a girl...
01:00:57And why does he do that?
01:00:58He's suicidal.
01:00:59I say that he's a classic playboy.
01:01:01He'll want to die working.
01:01:02He'll think they're going to build him a monument and everything.
01:01:04But we still have time.
01:01:05On time?
01:01:06And I just booked a bridal suite
01:01:07for the wedding night?
01:01:08I mean, since she hasn't gotten married yet
01:01:10There are many ways to scare that man.
01:01:12Allah, go home, I'll go.
01:01:13We need to prepare a plan.
01:01:14I fear you.
01:01:15Go on, go on, come on, go away.
01:01:16I'm leaving, but I'm afraid of you.
01:01:17On top, on top.
01:01:19What's it going to be?
01:01:21Hey, kid, give me five liters.
01:01:23Ah, very well, of course.
01:01:24Are you going to Caracas?
01:01:29Tell me.
01:01:31Ah, it's you, darling.
01:01:33Okay, okay.
01:01:35Don't worry.
01:01:36No, no, it's better if you don't come.
01:01:38You know that seeing the groom before the wedding
01:01:40It brings bad luck and...
01:01:42Yes, you're right, it's the other way around.
01:01:44She's the girlfriend you shouldn't see.
01:01:46Well, but if you come here
01:01:47I will see you.
01:01:50Man, I'm glad that someone
01:01:52feel like laughing right now.
01:01:54Mister.
01:01:55Just a moment, Alicia.
01:01:56What's happening?
01:01:57My car is ready,
01:01:59But if the Lord wished
01:02:00we would take the suitcases down
01:02:01and instead of stopping at the church
01:02:02We could continue on to the French Riviera.
01:02:04that at this time of year is for young girls.
01:02:06Forget it.
01:02:07I can't disappoint Alicia.
01:02:09The man is determined to die.
01:02:12Whatever.
01:02:13Okay, then I've taken the liberty of bringing you...
01:02:15Come in, sir.
01:02:17One moment.
01:02:18I'm going to introduce you.
01:02:19Don Teófilo Luengo Mejía,
01:02:21notary of the most illustrious college of Malaga.
01:02:23Don Teófilo.
01:02:24Nice to meet you.
01:02:24Delighted.
01:02:27But what for?
01:02:28I thought that Mr.
01:02:28I would like to make a will.
01:02:31Germán, don't insist.
01:02:32Nothing will change my mind.
01:02:34It's about dying without a will
01:02:35then it gives you a headache
01:02:37to the widow.
01:02:38I said no.
01:02:40I'm sorry, sir.
01:02:41Good morning and goodbye forever.
01:02:42Good morning.
01:02:43And that's why you brought me here, man.
01:02:44Do me a favor.
01:02:45Go away, it's crazy.
01:02:45I'm sorry honey,
01:02:46But the thing is, Germán
01:02:47I wanted to introduce myself to a gentleman.
01:02:48Excuse me, sir.
01:02:49Are you speaking to Miss Alicia?
01:02:51Yes, what's wrong?
01:02:54I found this in the mailbox
01:02:55and it might be useful to the young lady.
01:03:07We're going to pick up the godmother.
01:03:09Yes sir.
01:03:12German,
01:03:13What's up your sleeve, huh?
01:03:15Oh, nothing.
01:03:15A forecast,
01:03:16because then, in a hurry, one...
01:03:17It is forgotten and it is left looking bad.
01:03:19Take it off right now.
01:03:21Take it off.
01:03:21Yes sir.
01:03:23Now you, Pepe,
01:03:24And don't let me down.
01:03:25They take care of them.
01:03:26Don Germán, one moment.
01:03:28Excuse me,
01:03:29But when you were there yesterday
01:03:30in our office
01:03:31We forgot
01:03:32a small detail.
01:03:33Yeah,
01:03:33He was probably so worried.
01:03:34And what detail
01:03:35Did we forget?
01:03:35This.
01:03:36Ah, yes.
01:03:38The choice,
01:03:39let's say,
01:03:39of the case.
01:03:40I preferred that Mr. [name] choose
01:03:41because this is so personal.
01:03:42I was hesitating between this one,
01:03:44which is top-notch
01:03:44with fittings imitating silver,
01:03:46which has been very useful lately.
01:03:47And this other one,
01:03:49so comfortable.
01:03:50They guarantee complete relaxation,
01:03:52But if the gentleman wishes
01:03:53They can put a little pillow on it.
01:03:55You'll say,
01:03:56Should we order it with a little pillow?
01:03:58But,
01:03:59It's because you've entrusted me with this task.
01:04:02The gentleman already knows.
01:04:02because I am very forward-thinking.
01:04:04Ah,
01:04:05I've also ordered a carriage
01:04:06with plumed horses.
01:04:08We'll go immediately.
01:04:09to the church.
01:04:10As the Lord wishes.
01:04:11Come on.
01:04:22Well,
01:04:23look.
01:04:25Well,
01:04:26look.
01:04:52What a woman, she looks like she's about to die.
01:04:54Worse, she's getting married. We've already lost hope.
01:04:58I don't know what to tell you.
01:04:59She is a kitten.
01:05:01And since I'm not jealous...
01:05:04Have you seen Males, Miss Campo?
01:05:06It's been stolen from us.
01:05:07Don't take it that way. I think it's great that she's getting married.
01:05:14I would be annoyed if it were someone else.
01:05:20Husbands, love your wives as Christ loved his church.
01:05:32Sir, with your permission.
01:05:33But, Germán, did he forgive himself for her?
01:05:37Here's my friend who has a question.
01:05:39He says that if the gentleman prefers black marble or polished granite...
01:05:42Black marble?
01:05:43...we're bringing sketches. He's the marble worker.
01:05:45Delighted.
01:05:46Look. Look, sir. Look how stately he is.
01:05:50The date of the ovitosis is the day after tomorrow, because since the man is strong, he may last longer than that.
01:05:55as expected.
01:05:55Carlos, please.
01:05:57Well, tell your friend to put your father's date there.
01:06:01Well, well, as the Lord wishes.
01:06:03He gave himself up for her, to sanctify her, cleansing her by the washing with water through the word,
01:06:09And to place before Himself the glorious church, without spot or wrinkle or anything like that...
01:06:15Ah! He's not afraid of anything.
01:06:18Don't get nervous.
01:06:19Pay it as agreed here to my cousin.
01:06:21It's one thousand for the drawings and two thousand for the face.
01:06:23Hey?
01:06:24It's not very expensive.
01:06:25Come with me, it's my turn now.
01:06:27But what can we do if we're not at home?
01:06:29It doesn't matter, an unconsummated marriage is easily annulled.
01:06:32Come on.
01:06:35My commission, times a thousand, but...
01:06:37Here you go.
01:06:39Don't make that face, Carlos, it looks more like you're attending your own funeral than your wedding.
01:06:44Yes of course.
01:06:49Here, please.
01:06:54Permission.
01:06:55Since you have the pen in your hand, don't put it away.
01:06:58Why the doctor?
01:07:00Doctor?
01:07:01What a joy to see you here!
01:07:03Come into my arms, man!
01:07:04But, look, I need to talk to you because the matter is very important.
01:07:09I love my wife.
01:07:10It's very human.
01:07:11I'm in love.
01:07:12Yes, it's visible.
01:07:13And besides, I feel strong.
01:07:15Ah!
01:07:15I don't know, yes.
01:07:17Do you think I did the right thing by getting married?
01:07:20Yes, yes, of course, man.
01:07:22Congratulations, you're a real man.
01:07:24After all, in this day and age, we're about to be run over by a car or by...
01:07:27the damn...
01:07:28...regarding this pollution, I congratulate you...
01:07:30Thank you, doctor.
01:07:31...to die.
01:07:33That's true, but having a great time, dude.
01:07:35But since the doctor has to protect himself from liability, he wants me to sign this little piece of paper.
01:07:41Yes, sign here and then you can kick the bucket in peace.
01:07:45What is this little piece of paper?
01:07:46Well, I'm going to tell him.
01:07:47I, Don Carlos, etc., in full possession of my mental faculties...
01:07:51Well, I've put this in purely as a formality, because you are very nice and brave, but you're completely crazy.
01:07:56Unless that doctor knows better, show some respect.
01:07:58By accepting the doctor's diagnosis, etc., etc., I release said doctor from all responsibility and I'm getting married, come what may.
01:08:04happens.
01:08:04Yes, the date and his little signature.
01:08:07But doctor, I...
01:08:08No, no, man, you sign this and enjoy life.
01:08:11Of what little she'll have left, sure, but enjoying it, that's not something she'll have.
01:08:15And here it is, already signed by the doctor, with his policy and everything, so you won't have any problems where
01:08:20I caught him.
01:08:22Germán, what... what is this?
01:08:25Because?
01:08:26I don't see...
01:08:27Your death certificate, sir.
01:08:29Clear.
01:08:32Here you go.
01:08:44A foolish thing to do.
01:08:45Starting a honeymoon in that condition, with all due respect, is foolish.
01:08:49Well, I've already told you, I decline all responsibility.
01:08:51By the way, a little more of this expensive wine...
01:08:54No more wine, doctor.
01:08:56Doctor, in an hour I have to go pick up my wife from her house, she's getting changed.
01:09:01clothes.
01:09:02Honestly, do you think I have a chance?
01:09:05Well, if you want me to tell you the truth...
01:09:07I think I can give you a little more wine, doctor.
01:09:09Well, I'll say it.
01:09:11None.
01:09:12But how is it possible that someone could die from doing something like that, huh?
01:09:16No, he might not die.
01:09:17Well, no, but you can remain an idiot for life.
01:09:21Ah, it's not his fault.
01:09:24Alicia is not to blame for me having lived a stupid life.
01:09:27And now I can't form a normal marriage.
01:09:30I'll explain that.
01:09:31Life is a ladder that must be climbed.
01:09:32If you climb all the steps at once in your youth, well, your hips will give out and there's nothing left to do.
01:09:37nothing.
01:09:37Did you like it?
01:09:38You're right.
01:09:38But I don't want Alicia to pay the price for this.
01:09:41I'm going for it.
01:09:42Aren't you afraid?
01:09:43Fear?
01:09:44My knees are trembling.
01:09:45But what am I going to do?
01:09:46Well, no, if you need help, don't go alone.
01:09:49Who am I going to go with?
01:09:50By the way, doctor, could you accompany me?
01:09:53Well, I don't...
01:09:54No.
01:09:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:55Dr. Impossible.
01:09:58Just a little while ago he was telling me that tomorrow he has to operate on a patient's right spleen.
01:10:03The right spleen?
01:10:05But I thought we only had one spleen, and it was on the left side, right?
01:10:09Did you understand spleen?
01:10:10Hey?
01:10:12Do you see it?
01:10:13Another symptom of his illness.
01:10:16Deafness.
01:10:17I said arm.
01:10:20Arm.
01:10:21The right arm.
01:10:22This.
01:10:23The writing one, sir.
01:10:25No, don't listen to him, he doesn't understand anything about medicine.
01:10:28And don't overthink it.
01:10:30It is his faithful Germán who has to accompany him.
01:10:33Clear.
01:10:34But only to take care of me if I get sick, okay?
01:10:38I will do whatever the Lord commands me.
01:10:40As always, we're going for my wife and our wedding night.
01:10:51Carlos, can you come in now?
01:10:59I'm very nervous.
01:11:01I should tell you, you don't have to.
01:11:05But the truth is, I'm a nervous wreck.
01:11:07Nothing will happen, you'll see.
01:11:09And we will be very happy.
01:11:10Alice, but...
01:11:12But why did you insist on marrying me if I didn't...?
01:11:16Germán told me an absurd story.
01:11:19It could be true.
01:11:21But I didn't believe it.
01:11:23Because?
01:11:25Because you kissed me and hugged me.
01:11:28Women aren't that stupid.
01:11:31And that's when I realized that the surgery was a lie.
01:11:36A surgical operation?
01:11:38Yeah.
01:11:39An operation?
01:11:40According to Germán, you had an accident in a motorcycle race.
01:11:43And that's when...
01:11:46That...
01:11:47Yeah.
01:11:48When I realized it was a lie, I thought he was doing it to help you.
01:11:51That you had a problem and that's why you didn't want to marry me.
01:11:55To do it, right?
01:11:56No.
01:11:58No.
01:12:00You were wrong.
01:12:03There was a reason.
01:12:04But you're not going to tell me about the operation...
01:12:07No.
01:12:08It's worse.
01:12:09For me, it's about consummating our marriage.
01:12:12It could mean...
01:12:13Instant death.
01:12:15But that is scientifically impossible.
01:12:17Perhaps...
01:12:18Don't die, but...
01:12:20I could become a complete idiot.
01:12:23I think you already are.
01:12:25Yeah.
01:12:26Carlos.
01:12:27Besides, if we keep talking, the day will be over.
01:12:36That?
01:12:38Are you already dying?
01:12:40Alice.
01:12:41Look, I see you all in black.
01:12:44Better.
01:12:45That color suits me very well.
01:12:55You know what I'm saying?
01:13:00Even if I die...
01:13:01Come on.
01:13:03Come on.
01:13:07Alice!
01:13:08I've lost my sight!
01:13:10Let me!
01:13:10Leave me alone, Alicia!
01:13:11Carlos!
01:13:12Carlos!
01:13:12What have I been?
01:13:13Did I turn off the light?
01:13:16Germán, I've lost my sight.
01:13:17I am blind.
01:13:17I see it!
01:13:21I see.
01:13:23That?
01:13:24Already?
01:13:25Given that?
01:13:26Well, I already...
01:13:28You didn't tell Alicia about my real illness, did you?
01:13:32No, sir.
01:13:33I thought my story would be more convincing.
01:13:36Well, as you can see, it hasn't done any good.
01:13:38Oh my god, Mom!
01:13:40I saw everything as bleak, because it all happened at a time when...
01:13:45But how is it that...
01:13:47Are you dressed the same as me?
01:13:50I don't know.
01:13:53Coincidences?
01:13:54Coincidences, huh?
01:13:56Okay, so now you're going to go see Alicia.
01:13:59And is it?
01:14:00But only to tell him about my real illness.
01:14:03I am incapable of telling that girl that if she wants it to last, it has to be by treating us well.
01:14:08like brothers.
01:14:10Alright.
01:14:11I'll tell him.
01:14:13You arrive, tell them quickly, and leave.
01:14:16You have two minutes for all of that, not one more.
01:14:18And the first thing you do when you arrive is turn on the light.
01:14:21Huh?
01:14:25But it's turned off.
01:14:27And of course, don't even think about imitating my voice.
01:14:30Not even remotely, sir.
01:14:32Wow!
01:14:33Unable.
01:14:34I am incapable of such a thing.
01:14:49Can I come in, love?
01:14:51I'm much calmer now.
01:14:52Come in, my love.
01:14:54You didn't turn on the light, did you?
01:14:57Of course not.
01:14:59So, imitating your boss's voice.
01:15:03I?
01:15:06Well, I don't know.
01:15:07He's the one who just passed by here.
01:15:09It's useless to pretend, love.
01:15:10You didn't fool me.
01:15:12What you have done is punishable.
01:15:15Impersonation.
01:15:16Abuse of confidence.
01:15:18I can get you both several years in jail.
01:15:22I?
01:15:23Would I impersonate anyone?
01:15:26Yes, I already realized that there were some very strange things going on in the church.
01:15:29But people can understand each other by talking.
01:15:31The night is long and my room is very nice.
01:15:34Well, let's see if you can convince me to put us both in jail.
01:15:39Yes, ma'am.
01:15:40Don't abuse it, ma'am.
01:15:41Don't abuse.
01:15:43I've already confused myself.
01:15:46Where are you, damn it?
01:15:47I'm going to kill you.
01:15:47Hello darling.
01:15:50But what are you doing here?
01:15:51I've changed my mind.
01:15:52We're going home.
01:15:53The doctors will see you and cure you once and for all.
01:15:57Our wedding night can wait.
01:16:01Has nobody come here?
01:16:03Who was going to come?
01:16:05Okay honey.
01:16:06We'll do whatever you want.
01:16:08But first I'll explain everything about my illness and you'll understand that...
01:16:12What was that?
01:16:13Well, it seems like two slaps.
01:16:15My love, you'll have me by your side for life.
01:16:18I don't understand anything.
01:16:20I, on the other hand, think I'm beginning to understand.
01:16:27Well, first we'll sleep and then we'll look for the best specialist.
01:16:30But, Alicia, I only have one bedroom.
01:16:36Okay, I'll go to bed in Germán's bedroom.
01:16:39Until you see the doctor, I think that will be best.
01:16:42See you later, darling.
01:16:44Bye bye.
01:16:46Goodbye, Alicia.
01:16:47Rest well, rest well.
01:17:07Alice! Alice!
01:17:09What's the matter?
01:17:10What's wrong with me?
01:17:11Look, prescriptions, writing paper, x-rays, all in the name of Dr. García López.
01:17:17Where did you find all that?
01:17:19In Germán's bedroom.
01:17:20Very despicable.
01:17:21He has had me fooled for several years.
01:17:24I'll kill him.
01:17:25As soon as I find him, I'll kill him.
01:17:27I have to get revenge somehow.
01:17:29I don't understand anything.
01:17:30Don't you understand anything?
01:17:31That's clear.
01:17:32Dr. García López does not exist.
01:17:35Clear.
01:17:36That's why nobody knew him.
01:17:38I'll crush him like a worm.
01:17:43But...
01:17:44But then...
01:17:46I have nothing.
01:17:47I am not sick.
01:17:50I have to get my revenge.
01:17:52Alicia, you've been on a diet for so long.
01:17:57You are my wife.
01:17:59I am your husband and...
01:18:03So that Germán is a scoundrel.
01:18:05Yeah.
01:18:06My revenge will be terrible.
01:18:11But...
01:18:11Meanwhile...
01:18:13And until that killer arrives...
01:18:18He's a murderer...
01:18:22Oh.
01:18:49Well, well, the traveler has arrived, eh?
01:18:52How is the gentleman?
01:18:53I'm glad to see the man alive. That means that sanity prevailed in the end.
01:18:58Yes, it prevailed. And what's more, I've even started to think that we can go back to doing both businesses together.
01:19:06Great! So everything's back to normal?
01:19:10Well, it was like it was, but with some variations.
01:19:16Put this on. I've got something good in there.
01:19:22Work today?
01:19:24I'm a little tired because at the motel I ran into...
01:19:29Come on, man, but I insist. It's nothing for you with your temper.
01:19:33Besides, it's a great business. And I think we're going to do many more like this.
01:19:39Go up. Go up, go up.
01:19:41Okay. Okay, okay, that too. If the gentleman insists, I... I...
01:19:47As long as things go back to the way they were before.
01:19:52Almost, but... somewhat different.
01:19:57Voila!
01:20:00Hello good.
01:20:01Hello good.
01:20:11But what is this, sir?
01:20:13Business, young man.
01:20:15Business!
01:20:16Oh no!
01:20:17This is not business, sir!
01:20:19The mine has a reversed number!
01:20:21No!
01:20:22No!
01:20:22Let me go!
01:20:24Let me go!
01:20:25Let me go!
01:20:25I'm not playing this game!
01:20:26No!
01:20:27I'm not playing this game!
01:20:29Please!
01:20:29Don't touch!
01:20:31Don't touch!
01:20:32Please!
01:20:33Oh!
01:20:33Bequeath me, but do not touch me!
01:20:35This is ridiculous!
01:20:36Please!
01:20:37Oh God, how awful!
01:20:40Don't touch me, okay!
01:20:41Bequeath me, but do not touch me!
01:20:43Please!
01:20:43Don Carlos!
01:20:44Don Carlos!
01:20:46Don Carlos!
01:20:47You've gone too far, Don Carlos!
01:20:49He's gone too far!
01:20:50Yes, I admit I've behaved badly, but...
01:20:52But this is not done.
01:20:54Let me go!
01:20:55Let me go!
01:20:55And especially not to a man!
01:20:57And they're also very affectionate and love to kiss!
01:20:58Don Carlos, they're such kissers!
01:21:04Don Carlos, they're such kissers!
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