- 20 hours ago
First broadcast 17th October 1984.
Arthur and Terry help Dr. Sudbury, a hypnotherapist, and his teenaged fiancee Rita, who is about to inherit £25,000.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Donald Sumpter - Sudbury
Nicola Cowper - Rita
Glynn Edwards - Dave
June Brown - Joany
Ray Burdis - Jimmy Elliot
Renu Setna - Mr. Sharma
Frank Williams - Mr. Chicory
Margery Withers - Lady in Flat
Sally Faulkner - Clare
Sheila Mathews - Mrs. Boswell
Michael Redfern - Driver
Charles Rea - Spriggs
Tony Calvert - Benjy
Vincent Allen - Barney
Peter Allen - Winchester Club Patron
Gordon Hann - Winchester Club Patron
Eric Kent - Winchester Club Patron
Arthur and Terry help Dr. Sudbury, a hypnotherapist, and his teenaged fiancee Rita, who is about to inherit £25,000.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Donald Sumpter - Sudbury
Nicola Cowper - Rita
Glynn Edwards - Dave
June Brown - Joany
Ray Burdis - Jimmy Elliot
Renu Setna - Mr. Sharma
Frank Williams - Mr. Chicory
Margery Withers - Lady in Flat
Sally Faulkner - Clare
Sheila Mathews - Mrs. Boswell
Michael Redfern - Driver
Charles Rea - Spriggs
Tony Calvert - Benjy
Vincent Allen - Barney
Peter Allen - Winchester Club Patron
Gordon Hann - Winchester Club Patron
Eric Kent - Winchester Club Patron
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TVTranscript
00:00This is the wrong colour. It's supposed to be wife.
00:02This old consignment will have to be dispatched back to Mr Sharma.
00:04Yeah, well, you take them back.
00:06Now, be reasonable.
00:07I mean, who in their right mind is going to order 250 litres of brilliant tangerine?
00:11No, no, he's got his delivery notes mixed up.
00:13Oh, there's no mix-up.
00:14Sharma told me to unload it or dump it.
00:17Either way makes no difference.
00:18I mean, you've paid for it, ain't you?
00:20This is a breach of government regulations.
00:23Then write to your MP.
00:24Look, I shall be in touch with Mr Sharma,
00:26and I shall tell him he's got a very uncooperative delivery man.
00:29Piss off!
00:32You wouldn't say that if my employee was here.
00:35Hello, mate.
00:38Shut up.
00:39Hello, mate.
00:40Why aren't you here when I need you?
00:42Well, like all the time, you're...
00:44Pushed around by the overgrown delivery boy.
00:47No-one here to protect me,
00:48and they've dumped me up like a kipper.
00:50Don't tell me you've been taken for a ride again.
00:52Look, what is the point of having a trades description act
00:54when they can palm you off with brilliant tangerine when you want white?
00:58I don't know what you're going on about.
01:00I mean, it's only a few tins of paint, isn't it?
01:01It's hardly the Wall Street crash.
01:03No, it's not that.
01:03It's all the other things.
01:04I'm beginning to feel like the proverbial cola bear.
01:07Eh?
01:07Up the gum tree.
01:08I mean, what with my money man being put away?
01:10I mean, that was the beauty of this deal, you see.
01:12It was in the front door, out the back,
01:13with a nice little mark-up for yours truly.
01:15Yeah, but oh, don't it just be a mix-up?
01:17Oh, Terry.
01:18No matter how I try and teach you by example,
01:21you've still got this quality of naivety.
01:22It's not a mix-up, it is a stitch-up.
01:25Well, Sharma the Glass is going to find out
01:27that no-one turns Arthur Daly over.
01:36Ah, Mr. Daly.
01:38How nice it is to see you.
01:40I'm sorry, Mr. Sharma.
01:41I have no time for presentries after what has happened.
01:43Please, you are a guest in my house.
01:45You will sit in my chair.
01:46Chair?
01:47No, no, I'm not yet a sample.
01:48You're upholstery.
01:49You and me have got to sort out a mix-up over delivery notes.
01:52Oh, my driver has delivered the wrong goods?
01:54Well, I would call 250 litres of brilliant tangerine, that,
01:57which bears no resemblance to white, whatever language you speak.
02:01Now, I'm sure this can all be sorted out amicably.
02:03You take the cans back, give me the white,
02:05or return my payment, and we'll all be happy.
02:07This is most unfortunate.
02:09I will have very strong words with my supplier about this.
02:12Told you Mr. Sharma was a reasonable man, didn't I?
02:15Oh, your very words are for you.
02:17If only we could remedy the error.
02:19But what has been done, has been done.
02:22This is our destiny.
02:25Yeah, we know it's been done, Mr. Sharma.
02:26The point is, we undo it.
02:28But this is not possible.
02:30Just a minute.
02:31Do I perceive you correctly?
02:32Are you refusing to honour a transaction?
02:35I am honouring our transaction.
02:37It is you who is not Mr. Daly.
02:39Terry, you will remember I had said my supplier can be erratic.
02:43And you had agreed to accept the pain, even though you might not get white.
02:47Yeah, but I didn't think I was going to get brilliant tangerine, did I?
02:50Look, I don't wish to be forceful with a respected member of the community like yourself.
02:55But if I do not get my money, my employee here will have to take action.
02:59Oh, Mr. Daly, it grieves me that you should feel this way.
03:02You'd grieve my pocket a lot more if I didn't.
03:04Terry, we're going to apprehend goods to the value of which is in line with British legal recourse, I hasten
03:10to add.
03:10And if anyone tries to stop us, my Terry here will do the necessary.
03:14Have you met my sons, Mr. Daly?
03:18My pleasure entirely.
03:20I thought smoking was against your religion.
03:24First of whistling up the cavalry.
03:26No, no, no, no, Terry, no, no.
03:28Well, these misunderstandings happen, Mr. Sharma.
03:31What can we do about it?
03:32I don't have to tell a man of your ancestry all about Kismet, do I?
03:35Well, we've gone our way now.
03:37Big boys you had, didn't you?
03:38Mem Saab, a big lady.
03:40Well, she just came out.
03:41I'm sorry that our transaction has come to this, Mr. Daly.
03:44Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
03:46I'm in your debt, Mr. Daly.
03:48Come and see me any time you need my help.
03:51My chair will always be here for you to rest on.
03:54I'll try and remember that.
03:55Bye-bye.
03:59Why didn't you do something?
04:01God, dear, what could I do?
04:03Yeah, that's a good question. What could you do?
04:05Tell you what, I could get rid of some of that paint for you.
04:08Yeah? Where?
04:09Well, I'll have a can.
04:10Yeah, that tangerine look all right in the bedroom.
04:12Oh, Tom.
04:12Only 249 to go.
04:15Well, I've had a deep, deep for them, Chell.
04:18We'll have to dig even deeper now, aren't we?
04:20That's real perspective, yeah.
04:23Well, you listen.
04:24Shush, shush.
04:25Don't shush me. I've told you.
04:26Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
04:30Terry, what you're looking at here is a very worried man.
04:33That makes both of us.
04:34Listen, I need that score you owe me. I'm a bit short.
04:36If you're a bit short, I'm a dwarf.
04:38Look, this can't go on.
04:39All these people earn me money and I'm brassic.
04:41Look, don't look at me. I'm the one who's owned.
04:43I mean, I know my reputation is one for benevolence,
04:45but there are limits.
04:47And my trading sheet tells me I've got to stop tidying people over.
04:50Come on, drink up. We've got to go.
04:52I've only just got here.
04:54I can't afford to hang around, Terry. The ship is sinking fast.
04:57I thought the captain was supposed to go down with the ship.
04:59No, only after the rats have left.
05:05It's cause and effect, isn't it?
05:06The laws of the economical jungle.
05:08See, if I hadn't been turned over,
05:10I wouldn't have to call in Jimmy Elliott's cash on his higher purchase agreement.
05:13Where are you going?
05:14It's up there, isn't it?
05:15No, I'm not using a tradesman's entrance. Come on.
05:17Look, I'm trying to explain to you about cash flow.
05:21Yeah, I could do with some of that.
05:22Well, when I get paid, you'll get paid.
05:24That is called the employer-employee relationship.
05:27And what's it called if I turn you upside down
05:29and shake all the money out of your pockets?
05:31Grievous bodily arm.
05:33I've always wanted a piano.
05:35Could you get me one?
05:36No.
05:41What's it, Matisse, doing here?
05:43Not exactly Harley Street, is it?
05:45I thought they were all on the stage.
05:47Oh, this one's on the second floor.
06:06You all right?
06:07A minute.
06:09You ought to pack up smoking, you know.
06:11Oh, yeah.
06:12I'm risk dying of anxiety.
06:13You ought to pack up smoking, you know, buddy.
06:19Jim.
06:21Hello, Joe.
06:21Come and have a drink.
06:22You all right, just a little one.
06:24But be on your toes, because Arthur's right behind me.
06:27Oh, Christ.
06:33Look.
06:34You all right, Arthur?
06:35Oh, yeah.
06:36In the pink.
06:38Look, Arthur, I haven't got a pot,
06:39so you may as well bugger off.
06:42I want to draw a picture.
06:44Well, I'm sorry to hear about your domestic and financial problems, Jimmy.
06:48Oh, yeah, I know.
06:49Your heart bleeds.
06:50You still afford to drink, though?
06:51Yeah, well, I can't afford not to, can I?
06:53She's still in the area.
06:55Yeah, she's sacked up with some fish porter.
06:57Tell you what, she's got a right hiding coming to her if I get my hands on her.
07:00Well, it gives me no pleasure to confront you
07:02at a time of a deep and personal crisis, Jimmy.
07:05But it's a question of coming up with her headies.
07:07I ain't got any, Arthur.
07:08Well, then you leave me an alternative.
07:09No payment, I must repossess the van.
07:11There's nothing else I can do.
07:13All our backs are having intimate relations with the wall.
07:16It's a sign of the times.
07:17Government's lost its way.
07:19It's a question of your money or your van.
07:21We can't have either of them.
07:23I beg your pardon?
07:25I've sold the van, haven't I?
07:27You've sold my property?
07:29That is illegal.
07:30Well, I had to, didn't I?
07:32I had to get some money to feed the kids and pay the bills.
07:34Yeah, but wait a minute.
07:36That's against the law.
07:36I'm going to have the law on you.
07:38Arthur, there's no need to shout, is there?
07:40Who side are you on?
07:41It doesn't matter who side I'm on.
07:42There's just no need to keep on in front of the kids.
07:45Look, I'll pay you back, Arthur, as soon as I'll get on me feet.
07:48We're going to come up lucky on the pools, aren't we, Buckley?
07:50I don't think we live in the same world, Jimmy.
07:52Do you know what the odds are against coming up on the pools when you're lucky's out?
07:55They don't bear thinking about.
07:56I want payment, not promises.
07:58Well, I ain't got nothing to give you, Arthur.
08:00Well, what about this business?
08:02This must be worth something to someone.
08:03It is a going concern, I assume.
08:05Well, it was.
08:06Well, realise your assets.
08:07Pay me back out of that.
08:08You realise it, Mark.
08:09I've got other things to do.
08:10Your first responsibility is to your predators.
08:12No.
08:13My first responsibility is to get these kids some dinner.
08:16Yeah, that's right.
08:16Come on, I'll give you a hand with them.
08:17Cheers.
08:18Come on, Rob.
08:20I'll have to take you over, Jimmy.
08:22Yeah, you do that, Arthur.
08:23Never know.
08:24It could be steam cleaning today, tomorrow the world, eh?
08:27Come on, mate.
08:35Who do you think's the best footballer in the world, then?
08:38You?
08:39Do you hear that?
08:40You only reckon he's the best footballer in the world.
08:41What about Maradona and all the others?
08:43Yeah.
08:44Well, they're foreigners, of course, aren't they?
08:46Cheers, Till.
08:47Here you go.
08:50Say hello, Curly.
08:51See you later.
08:52Big smile in, eh?
08:53Yeah, well, you've got her, ain't you?
08:54Even that will bang your head up against the wall.
08:56See you later, Till.
09:15I'm not the supplementary benefit officer, you know.
09:17If he owes, he pays.
09:18All right, don't go on.
09:19There must be opportunities for steam cleaning.
09:21Maybe I should exploit the situation.
09:23That's all you read about in the financial press these days.
09:26What is?
09:27Diversification.
09:29Could do with a good clean-up, couldn't it?
09:31No, no, no, Terry.
09:32That is all superfluous.
09:34It is the soul of a business that matters.
09:35That certain something, that little spark that can bring it all alive again.
09:40I think I can smell something.
09:43The other thing is cats.
09:44It was making a good living.
09:47Just needed organising.
09:49Needs to bring someone in with business acumen.
09:51You know, flair, expertise, managerial input.
09:54Got anyone in mind, have you?
09:56Very droll.
09:59Look, look, look.
10:00I found Big Burper.
10:02Yeah.
10:03How's it work?
10:04How do I know?
10:05Well, it should be easy enough to find out.
10:07Hey, Terry, think of the possibilities.
10:08There must be limitless.
10:09Houses, shops, offices.
10:11I mean, anyone who's got a carpet and we're in.
10:13And everybody's got carpets.
10:15Hey, look.
10:16What?
10:16The operating manual.
10:17Hey, listen.
10:18I'll have to change the name, Rob.
10:20Hey, what about this?
10:22Daily Elp Cleaners.
10:23Is that what you're going to take them to, isn't it?
10:25No, do you get it?
10:25Do you get it?
10:26Daily Elp.
10:26D-A-L-E-Y.
10:28Not D-A-I-L-Y.
10:29I'll get it.
10:29I'll get it.
10:31The customers.
10:32Tell them to go round the front.
10:33Go round the front, mate.
10:35It's not a fire, is it?
10:37I don't know.
10:37What's that?
10:38Oi, oi, what's that?
10:39Quickly.
10:40They're after us.
10:41They're violent.
10:41Oh, no, excuse me.
10:42Excuse me.
10:42I'm sorry, we cannot have private fracosses spilling over into our commercial premises.
10:46Don't let them get me.
10:47Who?
10:47Please, please help us to escape.
10:49I'm a doctor.
10:50Please, they're violent.
10:51Who are?
10:51They're brothers.
10:52What are you talking about?
10:54Oh, my God.
10:55Bums!
10:56Hey!
10:56Come on downstairs.
10:57Go on.
10:58Hurry.
10:58Hurry, go on.
10:59Come on, don't panic.
11:00What if you don't panic?
11:01They might get through the window.
11:03Go on.
11:07Give us the keys.
11:08I'll go and get the moat.
11:09Hurry up, for God's sake.
11:10I'm sorry about this.
11:11I should think so, too.
11:12What is going on?
11:13It's her brothers.
11:14Yeah, of course it is.
11:14They're against our relationship.
11:16What, in these enlightened times?
11:29They're trying to kidnap me and take me home.
11:31You're not underage, are you?
11:33I'm 18.
11:34I will be at the end of the week.
11:35All right, today, we're getting engaged.
11:37Congratulations.
11:38We're going round them in the 18th to tell them.
11:40Except for they're trying to stop me being 18.
11:43It's a bit difficult with a growing girl like you, isn't it?
11:45It's a very complicated story.
11:46In the back.
11:47Tell me in the car.
12:05Look, it's only for a few days, and he will be paying you wages.
12:08I'm still owed wages from me last job.
12:10Look, how many times do I have to tell you we cannot have outgoings till we've got incomings?
12:14And this happens to be an incoming.
12:15In fact, it's the only incoming we've got.
12:17So just grit your teeth and bear it.
12:19It's only for a few days.
12:21No problem, is that?
12:22No, no, no, no, none at all.
12:23Not at all.
12:23My Terry will look after your girl till she comes of age.
12:28If you wouldn't mind staying with Rita, I must get back to my consulting room.
12:31Yeah, all right.
12:32I'll give you a lift.
12:32Here we are.
12:33I'll pick you up later, all right?
12:35Yeah, well, don't go out of your way.
12:36No, no, no, no trouble.
12:37Just a little iconic way.
12:39Here we go.
13:09Estimate's free.
13:10How long have they been after you, then?
13:12Well, it started last month when I left home to live with water.
13:16Dr Sudbury.
13:18Oh, they haven't got your address, then?
13:19No, they'd get me if they did.
13:22It's a funny way for them to take it, isn't it?
13:24I mean, it's a bit extreme.
13:26They think they're doing it for my benefit.
13:29What a kid, isn't that, been you?
13:30Well, they think he's just after my money.
13:33But it's not like that.
13:35We're in love.
13:37Oh, I know we haven't known each other long.
13:39And I know he's older than me.
13:41But we're sort of devoted, you know?
13:44And he's not interested in the money at all.
13:46What money is this?
13:48Well, it was in me dad's will.
13:50They think he got the money from thieving.
13:53But I don't believe that.
13:54I reckon he won it somewhere.
13:56But he was always gambling.
13:58And you're in for some of that, are you?
14:00Yeah, on the 18th.
14:01I'll get me first 25,000.
14:03Oh.
14:05But Walter's not interested in it.
14:07He's told me.
14:09You can understand that, can't you?
14:10Well, of course I can, yeah.
14:12I mean, money isn't everything, is it?
14:14That's what Walter says.
14:16I bet he does, yeah.
14:18So, what sort of things do you treat people for, Doc?
14:21Well, anything which can be helped by hypnosis.
14:25Dieting, phobias, anxieties, allergies, smoking.
14:31What do you do?
14:32You swing a watch in front of them and make their eyes go all funny?
14:35No, nothing like that.
14:38I just talk in a comforting voice.
14:40But I don't just treat illness, you know.
14:42I also help people improve themselves in sport, business, that sort of thing.
14:47Set yourself down.
14:48I'll show you.
14:50No, no, no, no, no.
14:51Count me out on this one, Doc.
14:52I insist.
14:53You've helped me, so I'll help you.
14:56No, no, no.
14:57I've always had this fear of hypnosis ever since I saw a bride of voodoo.
15:00You just relax.
15:01I'll explain to you, and you'll see there's nothing to worry about.
15:04All we do in hypnosis is to suggest positive ideas when the mind is in a receptive state.
15:09And that state's the same as what you feel when you're dozing.
15:13All I do is help you reach your consciousness continuum.
15:16That's the point where the mind is open to suggestion.
15:18That's fascinating.
15:19Is that the time?
15:21Oh, God, it must be...
15:21Mr. Daly, please relax.
15:24I'm a doctor.
15:26You're safe in my hands.
15:28There's my certificate.
15:31Oh, yeah.
15:33He's hereby admitted doctor of medicine.
15:36Global university of human potential.
15:39I don't think I've ever...
15:40I hope that reassures you.
15:42Oh, I didn't have any doubts about your medical qualifications, Doc.
15:45And don't doubt my power to be able to help you.
15:47I can make you more successful in your business.
15:50More dynamic.
15:51Your profits will increase by tenfold.
15:54As much as that.
15:54Don't just take my word for it.
15:56Look at the most successful executives today.
15:59And what very few people know is...
16:02They've all been hypnotized.
16:05Tiny Rowlands.
16:07Rupert Murdoch.
16:09Norman Tebbitt.
16:11Norman Tebbitt.
16:12I could help you become a businessman thingy here.
16:15Wouldn't it hurt?
16:18You won't feel a thing.
16:21Come and sit on the couch.
16:24Of course, we'll offset my fees against your fees for Terry.
16:27Oh, well, no, no. I'm not sure about that.
16:29We'll negotiate it later, shall we?
16:30You just lie back and relax.
16:35Relax.
16:38Now, I want you to tell me what you're most preoccupied with at the moment.
16:42Paint.
16:43What kind of paint?
16:45No, not paint.
16:46Paint.
16:47Pots of paint.
16:48I see.
16:49Why is that?
16:50Because I've been lumbered with 250 litres of it.
16:54Okay, now listen to me.
16:56Close your eyes.
16:57And listen to my voice.
17:01Both your eyes.
17:03Now, I want you to think about paint.
17:06A warehouse full of paint.
17:09There's a buyer with you.
17:12Every can of paint you have, he wants.
17:15And at a price that will give you a 500% profit.
17:21He tells you he'll take another lorry load.
17:25More if you can get it.
17:26You telephone your supplier.
17:29Your supplier tells you he can give you all that you need.
17:33Your buyer says he will take all you can get.
17:36It's a 500% marker that will last forever.
17:46Never listen to me now.
17:52Sleep.
17:56Sleep.
18:03Dirty habit.
18:04Not dirty.
18:06You don't believe it's good for you, do you?
18:09No.
18:10Of course it isn't.
18:11You should give it up.
18:13Come on.
18:13You can.
18:15Would you like me to help you?
18:17No.
18:17Listen to me.
18:20Every cigar you light will taste like burning rubber.
18:25Do you understand?
18:26Yeah.
18:27Every cigar will taste and smell like burning rubber.
18:32Burning rubber.
18:34Good.
18:35Listen to me.
18:35From now on, you will be more positive in your work.
18:39You will get more jobs, make more money, because you are positive and you have energy.
18:45Positive energy?
18:47You are a positive businessman, a successful businessman.
18:50You will buy wisely, sell shrewdly, and always be on the lookout for the next transaction.
18:57Yes.
18:58You are full of confidence.
19:00You can do it.
19:02You can succeed.
19:05I can.
19:07Good.
19:10Now, when I wake you up, you won't remember what we've talked about, but it will stay in your subconscious,
19:15helping you all the time.
19:17Wake up, Arthur.
19:19What was I saying?
19:20Something about paint?
19:22Oh, yeah.
19:23Hang on.
19:24I know where I can get rid of a few cans.
19:26Look, I'm sorry, Doc, but you know about business.
19:28You know, we can't waste time.
19:29We are positive, energetic businessmen.
19:31We've got a crack on.
19:32Yes, yes.
19:33Can I have a cigar?
19:35Oh, well, never mind.
19:36See you, Doc.
19:42Hey, Oscar, I'll send you a pee.
19:43It's all right.
19:53You all right, Arthur?
19:55Yeah, yeah, fine day, fine.
19:57Just, er, thinking, you know.
20:00Old cogs whirring round.
20:02Yeah, yeah, I could hear them.
20:03No, I was just cogitating on the surroundings.
20:06What's that with them?
20:07Oh, nothing.
20:08Oh, nothing, nothing structural, you know.
20:10It's just surface problems.
20:13Oh, surface problems.
20:15No, no, don't get me wrong, Dave.
20:16I mean, there's nothing a good lick of paint wouldn't put right.
20:19How many years has it since you had it done?
20:22Are you casting aspersions on my decorations?
20:24No, no, aspersions don't come into it, Dave.
20:26I'm just saying it could do with a good spruce up.
20:29Well, it looks quite all right to me.
20:31I don't know what will go well in here.
20:33It will blend in with the surroundings.
20:36Brilliant tangerine.
20:38What?
20:39Yeah, give it a Regency flavour, you know.
20:41Neo-Georgian.
20:44Yeah, I get it.
20:45And you just happen to be in a position to sell me some.
20:48I know that you are, Arthur.
20:49I'm not in the market for paint, especially brilliant tangerine.
20:53Yeah, why don't you try the Satsuma marketing board, eh?
20:56What about your carpets?
20:57Well, what about them?
20:59Could do with a steam clean, couldn't they?
21:01Arthur, the only thing around here that could do with a steam clean
21:03is that bloomin' all out of yours.
21:06Dave, you smell something.
21:08Like burning rubber.
21:09No, I'm also not in the market for an air purifier.
21:13But, Dave, you smell that.
21:15What's that smell, though?
21:17A cigar.
21:19Doesn't it smell like a burnt tire?
21:21It just doesn't matter whether you are,
21:22but it smells perfectly all right to me.
21:26Yeah, it's going all right.
21:28Yeah, I'll see it stays that way.
21:29I like to keep in with them.
21:30I can see a nice little urner there.
21:32Yeah, they're soaking water, I reckon.
21:35Oh, you're mean, don't you?
21:36Never seen such a little gold digger.
21:38See, you got it wrong, haven't you?
21:39It's the other way round.
21:40Terry, you're talking about a girl from the high-rise flats and a doctor.
21:43Who's going to have the money?
21:44She is.
21:45Eh?
21:45I'll tell you about it later.
21:46They'll be wondering where I am.
21:47Hey, listen, listen.
21:48About that paint.
21:49I'll be very happy for you to have a couple of cans on account.
21:52On account of what?
21:53Your wages.
21:54My wages?
21:55Yeah.
21:55Oh, that's very generous of you, Arthur, but the only thing is I've changed my mind.
21:58Why?
21:59Well, I don't fancy that tangerine.
22:01It might peel.
22:16It's my birthday tomorrow.
22:18Happy birthday.
22:19Thanks.
22:20You'll be there, won't you?
22:22Where?
22:23When I see my mum tomorrow.
22:25You know, sort things out.
22:26And there might be trouble.
22:28Yeah, all right, yeah.
22:30How long you worked here?
22:33Only a couple of months.
22:34How long's Sudbury been here?
22:36I think it's about two years.
22:40Not exactly rust off his feet, is he?
22:43Yeah, it's a bit slow at the moment.
22:45It'll pick up, though.
22:46You see, a lot of people are suspicious of hypnosis, aren't they?
22:50Yeah, well, I wouldn't have anything to do with it.
22:52That's what I mean.
22:53They've all got funny ideas about it.
22:55Well, it's not helped by their means for right dodgy types calling themselves hypnotists.
22:59Are they?
23:00Oh, yeah.
23:01There's plenty of sharks about.
23:03Anyone can set themselves up.
23:05Don't even need training.
23:07Oh, but he's trained, though, isn't he?
23:08Oh, yeah.
23:09He's a fully qualified hypnotist.
23:12Is he?
23:13No, no, no.
23:14Forget about the colour.
23:16Just say, gloss paint.
23:18Lower than trade prices.
23:20Same phone number, yeah, and we'll take it for six days.
23:22All right?
23:23Thank you very much, my dear.
23:24Bye-bye.
23:29Daily help, cleaning services.
23:31Can I assist?
23:33Ah, madam, that might be a little bit difficult, Monday.
23:36Would you just hold on while I have a look at the work diary?
23:42Uh, we might be able to squeeze you in at nine o'clock, madam.
23:44How would that do?
23:46Right, and, uh, and the address?
23:49Yes, I've got that.
23:52My operative will be with you at nine on the dot, madam.
23:55Goodbye.
24:09All right, love.
24:11I've got him!
24:11I've got him!
24:12Run!
24:14My power, you have asked for this.
24:16I'm warning you.
24:22Ha!
24:24You might as well go.
24:32I'll kill him.
24:33Behave yourself.
24:37Angie!
24:38Where the hell are you, you bastard?
24:42Mum, I think we'd better have a little chat.
24:44Where the bloody hell are you, then?
24:53Yeah.
24:54Well, they would be coming to see me tomorrow, wouldn't they?
24:57It's her 18th.
24:58Yeah, she told me all about it.
25:00Oh, yeah?
25:01She's told you nothing, boy.
25:03She don't told you he's hypnotised, did she?
25:06She only went to see him to lose weight, and once he got into her mind, she's kept her on
25:09a piece of string.
25:10I mean, she does anything you say.
25:11She can't help it, see?
25:13Brainwashed.
25:14Nah, she seems all right to me.
25:16Well, of course she does.
25:17It's how that William Bartham works, isn't it?
25:19I bet you think he's a doctor, don't you?
25:22Oh, yeah, that's what he said he was.
25:23Yeah, well, I could call myself the Queen of Sheeper.
25:27You know what he worked at two years ago?
25:30Sold insurance, didn't he?
25:31Door-to-door.
25:32Walker.
25:33I've made inquiries.
25:36All I want to do is get her back home and try and get her sorted out, that's all.
25:42Well, you're going to see her tomorrow, you can have a talk then, can't you?
25:44Oh, that's no good, is it?
25:46I mean, tomorrow they're going to ask for the money.
25:48She's got to leave a right to it then, haven't she?
25:50If I could see her today, try and talk some sense into her.
25:55Look, I can't give you the address.
25:57It wouldn't be right.
25:57What's right?
25:59Him taking the money and then slinging his hook, is that right?
26:03Yeah, well, I'll be there tomorrow, maybe I can help.
26:05You're too late, boy.
26:08He's just after her money.
26:09Yeah, so her mum reckons.
26:11And she's as straight as a die.
26:13Oh, come on, Terry, look, he's after her money, she's after him.
26:15I mean, what's that got to do with the price of fish?
26:18I'm not going to stand around and see her stick stuck, that's all.
26:20Yeah, you see, there's that social conscience rearing its ugly head again.
26:23You won't get nowhere without dragging you down, you mark my word.
26:26You really get on my wick.
26:27Well, never mind now, come on, let's get the cleaner inside and get the job in there.
26:30Oh, this is bleeding stupid.
26:32I don't know anything about steam cleaning.
26:34No, there's nothing to it.
26:35Here, put these gloves on, plug it in and clean away.
26:37I've got the manual if you get stuck.
26:39Well, that's only for a couple of days.
26:40If it works out, I'll get someone in to take it over.
26:42Yeah, I thought, well, what's this steam doing here?
26:44Look, I've just chucked everyone out.
26:46I know, Dave.
26:47You wouldn't like us to steam clean your carpets to the place full of customers, would you?
26:50Well, I don't want you to steam clean my carpets when I ain't got customers.
26:53See?
26:53Oh, Dave, Terry needs some practice.
26:55And look, it's all gratis.
26:56I mean, if you'd like to give us a little drink on the establishment, that's entirely in your hands.
26:59But as far as I am concerned, this is a gesture of goodwill.
27:02Well, you can't steam clean the air and air.
27:04I'll still be wet tonight.
27:06No, no, no, no, no.
27:07It dries in five minutes.
27:08Just leave it in my hands, Dave.
27:09You'll be able to see your face in that carpet.
27:11Well, you'd better not make it wet.
27:13It can't get wet.
27:14It's steam.
27:15Hey, Dave.
27:16Oh, yeah, I've got a new bar made.
27:18I'm just showing her the prices.
27:20You're right, then.
27:22You charged them for it now?
27:24Never mind all that.
27:24Come on, come on.
27:25Switch it on.
27:25Switch it on.
27:30That sounds all right, doesn't it?
27:32There's steam coming out there.
27:35Oh, there's water coming out.
27:36Stop that water coming out.
27:36Well, how do you stop it?
27:37I've done it out.
27:38Look in the manual, will you?
27:39Well, turn the red stopcock.
27:40They're both red, aren't they?
27:41Well, we'll turn them both.
27:42Look, all the water's coming out.
27:47Ah, that's right.
27:48Oh!
27:50That's the issue of steam now.
27:57Terry?
27:58You all right in there?
28:00I think it's working, Arthur.
28:02Dave?
28:03What?
28:03You've got it working?
28:05Well, good girl.
28:06What's happening?
28:08She's in the car.
28:09She felt happier there.
28:10What have you done to her?
28:12Johnny, she just didn't want to get out, that's all.
28:14Because he's brainwashed her.
28:15Yeah, that's why.
28:18You all right, Rita?
28:19What's he done to you?
28:20Nothing, Mum.
28:21I'm all right.
28:22Rita, why don't you get out and have a chat to your mum?
28:24Hey, come on.
28:25Yeah, come on.
28:25Come indoors for a bit, eh?
28:26I think we should save on the agony and get this over with as quickly as possible.
28:29You don't have to tell me what you're here for.
28:32But you won't get a penny.
28:34You listen to this as well.
28:36There's no money.
28:37It's all gone.
28:39I've had the police round.
28:41It was invested by a bloke like your boyfriend.
28:44A swindler and a cheat.
28:47He's done a bunk with the lot.
28:48I don't believe you.
28:49No, I don't give a monkey's what you believe.
28:51That's the truth.
28:52You can sue your mother if you want.
28:55Oh, look.
28:57I don't want you back because I don't want to give you your money.
29:00I haven't got it anymore.
29:02I just want to get you away from him.
29:04You can't see what he's doing to you.
29:06He's not doing anything, Mum.
29:07He is, but you can't see it.
29:10Wait, lovey time.
29:11Oh, Rita, listen to your mother.
29:13I think we've both done enough listening, thank you.
29:17No doubt my solicitor will be in touch on Rita's behalf.
29:20Yes, you get in touch.
29:21Better still, tell him to get in touch with Superintendent Shaw at the Fraud Squad.
29:25Do you tell him where the money's gone?
29:27Oh, come and have a cup of tea with your mother.
29:31Oh, just a cup of tea, that's all.
29:33For ten minutes, ten minutes, please.
29:36Rita, it's your birthday.
29:43Thanks for the lift, mate.
29:44Thanks for your help.
29:45Yeah, it's all right.
29:47I'll see you around, eh?
29:49Give us an invite to the wedding.
29:50Yes, of course.
29:52Is that our love?
29:57It doesn't matter about the money, does it?
30:00As long as we've got each other.
30:02It's not as if we ain't working and earning.
30:08You're not disappointed about it, are you?
30:15I think we'll survive.
30:18You know the lesson to be learned there, Terry, don't you?
30:21No, you tell me, Uncle Arthur.
30:22No, no, don't mock, I'm serious.
30:24Never believe what people tell you.
30:26Appearances are deceptive.
30:29Why didn't I think of that before?
30:31What?
30:31Well, I put a bit of white gloss in a couple of cans
30:34and then knock the whole lot out as white.
30:36Nobody's going to open every account to check, are they?
30:38How do you sleep at night?
30:39Very well, thank you.
30:41Come on, put that rubbish down and give us a hand.
30:4727th floor?
30:48Well, that's a lift, isn't it?
30:49What world do you live in, eh?
30:51When was the last time you saw a block of flats like this
30:53with a lift that worked?
30:54Well, if there's no lift, can't do the job.
30:56Are you saying that you don't expect me
30:59to lug all this lot up, 27 flights?
31:00Certainly not.
31:01Gordon Bennett, what is it? My birthday?
31:03When you've done them two jobs, ring me.
31:05I'll probably have something else lined up for you.
31:07Yeah, all right.
31:23All right.
31:31Yeah, once you get started, it won't take me a minute, do you?
31:33Well, I'll just get you a nice cup of tea before you start, eh?
31:36Yeah, lovely, thanks.
31:37It's nice to have callers.
31:39I don't get out much these days.
31:40Not like when I had a house.
31:42What about it?
31:42I mean, it's different in a house.
31:44You can come and go as you like.
31:45Front door, back door, you can go as you please.
31:48Oh, I'll need a bucket of water.
31:49Well, sit yourself down and have your tea.
31:52Then I'll get you a bucket.
31:54Mightn't have a nice little chat.
31:57All right.
32:12Good day to you, sir.
32:14Can I help you?
32:14Look at this.
32:15A positive Aladdin's cave of smoker's delights.
32:18Yes, we have everything for the connoisseur here, sir.
32:20Then you're just a man I need.
32:22You probably get quite a lot of this in the trade.
32:24I think it's something to do with the ecological balance in the Old North and South.
32:28What is, sir?
32:29Burning rubber.
32:30It's driving me up the wall.
32:32I mean, can you imagine what it's like when I can't have a satisfying smoke when I'm under stress?
32:36I mean, my nerves are ready to go on holiday.
32:38But you are going to sort it out for me.
32:40Are you sure I'm the best person to do that, sir?
32:42Well, if the finest smokers emporium in this fair city can't, who can?
32:46That's very gratifying for a modest man like myself to hear, sir.
32:49Fair's fair.
32:50Give credit where it's due, as the actress said to the bank manager.
32:54Is there something I could get for you, sir?
32:56There is indeed.
32:57I want the best cigar in the house.
32:58Money, no object.
32:59Never mind the price.
33:00I want the ones you keep for royalty by appointment.
33:03Ah, you mean the bottom drawer.
33:05Oh, yeah.
33:06I'll get you one.
33:07You see, I think a first-class cigar, a really good smoke, would restore the balance.
33:12Here we are, sir.
33:13Oh, look at that.
33:14Isn't that beautiful?
33:15I mean, that is a positive Rembrandt of a lardy.
33:18Absolutely, sir.
33:19A hand-rolled Havana cigar.
33:21Finest in the world.
33:22I'll take it.
33:23Thank you, sir.
33:24No, no, no.
33:25Don't wrap it up.
33:26I'll smoke it now.
33:26Oh, certainly, sir.
33:28That will be £9.95p.
33:31How much?
33:32No, no, no, no.
33:33Don't tell me again.
33:33It's got to be done.
33:35Here we are.
33:37Keep the change.
33:51See, that's the trouble with Havana since Castrol took over, isn't it?
33:58Excuse me.
33:59Don't have a look.
34:03Very nice.
34:05Very clean.
34:07Is it wet?
34:08Oh, just a bit, yeah.
34:09It'll be dry in an hour or so.
34:11It's a lovely job.
34:12You can see the pattern.
34:14It's nice, isn't it?
34:15I'll just get your furniture back and then I'll shoot off, all right?
34:17Oh, you don't have to rush off, do you?
34:20You just stay and have another cup of tea, eh?
34:22I'll tell you what.
34:23I'll do you a nice cheese sandwich.
34:26Used to be George's favourite.
34:28With a bit of pickle.
34:31I won't.
34:38You should have worn your welly boots off, mate.
34:40No, that's not wet, Dave.
34:41If it was any wetter, you'd have had to swim for the bar.
34:44And if that carpet shrinks when it dries out, I should be knocking on your door.
34:47Join the queue, Dave.
34:48Give us a large VAT.
34:49Let's Terry phoned in.
34:51I haven't found you.
34:53What's he up to?
34:54He should be through by now.
34:55He's probably flooding somebody else out.
34:57Don't joke about it, Dave.
35:12Steam cleaner, love.
35:13Is it still all right?
35:13Oh, my God.
35:14I've given you up for dead.
35:15Yeah, I'm sorry.
35:16I've got a bit delayed, do you know?
35:17Oh, well, better late than never.
35:18All right.
35:19Well, I'll just shoot out so I'll get the gear.
35:20Oh, do you want a drink before you start?
35:22Well, I haven't really got time, have I?
35:23Ah, come on.
35:24Keep me company.
35:25The old man's at an LVA meeting.
35:28All right.
35:28Yeah, thanks a lot.
35:30Now, as I say, once I get started, it won't take me long in here.
35:33The name's Claire.
35:35I'm Terry.
35:36Cheers, Terry.
35:38Yeah, cheers.
35:40I was going to have some lunch.
35:41Would you like a bite?
35:43Well, I wouldn't mind a little nibble.
35:46No, madam.
35:47I'm afraid my steam clean operative won't be able to get to you today.
35:49He seems to have been a bit delayed.
35:52We could call first thing in the morning.
35:54How about that?
35:56Oh, yes.
35:57We'll get the wine stain out.
35:58Don't you worry.
35:59Right, we'll see you then.
36:00Bye-bye.
36:22If you're ever in the area, I've got other carpets you can do.
36:27Yeah, well, I'll pop in.
36:29Careful.
36:30Don't want to do yourself a mischief.
36:34A day's work, and what have we got to show for?
36:36It's £7.50.
36:38That's what you told me to charge her?
36:39Yeah, that was for one hour's work.
36:41What happened to the rest of the day?
36:42I had to stay and have a little chat, didn't I?
36:43She was lonely.
36:44Oh, Terry, we're not the bloody welfare.
36:46How many times do I have to tell you?
36:47I couldn't get away.
36:49What, so you spent the whole day there?
36:51No, no, no.
36:52I went off and did the other job, didn't I?
36:54Well, where's the money for that, then?
36:56Well, you'll have to take that off my wages.
36:57Take it out of your wages?
36:59Look, you don't understand.
37:00I need a cash flow situation.
37:03What are you doing?
37:03Giving your services free?
37:05Yeah, you could say that, yeah.
37:06Oh, God, no.
37:07You're not turning this into confessions of a steam cleaner.
37:10I've got a reputation, you know.
37:12So have I.
37:14Well, this can't go on.
37:15Somebody's taking me to the cleaners.
37:16I'll have to come out with you tomorrow and do a time and motion study.
37:20What's that mean?
37:21You check the time and I do all the bleeding motion?
37:25Look, what are you using a cloth for?
37:27I mean, what's wrong with a machine?
37:28You've been ten minutes so far.
37:30I think you could do it any quicker, do you?
37:31I think where you're going, I think her indoors could do it quicker.
37:35Oh, yeah?
37:36All right, then.
37:37You get her to do it, then.
37:39No, no, no.
37:39Don't fly off the handle.
37:41Look, I didn't want this bleeding job in the first place,
37:43and I can't stand it with you behind me making snide comments, right?
37:46I tell you what, if you think you can do it any better, you do it.
37:50Oh, no, no, come on, Terry.
37:51You can't leave me.
37:52What a bet.
37:54Terry!
37:56Terry, where are you going?
38:02Oh, you're still here.
38:05I thought I heard the door.
38:06Ah, yes.
38:07My operative's gone to answer an emergency call.
38:09I'll finish off here for him.
38:11You haven't managed to get out the wine stain, then?
38:14Oh, have we not?
38:16Ah, no, well, I'm sure we have got just the right thing for that here, madam.
38:19You, uh, you just leave that to me.
38:22I'll have that out in a jiffy.
38:26You will be careful, won't you?
38:28It's a family heirloom.
38:29It's Persian.
38:31Gentle to the touch, madam.
38:32Gentle to the touch.
38:34Here we go.
38:39Ah, um, yeah, this is a phenomenon we often get with Persians.
38:44Uh, Arabian patch.
38:45But don't worry, madam, I'll, uh, I'll pop this into the workshop and we'll soon have it sorted for you.
38:50Just give me one hour, madam, I'll have it fit for the Shah himself.
38:58Terry.
38:59Leave me alone, I'm having lunch.
39:01No, no, no, look, look, we've got trouble.
39:02It's been a disaster.
39:03Go back to the flat, get the machine out and meet me at Elliot's office.
39:06Well, what's happened?
39:07No, I can't explain that.
39:08All I could do without this.
39:09You caught it up, haven't you?
39:10No, no, no, no, look, listen, go and get the machine and meet me.
39:13Tell me, is this for the carpet?
39:16No, no, that's for the machine.
39:19Well, that'll take paint off, that will.
39:20Now you tell me.
39:22You didn't put it on a rug, did you?
39:24Oh, dear Adolf.
39:27I mean, you were the obvious person to bring it to, coming from your part of the globe.
39:31I mean, it's not all that far from Persia, is it?
39:33And apart from which, you owe me one.
39:34A fact that you stated yourself.
39:37I am here to take you up on that.
39:39I have come to sit in your chair.
39:42Let's go.
39:45My son will try an old remedy.
39:46I'll be eternally grateful, Mr Shulman.
39:49I've been going out with me, Adolf Worry.
39:53It's not like water to go missing.
39:58Yeah, well, maybe he's just been delayed or something.
40:02Maybe he's gone to see a pal, who knows, eh?
40:04I've been gone three days.
40:08Oh, so?
40:11I've got no-one to turn to, Terry.
40:15He might have had an accident.
40:19You'll help me, won't you?
40:21Yeah, of course I'll help you, but I don't really see what I can do.
40:25Find him for me.
40:26Look, Rita, I'm...
40:29Bearing in mind what's happened, I mean, he might just have...
40:33Well, you know, moved on.
40:37Moved on?
40:38Left.
40:39He wouldn't.
40:41He wouldn't leave me.
40:44No, it's nothing like that.
40:52All-all his stuff's gone.
40:56Oh, come on, right?
40:58Oi, oi, oi.
40:59Look, you go home, mate.
41:02Now, if I find out where he is, or I see him, or anything like that, I'll tell you, okay?
41:06Come on, I'll get your cab.
41:10There we are, madam, completely hand-restored by the only Persian mat-expert this side of the gulf.
41:14He works out at the West End.
41:16Hmm.
41:16And we will say nothing about the charge.
41:18It is the least we can do under the circumstances.
41:20I should damn well think it was.
41:22Yes, well, I'll be off then, madam.
41:24Hmm.
41:35Er, Mr. Daly!
41:37Bloody woodman.
41:39That puts your time and motion up the spout, doesn't it?
41:41Oh, don't go on.
41:43I mean, you haven't ever been today, do you know that?
41:45In fact, you're down on what you had to pay Sharma.
41:47Look, in fairness to Sharma, he rendered his service gratis.
41:51Social services will be taking you over soon.
41:54Well, get up.
41:55There's a customer.
41:57Come in.
42:00Well, good afternoon, gentlemen.
42:01May I be of service?
42:03Elliot's team cleaning.
42:04No, that is us.
42:04Under a new name, though.
42:05Daily Help Cleaning Service.
42:07You are the steam cleaning people.
42:08Oh, we are the messers in that respect, yes.
42:10Can I be of assistance?
42:11This is a legal summons, which I am instructed on court authority to serve on you.
42:16It is an offence not to comply with the summons.
42:18Good afternoon.
42:19No, no, hold on.
42:20And what's all this about?
42:21You are overdue with your rent.
42:22I believe the amount's 350 pounds.
42:25No, no, no, no.
42:25It's been a mix-up.
42:26You want Jimmy Elliot late for Elliot's steam cleaning.
42:28You've just admitted you're the company in this office.
42:31And for that benefit, I'm afraid you have to pay.
42:36Is it Friday the 13th?
42:38Only for you.
42:39Well, that is it.
42:40I've had nothing but aggravation with this bloody steam cleaning.
42:43Yeah, look.
42:44Take that round to Jimmy Elliot and pick up the machine from Lady Muck and tell him I never
42:47want to see it again.
42:48It's costing me a fortune.
42:51I know you answered it.
42:52I've had enough disasters for one day.
42:54Hello?
42:57Yeah?
42:58Oh, see.
42:59Hang on, hang on.
43:00Mr. Gieser phoning about that ad for the paint.
43:02He wants white gloss.
43:03Of course they want white gloss.
43:05We all want white gloss.
43:06If I had white gloss, I wouldn't have to put an ad in, would I?
43:08No.
43:09No, no, no.
43:09Give it here.
43:09Give it here.
43:11Can I help you?
43:13Ah, well, yes, I have 250 litres of white gloss.
43:16You ain't.
43:18200 the lot.
43:20Oh, excellent.
43:21Excellent.
43:21Yes, well, you come round here tomorrow, 29 High Street, just by the electrical shop,
43:25third floor.
43:25I'll have it all ready for you, 11 o'clock.
43:27Lovely.
43:28Bye-bye.
43:29You're not going to pass that tangerine off as white.
43:32Did you ever read the Bible, Terrence?
43:33Do what?
43:34There's a quotation in a good book that says,
43:36Do unto others as you have been done unto yourself, and I'm not going to argue with ecclesiastical
43:40authorities.
43:41Yeah, well, when the geyser comes looking for you, don't expect me to bail you out.
43:45You won't find us, will you?
43:46We're vacating the premises.
43:47Now, go on, get round to Jimmy with that little present from the ports.
43:50You know something?
43:51You didn't get a taste of bird rubber.
43:53It's got a certain tang to it.
43:56It's going to work out a lot cheaper, too, doesn't it?
43:58We can just get a retread done on it.
44:03We ain't all get my hands on 350 notes.
44:06It's all about kick the man while he's down.
44:08But if your sister says she'll look after the kids, you're free to work, aren't you?
44:11You could start the business up again.
44:13Yeah.
44:13Well, I suppose I could try and build things up again.
44:16Well, it'd put you back on your feet a bit, wouldn't it?
44:18Yeah, I could always operate out of here, couldn't I?
44:20Why not?
44:20Do you reckon I'd put a van up for me?
44:23Nah, nah, I wouldn't bank on that one, no.
44:25Nah, maybe not.
44:26Still, I could always get one on the book.
44:28Pay it off as I earn.
44:29It's got to be worth a try, ain't it?
44:30Yeah, I think I'd do that, too.
44:32Yeah.
44:33Listen, mate, I've got a sheet.
44:33Thanks for the tea.
44:34Yeah, all right, mate.
44:36Nice one.
44:38Still makes you sick, though, doesn't it?
44:40What?
44:41It's not as if he's strapped for a few quid.
44:43Who?
44:44Sudbury.
44:45No one who calls himself Doctor.
44:46Could've given me a few weeks to find me feet.
44:49I don't know what you're talking about.
44:51All the summons.
44:52He's had that served, don't he?
44:53He holds the lease.
44:55What with all these actors and all that poncy flat in South Kent.
44:59Sudbury?
44:59Nah, nah, nah.
45:00He's got a flat in Fernandale Road.
45:01Nah, nah.
45:02He's got a flat in South Kent.
45:05You couldn't do us a favour, could you?
45:06You couldn't go and dig it out for us?
45:09I think we're missing an opportunity here, Terry.
45:11Here, talking about opportunities, Arthur.
45:14If that carpet shrinks any more,
45:15I shall take the opportunity of charging you for a new one.
45:18No, no, don't worry about that, Dave.
45:19I had a word with my carpet expert,
45:21and he reckons the map will expand with the heat.
45:23You're joking.
45:24Well, if it doesn't, you have my personal guarantee to make it good.
45:26Well, that is very reassuring.
45:29No, we are missing out, Terry.
45:30I mean, we are in the marketplace with information.
45:33Example, I grant this Sudbury's address.
45:34We could exploit this to our advantage.
45:38Not even you would stoop to that.
45:39Not a question of stooping.
45:41It's a question of business survival.
45:42I mean, it's the economics of Milton Keynes and all that.
45:45I mean, are you this one a favour, that one a favour?
45:47What do you do for yourself?
45:48I mean, what is in this for you?
45:51More than you'll ever understand, Arthur.
45:53Oh.
45:54Yeah, it won't buy you half a lager, though, will it?
45:57No, it's going to buy me a pint, as it happens,
45:59and you're going to get it, Dave.
46:00Eh?
46:01How have you all gotten gains?
46:03What, my paint money?
46:04Yeah, go on, splash out.
46:06No, no, no, no, that's not for spending,
46:07that's for investing.
46:08No, no, no, no, no.
46:09All right, all right, forget it.
46:10I'll get it myself.
46:11Dave a pint.
46:12Go on, I'll have a large vodka to your talk.
46:14You are a tri-hound.
46:17Suppose this was all brought on by him going missing, eh?
46:19No!
46:20Bastard come back for his clothes, didn't he?
46:23Called all the names under the sun,
46:25said that he was only interested in the money
46:27and she could piss off back to her family if she hadn't gotten it.
46:30So I thought she reaches for the pills.
46:32Well, I mean, what do you expect when that happens?
46:35Can't muck the mind about.
46:40Well, I'll tell you something, though.
46:43If my boys ever find him, they'll tear him apart.
46:50That's where he lives.
46:53Tell Benji to give him my regards.
46:56Yeah, I will.
46:59You can go with him if you want.
47:02No, thanks, no.
47:04It's a family affair.
47:05Yeah.
47:06I'll see you next time.
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