¡Qué gozada de divorcio! 1981 HD 1080 Completa Andrés Pajares, África Prat

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Reparto: Andrés Pajares, África Prat, Juanito Navarro, Azucena Hernández, Blaki, Loreta Tovar, Pilar Alcón, Juan Santamaría, Adrián Ortega, Trini Alonso, Adriana Ozores, Emma Ozores, Verónica Ribón  Dirección: Mariano Ozores  Sinopsis: Alberto es un simpático sinvergüenza. Separado de su esposa hace cinco años, ahora tiene tres amantes, a las que siempre les pone la excusa de no poder casarse con ellas porque sigue estando casado, y el divorcio no está permitido. Hasta que un buen día el divorcio se legaliza y su mujer regresa con la intención de que firme los papeles del divorcio.

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00:10:03But dude, it doesn't seem like you care.

00:10:05You can now get a divorce

00:10:06So that?

00:10:08I haven't seen my wife for five years.

00:10:10Damn, it's cold.

00:10:11I'm happy, I have the girls I need

00:10:15I live alone and I'm very happy.

00:10:16What more could I want?

00:10:18To be officially free

00:10:19And even get married again

00:10:20Don't jinx it, dude

00:10:25Is that what you have for breakfast?

00:10:26To kill the itch

00:10:30The whereabouts

00:10:32Alberto, I don't understand you

00:10:34You're a slacker

00:10:34Three phenomenal girls at your disposal

00:10:37You can choose any of the three you want.

00:10:38But I don't want to choose.

00:10:40I like all three.

00:10:41Monday, Wednesday and Friday

00:10:43They are magnificent

00:10:44And choosing one is like giving up the other two.

00:10:48This brings good luck

00:10:49Go on

00:10:52Hi, Dad

00:10:53Come in, come in

00:10:53Good morning, son

00:10:55A man with a baker's face gave me this.

00:10:58Oh, really?

00:10:58He would be a baker

00:10:59Here's a neighbor

00:11:01His name is Miguel

00:11:02This is my father

00:11:03Nice to meet you, Miguel

00:11:05Hey, have you read what the newspaper says?

00:11:08A chinchón?

00:11:09We can get a divorce now

00:11:10You too

00:11:11Man, nobody can stand your mother

00:11:13I slept in the bathtub last night

00:11:15You've already escaped their clutches, haven't you?

00:11:17No

00:11:17She was the one who kicked me out of her room

00:11:20He also kicked my father out of the room several times.

00:11:22But how could your father?

00:11:24Isn't this man your father?

00:11:25Ah, that's my mother's husband, who was different

00:11:28My father died many years ago.

00:11:31But you're not serious about the divorce, are you?

00:11:33Yes, yes, of course.

00:11:34Not before, because a separation was a pain in the ass.

00:11:38But now that one can get a divorce permanently

00:11:41Oh, if I get divorced

00:11:43And your mother can go find another victim.

00:11:46And it took you a while to tell me there's a divorce, you early riser?

00:11:48I came to ask you

00:11:50If you would have any problem

00:11:52That I would come and live here with you

00:11:54No, no, no

00:11:55There must be some blankets somewhere.

00:11:57You can sleep on this sofa

00:11:59Ah, well I'm going to get my things

00:12:00Nice to meet you, young man, nice to meet you

00:12:02We'll see each other more often now, huh?

00:12:03Yes, yes, of course, delighted.

00:12:04Are you getting a divorce?

00:12:05No, no, I'm single.

00:12:05Oh, being single! Well, then you have to get a divorce.

00:12:08What a wonderful divorce! What a joy!

00:12:10I'm going to pass it on

00:12:13Okay, I'm going to take a shower.

00:12:15So what? You're not going to get a divorce?

00:12:17Me? I separated from my wife five years ago.

00:12:20And he went to live in Tenerife

00:12:22And I don't even know if he's alive.

00:12:23So you're making me a record

00:12:24Because I expected you to get a divorce

00:12:26You married Lunes, for example

00:12:27And you'd leave me on Wednesday or Friday

00:12:30Do you really think a girl is a cat?

00:12:32Can it change owners just like that on a whim?

00:12:34No, man, no

00:12:35But if you were to recommend me

00:12:38Fuck you, buddy

00:12:39I'm about to wake up

00:12:43But well, I just don't understand it

00:12:45Some have it, and others don't have it either.

00:12:46The thing is, I don't see anything hollow about it.

00:12:48And me growing my afro hair

00:12:49And all for what?

00:13:02Fortunas

00:13:03I'll leave this here

00:13:04I've already taken out all the possible insurance policies.

00:13:15Bye

00:13:15Don't be funny, Alberto

00:13:17I'm Julia

00:13:20Julia?

00:13:21It's true?

00:13:22What are you doing here?

00:13:23Wait until you allow us to pass

00:13:24Yes, yes, of course.

00:13:25You've caught me at a bad time.

00:13:27This is my ex-husband

00:13:28This is Ramón Corvado

00:13:30Ah, well, it's a pleasure to greet you.

00:13:35Sorry, I got it wet

00:13:38I know it's here

00:13:39Here?

00:13:39Yes, yes

00:13:40Thank you

00:13:41Okay, okay

00:13:43Well, without going overboard

00:13:45One thing is to dry out

00:13:46And another one is to grope myself

00:13:48Ignore him

00:13:49He's always been a big joker.

00:13:51Yes, well

00:13:52Well, come in, come in

00:13:53Here

00:13:55Pass, pass

00:13:55Sit down here

00:13:56Everything's a bit of a mess

00:13:58But the assistant

00:13:59She's gone on vacation to the Bahamas

00:14:02We'll only be here for a moment

00:14:03We need your signature

00:14:04I am known

00:14:05But not enough to sign autographs

00:14:07Enough with the jokes

00:14:09You have to sign the documents

00:14:11Divorce petition

00:14:12What divorce?

00:14:13From ours

00:14:13We can get a divorce now

00:14:15But we're already separated.

00:14:16It's not the same

00:14:17Once divorced

00:14:19Can we get married again?

00:14:20Oh well

00:14:22What nonsense.

00:14:23And I'm perfectly fine this way.

00:14:24Who's thinking about getting married?

00:14:25I

00:14:26Don't tell me

00:14:28Will you get married again?

00:14:30That's divine.

00:14:31And who's the idiot?

00:14:33That he is willing to...

00:14:37Well

00:14:39I mean...

00:14:41This?

00:14:43He is my lawyer

00:14:44And my fiancé

00:14:46Ah

00:14:46Your lawyer

00:14:48AND...

00:14:48Fiance

00:14:50As the saying goes

00:14:52Promise until the very end

00:14:53And after getting in

00:14:54None of what was promised.

00:14:55No

00:14:56I don't find it funny.

00:14:57His sense of humor

00:14:58You're right.

00:14:59I've gone too far

00:15:01Is this divorce thing...

00:15:03So that?

00:15:06Alright

00:15:06What do I have to sign?

00:15:07These documents

00:15:08Sorry

00:15:09Do you want to have it for me?

00:15:13Thank you

00:15:14Look what he has here

00:15:17Oh, congratulations!

00:15:18She's wearing a jewel

00:15:19And it's clean.

00:15:21Will he have a home?

00:15:23When I get home

00:15:24The first thing you have to do

00:15:25It's taking off your shoes.

00:15:26And put on some slippers

00:15:27Waxed sole

00:15:28So that

00:15:29Make the floor shine more

00:15:30That seems very good to me

00:15:31Oh, and of course

00:15:32No smoking in bed

00:15:33No, I don't smoke

00:15:34Not even ties

00:15:35They are left on the dining room chairs

00:15:36To do five years

00:15:37We don't see each other

00:15:38You remember everything very well.

00:15:40Take it, no

00:15:41Why did we separate?

00:15:42That's why

00:15:43And because I'm a very strange woman.

00:15:45I don't like being cheated on.

00:15:48With several girls at the same time

00:15:49Ah, well I don't think so with this figure

00:15:51You have those kinds of problems

00:15:53You can be sure

00:15:54I am a decent man

00:15:56Ah, of course.

00:15:58And what about you?

00:16:00Are you still dealing with several of them?

00:16:02Oh no

00:16:02No way.

00:16:03Time does not stand still

00:16:05You're going to tell me

00:16:06You're not in any trouble.

00:16:08Do you know what's wrong with me?

00:16:09That at the moment of orgasm

00:16:11I have a cough

00:16:12Yeah?

00:16:13Do you remember?

00:16:14That we used to do that

00:16:15On top of the dining room table?

00:16:18Here too

00:16:19No, we've never done it here.

00:16:20I mean, we used to do it.

00:16:21Anywhere

00:16:24I don't know

00:16:24It's been so long.

00:16:25And it was her fault

00:16:27Because suddenly

00:16:28She appeared completely naked

00:16:30With a little apron

00:16:31All clothes

00:16:32Okay, that's enough, isn't it?

00:16:34Woman, I do it out of camaraderie

00:16:35If you're going to replace me

00:16:36He should know what's coming, shouldn't he?

00:16:38I think I've let myself go

00:16:39A document in the hotel

00:16:41Then go for it

00:16:42We'll be waiting for you here.

00:16:42No, no, no

00:16:43One moment

00:16:44I have to go out

00:16:44I have a job, you know?

00:16:45I'll go with you

00:16:46Because I'm sure you

00:16:47You don't work in an office

00:16:48No, but my job

00:16:49It requires tranquility

00:16:50I work all day

00:16:50Then we'll go to the hotel

00:16:51So that he signs whatever you need.

00:16:53Ah, I understand now.

00:16:54Okay, I'll be waiting for you there.

00:16:55Goodbye, love

00:16:57Hey, wait a minute

00:16:58Who are you going to wait for?

00:16:58I have a job

00:16:59Seriously

00:17:00Julia, you won't be stuck

00:17:01All day long, to me

00:17:01As if you were my hump

00:17:03Get ready

00:17:03I'll wait for you downstairs

00:17:04We'll sign it for another year.

00:17:05Seriously

00:17:06Julia

00:17:07Julia!

00:17:10Damn, with Fernández Ardoñez

00:17:11First with the rent

00:17:12Now with the divorce

00:17:13He's really beating us up.

00:17:14To all Spaniards

00:17:24Yes, yes, I'm coming.

00:17:25What a beating

00:17:27It's going to ruin my day

00:17:29Hey, what is this?

00:17:30A tricked-out panda?

00:17:32Good car?

00:17:32Is it yours?

00:17:33No

00:17:33From my fiancé

00:17:34Happens

00:17:35I honestly don't dare.

00:17:36What if I get it dirty?

00:17:37Don't be a pain, come on

00:17:39I'm going to work, okay?

00:17:40And I'll go with you

00:17:42Can't

00:17:43The thing is, you don't want to leave me alone.

00:17:44Are you afraid I won't meet with your boyfriend?

00:17:46To sign those papers

00:17:48Yes, that's true

00:17:49I don't trust you

00:17:49Hey, you've always had such skinny thighs

00:17:54Do you want to go in right away?

00:17:56Okay, okay

00:17:57But if you don't have a good day

00:17:58Don't blame me, okay?

00:18:25But you can't park here.

00:18:26Don't worry, it's possible

00:18:29What are you doing?

00:18:30Getting ready for work

00:18:31So, what do you do for a living?

00:18:34Hey, if it bothers you

00:18:35You're going to the hotel with your gorgeous boyfriend, huh?

00:18:37Well

00:18:38Alright

00:18:40The Spanish mantilla

00:18:42I'm going to remove the brave one

00:18:45Whenever you want, cutie

00:18:46Hey?

00:18:47I am a women's lingerie fashion designer

00:18:48And I am fully accredited.

00:18:50And now, monkey

00:18:51Don't look surprised.

00:18:52And he says whatever I say.

00:18:54Otherwise, I won't sign any more papers.

00:18:56Understood?

00:18:58And shut your mouth

00:18:59Your tongue is going to stick out

00:19:00No?

00:19:01A Spanish mantilla

00:19:03Uh, Rodolfo

00:19:04Every day you look more and more like the diaper kid

00:19:06What a delicious thing!

00:19:07Come on, beautiful

00:19:08A Spanish mantilla

00:19:10And all the blessed ones of me

00:19:11Spanish Day!

00:19:12Good morning everyone

00:19:13Oh, what have they done to your hair!

00:19:15You've taken five months off your life!

00:19:17No, no, yes, no, no!

00:19:19Oh, Agrippina, they gave you that!

00:19:21Yes, Berto, and there are some really cute things.

00:19:23The girls are ready.

00:19:24Okay, everyone, let's all parade, shall we?

00:19:26Bye, sweetie!

00:19:27Hey, what did Berto call?

00:19:29That's my professional name and I'm a fashion designer, got it?

00:19:32Oh, dear, what my tongue has been throwing up since this morning!

00:19:34Oh, shut up!

00:19:36And you know, if you disagree with me, I won't confirm anything.

00:19:40For my part, I'm willing to say you're Napoleon.

00:19:42Yes, I liked it.

00:19:44Oh boy, Berto's here!

00:19:47Hi my love!

00:19:49Goodbye everyone!

00:19:51Hello!

00:19:52Wow, what a lovely poncho!

00:19:55Wow, it looks like the jungle!

00:19:56Berto's here!

00:19:57The one and only, the dazzling, the brilliant, Berto!

00:20:01Berto's cool!

00:20:02Do it to me now, I'm waiting!

00:20:03I just can't stand getting up early.

00:20:06It gets on my nerves, it damages my complexion, I don't know.

00:20:08Hello love how are you?

00:20:09How are you?

00:20:11What have you done to your hair?

00:20:12You've taken five months off your life.

00:20:14Shut up, lottery vendor!

00:20:15And show me your latest creations.

00:20:17You know that if I like them, I pay well and in cash.

00:20:21You will pay!

00:20:23Come, here I'm going to introduce you to Madame Margot.

00:20:25She owns all the luxury lingerie in Europe.

00:20:27Nice to meet you.

00:20:28I'm wondering the same.

00:20:29And this is... this... this is... a friend of mine.

00:20:33She'll be a friend of yours.

00:20:34Friend?

00:20:35No, no, no, friend.

00:20:36He's a guy, he's a transvestite.

00:20:38Doesn't it look like it?

00:20:39What are you saying?

00:20:40What I say, I stand by, okay?

00:20:43Well, son, it doesn't seem like it.

00:20:46I mean, come on, they do some incredible things.

00:20:50Oh yes, that's true.

00:20:50Look, it's all, all, all silicone, pure silicone.

00:20:53All silicone.

00:20:54Sili, silin...

00:20:56Hey, and it's long, isn't it?

00:20:59Hey, seriously, Freddy, you're so grumpy, aren't you?

00:21:02You'll be happy, kid, because you're cheating.

00:21:05You look like a little girl.

00:21:06You can see her feet.

00:21:08He wears a size 43 shoe.

00:21:09Ah, of course.

00:21:10Yeah.

00:21:10Okay, things can get started now.

00:21:12Fine lingerie music.

00:21:13Come on, lights, joy, roche color, lights, girls.

00:21:15Let's all go, lights.

00:21:19Model number one.

00:21:21Number one.

00:21:22Uh, milk, I'm getting carried away.

00:21:24Titled, sleepless night.

00:21:28A house of transparent and suggestive silk.

00:21:30It might not be comfortable for sleeping, but I hope that my clients, when they get into bed, won't feel uncomfortable anymore.

00:21:35wear nothing.

00:21:37Oh, what a policeman.

00:21:38It's not bad, but it's nothing new.

00:21:41You think?

00:21:42Oh, Margo, you have so little faith in me.

00:21:44Turn around, girl, turn around.

00:21:47Bravo!

00:21:48Then there is rural pressure, which is the same thing, but with esparto grass knickers.

00:21:53Sometimes I'm more of a scoundrel.

00:21:54Come on, turn around, little milk cans.

00:21:56To the truad.

00:21:57Let's go to the truad.

00:22:00Call Adda.

00:22:01There's no trick here.

00:22:03It's a normal pair of pajamas for stubborn decent people.

00:22:05They also have the right to sleep elegantly, don't they?

00:22:08Right, Federico?

00:22:09Oh, how boring, son.

00:22:13Waterfall.

00:22:15A transparent nightgown for those with a husband dedicated to politics.

00:22:18And their voting doesn't allow them to take care of their wives as they should.

00:22:22Beto?

00:22:23What's happening?

00:22:24Margarita hasn't come.

00:22:25It's not possible.

00:22:26And I had to bring out the latest model.

00:22:28What do we do?

00:22:30Hey, Federico.

00:22:31Sorry.

00:22:33You have to get me out of this mess.

00:22:34Don't drag me into this god nonsense, Berto.

00:22:36If you don't help me, I won't sign anything.

00:22:38Besides Margarita, you're a pig.

00:22:41I know, but I'm handling it very well.

00:22:43What do I have to do?

00:22:44Whatever my blonde girl tells you, you little flu girl.

00:22:46Go with her.

00:22:47Come on.

00:22:47The day we get our divorce, I'm going to get drunk to celebrate.

00:22:50I will fill your cups.

00:22:53Hey, sorry Margarita, that's just a side note.

00:22:55The next model is called Monar.

00:22:58For you, who are young.

00:22:59Oh, what the hell!

00:23:00Hey, I've got the gossip.

00:23:03I must have broken a small piece.

00:23:04Hey, sorry Margarita, I'm feeling lazy.

00:23:07It's sturdy and can be used for both sweeping and mopping.

00:23:10Because with it you can sleep, swim in the pool, go to university.

00:23:14It doesn't move and it absorbs a lot.

00:23:16What do you think, Margarita?

00:23:18Berto, I expected something special from you.

00:23:21Wait, darling.

00:23:23Penultimate model.

00:23:25Adventure.

00:23:26Especially for third-phase matches in African zones.

00:23:30What a delicious, dark thing!

00:23:32Oh, if instead of a woman it was a fight, you and I would want it.

00:23:34How amazing, how delicious!

00:23:36Thank you.

00:23:37Thank you, dear.

00:23:39And now my best creation.

00:23:42Divorce.

00:23:43Divorce is a model for those fortunate women who, once divorced from their husbands, remarry.

00:23:48This is the underwear they will wear at the wedding and on the night of that same day.

00:23:52It's all made of fine silk and tears easily.

00:23:56It's best if it's like this so that when she sleeps with her second husband she doesn't have time to remember the first one.

00:24:02Berto!

00:24:03Berto!

00:24:03Yeah?

00:24:06Hey, that's a good idea.

00:24:08And now underwear, Berto.

00:24:11Girls, get lost!

00:24:20Thank you, thank you.

00:24:22As always, I'll buy the entire collection exclusively from you.

00:24:27Oh, madam, you can do whatever you want with me because deep down I'm easy.

00:24:33You've been great, Federico.

00:24:34Hey, and just between us.

00:24:35That chest is very nice.

00:24:36You keep it very hard.

00:24:38Do you take cold showers?

00:24:39You're a fool.

00:24:40Let's go because I'm dying to get in the car and get out of here.

00:24:45My car!

00:24:47Hey, listen!

00:24:48Don't take the car, please don't take it.

00:24:50The car belongs to your boyfriend, right?

00:24:52No?

00:24:54I'm starting to like the crane.

00:24:56You didn't tell me that parking was allowed here.

00:24:58And it can be done, the proof is that it has been parked.

00:25:01Whether it's prohibited is another matter; you didn't ask me about that.

00:25:04I'm not hitting you because I'm a lady.

00:25:06Yeah?

00:25:06Well, Madame Margot thinks you're a guy.

00:25:09Well, since I've made some money today, if you'd like we can eat together.

00:25:14Okay, I accept your invitation.

00:25:16No, no, I didn't invite you, don't go too far.

00:25:18I understand, it's all backwards.

00:25:19I agree that we can eat together, but we each pay for ourselves.

00:25:23It won't be long now, what do you want?

00:25:25A pepper salad and celery salad.

00:25:28Oh, a ham with dripping sauce!

00:25:30What's wrong? Is it expensive?

00:25:32Am I going to pay for it?

00:25:33There's none of that here, just hamburgers.

00:25:36About what?

00:25:37Well, hamburgers, burgers, jumbo burgers, whoppers, french fries, I don't know.

00:25:40But all that makes you gain a lot of weight.

00:25:42It suits you, they have thin thighs, I've noticed.

00:25:46Two Whopper Juniors, two fries, two feet and two tails.

00:25:49Two Whopper Juniors, two fries, two feet and two tails.

00:25:52Four hundred and fifty.

00:25:54Federico, put your money in, two hundred and twenty-five.

00:25:59Happens.

00:26:01Do they accept cards?

00:26:02I'm sorry, no, sir.

00:26:04I didn't bring any money.

00:26:06Okay, so I removed a Whopper Juniors, a fries, a pie, and a cola.

00:26:09Excuse me, but it's already been ticked on the machine.

00:26:12Okay, fine, I'll pay, but you owe me, okay?

00:26:15Beating.

00:26:15No, man, no, I have gray hair, but I'm young.

00:26:18Well, you're an old fogey, dude.

00:26:20That's it.

00:26:21But what a boom, a hopeless case of skin.

00:26:24Okay, well I don't understand you, beautiful ladies.

00:26:28Hey, Alberto!

00:26:29What's up, is there room in here?

00:26:31Yes, there is a place here, yes.

00:26:31Thank you, beautiful.

00:26:33Hey, what a mess of crazy tits you're dealing with, aren't you?

00:26:37Okay, that's fine.

00:26:39Hey, where do I sit?

00:26:41Get a spot.

00:26:42I'll help you, miss.

00:26:43She's not a lady.

00:26:45Excuse me, ma'am.

00:26:46He's not a lady either, he's a transvestite friend of mine named Federico.

00:26:52Sure?

00:26:54Lift it up on your back, if you see, use a flannel undershirt.

00:27:00Why don't you attend to me, Gilis?

00:27:02I'm Angelines, and here's my colleague Lola.

00:27:05Happens!

00:27:06And Alberto, what kind of cetacean is yours?

00:27:09Babuti, my whale!

00:27:10You've overused the ochre, okay?

00:27:12Grab some of this, you'll see.

00:27:14I just can't stand the hard stuff, man.

00:27:17So, how do you manage with this olive tree?

00:27:19Do you realize how stiff your lip is?

00:27:22Abuse!

00:27:23But what are they saying?

00:27:25But, how shady is it?

00:27:27Is your edge stiff?

00:27:28That!

00:27:29Is this Father Guace?

00:27:30Are you a corrosive acid?

00:27:33You're old, damn it!

00:27:34You're old, damn it!

00:27:35You realize you're old!

00:27:36Already.

00:27:38Where are the cutlery pieces?

00:27:40What are you saying, aunt?

00:27:41Or should I call you, man?

00:27:42No, no, aunt.

00:27:43You prefer that they call her using feminine pronouns.

00:27:46Federico Leño, here we eat with our hands, can't you see?

00:27:49Well, I'm into it when a guy pretends to be a girl if he's into it, right?

00:27:52Hey...

00:27:53Well, I understand some things.

00:27:54But while I'm translating, I'm getting confused.

00:27:57Since this one doesn't...

00:27:57But, dude, are we free or not?

00:27:59So, I'll clean a little olive for you...

00:28:02Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, whatever you want.

00:28:04Cheer up or you'll starve to death, Federico.

00:28:06Okay, that's enough, isn't it?

00:28:08Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you.

00:28:09I meant Federica.

00:28:11My name is Julia.

00:28:12And I am a lady.

00:28:14And married.

00:28:15Married?

00:28:16Maybe in London, because here they don't hook up with two guys even if one has had surgery.

00:28:19Happens!

00:28:20Happens!

00:28:22Happens!

00:28:25Look, Chelly, you learn to eat with your fingers very quickly.

00:28:30Wow, what's wrong with you?

00:28:31Saint Blaise, Saint Blaise, Saint Blaise, Saint Blaise.

00:28:34You're going to go overboard, aren't you?

00:28:36I just can't stand the wild ones, man.

00:28:39It's just that these sex-turned people, when they get stretched out, become like Chain chewing gum, soft.

00:28:44Breathe softly, Federica, boy.

00:28:46Saint Blaise, Saint Blaise, Saint Blaise.

00:28:49No, Fede, your thing is language, okay?

00:28:56Come on, Federico, get in.

00:28:59Okay, that's enough, isn't it?

00:29:01Okay, now think about it, why don't you go to the hotel with your boyfriend?

00:29:04I don't trust you.

00:29:06I need you to sign that document.

00:29:08Once you've signed it, I'll be very happy to lose sight of you.

00:29:11Okay.

00:29:12Do you think I enjoy putting up with you, funny guy?

00:29:15I work here occasionally, but today I'm here as a customer.

00:29:18A massage will do me good.

00:29:20If you jump into the river, I'll jump in after you.

00:29:23If you get a massage, I'll get one too.

00:29:26Well.

00:29:27Good afternoon, Bali.

00:29:28Welcome, Mr. Alberto.

00:29:30Are you coming to work?

00:29:31No, no, I'm here as a customer.

00:29:34Good afternoon.

00:29:35The young lady?

00:29:36She's also a friend of mine.

00:29:40Please follow me.

00:29:46Open the card.

00:29:47I'll have a simple massage and a relaxing bath.

00:29:50And her?

00:29:52I'll wait here.

00:29:53It can't be done.

00:29:54Either you come as a customer or you wait in the street.

00:29:56Well, as a customer.

00:29:58What would you like?

00:29:59A complete service.

00:30:01Is Mitchell there?

00:30:02Yeah.

00:30:03Well, the store.

00:30:04You'll like him, he's a great professional.

00:30:06You'll see how rested it will leave you.

00:30:08Is Mitchell a woman?

00:30:09Don't be old-fashioned, monkey.

00:30:11What difference does it make to you, anyway?

00:30:12Here you go.

00:30:13I wish you a pleasant stay in my home.

00:30:17Sayonara.

00:30:18Say hello, woman.

00:30:19Can't you see she's Japanese?

00:30:19Say hello.

00:30:20Sayonara.

00:30:20That's enough, that's enough.

00:30:21Don't overdo it, or you'll put the straw in your eye.

00:30:23Come on, don't be such a pain.

00:30:23Come.

00:30:25Julia.

00:30:27Are you there yet?

00:30:29Julia.

00:30:30Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing in here.

00:30:32You look great right now.

00:30:34Do you have cellulite?

00:30:35Of course not.

00:30:36Oh, don't get like that.

00:30:38Wouldn't that be strange at our age?

00:30:39Well, I don't have it.

00:30:40Do you have it?

00:30:41No, men are different.

00:30:43Yes, the passage of years is noticeable in you in a different way.

00:30:46I don't notice any of them.

00:30:48Look at the ball.

00:30:49Look.

00:30:50Ah, you mean...

00:30:53What is this called?

00:30:55Regarding the ring.

00:30:56Oh, like in better times.

00:30:58One brilliant thing.

00:30:59Well, people see me and applaud me.

00:31:01Look, look.

00:31:02I'm going to get dressed and I'll wait for you outside.

00:31:03Wait, woman.

00:31:04Good afternoon.

00:31:05Hello.

00:31:05Hello, Alberto.

00:31:07Full service?

00:31:08No, no, not completely.

00:31:09Just a massage.

00:31:10The complete lady, right?

00:31:12Well, the young lady...

00:31:13Be quiet.

00:31:14If you call me Federico again, I'll smash your head in.

00:31:17No, no, it wouldn't even occur to me.

00:31:18I wanted to tell Michel to work hard on your cellulite.

00:31:21No, no, I take it back.

00:31:22Okay, okay, okay.

00:31:25Please bring the stretcher.

00:31:26Come with me, Alberto.

00:31:27Come on, baby.

00:31:27I don't have cellulite, do you hear me?

00:31:30And cracks?

00:31:31Neither.

00:31:32This gentleman will tell you.

00:31:34Be honest, okay, Michel?

00:31:35I will be.

00:31:38Glycerin or cream?

00:31:39Do whatever you want.

00:31:42That?

00:31:43How's it going, soon-to-be ex-wife?

00:31:45Very good.

00:31:47Very nice.

00:31:49It's taking away the indignation you've caused me today.

00:32:10Oh, wow, what a boob.

00:32:12No, Mari, not full service.

00:32:14I'm tired.

00:32:15Just a massage another day, okay?

00:32:16Are you sure you don't want to?

00:32:18How could I not want to?

00:32:19But today the full service is for the lady.

00:32:35He's crazy, shameless, a scoundrel.

00:32:38He took off his shirt and groped me.

00:32:40No.

00:32:41But what's wrong with him?

00:32:42Didn't you want a full service?

00:32:43Does the full service include groping?

00:32:45Much more, I thought you knew that.

00:32:47And what's that dirty woman doing naked?

00:32:49More of your nudes.

00:32:50I'll kill her.

00:32:51No, wait, and your little rat more or less.

00:32:52I don't understand.

00:32:53Why pay for something I don't want to use?

00:32:55It's an aesthetic.

00:32:56Come on, I'd love to get slapped.

00:32:59This was your idea.

00:33:00What did you want?

00:33:01Get rid of me?

00:33:02Yeah.

00:33:03Well, you've done it.

00:33:05Leave.

00:33:05I've already passed, I'm sorry.

00:33:07It was a bad joke, I admit it.

00:33:09Forgive me, I just wanted to have fun.

00:33:11Hey, and you don't have cellulite.

00:33:13Alberto.

00:33:14If you keep talking, I'll strangle you.

00:33:17You're going to call me.

00:33:19Oh, my shoulder.

00:33:21Look, it's nothing, just a bump.

00:33:23Come here, let me give you a rubdown.

00:33:24You too.

00:33:25Don't be suspicious, woman.

00:33:26I am a professional.

00:33:28I'll send you a new one in a moment.

00:33:30Here.

00:33:31Oo, oo.

00:33:32Why?

00:33:34No, no, no.

00:33:35It's been a hard blow.

00:33:36Just a scare.

00:33:37Relax.

00:33:41It's not a good idea to let these blows cool down.

00:33:44Phew.

00:33:46Not bad.

00:33:47It looks very nice.

00:33:48The fact that?

00:33:49The chest.

00:33:51Silicone works wonders.

00:33:53Why am I going?

00:33:54No, woman.

00:33:54Furthermore, we can make use of what we have already paid.

00:33:57What is it about?

00:33:58A bubble bath, a body cream, whatever you want.

00:34:03And is that Mitchell coming?

00:34:04No.

00:34:05We'll manage on our own.

00:34:07We need to go to the hotel so you can sign those papers.

00:34:11Don't worry, we'll go later.

00:34:12Alright.

00:34:14Come on?

00:34:15Well.

00:34:18Then he told Felipe and Santiago that the Andean man didn't want it and left it on his face.

00:34:22Oh, sorry, we meant there was nobody there.

00:34:24No, don't worry, we were just leaving.

00:34:25Thank you very much, that's very kind of you.

00:34:26Go ahead, please.

00:34:27Come in, come in.

00:34:28No, no, you first.

00:34:29Please cross this way.

00:34:30Here, thank you.

00:34:31Oh, mine has smaller breasts.

00:34:33Ah, I knew it, this isn't my chance.

00:34:34Sorry.

00:34:34Here, here, here.

00:34:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:35:05There it is.

00:35:06And do I have to go in there?

00:35:08It's very good and very relaxing.

00:35:10I need it a lot.

00:35:14Turn your back.

00:35:16But, Julia, I've been married to you for five years and before we were married I've seen you naked hundreds of times.

00:35:21Don't you remember what we used to do in the 600s?

00:35:22Well, but that was a long time ago.

00:35:25Alright.

00:35:26Go in, don't worry, it's not deep enough.

00:35:34You can go back now.

00:35:37How are you?

00:35:39Very nice.

00:35:40An ideal temperature.

00:35:42You can leave now.

00:35:44And thank you.

00:35:45You're welcome, but where am I going to go?

00:35:46To your bathtub.

00:35:51Don't tell me this one's for both of us.

00:35:53It is.

00:35:54No, man.

00:35:55As if I were crazy.

00:35:57Okay, okay, we'll see each other another day.

00:36:00One moment.

00:36:01Huh?

00:36:01You have to sign those papers.

00:36:03Yes, maybe I'll stop by the hotel later.

00:36:05By the way, which hotel are you staying at in Madrid?

00:36:07You told me, but I didn't keep it to myself...

00:36:08Alright.

00:36:10Go in here, but don't touch it.

00:36:12No, no, no.

00:36:13It wouldn't even occur to me.

00:36:15This works well for me too.

00:36:17I'm making them nervous all day.

00:36:19Hello, I like the soap.

00:36:20Don't come any closer.

00:36:21No no.

00:36:22It wouldn't even occur to me.

00:36:25Honestly, I think I'm doing it wrong.

00:36:29What are you doing?

00:36:30I slipped and touched you with my foot.

00:36:32You went there unintentionally, sorry.

00:36:34You've done it at your own expense.

00:36:35Who, me?

00:36:36Well.

00:36:37I'm leaving here.

00:36:39Careful, don't slip.

00:36:41Let me go, don't touch me.

00:36:42If I touch you, you'll kill yourself.

00:36:46Leave me alone, leave me alone.

00:36:47I can manage on my own.

00:36:49Hold onto my arm.

00:36:52Where do you put that monkey?

00:36:54I went to help you, and if you've ruined my hand, where did I put it?

00:36:57Okay, I'll help you.

00:36:58Leave.

00:36:59Careful.

00:37:00And Jordi was drinking a bean cocktail and we laughed so hard.

00:37:05Excuse me, we didn't know anyone was here.

00:37:08Wait a minute, we're going to a body body now.

00:37:11Where are you going?

00:37:12I say this so as not to agree.

00:37:13No, no, don't worry, it won't happen again.

00:37:15Excuse me.

00:37:16I was just explaining here that Felipe called my friend to congratulate him,

00:37:19But since she's deaf, I'll insist.

00:37:21Bye bye.

00:37:21They have no consideration.

00:37:24We're here and they come in.

00:37:27And this is the second time.

00:37:31Alberto, take your hands off my chest.

00:37:35Woman, I am for yes, they enter.

00:37:37After all, I'm still your husband.

00:37:40Oh, please.

00:37:43What if they come back in?

00:37:45We should get out of here.

00:37:48Wait a bit, maybe another couple will sneak in.

00:37:51Let me, Alberto, I challenge you.

00:37:54It seems like it's been a long time since he touched your chest.

00:37:57What does the lawyer do on winter nights?

00:38:01Smoke a pipe and read the German classics.

00:38:03What an idiot!

00:38:09We're running late.

00:38:11Mine has stopped working.

00:38:12Hey?

00:38:12The clock, woman.

00:38:16No, no, Alberto.

00:38:18We're going to get a divorce, that's enough.

00:38:20Now I've hurt myself.

00:38:23Well, at least we'll get rid of all this foam.

00:38:26Good.

00:38:27And we're leaving, okay?

00:38:29I just missed it.

00:38:32That?

00:38:34I'll shower first, then you.

00:38:36No, no, no, I cannot allow it.

00:38:37What if you slip?

00:38:39The two of them together, no.

00:38:41We didn't take off our towels and that was that.

00:38:44Okay, but hurry up, okay?

00:38:45Okay.

00:38:53Prove me to remove the soap.

00:38:57This foam leaves the skin dry.

00:38:59Yes, yes.

00:39:03Can I help you?

00:39:05Well, no, no, no, I haven't said anything.

00:39:09If you don't get off your shoulders.

00:39:12No no.

00:39:13What are you going to think, that I want to overstep boundaries?

00:39:14No, no, no, no.

00:39:15It's not that.

00:39:17If you are capable of respecting me.

00:39:19So capable that I won't lay a hand on you.

00:39:23Don't exaggerate.

00:39:24You're still my husband, actually.

00:39:27Alright.

00:39:28Just to do you a favor, okay?

00:39:33You are hateful.

00:39:35Well, if you insist, you can do it with your hands.

00:39:58I told you, I haven't lost anything, okay?

00:40:12You were the one who asked me to do it, weren't you?

00:40:14I am a gentleman, let it be known, okay?

00:40:15Why don't you shut up, you idiot?

00:40:16Well, I'll tell you forever.

00:40:20Let's see, let's find a position.

00:40:23Let's see.

00:40:24Not here.

00:40:24That's it, that's it, with the mother.

00:40:27Hold on tight, hold on to the cushion, go on.

00:40:29Yes, yes, like that.

00:40:30Up, up, up.

00:40:32Well, you're slipping away when you're wet.

00:40:35Let's see, not here.

00:40:36No, please!

00:40:37I didn't hurt myself.

00:40:41Let me think, what am I going to think now?

00:40:44So, on the ground.

00:40:45Come on, come on.

00:40:46Well, no, not another place, no, here, here.

00:40:49Yes, better.

00:40:50Remember, like in the 600, but when it was raining.

00:40:52That.

00:40:52Oh, my love, the water is falling.

00:40:56Yes, I was having coffee with Blas.

00:40:57And look, we had a laugh talking about this woman.

00:41:00I am friends with everyone.

00:41:03If it had to end like this, I was finished.

00:41:06Okay, that's it, that's it, let's go.

00:41:08Already.

00:41:10Come on, take this off, it's not leading anywhere.

00:41:11Take this off.

00:41:12Look, it looks like dough.

00:41:14There it is.

00:41:18Damn, that guy's in great health.

00:41:20Okay, I'll see if I can try.

00:41:22It won't be the same, but hey, I'll do something.

00:41:24Bring those papers down for me to sign.

00:41:27Yes, here it is.

00:41:29With him all day.

00:41:32Naturally.

00:41:33If I hadn't stuck to him, I wouldn't have come to sign.

00:41:35We'll be waiting for you.

00:41:57It's going down now.

00:42:01Are you going to tell him?

00:42:03To whom and what?

00:42:06To your boyfriend.

00:42:07You cheated on her with your husband.

00:42:08Damn, what a mess, right?

00:42:10Yeah.

00:42:11It was the fault of the environment, of the situation.

00:42:14And that I'm very good-looking.

00:42:15You too, of course.

00:42:17Thank you.

00:42:19You'll have noticed that I don't have one.

00:42:21That?

00:42:23No cellulite, no silicone.

00:42:25No no.

00:42:26And you will have noticed that the years have not diminished my virile potency.

00:42:31And not with the lawyer...

00:42:34Come on, I mean, you haven't slept with him?

00:42:39I've been separated from you for five years.

00:42:45And he takes off his tie for that?

00:42:47Which tie?

00:42:49Which tie?

00:42:50Tie?

00:42:51Who said tie?

00:42:51No, corvette, corvette.

00:42:52I was telling Julia that I wanted to buy a corvette.

00:42:55That.

00:42:56It's a ship.

00:42:57Oh, really?

00:42:59Well, I'm not buying it now.

00:43:00Why would I want a boat?

00:43:01Where is the parrot and...?

00:43:04These are the papers I have to sign.

00:43:07And what reasons do we give for requesting a divorce?

00:43:09Well, their complete separation of souls and bodies for more than five years.

00:43:15Of bodies?

00:43:17And what does that mean?

00:43:20Well...

00:43:20So, during those five years, you...

00:43:23You...

00:43:25You don't...

00:43:26No what?

00:43:28Haven't they had sex?

00:43:31What do you mean, no?

00:43:32Me with several girls.

00:43:33And she's with you, for sure.

00:43:35I mean, the two of you together.

00:43:38Ah.

00:43:40And what would have happened if we had had them?

00:43:45Well, I don't know.

00:43:47I guess...

00:43:48I suppose the request would be denied.

00:43:56Then we can rest easy because...

00:43:58We separated five years ago...

00:44:00And I doubt that, even if we wanted to...

00:44:02If only we knew how to make love...

00:44:04In a bed.

00:44:06Very good.

00:44:08I will let you know so we can appear before the judge.

00:44:11According.

00:44:12Is it yours or mine?

00:44:14Mine.

00:44:16Well, then...

00:44:17See you around.

00:44:19And I'm sorry if I bored you all day.

00:44:21Where have they been?

00:44:22Phew.

00:44:22We spent the whole afternoon with a tall man...

00:44:25Very ugly, with glasses.

00:44:27TRUE?

00:44:28Uh-huh.

00:44:30Bye bye.

00:44:35What have you done?

00:44:37Nothing.

00:44:39I'm going to my room.

00:44:40Shall we have dinner?

00:44:41No, I'm not going to have dinner.

00:44:43I'll go to bed right away.

00:44:45We'll see each other tomorrow.

00:44:47I'm tired.

00:44:49There is a masseuse at the hotel.

00:44:51A good massage and a hot bath will do you good.

00:44:56No.

00:44:57I don't feel like it.

00:45:01You're completely crazy, Camilo.

00:45:04But what are you going to do for the world on your own?

00:45:05Whatever you want.

00:45:07Paint.

00:45:08Look.

00:45:09I've always loved to paint.

00:45:11And now I'm going to be able to do it.

00:45:12But you don't know what a paintbrush and a palette are.

00:45:15You'll make a popsicle when you came from the village.

00:45:17Well...

00:45:18Also, the kind of painting I like is the kind done with a wide brush.

00:45:22Doors, windows, walls.

00:45:24And all in green.

00:45:26Green, which is the color of hope.

00:45:28That's great.

00:45:29If you want a divorce, I want one too.

00:45:32That.

00:45:33It was about time a man could be free whenever he wanted.

00:45:37OK.

00:45:38I too will be free.

00:45:39And if I want to get a girlfriend, I'll get one.

00:45:42And I'll get a boyfriend too.

00:45:44And if I want to, I'll get married again.

00:45:48Perfect.

00:45:48I will get married again too.

00:45:50Will you get married again?

00:45:53That, that's not the case anymore.

00:45:54And why not?

00:45:55Well, because you're a woman.

00:45:58And it's not the same, of course.

00:46:00What would my friends say?

00:46:01What do I care about your friends?

00:46:03But how can you get married again while I'm still alive?

00:46:08That's crazy.

00:46:10Divorce is for everyone.

00:46:12Lie!

00:46:13That cannot be approved in the courts.

00:46:16That a divorced person remarries is fine.

00:46:19That's the logical thing to do.

00:46:20But let the woman get married.

00:46:23We're in Spain, Juana.

00:46:25Damn, it's like we're in China.

00:46:28Divorce is for everyone.

00:46:29It's not the same.

00:46:31If they see me married to a good-looking woman, they'll say, poor Juana, she's a wretch.

00:46:37But if they see you on the arm of a man, they'll say, that road is a bastard.

00:46:42And that's why I didn't vote for UCB.

00:46:45That's the law of the funnel.

00:46:47So, according to you, women and men are equal.

00:46:51Of course we are equal.

00:46:52Should I take my pants off so you can see we're not the same?

00:46:55You are rude and optimistic.

00:46:58Because judging by how little attention you've paid me lately,

00:47:01Yes, it seems we are the same.

00:47:04I won't let that slide, you know.

00:47:05I'm leaving, I'm leaving.

00:47:08But I'll send my lawyer to you.

00:47:10That's great.

00:47:11I'm going to breathe some freedom.

00:47:13What a joy!

00:47:14I'm almost a divorcee.

00:47:16Free, free!

00:47:18Bye bye!

00:47:20Bye bye!

00:47:21Oh, hey, give me some money because I forgot to go to the bank and...

00:47:26What a scoundrel, a shameless wretch!

00:47:29You're such a show-off!

00:47:30It's obvious you married me for my money!

00:47:33You scoundrel, you'll be back!

00:47:35I'll kill you, watch me, I'll kill you!

00:47:37What a scoundrel!

00:47:39Screw you, you didn't hit me!

00:47:40Cool, Dad!

00:47:42No, I don't understand them, Alberto.

00:47:44I don't understand young women.

00:47:46Well, get yourself a carriage.

00:47:48Yes, but I don't like floats.

00:47:50Get up to date.

00:47:51Already.

00:47:52And where do they sell a Chel dictionary?

00:47:54I don't know.

00:47:55I have no idea.

00:47:56What is this?

00:47:57Look, I've thought of something.

00:47:59Now you can get married just because.

00:48:01Since there's already a divorce, you can marry whoever you want.

00:48:04It goes well, so you continue.

00:48:06It goes wrong, because you get divorced and remarry someone else.

00:48:10And so on until you find one that's bearable.

00:48:13Would you like to have dinner with me?

00:48:14What do you have?

00:48:16A piece of tortilla from the day before yesterday.

00:48:20Moldy cheese, but you can scrape it off, right?

00:48:23Better half.

00:48:25And let's see what else there is.

00:48:28Asparagus with flan.

00:48:30Damn, it's to save the line, huh?

00:48:32No, it's just that I dropped a flan on my plate of asparagus.

00:48:35I didn't do this, no...

00:48:36Look, I have something at home.

00:48:39A pot of falada has started,

00:48:41a package of dog biscuits

00:48:43and a steak from last month.

00:48:46Living alone is awesome.

00:48:48Well, it has its advantages.

00:48:53Damn, you're not a jerk.

00:48:55Trunk.

00:49:12Do you want one of these little sponges?

00:49:14Yes, go ahead, give it to me.

00:49:15I don't know if these were made, but...

00:49:16Since it is.

00:49:18For example, you don't have to use the bed more than once a week.

00:49:22The last time I did it was for Christmas.

00:49:25Sometimes I find nougat, marzipan, or a party popper.

00:49:29No, I do it once a week.

00:49:32Oh, a thread has already come loose from my sweater.

00:49:35Oh, and if you're missing a button on your shirt, nobody tells you...

00:49:39You're missing a button on your shirt!

00:49:41They tell you, they tell you.

00:49:43They tell you, but they don't actually do it.

00:49:44Ah, ah.

00:49:47And you can leave your toothbrush wherever you want.

00:49:50Yes, look, yes.

00:49:51That's true.

00:49:52And what a long thread, wow.

00:49:54And you never find her bathing cap in the way.

00:49:58You step on the carpet with muddy shoes and nothing happens.

00:50:01Oh, that's really a treat, splashing around in your shoes.

00:50:04Oh, what a long thread that never ends.

00:50:08And you never find yourself in your underwear drawer...

00:50:11...some very neatly folded panties.

00:50:13Well, I never cared about the underwear thing.

00:50:16Because panties always bring joy, I don't know why, but they have something special, right?

00:50:19Yes, it's true, yes.

00:50:22Nobody forces you to fold your napkin after meals, which is one thing...

00:50:25Oh, it's so irritating, it's so irritating!

00:50:29Being able to leave it lying on the table.

00:50:30Give me another one of these.

00:50:31Yes, here you go.

00:50:33Hey.

00:50:33That?

00:50:34Hey.

00:50:35That?

00:50:35And on cold winter nights...

00:50:38...that they put icy feet on your stomach without warning.

00:50:41Because they do it maliciously, they do it maliciously.

00:50:52Damn, Miguel, she's so hot.

00:50:56Who?

00:50:56My wife.

00:50:57Laugh at Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and at every day of the week.

00:51:01And do you remember now?

00:51:02You have been separated for five years.

00:51:04When did you last sleep with her?

00:51:06It happened three hours ago and I thought I was having a heart attack.

00:51:09I had an orgasm that lasted at least thirty minutes.

00:51:12I still remember it, and something like that is possible.

00:51:18I think I've lost consciousness and everything.

00:51:20How does he do it?

00:51:22Well, in five years Talgo will have practiced there.

00:51:26I'll take out your trimpas.

00:51:27She's still my wife.

00:51:28Stay still, stay still, stay still.

00:51:29I take it back.

00:51:30I take it back.

00:51:31But now you remember what you lost five years ago?

00:51:34I had forgotten.

00:51:35So why did you leave her?

00:51:37She left me.

00:51:39Because?

00:51:40Skirt troubles.

00:51:41Already.

00:51:42Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

00:51:44No, then it was Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.

00:51:47And her?

00:51:49On Sundays, yes, of course.

00:51:50I was tired and always ended up looking like crap.

00:51:58Where is the phone now?

00:52:01It was the cable.

00:52:03Let's hit the cable.

00:52:05Here it is.

00:52:08Tell me.

00:52:09Julia!

00:52:11Hello good evening.

00:52:13Is something wrong?

00:52:14Do I need to sign anything else?

00:52:16No, it's not necessary.

00:52:18I was just about to go to bed when I suddenly felt the need

00:52:24I wanted to tell you that I had a very happy afternoon.

00:52:28Pussy!

00:52:28That's exactly what I thought.

00:52:30And I didn't call you in case you were going to dinner with your boyfriend.

00:52:34It won't be with him.

00:52:35Oh, no, so what?

00:52:36And you're going to bed like that, with an empty stomach?

00:52:41Tomorrow?

00:52:42What happens tomorrow?

00:52:44Well, I don't know, I can't figure it out.

00:52:46What is being celebrated tomorrow?

00:52:47I don't know.

00:52:49The liberation of Madrid?

00:52:51What else could it be but liberation?

00:52:52But how is that going to happen?

00:52:54I don't know, I can't think of anything.

00:52:57Hey, hey.

00:52:59Hey.

00:52:59One moment.

00:52:59I say that the one-armed man, the one who wrote, died many years ago.

00:53:04But how could he write if he was one-armed?

00:53:05Yes, man, yes, he wrote with his right hand.

00:53:06It's Cervantes.

00:53:07Hey, don't you know, Cervantes has died.

00:53:09No, not today, many years ago.

00:53:11That's not it, man, that's not it.

00:53:13Oh, no, man.

00:53:14Wow, what a beating.

00:53:16Here?

00:53:18What brings you here to tell me what's being celebrated tomorrow?

00:53:22Now?

00:53:23Sure?

00:53:25No, no, why would you bother me?

00:53:28Girls here, not even half.

00:53:31I am alone.

00:53:32Of course I want you to come.

00:53:34Hurry, grab a taxi.

00:53:36Or, to get there faster, it's better to take two.

00:53:39Until now.

00:53:41Here he comes, Miguel, here he comes!

00:53:43But dude, what are you giving them for?

00:53:44You sleep with them and you make them stupid.

00:53:46Hey, could it be that you have morphine instead of sperm?

00:53:48Probably.

00:53:49Come on, help me, we have to fix this.

00:53:50She really likes order.

00:53:52Here.

00:53:53Look, hang the rolled-up trumpet here for you.

00:53:57Dude, I'm as nervous as a bride on her wedding night.

00:54:11This is not noticeable around here anymore.

00:54:14Okay, now get going, she might be arriving any minute.

00:54:17Good luck.

00:54:19Not that way, you might run into her.

00:54:21Go out onto the terrace.

00:54:22Okay, okay.

00:54:24Hey, Alberto.

00:54:26Know?

00:54:26I would like you to make up with your wife.

00:54:28Your friendship touches me deeply.

00:54:30No, I say this because you would be free on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and I could transfer one of those days to you.

00:54:34Or do you plan to keep all four?

00:54:36Well, yes.

00:54:38What's the matter?

00:54:39Didn't you hear me?

00:54:40It drives me crazy.

00:54:41What will be celebrated tomorrow?

00:54:43It's already there.

00:54:45Bye bye.

00:54:45Luck.

00:54:51I'll answer, Cristina.

00:54:53I want my wife, if she sees dishonesty.

00:54:57Ah, yes.

00:55:01You pass by, leave it there.

00:55:04Get it.

00:55:05Well, better.

00:55:06Yes, it looks like a flask.

00:55:09Julia, my dear.

00:55:11Happy birthday to you.

00:55:14Happy birthday to you.

00:55:16Happy birthday, Alberto.

00:55:18Happy birthday to you.

00:55:21My birthday?

00:55:22No, not yet.

00:55:24At twelve o'clock.

00:55:25Tomorrow marks thirty-five years since you were born.

00:55:30You thought I'd forgotten, huh?

00:55:32I've requested a change in my shift so I can get into bed with you on your birthday.

00:55:36How can I thank you, darling?

00:55:38But if you only knew the migraine I have, I have headaches that crowd up here in my temple.

00:55:42I don't know if the hat is too small, or if my head has grown, but...

00:55:45If I didn't know you, I'd think you didn't want to make love to me.

00:55:48I'm going to get comfortable, prepare some ash, and you and I will celebrate in style.

00:55:54I just operated on a senator from Seville.

00:55:57But what was the rush?

00:55:58You could have stayed at the clinic and operated on a deputy or two.

00:56:02The fewer there are in the courts, the better for everyone.

00:56:04What are you doing?

00:56:05I like loving you without clothes.

00:56:07You have to leave, because I'm, I'm, I'm waiting for my aunt Julia.

00:56:14Do you have an Aunt Julia?

00:56:15Of course I have an Aunt Julia.

00:56:17Who do you take me for?

00:56:18Do you think I'm a poor devil without an Aunt Julia to put in my mouth?

00:56:21Well, I have an Aunt Julia, I have an Aunt Julia and that's it.

00:56:23And what's the point of that?

00:56:24What's the point of this?

00:56:25So, what's the point?

00:56:26He comes, he comes, he comes, he comes, he comes, he comes to congratulate me.

00:56:31That's it, he's here to congratulate me.

00:56:32He's sixty, and what am I saying, sixty?

00:56:35He's in his seventies and already senile.

00:56:37And no, no, no, I'm not going to make a bad impression with a girl here on Pelotas en Casa, do you understand?

00:56:44Well, you never told me you had an aunt.

00:56:47Because I'm very independent, you know, I'm not going to go around bragging.

00:56:50I have an aunt Julia, I have an aunt Julia, I have an aunt Julia.

00:56:52Hey, it's family stuff, you know?

00:56:55Well, I'm going to take a bath, as I suppose she won't be staying all night when she leaves.

00:56:59Let me know and I'll come out.

00:57:00But hey, wait a minute, please.

00:57:02Damn her father, what am I supposed to do with a naked woman here now?

00:57:12Goes!

00:57:13Goes!

00:57:15The clothes are crazy.

00:57:17I'll be around here.

00:57:18It's a shame that the lazy ones are worn.

00:57:24You've taken a long time.

00:57:26Well, I arrived by a miracle, because the police almost caught me.

00:57:29Look, I'm an atheist and I don't believe in that saint stuff.

00:57:32Hey, Wednesday, beautiful.

00:57:33But a birthday is a birthday.

00:57:34And 32 years ago, your poor mother, oppressed by the rotten and sexist society in which you were born.

00:57:41My oppressed mother?

00:57:41I would be giving birth to you in the middle of some excruciating pains.

00:57:44But, well, well, well.

00:57:45More than you.

00:57:46Congratulations to your mother, comrade.

00:57:48Why don't you go and get some bombs planted somewhere?

00:57:50And now I'm going to make you a Spanish omelet, which is the only thing I know how to make.

00:57:54Because I'm not a cook.

00:57:56And then we had a wild time in bed with four or five incredible sex sessions.

00:58:01But look.

00:58:01Oh, bar, it's so hot in here.

00:58:07Wait a minute, Wednesday, wait a minute.

00:58:09I appreciate your lesbian desire and your optimism about the four or five sexual encounters.

00:58:14Because I don't get into bed to chip away at rocks.

00:58:17But you have to leave.

00:58:18Oh, Titi, you look like an old fogey.

00:58:20Because?

00:58:20Very simple.

00:58:24You see, you know...

00:58:29Who will need to know about this?

00:58:31To my neighbor?

00:58:32A repressed man, with a sad face, who will faint when he sees a naked woman.

00:58:36Look, my neighbor, look, he's married.

00:58:39Ah, now I understand the face, of course.

00:58:42And his wife wants a divorce.

00:58:44That's it, that's it, that's it.

00:58:44Divorce is a step backward.

00:58:46And you're saying that?

00:58:47Of course, love should be free.

00:58:49Nobody has to get married.

00:58:51And that way nobody will have to get divorced.

00:58:53Oh, sure, sure, sure.

00:58:55Well, she wants a divorce.

00:58:58And the neighbor has asked me to act as an intermediary, to intercede on his behalf, because the poor man, in the

00:59:09Deep down, he wants her.

00:59:12Well, look, the sentimental part turned out well.

00:59:13Okay, I'm going into the kitchen.

00:59:16No, no, you're leaving right now.

00:59:17You take that beating and when he leaves you let me know.

00:59:22Wednesday, my love.

00:59:23We'll eat the tortilla and then we'll go for the five rounds of sex because today I've decided to leave you

00:59:28freak.

00:59:28Why don't you go to Moscow for a week?

00:59:30Health!

00:59:32Health?

00:59:32You're going to leave me without my health.

00:59:36You, you hunt five more.

00:59:42Alberto.

00:59:44There is no soap.

00:59:45Well, put me on the list of people who knock on the door.

00:59:47Your aunt?

00:59:47I don't know.

00:59:48I think that since it's my birthday, the night could get funny.

00:59:51Long!

00:59:51Okay.

00:59:53Julia.

00:59:55Love.

00:59:57I'm sorry.

00:59:58She's your mother and I'm incapable of insulting her in front of you.

01:00:02But your mother is a mule, like the Escorial monastery.

01:00:06But what are you doing here, Dad?

01:00:08You offered it to me and I accept it.

01:00:10To divorce your mother, I need to live apart from her for a few years.

01:00:15But, Dad, today, today...

01:00:16And I'm coming to live here with you!

01:00:18Fuck!

01:00:19The joy I've given you is written all over your face!

01:00:22But it has to be tonight.

01:00:23Man, I'm not going to sleep on the street!

01:00:25Look, I can manage with anything.

01:00:27Your bed is fine with me.

01:00:29You can sleep on this sofa.

01:00:32I'm going to put on a cap because tonight I'm the goalkeeper.

01:00:35No, she's my wife.

01:00:37Your mother's seal.

01:00:39Of course, he can't live without me.

01:00:41But I'm leaving.

01:00:42Damn my luck!

01:00:43Another one?

01:00:44Damn my luck!

01:00:45I shouldn't have gotten up today.

01:00:47Hello darling.

01:00:47Hello.

01:00:48Congratulations, here you go.

01:00:49Ah, thank you.

01:00:50You shouldn't have bothered me, woman.

01:00:51What a beautiful iron.

01:00:52And what's the point of this, huh?

01:00:54It's not a gift.

01:00:54I've melted a connecting rod, look.

01:00:56Ah.

01:00:56We don't know how to manufacture anything.

01:00:58How are we going to enter the common market?

01:00:59If a fundamental part melts over something so trivial, huh?

01:01:02Well, maybe that silly little thing is that the crankcase didn't have any oil.

01:01:05A stone has punctured my crankcase and, of course, I've been left high and dry.

01:01:08Clear.

01:01:10And who is this?

01:01:11Ah, my dad.

01:01:12Here's my dad, here's a taxi driver.

01:01:14Nice to meet you!

01:01:16I understood him to be a taxi driver, but that can't be it.

01:01:17It's impossible for it to be for you.

01:01:18And what is he doing here?

01:01:19I feel embarrassed to sleep with you in front of your father.

01:01:21Don't worry about me!

01:01:22Nothing!

01:01:22I sleep under the bed.

01:01:24With the parakeet!

01:01:25Look, you can't stay because I have a date.

01:01:28Another day...

01:01:29Another woman?

01:01:29Look how you're messing up the candle, huh.

01:01:31No, no, no, don't be terrible.

01:01:32Don't be terrible.

01:01:33Friday, don't be terrible.

01:01:34It's not a woman.

01:01:34It's not ours...

01:01:35Not this one...

01:01:36No no...

01:01:38Yes, she is a woman.

01:01:39Yes, she is a woman.

01:01:40Yes, she is a woman.

01:01:41She is a woman.

01:01:42She is a woman.

01:01:43Shut up, Dad.

01:01:43What do you know?

01:01:44Shut up, Dad.

01:01:45Be quiet, you who know.

01:01:45Shut up, Dad.

01:01:47Yes, she is a woman.

01:01:48But she's a poor maniac who pretends to be...

01:01:54I didn't want to tell.

01:01:54But anyway, he follows his dad around.

01:01:57Is that why Dad is here?

01:01:59Is that why Dad is here?

01:02:00And she goes after him saying she wants to divorce him.

01:02:04She's crazy.

01:02:05No no...

01:02:05About me?

01:02:06Yes, yes.

01:02:07Ah, yes.

01:02:08Well, of course.

01:02:09And I've asked him to come.

01:02:11What are you saying?

01:02:12No, I've asked him not to come.

01:02:14Who said where from?

01:02:15What did I tell him not to come?

01:02:16Shut up, Dad.

01:02:17Yes, he's coming.

01:02:18Yes, he's coming.

01:02:19Yes, he's coming.

01:02:20I don't understand anything.

01:02:21I need to talk to her confidentially.

01:02:23That's why you have to leave.

01:02:25Okay, look, I'm going to your storage room.

01:02:27You have tools there, right?

01:02:28Ah, yes, yes, yes.

01:02:29Well, give me the key.

01:02:30He's leaving.

01:02:30I'm going to give the engine a once-over.

01:02:33Then I go upstairs, we lock your father in a closet and we blow up the two of them alone.

01:02:36Yes, yes, yes.

01:02:36Hey?

01:02:36Okay?

01:02:37Start the engine slowly.

01:02:38You've got everything there, huh?

01:02:39Okay, handsome.

01:02:40Muah.

01:02:41Bye bye.

01:02:41But what a mess you're in, Alberto.

01:02:44Me, trouble?

01:02:45No.

01:02:46Why not?

01:02:46Like what?

01:02:47Because?

01:02:48Do you want it with onions or without onions?

01:02:50Which one?

01:02:51Left or right.

01:02:52The tortilla.

01:02:53Who is this fascist?

01:02:54My dad.

01:02:56Legitimate or putative?

01:02:58Whore what?

01:02:59Well, half and half, half and half.

01:03:01With onion, with onion.

01:03:02Okay, comrade.

01:03:03Health.

01:03:04She's showing her ass.

01:03:05The two buttocks.

01:03:06But that young lady is going to catch a terrible cold.

01:03:08She's used to it.

01:03:09It's always like that.

01:03:10Ah, it's always like that.

01:03:12What do I use to remove detergent?

01:03:14Oh, a new visitor.

01:03:17Dad, no, no, no, no, no, it's not what it looks like.

01:03:19What do you mean it's not what it seems?

01:03:21No.

01:03:21It certainly seems so.

01:03:22Does it seem so?

01:03:23It seems so.

01:03:23Then it is.

01:03:24It is.

01:03:25I am his almost adoptive father.

01:03:27Go ahead.

01:03:28Is he going to stay?

01:03:29Yeah.

01:03:30I mean, no, um...

01:03:31Yes, I'm staying!

01:03:32Yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, yes.

01:03:33No, he stays, but he leaves right away.

01:03:35One goes, another comes.

01:03:36We can give him dinner.

01:03:37But what do we do with him during our erotic orgy?

01:03:39Ah, but you also have the orgy of the...

01:03:42No, no, no, no, no, we don't have it.

01:03:43Go to the cologne and rub yourself with the bath.

01:03:46I mean, go to the bathroom and rub yourself with cologne.

01:03:48Rub it in, yes, yes, yes, without rushing.

01:03:50Be very careful because the colony is strong when you go to see it.

01:03:52Yes a lot.

01:03:53The...

01:03:53What I'm about to see is about the...

01:03:56So you're not in any trouble, huh?

01:03:59More than merchandise.

01:04:02And now comes the midnight express.

01:04:05Here?

01:04:06What's the point of divorcing your mother?

01:04:09Another one who goes in naked!

01:04:11Congratulations, Berto.

01:04:12A gift from the house.

01:04:13Didn't you think nobody would remember it was your birthday?

01:04:16Well, no, not at all...

01:04:19Come in, come in.

01:04:20But what is your stepfather doing here?

01:04:21For now, ma'am, I'm amazed.

01:04:24That seems very good to me.

01:04:26Don't pay any attention to him, he'll leave soon.

01:04:29He just came to congratulate me.

01:04:30Yes, that's right, yes, it's true.

01:04:32Congratulations, son!

01:04:33Happy birthday!

01:04:35Shut up, Dad!

01:04:36What did I bring you?

01:04:37Hush, Dad, Dad, Dad, hush!

01:04:38Hush, Dad, Dad, hush, hush, hush!

01:04:40Everything is known in the records of the TV clowns.

01:04:43What did he give you? A suitcase?

01:04:47Well, the truth is that he has come to live with me because he wants to divorce my mother.

01:04:53Yes, that's true.

01:04:54I don't want to tell you another lie in my life.

01:04:57Not one?

01:04:58Not one.

01:05:00And are you going to tell her about the...?

01:05:02No, nothing, nothing.

01:05:04How am I going to explain in detail the problems you're having with my mother?

01:05:08Yes, yes, of course.

01:05:11Oh, well, but if I bother you...

01:05:15No, no, no, you're not bothering me because Julia and I are going to a restaurant that I know.

01:05:19No, I'm the one who's going out for dinner.

01:05:21No, no, no, no, you're not moving from here.

01:05:25We are the ones who are leaving.

01:05:28You understand?

01:05:29Ah, you guys...

01:05:31But, but why wink?

01:05:32It has a rija, you know?

01:05:34Always keep an eye open, right?

01:05:35Don't wink at him, don't wink at him.

01:05:36Alberto, Alberto.

01:05:36I think that if your father wants to leave, you should let him?

01:05:41That is.

01:05:42I'm going to a restaurant, then to a movie theater.

01:05:45They should show that movie because after what I've seen here you'll understand that...

01:05:49No no.

01:05:50And in peace.

01:05:51No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:05:53We are the ones who have to get out of here.

01:05:56Do you understand?

01:05:56Ah, yes, us.

01:05:58Yes, man.

01:05:58I would go anywhere, but I'm upset and I'm going to bed right now.

01:06:04You see it.

01:06:05The truth is that he is sick.

01:06:07Now, let's go.

01:06:08Don't bother.

01:06:09I'm going to the hotel by myself.

01:06:11I shouldn't have come.

01:06:12But how are you going to leave, Julia?

01:06:14Julia.

01:06:15We've spent all day there.

01:06:17And what I wanted was a little privacy so I could talk to you.

01:06:23Ah, yes, yes.

01:06:23And reconsider that divorce request.

01:06:26But I think you want our separation to be permanent.

01:06:30I?

01:06:31No, no, absolutely not.

01:06:32So?

01:06:35Look, come out onto the terrace.

01:06:36It's a very pleasant night.

01:06:39We'll have a few drinks and I'll convince my dad to leave us alone, okay?

01:06:42I think I'm in the way.

01:06:44No, woman, what?

01:06:45Go on, get out, get out.

01:06:49What would you like to drink?

01:06:51Whiskey, red wine, or sherry?

01:06:53Well, a sherry.

01:06:54You're right.

01:06:56It's a wonderful night.

01:06:58Yes, and we're going to have a great time.

01:07:00You'll see.

01:07:02Hey, do you really think...

01:07:07...that we should reconsider our divorce?

01:07:13The truth.

01:07:16I haven't been this happy in years.

01:07:20The same thing happened to me.

01:07:23And it took five years for us to realize what we had lost.

01:07:29It's curious that the arrival of divorce can serve to bring us back together.

01:07:36Perhaps the important thing about divorce is that it exists so you don't have to use it.

01:07:46Can I have that sherry?

01:07:48Yes, right now.

01:07:50One sherry coming right up for one!

01:07:53Sherry?

01:07:53I prefer red wine.

01:07:55You've forgotten.

01:07:56You're right.

01:07:57I'll prepare it for you right now.

01:07:59Keep at it, sweetheart.

01:08:01How do you want it?

01:08:02Well done or rare?

01:08:03How does it take longer?

01:08:04Very well done, of course.

01:08:06It's just a coincidence, I like it.

01:08:08Very well done.

01:08:09Completely done.

01:08:10Well, almost burned.

01:08:12The fascist has dinner with us.

01:08:14If there are a lot of us, make a big omelet.

01:08:17A big omelet, come on.

01:08:19Okay, I'll do it in the paella pan and see how it turns out.

01:08:22Too bad, I can't until late.

01:08:29And I say.

01:08:31Take.

01:08:31But do you think you'll be able to get out of this mess, four women in the middle of nowhere?

01:08:36The only one I'm interested in is Julia.

01:08:38But you don't say you're going to divorce her.

01:08:40No, not anymore.

01:08:41Damn, what a mess.

01:08:43So, what do I do?

01:08:44Should I leave or stay?

01:08:45No, you can't leave.

01:08:48You're the only excuse I have to get Julia out of here and keep her from seeing girls, understand?

01:08:52What if I say I'm very sick and that's why I can't leave?

01:08:55That wouldn't be a bad idea.

01:08:57I'll see if I can get her.

01:08:59What a great idea!

01:09:00I was looking forward to having a drink.

01:09:02That detergent is so harsh.

01:09:04What a pair of...

01:09:07Hey.

01:09:07That?

01:09:07Who is that woman?

01:09:09Which woman?

01:09:09Your aunt Julia.

01:09:10Has he arrived yet?

01:09:11Yes, yes.

01:09:12Yes, he's already here, he's already here.

01:09:15This is my sister Julia.

01:09:17No, no, no.

01:09:18What's it going to be like?

01:09:18It's going to be...

01:09:19Yes, of course, man.

01:09:20Yes, I wouldn't know.

01:09:23No.

01:09:24Yes, she's my sister.

01:09:25She's Mom's sister.

01:09:28Ah, right, Mom's sister, of course.

01:09:30Sister-in-law, what I said is that it's closed.

01:09:33Handsome, but closed off.

01:09:35Alberto, I don't know why, but I have a feeling we're going to celebrate your birthday as a family.

01:09:39Woman, does that bother you?

01:09:41Don't throw it away, Dad.

01:09:42Man, I was thinking of a lustful celebration.

01:09:46First I'll get rid of Aunt Julia.

01:09:49Then we'll kick my father out and we'll be left alone.

01:09:52But for now, stay in there and don't come out until I tell you, okay?

01:09:57Darling, my love, don't be long.

01:09:59No, no, no.

01:10:00I want you so much.

01:10:01Yes of course.

01:10:03And the other was because of the heat.

01:10:09Until now, love.

01:10:10Hello gorgeous.

01:10:11But with that one too.

01:10:12No, no, how does this one work?

01:10:14If it doesn't have what it needs.

01:10:15The thing is, you're confusing me.

01:10:18A little over 600.

01:10:20600 what?

01:10:21Stars I have counted.

01:10:22Ah, yes.

01:10:22What's going on with Jerez?

01:10:24The thing is, he had it with him, but he drank it all.

01:10:26Oh, shut up!

01:10:27It hurts much more than before, much, much more.

01:10:31What are you saying?

01:10:32It must be the appendix.

01:10:33No, the appendix is on the right.

01:10:35Well, since I'm from UCD, I have everything in the center.

01:10:38But do you understand?

01:10:39No, no, no.

01:10:40It's no big deal.

01:10:41Take a break and it will pass.

01:10:42They are gases.

01:10:44I'm going to give something to my father.

01:10:45Wait for me on the terrace, Julia.

01:10:46Don't be late.

01:10:47No, don't be long.

01:10:49Okay, okay, okay.

01:10:50The illness isn't so bad.

01:10:52Man, you almost messed up.

01:10:54You were going to say that the blonde drank his drink.

01:10:56It exists within her, and I will get her out of here.

01:10:59How can I thank you, kid?

01:11:00My throat is full of oil.

01:11:05But you drink it and go back to the garage.

01:11:07No, I give up.

01:11:09I'll call a tow truck and have it taken to the garage tomorrow.

01:11:12I'm going to take a bath now.

01:11:14You're doing the right thing.

01:11:16The eastern coasts.

01:11:18Ah, the ones from Espeloten.

01:11:19I didn't remember you.

01:11:21See you later.

01:11:21Wait a minute, where are you going?

01:11:22To the bathroom.

01:11:23No, impossible.

01:11:24Because?

01:11:25No, no, it doesn't work.

01:11:26No, no, it doesn't work.

01:11:28No, no, no.

01:11:28I went to pee and I couldn't find her.

01:11:30Come on, there was no water, no.

01:11:31No, no, I've sold it.

01:11:33Shut me up!

01:11:34This means it's been sold because by closing the main valve, the entire apartment has been left without water.

01:11:38Do you understand?

01:11:38That's what I said.

01:11:39That's nonsense.

01:11:40What are you going to say?

01:11:41What a night.

01:11:41And where do I clean myself?

01:11:43I'm jumping.

01:11:44In it...

01:11:45Already!

01:11:47In the apartment next door.

01:11:49Yeah.

01:11:50My neighbor is a friend of mine.

01:11:52You tell him it's Friday and ask him to let you use his bathroom.

01:11:54It has a beautiful bathroom, you'll see.

01:11:55And will he accept?

01:11:56Of course, woman.

01:11:58A very... boy

01:11:59He's a very nice guy, isn't he?

01:12:01Yes, he is very kind.

01:12:03I've peed in his bathroom and he has a water tank.

01:12:06Isn't that a little strange?

01:12:08No, no, why?

01:12:09Many people come to his house to pee.

01:12:11A lot.

01:12:12It's going to be very miraculous, very miraculous.

01:12:14That's how it is with carpooling in small towns, yes, yes.

01:12:16Well, but he won't go too far because he'll swallow the wrench.

01:12:19No, woman, he's a gentleman.

01:12:21Oh.

01:12:22Has he arrived yet?

01:12:23No, nobody.

01:12:24Who was going to come?

01:12:25It's just you, Dad, and me.

01:12:26The maniac who follows your father around.

01:12:29What I want most is to get rid of her!

01:12:32But she says she's crazy about me because I have a contagious laugh,

01:12:36like that of Calvo Sotelo.

01:12:38Poor woman.

01:12:39Okay, I'm going to that miracle bathroom.

01:12:40Okay, and don't rush.

01:12:41Wash it all thoroughly, you know, without rushing.

01:12:45If you find it so difficult to pour a glass of sherry,

01:12:48Why didn't you offer me a beer?

01:12:49Again, Dad.

01:12:50That's three drinks I've served you.

01:12:53I.

01:12:53And it suits him.

01:12:55Of course, that's why it hurts.

01:12:56It's just one thing.

01:12:57Ah, yes, of course.

01:12:57Well, I take it to avoid liver pain.

01:13:02But it wasn't the appendix.

01:13:04Appendix?

01:13:04Of course, it's the appendix.

01:13:06You mentioned the appendix earlier.

01:13:08Ah, yes, well, yes, the appendix.

01:13:09Of course, that's what I was saying.

01:13:10But it gives me reflections all over.

01:13:13Oh!

01:13:13My spleen is hurting right now.

01:13:16The spleen is indeed on the left.

01:13:18Now the spleen.

01:13:19Spleen?

01:13:20Who said the spleen?

01:13:21You.

01:13:22I said the arm.

01:13:23It's clear that this is the part of the jug's handle that hurts.

01:13:28Let's go, Julia, he's crazy.

01:13:29He doesn't even know what hurts anymore.

01:13:31I really credit you, Dad, for this.

01:13:33Get out, get out.

01:13:33No, no, no, no, don't take it.

01:13:35I added a splash of it to the tortilla and it turned out great.

01:13:37I don't want to see it, I don't want to see it.

01:13:39Ah, he's here.

01:13:41You're doing the right thing, ma'am.

01:13:42The best thing is to get a divorce.

01:13:44Freedom is priceless.

01:13:45I'll tell you later.

01:13:45And don't even think about getting married again, okay?

01:13:48I don't know her husband well.

01:13:49But from what I've heard, he's a total sex repressed idiot.

01:13:52Wow!

01:13:53Are you staying for dinner?

01:13:54Oh well, it doesn't matter.

01:13:55I'm making a tortilla as big as a cartwheel.

01:13:58There will be enough for everyone.

01:13:59It won't be long now.

01:14:00Start setting the table.

01:14:03I don't understand anything.

01:14:05It's enough to drive you crazy.

01:14:10But it's all his fault.

01:14:12Go ahead, tell him.

01:14:13I.

01:14:14Tell Julia the whole truth.

01:14:15Yeah.

01:14:16Hey, without being embarrassed.

01:14:17The past is the past.

01:14:18Yes, yes.

01:14:19Go on, tell it.

01:14:19Tell it.

01:14:20Yeah.

01:14:20Tell it.

01:14:21I tell him everything.

01:14:21Hey, tell us about it.

01:14:22Tell it.

01:14:23Well, you see, daughter.

01:14:25With a hundred cannons per command, wind at its back, all sails set, it doesn't cut through the sea, it doesn't fly.

01:14:30Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:14:31A pelero, a vergantín.

01:14:32Pretend, pretend, pretend.

01:14:34He is now feigning an attack of mental derangement.

01:14:37Yes, yes, yes.

01:14:37So that?

01:14:37There you have it.

01:14:38Okay, okay.

01:14:39He may not seem like it, but he's a scoundrel.

01:14:41And a son of my fucking father.

01:14:43What difference does it make to me?

01:14:44That.

01:14:47A son.

01:14:48A son.

01:14:49Well, a daughter.

01:14:50A daughter.

01:14:51A daughter.

01:14:51Daughter, daughter, daughter, daughter, daughter, daughter, daughter, daughter, daughter, daughter.

01:14:54Hey, after all, Juli is my wife.

01:14:57Tell him.

01:14:58Tell him.

01:14:58I should tell him, shouldn't I?

01:14:59Hey, tell him.

01:15:00Yes, well, I'll tell him.

01:15:01I'm telling you.

01:15:02I'm telling you.

01:15:02When I...

01:15:03Hush, hush, hush.

01:15:04I'll tell him.

01:15:05So what's the decision?

01:15:05This unattractive girl you saw.

01:15:07Yes, yes, yes.

01:15:08She is my father's daughter.

01:15:10Take.

01:15:10That is, my sister.

01:15:14Putative sister, tell her.

01:15:15Hush, Dad, hush, hush.

01:15:16What nonsense are you talking about?

01:15:17Now that everything is clear, why don't we go to a restaurant, just you and me?

01:15:20Alberto.

01:15:21Alberto.

01:15:22And what a girl!

01:15:23And how delicious it is!

01:15:25Hello everyone.

01:15:25Hello, Federico.

01:15:26What are you doing here?

01:15:31You're a cutie, dude.

01:15:32A real treat.

01:15:33And I understand her, I understand her.

01:15:35She's a bit of a rascal, you know?

01:15:36He looks like a trucker with grease and tones.

01:15:38I'll explain it to you, it's clear.

01:15:38But she has undressed.

01:15:39She got in the shower.

01:15:41I saw her through a crack.

01:15:42And how is he/she?

01:15:43And how is he/she?

01:15:44Oh, like a train!

01:15:47We're all men here.

01:15:48There are four of us men, and I can say that.

01:15:50She has a mole on this buttock.

01:15:54What are you doing, funny guy?

01:15:56Thank you, Alberto.

01:15:57Thank you, Alberto.

01:15:58Thank you.

01:15:59I've realized you can't handle so many anymore.

01:16:00And you have transferred one of mine to me.

01:16:01It's Friday, right?

01:16:03I've kept her clothes so she doesn't run away.

01:16:06Federico, boy.

01:16:07I admit that you don't like women.

01:16:08But if you see this one.

01:16:09And if you see this one.

01:16:10If you see her with those little boobs.

01:16:11With those little butts.

01:16:12With those little legs.

01:16:13If you see this one, you'll go back to Stockholm to get the piece they cut off back on you.

01:16:17Wait a minute, Mr. Jotero.

01:16:19You can't mess up more times in less time.

01:16:25Congratulations, my friend.

01:16:27You've covered yourself in shit.

01:16:29What's wrong, Alberto?

01:16:31What is this freak doing here?

01:16:33He lives in a psychiatric sanatorium and occasionally escapes for a while.

01:16:40Listen to me, you idiot.

01:16:42What you see here is what I want most and what I have wanted most in my life.

01:16:46This is Julia, my wife.

01:16:48You, your wife?

01:16:49Yes, my wife.

01:16:50Ah, the one who makes love too.

01:16:53Oh my God, what are you saying?

01:16:54Hey, that girl who came into your apartment, do you know who she is?

01:16:58No.

01:16:59Do you want to know who it is?

01:17:00Whose is it?

01:17:03Are you going to find out?

01:17:06Tell him, Dad.

01:17:08I?

01:17:09Yes, tell him.

01:17:10Should I tell him?

01:17:11Tell him, yes.

01:17:13The fierce cannon roars and the vile invader is terrified.

01:17:17And there isn't enough earth to cover so many graves.

01:17:23But why so many graves?

01:17:24So many graves?

01:17:25So many graves?

01:17:26So many graves?

01:17:27So many graves?

01:17:28No, I'm already fed up with all the mess.

01:17:30That girl is my father's lover.

01:17:32That is.

01:17:34Yes, just like it sounds.

01:17:35This is less clear than the assault on the central bank.

01:17:38Her lover, her lover.

01:17:40He met me in Andorra.

01:17:43Andorra, broadcaster, the main one in Andorra.

01:17:46Yes, I confess.

01:17:49She is the mother of my daughter.

01:17:52Who are you talking about?

01:17:53Wait, wait, let me explain.

01:17:56It's another daddy's girl who's in the kitchen making an omelet.

01:18:00Hey?

01:18:01What are you saying?

01:18:02No, man, don't be a beast, just a normal tortilla, a potato tortilla, an onion tortilla, a sherry tortilla, just normal, normal.

01:18:07Listen, if you offend one of my daughters, I'll kill you.

01:18:12No, no, and it kills you.

01:18:13What a wonderful person José de Leonor is and you don't even know him.

01:18:15You understand now.

01:18:16Julia is not Federico.

01:18:18Julia is my wife.

01:18:20What I love most and have loved most.

01:18:22And now I'm going with her because there won't be another woman in my life.

01:18:27And the mother who bore her!

01:18:29But why all these voices?

01:18:32My dearest daughter, my daughter!

01:18:35But what does your father say, Alberto?

01:18:36That's another one, I'll explain it to you later.

01:18:38And why don't you introduce me to your aunt?

01:18:40How are you, ma'am?

01:18:41I am Alberto's girlfriend.

01:18:42And I will marry him as soon as he divorces his parrot of a wife.

01:18:46What a joke, Alganza!

01:18:48It's funny!

01:18:48My tortilla is burnt!

01:18:51My darling daughter, into your father's arms!

01:18:54What is this crazy guy saying?

01:18:56Where is that crazy guy?

01:18:58Did he take all my clothes?

01:18:59My dearest tax collector!

01:19:03Don't worry, I'll get a divorce from my wife.

01:19:05to recognize you as that little girl with blonde curls and snot hanging from her nose.

01:19:12Dude, there's nothing more we can do, damn it!

01:19:16Well, you're right, there's nothing more that can be done, just leave it.

01:19:18Camilo!

01:19:19Oh, come on!

01:19:19Now I understand why you wanted to divorce me.

01:19:22Man!

01:19:22This is being fixed!

01:19:24So you have a daughter!

01:19:25Ma'am, ma'am, not two, because she is also your daughter.

01:19:29I?

01:19:30But what does it say?

01:19:31He's crazy.

01:19:31Of course, that's why you didn't sleep with me.

01:19:33because he created extraordinary rooms outside of his home.

01:19:36Kid, this is the mother who gave birth to you.

01:19:39My mom.

01:19:40Alberto, what's going on?

01:19:41Well, well, Julia, this isn't what it looks like, is it?

01:19:43It seems to me that you have everything more complicated than the courts.

01:19:47But you weren't going to marry me.

01:19:48Who are these two crazy women?

01:19:50And what tree did you fall from, beautiful?

01:19:52I think he's been pulling the wool over the eyes of all three of us.

01:19:54At four o'clock.

01:19:55Julia, wait.

01:19:57You're the same as always, Alberto.

01:19:58You have no shame.

01:20:00We will meet in front of the judge to formalize our divorce.

01:20:02Julia, everything has an explanation.

01:20:04Do you know what you told me before?

01:20:05Hey?

01:20:06They are ordinary people.

01:20:08Slut!

01:20:08Out!

01:20:09Get out of here!

01:20:10What's wrong with them?

01:20:12Stay calm, woman.

01:20:14It's all a lie.

01:20:15These are three guys in disguise.

01:20:17Did I hear you myself?

01:20:18Please clarify, because I'm interested in Friday and I'll keep her, even though she has a daughter.

01:20:23his and be a guy.

01:20:25Shut up, you idiot!

01:20:26Friday, Friday.

01:20:28Oh, Friday.

01:20:29Well, for a guy, you have a beautiful ass.

01:20:32And the one whose name is even worse.

01:20:34And the other one.

01:20:35All of it, dude!

01:20:37They're going fast!

01:20:38There's no shortage of cushions.

01:20:43What's that?

01:21:28Julia, I...

01:21:29Don't say anything, please.

01:21:30Don't say anything.

01:21:32Three.

01:21:33That?

01:21:34Three naked girls in your apartment.

01:21:36Ah, yes, yes, three.

01:21:37What do you have to say?

01:21:38Well, I...

01:21:39Nothing!

01:21:39Don't say anything.

01:21:43What were you going to say?

01:21:45Woman, well if I don't...

01:21:46Shut up!

01:21:47Three.

01:21:48And you call them Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

01:21:51Yes, but...

01:21:52So you don't get the name mixed up, right?

01:21:54Answer, go on, answer.

01:21:56I think one of them is called...

01:21:57Shut up!

01:22:00And what did you do on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays?

01:22:03Recovering is very tiring, it's not like before.

01:22:04You have no shame.

01:22:06Geez, I have no shame.

01:22:07I haven't heard from you in five years.

01:22:09And if I'm good with girls, it's because I'm handsome or I have something in my eyes, what do I know?

01:22:13HE.

01:22:13I didn't know they were coming to my house last night, because I didn't even remember it was my birthday.

01:22:18I also didn't expect you to show up there.

01:22:21I'm sorry now that I could find happiness again.

01:22:25You're going to make me cry.

01:22:31Are you serious?

01:22:33Come on, the judge is waiting for us.

01:22:36This...

01:22:37I feel it is my duty to remind you that the main reason for requesting a divorce is the total separation of the spouses during

01:22:45a few years.

01:22:46And what does that mean?

01:22:48Well, you haven't had sex during those years.

01:22:52Ah, yes, yesterday's thing, yeah, yeah.

01:22:54If the judge asks you...

01:22:55No, we didn't tell him anything.

01:22:57Hey?

01:22:58No, we remained silent.

01:23:00Sure, nothing.

01:23:01No, that's not it, we didn't tell him anything.

01:23:02Come on.

01:23:14Your Honor, the Sánchez López couple appears for the opening of a divorce petition file.

01:23:21Very good.

01:23:22Would you like to sit down, please?

01:23:24Thank you.

01:23:25Yeah.

01:23:42Well, it seems that everything is in order.

01:23:45According to these documents, you declare that you have had a separation of body and soul for five years and...

01:23:51One moment.

01:23:54Are you the ones who are ready?

01:23:57No, it's not me.

01:23:58Clear.

01:23:59In the bathroom.

01:24:01And in the shower.

01:24:02And in the shower.

01:24:04Well, and they have the nerve to say they haven't had contact for five years?

01:24:08Get out of here!

01:24:09But, Your Honor, the request...

01:24:11Request denied.

01:24:13And be thankful that I'm not opening a case against you for falsifying a public document.

01:24:16Then we can't get a divorce.

01:24:18That's the reason they're giving, isn't it?

01:24:20Sure, sir.

01:24:21There you go!

01:24:23Sure.

01:24:24And if necessary, I would be a witness to what I saw, which I did see.

01:24:27Even if it puts my career at risk.

01:24:29Get out of here?

01:24:30Out?

01:24:33But, Your Honor, there has to be a composite one here.

01:24:35Look, I know it for a fact...

01:24:36You can't bring divorce papers that are so poorly prepared.

01:24:38Me, mine, no, no.

01:24:41Happy?

01:24:53But, man, it's always the same.

01:24:56You're not going to change.

01:24:57Forgive me, my love, I thought it was yours.

01:24:57I picked the wrong ass, sorry.

01:24:59It's like you see a woman and you're lost.

01:25:00Yeah?

01:25:01That's outrageous!

01:25:03Come here.

01:25:03You can't bring the papers.

01:25:36You can't bring the papers.

01:25:40You cannot bring the papers.

01:25:44You can't bring the papers.

01:25:51I picked the wrong ass.

01:26:19Thanks for watching the video.

01:26:22Thanks for watching the video.

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