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00:14Welcome and in the next half hour news in need of illumination well we've lost
00:20a bit of light but we'll try and keep going mastering the lingo on location
00:24the locals call this game and a brazilian blooper that needs no translation
00:38so let's commence the cock-ups
00:45grace starring the fantastic john sim but he's happy to step aside and let the supporting
00:51cast get some screen time especially for scenes with live reptiles
01:01give that lizard a bafta
01:13the fortune hotel the game show where contestants fight over a briefcase to be honest getting into a
01:21fight is why i stopped taking my briefcase to school but of course you're going to need something to
01:26throw half the pair are going to be out scouring the grounds for that tree should probably
01:35one of these give the crew a big hand
01:47coronation street and we're turning back time to find uncle stephen the canadian killer
01:52is still alive yay the producers bumped him off for his crimes against other members of the cast
01:59right uh what we do we're pushing it or what right yeah go on then
02:04all right on three yep two one
02:19oh dear perhaps it was a mistake to go all method by putting a real dead body in the roof
02:24box
02:24i'm gonna say handbrake right three two one
02:32you've got a handbrake on no you've still got your sewing machines in here
02:37do that again is it you've still got your sewing machines in here
02:41give me one more go
02:44three two
02:46i'm gonna hang on stop stop he's not going you don't got any petrol steven
02:50leave it
02:53oh
02:55she stitched
02:56at least he's still smiling if i had to push a car for three takes i'd also be having a
03:04breakdown
03:08over to new zealand for their soap shortland street and is there a real doctor in the house
03:14i just wanted to give you the heads up
03:21medic
03:26pointless where a star from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy shows that sometimes quiz hosts don't
03:31know everything you were ford prefect in the television version of hitchhiker's guide but you
03:37were i mean you were on the radio version as well with jeff mcgiven weren't you no i never did
03:41the
03:41radio really i never heard the radio i've never heard the radio really oh i'm wow
03:48um that is extraordinary no i don't i don't i i i i i i i
03:56oh david david you have made my day
04:03susannah and ben catch up with ben fogel about his reality show new lives in the wild
04:09something even wilder is happening in the studio that's interesting you say that because a lot of
04:14them are disappearing from a very busy society do people not end up feeling isolated and so dis
04:24someone did over there my goodness sorry is everybody okay they are okay but wait until
04:29you banish them to the wilderness to live with ben fogel
04:33a beautiful drama this it's heartstopper on netflix and a valuable lesson for one actor about the
04:39dangers of doing your own stunts give it back oh did your girlfriend just give it back now come and
04:47get it wait lads look at it careful now remember don't throw the drink in his eyes i hate you
04:55i'm gonna regret that you both will
05:06fern mcgann's my family and me and for once it's not the little kids causing the problems during
05:12filming it's the big kids i'm gonna eat the bridge this is why we don't drink and sail fern
05:28oh sorry it's not me you need to apologize to fern
05:33it's the producer who paid the deposit for that boat
05:46some breaking news now and that's not all that ends up broken the fly in the studio
05:56ed they're about to be animal lovers watching
06:00still to come where did you put it it's under the we've moved on it's like you put something
06:06over it i think killing flies is okay not for the family of the fly
06:11i tell you what you've got good aim i've never seen you move so quick ed that was fantastic
06:17he certainly moves faster now than he did on strictly
06:21when i was in school i was a four wasc killer
06:25guys the nation is waiting for the news headlines okay let's move on
06:35ed may be a proud swatter
06:37but some reporters just end up humiliated when they try it
06:41at least i think that's why they have a red face
06:49i think it's funny oh come on it is a little bit funny
06:54she doesn't need a bug spray she's got a weapon right here
06:58slow it down once more if we can
06:59once it even slower just the one yeah so watch this
07:05you hear the moment of impact
07:09told you it was funny
07:12oh it's nice being in the safety of a mozzie free studio isn't it oh i wouldn't rub it in
07:17we've seen that reporter is quite the left hook thanks team good to have your company this morning
07:23again if that's you and you've got that in sydney this news crew really believe in following the
07:28financial advice pick up the phone and haggle with your bank see what the best rate is that they can
07:33give you but also shop around at your options try and refinance because often that's where you're
07:40going to see the biggest savings okay sally thank you well clearly you're saving on the electricity bill
07:45well we've lost a bit of light but we'll try and keep going when you're on location it's always
07:52important to be camera ready the netherlands have been disqualified from the eurovision song contest
08:04great hair and makeup but for getting caught on camera i'm afraid it's nil one
08:11live news gets the pulse racing and gives most newsreaders an adrenaline rush but some reporters
08:18can struggle after a large meal is a bomb man chef and so right now
08:24i think he's gone for a lie down
08:29and that is why kate ady was banned from eating donna kebabs before reporting live
08:35of course he is the opposite laura kunzberg is handing back to bbc breakfast for the latest
08:40headlines of course some headlines are later than others hope to see you here on bbc one in a little
08:48bit oh that was tracy giving us a script there um yeah hi tracy she's the biggest star of the
08:56program
08:57she certainly is well she certainly is now i just hope her family were watching
09:05swiss news it's so laid back so relaxed so nonchalant even when things go wrong
09:13like the director forgetting to cue the theme tune
09:25oh if only more news programs ended with the presenter singing
09:34bbc breakfast where the weather is causing chaos outside the studio and inside the studio too
09:41that normally busy station completely empty uh and we'll hear from you as well if you've got
09:46bad weather where you if you're impacted do let us know carol will have the very leather latest
09:52weather not leather weather in a few minutes Freudian slip perhaps john naughty
09:59morning sally that will get us all in trouble john particularly with any vegans watching
10:04it's very changeable and what about the levers yes i heard you wanted the weather in leather this
10:11morning that's not quite what i said ah but it's what we all heard still the viewers don't seem to
10:17mind
10:18ratings have gone through the roof
10:32after the break cook-ups on entertainment shows like this one where love island viewers wrote in
10:38asking how did tiffany's dress change mid-episode one minute she looked like this
10:43but the next me and me is going well yeah but i just feel like it's like missing something okay
10:49i think we're all missing something so how did tiffany's dress change the answer will be revealed after
11:09the break
11:10welcome back cock-ups on entertainment shows now like this moment where tiffany's dress seemed to
11:18magically change mid-episode so how did tiffany's dress change let's reveal the answer
11:31all the way down it's not it's not it's not but it's like pot you know the zip what comes
11:37out
11:38tiffany i know i said the answer would be revealed but this is a little too revealing
11:45no i need to do two to the top no you need your tools guys can you hold it together
11:49has anyone got
11:50a needle and thread so mystery sold that's how tiffany's dress changed mid-episode
12:12and why stop at breaking a dress when you can also break a heart
12:16me and me it's going well yeah but i just feel like it's like missing something okay
12:25britain's got talent and you'd think the judges would run out of ways to praise the act
12:30but in their hands even a costumed cock-up can become a compliment
12:34oh unbelievable unbelievable i'm running out of things to say to you
12:44you made me break my ring i laughed so hard thank you for the noise
12:52hmm surely there's no higher form of praise
12:55you must fall apart you laughed so hard you broke your ring yeah i was like banging the desk laughing
13:00and i broke my ring you're great tony thank you thank you so much and if that doesn't deserve a
13:06golden
13:06buzzer i don't know what does
13:11it's alan carr's picture slam and this is the trouble with trying to record a long and complicated link
13:17after lunch it's a lot of money but to get their hands on it they'll need to know the humpback
13:23whale
13:24from their emmerdale and their pot noodles and pot noodles
13:30what happened there you went to pot alan
13:36ant and dex saturday night takeaway
13:39and this show is always so polished it's nice to find out that it is genuinely live
13:47right let's go back to the captain of competitions andy peters where are you now andy
14:01what's the matter andy cat got your tongue
14:05obviously we can't hear randy peters we can't hear randy peters so here's how you can win
14:13it's rob beckett smart tv and the graphics look gorgeous the sets look expensive and the guests
14:20are all our favorite faces who could possibly find fault the tv i know what we like it's a buzzer
14:26round let's hear those buzzers again allison oh my god jackie josh yeah jackie yeah okay and
14:33there's one buzzer per yes yeah so just put your hand there yeah i'm in a high-risk situation here
14:39i don't want to i don't want to punch anything are you suggesting that the reach across may involve
14:46a uh knock of the on the buzzer press well yes rob that's the general gist although i probably
14:53wouldn't have put it quite like that let's just say richard thinks that set designer has made a bit of
14:57a
14:58boob i give my consent it's fine it's whether i give my consent all i'm saying is maybe chip in
15:07for a couple more buzzers on series two noted richard but it'll be coming out of your fee
15:23tv presenter cock-ups now oh yes fronting a television show isn't as easy as it looks
15:30obviously i'm incredibly good at it but that's by the by hello and welcome to your wednesday show
15:36coming up we're over here colleen over here we'll be getting sorry wrong camera there i'm used to that
15:44excuse me get off my camera i'm sorry sorry come on ladies there are more than enough cameras to go
15:51round we're off to mexico now and whenever i present a tv show abroad i like to learn some useful
16:00words in
16:01my host's language words like shabli or rioja i'm guessing big boy scout steve backshaw didn't have
16:09time to practice what's the name of this place in mexican oh dear the cueva la cueva the serpientes
16:20the colgantes colgantes colgantes colgantes the locals call this cave
16:30la cueva the serpientes the colgantes
16:31focus steve i bet you wish you'd kept up those night glasses now
16:35la cueva de de las las serpientes colgantes okay local people call
16:51okay right this is the one the locals call this cave
16:55la cueva de las serpientes colgantes or something like that my spanish
17:03kate lawler and love island star ovi are presenting a competition live from great yarmouth
17:09and ovi doesn't have many lines for this link but when he does speak i'm sure he'll make it memorable
17:14oh my goodness i've just coupled up with ovi i'm so happy we're going to go and take a dip
17:17to celebrate
17:18our new friendship and right now here's how you could be winning 90 000 pounds in tax-free cash
17:23come on guys let's go for a puddle
17:29all right apologies for any fruity language you have there
17:34the viewers of this show are messaging in with traditional irish expressions that tend to confuse
17:39american tourists although some traditional irish expressions are just as confusing for the
17:45presenters
17:47because we're always acting the maggot as louise says here always one might confuse my american
17:54cousins whenever they would just stop acting the maggot yeah or pulling the mickey taking the mic out of
17:59someone all right pulling the mickey that would scare the american cousins all right
18:07oh yeah that's what you thought you've got to be careful what you pull them what you take
18:13the old american cousins you're devastated with that one not if they're called mickey
18:20actually let's just take a short break
18:22okay in brazil this tv talk show host is about to show us the danger of over empathizing with the
18:30guests
18:45when this presenter says she feels your pain she really means it
18:50it's like a brazilian cinderella isn't it now there's a sentence i didn't think i'd ever have
18:55to say again
18:59this tv presenting lark really is tricky here an introduction to doctor who star jemma redgrave
19:06will make kate garraway wish she could go back in time to change history and she's also going to
19:11talk about what it's like growing up in britain's biggest acting to this d and how she's playing an
19:16octopus on stage very intrigued by that no she's not playing an octopus i thought she was no no no
19:22no no no i thought she was an octopus scientist oh i got this all wrong that's why i was
19:26so confused
19:27in the morning meeting it's like how does she play an octopus oh it's only my first day
19:31i don't know how anyone would play an octopus but if they did play an octopus i'd certainly say break
19:37a leg
19:38or break eight legs she plays a scientist who is looking after an octopus oh that makes more sense
19:45i can see that i can see jemma don't be scared i'll i'll be fine by the time you're here
19:51i'll be talking to her after eight and jemma thought the daleks were frightening
20:05thanks to all the production teams and stars who shared their funny disasters with us tonight
20:11before we go we've got some time for just one more a catchphrase it's something of an own goal
20:17good luck all let's do it let's play more catchphrase
20:27what are they just say what you see what is that and what's on top of it
20:34scarlet all hairs oh it's not
20:37to be fair she's not wrong
20:46i'll tell you what one thing you've got one thing you've guaranteed is you'll be all right
20:51it'll be all right on the night that's a fact
20:54stephen you're not wrong either wow
21:00isn't your mum here today as well great hello mummy
21:04how you doing you must be so proud
21:09so okay sadly that's not the answer thanks for watching and good night
21:17thank you
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