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00:05:11et nous n'avons pas encore rien à dire.
00:05:13Personne n'a dit qu'il serait facile.
00:05:15J'espère qu'un espace de l'espace dans notre backyard ?
00:05:17J'espère qu'à tout le temps.
00:05:20C'est un peu difficile, Jake.
00:05:22C'est bien que nous avons l'honneur pour le place,
00:05:24mais ma carte carte est finie pour divorce.
00:05:26Nous devons avoir besoin d'un livre pour survivre.
00:05:28C'était le plan, non ?
00:05:29C'était le plan, mais c'était notre rêve.
00:05:32C'est ce qui nous donne ?
00:05:33Tout le monde je connais.
00:05:34Non ?
00:05:36Look...
00:05:39This is the hottest UFO area around,
00:05:43and the only way that we're gonna find something big enough to write about is to stay.
00:05:47All right ?
00:05:49All right ?
00:05:52Apply for another credit card.
00:06:00Goofers, lights in the sky, gets us high.
00:06:11Your name.
00:06:16Just sign your name.
00:06:24What's my name again ?
00:06:25Funny.
00:06:26No, really.
00:06:27Clueless.
00:06:32Okay, okay.
00:06:46You can keep the pen.
00:06:49Just remember, it takes 12 hours for that cement to set.
00:06:53No pointing until then.
00:07:05Great.
00:07:05That didn't take long.
00:07:07Well, how could you miss it ?
00:07:08What do you say, right ?
00:07:10That's not your normal face.
00:07:12What's going on ?
00:07:13He hasn't signed the escrow papers.
00:07:16What ?
00:07:16I was gonna tell you.
00:07:17It's cool.
00:07:17People around here are just a little slow.
00:07:19That's all.
00:07:20He'd better sign, Jake.
00:07:21I just maxed out another credit card, and that cement is drying.
00:07:24It's cool.
00:07:25We're not going anywhere.
00:07:29You better make him sign.
00:07:38Do I have to ask ?
00:07:40It's a satellite dish for tracking UFOs.
00:07:44Pretty exciting, huh ?
00:07:45It's a truckload of cement there, son.
00:07:47What are you doing to my land ?
00:07:48Take it easy, Bo.
00:07:49Remember we agreed ?
00:07:50You were to sign the papers, then the dish was to be installed.
00:07:54You just messed up there.
00:07:55Oh, I messed up ?
00:07:56Are you getting huffy now, son ?
00:07:58You know, people up here don't like that smog mouth talk.
00:08:00You may think that we ain't in .
00:08:03You may think that we're un into .
00:08:04We're not .
00:08:05You might think that we're dumb as a box of hammers,
00:08:08but let me tell you something.
00:08:09We know the law, and the law says that I own that thing now.
00:08:13Hey, wait a minute.
00:08:14Bo.
00:08:16What's next ?
00:08:17A launch pad ?
00:08:34What happened ?
00:08:36Nothing.
00:08:37He's good.
00:08:38Let's go load the software.
00:08:49Sue him.
00:08:50Isn't that what you people do from LA ?
00:08:52Sue him ?
00:08:53Can't you just make him sign ?
00:08:55I can't make him do anything.
00:08:57It was a verbal agreement.
00:09:00Alright, how much did you put down on the place ?
00:09:03That much ?
00:09:05The deal was that he would rent the place to us for six months,
00:09:07and then he'd sell.
00:09:08You have to do something.
00:09:09Damn, cowboy.
00:09:11Let's not get huffy with me, son.
00:09:12People around here don't care much for that smog mouth.
00:09:15Smog ?
00:09:16Alright, well we've got other places for this goofies.
00:09:19Goofers.
00:09:20Global Unidentified Flying Objects Research and Services.
00:09:24We study UFOs.
00:09:26You are from LA.
00:09:30Miss Talbert.
00:09:33Did you ever have a dream ?
00:09:35Oh honey, you are so young.
00:09:37Am I the only one on this planet with a dream ?
00:09:40How long are the papers good for ?
00:09:42Just over two weeks.
00:09:45Thanks.
00:09:47They took my right eye out of my head.
00:09:50I could actually see the back of my eyeball with cords or veins or something.
00:09:55They put a camera in my eye.
00:09:58They said it was so they could monitor me and everything I see.
00:10:05They can see you now.
00:10:20Hey.
00:10:21The usual ?
00:10:22The usual ?
00:10:23Unless there's something new I don't know about.
00:10:25Not since yesterday.
00:10:26Wow.
00:10:27Has it been that long ?
00:10:36Once again, you wait for the food over there.
00:10:40Once again, my truck is right out here.
00:10:47You should really see the inside.
00:10:49Why ?
00:10:50I've seen enough already.
00:11:00Hey, space boy.
00:11:01Catch any UFOs ?
00:11:02Not yet, but I've spotted a few aliens.
00:11:04Look at you dumbass Hicksie, those things.
00:11:07Who saw a UFO, Todd ?
00:11:08I saw light in the sky, alright ?
00:11:10It's not like I was abducted.
00:11:13I'll put in a good word for you.
00:11:14I don't care what you do down there in Smogville,
00:11:16but when you come in here four times a week,
00:11:18just make sure it's for the food.
00:11:21Isn't that obvious ?
00:11:27Make sure that's Earth money.
00:11:46I saw lights in the sky once.
00:11:48Real pretty ones, too.
00:11:50What do you think that was ?
00:11:54A reflection.
00:12:12Wow, PL.
00:12:14Suddenly interested in something from the other side.
00:12:19Checking out his truck or his butt ?
00:12:25Nice truck.
00:12:36Jake !
00:12:37Hey !
00:12:37How's the Burger Queen doing ?
00:12:39What's her name again ?
00:12:40Peggy Lynn.
00:12:42Lucky for me she wears a name tag.
00:12:43Since when have you needed a name tag ?
00:12:46I know their names.
00:12:48At least they're first.
00:12:51You know I don't even know her name tag.
00:12:51Je ne sais pas pourquoi je n'aime pas cette fille, c'est trop sweet.
00:12:57Opposites.
00:12:58C'est bon.
00:12:59Vous avez tous l'air ?
00:13:01Non.
00:13:03Ce n'est-ce qu'on va faire, Jake ?
00:13:07Prove l'existence d'alien et eat lunch.
00:13:12Qu'est-ce qu'on ?
00:13:13Tout ce qu'on dit ?
00:13:15Qui ?
00:13:15C'est-ce qu'on va être une anomalie.
00:13:17Quoi ?
00:13:17Qu'est-ce qu'on ?
00:13:18C'est-ce qu'on ?
00:13:19Je suis en train de faire, je vois, tout ce qu'on dit.
00:13:23Tout ce qu'on dit, c'est la location.
00:13:25C'est même un blimp sur Green Tree.
00:13:27Elle vivait sur Green Tree.
00:13:28Download it.
00:13:29C'est pourquoi nous sommes ici, right ?
00:13:31Je pense que Sidney Marshall n'a jamais ruled anyone out.
00:13:34C'est-ce qu'il y a 15 livres ?
00:13:36Elle a commencé à notre âge.
00:13:38Nous devons nous faire tout notre recherche,
00:13:40including la Roof Lady.
00:13:42Nous ne devons pas être vendre de postcards et alien dolls.
00:13:46Les fake photos seuls pretty well.
00:13:49Je pensais qu'on a tous les faits.
00:13:52Non fakes, non hoaxes.
00:13:54Stuff comme ça va nous faire de nos reputations.
00:13:57C'est-ce qu'on est-ce qu'on est-ce qu'on est-ce qu'on est-ce qu
00:13:59'on est-ce qu'on est-ce qu'on est-ce qu'on est-ce qu'on est-ce qu
00:14:02'on est-ce qu'on est ?
00:14:15Je suis le côté- risky.
00:14:26Hé, Bo !
00:14:28Bo, you're on here ?
00:14:43C'est parti.
00:15:06Wow, no seatbelts. Smoking was okay. What a piece of...
00:15:18Bo! Bo!
00:15:20The sign says private property.
00:15:22There's no sign, Bo. You say that every time.
00:15:25And there's nothing to talk about. I got nothing to say to you.
00:15:28Okay, we can't afford it. I got another offer for you.
00:15:30Oh, another offer.
00:15:32English, Bo. English.
00:15:34It's those FOU things. I didn't know that was going on over there.
00:15:37We got enough trouble without a bunch of dizzies driving around here looking for them things.
00:15:41What do you suppose we're going to have next up here? A theme park?
00:15:44Okay, wait a minute. You're telling me this whole time you've lived here, you've never seen anything strange?
00:15:51Yeah, dizzies like you creating problems. That's what I've seen strange.
00:15:56Ah, I tell you what. 30 days and then out, I got another buyer. How's my English now, cupcake?
00:16:04Bo, you can't do that. We had a deal, Bo. You can't do that. Bo!
00:16:13And it's UFOs, you wrinkled jackass. I heard that. We don't like that smog mouth talk up here.
00:16:45I do feel free that I was abducted to a war with an alien ship.
00:16:49And I was alone in the interior of a severe, like possibly a fulfillment type situation.
00:16:55I was alone in crime strapped to a bed. And I was back down in the parade again in Oakland
00:17:02City on Main Street.
00:17:03And my mother points out the words, look, there's John Wayne on a horse.
00:17:22What in mother soup do we have here?
00:17:31Aliens!
00:17:41Hey! Get out of here!
00:17:58I've seen him! I tell you, I've seen him!
00:18:00Boy, put that down! Put that down!
00:18:02Oh, yeah. Oh, I've seen him! I've seen him! Oh my God!
00:18:05What?
00:18:05It was something else. Big gray eyes, big gray cold eyes.
00:18:09Calm down, calm down. What happened?
00:18:12You did this! You did this!
00:18:16Did what?
00:18:17No! You get me to believe in these things trying to get me to sell my property. You did this!
00:18:21You saw a UFO, didn't you?
00:18:23I saw something and I saw it right there!
00:18:26Oh my God! Big gray eyes come right out of the night sky.
00:18:29Oh man!
00:18:30Oh my God!
00:18:31This is great!
00:18:32Oh crap! Now I'm one of those crazies believing in these things!
00:18:36Hey, you gotta tell me everything from the beginning, okay?
00:18:40Oh! Oh no!
00:18:42Hey, Riley! Yeah, get Hollister! Get over to Huberties!
00:18:46We're not gonna believe this!
00:18:47Oh my God! What am I gonna do?
00:18:49They come right out of the night sky and mind my business!
00:18:56Hey! Hey, we better get out of here!
00:18:59Why?
00:18:59Why? Because they're still out there! That's why!
00:19:02Who?
00:19:03Oh, for crying out loud!
00:19:05Bo!
00:19:05Who's out there?
00:19:07Bo!
00:19:10Bo!
00:19:28I just saw a boat fly by!
00:19:29What?
00:19:30Damn!
00:19:31It's a landing site!
00:19:33It's a landing site!
00:19:35How is this possible?
00:19:37It's where a UFO landed! What do you mean, how is it possible?
00:19:41No, how is it possible it landed here?
00:19:43Outside of Huberties' window?
00:19:46It does seem weird, Jake.
00:19:51And how is it that you're here, Jake?
00:19:54Did Bo call you?
00:19:55No, I couldn't sleep, so I drove over here to talk to him about the papers again,
00:19:59and I found him outside going nuts!
00:20:02Okay, look, it's probably a hoax, so let's just check it out. It's why we're here, right?
00:20:08Yup.
00:20:10Well, let's collect some dirt samples to debunk this thing.
00:20:13Well, the whole town thinks that we did it.
00:20:23Guys, what if this isn't a hoax?
00:20:37Guys, I am getting a reading.
00:20:40Could be a radiation plant buried somewhere. We heard about those.
00:20:46You boys seen any aliens running around out here?
00:20:49This is Bozo's place, right?
00:20:53What?
00:20:54What?
00:20:54Who?
00:20:56Bozo.
00:20:58Bozo Hubertie.
00:20:59You shouldn't laugh at a man's name, just shows you're intolerant.
00:21:03So cut the crap, smogheads.
00:21:05Sorry.
00:21:06Bozo's been running around town getting everyone all riled up about some spacecraft landing out here.
00:21:11And two of them on the loose.
00:21:13Wait, what's on the loose?
00:21:15Aliens.
00:21:17Aliens?
00:21:18What are you talking about?
00:21:19You got a radio?
00:21:24I'm telling you, they're loose. They're running around loose.
00:21:27I love this story, folks.
00:21:29Once again, we've got our own Bo Hubertie with us, who swears he wasn't drinking.
00:21:33Tell us again what you saw.
00:21:35First, there were these lights.
00:21:39Like an electrical store.
00:21:41What the?
00:21:41Then I saw this saucer thing.
00:21:44Holy mother!
00:21:45I screamed.
00:21:46Alien!
00:21:47Did you think about doing something sensible, like calling 9-1-1?
00:21:52I grabbed my shotgun, that's sensible.
00:21:54Well then what happened?
00:21:55That's when I saw them.
00:21:57And I yelled,
00:21:58Hey! Get out of here!
00:21:59They just stood there, staring at me.
00:22:02So I lifted my shotgun and I fired them.
00:22:04Did you get them?
00:22:04No.
00:22:05They bolted toward the road.
00:22:07They never made it into the craft.
00:22:08I know that.
00:22:09But that spaceship sure high-tailed out of there.
00:22:12And the two aliens.
00:22:13Those suckers are loose, I tell you.
00:22:15They're loose out there.
00:22:16Well, there you have it, desert rats.
00:22:18Aliens on the loose.
00:22:19That is what you're saying, right Bo?
00:22:22I'm not only saying it, I'm saying it.
00:22:24Well tell us one more time.
00:22:28He saw something, Jake.
00:22:30If you boys find anything, let me know.
00:22:33Silly as it sounds, I gotta check everything out.
00:22:36Yes, sir.
00:22:38Bo's nuts.
00:22:40Bo's nuts!
00:22:41Maybe there's some to this.
00:22:43Aliens left behind?
00:22:44I believe him.
00:22:45What?
00:22:45Didn't you hear him, Jake?
00:22:46He's credible.
00:22:47Besides, this is the most evidence we have ever seen.
00:22:51We've got a landing site, a witness correction, a hostile witness.
00:22:57I mean, this has got to be real.
00:22:58Slow down.
00:23:00This is crazy.
00:23:02Maybe it isn't so crazy.
00:23:04Maybe Bo will sign those papers now.
00:23:08Yeah, maybe he would.
00:23:10How convenient.
00:23:13What's going on here, Jake?
00:23:14Come on, he wouldn't do all this for that, Holly.
00:23:17I'll tell you what.
00:23:18Let's prove this for what it is, probably a hoax, and move on.
00:23:25If this is real, Jake, this could be bigger than Roswell.
00:23:33I want what I want.
00:23:34And if I want an alien, I'm gonna get an alien.
00:23:37I want it purple, and I want it just a little shorter than me.
00:23:40It would love me.
00:23:41I mean, who else wouldn't?
00:23:43I want one, okay?
00:23:49No, it wasn't, Riley.
00:23:51Yes, it was.
00:23:51I told you what it was.
00:23:52And you're wrong.
00:23:53It was two people going at it.
00:23:55Hey, hey, hey, gentlemen.
00:23:57Holly and I were on our way back from L.A., and there was a car ahead of us had
00:24:00two people in the backseat.
00:24:01They were going at it, Jake.
00:24:03It wasn't two people.
00:24:04It was definitely two people.
00:24:05What was it?
00:24:06Some balloons loose in the backseat.
00:24:08Riley saw a blue dude and a red ball chick.
00:24:10All right, all right.
00:24:11If I would have been there, I might have seen something different.
00:24:14People see what they want to see.
00:24:16It just goes to show how crazy this business is.
00:24:19You got a dirty mind.
00:24:20Yeah, well, you like balloons.
00:24:22Well, maybe I do.
00:24:30Hi.
00:24:31Cool.
00:24:32You're interested in aliens.
00:24:33Not so far.
00:24:35Ah.
00:24:36Being from L.A., I get it.
00:24:38You guys know Vicky?
00:24:40Are they aliens?
00:24:46Wow.
00:24:48Two Asians in the desert.
00:24:50Where are the odds?
00:24:52You are Asian, right?
00:24:55Piel, what am I doing here?
00:24:57Anyways, haven't you guys grown up?
00:24:59I'm an actor, too.
00:25:00I've done theater.
00:25:03What'd you play?
00:25:04A dead guy.
00:25:06Can you do it now?
00:25:08Uh, okay.
00:25:12Okay, I was just joking, you idiot.
00:25:15Um, anyway, everyone in town is talking about that landing at Huberty's.
00:25:20Do you want to go see it?
00:25:21Where it landed?
00:25:22It'll only take a few minutes, I could drop you guys back off.
00:25:25Do you want to go, Vicky?
00:25:27Okay, if a spaceship did land around here, I'd pack with losers and send it back.
00:25:33You're a loser.
00:25:48Hey, where's those papers?
00:25:49What papers?
00:25:50You want to buy this place, don't you?
00:25:52Oh, yeah.
00:25:52I'll get them.
00:25:56Whoa!
00:25:57That's them!
00:25:58They're dolls, though.
00:26:02Say, how do those things multiply?
00:26:04Ooh!
00:26:20The aliens are still out there.
00:26:23You know that.
00:26:25They're running loose.
00:26:26You wear a wig.
00:26:29That's no wig.
00:26:31It's my hair.
00:26:44Take care of this.
00:26:49You ready?
00:26:51It's okay.
00:26:53Come on.
00:26:54Bye.
00:27:08Oh, a gentleman.
00:27:10Thank you.
00:27:10No.
00:27:11Oh, no, no, no.
00:27:11I just didn't want your nails scratching the paint.
00:27:17Let's get into this.
00:27:25This is what we're gonna do, I'm doing it.
00:27:27This is what we're gonna do.
00:27:28And, you know who's gonna do this.
00:27:31Yeah, I need an exam.
00:27:34And then, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:27:35I need a mask for this.
00:27:36I need a mask for this.
00:27:41We're going to be just a mask.
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00:28:12Are you sure?
00:28:14Well, I wouldn't worry. I'm sure the aliens are just as scared of us.
00:28:19Where would they go? I mean, it's kind of scary with two loose aliens running around. That's never happened before,
00:28:25has it?
00:28:26They found three in Roswell.
00:28:27Roswell?
00:28:28Yeah.
00:28:30Roswell, New Mexico. Alien crash in 47? They found two dead ones and one live one, supposedly.
00:28:36Yeah, government cover-up and all that.
00:28:41I figure these lines are, uh, the landing gear impressions.
00:28:49Couldn't someone have just created this?
00:28:52Possibly.
00:28:54Wow. If this turns out to be real, you discovered it.
00:29:01Yeah. That's true.
00:29:05That is true.
00:29:15A find like this would be... incredible.
00:29:25Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. I don't want to be late.
00:29:33Yeah, right.
00:29:40Incredible.
00:29:52Thanks for showing me the site.
00:29:54I'm not doing anything on Saturday.
00:29:57Saturday?
00:29:58We could do something.
00:30:06Uh, yeah, great would be cool.
00:30:09Do the girls in L.A. always say that?
00:30:12Pretty much.
00:30:14You're not used to being turned down, are you?
00:30:17Is that what this is?
00:30:19I do like one thing about you.
00:30:23Oh, here comes Todd.
00:30:25I gotta go.
00:30:28Todd.
00:30:29I even hate his name.
00:30:32You and him?
00:30:33No.
00:30:35Just him.
00:30:45You know, I grew up in a small town.
00:30:49You did?
00:30:51And?
00:30:53I escaped.
00:30:55Looks like you're back.
00:31:01Do you like music?
00:31:02Raves are cool.
00:31:04Oh, I've never heard of the raves.
00:31:07Hey, don't leave me hanging.
00:31:10What I like about you?
00:31:12You follow your dream, Jake.
00:31:15As weird as it is.
00:31:17I'm not late, Todd.
00:31:22Hey, lover boy.
00:31:23Next time, use your space phone and call me.
00:31:25I'll come pick her up.
00:31:27You got it?
00:31:27Todd, where'd you even get that name?
00:31:29Get ready to sell your wacko shop, too.
00:31:31What?
00:31:31That whole deal was a mistake.
00:31:33And you're a mistake.
00:31:35Hey!
00:31:36Lay off the truck.
00:31:37And keep walking, diner boy.
00:31:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:48I definitely will.
00:31:49Yeah, I will.
00:31:51Uh-huh.
00:31:53How'd the turbo?
00:31:54Okay.
00:31:55Question.
00:31:56Guys.
00:31:56Hold on a minute.
00:31:57This is important.
00:31:58You guys think I'm, like, too L.A.?
00:32:01Like, a bit too into myself?
00:32:03I mean, I can't change this.
00:32:06Guys.
00:32:07What?
00:32:08Tours.
00:32:09Tours?
00:32:10What tours?
00:32:11I just got four calls asking about tours at Huberties.
00:32:14So?
00:32:15They're asking how much.
00:32:17They're asking how much?
00:32:19Mm-hmm.
00:32:20Forget it.
00:32:21We're investigators, not tour guides.
00:32:23This could really help us out, Jake.
00:32:25It would get our name out there.
00:32:27Maybe we do some interviews, articles, publicity for our book.
00:32:34If we don't do the tours, someone else will.
00:32:42Tours at Huberties, huh?
00:32:45Maybe this is how it all starts.
00:32:49Goofers.
00:32:51We're going to need group discounts.
00:32:54Do you have a hammer?
00:32:55Nope.
00:33:01No.
00:33:01No.
00:33:02No.
00:33:03No.
00:33:03No.
00:33:05No.
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00:36:19Very good, very good, good, good, good, oh, I'm the alien, alright, elbows in, against
00:36:30your body, keep those cameras steady, especially those of you with cell phones, they're light
00:36:35and blur easily.
00:36:36How do we know that crop circle ain't a hoax?
00:36:39That's a bird circle, you idiot.
00:36:41By the evidence.
00:36:45You're Sidney Marshall, guys, Sidney Marshall, ladies and gentlemen, the most famous UFO
00:36:50researcher ever, I am honored, big fan.
00:36:56What do you make of all this?
00:36:58I find the rotating lights interesting.
00:37:01From the spaceship?
00:37:03Possibly, or possibly something else, like Japanese lanterns maybe?
00:37:08They're lightweight wooden frames, covered with fabric, when filled with a fuel source,
00:37:13they rise.
00:37:14When a dozen or so are strung together, circling above your heads.
00:37:17You'll see a circle of dots.
00:37:19No, a spacecraft.
00:37:21And he brings us in the rest.
00:37:23Exactly.
00:37:30No, what are you guys doing?
00:37:32I want my roll of quarters back.
00:37:35Well, thanks for coming.
00:37:37This is a hoax.
00:37:38I'm going to bury him in that crop circle.
00:37:40That's a bird circle, you idiot.
00:37:42It's all your friends.
00:37:52You mentioned fulvic acid.
00:37:54What were the levels?
00:37:56Twice the normal level.
00:37:59Radiation?
00:38:00Off the scale.
00:38:02More interesting.
00:38:06And we have a credible witness.
00:38:09That's true.
00:38:10And because of all this, your witness, who happens to be your landlord, suddenly had this
00:38:16miraculous conversion, which luckily for you boys was just in time to settle some kind
00:38:22of dispute, was it not?
00:38:30You boys planning a book?
00:38:33Yeah.
00:38:33Yes, sir.
00:38:34Then I suggest you rule out all possibilities of a hoax.
00:38:37of course.
00:38:39Something did land here.
00:38:42Then just submit to a polygraph.
00:38:44clear up that little part of the investigation.
00:38:47No problem.
00:38:53If you all pass, I think you have a bestseller on your hands with an endorsement from me.
00:38:59Oh.
00:39:00But if you fail, I'll tear you guys apart.
00:39:05Nothing worse than a bunch of hoaxsters wasting my time.
00:39:10Great tour, by the way.
00:39:11then I'll be in touch.
00:39:14I'll be in touch.
00:39:36I'll be in touch.
00:39:40thinking about this.
00:39:45I'll be in touch.
00:39:46I'll be in touch.
00:39:49by the way.
00:39:50I'll be in touch.
00:39:52I'll be in touch.
00:39:53I'll be in touch.
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00:41:33Hey, what are you doing?
00:41:36Shhh!
00:41:37I'm searching for a communication pattern.
00:41:40To the aliens?
00:41:42Cool!
00:41:43Get anything yet?
00:41:45No, the Earth's rotation is getting in the way again.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:51Why won't they communicate with us?
00:41:53I love aliens!
00:41:56You do?
00:41:57Maybe I can help.
00:41:59How?
00:42:01I actually don't really like talking about it really, but I'm half alien.
00:42:08Like from Mexico?
00:42:10No.
00:42:11Like from another planet.
00:42:13See, I'm what they call a hybrid.
00:42:15I figure I'm 36% alien?
00:42:20Approximately.
00:42:22And the rest?
00:42:26Human.
00:42:27The rest human.
00:42:29You're part alien?
00:42:31So you know how to communicate with them?
00:42:33Does this impress you?
00:42:34Come on!
00:42:34This is cool.
00:42:36Communicating with aliens?
00:42:38No.
00:42:38Impressing a girl.
00:42:53Hi.
00:42:54Hello.
00:42:56We're gonna have so much fun!
00:42:58Okay, cool.
00:43:00I brought my record player.
00:43:04Great!
00:43:11Did you just get off work?
00:43:14No.
00:43:15Am I taking you to work?
00:43:18No.
00:43:20Why?
00:43:21No reason.
00:43:34Thanks for dinner.
00:43:38I just love this old music.
00:43:39Don't you?
00:43:42Come out, silly.
00:43:51How do you stand it out here?
00:43:53What do you mean?
00:43:58This wasteland.
00:43:59Like, wouldn't you want things to get a little wild and crazy once in a while?
00:44:02Wild and crazy?
00:44:04Yes!
00:44:12You know, party.
00:44:14Let loose.
00:44:14Go nuts.
00:44:15We are having a party.
00:44:19Listen.
00:44:20The wild and crazy thing...
00:44:23It's just not me.
00:44:25I like the way things were.
00:44:28People were nice.
00:44:30Polite.
00:44:32Not so into themselves.
00:44:35I guess I'm like that song...
00:44:37Born too late.
00:44:39You ever hear it?
00:44:40By the ponytails?
00:44:42By the ponytails?
00:44:44No.
00:44:46No.
00:44:53You're joking.
00:44:55Old hands.
00:44:57Why not?
00:45:08You know, maybe it isn't too late.
00:45:09Oh my God, why was it my fate?
00:45:14Oh my baby.
00:45:16To be born too late.
00:45:17You know, maybe it isn't too late.
01:07:52Just get a couple of shots off with your cell phone and toss it to us before you go.
01:07:59Thanks.
01:08:00I guess nobody's gonna miss me.
01:08:06What time is it?
01:08:097.30.
01:08:11I thought this was the desert.
01:08:12My butt's all wet.
01:08:16Shouldn't we be closer?
01:08:18Yeah, we probably should.
01:08:20Hey!
01:08:22Come on, Jake.
01:08:24Okay, but not too close. I don't want to get shot at again.
01:08:31What'd I say?
01:08:34Welcome back, Jake.
01:08:40Oh, no.
01:08:43Wow.
01:08:50You did this, Jake?
01:09:00I can't believe it.
01:09:02It happened to me.
01:09:04I freaking knew it.
01:09:07It wasn't supposed to go this far.
01:09:12Damn it!
01:09:15I figured you guys would peg it for a hoax in minutes.
01:09:19I was just trying to save the place.
01:09:22What about the dish moving? The coat on the keyboard?
01:09:27Maybe Marshall was tampering with it, or maybe it was a cat.
01:09:32Maybe it was a cat, Jake?
01:09:35Maybe it was a cat?
01:09:36Cat, Jake?
01:09:37I think I trusted you, Jake.
01:09:39Stop.
01:09:40Stop.
01:09:41Watch the gear.
01:09:42Watch the gear.
01:09:43Stop.
01:09:44Okay, stop.
01:09:45Stop.
01:09:45Stop.
01:09:47Stop.
01:09:47Stop.
01:09:48Whatever.
01:09:49Whoa.
01:09:54You did create that hoax, right Jake?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:59Did you create this one?
01:10:04No.
01:10:17No.
01:10:18No.
01:10:19No.
01:10:22No.
01:10:23No.
01:10:44I saw Rita's baby.
01:10:48She was right.
01:10:50Was ugly.
01:10:51Are you guys getting anything yet?
01:10:53It'll come to you.
01:10:54First Jake's hoax, and now we were abducted?
01:10:57That's how we got back from puberty's.
01:11:00Jake, where's your truck?
01:11:02What?
01:11:03Call the police!
01:11:06Where's my truck?
01:11:07It's at Bo's, where we left it.
01:11:09They brought us here.
01:11:11I'm going back to bed.
01:11:11No! Listen!
01:11:13Maybe Bo blabbering all over the airwaves and me dancing around somehow got their interest.
01:11:18I don't know.
01:11:19I'm just guessing.
01:11:20I'm sane, guys.
01:11:22Half alien, but sane.
01:11:24Okay?
01:11:24And Jake, I understand the hoax.
01:11:26You got caught up in it.
01:11:27We all did.
01:11:28But this is real.
01:11:29How else would we-
01:11:30We left it there.
01:11:31Okay?
01:11:32Maybe we walked.
01:11:33Maybe we got freaked out about something.
01:11:35But we came back and went to sleep.
01:11:37Just like we always do.
01:11:38We experienced a loss of time.
01:11:41Riley, is this some unconscious attempt to keep us here?
01:11:44I mean, it's over.
01:11:46The only thing left for us to do now is to sell noodles for Todd.
01:11:49You're giving up.
01:11:52We're giving up.
01:11:56We're giving up.
01:11:57How did we get here?
01:12:19This bird is used.
01:12:21The best I can do is 60% of the purchase price.
01:12:24Plus a dismantling fee and a restocking fee.
01:12:31You boys aren't having a good day, are ya?
01:12:37Just an end of a dream.
01:12:54Hey, I need a signature.
01:13:04Well, you boys aren't packing up and leaving, are ya?
01:13:07I don't know.
01:13:07We're actually giving this whole Bigfoot thing a shot.
01:13:10Ah, the town will get over it.
01:13:12Besides, with all these sightings, we're gonna need you fellas.
01:13:14And don't worry about your reputation.
01:13:16Nobody around here's got a good one anyways.
01:13:19Well, thanks, but kinda need one in this business.
01:13:22Well, if you decide to stay, we got a wacky one for ya.
01:13:25Not sure if it's an abduction or old Rita Barnes just decided to find somewhere to sleep it off.
01:13:30The roof lady?
01:13:31Yeah.
01:13:32Did she ever get with you fellas?
01:13:33Well, her daughter's pretty agitated.
01:13:35You guys ever follow up?
01:13:43Well, here she is, boys.
01:13:45You're beating it out of yourself.
01:13:46Now stand back.
01:13:47She is a bill collector.
01:13:49Bill collector?
01:13:52Disco music?
01:13:58Time to boogie, deadbeat.
01:13:59Hey, can we see some credentials?
01:14:01Shut up, alien dork.
01:14:02Hey.
01:14:03How does she know?
01:14:04Didn't my mother come see you, Vulcans, for help?
01:14:07Didn't we file that case, Jake?
01:14:08I have a case of my own to file.
01:14:10Delinquent payments, defrauding people with your stupid tours.
01:14:13But first, we're gonna find my mother.
01:14:15In the truck.
01:14:17In the truck.
01:14:18In the truck.
01:14:18Now creep.
01:14:20Holly.
01:14:21Holly.
01:14:23Holly.
01:14:24Holly.
01:14:24Holly.
01:14:25Holly.
01:14:25What's the matter with him?
01:14:26I don't know.
01:14:27Holly.
01:14:27Holly.
01:14:29Well, is he breathing?
01:14:30I don't hear anything.
01:14:31Betty, this is Tom.
01:14:32We got a 1047 at the goofer store.
01:14:34Call an ambulance.
01:14:35Yeah.
01:14:35We're gonna need an ambulance.
01:14:36Looks like we've got a gentleman passed out.
01:14:38Holly.
01:14:39Holly.
01:14:41Holly.
01:14:44You're okay.
01:14:45Is she gone?
01:14:46She just left.
01:14:49Did you just...
01:14:50Are you kidding me?
01:14:51That's great acting, Holly.
01:14:53You didn't move a muscle.
01:14:55Yeah, Betty can't tell us how we're holding each other.
01:14:57Wow, I'm impressed.
01:14:59Nice work.
01:15:00Well done, my friend.
01:15:02Thank you.
01:15:02Alright.
01:15:10I can't you do it this way.
01:15:11I'm doing that again, Bo.
01:15:12I'm gonna write you a ticket.
01:15:14Hey.
01:15:14Have you guys heard?
01:15:16I'm gonna be on TV.
01:15:18This thing is all over.
01:15:21I'm thinking theme park here.
01:15:24Woo.
01:15:24Ha ha.
01:15:25You boys wanna come clean?
01:15:28What?
01:15:29Did you locate the rest of those aliens?
01:15:33Well, Bozo.
01:15:36About the UFO.
01:15:37You know there's more of them loose out there, don't you?
01:15:39I've counted six already.
01:15:42Six?
01:15:46What?
01:15:48You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:50Huh?
01:15:52Whatever.
01:15:55See, we'll talk about splitting up the tour money later, okay?
01:16:00Yeah.
01:16:00I'm gonna be on TV.
01:16:02Take it easy driving, Bo.
01:16:11Well, boys.
01:16:12Looks like we got ourselves a legend.
01:16:14Or is that a myth?
01:16:16Eh.
01:16:16Whatever it is.
01:16:17I got a feeling things are gonna be a little bit different around here.
01:16:23Come on, guys.
01:16:23Let's go get my truck.
01:16:25Jake.
01:16:27How much is your truck worth?
01:16:30Not as much as it used to.
01:16:32Come on.
01:16:38Yeah, I'll catch up with you guys later, huh?
01:16:46Wow.
01:16:47An actor.
01:16:49No, not really.
01:16:52I fainted.
01:16:56So you are Asian, right?
01:17:01Uh...
01:17:21Jake.
01:17:22Jake, here.
01:17:23You can give it back to me when you get her one of your own.
01:17:30I can't do that, Bo. It's corny as hell.
01:17:35Corny?
01:17:37That's the way it was done back then.
01:17:39Do you like this girl?
01:17:44She's okay.
01:17:48Just okay?
01:17:55Well, you know, this isn't the fifties.
01:17:58Maybe you should date her.
01:18:00Both from the same time warp.
01:18:04Jake?
01:18:06How come you never asked me about her?
01:18:17Because I was afraid to.
01:18:22Looks like she's waiting for a call, huh?
01:18:30Never came.
01:18:41Give me the ring.
01:18:44Give me the ring.
01:18:49That!
01:19:04What?
01:19:08And this...
01:19:09Is all you need.
01:19:20I know. Crazy, huh?
01:19:22But to keep the dream alive, I've decided to sell my truck.
01:19:25Bo says if I fix it up, I can keep it.
01:19:27This time I'll get it in writing.
01:19:28And what do you think?
01:19:29The inside's not bad.
01:19:31It's looking a little better.
01:19:33Or something else.
01:19:36How?
01:19:38That's how they talk out here.
01:19:39Love that outfit.
01:19:41You're picturing your mama wearing it?
01:19:44Is there any sand in the food?
01:19:46The sand is extra.
01:19:48Whoa.
01:19:49Looks like country girl needs a little attitude adjustment.
01:19:52Isn't that right, Dusty?
01:19:54Maybe you need one too.
01:20:01People out here don't go for that smog mouth.
01:20:03Smog mouth.
01:20:06Smog mouth.
01:20:08Got it?
01:20:09Ain't got the lingo down yet, huh?
01:20:12You new in town?
01:20:13No.
01:20:14Just bad.
01:20:15Sure thing, Hick.
01:20:17Come on, let's go.
01:20:19They're probably all related.
01:20:35Did you just call me a Hick?
01:20:39Give me your hand.
01:20:41Oh, now you want to hold hands?
01:20:43Give me your hand.
01:20:51If you're asking me to go steady, it goes here.
01:20:59Wow.
01:21:01I never thought something like this would happen.
01:21:04Feels nice, Jake.
01:21:07Thanks.
01:21:10Doesn't this feel a little corny?
01:21:12No.
01:21:14Neither.
01:21:17Hold hands later?
01:21:20Sure.
01:21:30That scrap metal yours?
01:21:34Where's your sense of worth, dude?
01:21:38You're a loser, bro.
01:21:39Want me to call you a tow truck?
01:21:42How do you get around town in that piece of junk?
01:21:44How the hell you live with yourself?
01:21:46Where's your ego?
01:21:47Okay.
01:21:48Cool it.
01:21:49Want some oil to go with that rust?
01:21:51You smell like dirt.
01:21:52Grab some rims like these, partner.
01:21:54Back seat, bro.
01:21:55What's up?
01:21:56Listen to him.
01:21:57He speaks the truth.
01:21:58Just get out of town, man.
01:21:59You stink.
01:22:00It's not here.
01:22:01Yeah, you're welcome, bro.
01:22:16Back to the ocean.
01:22:18See you later, bro.
01:22:19Squid.
01:22:20Check the dude, man.
01:22:22Yeah.
01:22:24I hate to say it, but that truck, it's you.
01:22:29Maybe it just needs a wash, man.
01:22:35Damn!
01:22:37Nope.
01:22:38She's good.
01:22:39Dude just kissed his truck, man.
01:22:45What's wrong with that?
01:22:57How much are those alien mugs?
01:22:59It's up, man.
01:23:27Well, you're the best one.
01:23:29Before the jói 안seless Jess, she is happy.
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