Queremos un hijo tuyo 1981 HD 1080 Completa Fernando Esteso, Silvia Aguilar

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Reparto: Fernando Esteso, Silvia Aguilar, Florinda Chico, Ricardo Merino, Rafael Hernández, Loreta Tovar, Isabel Luque, Francisco Camoiras, Tito García, Antonio Ozores, Juanito Navarro   Dirección: Mariano Ozores   Sinopsis: Amancio es un empresario que necesita tener un hijo que herede las acciones de la Compañía, para poder seguir controlando el negocio. Pero tiene un pequeño problema, no puede tener hijos. Un buen día, Amancio se entera de que en la finca que tiene en el campo hay un jardinero que tiene aterrorizados a los habitantes de un pueblo cercano, por su facilidad para conquistar a las mujeres. Así que decide llevar a su mujer a la finca con el propósito de que se quede en estado de buena esperanza.

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00:00:00Music

00:00:30State official Poletín

00:00:48They never fail, and the dogs can handle it.

00:00:56He moved away!

00:01:00I'm here now, I don't love you, Inés, woman

00:01:11Lorenzo, I thought you weren't coming anymore

00:01:14I never miss it, it's three o'clock, two o'clock in the Canary Islands.

00:01:18I've been discussing the national budget with your dog.

00:01:21Oh, what a fine sense of humor you have!

00:01:24That's right!

00:01:24Let's go, love!

00:01:27Hey, won't your brother, the tall, strong one, come?

00:01:29Oh, no, no, he's at the casino playing cards.

00:01:32Yes, everyone has their own quirks, mine is sex.

00:01:35Hey, aren't you going to quit the habit?

00:01:38No, no, you never know, maybe we should run away

00:01:40It seems to me that I'm sinning more this way.

00:01:43Well, if you sin, I'll scratch you.

00:01:45Love me, love me!

00:01:48What a joy, so much hair!

00:01:50Oh no, it's the beard!

00:01:51Oh, what joy!

00:01:52Open!

00:01:58Boo!

00:01:59And in the donkey's dummy!

00:02:00Boo!

00:02:06Martyrdom!

00:02:08Open the door!

00:02:09Oh!

00:02:10I can't, I'm naked!

00:02:12What a bar!

00:02:12I am your brother!

00:02:13Open!

00:02:14Pig!

00:02:15Incestuous!

00:02:16The monk!

00:02:18Open the martyrdom!

00:02:19I'm going for the stupid one!

00:02:21Your father!

00:02:24Shut up, dog!

00:02:25Have you read the entire newsletter yet?

00:02:27Let me!

00:02:28Don't bite my shoelaces!

00:02:29The habit's cords!

00:02:31I got caught!

00:02:34Oops!

00:02:36Thank goodness this bastard comes with a phenomenal bow tie

00:02:38and he doesn't see where he's shooting, otherwise...

00:02:41Wait, I'm staying to take yours!

00:02:44Scoundrel!

00:02:47Work!

00:02:47Well, I almost got sick!

00:02:48Work!

00:02:49Killer!

00:02:51Wait, I'll catch you!

00:02:52Holy cow!

00:03:00Oh my goodness, this is so high!

00:03:02This is the heaviest leader.

00:03:04I thought you were never going to arrive.

00:03:06I'm terrified of your mother-in-law, she's such a dimwit.

00:03:09Don't speak loudly, he's sleeping nearby.

00:03:11You're the one who needs to shut your mouth, because at the crucial moment you start screaming like a crazy person.

00:03:19It's just that you, when you love, are very fierce.

00:03:21No, I'm interested.

00:03:23I like a job well done.

00:03:25But remember, not described.

00:03:27I'll try.

00:03:28Look what I have!

00:03:32Shut up!

00:03:33But shut up, we've already started, man.

00:03:35It seems to me that it's my turn to remember Claudio, my late husband.

00:03:38My hand is so cold because Claudio passed away six years ago.

00:03:42Don't be macabre, that turns me on badly.

00:03:44Yeah?

00:03:45Oh, mother!

00:03:47Oh, Father!

00:03:48Hush, hush!

00:03:50Shut up!

00:03:51Oh, the beard, the beard again!

00:03:53Shut up!

00:03:54Your mother-in-law, be quiet!

00:03:55Oh, oh, oh!

00:03:57So!

00:03:59So!

00:04:00Oh my goodness!

00:04:01Faster, faster!

00:04:03Don't raise your voice!

00:04:04This stuff raises the dead!

00:04:06Mother!

00:04:07Claudio, what a load of crap!

00:04:11Here it goes!

00:04:12The mother-in-law has woken up!

00:04:15Ole!

00:04:16Ole!

00:04:18I end up feeling terrible, like every night, huh?

00:04:21That's how the work ends.

00:04:23It wasn't mine!

00:04:24Don't scream, you creopath, we're taking a risk.

00:04:26I don't mind.

00:04:28For a man like you, I'd risk anything.

00:04:31Yes, but what I'm risking is my head.

00:04:33You've lost her, you scoundrel!

00:04:35Oh, oh, oh!

00:04:36Es poris charged for my father!

00:04:37You don't know you're your own father!

00:04:39Oh!

00:04:40Criminal!

00:04:40Madam, show some respect for the habit!

00:04:42Don't let the nights hit your plants!

00:04:44Hopefully!

00:04:44I wish it would hit him there!

00:04:46Because that would be a disgrace to all the women of this town!

00:04:49And this window is perfect for making lists!

00:04:50Leave him alone!

00:04:51Criminal!

00:04:51Oh, oh, oh!

00:04:52Witch!

00:04:53Witch!

00:04:53Scoundrel!

00:04:54Atheist!

00:04:55Red card!

00:04:55Look how the clergy treats people!

00:04:56Damned!

00:04:56Oh, oh!

00:04:57Oh!

00:05:01I wish my head was red!

00:05:03Lorenzo!

00:05:04Help me, ingenuity!

00:05:05Scoundrel!

00:05:06I'll be right back!

00:05:07Oh, Lorenzo, get up!

00:05:08Oh, I don't know if I can!

00:05:10Oh!

00:05:11But, but, but, what happened to the stair rails?

00:05:14I closed them myself so that no one would bother you.

00:05:17Well, next time, shut your damn father's wooden leg, you wretch.

00:05:20Oh, oh, oh!

00:05:21Take!

00:05:23Wow, what a bombardment!

00:05:24Scoundrel!

00:05:26Ah!

00:05:26The saw is here, I'm going for it!

00:05:27Hurry!

00:05:28Yeah!

00:05:29Come up here with the saw and I'll cut it off!

00:05:32Unfortunate!

00:05:34Scoundrel!

00:05:34Oh!

00:05:35Oh!

00:05:37Oh!

00:05:38Oh!

00:05:39Oh!

00:05:39Oh, if only I'd start dying, as always!

00:05:42Thanks love.

00:05:43Thank you for your visit.

00:05:45You're welcome, woman.

00:05:46I'm doing you a favor.

00:05:48And I wasn't even supposed to come tonight because...

00:05:51...I'm not feeling very Catholic today.

00:05:54If it weren't for you, my husband wouldn't love me.

00:05:57He's an idiot, I wanted to talk to you already.

00:05:59It's like the dog in the manger.

00:06:01It neither eats you, nor lets you be eaten.

00:06:05Ah!

00:06:06And isn't that okay?

00:06:08Well...

00:06:09...he's going to find out today.

00:06:11Are you going to tell him about us?

00:06:12I forbid it!

00:06:13No no.

00:06:14Otherwise, I'm not going to tell you anything.

00:06:16Ah!

00:06:17He'll see it with his own eyes.

00:06:20What did you say?

00:06:21It's about to arrive.

00:06:22But...

00:06:23Are you crazy?

00:06:24But...

00:06:25But...

00:06:26But...

00:06:27Wasn't he in town?

00:06:28I lied to you.

00:06:29Ha...

00:06:29He went hunting and is coming back with his shotgun.

00:06:31The beard.

00:06:32Honey, I've caught a rabbit.

00:06:34He's an idiot.

00:06:35He looks for rabbits outside and ignores the one he has at home.

00:06:38Oh...

00:06:39Monk.

00:06:39That?

00:06:40Tell me.

00:06:40Be brave and fight him.

00:06:42But you yourself said he's coming with a shotgun,

00:06:44You don't want me to beat him to death.

00:06:46You're a real man.

00:06:47Kill him.

00:06:48Bullshit!

00:06:49Oh, you're getting drunk!

00:06:51How are you darling?

00:06:53Very happy.

00:06:54Cheating on you with the mysterious monk.

00:06:57Hey?

00:06:57The monk?

00:06:58Where is?

00:06:59I shit on his father.

00:07:00Behind the door.

00:07:02Which door?

00:07:08She's crazy, bro.

00:07:09She's crazy.

00:07:10I have come to comfort her.

00:07:12To comfort her with what?

00:07:13With my good advice, brother.

00:07:15But I'm leaving now.

00:07:16Bye bye.

00:07:17How about goodbye?

00:07:18Is that all you have to say to me?

00:07:20Well, I don't have anything prepared for these cases.

00:07:21But if you kneel down, I will forgive your sins.

00:07:24Your father.

00:07:24It didn't bite.

00:07:25And on top of that, it was a joke.

00:07:26Don't mess with him.

00:07:26Careful.

00:07:29What the heck?

00:07:30He's crazy.

00:07:32It hasn't sunk.

00:07:33Let me.

00:07:34Let me take care of it.

00:07:35Don't mess with him.

00:07:39Fuck you, cuckold, you didn't give it to me.

00:07:40I will find you and kill you.

00:07:43I know who you are.

00:07:44And the president is going to find out about this, my name is Cornelio.

00:07:49Yes, yes.

00:07:49I have already received many complaints.

00:07:52But what's it to me?

00:07:53Clear.

00:07:56Each one must watch his own horns, my lord.

00:07:59I mean, his honor.

00:08:00There's a monk here in the village who...

00:08:03I've heard about that rapist monk, who might not be such a rapist after all.

00:08:08Because a girl who approaches him, a girl who willingly falls into his arms.

00:08:14We believe the monk is Lawrence.

00:08:17But what Lorenzo?

00:08:19My gardener?

00:08:20Do they have proof?

00:08:21Man, proof.

00:08:22What you might call evidence.

00:08:24No.

00:08:24Ah, well if they have no proof, my lord, there's nothing I can do.

00:08:28After all, he's just my gardener.

00:08:31And I cannot demand chastity from her.

00:08:34Uh, not chastity.

00:08:35But a little bit of embarrassment, yes.

00:08:38You'll have to sort it out yourselves.

00:08:40Bye bye.

00:08:40But he's not going to do anything.

00:08:41No, sir.

00:08:42I can't do anything for you.

00:08:45I can only recommend a lot of patience and a lot of resignation.

00:08:51Goodbye, Don Cornelio.

00:08:53Goodbye, son of God.

00:08:55Miss!

00:08:57Yes, Mr. Amancio.

00:08:58Bring me the file of complaints from that damned monk.

00:09:02God, you bastard.

00:09:05Bulleter monk.

00:09:07The trouble it's giving me.

00:09:09I have an ulcer right now.

00:09:13Here it is, Mr. President.

00:09:15There are more than one hundred letters.

00:09:16Is it possible?

00:09:18Well, that guy is a windmill.

00:09:19But where will he get so much energy?

00:09:21Oh, and so much free time?

00:09:24Well, the town council has received requests from other nearby towns to

00:09:28that they rent the monk.

00:09:30Especially in summer.

00:09:31Since there are more foreigners, well...

00:09:32He will be my gardener.

00:09:34But it's a horrible little whistle.

00:09:36Who knows?

00:09:36The worst part is that rumors say his affairs have resulted in offspring.

00:09:43What have they left behind...

00:09:44Also?

00:09:46It seems so.

00:09:47Damn that waiter.

00:09:48I'll have to write to Segundina to get that Don Juan under control.

00:09:52Remind me.

00:09:53Yeah.

00:09:54Has Dr. Sanchez arrived?

00:09:55He's been waiting for a while.

00:09:57Let it happen, let it happen, woman.

00:09:59But no, I didn't sign up for that.

00:10:00He knows it by heart.

00:10:02Tell Mr. Sanchez to come in immediately.

00:10:04Yes sir.

00:10:05Quickly.

00:10:05Waiting.

00:10:06Yes, Mr. President.

00:10:06Waiting.

00:10:07That one has to...

00:10:10I gave myself this.

00:10:13Would you like to come in, doctor?

00:10:14Thank you, virtues.

00:10:17Hey, Andrés!

00:10:18And forgive me for the wait.

00:10:19No, it doesn't matter.

00:10:21Who are you looking for?

00:10:22No, I thought so.

00:10:24Hey, what do you think about this?

00:10:26Well, I have two pieces of news for you.

00:10:28One good one and one bad one.

00:10:30Which one do you want to start with?

00:10:31By the right means, of course.

00:10:32Well, you have bulletproof health.

00:10:36Thank goodness.

00:10:38And the bad one?

00:10:39Well, what I just told you is a lie.

00:10:40Damn it, Andrés!

00:10:41Well, well, that's a relative lie.

00:10:44Let me explain.

00:10:45For example, do you want to swim across the Strait of Gibraltar?

00:10:49Well, you can.

00:10:50It's tough, sure, but you can do it.

00:10:52Oh, really?

00:10:53Look how nice.

00:10:54The bad thing is that I don't know anyone in Ceuta.

00:10:56Do you want to climb Aconcagua?

00:10:58That's where it falls.

00:10:59I don't know where it falls either, but I'll give you an easier example.

00:11:01Yeah.

00:11:02Climbing the Puerto de los Leones pass on a bicycle with only one leg and smiling?

00:11:04Damn, Andrés, you're a lazy bum.

00:11:07Sit down, man.

00:11:08Sit down.

00:11:08Well, let's go.

00:11:10Basketball?

00:11:11Whatever you want.

00:11:12To hear what they say in the courts?

00:11:14I could, but I don't advise it, it's all nonsense.

00:11:17Okay, the important thing.

00:11:18And having a child?

00:11:19Ah, no, no, not a chance.

00:11:23You have a low sperm count.

00:11:26Sure?

00:11:27Sure.

00:11:28And I can't have a child?

00:11:30No.

00:11:30But not even one, even if it was short.

00:11:34Nothing, not one, you little rascal, you can't.

00:11:36Well, you've really annoyed me, Andrés.

00:11:38Have you ever had mumps?

00:11:39I don't know if I had the mumps.

00:11:41What I have is the cake of years.

00:11:43Well, this isn't an age issue, you know?

00:11:45Okay, come on, look, look, look how shitty you are.

00:11:50Okay, no, not this time.

00:11:51Especially in this one, it's more crap.

00:11:55Is this shit me?

00:11:57Ah, I already told you that you were a piece of shit.

00:11:59From the waist down, okay?

00:12:01But this can't be, man.

00:12:03I'm old, but this crap isn't mine.

00:12:06Okay, yes, yes, yes.

00:12:08Well, I should know.

00:12:10But if you're looking at it upside down, that's the spine, man.

00:12:13What more could you want?

00:12:13Ah, well, I already thought that everything else was fine.

00:12:17And of course, it has a certain charm.

00:12:19Well, that's my downfall.

00:12:21Why do you think I married such a young girl a year ago?

00:12:24Damn, because that woman is gorgeous.

00:12:25No, because I needed a child.

00:12:28Well, adopt one, look.

00:12:29Impossible.

00:12:31My father left a large package, excuse my language, of company shares to whatever son I might have.

00:12:36So far I have been able to control the company.

00:12:38But there are elements that are buying shares from small partners to gain a majority.

00:12:45And what do you think will happen when those scoundrels own more shares than I do?

00:12:50How will you see me?

00:12:51Well, tough luck, so he sees you being deceived.

00:12:53Of course, that's why I need to have a child.

00:12:56At birth, he takes possession of his stock package.

00:13:00And I, being their father, control them until they reach adulthood.

00:13:04If I don't have a descendant, at my age, I'll be out on the street.

00:13:10So much talking to friends.

00:13:12That, and married to an aunt who's incredibly hot, because...

00:13:14Hey, what do you mean by that?

00:13:16No, nothing, no.

00:13:17When I'm penniless, Laura will leave me; she wouldn't leave me.

00:13:21Man, I'd cheat on myself and that's that.

00:13:24No, that's always appreciated, it's a nice touch.

00:13:26And a surgical operation with a little bit of...

00:13:29Oh, to cut off your horns?

00:13:31Good heavens!

00:13:32To fix myself down there.

00:13:35Well, look, if I...

00:13:37It's because your testicles are abnormal.

00:13:41Squares!

00:13:42It's just not exactly...

00:13:44Look, look, look, you are this and this, it's one thing...

00:13:47Things and...

00:13:48Unequal!

00:13:49Yes, yes.

00:13:50But very funny, that's for sure, yes, very funny.

00:13:52Like two hemp seeds?

00:13:54Yes, like a hemp seed and a dried chestnut, but wrinkled.

00:13:56Don Amancio, I am going to leave and I remind you of the letter I wanted to write to Segundina.

00:14:00The caretaker of the estate.

00:14:02Oh, yes!

00:14:03The mother of that scoundrel Lorenzo, yes, yes.

00:14:06Hey, a guy who apparently dresses up as a monk.

00:14:10And do you know what he does at night?

00:14:12That?

00:14:13Well, he spends his time sleeping...

00:14:15A cost...

00:14:16A cost...

00:14:16Who to sleep with?

00:14:17TO...

00:14:18Time for bed?

00:14:19Who said anything about lying down here?

00:14:21Well, you.

00:14:22Time to get toasted!

00:14:23Time to get some sun!

00:14:25At night?

00:14:25No.

00:14:26No, no, no.

00:14:27Look, don't write to Segundina.

00:14:29Call her and tell her that my wife and I are leaving for the farm this afternoon to spend some time there relaxing.

00:14:38Yes sir.

00:14:40Are you sure I'm not?

00:14:43No.

00:14:44Look.

00:14:45But not...

00:14:46No.

00:14:48No.

00:14:49No.

00:14:49I missed by centimeters.

00:14:56I'm going for wine.

00:14:57He was a little high.

00:14:58I won't let it get away next time.

00:15:00How about next time?

00:15:01But do you expect him to rape your wife again?

00:15:03Hey, you.

00:15:04That he didn't violate anything.

00:15:06He tried.

00:15:07He didn't succeed.

00:15:08Good afternoon everyone.

00:15:14Good afternoon.

00:15:28But, but don't you see you're missing the sandpaper, you fool?

00:15:31There.

00:15:32Uh, sure.

00:15:34Bartolo, give us two red wines.

00:15:36Let there be two.

00:15:42Let's play some balls, Higinio.

00:15:44You were already quitting, weren't you?

00:15:45Well, no, but...

00:15:46Okay, but you're going to beat me.

00:15:50This one, three bands too.

00:15:55One, two, three.

00:15:56I always win at everything.

00:15:58Until one night someone beats you.

00:16:01He'll have to be a champion, man.

00:16:03Back off, Higinio.

00:16:06There are four of them.

00:16:07One, two, three, four.

00:16:09And bam!

00:16:11It has moved.

00:16:12That ball has moved, I saw it myself.

00:16:14Come on, Higinio, you're seeing things.

00:16:17Like some of this town.

00:16:19Less joking around, Lorenzo.

00:16:21And tell us where you were on Friday night.

00:16:23These five bands and one orchestra.

00:16:25There you go.

00:16:26What time?

00:16:27At three o'clock.

00:16:28In bed at that hour.

00:16:32Because I've been told there's a cursed monk around and I wouldn't want to run into him.

00:16:36Move aside.

00:16:37Don't make fun of me, Lorenzo.

00:16:39Hey, that's what I've heard.

00:16:40Hold my ball.

00:16:42It's just that everyone thinks you're the monk.

00:16:45People are stupid, aren't they, Higinio?

00:16:49So stupid.

00:16:50Some more than others, but all fools.

00:16:54Furthermore, let's suppose I were the monk.

00:16:57That?

00:16:58So, I said, let's suppose that monk has done it.

00:17:04Did he sleep with your wife?

00:17:05Of course not.

00:17:07And what about yours?

00:17:09That would be good.

00:17:11And what about your sister?

00:17:13The most ends.

00:17:15So, if that monk turns out to be a saint because he doesn't touch any of the women in this town,

00:17:19What are you complaining about?

00:17:21Move aside.

00:17:23To the revanguilera.

00:17:24Go up, go up, go up!

00:17:25The look on their faces.

00:17:32We need to have proof.

00:17:35Take the monk in a girl's bed and then do whatever you want with him.

00:17:41Bartolo.

00:17:43Wines and balls, my love.

00:17:47Come on, Higinio.

00:17:50Goodbye everyone.

00:17:53Goodbye everyone.

00:17:54Yes, sir.

00:17:58He and his wife are spending some time at his estate.

00:18:00Well, but that's not strange at all.

00:18:02Well, it's not vacation time.

00:18:05But that's not all.

00:18:07There's more.

00:18:08What else?

00:18:10Well, I'm a secretary and my obligation is to keep secrets.

00:18:15Don't forget that we will know how to reward you when one of us is president of the company.

00:18:19I haven't forgotten, don't think otherwise.

00:18:20Anyway, there's a monk there who only appears at night.

00:18:26A monk?

00:18:28A ghost?

00:18:29It is a ghost that has already left several women in the surrounding area pregnant.

00:18:36It's not possible.

00:18:38I think it's absurd.

00:18:39Yes, yes, it's crazy, but I believe Mancio is capable of anything to have offspring.

00:18:42Yes to everything, but not that much.

00:18:45Just in case, well, maybe we should take a walk over there.

00:18:47There is a possibility that we may have to intervene.

00:18:50That ghost monk isn't going to ruin my future.

00:18:54Call my wife and tell her I won't be coming home for dinner, nor to sleep.

00:18:56Yes sir.

00:18:58Come on.

00:18:58You stay here.

00:19:00I'll call you if necessary.

00:19:01We may have to get rid of that monk.

00:19:04Well.

00:19:06We're going in.

00:19:09Come on, Mom.

00:19:12You can't believe that.

00:19:13I, the monk.

00:19:14Well, everyone says it's you.

00:19:16They're jealous of me, Mom.

00:19:18Because he's handsome and single.

00:19:20Well, since I don't trust you, be very careful and see how you treat the lady.

00:19:24Don Mancio is very brutish when he gets angry.

00:19:27Yes, Mom.

00:19:28I'll keep my distance.

00:19:29But what do I do if he confesses his feelings to me?

00:19:31Don't get carried away, Lorenzo.

00:19:33Show more respect to your mother.

00:19:35Oh, one more thing.

00:19:36Don't forget that you are the gardener.

00:19:37And so on.

00:19:38But all I know how to do is water.

00:19:39Hey?

00:19:40The plants, mother.

00:19:41The plants.

00:19:42Don't be so suspicious.

00:19:43You can't think about anything else.

00:19:45Who will you take after?

00:19:46When you finished your military service, so that you could have a job, I told the gentleman that you were a gardener.

00:19:50And in consideration of my many years in this house, he gave you the job.

00:19:54So if he asks you, you know.

00:19:56OK.

00:19:58Oh!

00:19:59They're already there.

00:19:59Go get your suitcases!

00:20:01Come on!

00:20:02I'm coming.

00:20:03Very nice thighs, sir.

00:20:21Good morning, ma'am.

00:20:22Good morning.

00:20:23How lovely!

00:20:24Good morning, Mrs. Mancio.

00:20:26Second place!

00:20:26You look amazing!

00:20:28You don't seem to age.

00:20:29Look, Laura, this is Segundina, the one in charge of the house.

00:20:32How are you?

00:20:33Good.

00:20:34Mancio talks about you a lot.

00:20:35That it costs, that it's always good.

00:20:37Well, it's been with the family for, I don't know, ages.

00:20:39Enter this house at 17 years old!

00:20:42Lorenzo!

00:20:43Lorenzo!

00:20:44What are you doing here now?

00:20:46I came to ask if the monk is going out tonight.

00:20:49You have a great interest in that matter.

00:20:50When you get tired or fed up with all this messing around, I plan to replace you.

00:20:55Okay, I'll give you lessons.

00:20:57But now get out of here, the boss has arrived.

00:20:58Okay, brother monk.

00:21:00Goodbye, brother.

00:21:01Milk.

00:21:03It's a very nice house, like none you've shown me before.

00:21:06I don't come here often.

00:21:07Besides, it hasn't even been a year since we got married...

00:21:09Well, from now on we'll come more often.

00:21:11Oh, the lady would bring us such joy, because the house is so sad when it's empty all year round!

00:21:17Where do I put the suitcases?

00:21:20The two large ones in the master bedroom.

00:21:22The little one and the purse, in the guests' room.

00:21:25Why? Aren't we going to sleep together?

00:21:27No!

00:21:27Ah, that's right.

00:21:29I forgot to tell you.

00:21:31You see, Dr. Sanchez, who was in the office today, found me a light bulb in a cave.

00:21:37Is he a speleologist?

00:21:39That's ridiculous!

00:21:40Shut up, you crooked fool!

00:21:40A spotlight on one of my lungs!

00:21:44Like the lady of the camellias.

00:21:47I went too far, sorry, I didn't say anything.

00:21:49Amancio, darling, why didn't you tell me before?

00:21:52Well, because it's not important.

00:21:54A case of tuberculosis of nothing.

00:21:56He told me, go to the countryside and here we are.

00:21:59And don't infect your wife.

00:22:01That's why prevention is better than cure.

00:22:03In short, it's just a few days.

00:22:04No, I want to sleep in the same room as you.

00:22:08Throw him out, throw him out, you're in your own home!

00:22:17What if I accidentally inoculate you with something?

00:22:22No no.

00:22:23Okay, but we won't separate for the rest of the day, right?

00:22:26Okay, but keeping things in perspective, let's get some fresh air.

00:22:28Put your suitcase where I told you!

00:22:32You lout!

00:22:33Yes sir.

00:22:35How lacking!

00:22:36Please, second daughter, I need to speak to your son.

00:22:39But if it isn't him, Mr. Amancio.

00:22:41This is your son.

00:22:43Yes sir.

00:22:44I'm referring to the tall, strong, handsome one.

00:22:48I think his name is Lorenzo.

00:22:49I am Lorenzo.

00:22:51This?

00:22:53Is this Lorenzo?

00:22:55Yes sir.

00:22:56I don't have another one.

00:22:57But how is it possible that this water jug is going to...?

00:23:00Well, as for a water jug, of course the most important thing about a water jug is the spout.

00:23:07Lorenzo?

00:23:10Okay, okay.

00:23:13So you're the gardener.

00:23:16Who, me?

00:23:17Ah, yes, sir.

00:23:18Yes, it's me.

00:23:20That's great.

00:23:21Segundina, please show the lady around the house

00:23:25while I talk to this water jug.

00:23:27I mean, with this kid.

00:23:29Come on, ma'am.

00:23:30We'll start with the kitchen.

00:23:32Yes, let's go.

00:23:34Segundina is her name.

00:23:35Yes, ma'am, but it doesn't bother me.

00:23:37I'm somewhat used to it.

00:23:38Lorenzo, I imagined you differently.

00:23:40More or less...

00:23:41Yes, less puffy.

00:23:45Wow, that bothered you, huh?

00:23:46Well, the way you told him, you'll tell me.

00:23:48You don't have to get mad at me.

00:23:50That's just how I am, very, very...

00:23:52Very rude.

00:23:53That's what you are.

00:23:54Very rude.

00:23:55Yes, but without bad intentions.

00:23:58Come here, boy, come, come.

00:23:59No no.

00:23:59Oh, my goodness...!

00:24:01It was unintentional.

00:24:02Nothing, my wife has put the electric iron in.

00:24:05Hey, come here, you'll see, with confidence.

00:24:06No, no, really, no.

00:24:07No, really.

00:24:08It's because you're embarrassed.

00:24:09No, it's in case I catch tuberculosis.

00:24:11Tuberculosis?

00:24:12Oh!

00:24:13He's like a child, he dropped it.

00:24:14Look, I'd like to ask you a favor.

00:24:17Again?

00:24:18Sorry, I must have put the toaster in there too.

00:24:21You see, my illness doesn't allow me to exert myself.

00:24:25Let me go.

00:24:26And my wife is very young, you understand?

00:24:28Yes of course.

00:24:29Would you mind accompanying her these days, taking her around, showing her the surroundings?

00:24:35Oh, come on, what you really want is for me to air it out.

00:24:38Hey?

00:24:38To his wife, of course.

00:24:40Yes, man, yes, yes, man, yes.

00:24:41To go somewhere, something like that, on some excursions, walks.

00:24:46Thank goodness they're separating.

00:24:47And if she wants, you can go for a bit of jogging together.

00:24:50I am very respectful and would never dare to jog her.

00:24:53Hey, jogging is running in the countryside.

00:24:57Ah, well, I'm already used to running away.

00:25:00Better than ever.

00:25:02And now, man to man, let's talk in confidence.

00:25:07In confidence?

00:25:08In total confidence.

00:25:10Well then, give me a warm penis, I was already fed up with so much stretching.

00:25:15Hey, I have a question.

00:25:18I've always wanted to know, are all the horns in this house yours?

00:25:21They belong to my father!

00:25:23He was the hunter.

00:25:25I'm sorry, excuse me.

00:25:26I've gone too far.

00:25:27Yes, I went too far.

00:25:28You don't need to tell me anything, I've gone too far.

00:25:30Man!

00:25:30It's one thing for us to have trust, and another for you to get on my nerves.

00:25:34Villager!

00:25:35And what a jerk he is!

00:25:36What a jerk!

00:25:37Let's each put ourselves in our place.

00:25:40Yes, yes, sir.

00:25:41You were there and I was here.

00:25:43Yes, that's it.

00:25:44Yeah.

00:25:45Well, you see, I would like to...

00:25:48I think I'm going to catch something again.

00:25:49...that you and I would talk about the monk.

00:25:51Which monk?

00:25:53The one who walks around town at night.

00:25:56Ah, but you wanted that story.

00:25:58You're not going to tell me that the monk doesn't exist.

00:26:01No, several people have seen it.

00:26:02Does it exist then?

00:26:03Yes, but no one has been able to catch him.

00:26:05Well, for now it would be good if nobody hunted him.

00:26:09Understood?

00:26:10Yes, okay, fine.

00:26:12And you worry about the lady, because I, with my galloping tuberculosis, already have enough to deal with.

00:26:17Yes sir.

00:26:18If you like, I'll take you to the pond and the marshes.

00:26:21Wherever you want, but don't make it too dirty.

00:26:24Mud here, mud on my back, it doesn't look like it anymore.

00:26:26The gentleman will have no complaints about me.

00:26:28Well then, go load your suitcases, hick.

00:26:31He's such a jerk.

00:26:32A rude person.

00:26:34But how is it possible that the girls are also giving that croquette?

00:26:39You idiots!

00:26:42What is a jerk?

00:26:45No, man, no, not you.

00:26:48Lover!

00:26:50The president!

00:26:51Hey, speak clearly and slowly.

00:26:53And where am I going to go slowly?

00:26:56Hey, don't drive me crazy and listen carefully.

00:26:59We have to sabotage the president's plan.

00:27:03So find yourself two bad women and come here.

00:27:08What about looking for our women?

00:27:10But why do you want Mercedes and Marta?

00:27:12A high one?

00:27:14Well, the point is that they're like a train.

00:27:16But why would we go by train?

00:27:18We can go in my car.

00:27:20No!

00:27:20Not at night.

00:27:22It has to be immediately.

00:27:25This afternoon.

00:27:26They both have to get into bed with a guy!

00:27:33Hi there.

00:27:35Fuck.

00:27:37Are you starting to understand me now?

00:27:39In bed?

00:27:41With who?

00:27:42Who is that guy?

00:27:44Ah, yes, Lorenzo, the gardener.

00:27:47But do you really think they're going to want to sleep with that Lorenzo guy?

00:27:50For money they will do whatever we tell them.

00:27:53Of course I'm sure.

00:27:54"A coat of feet," he says!

00:27:59Yeah.

00:28:01At least my wife says she'd give anything for a mink.

00:28:05Okay, okay, I'll call her and take her there.

00:28:08Okay, okay.

00:28:11What guy?

00:28:13What he is capable of for a presidency.

00:28:16I don't know if it seems right to me, Liginio.

00:28:18It's just a walk.

00:28:19She's a good aunt, Lorenzo.

00:28:21Bring the monk's habit in case you want to use it.

00:28:24You have sex here.

00:28:25You're normal.

00:28:27That's what my neighbors say.

00:28:29Well, I mean, don't you realize she's the boss's wife?

00:28:33And why doesn't he take her for a walk?

00:28:36He is sick.

00:28:37Well, even if I were dying, I wouldn't put my wife, if she were as hot as that one, in the hands of a guy like you.

00:28:44And how is he going to know that I'm a jerk?

00:28:45Because everyone in town wrote it complaining about you.

00:28:48And she needs to know that you're a scoundrel.

00:28:51Well, you're right.

00:28:53Hey, but you're not the village idiot.

00:28:55He's a fool, yes, but not an idiot.

00:28:58That's true.

00:28:59Take your hand away from there, I've been cleaning it all morning.

00:29:02I'll give you such a hard blow that I'll knock your beret off.

00:29:04You see.

00:29:05Look, this one only needs the watch because it already has the chain.

00:29:15He's a hick, Amancio.

00:29:17Woman, you're not going to a concert.

00:29:19I don't need a Ramón y Cajal guide to go for a walk in the mountains.

00:29:23I don't understand your eagerness to expose me.

00:29:24You and I here alone, could we...?

00:29:27No, we couldn't.

00:29:28We couldn't have a child, which is what matters.

00:29:31Come on, I mean, I love Lorenzo like a son.

00:29:33And since my lungs don't allow me these excursions,

00:29:37I'm putting you in the hands of a boy who is a saint.

00:29:39Trust in him.

00:29:41Look, I think he was my narcissist, but they fired him for underhanded reasons.

00:29:44What are you saying?

00:29:46Do what he tells you.

00:29:48He knows the surroundings and moves around the countryside like a fish in water.

00:29:51On the other hand, behave with caution.

00:29:54Because I understand he's incredibly shy.

00:29:56who sees a girl's thigh and blushes.

00:30:00Hey, and sometimes he gets dizzy.

00:30:04Okay, but as soon as I get bored, I'll tell him to bring me one.

00:30:06Naturally.

00:30:08If he believes that...

00:30:09No, you, as soon as I've...

00:30:10You're coming back.

00:30:11It's coming.

00:30:13Be very careful, Lorenzo, as if she were your sister.

00:30:15Good heavens, mother, it's not like I'm a rapist.

00:30:17I'm warning you, I don't like this whim of the gentleman, it's very dangerous.

00:30:20Do you see it?

00:30:20I already told him.

00:30:21You shut up and leave, they're coming out now.

00:30:23Here's the happy hiker.

00:30:26Okay, let's go.

00:30:27We'll be back soon.

00:30:27The weather is wonderful.

00:30:30Maybe the sun will even come out.

00:30:32I've prepared a delicious snack for them.

00:30:34They're going to have a great time.

00:30:36Hey, Lorenzo Chato, come here.

00:30:38Where are you?

00:30:39Take care of her, okay?

00:30:39Come on, take good care of my car.

00:30:41So you have plenty of space, do you understand?

00:30:43Don't worry, Mr. Amancio, I've driven plenty of tractors.

00:30:46How do I get in here?

00:30:47Head in, damn it, in.

00:30:50How kind of you, Mr. Amancio.

00:30:50Oh, I'll give you what you deserve!

00:30:51How do you release the lawnmower here?

00:30:52Oh man.

00:30:54Now!

00:30:54That?

00:30:55But where are you going?

00:30:56Don't worry, don't lose his rhythm!

00:30:59The lady will have a lot of fun.

00:31:02If she arrives alive.

00:31:03What a car, ma'am!

00:31:13I pay myself a silk.

00:31:15I'm surprised that you like luxury so much with your religious hobbies.

00:31:18Are you saying that because of habit?

00:31:20If you call it that.

00:31:21And how do you know that?

00:31:23They told me, but I didn't believe it.

00:31:24You don't look like that.

00:31:26Right?

00:31:27The monk has to be a more handsome and taller guy.

00:31:30I know you were fired for being too short.

00:31:34Why is it short?

00:31:35Of size.

00:31:36Ah, size, size, size!

00:31:38I understood myself to be short in size.

00:31:40Don't listen to me.

00:31:41What a fantastic car!

00:31:44Blackberries, I've just come from picking blackberries to make jam, which my brother likes.

00:31:47I went for fresh milk, which is the only kind my mother-in-law likes.

00:31:51Goodbye, blackberries!

00:31:54But where is Lorenzo going with that slut?

00:31:56She must be Don Amancio's wife.

00:31:57Oh, now that I remember, I'm going to need more blackberries.

00:31:59Bye bye.

00:32:00Is she a witch?

00:32:01This one's for Lorenzo.

00:32:13The truth is, it's a beautiful place.

00:32:15See how much fun he's going to have.

00:32:16We'll go up to the lagoon and have our snack there.

00:32:19I have no appetite.

00:32:21Maybe not now, but after walking for a while, he won't leave a crumb.

00:32:25What's happening?

00:32:28What is he looking at?

00:32:29What is he thinking about?

00:32:30It's not going to rain.

00:32:31Will it rain today?

00:32:32What does it do with the sun?

00:32:33And in this era?

00:32:36Impossible!

00:32:45So impossible, huh?

00:32:46That?

00:32:47You said it wouldn't rain.

00:32:48This thing about time is like life.

00:32:50The government says it's going to go down, but it keeps going up.

00:32:53So what do we do?

00:32:54Well, wait for him to escape.

00:32:56I'm soaked.

00:32:57But what are they doing there?

00:33:02You see, it's for a snack.

00:33:04No way, Little Red Riding Hood.

00:33:05Well, they're going to get what's coming to them.

00:33:07Further?

00:33:08We have set up our tents nearby.

00:33:11Come and take shelter.

00:33:12No, it's not going to last long.

00:33:13If you say so, then the flood has begun.

00:33:15Let's go with these gentlemen.

00:33:17Don't take the tablecloth away from me.

00:33:18Wait for me.

00:33:19And now on safari.

00:33:20Damn, what a day.

00:33:22Careful.

00:33:23Prime, prime, prime.

00:33:24I saw her first.

00:33:25The rope is there for me.

00:33:26How do we get in?

00:33:27And you're asking me?

00:33:29Bowing his head, perhaps?

00:33:31This means that only one can fit in each store.

00:33:33Two very tight ones.

00:33:35Ah, yes, okay.

00:33:36Well, my wife and I are in this one.

00:33:40Come on, let's go inside, it's raining.

00:33:43Maripú, tell me Rosa.

00:33:45What did that idiot think we three women were going to do crammed together in the tent?

00:33:50What a thought, girl!

00:33:51Idiot.

00:33:53Go to the bottom.

00:33:55Oh, what a squeeze!

00:33:56Yeah?

00:33:57Thank goodness.

00:34:03Why did you say I was your wife?

00:34:06So that those guys would respect you.

00:34:08Well, they didn't seem dangerous to me, to be honest.

00:34:12Are you feeling unwell?

00:34:13No, but I'm soaked to the bone.

00:34:15His sweater is soaked, but his underwear is wet too.

00:34:22What nonsense are you talking about?

00:34:24I don't wear underwear.

00:34:25No?

00:34:26Not even a magical crusader?

00:34:29I don't need it.

00:34:30Look, here's a sleeping bag.

00:34:35Because?

00:34:36Well, it's an idea.

00:34:38Why doesn't he take off his wet clothes and get into the sleeping bag?

00:34:42Yes, I'm going to do it because I could catch pneumonia.

00:34:47Turn around, okay?

00:34:48Yes, ma'am.

00:34:50And my idiot husband is convinced that this is perfectly healthy.

00:34:53Wow, what tall eyes she has!

00:34:55Take the jersey, leave it there.

00:34:58Excuse me, what does it smell like?

00:34:59It's going to wet ground.

00:35:01I mean, the jersey.

00:35:03What perfume does she wear?

00:35:05None.

00:35:05It will be the smell of my skin.

00:35:07That must be it.

00:35:09I can't take my pants off because they're stuck to my thighs.

00:35:12Excellent!

00:35:13I mean, what a thing, huh?

00:35:15It just so happened that at first glance, I thought you had some thighs, with all due respect.

00:35:21But, but that's very beautiful, ma'am.

00:35:25Without turning around, grab my pants by the legs and start pulling.

00:35:29I can't take it off by myself.

00:35:32I'll take whatever you say.

00:35:35It won't make you dizzy.

00:35:36I don't know what it's going to give me, but whatever it is, it must be about to give it to me.

00:35:41Come on, cheer up.

00:35:43Well, if I get any more carried away, he's going to find out.

00:35:46Hold on tight!

00:35:47Okay, okay, subject.

00:35:51I'm suffocating.

00:35:53Isn't it incredibly hot?

00:35:54Well, I'm freezing.

00:35:56If you'd like, I'll give you a rubdown.

00:35:59Without looking clearly.

00:36:00It's not that big of a deal.

00:36:01If I'm good at scrubbing, I'm a phenomenon, really.

00:36:03It won't be necessary.

00:36:04I'm going to get in the sack.

00:36:07They've finally come out.

00:36:09Oh, mother!

00:36:10I'll get congestion.

00:36:16I'm ready.

00:36:17You can turn back.

00:36:20How are you?

00:36:21It's there, huh?

00:36:23Good.

00:36:24Can you feel a little warmth?

00:36:27What's the matter?

00:36:29Nothing, just a shiver.

00:36:30I could get bored at any moment.

00:36:34Would I feel it?

00:36:35No, don't worry.

00:36:36If I am incapable of getting myself into that sack, even if you asked me to.

00:36:43It's very big.

00:36:44Do you think that if another person went in there they wouldn't brush against you?

00:36:50Man...

00:36:51Of course, of course, I understand.

00:36:54No, I'm fine.

00:37:00I have very dark circles under my eyes.

00:37:02Don't worry.

00:37:04That's just how I am.

00:37:06If I die, don't let your conscience bother you.

00:37:10What's that?

00:37:12Does it look like a rattlesnake?

00:37:14No, it's my teeth chattering.

00:37:17But it doesn't matter.

00:37:18The bad thing is that I might cut my tongue.

00:37:21If I stick far to the left and you stick far to the right.

00:37:24Yes, I've always done well on the right.

00:37:29Follow me, I'll get naked.

00:37:31It seems to be raining less.

00:37:33No way?

00:37:36That's it, that's what it's about: it feints, only to then unleash a much stronger attack.

00:37:40Here, one day, it rained for twenty days straight.

00:37:44We can't be stuck in this bag for twenty days straight.

00:37:48Twenty no.

00:37:48But seventeen or eighteen.

00:37:52I would definitely put up with them.

00:37:55May I?

00:37:55Am I bothering you?

00:38:07Did I even touch him?

00:38:09No no.

00:38:10But now the air is seeping in through here.

00:38:16The truth is, it's a violent situation.

00:38:19But it's better than out there, isn't it?

00:38:23If it weren't for the fact that between us, since there is a space, the air flows.

00:38:32We could put our shoulders together.

00:38:35But only the shoulders?

00:38:36Naturally.

00:38:42Lady.

00:38:43If you don't mind, I'll take out the eggs.

00:38:45No, no, sorry.

00:38:46The eggs for a snack.

00:38:48The eggs that my mother prepared, the boiled ones for a snack, yes.

00:38:54Another one, right?

00:38:54Yes, but now it's for another reason.

00:39:00Lady.

00:39:02Do you have a cold shoulder?

00:39:05And the feet?

00:39:08It needs a good scrub.

00:39:10Did I really...?

00:39:12She needs a good scrub and I'm going to give it to her, or I'm going to curse someone's father.

00:39:16Lorenzo!

00:39:17Shit!

00:39:17Doesn't it suit him!

00:39:21He likes it!

00:39:25Lorenzo!

00:39:26That?

00:39:27Let's get out of here!

00:39:30You need to warm up, and you will.

00:39:35Lorenzo!

00:39:36Yes!

00:39:38What will my husband say?

00:39:40I don't plan to tell him.

00:39:44Me neither.

00:39:46Lorenzo!

00:39:47But what happens now?

00:39:49But what are you doing in there?

00:39:50Warm up.

00:39:51I need to warm up too.

00:39:53You'll see.

00:39:54What are you doing?

00:39:54Lorenzo, who is this crazy woman?

00:39:57A neighbor from the village.

00:39:58Yes, I'm his girlfriend.

00:40:00Lies, big lies.

00:40:01I never promised you anything, okay?

00:40:04But aren't you shy?

00:40:05Is this guy shy?

00:40:06This guy has less shame than a politician.

00:40:09Leave something on.

00:40:10Martyrdom!

00:40:11Now you'll see who I am.

00:40:12Make room for me.

00:40:13Make room for me, I'm coming over.

00:40:16Martyrdom.

00:40:16Martyrdom, be careful.

00:40:18Oh, you've already stepped on me, Martirio!

00:40:19She's crazy!

00:40:19You've already stepped in!

00:40:19Crazy!

00:40:20Martyrdom.

00:40:21Martyrdom, you don't realize it, do you?

00:40:23But what you're doing is very serious.

00:40:25The big problem is what you wanted to do.

00:40:27But now there are three of us.

00:40:28Four.

00:40:28Get out the Parcheesi board!

00:40:30Here, either we all play or the deck breaks.

00:40:33Well, I can't give everyone cards, sorry, even if I draw the clubs.

00:40:38How common!

00:40:39Yes, I went too far, I'm sorry.

00:40:41I bet you'll tell your mother-in-law on me.

00:40:42I'll tell Don Amancio about it.

00:40:44I'll rip his bone out.

00:40:45Relax, let's not get nervous, nothing's happened here, okay?

00:40:50But it's going to happen if that slut tries to get in here.

00:40:53I have the same right!

00:40:54I've already messed everything up, Martirio!

00:40:56I'm going to mess things up!

00:40:56Be careful, you're going to screw something up!

00:40:58Oh, what joy!

00:41:00But inside this guy who's really going for it.

00:41:01We have to find out!

00:41:04One moment!

00:41:05If these faggots get naked, I'm leaving, okay?

00:41:08I'm definitely leaving, okay?

00:41:10Give me the seat!

00:41:12Let me through!

00:41:13Let me through!

00:41:14Can't!

00:41:15I'm outta here!

00:41:16Tell me what's coming this way!

00:41:18Who did you get?

00:41:19Who patted me now!

00:41:23Let me!

00:41:24Who would tell you to be lucky!

00:41:25Let me!

00:41:26Come here, I'm going to eat you!

00:41:28You're going to eat my poor thing!

00:41:30Come on!

00:41:32Oh my goodness!

00:41:33They're stripping the neighborhood bare!

00:41:34Oh, what vertigo!

00:41:36Maybe she was pregnant!

00:41:40Come here!

00:41:41Hello!

00:41:43But you're crazy.

00:41:44How did you bring my wife and yours here?

00:41:46Because you told me over the phone.

00:41:47I?

00:41:47I told you to bring my wife over so I could sleep with some guy!

00:41:50That's outrageous!

00:41:51But who told him that!

00:41:52Carlos, darling!

00:41:54Let's have a snack, shall we?

00:41:54We'll be right there!

00:41:56I told you to bring two women, not our women!

00:42:00With all the noise, I understood that!

00:42:02Well, we're in good shape.

00:42:03Amancio has brought his wife here so that a famous superman who lives around here can have a child with her.

00:42:08What a stupid thing to do!

00:42:09We're all crazy now, aren't we?

00:42:10I told you to bring two women, two paid whores to take that superman out of the game.

00:42:15And for that little job, you bring your wife and mine.

00:42:17And some milk?

00:42:19I didn't know what you were planning.

00:42:20Okay, okay, let's not get nervous.

00:42:21Calm down, calm down.

00:42:23The idea is good.

00:42:25And our women will have to help us.

00:42:26What are you saying?

00:42:27Nothing, I haven't said anything.

00:42:30But if those two want luxury cars, maids, and villas, they'll have to lend a hand.

00:42:37One hand? Okay, but no more than that, okay?

00:42:39Perhaps we don't need to go that far.

00:42:41For now, we're going to Amancio's house, we'll show up there and we'll stop the coup somehow.

00:42:47Come on, let's go.

00:42:49I have pneumonia and I'm having a bit of a headache.

00:42:52My honor, you have trampled on my honor.

00:42:55Let's see how I can face Madrid with this disgrace.

00:43:00Don Amancio.

00:43:01Shut up, you scoundrel!

00:43:02Not even a Jesus, Mom, he hasn't said a single Jesus to me.

00:43:05You've ruined a marriage.

00:43:07You raped my wife.

00:43:08No, no, no.

00:43:09You cheated on me.

00:43:10Understood? Yes.

00:43:12So, what do I do now?

00:43:14What I do?

00:43:15Piarlas.

00:43:16I'll kill you both, because how do I cleanse my honor?

00:43:19I think taking it to the dye shop will do the trick...

00:43:21And on top of that, it was a joke.

00:43:23If I don't laugh.

00:43:24I'm shivering.

00:43:25You haven't left me any alternative.

00:43:28Because this, this won't stay like this.

00:43:31This makes you fat.

00:43:32And in nine months, one of my children will be born.

00:43:37It's not mine!

00:43:39But it doesn't matter.

00:43:40I forgive you.

00:43:41And the son who is born will be like mine.

00:43:44I adopt him and he will bear my last name.

00:43:46And that's it, this matter will not be discussed again.

00:43:50What do you have to say about that, you adulteress?

00:43:52You're a pain in the ass.

00:43:53Nothing has happened.

00:43:54It's just a miracle we didn't catch pneumonia.

00:43:56But how can nothing have happened?

00:43:57What do you mean, no?

00:43:58No.

00:44:00You're also going to say that you didn't rape my wife.

00:44:02With all due respect, no, Mr. Amancio.

00:44:06Not even a little bit.

00:44:07Not a single spark.

00:44:09Precisely when we got into the sleeping bag naked...

00:44:13Lorenzo!

00:44:14So you've been naked inside a sleeping bag.

00:44:17And nothing has happened.

00:44:20No, sir, nothing has happened.

00:44:22You're going to tell me you'd get involved with a woman like this?

00:44:27And you don't touch it!

00:44:28I haven't touched her, I swear, I really haven't.

00:44:30That you haven't.

00:44:31But that's not possible.

00:44:33But you, you, you, you, you have seen the breasts she has.

00:44:36The one from so-and-so, the one from so-and-so.

00:44:38And those mockers.

00:44:41And that bum.

00:44:42You haven't touched her butt.

00:44:44No, sir, and I'm sorry, you see.

00:44:48That's impossible.

00:44:50That's outrageous, man.

00:44:52If I had known he was going to be so upset...

00:44:54...he would have touched it.

00:44:57Lorenzo!

00:44:58Damn it, mother!

00:44:59Nobody understands it.

00:45:01If I grope her, she gets angry.

00:45:03And if I don't grope her, she gives me a scolding.

00:45:06Okay, what do I do?

00:45:07If you want, I'll sleep with her right here.

00:45:11Okay, that's enough.

00:45:12Nothing has happened here.

00:45:13I swear this man hasn't bothered me at all.

00:45:16He sees it, the Joan of Arc of my father.

00:45:19And I forbid you, listen to me carefully.

00:45:21I forbid you from ever speaking of this damned matter again.

00:45:24Come on, come on!

00:45:25So nothing happened?

00:45:29Nothing.

00:45:30Well, we're ready.

00:45:33I'm going to open it.

00:45:33Don Amancio, I swear to you that I really mean it...

00:45:41Lorenzo!

00:45:42Do you want me to tell you something?

00:45:44Yes sir.

00:45:45Fuck off!

00:45:47He's a jerk.

00:45:48It's beyond repair.

00:45:49Don Amancio, some friends of yours.

00:45:51Some friends?

00:45:52Which friends are coming here?

00:45:54Amancio, what joy we have given you.

00:45:56Oh, really?

00:45:57Enormous!

00:45:58What a joy!

00:46:01Hi, Marta!

00:46:02Hello!

00:46:03Hello!

00:46:04Mwah, mwah!

00:46:06Merceditas, my daughter!

00:46:07Mwah, mwah!

00:46:09Well, well, well!

00:46:11We were just passing by, and we saw the light.

00:46:13No, no, we didn't get through.

00:46:15We came here on purpose.

00:46:17How nice!

00:46:19And Laura?

00:46:19He's downstairs picking some cauliflowers.

00:46:21No, no, it's upstairs.

00:46:24It's because we've come here naked.

00:46:27Lorenzo!

00:46:29The servants talk when the chickens pee!

00:46:32I just saw the look of joy on his face when these gentlemen came in,

00:46:36I was informing them...

00:46:37Well, you're going to tell your mother!

00:46:39He's a jerk.

00:46:40It's not arrogance.

00:46:41It's this, the bulge you can see under the blanket...

00:46:45Server.

00:46:46He is the son of...

00:46:47...of the guard.

00:46:49Ah.

00:46:50You tell your mother that these gentlemen are going to have a drink and then continue on their way.

00:46:53We're not in a hurry, Mr. President.

00:46:55We had actually planned to spend the night here.

00:46:57Here?

00:46:58Impossible!

00:46:59We don't have rooms.

00:47:00It's so obvious that Mr. Amancio doesn't come around here often.

00:47:03There are six guest rooms.

00:47:05Well, but empty, without a bed, nothing.

00:47:07No, not at all.

00:47:08All fully equipped, with two beds in each one.

00:47:10But with bedbugs, what do you expect, guys?

00:47:12We're being eaten alive by bedbugs, you know.

00:47:14If there are no bedbugs here, they'll die of cold.

00:47:16And they can die of cold too.

00:47:19I'll light the fireplaces in five minutes.

00:47:21In five minutes you'll be going to hell.

00:47:25Tell your mother to bring some drinks for these gentlemen and get lost.

00:47:28Yes sir, I'm coming.

00:47:29Ah, I swear to you that nothing happened in the tent.

00:47:33In the store there is champagne, champagne, champagne.

00:47:35No, no, no, campaign, I said campaign.

00:47:37He mispronounced it because he doesn't know French, he doesn't know French.

00:47:40He doesn't know French, you understand?

00:47:42Long is giving me a heart attack.

00:47:44You understand me, instead of campaign he says champagne, don't you understand?

00:47:48He's a good guy, but a bit of an idiot.

00:47:51Mr. Amancio, please forgive me, Mr. Amancio,

00:47:53But I found this caught on the button of my underwear.

00:47:56It must belong to the lady.

00:47:58From his wife?

00:47:59Yes, because I don't use it.

00:48:01And the other two girls wore them with less fabric.

00:48:03Some panties.

00:48:07Saint Blaise, Saint Blaise.

00:48:09Throw it in, throw it in.

00:48:10That means he's gone off on a tangent.

00:48:11Yes, yes.

00:48:12I'll bring you a big drink right now.

00:48:15Ah, they prefer almonds and that kind of nonsense.

00:48:17or well-cured ham and cheese.

00:48:19Whatever.

00:48:21Hey, look, man, the tissue is eating it up, huh?

00:48:24He'll eat it all up, he'll eat it up in three days.

00:48:27It's a shame he's so rude, because I was starting to like him.

00:48:32Here in the villages everyone is going crazy.

00:48:36There are those who have even believed in the whole democracy thing.

00:48:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:48:41And how did you get the idea to come here?

00:48:43I don't know, Enrique, he called us suddenly.

00:48:45No, no, it was Carlos who phoned me and...

00:48:47And we're going to this, to Talavera.

00:48:51That.

00:48:51And while we're at it.

00:48:52Well, then do me a favor, man.

00:48:55Stay for dinner and then later, when it's cooler...

00:48:58We slept in the guest rooms.

00:49:01Yes, because we don't want to bother anyone.

00:49:03Great.

00:49:04Hey, Amancio, just a question.

00:49:06This hick who just left is the town's infamous rapist.

00:49:09Who, Lorenzo?

00:49:09Yeah.

00:49:10No, that one is a blessed one.

00:49:12Come on, I think he's gay and all.

00:49:14Well, the reports that arrived at your office said his name was Lorenzo.

00:49:19Yes, yes, Lorenzo.

00:49:20But this one isn't called Lorenzo.

00:49:23Did you call him Lorenzo?

00:49:24Lorenzo?

00:49:25Yeah.

00:49:25I?

00:49:26No.

00:49:26No?

00:49:27Flor, Flor, Florencio, Florencio.

00:49:30Even the name says it all, man.

00:49:32Flor and Encio.

00:49:34Yeah.

00:49:34Oh, what a sissy, look, look, look, look.

00:49:40See?

00:49:41It is the...

00:49:42What am I going to do?

00:49:44In the age of the faggot, what a mess he's made of me.

00:49:47Is it possible?

00:49:48That I have to deal with this here...

00:49:50with the panties in her hand and then the...

00:49:52After a wonderful dinner, a good coffee is like...

00:49:56as...

00:49:56like milk.

00:49:57What did you say?

00:49:58Should I add a little milk?

00:50:00Depends.

00:50:00Is it good coffee?

00:50:01Express?

00:50:01No, little one.

00:50:03My mother makes it very delicious.

00:50:05He adds a pinch of salt and then filters it through grandpa's wool sock.

00:50:09Should I add milk?

00:50:09That's enough, Florencio!

00:50:11I can't add any more, Don Florencio.

00:50:13The boss said so.

00:50:14Isn't my name Florencio?

00:50:15No.

00:50:16Florencio, it's you!

00:50:17I?

00:50:18Tuberculosis is undermining him.

00:50:20Of course!

00:50:21I know what I'm saying.

00:50:22You are Florencio.

00:50:23And your brother Lorenzo.

00:50:25He is tall, strong, and handsome.

00:50:28It's the one they say makes ladies fall in love.

00:50:31I don't have any siblings.

00:50:32Because you are Florencio.

00:50:33Because you are Florencio.

00:50:36But with that look, how are you going to drive any woman crazy?

00:50:40Well, I've been calling Lorenzo throughout the entire excursion.

00:50:43Have you gone on a hike together?

00:50:45Well, you see...

00:50:46This, I say, you see, is my own opinion.

00:50:49I say that if Spain joins NATO, the Warsaw Pact members are going to be furious.

00:50:54Therefore, non-aligned countries, that is, those that are not aligned with the current political order, should not enter the common market unless they sign a military alliance that is not in their best interest.

00:51:07What do you think about this?

00:51:08That has nothing to do with the excursion.

00:51:10Well, look here, Mr. Amancio.

00:51:11You have touched on a subject that interests me greatly.

00:51:14You see, I believe that if the countries under Soviet influence didn't interfere in matters that didn't concern them, then they wouldn't have any reason to...

00:51:21Florencio!

00:51:22Florencio, the president is calling you, saying you're not involved in anything, come on, man.

00:51:28Well, guys, I think you have no idea what you're talking about.

00:51:32Florencio, it's you, you idiot, and bring the cigar that costs 60 duros.

00:51:38But you know about international politics.

00:51:41Hey, I read, okay?

00:51:42Go to the kitchen.

00:51:43And the cups?

00:51:45We'll serve ourselves the drinks.

00:51:47Strong!

00:51:49I'm sorry, Florencio.

00:51:50And so on.

00:51:51Nargo!

00:51:53Ah!

00:51:54That?

00:51:55I'm leaving, I'm leaving.

00:51:57But let it be known that Spain should not join NATO.

00:52:01Out!

00:52:02Already!

00:52:02Excuse me, but that guy makes me nervous.

00:52:07Actually, what's happening to him is that he has a worm complex because of his brother Lorenzo's success with women.

00:52:15I think you're wrong, Amancio.

00:52:17Even his own mother has called him Lorenzo.

00:52:19What wouldn't a mother do for her insecure little boy?

00:52:22Yeah.

00:52:23He calls him Lorenzo because that's what he is to him; it's like calling him Don Juan, Julio Iglesias, or Paquirri all at once.

00:52:29Yes, yes.

00:52:30Okay, let's leave this topic.

00:52:32Do you know what we're going to do?

00:52:33Let's play a little game of poker until it's time for them to go to Madrid.

00:52:39But we're going to sleep here.

00:52:41The rooms are ready.

00:52:43Ha!

00:52:44These are your jokes.

00:52:46I'm sure you're all eager to get back home and sleep in your own beds.

00:52:51No way!

00:52:51We'll sleep very comfortably here.

00:52:54Ha ha!

00:52:54Are you staying here to...?

00:52:56Well, get some rest!

00:52:57Pussy!

00:53:01I'm going too.

00:53:05Go.

00:53:06And ten more pesetas.

00:53:06We've already started.

00:53:07Don't force the game.

00:53:09This is just for fun.

00:53:10But if I have a good game, what do I do?

00:53:12Should I be quiet?

00:53:13Okay, okay.

00:53:14Look at that ten bucks.

00:53:15I'm already fed up with using a hole-in-the-wall ladder.

00:53:17And where is the president?

00:53:19That's the guy I want to make a fortune off of.

00:53:21I don't know.

00:53:22He's been acting very strange lately.

00:53:23I think he works too much.

00:53:25It seemed like it was convenient for him to hand over the company presidency to someone else and retire himself.

00:53:30Maybe that's why he's so nervous.

00:53:32He's been acting crazy lately.

00:53:33They're crazy, Lorenzo!

00:53:35Completely crazy!

00:53:36But what's the final decision?

00:53:38Is my name Lorenzo or Florencio?

00:53:39Well, what does it matter what your name is?

00:53:41It was necessary that those freeloaders didn't know that the famous monk and Lorenzo are the same person.

00:53:51Who?

00:53:51I?

00:53:51Me, the monk?

00:53:54Come on, Mr. Amancio.

00:53:55What more could I want?

00:53:57No, no, no.

00:53:57No nonsense!

00:53:59I know who you are and what you are.

00:54:02But I also know that you are a gentleman.

00:54:04I don't know.

00:54:04And gentlemen must know how to correct their mistakes and apologize.

00:54:10Have I bothered you in any way, Don Amancio?

00:54:12No, man, not that.

00:54:13Yes, I know.

00:54:14Yeah.

00:54:15You are angry because I have disrespected your wife.

00:54:18Yeah.

00:54:18Open it a little.

00:54:18Yes, yes.

00:54:19And it's not right.

00:54:20It's really not right.

00:54:21No, no, yes.

00:54:23You are right.

00:54:24As you told me, the lady has some things up here that...

00:54:28They're beautiful, aren't they?

00:54:33Oh, my tummy.

00:54:34The tummy.

00:54:36Oh, the thigh, and the thigh.

00:54:37Two, two Muslims.

00:54:38Well, you're going to tell me if I would know.

00:54:40Two, of course.

00:54:42Oh, and there's the sitting part, right?

00:54:44The part is...

00:54:45Oh, that part is...

00:54:47That's enough!

00:54:48Don't cut me off, Don Amancio, don't cut me off.

00:54:50Now that he's okay, the best thing...

00:54:51Don't let this happen to you!

00:54:52Don't let this happen to you!

00:54:52No, sir.

00:54:54That's not the way.

00:54:54So which way is it?

00:54:55I'm upset because you've treated my wife very badly.

00:54:59Yes sir.

00:54:59And I think you should apologize to him.

00:55:02Well, I'm going right now.

00:55:03No, man, no.

00:55:04Not now.

00:55:05Because?

00:55:05Now all those pests are in front.

00:55:08Look, tonight, when everyone is asleep, go to her room and apologize properly.

00:55:15To your room?

00:55:16Yeah.

00:55:17Night?

00:55:18Clear.

00:55:19Why not?

00:55:20My wife is a lady and you are a gentleman.

00:55:22I don't know.

00:55:24So what do I do?

00:55:25Should I go like this or just put on my pajamas?

00:55:30What does it matter what outfit you wear, man?

00:55:32You can go however you want, in pajamas, naked, or whatever.

00:55:37You talk to her and she...

00:55:38Come on, you apologize, you shake her hand, and that's it.

00:55:43That?

00:55:43I have to go in with the fish in my hand.

00:55:45What fish?

00:55:46You told me before to go with the fish.

00:55:48Me with the fish.

00:55:49At peace!

00:55:50At peace!

00:55:50In peace, not like a fish!

00:55:52Peace be with you, not fish!

00:55:53Peace, peace!

00:55:54He understood me!

00:55:55Peace!

00:55:55I put it in, so no...

00:55:57You're crazy, Carlos.

00:55:59How could you even suggest such a ridiculous idea?

00:56:01I haven't proposed anything.

00:56:03I have simply described the situation as it is.

00:56:06Don't you want to live in a luxury villa?

00:56:07Sure, but...

00:56:08Do you like fur coats?

00:56:10And what woman wouldn't?

00:56:11A car for each of them?

00:56:12Mine's automatic, because I'm not good with the gear lever.

00:56:14Well, you can have it automatic.

00:56:17The whole point is that the president must not have any offspring.

00:56:19And to do that, we have to eliminate that Lorenzo.

00:56:20even though Amancio wants us to believe he's someone else.

00:56:22Because apparently the guy...

00:56:24It never fails.

00:56:26But I just don't believe that Amancio

00:56:27be able to hand Laura over to that Don Juan on a silver platter.

00:56:31Oh, you don't know what people are capable of.

00:56:33for becoming president of a company.

00:56:35Even if that were the case.

00:56:36What can we do that you can't do?

00:56:40You'll see.

00:56:41Now I'm going out into the house to look for that Lorenzo.

00:56:43And when I find it,

00:56:44How do I convince him not to get into bed with Laura?

00:56:47And can we?

00:56:49Women are something else.

00:56:52Do you have another line of talk?

00:56:55Alright.

00:56:56I will do everything in my power to make sure I can become president.

00:56:59But don't complain later.

00:57:00That's what I like to hear, darling.

00:57:02Decision.

00:57:02Come on, come on, come on!

00:57:04Let's get that fool!

00:57:06Hey, Carlos,

00:57:09Do you know that maybe tomorrow morning

00:57:10Do they have to shave our horns instead of our beards?

00:57:13Don't exaggerate.

00:57:15And above all, we need to be more European.

00:57:16At this rate, with so much sappiness...

00:57:18We Spaniards are not going to achieve anything.

00:57:20Then...

00:57:21you're right.

00:57:22They have no shame.

00:57:24We were used as bait

00:57:26to take it away from that lout

00:57:27the desire to sleep with Laura.

00:57:29Well, I'm not willing.

00:57:30And you?

00:57:31I don't know what to tell you, daughter.

00:57:33At some point in her life, a married woman

00:57:34She wants to cheat on her husband.

00:57:37Why doesn't he do it?

00:57:38Out of decency.

00:57:39And out of fear.

00:57:41Out of fear of her husband's reaction.

00:57:43But if that husband asks you

00:57:44Please cheat on him.

00:57:47What are you going to do?

00:57:47Me nothing.

00:57:49Well, I will obey my husband.

00:57:50Just look at that.

00:57:51If that Lorenzo really is Lorenzo

00:57:52He's as manly as they say,

00:57:54He's going to have to prove it to me.

00:57:55And I swear to you that if it falls into my hands

00:57:57He won't feel like it anymore.

00:57:58of sleeping with Laura.

00:57:59Come on, come with me.

00:58:00Let's go find him.

00:58:03Lorenzo!

00:58:17Vigilio, what are you doing here?

00:58:23I bring your monk's habit

00:58:25and another one I've found for myself.

00:58:27Let's go to the village

00:58:27And then you start lecturing me

00:58:29for when I have to replace you.

00:58:32Damn that idiot.

00:58:33How do you get your act together?

00:58:34I must be a weirdo

00:58:36Because I like women

00:58:37That's outrageous.

00:58:39That's not unusual,

00:58:40But I can't tonight.

00:58:42I thought that before you retire

00:58:44I can be your shift coordinator.

00:58:45You will be, but not tonight.

00:58:47Lorenzo!

00:58:48I'm sorry, it can't be.

00:58:49See you tomorrow!

00:58:50Oh, let this one jump!

00:58:55I have no idea how today.

00:58:59Go to bed peacefully, darling.

00:59:01Don't worry about anything.

00:59:03Read one of those magazines I gave you

00:59:04and relax.

00:59:05But they're dirty magazines.

00:59:07Yes, it's just that I didn't have anything better on hand.

00:59:10I don't understand you, Amancio.

00:59:11You make me put on my prettiest nightgown.

00:59:13That?

00:59:13One liter of perfume,

00:59:14false eyelashes

00:59:15And then you go to sleep

00:59:16to another room.

00:59:17Yeah.

00:59:18Well, of course,

00:59:19It's just that I suddenly got the urge

00:59:20a terrible headache.

00:59:22Stay with me, Amancio,

00:59:23I've had a very difficult day.

00:59:24Well, that's it then.

00:59:25a difficult day,

00:59:26evening,

00:59:28easy.

00:59:29Come on, come on,

00:59:30read that magazine

00:59:32and wait.

00:59:33We'll have to wait.

00:59:38Well, this is like throwing

00:59:39daisies to pigs.

00:59:41He's coming,

00:59:42It's coming.

00:59:59What are you doing?

01:00:01I am only my own mouth.

01:00:03What do you want?

01:00:04If I let you go,

01:00:16Won't you scream?

01:00:17No,

01:00:18No.

01:00:20But I can bite it.

01:00:21Here?

01:00:22It's a very uncomfortable place

01:00:23where you and I can talk.

01:00:26Talk?

01:00:27Well,

01:00:28I just like making love

01:00:29talking about football.

01:00:30Well, if you want,

01:00:31He immediately scores a goal.

01:00:32Less talk, monk.

01:00:33Where are we going?

01:00:35To my room.

01:00:36Here.

01:00:40Come on.

01:00:56What was that?

01:00:57The fact that?

01:00:59Ah,

01:00:59some branch that moves in the wind.

01:01:02Well,

01:01:03I'm leaving.

01:01:03Again?

01:01:04Ah,

01:01:05this.

01:01:06Oh,

01:01:07that...

01:01:07The truth,

01:01:08If you are the famous monk,

01:01:10I understand that you're worried

01:01:11the married people of this town.

01:01:12Well,

01:01:13Look, I don't...

01:01:14I don't attach importance to it.

01:01:16because I've had better nights,

01:01:18you won't think twice.

01:01:19In confidence,

01:01:20I don't.

01:01:24Bye bye.

01:01:25Bye bye.

01:01:25Ah,

01:01:26I had forgotten about this one.

01:01:32Oh...

01:01:33Oh...

01:01:33What a night.

01:01:37Oh!

01:01:37How dizzying!

01:01:38mother!

01:01:39Oops!

01:01:42But you're still there,

01:01:44lead,

01:01:44that you're a pain.

01:01:46In two hours

01:01:47It will be three o'clock.

01:01:49That?

01:01:49It is the time when the monk acts.

01:01:52Well,

01:01:53I'm here for that.

01:01:54I can't go,

01:01:55Iginio.

01:01:56They are waiting for me.

01:01:57And let it be known that I shouldn't go,

01:01:59because I can stay

01:02:00like shit.

01:02:01Wow!

01:02:02What a joke!

01:02:02So we're not going out today.

01:02:04No.

01:02:04Let the men of the village

01:02:07may they find joy today.

01:02:08So,

01:02:09When am I going to practice?

01:02:10Bye bye.

01:02:11But,

01:02:12man,

01:02:12Lorenzo,

01:02:12do it.

01:02:15Oh.

01:02:17Let's go for the next one

01:02:19if I can,

01:02:20because those of the town

01:02:21They wear themselves out,

01:02:22but those in the city

01:02:23They're exhausting.

01:02:26Sorry.

01:02:27Other.

01:02:28You're going for a walk.

01:02:29Well,

01:02:29I had a date

01:02:31And I thought...

01:02:32Did you want something?

01:02:36I'm lost.

01:02:38And do you want to get even more lost?

01:02:40Lorenzo,

01:02:41Florencio,

01:02:41whatever your name is.

01:02:43I love my husband.

01:02:45Ah, yes,

01:02:46Yeah,

01:02:46I understand now,

01:02:47I understand now.

01:02:49And that's why you're willing

01:02:50to lock yourself in with me

01:02:51in my room?

01:02:52That's why.

01:02:54I am very honest

01:02:55and I would never cheat on my husband.

01:02:57No, yes,

01:02:57already,

01:02:58I'll get it now,

01:02:59I know where you're going with this.

01:03:00And that's why

01:03:01Are you getting naked?

01:03:03I'm not going to lie to you.

01:03:05Ah.

01:03:07I'm not going to lie to you

01:03:08Because he knows it.

01:03:10Clear,

01:03:11This is like if the police

01:03:12encouraged us to steal.

01:03:16I don't even remove it

01:03:16I don't cheat,

01:03:18But I help my lord.

01:03:19Which sir?

01:03:20Ah,

01:03:21I know where this is going.

01:03:22Yes, it has had

01:03:23bad luck

01:03:23because

01:03:24He caught me

01:03:25on a fateful day.

01:03:27I have a wear and tear

01:03:27which is too much.

01:03:29Ah,

01:03:29And you're going to wear yourself out even more.

01:03:31And fewer words.

01:03:32and more acts.

01:03:34There,

01:03:34there,

01:03:34precisely of the acts

01:03:36I wanted to talk to him,

01:03:37Yeah.

01:03:38I will do what I can.

01:03:39but more than five acts

01:03:40I can't guarantee it

01:03:41because I've already been,

01:03:43Well,

01:03:44already,

01:03:45I've lost count,

01:03:47In other words,

01:03:48Let me explain.

01:03:52I'm going to Madrid

01:03:58that there are

01:03:58to put the boots on.

01:03:59Come on!

01:04:11Florenzo,

01:04:12Florencio,

01:04:13Are you already tired?

01:04:16How is it that I've gotten tired?

01:04:17If we've already reached higher levels

01:04:18that Don Juan Tenorio.

01:04:20Yeah?

01:04:21Well, I'll be here.

01:04:22a little while longer.

01:04:23But not me,

01:04:24Pussy,

01:04:25I'm already seeing double.

01:04:28Go on,

01:04:28Go to your room

01:04:29that it's over

01:04:30the function.

01:04:32There is a father.

01:04:33No,

01:04:33if I sleep

01:04:34with my friend Mercedes.

01:04:35I am a vampire,

01:04:36you suck one

01:04:36down to the blood.

01:04:37Our husbands

01:04:38they have gotten involved

01:04:39in his room

01:04:39so as not to know

01:04:40what we do

01:04:40us.

01:04:41No,

01:04:41already,

01:04:42already,

01:04:43I know where you're going with this.

01:04:44They're just faggots.

01:04:45No,

01:04:46It's a business matter.

01:04:47I didn't understand it.

01:04:49good,

01:04:50But I obeyed.

01:04:51And with a thousand loves.

01:04:53Women,

01:04:54No, not me.

01:04:54But I've already lost.

01:04:56the check.

01:04:58The check

01:04:59and five kilos

01:05:00sure.

01:05:02Bye bye,

01:05:03precious.

01:05:05And let's see if with a little

01:05:06luckily

01:05:07My husband is still involved

01:05:08in business

01:05:08like this.

01:05:10Bye.

01:05:12Oh,

01:05:12the one who was missing

01:05:15because I'm sure

01:05:16that's him.

01:05:18Oh,

01:05:19man,

01:05:20I already know

01:05:20that I'm handsome,

01:05:22but,

01:05:23Oh,

01:05:23so that it has

01:05:24spread the word

01:05:25to Madrid,

01:05:26No.

01:05:28Oh,

01:05:29what a beating

01:05:30are you,

01:05:30wit.

01:05:31Where are you?

01:05:32Because you have

01:05:32that it be you.

01:05:34Both.

01:05:35Yeah,

01:05:35Both.

01:05:37The second

01:05:37He's already gone

01:05:38and it can't stand it

01:05:39a third one.

01:05:40But,

01:05:40what's happening?

01:05:40that are coming now

01:05:41home delivery.

01:05:42I don't know,

01:05:43it has been due

01:05:44to spread the word

01:05:44through Spain

01:05:45and they're going to end

01:05:46for declaring

01:05:46tourist interest

01:05:47national.

01:05:48They come like flies

01:05:50and with a desire

01:05:51of honey.

01:05:52So,

01:05:53What do we do?

01:05:54There are two funny ones in my opinion.

01:05:55that they wanted

01:05:55liquidate me

01:05:56and we

01:05:57we're going to kill

01:05:58two birds

01:05:59with one shot.

01:06:00I'll tell you

01:06:00what we are going to do.

01:06:02Come,

01:06:02the average,

01:06:05Hurry up

01:06:05that we are

01:06:06making time.

01:06:07Look,

01:06:07You're going to take

01:06:08one thing,

01:06:09you're going to have

01:06:09all the little bakers,

01:06:10then yes.

01:06:16Be quiet

01:06:17that you are

01:06:17making nervous.

01:06:18Another thing

01:06:18they'll be putting you

01:06:19now.

01:06:20Well, look at you.

01:06:21But the idea

01:06:21It was yours,

01:06:22unfortunate.

01:06:23When you feel

01:06:23in the armchair

01:06:24vice president

01:06:24first,

01:06:26She'll tell me about it later.

01:06:27Very strong

01:06:27they have to be

01:06:28the armchairs

01:06:28because the horns

01:06:30They're heavy for a while.

01:06:33They're calling

01:06:33out there.

01:06:34What do we do?

01:06:35Open.

01:06:35What are we going to do?

01:06:36Good night.

01:06:40Who are you?

01:06:40The fool

01:06:41the people.

01:06:42And what do you do for a living?

01:06:43to wake up

01:06:43to the people

01:06:44at night?

01:06:44Me at night

01:06:46I do business.

01:06:47Sells books.

01:06:48I sell hookups.

01:06:50Do you know

01:06:50What is this?

01:06:51That?

01:06:52Two habits

01:06:53of a monk.

01:06:53Monk?

01:06:54But the monk

01:06:56He is not the son

01:06:57of the guard

01:06:57of this house.

01:06:58No way.

01:06:59The monks

01:07:00I make them myself.

01:07:01Already.

01:07:02For a thousand pesetas

01:07:03each

01:07:04I give them a habit

01:07:05and I take them

01:07:06to a place

01:07:07where some hot chicks

01:07:08they will be

01:07:09expecting

01:07:10anxious.

01:07:11Ah,

01:07:11so,

01:07:12Lorenzo...

01:07:13In the middle of a faggot.

01:07:15It has not yet premiered.

01:07:16I won't say any more.

01:07:18Do you mean

01:07:19that the monk

01:07:20Is it never the same?

01:07:21No way.

01:07:22Every time

01:07:22He's a different kind of tourist.

01:07:24That's why

01:07:25They never pick it up.

01:07:27Well, well.

01:07:28So,

01:07:28for a thousand pesetas...

01:07:29Tonight

01:07:31I have two widows

01:07:3225 years old

01:07:33that are...

01:07:34You're not thinking

01:07:36for a thousand coins

01:07:38and taking advantage

01:07:39that our women

01:07:39They will be sleeping

01:07:40like little saints

01:07:41Because Lorenzo didn't...

01:07:43We could celebrate.

01:07:45Let's go

01:07:45that we can have fun.

01:07:47Well then, go ahead.

01:07:48Guide us, fool.

01:07:52Today.

01:07:54Me too.

01:07:56Okay, fine.

01:07:59Good night.

01:08:00Hello.

01:08:01Hey,

01:08:02I have drunk.

01:08:03Leave us alone.

01:08:05Bartolo,

01:08:06you know

01:08:06Yes, I have drunk.

01:08:07How am I supposed to know?

01:08:08Three letters.

01:08:09I'm seeing double.

01:08:10Well,

01:08:11not now

01:08:11because you have

01:08:12two aces

01:08:12And I don't see four.

01:08:14Very funny.

01:08:16But a moment ago

01:08:17I saw two monks

01:08:18exactly the same.

01:08:19Continue,

01:08:22Keep playing.

01:08:24I don't speak anymore.

01:08:25What have you seen?

01:08:25Two monks?

01:08:26Where?

01:08:27One nearby

01:08:28from this house

01:08:29and the other

01:08:30I was climbing

01:08:31the window

01:08:32from your bedroom.

01:08:33That?

01:08:34What do you mean there are two monks?

01:08:35There are two.

01:08:36Clear.

01:08:37That's why

01:08:38We haven't been able to

01:08:38never hunt.

01:08:40If one is Lorenzo,

01:08:41Who is the other one?

01:08:42There is only one way

01:08:43to find out.

01:08:44Miguel,

01:08:44Leave me the shotgun.

01:08:45I'll take a frank one.

01:08:47Pick up a stone.

01:08:47What could be better?

01:08:48Yeah,

01:08:48She's going to take it outside.

01:08:49I won't break your face,

01:08:51Hey?

01:08:51Why did we stop?

01:08:52with the face.

01:08:53One leg.

01:08:55Let me through.

01:08:56Let me through.

01:08:59Good luck,

01:09:00cuckold friar.

01:09:01I'm wondering the same,

01:09:02Brother Pablo Romero.

01:09:07But this is not done

01:09:10as a tourist attraction.

01:09:11This is a stitch!

01:09:16from the village idiot!

01:09:17Runs,

01:09:18who cannot escape!

01:09:25Lorenzo, my love,

01:09:27I wasn't expecting you.

01:09:27tonight.

01:09:28What a joy!

01:09:36One moment.

01:09:37You are not Lorenzo.

01:09:39You're the village idiot.

01:09:40Yeah,

01:09:40Lorenzo

01:09:41He has not been able to come

01:09:42tonight

01:09:42because it came out

01:09:43an extra botch job.

01:09:44I am his shift supervisor.

01:09:47Come here, good aunt!

01:09:48This is stupid!

01:09:50Yes, yes, silly.

01:09:51I'm out hunting!

01:09:53Oh, how silly!

01:09:54Let go!

01:09:54Good morning,

01:10:03second daughter.

01:10:05Well, yes, sir.

01:10:06Today it can be done

01:10:07an excursion

01:10:08without danger of getting wet.

01:10:09I don't think it's necessary.

01:10:11And your son,

01:10:12how are you doing?

01:10:12Broken.

01:10:13It must have happened

01:10:13very bad night

01:10:14because it has

01:10:15terrible dark circles under their eyes

01:10:16and he asked me

01:10:16breakfast

01:10:17a punch

01:10:17with two yolks.

01:10:18With two yolks?

01:10:20Ole, south!

01:10:21To those with the yolks

01:10:22I mean,

01:10:23clear.

01:10:25Okay, okay, okay.

01:10:27Well, look,

01:10:28It seems to me

01:10:28this very afternoon

01:10:29We're going back to Madrid.

01:10:30So soon?

01:10:31Clear,

01:10:31we have already done

01:10:32what we had to do

01:10:33What was that about the...

01:10:34Rest.

01:10:36I mean

01:10:36rest, of course.

01:10:38And now we have to go back

01:10:39to Madrid

01:10:39to hard work.

01:10:40I'm going to feel

01:10:41that they leave so soon.

01:10:42And my son too.

01:10:44Man, that sea!

01:10:46That's messed up!

01:10:48Look.

01:10:49Good morning.

01:10:50Good morning, Mercedita.

01:10:51Good morning, ma'am.

01:10:52What are you going to have for breakfast?

01:10:54Just like in the movies,

01:10:55fried eggs

01:10:56with bacon,

01:10:57coffee and toast.

01:10:58Phew!

01:10:59I've had a night.

01:11:01Clear,

01:11:01like the field

01:11:02It whets all appetites

01:11:03and Carlos

01:11:04It's so, so, so...

01:11:05Fewer chimes

01:11:06that I have slept

01:11:07with Marta tonight.

01:11:09And don't talk to me

01:11:09Carlos.

01:11:10What a beautiful day!

01:11:14Isn't that right?

01:11:15You want it too

01:11:16a good food.

01:11:17Oops!

01:11:18I'm already fed

01:11:19for a long time.

01:11:21How was your night, Marta?

01:11:23Oh, unforgettable!

01:11:25Especially when you feel

01:11:26satisfaction

01:11:27of duty fulfilled.

01:11:28I would take

01:11:29a light infusion

01:11:30of rose petals.

01:11:32Oops!

01:11:32There isn't any of that.

01:11:33Well, look,

01:11:34that I didn't believe

01:11:34that you were going to like

01:11:35both the field.

01:11:36Ah, but there's plenty of space here.

01:11:38That must be green.

01:11:39that's out there.

01:11:43Hello.

01:11:46Second daughter,

01:11:47a black coffee

01:11:47and very heavy, please.

01:11:49Good morning darling!

01:11:51Well,

01:11:52I find them disgusting.

01:11:53Disgusting!

01:11:54Well, I see

01:11:55a splendid sun.

01:11:56I believe in heaven

01:11:57It's bluer and everything.

01:11:59You haven't slept well,

01:12:00clear.

01:12:01Fatal.

01:12:01I read all the magazines

01:12:02that you left me.

01:12:03And then what?

01:12:04Nothing,

01:12:06They knocked on my door,

01:12:07I got up to open it.

01:12:08And he got into your bed

01:12:08That Florencio guy.

01:12:10I'm watching it!

01:12:11I'm watching it!

01:12:11There was nobody there!

01:12:12The hallway was empty.

01:12:14What things happen

01:12:14in these country houses,

01:12:16Huh, Marta?

01:12:18Amazing,

01:12:18Mary Janes.

01:12:19I closed it,

01:12:20I went to bed

01:12:20and I had to take

01:12:21three pills

01:12:21to fall asleep.

01:12:22And nothing else happened.

01:12:23What more did you want?

01:12:24What would happen?

01:12:25Well, then...

01:12:26Come on, something.

01:12:26that I would catch you

01:12:27and put you in

01:12:28in the...

01:12:29Lest the mamancio,

01:12:31Nothing happened.

01:12:31That boy!

01:12:34He's an idiot!

01:12:35I'm coming, I'm coming.

01:12:38He called me

01:12:39Don Amancio.

01:12:41Look,

01:12:42I don't want to say

01:12:42what would call you

01:12:43because it's here

01:12:45your mother.

01:12:45Don't hold back, I'm here for you.

01:12:47Give it a green light.

01:12:48But,

01:12:48What have I done wrong?

01:12:50Do you mean

01:12:51What haven't you done wrong?

01:12:54Where have you been?

01:12:54the night?

01:12:56Well, look,

01:12:57practically

01:12:58I haven't gone out

01:12:58from my room,

01:13:00You see.

01:13:00Why are you

01:13:01A fool?

01:13:02Man,

01:13:03idiot

01:13:03for not going out

01:13:04from your room?

01:13:05I know

01:13:06what I tell myself.

01:13:06I'll eat it.

01:13:07I don't think so

01:13:08They miss her.

01:13:08More visits?

01:13:12And I say,

01:13:13pestle.

01:13:13I almost did

01:13:14I'll eat it.

01:13:14If you haven't moved

01:13:15from your bed.

01:13:17No,

01:13:18if my bed

01:13:19and I haven't

01:13:19stopped all night.

01:13:22But,

01:13:22What do you think?

01:13:23What are dark circles under the eyes?

01:13:24And these dark circles under my eyes

01:13:24What do I have?

01:13:25Oh, mother.

01:13:27Lorenzo,

01:13:28Do you want a little egg?

01:13:30Well,

01:13:30That wouldn't hurt

01:13:31which is always convenient

01:13:32have spare parts.

01:13:34Don Amancio,

01:13:35Don Amancio,

01:13:36his friends from Madrid.

01:13:37Which friends?

01:13:37Those who came last night.

01:13:39Goes,

01:13:39They're probably still sleeping.

01:13:40They bring them there.

01:13:42What brings them here?

01:13:43How do they bring them here?

01:13:44What are they saying?

01:13:45Mother,

01:13:46mother,

01:13:47help me,

01:13:48mother.

01:13:49Oh,

01:13:49I'm falling.

01:13:50Mother,

01:13:51which has led me

01:13:52up to the eyebrows.

01:13:54Come on,

01:13:55don't worry.

01:13:55What beasts,

01:13:56What beasts!

01:13:57some really tough professorships.

01:13:58But my life,

01:13:59What happened?

01:14:00Here it is,

01:14:01dwarf.

01:14:01What are you, rude people?

01:14:02We found ourselves like this

01:14:03on the outskirts of the town.

01:14:04What are you doing here?

01:14:06Sanchez?

01:14:06I was coming towards your house

01:14:06and I agree

01:14:07with the authority.

01:14:08But not,

01:14:09No,

01:14:09They have nothing.

01:14:10Seven,

01:14:10eight broken eggs,

01:14:11But nothing.

01:14:11Say,

01:14:12bones,

01:14:12broken bones.

01:14:13But nothing,

01:14:13don't worry,

01:14:14that are not well.

01:14:14But what happened to them?

01:14:15Did the Talgo train catch them?

01:14:16That's how Talgo had to be.

01:14:18What a great climb!

01:14:20We're leaving.

01:14:20We have to continue the service.

01:14:21Thank you.

01:14:22Yeah,

01:14:22thank you so much.

01:14:23You are welcome,

01:14:24bye bye,

01:14:24good morning.

01:14:25Bye bye.

01:14:26Bye bye,

01:14:26bye bye.

01:14:27Well,

01:14:27But you,

01:14:28What are you doing here?

01:14:30Come see you

01:14:30Because I have news for you.

01:14:32We'll talk later.

01:14:34We'll talk later.

01:14:35And what about you?

01:14:36What happened to them?

01:14:37There are a lot of bastards.

01:14:38loose here.

01:14:39And let the Lord say so,

01:14:40So,

01:14:41That's how they are.

01:14:42May you get a jolt.

01:14:43That would be worse

01:14:44that he would gore me.

01:14:45I bet you'll give it to me.

01:14:46I'm going to smash your face in.

01:14:47man.

01:14:48Are you repeating?

01:14:49Let me kill him.

01:14:51Well,

01:14:51But what's going on here?

01:14:51Who is the short guy with dark circles under his eyes?

01:14:53Oh,

01:14:53If you only knew how short he is!

01:14:54Shut up!

01:14:55Well,

01:14:56That's enough.

01:14:57Do you want to leave us alone?

01:14:58What about that stupid kid?

01:14:59The fool's thing

01:15:00That's what the men find hardest to deal with.

01:15:02That means

01:15:02that you know everything.

01:15:03Well yes,

01:15:04if he knows everything

01:15:04Let him tell us,

01:15:05I say so.

01:15:05Shut up!

01:15:06If you know

01:15:07that he agreed

01:15:07with that mentally deficient person.

01:15:09What are you talking about?

01:15:11That's what I'm getting at.

01:15:12I was coming along the road

01:15:13And I ran into these two

01:15:14they're a mess.

01:15:14Shut up, man!

01:15:15Yeah,

01:15:19You have regretted it!

01:15:20Cool!

01:15:21But why?

01:15:22What has he done to you?

01:15:23Let's speak clearly once and for all.

01:15:24Because I don't understand anything.

01:15:26That wouldn't be bad,

01:15:27Let's speak clearly.

01:15:27That you want to be silent!

01:15:28You're right,

01:15:29the four-eyes.

01:15:30Let's be clear.

01:15:32Whose turn is it?

01:15:33Well, me.

01:15:34One moment.

01:15:34Look, daughter,

01:15:35us...

01:15:35One moment!

01:15:36We'd better calm down.

01:15:38Let's go to Madrid

01:15:39and in a few days

01:15:41Everyone is calmer now.

01:15:43No, man, no.

01:15:44Now that we were leaving

01:15:44to find out everything,

01:15:45No, man.

01:15:46You keep quiet

01:15:47and you eat this toast

01:15:48that is freshly wet

01:15:49in the cafe.

01:15:50We need to talk now.

01:15:51Now?

01:15:52And do we have to tell everything?

01:15:53All,

01:15:54absolutely everything.

01:15:55Well,

01:15:55Not everything is necessary.

01:15:56Yes, it's necessary.

01:15:57Well,

01:15:58I modestly

01:15:58I think it is necessary,

01:16:00Because this is a mess.

01:16:00Oh well,

01:16:01What the hell is it to you?

01:16:02What's going on here?

01:16:04No, man,

01:16:04It's because I'm your friend.

01:16:05Oh, I'd forgotten!

01:16:06You see,

01:16:06I have to tell you...

01:16:07You eat and shut up.

01:16:09I'm going to get dressed.

01:16:10You're not moving from here.

01:16:11That's what I was saying,

01:16:12I'm not moving from here.

01:16:13What was I telling you?

01:16:15I didn't realize it

01:16:15because I'm worried

01:16:16with these guys.

01:16:16Marten,

01:16:17You start.

01:16:17Well, I'll begin.

01:16:19Last night I went to bed

01:16:21with this man

01:16:21because my husband

01:16:22He sent it to me.

01:16:23What a stupid thing to do!

01:16:23One moment,

01:16:24one moment.

01:16:25He came into my room

01:16:26me too,

01:16:27so as not to show him contempt,

01:16:28I had to...

01:16:29But first he slept with me

01:16:31because he sent it to me

01:16:31This cuckold.

01:16:32Without pointing.

01:16:33You have some friends

01:16:34very rare,

01:16:34Amantio,

01:16:35very bastards.

01:16:35But what's going on here?

01:16:37If you only knew!

01:16:38They're rotten in Madrid.

01:16:40They are rotten,

01:16:41But they're really hot.

01:16:43I should know.

01:16:44And why are you doing that?

01:16:45Period, right?

01:16:46Laura!

01:16:47The plaster casts

01:16:48They're two real jerks.

01:16:50Did you want to ruin my plan?

01:16:51I am two pigs!

01:16:52He said two deer.

01:16:54That's for you.

01:16:56Like the peaks.

01:16:58No, no, he said two hundred.

01:16:59I said two pigs!

01:17:01But why did we do that?

01:17:03Let's all be quiet

01:17:04And let's keep the peace.

01:17:06Do you want me to turn on the television?

01:17:08They're going to talk about economics

01:17:08and we can laugh.

01:17:10We could die laughing

01:17:11because the country is going to hell.

01:17:12But come on,

01:17:12For now, I'm more interested

01:17:14what's happening here.

01:17:14I'm worried.

01:17:15Do you understand?

01:17:16No, no, no, no.

01:17:17Now that we're down to business

01:17:18Let's sing straight up.

01:17:19What we intended

01:17:20was to prevent this stallion

01:17:22sleep with you.

01:17:24What, friend?

01:17:24Flour?

01:17:25Yeah.

01:17:25What's he going to see

01:17:26What's wrong with cryptifying your horns?

01:17:27Oh, if you only knew!

01:17:30That's what I would like,

01:17:31to know something.

01:17:32Sleep with me.

01:17:33Oh, let my neck rumble!

01:17:35Who came up with that idea?

01:17:36To your husband.

01:17:37That's a lie!

01:17:38Oh no!

01:17:39Oh no, it's ripped!

01:17:41The Spanish bench through the groin!

01:17:42If you hit Carlos again

01:17:44That's how I pull out your hair.

01:17:45Three wrong!

01:17:47Don't even think about mistreating him

01:17:48in this way to my husband.

01:17:50What a pleasure to have

01:17:51protected by the wife.

01:17:52I believe that here

01:17:53Yes, we have to leave

01:17:54because you can escape

01:17:55a slap

01:17:55and take it myself

01:17:56without eating or drinking it.

01:17:57What have they said?

01:17:58These abnormal ones?

01:17:59Tell me the truth, Amancio.

01:18:00No, I'm just talking

01:18:01in the presence of my lawyer.

01:18:03I, if you promise

01:18:05don't hit me anymore,

01:18:06I'm telling you.

01:18:07Fiance.

01:18:07I promise too, yes.

01:18:09Amancio has brought you here

01:18:10with the sound idea

01:18:10that stupid

01:18:11slept with you

01:18:12and you get pregnant.

01:18:13It's not possible.

01:18:15How awful!

01:18:15Well, just an earthquake

01:18:17strong

01:18:17I could fix this.

01:18:19No, man.

01:18:20because they would win Oscars

01:18:20horns on everyone

01:18:21And since there are so many bastards here

01:18:22well this horn of mine

01:18:23This one's yours

01:18:23and that it was a hassle to divide it.

01:18:24And why did I want to have

01:18:25one of my sons

01:18:26This bald guy?

01:18:27They collect them.

01:18:28But that's outrageous.

01:18:30a monstrosity.

01:18:31Furthermore, it goes against nature.

01:18:33Because?

01:18:33That's it, that's it, why?

01:18:35Because Lorenzo

01:18:36He's your son, damn it.

01:18:37Ah, yes, I know.

01:18:39The water jug

01:18:39He's my son!

01:18:40Mother,

01:18:41No grand narratives, huh?

01:18:43Amancio is your father.

01:18:44I should know.

01:18:45But, but, but,

01:18:46But if not,

01:18:47if that's not possible.

01:18:49If I'm dealing with the paperwork...

01:18:50Explain it to him, okay?

01:18:50Ah, of course.

01:18:51You don't know

01:18:52That's what mumps is, right?

01:18:53That?

01:18:53Well, they're like a species

01:18:54of kokotxas

01:18:55that appear up here

01:18:56and they swell up.

01:18:58Oh, and I wanted to tell you

01:18:59that with mumps

01:18:59Yes, you can have children.

01:19:01As?

01:19:01So, you scoundrels,

01:19:02Shitty people like this,

01:19:03But they can be had.

01:19:04And having testicles

01:19:05one bigger than the other...

01:19:06Look, shut up, Andrés, shut up.

01:19:08But okay, let's see,

01:19:09What did you say?

01:19:10second-rate?

01:19:10That's it, that's it, come on.

01:19:11You don't remember anymore.

01:19:12It was the same summer

01:19:13that I entered this house.

01:19:15You tricked me

01:19:15and I fell into the haystack.

01:19:18Hey?

01:19:19With the bald guy

01:19:20you have the pleasure

01:19:21crazy, mother.

01:19:23In the hayloft?

01:19:24That I have been

01:19:25in the hayloft.

01:19:26I don't remember,

01:19:26the truth.

01:19:27And I had

01:19:28your child.

01:19:29This.

01:19:31Papuchi,

01:19:32daddy,

01:19:33my dear daddy.

01:19:35Into my arms.

01:19:36Not you,

01:19:36than mine

01:19:37He's the bald one.

01:19:38Here it is,

01:19:39yes, yes,

01:19:39let's hear,

01:19:40Yes, we're going to hear.

01:19:41But you intend

01:19:42that I swallowed

01:19:42This story,

01:19:43You won't think

01:19:44that I will accept

01:19:44Such a situation?

01:19:45Clear!

01:19:46You said,

01:19:47The man is rich,

01:19:49I'll put this one on

01:19:49this meatball

01:19:51so that he will give her his fortune

01:19:52and the actions

01:19:53from grandfather.

01:19:54There, of course.

01:19:55Well no.

01:19:56Of course not.

01:19:58One moment,

01:19:59one moment

01:20:00that I'm going to meditate.

01:20:01Where is he going?

01:20:01To meditate.

01:20:02Will it take long?

01:20:04That's what she says.

01:20:04The shares

01:20:05from grandfather.

01:20:07So I

01:20:08trying to have

01:20:09a son

01:20:10so that he gives it to her

01:20:11the actions

01:20:11from my company

01:20:12And I've already done it.

01:20:14My dearest son!

01:20:16Pichiquenido!

01:20:17My son!

01:20:18Mother, you're already in rhythm!

01:20:19I think I'm going to cry!

01:20:21One moment.

01:20:22One moment.

01:20:23No, no, no.

01:20:23It is not possible

01:20:24having paper,

01:20:25Let's see,

01:20:25about the witness

01:20:26or what is important.

01:20:26No!

01:20:27How do you show us?

01:20:28that fool

01:20:29Is he your son?

01:20:29I don't have

01:20:30We have nothing to prove to you!

01:20:31Ole, my father!

01:20:32Segundina says

01:20:33which it is.

01:20:34I accept it,

01:20:35I admit it

01:20:36and automatically

01:20:38enters into possession

01:20:39of 51%

01:20:41of the shares

01:20:42of the company

01:20:43that I control.

01:20:45No no.

01:20:46You're doing badly, buddy.

01:20:47Tell me, daughter!

01:20:48I am of legal age.

01:20:49Of course, handsome!

01:20:50And that means

01:20:52that I am of legal age,

01:20:5351%

01:20:54of the shares

01:20:55They're mine.

01:20:56Of course, baby!

01:20:56And the one who controls

01:20:57the company

01:20:58It's the cool one.

01:21:00And the one who names

01:21:01to the president

01:21:01of the council

01:21:02administration

01:21:03also

01:21:04It's the cool one.

01:21:05You!

01:21:06The mother

01:21:07Holy shit!

01:21:08Yes, Mr. President.

01:21:10Your orders

01:21:10will be fulfilled.

01:21:11Her talents

01:21:12command

01:21:12gives the moral

01:21:13to the company,

01:21:13Mr. President.

01:21:15Less ball

01:21:15And get to work, you pen-pusher.

01:21:18And you already know that,

01:21:19I want the Mercedes

01:21:20latest model,

01:21:21cherry color

01:21:21and with white stripes.

01:21:23Ah,

01:21:24and the biggest ship

01:21:25that there is on the Costa del Sol

01:21:26for racing.

01:21:28Regattas.

01:21:29Damn!

01:21:31Who am I?

01:21:33His Excellency

01:21:34Mr. President

01:21:34of the council

01:21:35administration.

01:21:36Aha!

01:21:37Well, races.

01:21:40And now

01:21:40Thank you for replying

01:21:41suspended from employment

01:21:42and both of us get paid.

01:21:43But I haven't said anything,

01:21:44Mr. President.

01:21:46It doesn't matter,

01:21:47It's with your horn.

01:21:48Out with them!

01:21:49lazy bums!

01:21:50Get to work, you sausages!

01:21:53Ah,

01:21:53and be careful

01:21:54with their heads

01:21:55upon leaving.

01:21:56Ah,

01:21:57and you

01:21:57Notify the concierge.

01:21:59I have to tell him

01:21:59a couple of things.

01:22:00Come on,

01:22:01Come on!

01:22:04I'm going to have

01:22:05what to bring

01:22:05the monk's habit

01:22:06because there's a lot of work to be done here.

01:22:10Did you call me?

01:22:11my little son?

01:22:12I had called him,

01:22:13Mr. Janitor.

01:22:14Hey?

01:22:15What's that

01:22:15of not taking off his hat

01:22:16when I pass

01:22:17with my convertible?

01:22:17Yes of course.

01:22:18Man,

01:22:19after all

01:22:20I am your father.

01:22:22Every year

01:22:22that my mother

01:22:22and I have been

01:22:23abandoned

01:22:24you'll be there

01:22:25as a janitor.

01:22:26Man,

01:22:26I don't think so

01:22:27that it is correct.

01:22:27Don't cry for me,

01:22:28Don't cry for me

01:22:29like every day

01:22:29I'm going to get angry,

01:22:30Hey?

01:22:31Long!

01:22:31Come here.

01:22:35And you already know that,

01:22:36when I passed

01:22:37You take off your hat

01:22:39because it happens

01:22:40Mr. President.

01:22:44What a mess!

01:22:45The baby made me!

01:22:46Lorenzo!

01:22:59Lorenzo!

01:23:04Lorenzo!

01:23:05Lorenzo!

01:23:07Lorenzo!

01:23:09Lorenzo!

01:23:10Lorenzo!

01:23:11Lorenzo!

01:23:12Lorenzo!

01:23:13Lorenzo!

01:23:14Lorenzo!

01:23:15Lorenzo!

01:23:16Thanks for watching the video!

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