Agítese antes de usarla 1983 HD 1080 Completa Andrés Pajares, Fernando Esteso

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Reparto: Andrés Pajares, Fernando Esteso, Antonio Ozores, Alfonso del Real, Jenny Llada, Beatriz Escudero, Adrián Ortega, Arévalo, Jose Lifante, Tomás Zori, Juanito Navarro, José Jaime Espinosa, Lali Espinet  Dirección: Mariano Ozores  Sinopsis: Argimiro y Fabricio (Pajares y Esteso) se conocen trabajando en una clínica de la Costa del Sol con muy mala reputación y por azares varios acaban aunando esfuerzos para intentar evadir doscientos millones de pesetas hacia Suiza. Como la clínica está en proceso de cierre, la dirección decide que necesitan buena publicidad para sobrevivir y para ello precisan de un enfermo famoso. Casualmente la llegada fortuita de un diputado, que viene a curarse de un uñero, es aprovechada por la clínica para retenerlo innecesariamente hasta que lleguen la televisión y los medios. Así, los médicos deciden escayolarlo poco a poco hasta convertirlo casi en una estatua. Todo esto mezclado con enfermos peculiares y enfermeras macizas, casos y cosas de esta particular clínica.

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00:00:00Scalpel

00:00:12Scalpel

00:00:13She's had a stressful day with the traffic.

00:00:18Take heart, doctor.

00:00:26Do you think I will save him?

00:00:27I've killed him!

00:00:30Hiro

00:00:40Further

00:00:45Further

00:00:47Are

00:00:58Thank you!

00:01:28Thank you!

00:01:58Thank you!

00:02:28Thank you!

00:02:35Thank you!

00:02:37I can't! I can't stop!

00:02:40Thank you!

00:02:50How awful!

00:02:52What an idiot!

00:02:54Why did I listen to you?

00:02:56You pushed my arm and I lost my bearings!

00:02:58I've broken this leg!

00:03:00Glad to hear it!

00:03:02Imagine wanting to make love at 90 miles per hour!

00:03:04It's something no one has ever done!

00:03:06Not us either! What a legacy, Mother!

00:03:08It's just that when I reached orgasm, my leg stretched out and I accelerated full throttle!

00:03:12Kid, go to hell!

00:03:14And now what's missing? The police!

00:03:16They're going to throw us in jail for doing the race!

00:03:18And that's no exaggeration!

00:03:20Don't worry, it's an ambulance!

00:03:22Thank goodness! She's sending her to Providence!

00:03:26We're here!

00:03:28Stop here!

00:03:29Here!

00:03:30Ambulance here!

00:03:31Help!

00:03:32I saw them myself! You were a witness!

00:03:33No way! I saw them first!

00:03:34No, sir!

00:03:35When they passed in front of us at the crossing I told you

00:03:37You'll see what a mess those downhill sections make!

00:03:39Let's follow them!

00:03:40Yes, but I saw the accident first.

00:03:42And that's what counts!

00:03:43We'll split the commission!

00:03:44Okay?

00:03:45Okay!

00:03:46Come on!

00:03:47We're here!

00:03:48Be careful, it hurts!

00:03:49Stay calm

00:03:50Oh, oh, oh, oh!

00:03:51Hello!

00:03:52They're balls!

00:03:56Oh well, it doesn't matter.

00:03:57Can he walk?

00:03:58I've broken this leg!

00:03:59Well, his situation is not important.

00:04:01And you?

00:04:02Does anything hurt?

00:04:03I'll take several ribs!

00:04:04And my chest hurts a lot.

00:04:06Let's take it one step at a time!

00:04:08This?

00:04:09West!

00:04:10Everything hurts!

00:04:11The whole chest!

00:04:12Oh, everything!

00:04:13Well, it must hurt him because there's nothing else to it.

00:04:15But there's plenty of heart here to give and take...

00:04:16But what does he do?

00:04:17No!

00:04:18Give him a massage!

00:04:19That's very relaxing.

00:04:21Take this medicine!

00:04:23But do what the label says!

00:04:25Shake well before use.

00:04:27Thank goodness you all showed up.

00:04:28They are our providence.

00:04:29We are here to serve the public.

00:04:30Wow!

00:04:31Let's go to the stretcher, there are stones here

00:04:32I can smash his squad.

00:04:33One of our mottos is

00:04:35On the road, the injured person is almost always the preferred one.

00:04:37And another one, stick your back to whoever has the most pain.

00:04:39This one is really good!

00:04:40Oh, I mean that one!

00:04:41What was he thinking?

00:04:42Go on, go ahead with the baromo

00:04:43I'm going back here with the young lady

00:04:44to give it word of mouth, which is much more useful.

00:04:46One moment.

00:04:47Is this your ambulance?

00:04:48Yes, sir.

00:04:49They're from the clinic, the operator.

00:04:51To serve?

00:04:52Isn't that something?

00:04:53My pain has already passed.

00:04:55The truth is, I don't really have anything.

00:04:56Thank you very much, miss.

00:04:57Don't say that.

00:04:58It has everything.

00:04:59You are very kind.

00:05:00Bye bye.

00:05:01But where are they going?

00:05:02They're crazy.

00:05:03Crazy!

00:05:04But alive!

00:05:05Bye bye.

00:05:06Two more who prefer to die

00:05:07before coming with us.

00:05:09And these are the quarterfinals today.

00:05:11We're on a roll.

00:05:12And it must be acknowledged

00:05:13that our clinic is highly discredited.

00:05:16Attention.

00:05:17Dr. Flodio is requested.

00:05:18Look for the pockets

00:05:19Let's see if they have the pancreas of the 112 patient there.

00:05:21Completely discredited, gentlemen!

00:05:22Completely discredited!

00:05:23And it's not up to me to find the culprit.

00:05:24I can only tell you that, as administrator,

00:05:27We have one month to live.

00:05:29If we don't do something, this clinic will have to close.

00:05:31Completely discredited, gentlemen!

00:05:34Completely discredited!

00:05:35Completely discredited!

00:05:36And it's not up to me to find the culprit.

00:05:38I can only tell you that, as administrator,

00:05:40We have one month to live.

00:05:42If we don't do something, this clinic will have to close.

00:05:45You, Dr. Flodio, are the director.

00:05:48What does that suggest?

00:05:49Do you want me to speak plainly?

00:05:50Naturally!

00:05:51One moment!

00:05:52If he speaks clearly, I will speak clearly too.

00:05:53Me too?

00:05:54So let's all speak clearly.

00:05:56Dr. Branquia, who is the chief surgeon,

00:05:5830 patients have been admitted so far this year,

00:06:00He performed an appendectomy on a kidney patient.

00:06:03But he'll never have to worry about his appendix again, that's for sure.

00:06:05Don't speak, Lucrecia.

00:06:07As head nurse,

00:06:08has selected female staff

00:06:10more suitable for a cabaret than a clinic.

00:06:12It is a joy for the sick

00:06:13to be cared for by beautiful nurses

00:06:15and not because of a firecracker with a cap.

00:06:17Could it be that you personally

00:06:19Does he prefer them beautiful and accommodating?

00:06:21Are you accusing me of lesbianism?

00:06:23Who gets offended, eats garlic?

00:06:25Should I give him an injection?

00:06:26Should I prescribe something for you?

00:06:27God forbid!

00:06:28We don't accomplish anything by fighting amongst ourselves.

00:06:31There's a lot of bad blood here, man.

00:06:33Dr. Flodio does nothing but stroll around the clinic

00:06:35without doing anything.

00:06:36And if someone has to kill someone in the operating room,

00:06:38That's me.

00:06:39Because you love to talk trash about people.

00:06:41Butcher!

00:06:42Me, a butcher?

00:06:43Yes sir.

00:06:44Well, even my father couldn't stand that.

00:06:45Butcher!

00:06:46He doesn't throw the gun in his face!

00:06:47But what are you doing?

00:06:49Crazy!

00:06:50Crazy!

00:06:51And I have more!

00:06:52Relief!

00:06:53Doctor!

00:06:54Scoundrel!

00:06:55Butcher!

00:06:56But Dr. Blanca, have you gone mad?

00:06:58What infuriating things, man!

00:07:01But doctor!

00:07:02Carry the scalpels in your pocket!

00:07:04He used to take them to be sharpened.

00:07:05Yes, because since one has been coming here for days...

00:07:07to the sharpener, because the appendages need to be removed with a plunger.

00:07:10Okay, folks, less arguing and more solutions.

00:07:13What do we do?

00:07:14Advertising.

00:07:15Don't we advertise?

00:07:16Clear.

00:07:17If we had famous patients, like in American clinics.

00:07:20Famous patients go to famous clinics, and here there are no famous people, of course.

00:07:23Well, you already know.

00:07:24One more month and payment will be suspended.

00:07:27What can we do?

00:07:28Meanwhile, let's keep working.

00:07:30It's your insurance consultation time!

00:07:32I'm coming, you know!

00:07:33Careful!

00:07:34If you don't mind.

00:07:35The new internship has already begun.

00:07:36Ah, yes.

00:07:37He seems like a nice guy.

00:07:38Yes, but it's too meticulous.

00:07:41I'm going to check on the meatball, because I'm a little worried about what I've done to it.

00:07:44I gave him quite a scare, didn't I?

00:07:46He just can't take a joke.

00:07:48Take this, I think it's very good.

00:07:51Come on, that's what I've been told.

00:07:52What are they?

00:07:53Drops, pills, or injections?

00:07:55Well, I don't know.

00:07:57They look like pill-sized drops, but with the color of injections.

00:08:02The thing is, maybe it'll be useful for something.

00:08:04Did you give a moral lesson?

00:08:05I'm just being very honest, ma'am.

00:08:07Sometimes, less sincerity, Lidia.

00:08:09Well, I'll think about it, but Hippocrates already said it.

00:08:11The sincere man is at the door of wisdom.

00:08:14Aaah!

00:08:15Please!

00:08:16Don't protest!

00:08:17They don't realize they're from insurance.

00:08:18Manolo, they're sneaking in!

00:08:19I bet I'll end up slapping someone!

00:08:21Excuse me, ma'am.

00:08:22Have you seen the doctor around here?

00:08:23H-I was there a moment ago...

00:08:25...Hey...

00:08:26...alive.

00:08:27I!

00:08:28Jesus, Jesus

00:08:32You've broken my fog lights

00:08:34It was unintentional, doctor.

00:08:36I came to help him through the consultation.

00:08:39Well, you've started off well.

00:08:40I'm sorry, doctor.

00:08:42I'm a big fan of medicine.

00:08:44And since my poor father couldn't provide me with an education

00:08:46That in La Paz there is

00:08:47Has your father died?

00:08:49No, he works as a nurse at the La Paz clinic

00:08:51Okay, let's continue with the insurance inquiry.

00:08:55Yes, doctor

00:08:55Lady, at your feet

00:08:56Here

00:08:57Goodbye, good

00:08:58Goodbye, have a good one

00:08:59But they've all gotten sick at the same time

00:09:03Please

00:09:04The next one

00:09:05Lady

00:09:06You go in, you go in

00:09:07Bring the paperwork

00:09:08Good morning, sir

00:09:11Sit here next to the desk

00:09:12Will you tell me what its problem is?

00:09:14Wait a minute, this is from the insurance company.

00:09:15What's wrong with you, dude?

00:09:17When I put my hand here it hurts

00:09:18Don't put your hand there, it won't hurt.

00:09:20See how easy that is?

00:09:21Come on, let's go

00:09:21Imagine bothering the eminence here with such nonsense.

00:09:25The paper

00:09:25Next!

00:09:27Please, man, a little order.

00:09:29We're closing the store.

00:09:30And you?

00:09:31What are you looking at?

00:09:31Yeah

00:09:31You pimp

00:09:32The one with the mustache

00:09:33Yeah

00:09:34Manolo, sign me up for that chamelo

00:09:35Come on, man

00:09:36The next one

00:09:37Come on, whoever wants to come in.

00:09:39This same one, who comes every day

00:09:40Come on

00:09:41Good morning, noble old man

00:09:42Sit down here

00:09:43Tell me what it lacks

00:09:45Again?

00:09:46What's wrong with you today?

00:09:47The same as yesterday

00:09:48Two aspirins and I'm good as new

00:09:49Come on, man

00:09:50And don't bother the teacher anymore.

00:09:52That's for what's left of your life

00:09:53Come on

00:09:53Next!

00:09:54The next one

00:09:55I'm starting to get the hang of this.

00:09:58But the guy with the mustache is still there.

00:10:00If it has grown

00:10:01He's been here for seven days.

00:10:03Manolo

00:10:03Don't disturb us for two hours

00:10:05Okay, okay

00:10:05Pass, pass

00:10:06Okay, okay

00:10:08What you have is nothing

00:10:09Two aspirins and run

00:10:10Marching

00:10:11One of the sick

00:10:12One moment

00:10:12This is a special case

00:10:14Ah, this one is a paid service.

00:10:16No no

00:10:16It's from the insurance.

00:10:17But it's special.

00:10:18Please come this way

00:10:20What is the creature suffering from?

00:10:23Well, I notice here

00:10:24No, don't say anything.

00:10:25We have to acknowledge it

00:10:25Get completely naked

00:10:26Altogether?

00:10:27No, no, no

00:10:28Not entirely

00:10:29You can leave the hairpins in.

00:10:32Very well, doctor.

00:10:33You are learning

00:10:34You'll see

00:10:35My boyfriend and I have had an argument.

00:10:37And it pricked me here

00:10:38With a knife

00:10:39Ah, good, good, good

00:10:41This is

00:10:41Ah, ah, ah

00:10:43Blood

00:10:45Blood?

00:10:46Blood

00:10:47Oh, how dizzying!

00:10:48What happened to him?

00:10:50Jesus, Jesus

00:10:51What a load

00:10:52It must have been him

00:10:54If you catch it on an empty stomach

00:10:55He's taken off his shirt

00:10:57So suddenly

00:10:57Come on

00:10:58What if it weren't

00:11:00Because of the cornstarch with churros

00:11:01What I had for breakfast this morning

00:11:02I'm going to faint too

00:11:04Up you go, doctor

00:11:05Cheer up

00:11:06It's just that when I see blood I get dizzy

00:11:08And how did you become a doctor?

00:11:10Because my father insisted

00:11:10You see how silly it is?

00:11:11Well, don't look at the one with the blood.

00:11:14I can do the other one, right?

00:11:15Yes of course

00:11:16Of course not.

00:11:16Up, Dr. Cabeza

00:11:18It's because in Spanish when I see a boob

00:11:20Oh!

00:11:23Oh

00:11:24Ouch, what a flat tire, miss.

00:11:26A little more and

00:11:28It deflates

00:11:30I think it's lost a lot of air

00:11:32Because you have to see the difference

00:11:34Between one and the other

00:11:35This one is more flabby, isn't it?

00:11:37With permission

00:11:37Let me feel

00:11:38Feel, feel

00:11:39So that you can see

00:11:39Yes, yes

00:11:41Seems

00:11:42It seems to have lost pressure

00:11:43If we had a bicycle pump

00:11:45To take a trip

00:11:46There would be boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo, huh?

00:11:48And if

00:11:48Let's blow a little

00:11:50In other words, it would be something else.

00:11:53That would already be the well known

00:11:54Sandwich

00:11:55Which is already

00:11:56With permission

00:11:57Make one!

00:11:58One moment!

00:11:58No, no, not now!

00:12:00Back!

00:12:01Back off, you devilish affiliates!

00:12:03Hey?

00:12:03One moment

00:12:04Are you crazy?

00:12:05Is that what a scientist does?

00:12:07And what about his Hippocratic oath?

00:12:09I was telling the nurse

00:12:10Hippocrates told me

00:12:11Me?

00:12:11Yeah

00:12:11Man, on top of everything, I left him the healthy one

00:12:13Oh

00:12:13Aren't they ashamed to treat this like this?

00:12:15As?

00:12:16Are we going to inflate things without putting our finger on the wound?

00:12:18So they don't lose their breath?

00:12:21How do you do this?

00:12:22Put that finger there, miss.

00:12:23Well

00:12:25And now you'll see how it's done?

00:12:27Manolo, the guy with the mustache groped me.

00:12:29Okay, and now I recommend

00:12:31Let her go to the boob room

00:12:32I mean, priests

00:12:33And that he receives the proper treatment.

00:12:34Is something wrong, head nurse, or are you just being a nuisance?

00:12:38An important patient, Dr. Branquia

00:12:39In my insurance consultation

00:12:41All patients are important

00:12:42Except for the insurance companies, of course.

00:12:45Ah, that's something else entirely.

00:12:46I'm being honest

00:12:47This is important

00:12:48He is a member of parliament

00:12:49A member of parliament?

00:12:50And very well known

00:12:51He is the chairman of the commission

00:12:53That studies incompatibilities

00:12:55Man!

00:12:55This is a lizard!

00:12:56No no

00:12:57The patient we needed

00:12:59Show him in, head nurse

00:13:01And take this young lady to my office

00:13:02I want to write a thesis about his case.

00:13:04I mean, a thesis

00:13:05Take it away

00:13:05Yes, doctor

00:13:06Come with me, miss

00:13:07Hold on

00:13:08She's slipping away alive.

00:13:09So they're not going to inflate me?

00:13:11Brave, shameless

00:13:11Just a moment, please.

00:13:12Just a moment, just a moment

00:13:14Good, good, good

00:13:16Well, she did have a breast, huh?

00:13:18Two

00:13:18No, one

00:13:19The other one looked more like a Domun collection box, didn't it?

00:13:21Yes, I was about to put in five pesetas.

00:13:23But you cut me off.

00:13:24Okay, okay

00:13:25This gentleman is very important

00:13:27And he has to leave here very happy

00:13:28Is that clear?

00:13:29Crystal clear

00:13:29Smile, here comes

00:13:31The deputy, Mr. Granja

00:13:33With permission

00:13:33He looks like Antonio Gález

00:13:35It's off to a good start

00:13:36Good morning, gentlemen

00:13:38Mr. Representative

00:13:39Good morning, that's not enough.

00:13:40Since you arrived

00:13:41The days are much better.

00:13:42So, so, why?

00:13:44Please stand next to the desk.

00:13:45I'm coming, I'm coming

00:13:46We're sorry we don't have a bigger armchair.

00:13:47Clear

00:13:48Here

00:13:49I'm going to put the rubber seals on.

00:13:50Which is always a good thing to have

00:13:51Let's see

00:13:52That pulse

00:13:53Say 33 if you like

00:13:55Go pee

00:13:56And we'll do an analysis.

00:13:57I think you are wrong

00:14:00They think I'm sick.

00:14:01And come on, I don't think so

00:14:02With this apple face

00:14:03Where does it hurt?

00:14:04Can I prescribe something for you?

00:14:05No, you'll see.

00:14:06I don't feel any pain.

00:14:07The thing is, I have an ingrown toenail.

00:14:09I put my finger in hot water

00:14:11And as if nothing had happened

00:14:12And since I live nearby

00:14:13My wife said

00:14:14Go to the clinic

00:14:15Have them put some mercurochrome on you.

00:14:17I think it's easy

00:14:18You in a couple of minutes

00:14:19They give me a brushstroke

00:14:20Well, in my town

00:14:22When we have an ingrown toenail

00:14:23We put it on the floor

00:14:24A friend is coming over

00:14:25You step on it.

00:14:25It bursts

00:14:26And that's it.

00:14:26Oh ok

00:14:27If that's the reason

00:14:28I'll grab the horn for this

00:14:29I honked at him.

00:14:30I'll leave you

00:14:30Oh!

00:14:31But I haven't given it to him yet.

00:14:32Well, it hurt me.

00:14:33As if I had been honked at by a horn

00:14:34One moment

00:14:35One moment

00:14:36This chick has already fallen

00:14:37It has already fallen

00:14:37It hurts him.

00:14:39Clear

00:14:39Like all ingrown toenails

00:14:41No, like everyone else, no.

00:14:42There are ingrown toenails and then there are ingrown toenails

00:14:44And those that hurt

00:14:44They are the dangerous ones

00:14:45Oh, really?

00:14:46Let's see

00:14:47Goes

00:14:47Oh!

00:14:51Do you see it?

00:14:52Black ingrown toenail

00:14:53One of the worst

00:14:54I'm worried, huh?

00:14:55But if that's a common ingrown toenail...

00:14:57And what do you know?

00:14:59Man

00:14:59You are a nurse

00:15:01And I'm the chief surgeon.

00:15:01Yeah, yeah

00:15:02But the thing is

00:15:03With all due respect, Dr. Blanquia

00:15:04I think

00:15:05This is a shitty ingrown toenail.

00:15:07Oh, sorry!

00:15:08Pussy!

00:15:08Have you ruined me?

00:15:09Have you ruined me?

00:15:10That it doesn't matter

00:15:11Have you heard of Napoleon?

00:15:14Ah, yes, the one who invented cognac.

00:15:16The father of that

00:15:17He died from an ingrown toenail.

00:15:18But, man

00:15:19If Napoleon died on Saint Helena

00:15:21From a fingernail

00:15:22From an ingrown toenail?

00:15:24Yes sir

00:15:24Well, I'm going home.

00:15:25To put your finger in hot water

00:15:27What did my wife tell me?

00:15:29Because of the mercurochrome

00:15:30I made it up myself

00:15:31As I am a member of parliament

00:15:33And speak

00:15:33And the responsibility of the clinic

00:15:35That finger needs to be treated, congressman.

00:15:37Take him to the X-ray department.

00:15:39An X-ray for an ingrown toenail?

00:15:40Oh, how clumsy!

00:15:41We perform an electrocardiogram.

00:15:43And while we're at it

00:15:44Why don't you give me an enema?

00:15:46It will be applied with Vaseline.

00:15:47Look, how nice!

00:15:48Well, we have to pay him, huh?

00:15:50Listen, it doesn't hurt anymore

00:15:51It doesn't hurt

00:15:52Nothing

00:15:53Look

00:15:54Oh no, mother!

00:15:57It was a joke

00:15:58A joke

00:15:59If this isn't an ingrown toenail

00:16:00I've always had this finger like this since I was little.

00:16:03It was my mother's whim.

00:16:04He craved my father's radish

00:16:06And that's why it's that dark color

00:16:08Did he believe it?

00:16:10No, because it's too fat

00:16:10Understand it

00:16:11Nothing

00:16:12It didn't work

00:16:12I'm not getting away

00:16:13I'm not getting away

00:16:14Head nurse, come in, come in

00:16:15We need to admit the congressman

00:16:17Give the nut suite

00:16:18And that he lacks nothing

00:16:19What kind of surgery are we going to perform?

00:16:20Liver removal?

00:16:21Heart transplant?

00:16:22I'll find something for him

00:16:23But it's just a tiny ingrown toenail.

00:16:25Apparently, an ingrown toenail is...

00:16:26But how?

00:16:27An ingrown toenail?

00:16:28Clear

00:16:28That is extremely serious

00:16:29You see it, it's also a black ingrown toenail.

00:16:32Like Napoleon's

00:16:33Man, veteran's father falls

00:16:34The one from...

00:16:35But where have I gotten myself into?

00:16:36Okay, okay

00:16:36We'll see what we do with you.

00:16:38Come on

00:16:39Please, I couldn't call my lawyer.

00:16:42No, because we have to cut him off from communication

00:16:44In case it infects the entire clinic

00:16:46But since when is an ingrown toenail contagious?

00:16:49He's never liked the petete.

00:16:50What disappointment is Alfonso Guerra going to have?

00:16:53Come on, come on

00:16:53Come on, come on, come on!

00:16:57Hey, doctor, what a joke!

00:16:58You can tell he's been hitting the pomace brandy.

00:17:00Hey

00:17:00This congressman could be the salvation of this clinic

00:17:04Would you like to keep your jobs?

00:17:06Let's see

00:17:06I have to do my internship somewhere, huh?

00:17:09So then, that congressman, Mr. Granja

00:17:10He can't leave here until Spanish Television arrives

00:17:13He won't come out

00:17:16Attention

00:17:20Patients who have lost an appendix are advised

00:17:22Please pick it up at the concierge desk.

00:17:24Don't look! Don't look!

00:17:33Come on, gorgeous! What a walk! What a walk!

00:17:36You're better than me!

00:17:54Doctor, what can they see in us?

00:17:55Shut up, fool, nobody's coming here today

00:17:57Don't think I'm interested in you

00:18:00I don't think

00:18:00I'm experimenting on you.

00:18:02I want to know if it's true that short people are fierce lovers.

00:18:06Man, within his modesty, as if he were a dwarf

00:18:09Let's see if it's true, take off your clothes

00:18:10It's just that I feel embarrassed in front of you.

00:18:13But, silly, it's an experiment.

00:18:14He's going to like this experiment.

00:18:16And he'll want to keep experimenting

00:18:18I know myself, I know what I'm capable of.

00:18:20Come on, get in

00:18:23Oh, and I thought this nursing job was going to be monotonous.

00:18:25Above!

00:18:27Kiss me, lead, and don't be silly.

00:18:28If all experiments are like this one

00:18:30Consider me your guinea pig

00:18:32What's happening?

00:18:36Shut up and cover yourself with that

00:18:37Jesus, Jesus

00:18:38Ah, but the body is here now, we have to perform the autopsy.

00:18:48But what are you doing here?

00:18:56Give me a massage on my calves and rub my meniscus a little, it's injured.

00:19:00What does it say?

00:19:01Oh, but isn't this a gym?

00:19:04No, sir

00:19:04Oh, sorry, I got confused.

00:19:06I'm sorry

00:19:08One not two, one not two

00:19:12See you later, old man.

00:19:13Oh dear, I'm ruining it.

00:19:15Two of the same kind, for today, for today

00:19:17Two matching pairs, available today, for today

00:19:19For today

00:19:21It's out today, for today

00:19:23Two of the same kind, for today.

00:19:24Two of the same kind, for today.

00:19:28No, no, I'm telling you, no

00:19:33No, no, no, no, it doesn't stop there

00:19:34I wear number 69

00:19:37I say, this, number 54 for today and we're still going for bingo.

00:19:42Two more of the same for today.

00:19:45I have two of these two.

00:19:48I have more than two for today, go ahead, go ahead.

00:19:50Who's buying for today?

00:19:52It's coming out today, it's coming out today.

00:19:55Same and small for today.

00:19:59Cover yourself, you pig.

00:20:01Nobody sees me.

00:20:03Furthermore, this is the most natural thing in this place.

00:20:05Well, I don't like it.

00:20:07Equal for today, equal.

00:20:09But we're alone, Sargemiro.

00:20:12Don't trust them.

00:20:14I play life.

00:20:17What about the yacht?

00:20:18I'm looking for it.

00:20:20But I can't find any in the killer.

00:20:22Well, you'll see, because the guys from Soria who send the money will think it should already be in their Swiss bank accounts.

00:20:26As someone who transports money to evade currency exchange, you're extremely unusual.

00:20:29Imagine you want to send 200 million to Switzerland via Melilla.

00:20:31We need to mislead.

00:20:34Nobody's going to think of making money that way.

00:20:35Melilla, Morocco, Algeria, Italy and Switzerland.

00:20:39Who would imagine such a thing?

00:20:41No, nobody.

00:20:42Where do you have it stored?

00:20:44In...

00:20:44In that clinic where I'm hiding.

00:20:49In a safe place.

00:20:51I can't wait to get out of there.

00:20:53Because as soon as I see blood, I get really sick.

00:20:55You were the one who said you could pass yourself off as a doctor.

00:20:57Yes, but through a family doctor.

00:20:58It's that there, at least, anyone can get a free ride from a whistle.

00:21:00I was walking through the clinic when a nurse grabbed my arm and took me into an operating room.

00:21:06And there they were, cutting open a guy with such a huge belly and all his guts spilling out, full of blood.

00:21:15Damn, I'm getting so angry.

00:21:17You might ask, what did you wear?

00:21:18No, no, I'm getting worked up now as I tell you.

00:21:21Oh, mother.

00:21:23Oh, I'm going to faint.

00:21:24Hold me, I'm going to faint.

00:21:26Don't get like that.

00:21:26Yes, take a deep breath.

00:21:28Archimiro, take a deep breath.

00:21:30This is a great relief.

00:21:32Take a deep breath.

00:21:33I want Danone.

00:21:35It tastes delicious.

00:21:36Who's going to eat that cookie?

00:21:38I don't want him to eat my cookie.

00:21:39He won't eat the cookie.

00:21:42But what happened to you, Paco?

00:21:44Hey, hey, nothing, darling, it seems I've escaped by a miracle.

00:21:49If they don't catch me in time, I'll lose my arm.

00:21:51But how is that possible?

00:21:52If it was just a hangnail.

00:21:54A fingernail ingrown toenail.

00:21:55A black ingrown toenail.

00:21:56Which I think they are.

00:21:58Look, this is the nurse who takes care of me.

00:22:01Her name is Rosa Arbeteta.

00:22:03But everyone calls her Rosa Arbeteta, the one with the...

00:22:06Come on, her name is Rosa.

00:22:08They call her Rosa.

00:22:09She's very cute.

00:22:11Bow?

00:22:11Oh, yes, well, I hadn't noticed.

00:22:13Yes, it does have its charm.

00:22:14Or rather, that left-handed guy.

00:22:15Nice to meet you, ma'am.

00:22:18Mejé, I'll give him that snack, okay?

00:22:21She does it very well.

00:22:22I'm better.

00:22:23Whatever you want, ma'am.

00:22:26What's that?

00:22:28The Casio.

00:22:29My arm was broken while I was wearing the watch.

00:22:32That's great, isn't it?

00:22:34Distractions.

00:22:35Let's see how this man is doing, he came in a terrible state and now he's doing great.

00:22:39Look, Matilde.

00:22:40This is the doctor who operated on me.

00:22:41Dog biscuits.

00:22:42Roberto!

00:22:44Matilde.

00:22:45But what are you doing here?

00:22:47This lady is...

00:22:48No, you should be quiet, it's not in your best interest to speak.

00:22:49Miss, give him an injection of whatever.

00:22:51It's the same.

00:22:51Or a suppository.

00:22:52The same.

00:22:53But why are you at this clinic?

00:22:55I've come to see my new husband.

00:22:57Ah, this is the idiot.

00:22:58How stupid?

00:23:00No, it's just that when we got divorced I told her, 'See if you can find some idiot to take care of you.'

00:23:03And he carried it, look at him.

00:23:04There it is.

00:23:05Then you are the impotent fool.

00:23:07Hey, no offense, okay?

00:23:08That's what Matilde told me on our wedding night.

00:23:11This is a man, not the impotent fool he used to be.

00:23:15Matilde, did you say that about me?

00:23:18Man, if you call being a superman, doing it once a month?

00:23:23Oh, really?

00:23:24Miss, get this sick man ready for me because tomorrow I'm going to give him a sex change.

00:23:27And without anesthesia, forget about it.

00:23:29Doctor, Doctor Blanquia.

00:23:30But why does it bother me when I'm making rounds for the sick?

00:23:33Come quickly, they want to kill nurse Fabricio.

00:23:36And why don't you call Dr. Flodio, who's the damn director of this clinic?

00:23:39He is performing the autopsy on the gentleman you operated on yesterday.

00:23:41The gentleman I operated on yesterday?

00:23:42Oh, and how did this one last so long?

00:23:44Come running.

00:23:45Ah, we'll see each other again.

00:23:47And we'll measure them.

00:23:48Wait a minute.

00:23:50What are we going to measure?

00:23:52Our forces, of course.

00:23:54Oh, why are we going to measure ourselves?

00:23:57Because he is the rudest man.

00:23:58I'll kill him, I'll kill him.

00:24:00No, sir, you are mistaken.

00:24:02I am not who you think I am.

00:24:04Yes, it is.

00:24:05You are the scoundrel who is sleeping with this woman.

00:24:07Through the mouth.

00:24:08And that he doesn't want to marry her.

00:24:09Shut your mouth already!

00:24:11Well, I'm the nurse, I should know where he needs to eat.

00:24:14And who is this woman?

00:24:16As?

00:24:16I've never seen her.

00:24:17Don't be so expensive, Fabricio.

00:24:19You're not going to say now that you don't know me.

00:24:20It's just that when you're naked, you're all the same.

00:24:23Oh, my father, I'll kill this wretch.

00:24:25You scoundrel, if I touch it.

00:24:26Oh, I'm touching.

00:24:28Scoundrel, leave me alone, leave me alone.

00:24:30I have to kill.

00:24:31Barrier, barrier.

00:24:31If he marries you, I'll kill him.

00:24:33Let me.

00:24:33Barrier, barrier.

00:24:34You scoundrel, no, you're not going to escape.

00:24:36Another barrier.

00:24:37I have to kill you.

00:24:38You have to marry her.

00:24:40Take this, you scoundrel.

00:24:41Take.

00:24:41You won't get away.

00:24:43The air, the air.

00:24:44He unplugged my oxygen.

00:24:47Just a moment, make do with this.

00:24:50But what's going on here?

00:24:51What scandal is this?

00:24:52And what's it to you?

00:24:54How could I not care if I'm the inmate in the area?

00:24:58Oh, how embarrassing.

00:25:00We were surprised.

00:25:01But how do you make such delicious things after just having surgery for a brain aphimosis?

00:25:04Moron!

00:25:05The one time I give him something, he throws his poop all over the place.

00:25:08Please help me, doctor.

00:25:11They're crazy.

00:25:12Let's see, let's see, let's see what.

00:25:14Let's see, let's see.

00:25:17What's wrong with you?

00:25:18But anyway, who are you?

00:25:19Man, Dr. Amorós.

00:25:20It says so right there.

00:25:20Clear.

00:25:21Nice to meet you.

00:25:22Listen, that nurse is a scoundrel who raped this young lady.

00:25:24Good job, man!

00:25:25Who, me?

00:25:25No no.

00:25:26And what's it to you?

00:25:27But how could I not care?

00:25:29He has to marry her.

00:25:30And what reason does he have to be angry?

00:25:31Is she your sister?

00:25:32No, sir.

00:25:33She's my girlfriend.

00:25:34To the!

00:25:34Ah, then he does have reason to be angry.

00:25:35I don't know what they're like.

00:25:36What a mess!

00:25:37But not with me.

00:25:38They are looking for a certain Fabricio.

00:25:39And that's not me.

00:25:40Ah, Fabricio is right about that.

00:25:42Do you see it?

00:25:43It's him.

00:25:44How could I not know who I'm sleeping with?

00:25:46Clear.

00:25:46Naturally.

00:25:47And he had to know that too.

00:25:48Yes, but I'm not going to walk around with the file in the street.

00:25:50Well, he's not right about the fresh stuff.

00:25:51Just a moment, just a moment.

00:25:52This man is not to blame for this mess.

00:25:55Say yes, doctor.

00:25:56Very good.

00:25:57And how do you know that?

00:25:58That.

00:25:59That.

00:25:59And how do you know that?

00:26:02Because, because this man is a faggot.

00:26:07You are right, doctor.

00:26:09As?

00:26:10I'm a faggot.

00:26:10He's gone too far.

00:26:11And how do you know he's a faggot?

00:26:14Because he is my fiancé and he has always been faithful to me.

00:26:17Oh, you already said it.

00:26:19Hey Lucinda, are you sure this is it?

00:26:22But you think I'm stupid.

00:26:23Stupid, blind, and deaf, guava?

00:26:26You sleep with a guy you don't know who he is.

00:26:27They really are cheating on this saint.

00:26:30To this big man, you don't deserve him.

00:26:32Don't rub me, don't rub me, because you'll see a huge defeat with the chaos.

00:26:36Doctor, we're not made of stone.

00:26:38Oh, you shut up, Mrs. Rogelia, you're a horny one for your age.

00:26:42Don't touch this guy or I'll give him the other one.

00:26:45Oh, you're making me hold on tight, otherwise I'll fall out of bed.

00:26:48Okay, order, I'm here now.

00:26:49Order, order.

00:26:50What happened here?

00:26:51This crazy guy who's been here hitting everyone.

00:26:53And he threw my own poop at me.

00:26:55Aren't you ashamed to take away the poop of a poor old man who knows when he'll do it again?

00:26:59Take him away, guards.

00:27:00One moment.

00:27:08Come on, you man!

00:27:10Give that to the surgeon!

00:27:11I'm here, doctor!

00:27:23Quietly, quietly.

00:27:24Speak softly?

00:27:25I know I'm short, but what can I do?

00:27:27Speak softly?

00:27:27Well, please excuse my lateness.

00:27:29Let's talk about what interests us.

00:27:32Do you know what 20,000 duros is?

00:27:34I've never seen them together in my life.

00:27:36Come on, I don't even think they exist.

00:27:38They exist.

00:27:38Well, you see, I thought that was like decency, everyone talks about it, but nobody knows it.

00:27:45What would you do for 20,000 pesetas?

00:27:47Well, anything but going up in a hot air balloon.

00:27:49And the other thing, whatever is needed.

00:27:52I need a yacht.

00:27:53And I have a Mercedes.

00:27:55Why do you think it helped you get rid of that jerk?

00:27:58Well, I have no idea.

00:27:59Because I think you can help me in exchange for 100,000 pesetas.

00:28:03Blow!

00:28:04That's it.

00:28:04But, but, what has he done?

00:28:09Blow, like someone blowing on chalk.

00:28:10Ah, okay, well, excuse me.

00:28:11I think the fish was burning water.

00:28:13Did it make me blow like that for the moment?

00:28:14Okay, sorry, that's it.

00:28:15There's no reason to argue about this.

00:28:16It's from, to what?

00:28:17Do you accept or not?

00:28:20For 100,000 pesetas I'll get you the Juan Sebastián song.

00:28:23But why does he want a yacht?

00:28:24Do you know where Melilla is?

00:28:26Yeah.

00:28:27Uh, crossing it wet.

00:28:29He must walk on the other side.

00:28:30That's where I want to go.

00:28:31Good.

00:28:32Let's assume you already have the yacht.

00:28:34He gets in, starts it up, and goes out to sea.

00:28:38Who's to say he'll hit Melilla?

00:28:40What does that mean?

00:28:41Well, he needs someone who knows how to navigate.

00:28:44I have it.

00:28:45Does she have it?

00:28:46La, la, la.

00:28:46Yes, yes.

00:28:47Yes, I have it.

00:28:49The one who came this morning to complain.

00:28:50The girlfriend of the guy with the garrote?

00:28:52The same.

00:28:53He is a yacht captain.

00:28:55And for 20,000 pesetas more they'll add Melilla.

00:28:5820,000, okay.

00:28:59Okay?

00:29:00And I fell short, I should have asked for more.

00:29:02Argimiro!

00:29:05Argimiro!

00:29:06Argimiro!

00:29:06What's happening?

00:29:07They're here.

00:29:08Who is it?

00:29:09Don Tarsicio.

00:29:10Don Tarsicio here.

00:29:11Excuse me, who is Don Tarsicio?

00:29:13Well, if Don Tarsicio is here, it's because they also come from Cineval Duque.

00:29:15Yeah.

00:29:15Val Duque too?

00:29:16But hey, what do you know?

00:29:17Well, since I'm at the table, I'm going to start a conversation.

00:29:20Shut up, man!

00:29:21What do I do now?

00:29:22Go back to hiding in the clinic.

00:29:24There's blood everywhere.

00:29:25But they won't look for you there.

00:29:27Oh, it seems to me there are a lot of little tomatoes here.

00:29:29You are not a doctor.

00:29:31I'm a guy who's going to give you 100,000 pesetas, okay?

00:29:33That's the way to talk, Marañón.

00:29:35Argimiro!

00:29:36Look at that!

00:29:36Look!

00:29:43Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

00:29:44I think 20,000 pesetas is going to be too little.

00:29:46Are you insured, Val Duque?

00:29:48Don Tarsicio would swear to it.

00:29:49I've seen her.

00:29:50She's that cute girl who's always with Argimiro.

00:29:52We've done wrong.

00:29:54Imagine giving 200 million pesetas to a fool to take it to his daughter.

00:29:57Of course, the smart ones don't want to.

00:29:59Because of this Badir Division thing, they put him in jail.

00:30:02And the state of Spanish prisons now is that they're overcrowded, of course.

00:30:06Okay, let's organize a search and capture operation for that scoundrel and get our money back.

00:30:11Or livers, if necessary.

00:30:13Very good.

00:30:13The mother who gave birth to him.

00:30:15He's left me, look, with only 20 pesetas.

00:30:16Hey man, 20 pesetas!

00:30:17Hey, bring the 20 pesetas, damn it, look.

00:30:18He's already gone.

00:30:20Listen, I don't mean to be a pain, but 20,000 pesetas seems like too little to me.

00:30:25I should be grateful I need it, otherwise...

00:30:26He needs me more than food.

00:30:28And now she's telling me everything, because otherwise the baby food won't help her.

00:30:32Okay, let's go to the clinic.

00:30:34And you, darling, keep watch.

00:30:34If anything happens, let me know.

00:30:36OK.

00:30:37But be careful, okay?

00:30:38But what are you doing, Elisa?

00:30:43This is the only way to avoid attracting attention here.

00:30:46But we're from a dryland area.

00:30:47Well, you may be from the drylands, but when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

00:30:51But I'll cover it up, because she's my girlfriend, you understand?

00:30:52Well, we're partners, I'll cover it too.

00:30:55You covered one and I'll cover the rest, that's it.

00:30:56Well, not anymore, look at him.

00:30:57But what is he doing? Is he crazy?

00:30:59Well, lend him a hand.

00:31:00Well, I'm leaving.

00:31:01Be careful.

00:31:04Listen, I'll trade it for 20,000 pesetas.

00:31:06But what are you saying? She's my girlfriend, you understand, my girlfriend.

00:31:09I was just saying it in case it happened.

00:31:10Ah, okay, okay.

00:31:10Nothing happens.

00:31:11Okay, I'll take the 20,000 pesetas.

00:31:13Where is?

00:31:14Have you asked Televisión Española for a film crew to appear on the news program?

00:31:17Congressman Granja?

00:31:18Yeah.

00:31:18And they replied that Deputy Granja is the president of the Incompatibilities Committee

00:31:22and that his father will sign it.

00:31:24If we don't get him on television, there's no point in keeping him.

00:31:28I had thought about calling a few press photographers and getting the case published in magazines.

00:31:32from the heart.

00:31:33The important thing is that the congressman doesn't leave.

00:31:36Dr. Granja takes care of that.

00:31:37But we have to do something because we're running out of time and we're going to have to close.

00:31:41Of course.

00:31:41Come in, doctor, everything is ready.

00:31:52Doctor, he's stupid.

00:31:53Pass, man, pass.

00:31:57Hey nurse, couldn't you do this other thing?

00:31:59You know that I...

00:32:01No problem, man, it's the easiest thing to do.

00:32:03Furthermore, I will be there for him if he needs me for anything.

00:32:05What if I faint?

00:32:07For a few tiny cuts.

00:32:09Calm down, man, take a deep breath.

00:32:12Is everything ready, doctor?

00:32:13Woman, ready, ready.

00:32:15But how did they find out that today was my saint's day?

00:32:17It doesn't matter, it's his saint's day, isn't it?

00:32:19Well, this is our gift.

00:32:20They could have given me a tie or a pajama set.

00:32:24Well, it's getting late.

00:32:26Is everything ready?

00:32:27All.

00:32:29Go ahead and don't let fear get the better of you.

00:32:30Don't leave me.

00:32:31That?

00:32:37Well, it doesn't look so bad.

00:32:39Do you think so?

00:32:40I don't know.

00:32:43Is everything ready?

00:32:44Forward.

00:32:46Okay, let's begin.

00:32:48Scalpel?

00:32:49Scalpel?

00:32:50Scalpel?

00:32:52Scalpel?

00:32:54These things will be because of the handle.

00:32:57Sorry doctor, it was unintentional.

00:32:59Scalpel.

00:33:00Hey?

00:33:00It's something else, isn't it?

00:33:02And now with determination.

00:33:04A quick, dry cut.

00:33:08Let's go.

00:33:13Tweezers.

00:33:14Tweezers.

00:33:15Tweezers.

00:33:17There are no other types of pliers.

00:33:19Another type of tweezers.

00:33:21Another type of tweezers?

00:33:22Another type of tweezers.

00:33:23It doesn't surprise me that patients are getting killed in this clinic.

00:33:27Oh!

00:33:28Oh!

00:33:29Oh!

00:33:29Very good.

00:33:29He's putting the tweezers to the break.

00:33:32Very good!

00:33:33A round of applause for him.

00:33:34Applause!

00:33:35Bravo!

00:33:36Bravo!

00:33:36Silence, please.

00:33:37Silence, please.

00:33:38Silence, silence.

00:33:38Yes, yes.

00:33:39Scalpel.

00:33:40Scalpel.

00:33:40By the handle.

00:33:41By the handle.

00:33:43Scalpel by the handle.

00:33:44So.

00:33:47Now be careful, doctor.

00:33:50Yes, yes.

00:33:54It's sweat.

00:33:56Sweat?

00:33:56Sweat.

00:33:57Deodorant?

00:33:57Now is the time.

00:34:05No, doctor.

00:34:08Not that way.

00:34:09That's a nerve.

00:34:11Sure?

00:34:12Yeah.

00:34:13Leave it out.

00:34:14Yes, yes.

00:34:15Ah, yes, like that.

00:34:17Very good.

00:34:19Is everything whitish?

00:34:20Should I leave it or cut it?

00:34:21Let's see.

00:34:23No, leave it.

00:34:24It's expensive.

00:34:25These scalpels don't cut anything.

00:34:28Of course, Dr. Branquia uses them to throw at his enemies.

00:34:32Ham knife.

00:34:33Ham knife.

00:34:42Ham knife.

00:34:44Be careful, it cuts sharper than a razor blade.

00:34:46Sweat again.

00:34:48Sweat again.

00:34:55What now?

00:34:56This is something else entirely.

00:34:57I'm calmer now.

00:35:00It's getting to the bone.

00:35:01Sorry, I got carried away.

00:35:04No, I'm talking about the knife.

00:35:06The bad thing is that he takes me away.

00:35:06We don't have another one.

00:35:09Yes, it's done.

00:35:10I'm in much better shape now.

00:35:12Look, look.

00:35:13Look, look, look.

00:35:14And he gives it to her, and he gives it to her.

00:35:15Bravo, bravo.

00:35:16I'm going to continue.

00:35:19Now.

00:35:21Hey, is this guy from Granada?

00:35:23No, from Huelva.

00:35:26Well, I think this is fine.

00:35:27Because if I keep going like this I'm going to get dizzy.

00:35:29Yeah.

00:35:30And if we want more, we just cut a few slices, right, guys?

00:35:34They turned out a little thick, but that's because I lack practice.

00:35:38A little wine, doctor.

00:35:39Thank you.

00:35:40Let's see, let's see, let's see.

00:35:40Take that plate over there.

00:35:41Thank you.

00:35:41And this one over here.

00:35:43And now the cariñena.

00:35:44I inject the cariñena directly into my vein.

00:35:50Here, I've got some phenomenal troops.

00:35:53No, there was no other option but to put a cast on his leg, because the ingrown toenail was spreading.

00:35:57dangerously and it's getting worse.

00:35:58And of course.

00:35:59And they've put a cast on my left leg.

00:36:01Sure, because you're the weight, huh?

00:36:03It's just that the left...

00:36:04Don't talk, you need rest.

00:36:06No, it's just that the left...

00:36:08Well, it was necessary to crack it open, because you had it already cold, cold, cold.

00:36:11No, you see, this left leg...

00:36:14Don't speak, that's an order, you have to stay calm.

00:36:17Quietly, huh?

00:36:18Very quiet.

00:36:18Yes, but I'm calm.

00:36:20I'm coming here.

00:36:20But the thing is, precisely...

00:36:22Silence, sleep for a while.

00:36:24And so that no one bothers him...

00:36:26Hey, I can't hear anything, nothing.

00:36:29Did you hear?

00:36:29Don't the TV people want to come?

00:36:31Better, that way this will sink.

00:36:33They'll blame the director, fire him for being incompetent, and I'll be the new director.

00:36:36of this clinic.

00:36:38Then we'll get married.

00:36:40This little Lucrecia, you know I'm very passionate and I'm capable of raping you right here.

00:36:43Look, I'll take you up on that.

00:36:44Well, take it for me.

00:36:45What are they talking about?

00:36:47Listen, I'm bored.

00:36:48Calle, Che's lady.

00:36:50Oh!

00:36:52I dropped that.

00:36:54I'm going to look for it.

00:36:55What's wrong? Is he hot?

00:36:56No, it's just that she dropped something and I'm going to pick it up now.

00:36:59I'll be back later.

00:36:59You're quiet, huh?

00:37:00It might take me a little while.

00:37:02What's wrong with them?

00:37:03Have they gotten sick?

00:37:05How can I not hear them?

00:37:07Oh!

00:37:09Either they've gotten sick or they're fighting.

00:37:11Listen!

00:37:12Listen!

00:37:13Listen!

00:37:14Oh, she's wearing panties, but...

00:37:17No, I don't understand anything.

00:37:18Yes, yes.

00:37:19Listen, if you remove my calluses, I'll come down and help you.

00:37:22Let's see.

00:37:23Let's see.

00:37:25That?

00:37:26How is this man?

00:37:27Man!

00:37:28Another doctor!

00:37:29Help your colleagues who must be feeling very ill because they've been down there doing somersaults for quite a while.

00:37:35Well, I can't find it.

00:37:37I don't know where it could have gone.

00:37:39Excuse me, Mr. Director.

00:37:41What happened to him?

00:37:43Yeah.

00:37:43There's more down there.

00:37:44Yeah.

00:37:45So far, so good.

00:37:46Look, look, look.

00:37:47Oh.

00:37:49Oh, what a deathly sweat.

00:37:51No, no, there was nothing.

00:37:52You've made a mistake here.

00:37:53Already.

00:37:54No, there was nothing in the register.

00:37:55Talk to me.

00:37:56I can't hear him at all.

00:37:58Nothing I don't hear.

00:37:59Then, then this.

00:38:00No, it's just that the deputy insisted that the bed had some loose springs, and the nurse and I were checking the bottom part for him.

00:38:05But no, everything is fine, everything is fine.

00:38:07Well, you've seen it, haven't you?

00:38:09It was necessary to put a cast on her leg and so we have her here a little longer, well, no, not anymore.

00:38:13Well, it's just that when an ingrown toenail gets complicated...

00:38:16There, there.

00:38:17They're talking about my leg.

00:38:18Yes, you can go there.

00:38:19Yes, we were saying that you had it cold.

00:38:22Damn, I'm not surprised.

00:38:24I've had this aluminum prosthetic leg for twelve years.

00:38:27Look, they've put a cast on my aluminum leg.

00:38:32Ha ha ha!

00:38:33German aluminum!

00:38:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:38:36I knew it was cold, huh?

00:38:37Clear.

00:38:38That's also bad luck.

00:38:42What do you think?

00:38:44Oh!

00:38:45That's outrageous!

00:38:46They are so well made!

00:38:48All the same.

00:38:48They look real.

00:38:49That hand.

00:38:50They're real.

00:38:51Three rich uncles from Soria, where I'm from, have left them in my custody so that I can deposit them in a Swiss bank in their name.

00:38:56How disgusting!

00:38:57What shameless people!

00:38:58What degenerates!

00:38:59I get 10%.

00:39:00Oh, saints!

00:39:02That's what they are.

00:39:03But I'm not sure they'll give him 10%.

00:39:05Yes, I'll know.

00:39:06No, number 7, because number 3 is for me.

00:39:08You are crazy.

00:39:09I'll put it on for you.

00:39:12Okay, but soon, because if those guys catch me they'll beat me up.

00:39:14They won't hit him, I will protect him.

00:39:16I'm going to save this.

00:39:17I'll keep it in case it happens.

00:39:19Bullshit.

00:39:21Okay, it hasn't happened, but if it does, so what?

00:39:23I'll take it.

00:39:23Go ahead, keep it safe, he's distrustful.

00:39:25No, I'm suspicious.

00:39:26Careful.

00:39:26That?

00:39:28But where were you?

00:39:29I've been looking for you for a while now.

00:39:30What's happening?

00:39:31Don Rufo, the administrator, told me that he has a tax inspector in his office.

00:39:37Take this, you know what to do.

00:39:39Okay, but since we're little we don't know how to change ourselves.

00:39:41Why don't you give us a hand, huh?

00:39:43Me too.

00:39:44Dude, being so hot is a drag.

00:39:46Do you all want the same thing?

00:39:47No, what a nuisance.

00:39:49Come on, leave the girl alone, she's not for you, eh.

00:39:50Come on, help me.

00:39:52Put this on.

00:39:54Blood!

00:39:55How bad do I get?

00:39:57No, man, smell.

00:39:59If it's tomato, I prepared them myself.

00:40:01Are you sure it's tomato?

00:40:02Sure, about the hamburgers from the cafeteria, whatever I tell you.

00:40:05Go ahead, put one on and then I'll explain what needs to be done.

00:40:08Yes, no, I have those invoices here somewhere.

00:40:12We're not in a hurry.

00:40:14I can stay here overnight.

00:40:16There's no need.

00:40:17Yes, I saw them here a moment ago.

00:40:19It seems to me that there is a lot to inspect here.

00:40:22Listen, whatever you need, eh.

00:40:25Oh boy, what a tremendous intervention.

00:40:28It's been good as it's been.

00:40:30Excuse me for dripping.

00:40:31Mr. Administrator, do you mind if we consult the register of deceased persons that we need to register?

00:40:35to a new one?

00:40:36No, no, continue with your work.

00:40:37Thank you.

00:40:38Thank you so much.

00:40:38One moment.

00:40:39Has this wart always been there or did it appear recently?

00:40:41Does he have hair?

00:40:42I don't know, I don't know.

00:40:43Sorry, I've gotten blood on you.

00:40:44Hey, she seems evil, huh.

00:40:45He doesn't care.

00:40:46We're going to soak the carpet.

00:40:47No, you go on, go on.

00:40:48Thank you.

00:40:53Hey, I really admire your composure when you picked up the big scalpel.

00:40:58It's the big one, yes.

00:40:59And you put it in here, you went right through it like it was from Artacan and the dog teams.

00:41:04Hey, I did it by ear, you know, right?

00:41:06Okay, let's get back to business.

00:41:08Those little invoices...

00:41:09I'm looking for them.

00:41:10And when you cut off the top of his skull, what is that gray mass that you could see inside?

00:41:14No, the brain.

00:41:16The brain.

00:41:17The brain.

00:41:19And Ana, what about the social security of the employees?

00:41:22How are they handling it?

00:41:23Okay, okay, that's one day a week, listen, one day a week.

00:41:26Well, and what was like the end of the magazines, is when you took out the heart

00:41:30And you had it in your hand.

00:41:33That was worthy of applause.

00:41:34But was it the heart?

00:41:36Yes sir.

00:41:37I thought it was the pancreas, I didn't think it was the heart.

00:41:40Well, it was.

00:41:41Hey, what was that thick stuff? It was like a kid's poop dripping down

00:41:44the...

00:41:45What was this one like?

00:41:45What was it?

00:41:46Now, come on, what, what was it?

00:41:48Arterial blood.

00:41:50Pussy.

00:41:50I'm saying, it's getting very late today.

00:41:54I'll find that right away, don't worry.

00:41:57And the last straw was when I accidentally pricked him, of course, I pricked his jugular vein, look,

00:42:01It exploded, and all the walls were covered in blood.

00:42:05The ceiling, the lamp, everything red, everything red, everything red, it looked like a disco.

00:42:11How beautiful!

00:42:12Because blood is the spice of the operating room.

00:42:17Well, I'm leaving, it's getting late.

00:42:20I'll come back another day, or next month.

00:42:22Good.

00:42:24And the smell, and the stench that fills the operating room at that moment.

00:42:28It looks like a village on the day of the massacre.

00:42:31Well, I'm off, see you next year.

00:42:34I was thinking we could make black pudding and earn some extra money.

00:42:39Do you like blood sausages made with human blood?

00:42:44Goodbye, goodbye, I'm feeling really sick.

00:42:49Very good, you did a great job.

00:42:52Right?

00:42:58She's like a child, she can't take anything.

00:43:01How did they get in here?

00:43:09That's no small thing, miss.

00:43:11The important thing is why we are here.

00:43:13And why are they there?

00:43:14Because her boyfriend cheated on us.

00:43:16My boyfriend?

00:43:17And who is my boyfriend?

00:43:18No joke.

00:43:19You know who we're talking about.

00:43:21Argimiro is his name, his parents will know why.

00:43:23Argimiro?

00:43:24That's over.

00:43:26The proof is that I left Soria and came here alone to spend a holiday at the seaside.

00:43:29Besides, why are they looking for him?

00:43:32So that you can give them back to us.

00:43:34Hey, come on, man, it's not as tall as it seems.

00:43:37For a matter that is very important to us.

00:43:40If it's so important, why don't they report it to the police?

00:43:42Deep down, we're good people and we don't want to hurt her boyfriend.

00:43:46My ex-boyfriend.

00:43:47And, by the way, are you feeling unwell?

00:43:50I don't.

00:43:51I'm fine.

00:43:52And so he says.

00:43:55This is very serious, cane, Román and something else.

00:43:57So, if she's not sick, why does she have these addresses and phone numbers for a clinic here?

00:44:02That.

00:44:03That paper is not mine.

00:44:05It will belong to the previous tenant who was in the apartment.

00:44:08Torcifio was right.

00:44:10That clinic is important.

00:44:12We'll have to go that way.

00:44:13Well, don't worry.

00:44:16This is ready.

00:44:17The mother will be comfortable, huh?

00:44:19Do you think so?

00:44:20That's what happens with plaster casts.

00:44:22At first it seems a little uncomfortable, but then it's nice and warm.

00:44:26He's very endearing.

00:44:27It seems unbelievable, I tell you.

00:44:29And all because of a tiny ingrown toenail.

00:44:32And despite all the plaster casts, this finger isn't getting better.

00:44:35Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.

00:44:38Oh!

00:44:40But man!

00:44:41What's wrong?

00:44:42But man!

00:44:42Well, well, the important thing is that he has sensitivity.

00:44:45That's what's important.

00:44:46Well, I think what he needs is more plaster.

00:44:49More, more, more.

00:44:50Yes, even more so.

00:44:51We've abandoned ourselves, we've abandoned ourselves.

00:44:53Checkups are necessary.

00:44:55Checkups for an ingrown toenail.

00:44:56You can't trust anything or anyone.

00:44:59Well, from you, yes.

00:45:00Man, of course, us.

00:45:02From us as from his father.

00:45:04My parents abandoned us.

00:45:06To my mother and me when I was two years old.

00:45:08Destined for you, huh?

00:45:10Let's see how this man is doing.

00:45:13Well, walking is a bit of a hassle, because he's going to be here for a while, so...

00:45:16Here I am.

00:45:18I look like a cake.

00:45:19Oh, if we hadn't realized what you had, where would you be now?

00:45:22Well, at home, with the ingrown toenail soaking in hot water.

00:45:24Where will it be?

00:45:25But man!

00:45:25At home, in a bad way, without hygiene.

00:45:28Sorry, sorry.

00:45:29Mr. Member of Parliament, there are some photographers outside who want to take some pictures of you for

00:45:34the press.

00:45:34Let them come in, but they won't know me.

00:45:36Oh, listen, what's wrong with you?

00:45:38Everything this man says is funny.

00:45:40Of course, because he's a congressman.

00:45:42Oh, what a blow, what a blow!

00:45:44No!

00:45:45Oh, but man, but...

00:45:46Oh, sorry, I thought it was mine.

00:45:48Come in, come in.

00:45:49And they can take all the photos they want.

00:45:52Come in, gentlemen, come in and take all the photographs you want for your newspapers and magazines.

00:45:56to our beloved patient, Congressman Mr. Granja.

00:46:01As?

00:46:01The one about conflicts of interest?

00:46:03Yes sir, that's me.

00:46:04Because of him, I and I have been fired from the newspaper.

00:46:07And me.

00:46:08Let's go, the money guys are there, the ones from Soria, the money guys.

00:46:11You know what I'm saying?

00:46:11His father is going to take pictures of him!

00:46:13Come on, there's no need to get angry.

00:46:14We are for change.

00:46:15And the change...

00:46:16Take pictures, take pictures!

00:46:18Go straight ahead, please!

00:46:19I like it when they face me!

00:46:21Please.

00:46:22Please let us through, please.

00:46:24Please make way.

00:46:26Not a single photo!

00:46:27Hey baldy, what are you looking at?

00:46:29Come on.

00:46:30Lower your head, they can see you.

00:46:31Please, please.

00:46:33Where is she going with that?

00:46:34We're taking the screen; it's to grease the bearings, which need it.

00:46:38Bye bye.

00:46:39What happened?

00:46:40They're from Soria, right?

00:46:41Yes, they came in as if they were journalists.

00:46:43We have to collect the money and run.

00:46:45Come on, come on.

00:46:46But Mrs. Raval, you've forgotten the crutches again.

00:46:48That's right, my crutches.

00:46:49Oh, oh, oh, I knew something was missing.

00:46:52Oh, good, good.

00:46:53Where are we going?

00:46:54Here, I made my briefcase in this plastic bucket.

00:46:57One moment.

00:46:58Where is that damn cube?

00:47:01You put my 3% of 200 million in a plastic bucket.

00:47:05Yes, it's a very safe place.

00:47:07Sure?

00:47:08Well, that cube.

00:47:10It wouldn't be tall.

00:47:12He was tall.

00:47:14But I'm sure it wasn't butane-colored.

00:47:18Was it butane-colored?

00:47:19Oh, damn your image.

00:47:22You've deprived me of my 3%.

00:47:23Because?

00:47:25What's happening?

00:47:25What are those cubes for?

00:47:26A clinic has operating rooms.

00:47:28Surgery is performed in operating rooms.

00:47:29And during the operation, patients have an appendix, a kidney, or a gallbladder removed.

00:47:33Those rubble pieces.

00:47:34What do you think is done with them?

00:47:35Ah, I can't even think of that.

00:47:39Hey, you're not going to tell me that those plastic buckets are being put in there.

00:47:44You're not going to tell me.

00:47:45Yes, I'll tell you.

00:47:47He goes in there and the plastic buckets are taken to the cemetery.

00:47:50And there they incinerate everything inside.

00:47:53Are they burning it?

00:47:53And the ashes are buried.

00:47:56200 million turned to ash!

00:47:59Let's run.

00:48:00Where to?

00:48:01To the cemetery, let's see if we get there on time.

00:48:03Oh my God, he was running!

00:48:04Attention, Nurse Miss Bedoya may come to the lost and found section.

00:48:08because her red garter belt has already appeared.

00:48:10I was there.

00:48:11I've seen it.

00:48:11I'm not sure.

00:48:12Yes, it was our email and we let it slip away.

00:48:16Besides the fact that it was him.

00:48:17If it's being hidden, it means something's wrong with our money.

00:48:19Anyway, we already know where to find it.

00:48:21In here.

00:48:22That's it.

00:48:22Wait a minute, look over there.

00:48:28It's him, it's true.

00:48:30Come on!

00:48:31Come on!

00:48:32What's impossible?

00:48:33Always take it in the middle!

00:48:36Tell me, that car here!

00:48:42Accelerate!

00:48:44Step carefully or we'll lose it!

00:48:59They've already started.

00:49:00Runs!

00:49:03Wait!

00:49:03Take off your robe!

00:49:06Yeah.

00:49:07Take it off!

00:49:07Yes, yes!

00:49:08Here, put on this glove!

00:49:09So that?

00:49:10Shut up!

00:49:11No!

00:49:11And do as I say.

00:49:12Hey, hey, hey, excuse me.

00:49:22I am from the La Operadora clinic.

00:49:25Ah!

00:49:25They're coming for the buckets!

00:49:27There you have it.

00:49:28They can take them whenever they want.

00:49:29No, sir.

00:49:30Well, yes.

00:49:31This gentleman, right here where you see him,

00:49:33His arm was amputated yesterday.

00:49:35Amputee, mechanic, arm, prosthesis.

00:49:37Ah, yes, yes, yes.

00:49:37And by mistake we threw it in the trash.

00:49:40And now he wants to recover it to bury it.

00:49:43Yes, sir, I was fond of him.

00:49:45Because they put this Japanese calendar on me in Tichoke,

00:49:48which is fine, but it's not the same thing.

00:49:51No no.

00:49:51Wherever one's arm is...

00:49:52Of course, because now he's greeting someone, for example, you.

00:49:56And it says...

00:49:56Hello!

00:49:57Hello!

00:49:58And his arm stays like that, as if he had lost the plank.

00:50:01That.

00:50:02And if I get angry with someone, I'll give them the finger.

00:50:05and it remains...

00:50:07It goes down, right?

00:50:08Is left over...

00:50:08It's the same thing since when...

00:50:10You put it up like this, it's more secure.

00:50:12Ah, yes, yes.

00:50:13And if you go to the movies with a girl, you're going to grope her, whatever.

00:50:16Well, it gets done...

00:50:17And go away and remain cold.

00:50:18No no.

00:50:19When you get your hands dirty, there's nothing left...

00:50:20It looks bad.

00:50:21And I've also missed it a lot in foosball,

00:50:23Because with this arm there's no problem, because...

00:50:26But with this other one, which is the goalkeeper's,

00:50:28Well, I have to stop the goals with my teeth, that's how...

00:50:31And what do you want me to do?

00:50:33Let us use the clinic's buckets to find the briefcase.

00:50:36That.

00:50:36No, the arm.

00:50:37Hug, hug, hug.

00:50:39Well, I'm sorry, but they're already too late.

00:50:42And has he burned it all down?

00:50:43All.

00:50:44And it has burned with wind.

00:50:47There are the empty buckets.

00:50:49But without taking a peek to see what was burning.

00:50:52No, because they see pieces of the person in me.

00:50:56It makes me laugh.

00:50:58Angelito, you make me laugh.

00:51:01Yes, I'm a bit odd.

00:51:03And are you sure he burned everything?

00:51:06Absolutely.

00:51:08Bye bye.

00:51:10Damn your image.

00:51:11My 3%.

00:51:12And what did I know about what those cubes were for?

00:51:16My ruin, my ruin.

00:51:18For once there were going to be 100,000 pesetas together.

00:51:20Don't complain, I'm the one who loses the most, right?

00:51:21And you're going to lose even more.

00:51:23The Hurtado sisters.

00:51:25It's not possible that they burned all our money.

00:51:27I'm sorry.

00:51:28I'm sorry?

00:51:29Damn your face.

00:51:31That's what you come up with.

00:51:34Don't call there, nobody's going to answer.

00:51:3620 years lending money at usurious rates to burn through those profits.

00:51:40And I was selling non-existent apartments for this.

00:51:43But if I were you, I'd report this scoundrel to the police.

00:51:45How funny.

00:51:47Here.

00:51:47And everyone goes to jail, right?

00:51:4930 years saving from my honest white slavery business,

00:51:53brothels and some discreet scams.

00:51:56And so it ends.

00:51:57In short, it's hard to say which of the four has the least shame.

00:51:59Ignore him.

00:52:00I can pay him back by working for 5,000 pesetas a month.

00:52:03Yes, that's a good idea.

00:52:05That's 200 million at 5,000 per month, about 400,000 months.

00:52:10A little over 33,000 years to pay.

00:52:13That's roughly how long it will take for Rumasa's shareholders to get paid.

00:52:16If you have a little patience.

00:52:18They were making fun of us.

00:52:19Let's put it on.

00:52:20Well, I'll do it!

00:52:21Hey, hey, hey!

00:52:21One moment!

00:52:22Peace be with you!

00:52:24Peace be with you!

00:52:24Seek dialogue!

00:52:26Come on, come on!

00:52:26Seek dialogue!

00:52:27Go for it!

00:52:28He deserves it!

00:52:29I respect the place!

00:52:31Leave it to me!

00:52:32Don't hit him with your hand, you'll hurt yourselves!

00:52:35Grab some bricks, it's more convenient!

00:52:37I've messed up his address!

00:52:38We've killed him!

00:52:38What would he think of calling that wretch?

00:52:44To you, Tarcisius, to you.

00:52:46That has millions.

00:52:47Well, he had millions.

00:52:48But you're stupid for moving.

00:52:49Look how much he trusts that enemy.

00:52:50We're too good.

00:52:51Because the normal thing would have been for us to kill him.

00:52:53I almost punched him so hard he'd die.

00:52:56What have they done to me?

00:52:57Half of what I would have done to you.

00:52:59What beasts!

00:53:01What a way to stir things up!

00:53:03Here, go on.

00:53:04Clean yourself.

00:53:05Come on, I'll take you to get healed.

00:53:06Not to the clinic, okay?

00:53:07Not to the clinic.

00:53:08Don't worry, don't worry.

00:53:12Above.

00:53:13Hey, the one I found most dangerous was the dwarf.

00:53:16Because it reaches the level of your soft parts,

00:53:18He's really gone all out, hasn't he?

00:53:19He's been gorging himself.

00:53:19It hit me a little down here, it's left me ready.

00:53:35Host!

00:53:35Come on.

00:53:35What a way to hit!

00:53:37It's wild.

00:53:39Okay, fine, man.

00:53:40Well.

00:53:42Hey, what?

00:53:44Do you work here?

00:53:45No, this is mine.

00:53:46I am a nurse as a hobby.

00:53:48What a strange taste it has!

00:53:50Go on, start undressing.

00:53:52I don't know where else you're bothering me on my face.

00:53:54No, you can only enter there completely naked.

00:53:57And the first aid kit is in there.

00:53:59But what do you mean, get naked?

00:54:00Altogether?

00:54:02You can leave the card holder on, if you use it.

00:54:05Oh, how embarrassing!

00:54:07It's a nudist gym.

00:54:08Nobody's going to look at you.

00:54:09But I'm going to look at the others.

00:54:11Well, don't look at them.

00:54:12You're such a pain!

00:54:13Come on, start undressing.

00:54:14Don't be old-fashioned.

00:54:24How funny!

00:54:25And you can wear that robe, right?

00:54:26Of course, man.

00:54:27Can't you see that I'm constantly going in and out?

00:54:28I might catch a cold.

00:54:29Bye bye.

00:54:30Good morning, Mr. Mayor.

00:54:31Good morning, Fabricio.

00:54:32That?

00:54:32Working hard for the upcoming municipal elections, huh?

00:54:34I'll try.

00:54:37I don't think I'll make it...

00:54:38But this is the mayor.

00:54:39Yes of course.

00:54:43How's it going, Mrs. Remigia?

00:54:45Tired, but working.

00:54:46Ah, yes, the muscle gets stronger.

00:54:50Hello good.

00:54:51How are you, Father?

00:54:53Here, cycling.

00:54:55Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:54:56You said pacorro.

00:54:58Pacorro?

00:54:59Parish priest?

00:55:00Parish priest?

00:55:01Reverend.

00:55:02Come on.

00:55:06Madam Mayor, you have already seen your husband working himself to the bone by the door.

00:55:09Yes, he's around here somewhere.

00:55:11Hey, what's wrong with that man?

00:55:14Ah, he's referring to the newspaper.

00:55:15Well, he reads a lot.

00:55:18I'm going to introduce you.

00:55:19Argimiro, the mayor.

00:55:21To your melons, ma'am.

00:55:22I mean, I'd be thinking at his feet.

00:55:24Bye bye.

00:55:26Come on.

00:55:26Hey, the mayor's looking great, huh?

00:55:30Yes, I think most of the votes her husband received were because of her.

00:55:33Well, if I don't get used to it, so be it!

00:55:40Look at them as if they were bottles.

00:55:42Yeah, it's just that when I see a bottle I get...

00:55:44Phew.

00:55:45But, dude, after the beating you took and losing a fortune, are you in the mood for that?

00:55:50I don't know.

00:55:51I must be more macho than the others.

00:55:53Come on, hold this for me.

00:55:55Here you have it, you're not getting away with this one.

00:55:58Let me.

00:55:59Let me.

00:56:00This time I'll kill him.

00:56:01It won't escape you in any way.

00:56:02He didn't feel like having sex with me.

00:56:03Again.

00:56:04Hey, dude, more malice.

00:56:05As many as it takes until you keep your word.

00:56:07And word?

00:56:07What word?

00:56:08Did I say a word?

00:56:09What peace, gentlemen.

00:56:11You shut up, you don't know anything about this.

00:56:13It doesn't matter to...

00:56:14It doesn't matter if there is peace.

00:56:16This, this.

00:56:17Like peace, like peace, like peace.

00:56:18Oh, oh, oh!

00:56:20To my child.

00:56:21Don't even touch my kid or I'll hit you with the giant tampon.

00:56:24What do you mean, is it going to give it to me?

00:56:25Let's go, my child.

00:56:27Hey, this is the one with the yacht.

00:56:28Yes, I know, but there's the hunk.

00:56:30You are marrying my girlfriend.

00:56:33But what a mania.

00:56:34But I don't know that aunt at all.

00:56:37Just a moment, gentlemen.

00:56:39I am the mayor.

00:56:41Do justice, Mr. Mayor.

00:56:42She has to marry me.

00:56:43There, there.

00:56:44The parish priest is right here.

00:56:45I can marry you right here.

00:56:47That's it, that's it.

00:56:47Thank goodness the voice of sanity can be heard.

00:56:50Oh, but I'm innocent.

00:56:52Furthermore, this young lady, whom I don't know at all,

00:56:54It doesn't look like anything lewd, does it?

00:56:57Oh.

00:56:58Well, tell me to my face that you had nothing to do with me.

00:57:01Don't come any closer.

00:57:02Don't get so close, we'll lose our minds.

00:57:04They see it.

00:57:05They see it.

00:57:06He is a lustful man.

00:57:07I'll kill him.

00:57:08No, no, no.

00:57:08I took her out of there because I didn't want her to get damaged.

00:57:23You are very kind, but like that, so close together and naked.

00:57:26No, I have a newspaper on.

00:57:28Not you, of course.

00:57:31But it's in the middle.

00:57:33That's something else entirely, because I'm a very proper girl.

00:57:36Yeah.

00:57:37And yacht captain.

00:57:40And very cute.

00:57:43You are doing very well too.

00:57:45And that's because you caught me with a black eye, otherwise...

00:57:50Ah.

00:57:51Hey, what happened?

00:57:53The newspaper that has torn.

00:57:59I just deleted the background article.

00:58:03That turned out really well, didn't it?

00:58:06It seems unbelievable.

00:58:07Because of an ingrown toenail.

00:58:08Imagine coming here with peritonitis, huh?

00:58:11Well, you'd already be out on the street.

00:58:13Sure, sure, sure.

00:58:15Black toenails are unpredictable.

00:58:17It seems like a small thing, and then it gets complicated.

00:58:18My prosthetic leg is going to be there, right?

00:58:20I put it in the closet myself, don't worry.

00:58:22Yes, she's sure.

00:58:22Yes, it worries me.

00:58:23It's German and it cost me more than 23,000 pesetas.

00:58:26Not counting fingers.

00:58:28And who's going to take that?

00:58:29Man, they take everything from you here.

00:58:31But since they're already taking things away, all I do is add things to it.

00:58:33Well, look at yourself, that's for sure.

00:58:35Nothing.

00:58:36Rest.

00:58:37Oh, Matilda, not again!

00:58:39See you tomorrow.

00:58:40Bye bye.

00:58:41Matildita.

00:58:42Oh, what a downer!

00:58:45Bye bye.

00:58:45Hey?

00:58:46Hey, hey.

00:58:46No, nothing, it makes no difference.

00:58:48Okay, so what's that sound?

00:58:50Music.

00:58:51I don't know why I've been hearing the top 40 here near my liver for a while now.

00:58:56Ah, you see?

00:58:57Your habit of going to the operating room with the radio.

00:58:59You've left the transistor inside your calluses again.

00:59:01Listen, doctor.

00:59:03I'm really embarrassed to tell you this, but I need to pee.

00:59:07Come on, take it easy.

00:59:08We've left his shameful secrets exposed.

00:59:10Also, wait a minute.

00:59:11Didn't he say he was an expert when it came to love, huh?

00:59:13Well, for love, yes.

00:59:15But I don't have the mastered little girl to unbutton her pajamas and peek out onto the little balcony by herself.

00:59:21And since I can't reach with my hands, eh.

00:59:24Okay, I'll send someone now.

00:59:26Because touching those things, honestly, it makes my teeth crawl.

00:59:29It's something that just happens to me here, isn't it?

00:59:30Listen, doctor.

00:59:31I need it soon, it's urgent.

00:59:32And don't worry, because the diaper I put on him has a slit in the middle and he can peek through it now.

00:59:36Bye bye.

00:59:37Goodbye, goodbye.

00:59:38I wet myself.

00:59:40I'm going to do it on myself.

00:59:43Attention.

00:59:43In operating room number 5, the consul of Senegal, Mr. Cumbú Batele, is undergoing surgery.

00:59:47That a nurse carries a spool of black thread.

00:59:49Good afternoon.

00:59:50Good afternoon.

00:59:52But you're the one I like.

00:59:54Yes sir.

00:59:56I couldn't send anyone else.

00:59:58Would you prefer a male nurse?

00:59:59Well, no, that's not it.

01:00:00But you must understand that...

01:00:02But what do I have?

01:00:04Something is missing.

01:00:05Rather, it has too much.

01:00:07Miss Arbeteta, the part about your last name is unnecessary.

01:00:10Come on, relax.

01:00:12Get comfortable.

01:00:13Comfortable?

01:00:13And do I look like a turtle?

01:00:15Yes, but no, I can't find it.

01:00:17Hey, I had it right there.

01:00:19Of course, since that's how things are at this clinic, they start cutting and maybe, who knows?

01:00:23Here it is.

01:00:25Daughter, you did it like someone finding a needle in a haystack.

01:00:30What a relief!

01:00:40What bad luck!

01:00:42But how could I have guessed that what was being put in those buckets was to be burned?

01:00:46So what are we going to do now?

01:00:48You go back to Soria.

01:00:49I'll pack my things and follow you in a few days.

01:00:52Do you realize?

01:00:52We were going to get married with that money.

01:00:54I know, but we're young.

01:00:57We have plenty of time ahead of us.

01:00:58But it's been a shame.

01:01:01I'm leaving because I'm going to end up crying.

01:01:02Go on, go on.

01:01:12Doctor, he'll get better, right?

01:01:14And what about me? That Lourdes, now she's telling me about all the worries I have.

01:01:16Well, it's not there, Mr. Congressman.

01:01:18It's not possible.

01:01:19I saw how my wife put it there.

01:01:21They must have taken her away to...

01:01:22So that?

01:01:23To do waxing.

01:01:25But it's made of aluminum.

01:01:26To clean it, to grease it, I don't know.

01:01:28I'll ask around.

01:01:30Ask, ask.

01:01:31Because...

01:01:33Why would anyone want a prosthetic leg?

01:01:42They're like children.

01:01:43Paquita, my dear, take a break, you never stop.

01:01:53I'm happier now.

01:01:56Well, it's going to be a jota, but let me rest for a little while.

01:01:58It seems you don't realize it.

01:02:01Everything has come out as a project.

01:02:03They believed the money had been burned.

01:02:05And in exchange for a little beating, tomorrow we're leaving for Brazil.

01:02:08It's not wonderful.

01:02:10Yes, I can't make love every four hours, like it's an antibiotic.

01:02:14It's an experiment.

01:02:16Yes, but I'm going to end up with tuberculosis.

01:02:18I am a doctor, and I will cure you.

01:02:21Come on, tough guy, come here.

01:02:23If you weren't so hot, this would be harder than breaking rocks.

01:02:27So, if I send you some photos of the congressman with the conflicts of interest,

01:02:32Will you publish them for me?

01:02:35Yes, yes.

01:02:36You can give it a green rating if you want.

01:02:38What we want is for the photos to be published.

01:02:41We'll send them to you right away.

01:02:42Thank you so much.

01:02:44Made.

01:02:45It's an agency.

01:02:46The photos will be published in all newspapers in Spain.

01:02:49Of course, they'll say he's been put in a cast from the beating he received from those affected by the conflicts of interest.

01:02:53Better, more publicity for the clinic.

01:02:55Let's go.

01:02:55But are you going to take the photos?

01:02:57Look, no professional was willing to do it, and I have to save the clinic, no matter what.

01:03:02Wow!

01:03:02This idiot has already blinded me right under my nose.

01:03:04But you know where you're putting your finger, like when you're operating.

01:03:07He saves her, Roberto, he saves her.

01:03:09And if she saves it, you and I will spend our whole lives criticizing second-rate people.

01:03:12Well, it won't save her.

01:03:14What is the most damaging thing that can discredit the director of a clinic?

01:03:16Well, let the sick die, of course.

01:03:18What if the dying patient is a member of parliament?

01:03:21What do you want me to operate on?

01:03:22Well, I'll operate on him tanically.

01:03:23Not that you operate on him, but maybe a poorly administered injection, ordered by the director.

01:03:28How obvious is it that your name is Lucrecia, like Juana la Loca?

01:03:31And that I have intelligence.

01:03:32And a bad temper that...

01:03:34I'm going to organize everything.

01:03:36You drink this soda I've prepared for you and let me do the rest.

01:03:39This is what's called drinking by ear.

01:03:46A taxi, please, to go to the airport in Xaman.

01:03:49Please, a taxi.

01:03:50Immediately.

01:03:52Is he going home?

01:03:53Does it matter to you?

01:03:54So, a vacation, huh?

01:03:57Don't talk to me about vacations.

01:03:58For us, the holidays have been extremely expensive.

01:04:01As if we had bought entire Torremolinos.

01:04:03And it's all because of her stupid boyfriend.

01:04:05Is my boyfriend stupid?

01:04:06You were the fools for giving him that money.

01:04:09Shut up, man.

01:04:11We don't want them to throw us all in jail.

01:04:13Imagine burning 200 million.

01:04:16200.

01:04:16Because he told me so.

01:04:17Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to believe that he was so clumsy.

01:04:20You're right.

01:04:21It seems incredible.

01:04:22Yes, so incredible.

01:04:24One moment.

01:04:26And what guarantees do we have that all those banknotes have been burned?

01:04:29And who can guarantee that those banknotes aren't in the hands of this young lady's boyfriend?

01:04:38Taxis, gentlemen.

01:04:41No airport at all?

01:04:42To the operating clinic!

01:04:45Excuse me for insisting.

01:04:46My friend is a bit banged up with his arm.

01:04:49And since we can't find it at the clinic, it has to be somewhere.

01:04:51He told me that at elbow level it has some metal pieces, like hinges.

01:04:58And some pins like briefcase locks.

01:05:02It's squeezed and plim, plim, on an elbow.

01:05:05I don't understand.

01:05:06Let's see.

01:05:07Wear it from under your cap.

01:05:09Let's suppose you incinerate a briefcase.

01:05:11Do you get it?

01:05:12What would happen to the metal parts of that briefcase?

01:05:15That does not burn.

01:05:16They writhe.

01:05:18They become deformed.

01:05:19But it doesn't burn.

01:05:20Yes, the bones, yes.

01:05:22But the spinning tops and bottle caps don't burn.

01:05:25And in the ashes of what you burned, wouldn't there be any metal fragments?

01:05:29Of course not.

01:05:30You can rest assured.

01:05:31Damn it!

01:05:33Hey you!

01:05:34Respect for the place and for my father who is there.

01:05:37Has your father died?

01:05:38No, he's over there at the door smoking a joint.

01:05:40Come on over there, man.

01:05:42My 3% has ruined it for him.

01:05:44Well, now I'm going to charge you 5%.

01:05:46No, gentlemen.

01:05:47By no means.

01:05:48I don't want to be photographed.

01:05:50I have to preserve my image at all costs.

01:05:52But they're photos for our personal album, silly.

01:05:55Even so, they don't take pictures of me without my prosthetic leg.

01:06:00They are looking for the...

01:06:01When they bring me the leg and I put it on, okay.

01:06:03I look like the champion wearing the armor from his first communion.

01:06:05Here it is.

01:06:06My leg, my leg.

01:06:11Where was I?

01:06:12They won't believe it.

01:06:13Under the inmate's bed.

01:06:14I would have her there to study anatomy.

01:06:17Don't talk nonsense.

01:06:18Put the nurse in the deputy's seat.

01:06:19Yes, right now.

01:06:21I rented a car.

01:06:23We're going to Madrid.

01:06:23We already have our cards reserved for Brazil.

01:06:25What's happening?

01:06:27I just saw that stupid Rosa with the congressman's leg in her hand.

01:06:31He would be threatening her.

01:06:32You know what Rosa is like.

01:06:33No.

01:06:34One moment.

01:06:35Which leg?

01:06:36The real one or the fake one?

01:06:37It's filled with banknotes.

01:06:39We have to get it back at all costs.

01:06:41Come on.

01:06:50It looks like peppermint.

01:06:55Half a cubic centimeter puts a horse to sleep.

01:06:57Two centimeters is absolutely deadly.

01:06:59I will do it.

01:07:00They didn't suspect me.

01:07:01Do you realize?

01:07:03We're going to be killers.

01:07:05Ah, I've been operating for ten years and I've taken them out by the truckload.

01:07:07Nobody has told me anything.

01:07:09I'm not going to have a somber silence now.

01:07:11Come on.

01:07:13Careful.

01:07:13He was right.

01:07:14The leg is no longer under my bed.

01:07:15I'm sure.

01:07:16The arbeteta has been taken to the congressman.

01:07:19Handsome, we need to talk.

01:07:21I can't right now.

01:07:21I'm in a hurry.

01:07:22I come from the cemetery.

01:07:23I share your feelings.

01:07:24Less joking around.

01:07:25No banknotes have been burned there.

01:07:27Of course, man.

01:07:28Do you think I'm an idiot?

01:07:29Oh, you recognize him?

01:07:30So you knew it.

01:07:31I don't have time to argue.

01:07:34I have the money, but I'm about to lose it.

01:07:37If you help me get it back, you can count on your three percent.

01:07:40The five.

01:07:41Made.

01:07:41Let's not waste any time.

01:07:43He is with you.

01:07:44You're the man-killer's latest experiment, it seems.

01:07:46Okay, so where's the money?

01:07:48You're not going to tell him, are you?

01:07:50We need it.

01:07:51We won't achieve anything on our own.

01:07:52You're crazy.

01:07:54Look, this is a friend.

01:07:57I've treated him badly and he doesn't deserve it.

01:08:01From now on we will be like brothers.

01:08:03My secrets will be your secrets.

01:08:05Don't go there, you're going to make me emotional.

01:08:08No, listen, it's just that when I give myself over, I give myself over completely.

01:08:10No one else, but me, that's just how I am.

01:08:11I know if...

01:08:12Thank you.

01:08:13What are we waiting for?

01:08:14Where is the money?

01:08:15Hey, be quiet, be quiet, we're at UBI.

01:08:17What does it matter?

01:08:18It's the UBI of what dies.

01:08:19Come here, come here, come here.

01:08:20That?

01:08:22Do you see that stretcher?

01:08:24Yeah.

01:08:25I removed the padding and filled it with banknotes.

01:08:29Argimino.

01:08:30Hush, I said I have no secrets from him.

01:08:32You're a friend.

01:08:33Well, let's take the stretcher.

01:08:34They won't let us, unless...

01:08:36Unless?

01:08:38Let's take someone with us on the stretcher to serve as a shield.

01:08:41The one that's there isn't good enough.

01:08:42Oh, they shoot him twice and they're perfectly fine with it.

01:08:44Two shots?

01:08:45The dwarf is such a beast.

01:08:46It had to be someone...

01:08:49...important.

01:08:50Well, we're ready because there's nothing important happening at this clinic.

01:08:52No.

01:08:53Important?

01:08:54Ah, the congressman of incompatibilities.

01:08:58Oh, what an idea.

01:09:00It would never have occurred to me.

01:09:02See how much you needed me?

01:09:03Ah, if only I didn't think the way I do.

01:09:06Should I get the stretcher?

01:09:07Yeah.

01:09:07Oh, you're a genius.

01:09:09Of course, doctor.

01:09:11Clear.

01:09:12Are you sure he's here?

01:09:14Excuse me.

01:09:15Oh, it's over now.

01:09:17I'm not from the insurance company, I'm a private payer.

01:09:20Come on, come on, come on.

01:09:21This is it.

01:09:21I haven't gotten the stretcher wrong.

01:09:23Come on, come on, come on.

01:09:24Runs.

01:09:24Passed!

01:09:27Smile, congressman.

01:09:28But how can I smile if I'm covered in plaster all over?

01:09:33To have a good memory.

01:09:35Go around there.

01:09:36Should I stand next to him?

01:09:37Well.

01:09:37Step by step, step by step, be careful.

01:09:42Surgeon's order, chief.

01:09:43We need to put a plaster cast on whatever is left exposed.

01:09:45Man, I'm going to become a statue, Jarbo.

01:09:47I'm sorry.

01:09:48All I need now is to put my head in a cast.

01:09:50And what is not the head.

01:09:52That's what we're here for.

01:09:53If necessary, they will also be put in casts.

01:09:55Drop that thing.

01:09:56Drop gently.

01:09:58Oh, my arm, man!

01:10:00Oh, my leg, man!

01:10:02Let's put it on.

01:10:04Oh, you're tickling me.

01:10:06Sorry, uh.

01:10:07Be careful, I'm not in the mood for jokes.

01:10:10Don't forget my aluminum leg.

01:10:13Don't worry.

01:10:14Your leg is part of you.

01:10:16Come on, let's go to the stretcher.

01:10:18But what are you doing with the syringe?

01:10:20Hide it, they're going to see us.

01:10:20In a clinic, it's perfectly normal.

01:10:21Tell them to get a spot ready in the morgue.

01:10:26But where are they going with this patient?

01:10:29Please, let me through.

01:10:31Order of Dr. Flodio.

01:10:33And how is the congressman?

01:10:34Okay, but I'm a bit fed up with the calluses.

01:10:39Patience, patience.

01:10:41Okay, fine.

01:10:42Well, we're leaving, excuse us.

01:10:44Yes, wow, yes, it's ready now.

01:10:45Well, yes, well, well.

01:10:46Goodbye, goodbye.

01:10:47Wow, what a beast, what muscles this guy has in his thigh.

01:10:53But you've punctured his aluminum leg.

01:10:55I knew it, young man, because not even Maradona.

01:10:58Where are we going?

01:10:59Out to the street, I have the ambulance there.

01:11:01We put the stretcher in and go nonstop to Sama del Angreo.

01:11:02Why Sama del Angreo?

01:11:04Because it's the furthest place I could think of.

01:11:05Okay, okay.

01:11:06And I ask myself, where are they taking me?

01:11:07To take some x-rays.

01:11:09I had never pushed a stretcher worth 200 million pesetas.

01:11:12Well, everything costs a fortune in Social Security, you know?

01:11:19One moment.

01:11:20What's happening?

01:11:21What are we waiting for?

01:11:24Could you give me a little push to help me down the ramp?

01:11:27Be quiet!

01:11:28There's no way out this way.

01:11:29Let's go!

01:11:29Here!

01:11:30Let's go!

01:11:31Turn around!

01:11:32Where are we going in such a hurry?

01:11:33Damn it!

01:11:34Can you give me a little push?

01:11:35Careful!

01:11:38Get out of the way, Sunday stroller!

01:11:39They're driving like crazy!

01:11:42Fuck!

01:11:43With a little push!

01:11:46Where are we going?

01:11:47Exit through the back door.

01:11:48Run, run!

01:11:50One moment!

01:11:51Not this way.

01:11:52Turn around.

01:11:52I know a shortcut.

01:11:53But the lightning is out on the street.

01:11:55Sure, man.

01:11:55There are no two ways to talk about the sun's rays.

01:11:57And now, after having surgery, what you need is peace and quiet.

01:12:00And here it is.

01:12:01You push!

01:12:02You push!

01:12:03You push!

01:12:03Well, this is like the return leg, France!

01:12:06This one's headed straight for rehab!

01:12:10Careful!

01:12:10Go jerk off, you wretch!

01:12:11Shut up!

01:12:12My stomach used to be sagging, but now it's been tightened like a tie.

01:12:16Brake!

01:12:18Where are you taking that patient?

01:12:20They're going to get rid of him.

01:12:21Fuck!

01:12:22So what?

01:12:23Be quiet!

01:12:23You're insured!

01:12:24What do we do?

01:12:25Here I come, here I come, I'm going to give him a message right away.

01:12:27That's it, police.

01:12:28Let's go to the exit of the depot.

01:12:31Olé!

01:12:31This is what we see in me, the fun.

01:12:33Olé!

01:12:34Where are we going?

01:12:35To the right.

01:12:36Of course, since he's all plaster cast.

01:12:37Here, put this one on, it's made of reinforced steel.

01:12:40And let's see if you get it right, son.

01:12:41Where have they gone?

01:12:42Tell me you're around!

01:12:43Let's go!

01:12:45Fuck!

01:12:45Tell me you're there!

01:12:46Tell me you're crazy, right?

01:12:48Tell me he pricked me with I don't know what!

01:12:50Tell me I've had a lot of punctures!

01:12:51Now that's what I call luck!

01:12:52Let's go!

01:12:53They're getting away from us!

01:12:54Come on!

01:12:54You go on, I can't!

01:12:55Come on, come on, come on!

01:12:57Bring it on!

01:12:57How much did you inject?

01:12:58A few milligrams, but the poor thing is so scrawny.

01:13:00He may be saved, but the one who shouldn't be saved is the congressman.

01:13:03My neck.

01:13:04He's fast asleep.

01:13:05My neck.

01:13:05It's like E.T.

01:13:07Oh, well, well!

01:13:08Let's get him!

01:13:09Yes, he's my husband, but he has a monkey complex that at home, as soon as we're not looking, he climbs onto the lamp.

01:13:13Oh, really?

01:13:13Step by step!

01:13:14Bye!

01:13:17But where is he going!

01:13:18Where is he going?

01:13:19But she doesn't get off even once!

01:13:21Get out, it's not coming back!

01:13:22No no!

01:13:23I'm not getting off here until Tarzan comes!

01:13:25Stay calm.

01:13:26I've been told that this clinic has a special procedure for giving birth that you don't even feel.

01:13:30Relief!

01:13:31Relief!

01:13:32But what have I done to him?

01:13:34What have I done to him!

01:13:35He's been saved!

01:13:36I really want to give birth.

01:13:37Come on, come on!

01:13:39Follow him, follow him, follow him!

01:13:42But what are they doing?

01:13:43Are they crazy?

01:13:44What have they done to me?

01:13:48Congratulations, gentlemen.

01:13:49She was a beautiful girl.

01:13:50Hey!

01:13:51Here!

01:13:52Here it is!

01:13:53Come on!

01:13:54Here!

01:13:56Make an effort, man, you have to poop.

01:13:59Yes, I'm making an effort.

01:14:01But only stupid things come out, you see?

01:14:04Go on, you'll eat glory, eh?

01:14:13Oh well...

01:14:15I don't think I'll ever poop in my life.

01:14:19But where are we going?

01:14:20Why are we going so fast?

01:14:23One moment!

01:14:25The beds.

01:14:26We have to put obstacles in their way.

01:14:27Come on.

01:14:28Let's cross them!

01:14:29But what are they doing?

01:14:30Oh, well!

01:14:31What I like most about this clinic is that I always wear red.

01:14:34Why are we in such a hurry, so sick?

01:14:36Give.

01:14:36Shut up and hide the spoiler, we can't fit through the door.

01:14:45Argimiro!

01:14:46Let's go!

01:14:47I'm hooked!

01:14:49Give it a jerk!

01:14:51Careful!

01:14:52This is moving!

01:14:54Come on!

01:14:55Get out of there, man!

01:14:56Leave her alone!

01:14:57Come on, follow me!

01:15:03It's a ball!

01:15:06I'll go first so I can sleep with her!

01:15:08I'm still going!

01:15:09Tarse!

01:15:10Me first for tomorrow's beacon!

01:15:14This clinic is awful!

01:15:17I'm not a doctor!

01:15:19They heard!

01:15:20I am a doctor!

01:15:20Nurse!

01:15:21Please respect me!

01:15:22Lay the wedge!

01:15:25What do we do?

01:15:26There is no way out here.

01:15:27Listen, I think it would be safer if I went on foot.

01:15:30Shut up, you bore!

01:15:32You are a sick person, and in this clinic, sick people only have the right to die in peace.

01:15:35I'm going to die, and I'll be furious too!

01:15:37Hey, listen to me...

01:15:37Oh, sorry, sorry!

01:15:38What a blow he gave me!

01:15:39Sorry, sorry!

01:15:39What kind of clinic is this?

01:15:41Hey, listen to me, we need to think.

01:15:42Tell me, isn't there another way out?

01:15:44Anywhere?

01:15:44Listen, I think we've thrown them off.

01:15:46No, no, no, no, let's not trust him.

01:15:49Listen, about anything.

01:15:50This is going away!

01:15:51If we trust them, we're going to get screwed.

01:15:53It's not like he's going to get himself killed!

01:15:55It's me!

01:15:56I'm angry!

01:15:56Our congressman has left!

01:16:00Hey?

01:16:04Bundo!

01:16:07What a great congressman!

01:16:09He must have pulled the handbrake.

01:16:10Come on, be quiet, let's pick up the traces.

01:16:14They have to leave this way.

01:16:15I'm ready, this time I won't fail.

01:16:17As soon as the stretcher appears, I'll stick it in him.

01:16:19It has to be around here.

01:16:20He's not here.

01:16:20Fast!

01:16:21Fast!

01:16:21The door!

01:16:22The door!

01:16:24It looks brand new!

01:16:25What a complaining mother!

01:16:27Go for the blow with your upper teeth!

01:16:29You are murderers!

01:16:32I'll report them to the police!

01:16:33Yes, and I'll chimaru Alfonso Guerra

01:16:35that you were dating nurse Arbeteta,

01:16:37which belongs to the People's Alliance.

01:16:38Over there!

01:16:39There they are!

01:16:39They're already our monkeys.

01:16:41Come on!

01:16:41One moment!

01:16:43We need to talk.

01:16:44That.

01:16:44And clearly, like I speak, with a nasal voice.

01:16:46But of course, yes.

01:16:47That.

01:16:48Just a moment, please.

01:16:50The ground!

01:16:51Be careful, it's chlorophorium!

01:16:52The ground!

01:16:53What a macroeconomic war, huh!

01:16:56I'm already shit.

01:16:57Wherever you go, you'll be without it too.

01:16:58Get out of here!

01:16:59But what are you doing?

01:17:00Get off me, man!

01:17:01Get out of there!

01:17:02Yes, love!

01:17:03Move!

01:17:04What a hunt!

01:17:05Nice jab, Dr. Paquirri!

01:17:06And he's put a stop to it!

01:17:08They've brought me to the Torero sanatorium, haven't they?

01:17:10You suck!

01:17:11You're useless!

01:17:12I've made a mistake!

01:17:12You're planting flags all over the world!

01:17:14Except for the one it concerns!

01:17:15You're a disgrace!

01:17:17A butcher!

01:17:17Me, a butcher?

01:17:18Well, corn!

01:17:19Die, you sicko!

01:17:20Come on, go on, go on, watch out!

01:17:23I've told him repeatedly not to go out into the garden without a helmet!

01:17:27Hey, we're going downhill!

01:17:29And the end of this road leads to the sea!

01:17:30Stop!

01:17:31Stop!

01:17:32What are you doing with my leg?

01:17:34He's taking my leg away!

01:17:35It's salted!

01:17:36Careful!

01:17:36But what are you doing?

01:17:37Grab me!

01:17:38Grab me!

01:17:39What's going to happen with the pool!

01:17:41That stretcher is going to the sea and it's worth 200 million!

01:17:44Stop it, I can't breathe!

01:17:46Wait a moment!

01:17:47Look, it seems we're on the right track!

01:17:51Nurse, this walk is very pleasant!

01:17:53But don't go so fast!

01:17:55Don't go so fast, damn it!

01:17:58Wait, wait!

01:17:59That wretch has only cared about rescuing the congressman's leg!

01:18:02Oh, the money's in the leg!

01:18:06All because of an ingrown toenail!

01:18:08I've messed up badly and I'll lose my seat in parliament!

01:18:12And thank goodness I'm going to stop next to a taxi!

01:18:15One moment!

01:18:17The money isn't on the stretcher!

01:18:19Because all you wanted to save was this prosthetic leg!

01:18:22Give it to me!

01:18:23You're crazy!

01:18:25Give it to me!

01:18:26The money has to be there!

01:18:27I feel like it!

01:18:29Give it to me!

01:18:30Let go!

01:18:31My God!

01:18:32There's nothing here!

01:18:37I already told you!

01:18:37He's on the stretcher!

01:18:39I'm going for it before the tide comes in!

01:18:43And while you're at it, if you have some extra time, get the congressman back!

01:18:49Can we go now, darling?

01:18:51Yes, my love.

01:18:52What should I get rid of that heavy stuff?

01:18:53Let me see.

01:18:54Everything is fine!

01:19:01Can you and I go to Brazil now?

01:19:02Yeah.

01:19:03Because I suppose that there you will agree to be mine.

01:19:06Oh, Brazil!

01:19:06When we get married, you can do whatever you want with me.

01:19:10What little balloons, what little balloons!

01:19:12I will do that!

01:19:15Come here!

01:19:16I knew you were going to trick me!

01:19:17I kill you!

01:19:18But you weren't diving.

01:19:19I was getting all worked up about your whole family!

01:19:21Vento!

01:19:22Why are you arguing?

01:19:23There's plenty of money there for the three of us.

01:19:24Let's go together and we'll figure out how to split the money later.

01:19:26I want 10%.

01:19:27The 7th.

01:19:27Okay.

01:19:28Did you prepare the car?

01:19:29I have it there.

01:19:29Let's go, as soon as possible?

01:19:30Just in case, I'll hold her hand.

01:19:32Can I?

01:19:32It hasn't happened.

01:19:33Let her take it.

01:19:34No, the three of us carry it.

01:19:37Get in the car and wait for me, I'm going to take off my uniform so as not to attract attention.

01:19:41OK.

01:19:42Can you imagine what the three of us could do with 200 million in Brazil?

01:19:46My mother, what wouldn't I do with this delicious thing?

01:19:52Do you know Brazil?

01:19:54Brazil, Brazil!

01:19:59Above!

01:20:07There they are, Inspector.

01:20:09Thank you, Mr. Rendueles.

01:20:11You have done your duty as a man.

01:20:14It has been a pleasure.

01:20:16Congratulations, mate.

01:20:17Your garter belt has never been noticeable.

01:20:18I was fed up with the taboo.

01:20:26How many times did I grope that guy?

01:20:29And what about me, who almost slept with him?

01:20:32My situation is worse.

01:20:33Yes, I have slept with him.

01:20:34Hey?

01:20:34I slept with him.

01:20:35Hey?

01:20:36I slept with him.

01:20:36Um.

01:20:36Thank you!

01:21:06Thank you!

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