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First broadcast 3rd October 1984.
After he has got himself stuck in an industrial meat freezer cabinet whilst working for Arthur, Terry decides to leave his services and help his friend Charlie in the second hand business.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Billy Murray - Charlie Pope
Stacy Dorning - Abigail Collins
Peter Childs - Rycott
Glynn Edwards - Dave
David Warbeck - Roger Collins
Michael Troughton - Melish
Ann Morrish - Miss Turner
Andrew Lodge - John Rawlings
Tilly Vosburgh - Mary Tate
Johnny Shannon - Roly-Poly Peter
Roy Boyd - Bill
Tim Pearce - Ben
Eileen Nicholas - Jane
Roger Nott - Ambulance Attendant
Philip Shelley - Policeman
Gordon Hann - Winchester Club Patron
Eric Kent - Winchester Club Patron
Roy Lansford - Winchester Club Patron
After he has got himself stuck in an industrial meat freezer cabinet whilst working for Arthur, Terry decides to leave his services and help his friend Charlie in the second hand business.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Billy Murray - Charlie Pope
Stacy Dorning - Abigail Collins
Peter Childs - Rycott
Glynn Edwards - Dave
David Warbeck - Roger Collins
Michael Troughton - Melish
Ann Morrish - Miss Turner
Andrew Lodge - John Rawlings
Tilly Vosburgh - Mary Tate
Johnny Shannon - Roly-Poly Peter
Roy Boyd - Bill
Tim Pearce - Ben
Eileen Nicholas - Jane
Roger Nott - Ambulance Attendant
Philip Shelley - Policeman
Gordon Hann - Winchester Club Patron
Eric Kent - Winchester Club Patron
Roy Lansford - Winchester Club Patron
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00:00I don't know what to do.
00:30Terry, you all right?
00:34Bastard.
00:35What?
00:37You stupid bastard.
00:39I don't know why you're taking that attitude,
00:40just because it was a mix-up in communications.
00:45No, no, Terry, don't worry.
00:47Don't worry.
00:49You're going to be perfectly all right.
00:50I'm going to freeze it.
00:52No, no, no, don't worry, Terry.
00:54Good rub down with a nice young nurse in a starch uniform.
00:57Plate the chicken vindaloo.
00:58You'll be as right as ninepence.
01:00Leave me alone.
01:02Oh, no, Terry, I mean, it was me to call the meat wagon,
01:05and these angels of mercy.
01:08You'd be coming along as well, sir?
01:10No!
01:11No, no, he's right, no.
01:12I'm sure you'll, um, I'll just follow up in my, um...
01:26Oh.
01:28To be honest, love, half this stuff I couldn't even give away.
01:33But, er, I'll tell you what.
01:36I'll do you a right favour.
01:38I'll clear the lot.
01:39Let's say another 20 quid on top of my offer, has there?
01:42Well, I don't know.
01:43Well, that's the best I can do.
01:44I'm sorry.
01:45Well, it doesn't seem like very much, but...
01:48Well, what can I do with it?
01:49Well, we've had a lot with your old father dead and gone.
01:53God rest his soul.
01:54Um, are you sure there's nothing...
01:55No.
01:56No.
01:57Just the cabinet in the bedroom and the china.
02:00When can you clear it?
02:01Soon as you like.
02:03Well, there are a few personal effects of my father's I still have to sort out.
02:06Yeah.
02:06I understand.
02:10I'll tell you what.
02:11You sort out what you have to and drop the keys to the estate agent.
02:15I'll pick them up from there.
02:16Fine.
02:17Okay.
02:17So whose bright idea wasn't the lucky bit of cold storage from, eh?
02:21Mine, as a matter of fact.
02:22But it wasn't my fault they got left stuck in there.
02:25Why not?
02:25Look, if the geezer who was nicking the meat had turned up
02:28and my friend's car hadn't broken down, it wouldn't have happened, would it?
02:30Oh, for whatever way you look at it, it was a pretty stupid thing to do.
02:34Terry could have died in there.
02:35Don't remind me, Dave.
02:37But there you go.
02:38The best laid plan of mouse and man.
02:40I mean, Hitler and Napoleon, they made a right rickety to the Russian winter, didn't they?
02:44What's that got to do with it?
02:45Well, at least I got Terry out before the real freeze set in.
02:48Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:49I'm sure he'd be very grateful to you for that.
02:52Here, incidentally, aren't you supposed to phone the hospital about picking him up?
02:54Oh, my God, yes.
03:15Terry!
03:27Terry!
03:29God, Charlie, you're a sight of sore eyes.
03:31Do you want a lift?
03:33Oh, not many, mate.
03:35What you doing round here?
03:37Don't ask.
03:39You're a kid, ain't you?
03:41You're a kid, ain't you?
03:43I'm a kid.
03:45You're a kid, ain't you?
03:47I'm a kid.
03:49You're a kid.
03:51You're a kid.
03:53You're a kid.
03:55You've been kidding, ain't you?
03:57No, I'm not kidding.
03:59Another couple of hours, I would've ended up in bee jams next to the fish fingers.
04:03I'm sorry to laugh at you, Tilbury.
04:05How did you stand for that?
04:07It was Arthur, ain't it?
04:09Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
04:11You were supposed to pick me up from the hospital and all.
04:15Good old reliable Arthur.
04:17Yeah?
04:19Well, you can rely on this. The next time I see him,
04:21I'm gonna jump up and down on his trilby
04:23with his head still in it.
04:35Arthur was gonna pick you up, sir.
04:37He rang the hospital from here, but you'd already been let loose.
04:39Where is he now, then?
04:41I don't know. He's in a bit of business, he said.
04:43Yeah, maybe he's actually gone to bee jams.
04:45See what sort of price he could get for you.
04:47Sure.
04:49I suppose I gave you the version that it's all a jolly jake and he's totally blameless, yeah?
04:53I did tell him I thought it was a stupid thing to do.
04:55Well, the next time you see him, you can tell him from me that we are finished.
04:57Got it? Terminated, definitely.
04:59Oh, come on, Til.
05:01I'm pissed off with always ending up the wally and these stupid antics.
05:05So what are you gonna do to get a crest?
05:07I'm not totally hopeless without Arthur hole in the head daily, you know?
05:10No, no, I didn't mean that. What I meant was...
05:12Yeah, and for your information, I've got a living lined up.
05:14Charlie has put me on wages.
05:16Okay.
05:17Yeah.
05:18You know Keith, my partner, don't you?
05:19Yeah.
05:20He's only been laid down for a three-month stretch for a sorting of copper, hasn't he?
05:23Yeah, well elephants at the time, weren't he?
05:25Stupid idiot.
05:27Anyway, I need someone to give me a hand at the shop. I'm in gear.
05:29Arthur won't be too pleased, you nicking Terry off him.
05:32Oi, I'm not a bit of property, you know.
05:35There's a little bit of brain up there somewhere, isn't there?
05:37I can make my own decisions.
05:38Leave, I'll tell. I wasn't having a go at you.
05:45I can see what you mean, Rowley.
05:47Not the sort of place you'd want to have an accidental fire in
05:51or a series of ugly fracosses.
05:53There was a time I'd have sorted it out myself, Arthur,
05:56but I'm too old and you know that's sort of egg these days.
05:59Agnes!
06:01I thought demanding money with menaces as a way of getting an earner
06:05was finished these days. Too much porridge about.
06:07There's always a few nutlers around who'll have some of it.
06:10How much are they at the demand for?
06:12Monkey a week.
06:13Oh my God, that much?
06:15That must bite into the profits a bit.
06:18A bit.
06:19You know, Rowley, in a situation like this
06:21you wouldn't be totally out of order calling in the old bill.
06:24Yeah, I know, but I always sorted out my own aggravation
06:27when I used to be at it, Arthur.
06:29And I can't change that much even if I have gone legit.
06:31No, I know what you mean.
06:33I mean, there's certain codes of conduct and lifestyles
06:35that the great unwashed out there wouldn't understand.
06:38I mean, we are talking about proper people with proper values.
06:41Right.
06:42And the only thing these bastards understand is violence.
06:44So if you can get Terry to persuade him to try elsewhere,
06:47there's a grand in it for you.
06:49No, no problem, Rowley, no problem.
06:52Just leave it with me.
06:54So where are we going after, then?
06:56Flat clearance job.
06:57Got to pick up the keys from the estate agents first, though.
06:59Yeah.
07:00I always wondered how you got hold of all this junk you knock out.
07:03It's not too difficult.
07:04You can bang on doors and ask.
07:07Keep your eye on the obituary columns and local papers.
07:10Culture a few geezers in the estate agents' offices.
07:12See who's moving out.
07:14Selling up, et cetera.
07:15It's easy.
07:18Charlie Pope?
07:19Yep.
07:20He's supposed to be a friend of mine.
07:22He's well out of order poaching my labour force.
07:24Well out of order.
07:25Well, that ain't the way Terry sees it at all.
07:27But I'll tell you this, he has got that dead needle with you.
07:30Your relationship is, er, how do you put it?
07:32Finished.
07:33Totally terminated as far as he's concerned.
07:36What?
07:37Really?
07:38You can say that his attitude is decidedly frosty.
07:41Now, he'll thaw out.
07:42That boy can't cross a road without me to guide him.
07:44Hello, Mary.
07:45This is where all he's about.
07:46Oh, no.
07:47He's, er, gone to view some properties.
07:48I'm afraid he won't be back till late this afternoon.
07:49Can I help?
07:50I've come for the keys to the flat in Ellsmere Court.
07:51Oh, yeah.
07:52He mentioned something.
07:53Clearance job.
07:54Oh, yeah, that's it.
07:55Keeping busy, are you?
07:56Sort of.
07:57Er, what's the number of the, erm...
07:58Six.
07:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:00Oh, yeah, he mentioned something.
08:02Clearance job.
08:03Oh, yeah, that's it.
08:05Keeping busy, are you?
08:07Sort of.
08:09Er, what's the number of the, erm...
08:12Six.
08:13Six.
08:14Oh.
08:22What's the matter?
08:23Hello.
08:30Silly bleeder.
08:33I must be cracking up.
08:34It's number nine, innit?
08:40There you go.
08:41Yeah.
08:42I don't know what's the matter with me today.
08:44The trolley.
08:45What trolley?
08:46The trolley to, well, move some of the gear.
08:48It's in the back of the van.
08:49That's all right.
08:50I'll go down and get it.
08:51Right.
09:12Hello?
09:13Anybody home?
09:14Anybody home?
09:15Hello?
09:28Anybody home?
09:45This is the first time I'm leaving.
10:00This is the first time I was visiting to the next time.
10:11I took your time, didn't you?
10:29Yeah, well, I was taking a leak, won't I?
10:31I didn't expect this.
10:34What?
10:35Well, when you said it was some old boy's gaff, I thought, well, you know.
10:38Well, not all old boys are parasitic and living in poverty, too.
10:41Well, come on, let's shift what we've got to.
10:45Got a busy day, Ed.
10:48As a runabout for your good lady wife, you couldn't do better, Mr. Collins.
10:51Economical is not the word.
10:53If it ran on water, it couldn't be cheaper.
10:55Stylish, easy to park, and above all, British.
10:59Well, I'm not sure I wanted to go to the price you're asking.
11:01Well, you're pleased with the Merc, aren't you?
11:03Oh, yes, yes.
11:04Well, as an old customer, I think I can accommodate you, shall we say what?
11:06Five percent discount on my asking price?
11:09Shall we say ten?
11:10Ten?
11:10Cash.
11:11Oh, well.
11:12Oh, and on the provisor that my wife likes her.
11:14So, if you'd like to drop it round.
11:18All right?
11:18Yeah, well, then.
11:20What are you doing?
11:22I'm sorry, the air slipped.
11:23What's all this?
11:24There's stuff in it.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Neatly.
11:28Well, it's concrete books.
11:31Maybe it was an old queen.
11:33Erm, could be his daughters.
11:34Yeah, but I thought you said he lived alone.
11:37Yeah, but she used to stay here now again, him being sick like, you know.
11:42Why would she leave stuff like this, then, eh?
11:44I don't know.
11:45Maybe she...
11:46Now I think of it, she did mention something about one or two personal items still being left.
11:53Look, I'll tell you what.
11:54You cop hold of that standard lamp over there and take it down to the van.
11:57I'll sort this stuff out.
11:59I'll stick it in a bag or something, all right?
12:00I'll give her a call and let her know.
12:03Yeah, all right.
12:03I'll give her a call.
12:34Yes, of course.
12:35Well, er, you'd better come in.
12:36Oh, thank you.
12:40Abigail, Mr. Daly's here with the car.
12:42Okay, I'll be down in a minute.
12:44Oh, thank you.
12:45Of course, it's much larger than the last place.
12:47Took us ages to find what we're looking for.
12:50Mind you, we didn't really want to be this far from the centre of town, which partly explains the second car.
12:54Very nice, Mr. Collins, very nice.
12:56You can't beat a touch of the suburban rurals within striking distance of the metropolis, I always say.
13:01Do you?
13:01Ah, I see your eye for quality doesn't stop at houses and cars, Mr. Collins.
13:06Very tasteful.
13:07Very tasteful indeed.
13:10Unfortunately, I'm going to have to buy one or two more pieces to avoid looking somewhat spartan.
13:15Oh, really?
13:16Oh, I may be able to help you now.
13:17Oh?
13:18Yes, the goods and chattels trade forms quite a part of my extensive business empire.
13:22I mean, what I haven't got, I can get.
13:23You don't just have to ask.
13:26Ah, there you are.
13:28Mr. Daly, my wife, Abigail.
13:29It's a pleasure and an honour to make your acquaintance, my dear.
13:32How perfectly charming of you to say so, Mr. Daly.
13:34Definitely.
13:35Yeah, definitely.
13:37Pardon?
13:38May I say, as someone who's been in the motor trade for a considerable time,
13:42and he's noted for his discernment that a set of wills should fit in with the personality of the person who owns them.
13:48Oh, really?
13:50And if I may make so bold, what awaits you in your driveway will blend in with your good self like the very best in haute couture.
13:58Good God.
14:04The wrong ones.
14:06Pray so.
14:07Completely wasted journey.
14:08I was practically there when I realised you gave me the wrong ones.
14:12And me with a right busy schedule as well.
14:14Oh, dear, I am sorry.
14:15Mr. Rawlings will really have a go at me when he finds out.
14:20You see, I did the same thing with a potential client only last week.
14:23Oh, well, don't worry about it.
14:26I won't say anything if you don't, OK?
14:27Oh, it's ever so good to you.
14:30I'll get you the right ones.
14:31Lovely.
14:33I don't know what's been the matter with me lately.
14:36I guess I've been getting overexcited.
14:39Nervous, actually.
14:41Oh, why's that?
14:42Well, I'm going on holiday tomorrow, abroad, in a plane.
14:47It's just I've never flown before, you know.
14:50I get this sick feeling every time I think about it.
14:53You just take a couple of mogadons and a large drop of duty free.
14:55You'll be all right.
14:57Hello, John.
14:58All right?
14:58Hello, Charlie.
15:00I've just come about the keys to the flat in Ellesmere Court.
15:02Oh, yes.
15:03Have you got them?
15:04Oh, yeah.
15:06Here they are.
15:07Number six.
15:08That's them.
15:10There you go.
15:11Thanks, John.
15:12Take you long, will it?
15:13Uh, well, I'm a bit short on time today, so I thought, well, pick up the keys now and make a start first thing in the morning.
15:19All right?
15:20Sure.
15:20I'll just drop them back as soon as you're done.
15:22All right.
15:22It's all, John.
15:24Bye, Mary.
15:35All right.
15:37OK.
15:38Morning, OK?
15:39Just cut for another clearance job, the same block of flats.
15:41Same block?
15:42How do you manage that?
15:43Oh, they, uh, handle all that property.
15:45Some gig are selling up and going abroad.
15:48Sounded, though, isn't it?
15:49Yeah.
15:50Morning, Andy.
15:50Right.
15:51Where to?
15:52The shop?
15:53No.
15:53Need a man of mine in Rathbone Street.
15:55We can, uh, get rid of most of this stuff straight away.
15:57It's all go, isn't it?
15:58Yeah.
15:59I was, uh, pointing out to your husband just now that the economy of this vehicle is such that it brings, uh, yes, certainly, certainly, tears to a petrol salesman's eyes.
16:10And does it have reclining seats?
16:12Oh, yes, indeed, my dear.
16:13And at the touch of a button, you can be positively prostrate.
16:15I'll come round and show you.
16:20I'll, uh, just show you.
16:24This is good.
16:26I'll be able to bless it.
16:28Bless it?
16:29Yes.
16:30You know.
16:31Uh, Spring-Strong.
16:35Oh, my God.
16:43If I'd seen someone stealing my possessions, I should have done something about it there and then.
16:49Or, at the very least, have been able to describe them to you.
16:53I'm not a fool.
16:53Oh, no, of course not, madam.
16:55It's just that, well, to remove so much stuff would have taken some time.
17:00And that would have been a bit risky.
17:01Unless, of course, they knew you weren't likely to be around.
17:05Meaning?
17:05Well, meaning they probably cased the job.
17:08That is to say, spent some time observing the flats and you and your habits when you're likely to be there, when you're not.
17:15Probably even followed you to work.
17:17So, you see, you may have subconsciously noticed something.
17:20Rubbish.
17:20I'm an extremely observant person, Sergeant.
17:23And I can assure you that if any man followed me, I would be aware of it.
17:30Have you had any callers at the flat recently, on some pretext or other?
17:33No one that I didn't know or that I wasn't expecting.
17:36And as I told you, I only moved into the damn place a little more than a week ago.
17:41This is a total waste of my time.
17:44Yes, ma'am.
17:44Well, if you would just like to let the officer here have a complete list of everything that was taken, together with an approximate valuation.
18:01No, Terry. No.
18:04Decided to show your face at last, have you?
18:06I beg your pardon?
18:07You can beg all your life, something, and you'll get nothing.
18:10Terry, I've simply come over to clarify a misunderstanding.
18:13Misunderstanding?
18:15Yes.
18:15I am informed by Dave that for some incomprehensible reason, you have got me up with me.
18:21Well, actually, I'm somewhat me will do.
18:22Stop. Stop.
18:23Just stop, will you?
18:24Before you go into one, let me tell you this, son.
18:26I'm not interested, right?
18:28You and me are finished.
18:30Finito.
18:31No more.
18:31You got that?
18:33I see.
18:33That's my reward, is it?
18:35That's the gratitude I get for years of loyal friendship.
18:39A dagger in the back.
18:40That's what I get for my unselfish sucker and support of you along life's hazardous highways.
18:45Treachery.
18:46That's my take-home pay.
18:48How much is Charlie asking for these chairs?
18:53Unbelievable.
18:54Who are you?
18:55You.
18:56Me?
18:57Not a word.
18:58Not a single word.
19:00Terry, are you all right?
19:02All right.
19:02Am I all right?
19:03You've got a front to come in here and ask me if I'm all right.
19:05I could have died in that bleeding freezer, couldn't I?
19:07Terry.
19:07What do I get?
19:08Do I get one word of apology?
19:09No.
19:10Do I get one word of explanation?
19:12No.
19:12All I get is garbage, innit?
19:14Terry.
19:14That's all I've ever got from you, innit?
19:15Garbage!
19:16Now, now, Terry.
19:17Don't you now, now, Terry me.
19:18All right, now, now, Mr McCann.
19:20Listen, why don't you just piss off before I really get the needle?
19:24You are being very unreasonable, Terry.
19:27Ah-ha.
19:27I explained everything to Dave.
19:29He told me that he told me...
19:30Yeah, what did he tell you?
19:31Just let me say this to you.
19:32Now, frosty fate that you suffered was...
19:34Arthur.
19:35Listen, I have absolutely no interest anymore in whatever you've got to say or do.
19:40All right?
19:41All right.
19:43Can I take it you're not interested in earning 200 sols for 10 minutes of your valuable time?
19:56All right, all right.
19:56You know...
19:57All right.
19:58All right.
20:03Just go away now, will you?
20:04All right.
20:05All right.
20:06Hey, Charlie, doing all right, are you?
20:17Yeah, yeah.
20:18How are you doing, Hopper?
20:20Well, I'm not wearing hand-made suits because I'm a pauper,
20:23but otherwise business as usual, you know.
20:25With or without, I had help.
20:26Oh, yeah, well, I was, um...
20:27No, no, don't be embarrassed about Terry.
20:29He's his own man.
20:31If he wants to start again from the bottom, that's his prerogative.
20:34How's the junk furniture business going, by the way?
20:37Oh, it's not all junk, Arthur, you know.
20:39I'll get hold of the odd bit of cream.
20:41Really? Can't say I've noticed.
20:43Pity, really, cos her indoors has been agging me for a couple of nice chairs
20:47to go with a Regency stripe we've had bunged on a lounge wall.
20:50Listen, I'm gonna shoot off, get a cup of tea and a sarn. Are you all right?
20:53Oh, yeah, don't be too long with you, Till. I've got that job to do, all right?
20:55I'll be back in a minute.
20:56All right.
20:57Oh, well, a couple of deals to conclude before noon.
20:59I'm about to be on my way.
21:00Hang on a sec, Arthur. I might have just what you're looking for.
21:03Oh, he ain't here, Rowley. Have you tried his car lock?
21:06No, he's not there.
21:07What about his locker?
21:09I've tried it.
21:10Well, if he shows, I'll get him to give you a bell.
21:12Tell him it's important.
21:13Oh, yeah, it's important. Right.
21:15I still can't believe that Arthur parted with seven and a half for those chairs.
21:30Genuine antics, Terry. He's had a right good deal, except my word for it.
21:34How much they stand you in for?
21:36Oh, about a monkey, I suppose.
21:38Hmm.
21:39A beautiful pair of Regency chairs, Mr. Collins.
21:42What?
21:43Yeah, of course I can.
21:45What time?
21:47No, no, no, no, that's no problem.
21:49Right.
21:50Will do.
21:51Bye.
21:52OK, Arthur?
21:53Yeah, thanks, Terry.
21:54What's like to tell Rowley-Poly if he calls a game?
21:56Tell him not to worry.
21:57I'm working on it.
21:58Now, Terry's giving you a blink.
22:00Listen, that ingrate is not the only muscle on the plot.
22:02I'll think of someone.
22:06OK.
22:07Are you all right?
22:08Oh, dear I know.
22:09Bit clubby, isn't he, Rick?
22:11I'll be on the stairs then, all right?
22:12OK, Rick.
22:30There's something I've gotta tell you.
22:31What are you doing?
22:32Who's that?
22:33There's something I've gotta tell you.
22:34What're you doing?
22:35Well, well, well.
22:37This could be very interesting.
22:55What are you doing?
22:57What's that?
22:58What are you doing?
23:06You did what?
23:07I was gonna tell you, you're honest.
23:08I'll do you for this, Charlie. So help me.
23:10Don't get upset.
23:12Don't get upset and get out of it. Just listen to me.
23:28No one saw us yesterday, tell no one, I guarantee.
23:34How do you know that? You can't possibly know that, can you?
23:37I mean, they could have been looking out the windows or anything.
23:39No, I was watching. All the time, I was watching.
23:41Well, I would be, wouldn't I?
23:43Yeah, but it don't matter, does it?
23:44I mean, how hard is it for them to check up with the estate agent
23:47and find out about the cock up with the keys, eh?
23:49I told you, the bird's gone on, honouredy.
23:51She won't even be about for a fortnight.
23:53All we've got to do is front it out.
23:55What we're doing now is totally legit.
23:59Let them think what they like.
24:01What can they prove?
24:02And what happens if they check the shop?
24:04There's nothing there, is there?
24:06Arthur had the last of it.
24:18Oh, good day, madam. I am Detective Sergeant Rycott from this...
24:22Oh, God.
24:23What?
24:24What?
24:25He's only Rycott, innit?
24:26Who?
24:27Detective Bliton's Sergeant Rycott.
24:29What, you mean you know him?
24:30Oh, yeah, I know him. And he knows me and all.
24:33Well, that could be handy. Can it be straightened?
24:35Oh, yeah, it ain't be straightened, but not by you and me, son.
24:38There is nothing he'd like better than to nick me.
24:40And Arthur, for that matter.
24:41Look, Till, don't panic.
24:43Don't panic? I want to break your bleat neck.
24:45I've got me in this.
24:46Stay calm.
24:47Listen, I'll tell you what, look, why don't we just make out the bat now while he's busy, OK?
24:51Oh, leave off? What about me van? It's out in the front.
24:54It's a dot on the card. They've taken the number of it.
24:57Oh.
24:59Keep calm.
25:00Let me do the talking, all right?
25:02Yeah.
25:03Take those pictures off the wall. Look busy.
25:11Yeah?
25:12Police.
25:13Oh. Anything I can do for your officer?
25:15I understand you're removing furniture from this flat.
25:18I wonder if you'd mind if I...
25:20Hello, Mr Rycott. I thought I recognised those dulcet tones.
25:25Yeah, this is a clearance shot of COVID.
25:27It's not really embarrassing, this.
25:28I mean, if we just stop and have a chat, I can explain it on, can't we?
25:30Yeah.
25:31I shall sue for force arrest, you know.
25:32You are not being arrested.
25:33Well, then, what have you done?
25:34You have volunteered to come down to the station and help us with our enquiries.
25:37Oh, dear, what are you talking about?
25:38Of course. Now, shut up and get in now.
25:40Oh, well, I'm not saying.
25:41All right, all right.
25:44OK, all right.
25:45Leave it to me, eh?
25:46I'll do the talking, it'll be all right, eh?
25:49I mean, craftsmanship like this deserves the proper setting.
25:52Don't you agree? I mean, the right ambience.
25:54Which is why I naturally thought of you and your beautiful new home.
25:57I mean, these are not chairs just for flopping your weary in.
26:00I mean, these are works of art.
26:02I mean, they're handmade.
26:04How much?
26:05Well, I know what I could get for them.
26:07I stuck them in an auction at Sotheby's.
26:09But, as quick turnover and small profit is my motto,
26:11and as a personal favour to you,
26:13shall we say 1,800 a pair?
26:16Shall we say thank you for your offer and good day?
26:18Ha, ha, ha.
26:19You're our man to do business with, Mr Collins.
26:22All right, 1,800 cash and I'll forget the VAT.
26:25I don't intend to haggle, Mr Daly.
26:271,500, take or to leave it?
26:29I'll take it.
26:30Thought you might.
26:31Well, bring them in and I'll write you a cheque.
26:34Arthur?
26:35Well, anything you're mixed up in automatically involves Arthur, doesn't it?
26:41I'm not mixed up in anything.
26:43And for your information, I don't graft with Arthur any more.
26:46That'll be the day.
26:47It is the day.
26:48The week, permanently.
26:50Oh, had a little falling out, had we, Terry?
26:52Yeah, you could say that, yeah.
26:54I told you I work with Charlie Pike now.
26:57Since when?
26:58A few days.
26:59So you were with him yesterday, then?
27:02Yeah.
27:03All day?
27:04Yeah.
27:05Well, no, no, not all day, no.
27:07When then?
27:08Well, whenever he was in the shop.
27:09When was that?
27:10When was what?
27:12When was he in the shop?
27:14When he wasn't out of it.
27:16What time was he there?
27:18Well, I don't know.
27:19He comes back with some force, doesn't he?
27:21How often?
27:22Look, it's a shop, not a ship.
27:25I don't log him, do I?
27:26And you were there all day?
27:28Yes.
27:29Can you prove it?
27:30Can you prove I wasn't?
27:32I intend to, McCann.
27:33I intend to.
27:45The name of the estate agent?
27:47John Rawlins.
27:49Address?
27:50Eight.
27:51Keris McRoe, Shepard's Bush.
27:54I take it you have no objection if we search your premises?
27:58No, none at all.
28:00Provided I'm present.
28:02Well, I wouldn't want any fitted furniture, would I?
28:07I don't like them.
28:09Don't like them?
28:10No.
28:11How can you not like them, Mrs Collins?
28:13I mean, I...
28:14I just don't.
28:15Well, I do.
28:16Well, you might have consulted me first.
28:18You weren't here.
28:19Well, would it have made any difference if I were?
28:21There we go.
28:22Whether you like them or not, they're damn fine chairs.
28:24I have a very good investment, Mrs Collins, in these days of rampant inflation.
28:27Oh, is that so, Mr Daly?
28:29Don't you mean rampant profiteering?
28:31Nonsense, darling.
28:32They're a bargain.
28:33A steal, Mr Collins.
28:35A steal.
28:36Of course I know Arthur Daly.
28:39But I've never done any business with him.
28:42No, that is not what McCann says.
28:44No, really.
28:46I'll tell you what.
28:48You show me a statement where Terry says I've done business with Arthur.
28:51Don't get a lemon with me, Pope.
28:53Then don't take me for a mug, Sergeant.
28:55My pleasure, Mr Collins.
28:56My pleasure.
28:57And if I should come across any more articles of the antique persuasion, you'd be interested, would you?
29:02Possibly, Mr Daly. Possibly.
29:03Good, good.
29:04I'll have a word with my mayor and see what he can do.
29:07I do hope you're not implying that I, or anyone with this agency, had anything to do with this unfortunate robbery, Sergeant.
29:14Oh, well, not knowingly, sir.
29:16Not in any shape or form.
29:18You said yourself, sir, that you have keys to a number of the flats in the building.
29:22Yes.
29:23That's because we've always handled the entire property for the owners.
29:26And as half the flats are only on short-term leases.
29:28Well, couldn't there have been a mix-up, then?
29:30Mix-up?
29:31Well, I mean, perhaps you gave Mr Pope the keys to nine instead of six.
29:35By mistake, lad.
29:36I do not make that kind of mistake.
29:39And correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you say Mr Pope was clearing flat six when you apprehended him?
29:45Oh, yeah.
29:46Then how in heaven's name did he gain entry if I didn't give him the right keys?
29:50I don't know how I suffer you, Mellish.
29:51For a credit.
29:52Sorry, gov.
29:53I don't believe some of this stuff.
29:54Do people actually buy it?
29:55Yeah.
29:56As a matter of fact, we get a lot of ex-coppers in wanting to furnish their retirement arms.
29:57Keep it up, Pope.
29:58Keep it up.
29:59Keep it up.
30:00You can't hang about here, mate.
30:01Go on.
30:02Back in the car and go.
30:03Now, get out of it.
30:04Rikert's in there turning the place over looking for Ben Gale.
30:05So, what's that got to do with me?
30:06The chairs that you bought off Charlie?
30:07Yeah.
30:08I don't believe some of this stuff.
30:09Do people actually buy it?
30:10Yeah.
30:11As a matter of fact, we get a lot of ex-coppers in wanting to furnish their retirement arms.
30:13Keep it up, Pope.
30:14Keep it up.
30:15All right, you can't hang about here, mate.
30:16Go on.
30:17Back in the car and go.
30:18Now.
30:19Get out of it.
30:20Rikert's in there turning the place over looking for Ben Gale.
30:21So, what's that got to do with me?
30:22The chairs that you bought off Charlie?
30:23Yeah.
30:24You can't hang about here, mate.
30:25Go on.
30:26Back in the car and go.
30:27Oi!
30:28You know nothing and he knows we've had a ruck.
30:29Well, well.
30:30Well, well, Mr. Rikert.
30:31Fancy meeting you here.
30:32You, er, keeping well?
30:33Oh, very well, Arthur.
30:34Oh, well.
30:35That's, er...
30:36Oh.
30:37What might you be doing here?
30:38Wasted journey.
30:39Came round to have a word with him.
30:40Oh, well.
30:41Oh, well.
30:42Oh, well.
30:43Oh, well.
30:44Oh, well.
30:45Oh, well.
30:46Oh, well.
30:47Oh, well.
30:48Oh, well.
30:49Oh, well.
30:50That's, er...
30:51Oh.
30:52What might you be doing here?
30:54Wasted journey.
30:55Came round to have a word with him.
30:56Yeah, well, you've had your word on your bike.
30:58Yeah, all right, all right.
30:59We're finished.
31:00I told you that.
31:01Bloody ingrate.
31:02Try and help people.
31:03Keep them on the straight and narrow.
31:04What do you get?
31:05Knife between the blades.
31:06And there's another one.
31:07Just because I'm out of town for a little while on business, sneaks behind me back and
31:10nicks me labour force.
31:11I'm not your bleeding labour force.
31:13I'm not interested in your petty squabbles.
31:15And what is more, my unerring instinct, my infallible instinct, tells me it's all a load
31:22of cobblers.
31:23You've both taken flagrant and outrageous liberties putting me on offer with ricot like
31:26this.
31:27I hope you're talking about taking bleeding liberties, eh?
31:28I do not jeopardise my friend's freedom by deceiving them into buying hooky merchandise.
31:32Oh, not you, Arthur, no, of course.
31:33Oh, no.
31:34I suppose you're on their side.
31:35The way I see it, Arthur, we've got no choice but to all be on the same side.
31:38Yeah, and it seems to me that I'm the only one who gets zilch out of this, and I'm
31:41the only one who's gonna get their collar felt.
31:43And it seems to me you three earning abuse at each other ain't gonna solve nothing.
31:47The thing is, what are you gonna do to sort it?
31:49Well, why should I do anything?
31:50I didn't plunder no flat.
31:51They did.
31:52What's all this they?
31:53He did.
31:54Ignorance is no excuse where the law's concerned, Terry.
31:56As your solicitor will be quick to point out to you when...
31:58When?
31:59When what, eh?
32:00When you're beside me in the dock for receiving and selling stolen furniture?
32:04Well, I don't think that is likely to happen.
32:06Not unless you're planning to add grass into your list of credits.
32:09Oh, I'm a grass now, I might.
32:10Well, you would be, wouldn't you?
32:11I would be, right?
32:12You've killed it.
32:13Arthur, that was out of order.
32:14All right, all right.
32:15I'm sorry, I take it back.
32:16All right, we may be having our little differences at the moment.
32:19I know you wouldn't put me up the plod.
32:21Thank you very much.
32:22But you are getting far too emotional these days, Terry.
32:24Far too emotional.
32:25Emotional?
32:26Oh, come on, you two.
32:27Calm down.
32:28Dave's right.
32:29Blaming each other ain't gonna cure any headaches we might get.
32:32Yeah, all right.
32:33Anyway, I can't see what all the hassle's about.
32:35The way I see it, this ricott's gonna have to get more than lucky to prove anything against us.
32:39I don't know about that.
32:40He can be a tenacious basket once he thinks he's on to something.
32:43Oh, that's so true.
32:45Do you mind if I make a suggestion?
32:46Oh, please, you're the only one with any sense round here.
32:49Well, it seems to me it shouldn't be too difficult to reclaim that gear and return it to the Bird's flat.
32:54Oh, don't be right.
32:55On the QT, of course.
32:56Oh, leave.
32:57Hold on, he might be right.
32:58What would be the point?
32:59Well, the point is that you can't be nicked for theft
33:01if the goods are in the possession of the rightful owner.
33:03What about if it comes on top while we're returning it?
33:05Well, the worst they can do you for is depriving the rightful owner of her goods for a short period of time.
33:10Now, that's a misdemeanor.
33:11I find it the worst.
33:13My dear Sadler, that is theft.
33:16And that means Bird for any one of you three.
33:21I think he's right.
33:22He is not right.
33:24Well, I say he is.
33:25What do you say, Charlie?
33:26Oh, I don't know, Tom.
33:28But, well, as soon as it's down to me for putting you in it, sort of, I'll give it a whirl.
33:32Now, listen, this mate of yours you knocked the gear out to. Will he give it back?
33:35Oh, yeah.
33:36He knows it's hooky, so he normally sticks it away for a bit before he gets rid of it.
33:39Yeah, well, my man won't be quite so accommodating.
33:41He's embarrassingly straight.
33:42Well, there's even more reason to aim the chairs once he knows they're crooked, innit?
33:45Look, when I say straight, Terry, I mean as in over-scrupulous.
33:48No, no, no. He'll be straight on the trumpet to plod.
33:50Well, you'll have to think of something else, then, won't you?
33:52Won't you?
33:56Defect?
33:57Yes, I found it out from a man who sold them to a man who sold them to a man who sold them to me.
34:02I think he's wrong. Those chairs are in perfect position.
34:05Well, he says something to do with the worm in the wicker work.
34:09Mr. Daly, I'm not interested in selling those chairs back to you.
34:12And even if I was, I certainly wouldn't pay the price I paid, though worth at least 500 pounds more than that.
34:16500 pounds?
34:18I don't want to seem rude, Mr. Daly, but I am in rather a hurry.
34:21You mind?
34:27Two grand?
34:29At least.
34:31I let you have them for practically nothing, then, didn't I?
34:34Yeah, because you knew they were nicked and I didn't.
34:36And how much did you knock them out to him for, then, eh?
34:38That is immaterial, Terrence.
34:40I don't think so. How much? You don't want me to get moody, do you?
34:45Well, as a matter of fact, 1,500.
34:49Fifteen?
34:50But that doesn't alter the fact that a man refuses point-blank to sell them back to me.
34:54We've got to think of something else.
34:55Well, come on, what?
34:56God knows.
34:59Ian, what about his missus?
35:00Well, what about her?
35:01Well, you, er, mentioned the fact that she didn't like the chairs.
35:04Yeah.
35:05So how about if Terry tries to get into her?
35:07Do what?
35:08Get into...
35:09You are talking about a woman whose husband I do business with.
35:12What's that got to do with it?
35:13With Terry's natural talent for chatting up the ladies, he could go over there...
35:16What are you talking about?
35:17What am I, some kind of bleeding gigolo or something?
35:19There's this bird who I've never even seen, I'm supposed to give her a good seeing to,
35:23then say, for the use of my body, I claim two grand's worth of antique chairs.
35:26Well?
35:27What are you, radio rental?
35:31Yeah, it's very distasteful, very distasteful indeed, Terry.
35:35In spite of the fact that she is a very attractive lady, who I'm sure would not be averse to a bit of rough trade.
35:39I'll tell you what, why don't you give her one then, eh?
35:42I said rough it.
35:43Yeah, if you've got a memory...
35:44I don't think I could never...
35:45Oh, come on, don't stop all this again!
35:51Listen, I think I've got an idea how we're going to get those chairs back,
35:54without any of us putting our faces on offer.
35:56Well, come on.
35:57Bill and Ben.
35:58The corner men.
35:59The what?
36:00A couple of pals of mine, dynamite con artists.
36:04They'll, er, want a nice drink, mind.
36:08How much?
36:09Two hundred.
36:11Each.
36:12That's a bit strong, innit?
36:13It comes out of the owner we had on the chairs anyway.
36:15That's right, and for staying out of the shovel, it's cheaper half the price, innit?
36:18And half.
36:19It's what we went up from.
36:22So come on, one of you.
36:23Paid a man.
36:25Why an audit.
36:27You'll have to apply to either.
36:29I'll weigh in with the other half when Bill and Ben deliver.
36:32I've heard there's no doubt about it, madam.
36:37These are the chairs, all right.
36:38Oh, but that's ridiculous.
36:40They can't be stolen.
36:41My husband would never buy...
36:44I mean, he bought these chairs in good faith from Mr Daly.
36:46I was here at the time.
36:48Mr Daly, madam?
36:49Ah, yes.
36:50He's a business acquaintance of my husband.
36:53But surely if you knew the chairs were here...
36:55We're acting on information received anonymously, madam.
36:57But we'd certainly like to interview this Mr Daly.
37:00Do you know where we can get in touch with him?
37:02Oh, I've got his business card somewhere in my bag, I think.
37:13Yes, there.
37:14How well do you know this, Mr Daly?
37:21Oh, hardly at all.
37:22My husband's bought a couple of cars from him.
37:25But I can hardly believe that he would knowingly sell my husband's stolen property.
37:29I mean...
37:30You may be right, madam.
37:31He could have been duped.
37:33But we're still going to have to check it out.
37:35In the meantime, I'm afraid we're going to have to take these chairs with us.
37:38Take the chairs with you.
37:40Don't worry, madam.
37:41We'll give you a receipt.
37:47Thanks, chaps.
37:48Well appreciated.
37:49She didn't half go on about Arthur a bit.
37:51So we'd get a bit of egg.
37:53They'd have a job to prove anything now, wouldn't they?
37:55You all right, then?
37:56Yeah, no problem.
37:58Cheers, chaps.
37:59Pleasure.
38:00Love it, don't we?
38:01Anytime.
38:02Why?
38:05Arthur?
38:06Arthur.
38:07What, now?
38:08Now.
38:09But why?
38:10Because, Arthur, it's the same time of day as when we took the gear,
38:12so there's a good chance no-one will be there now.
38:14Look, look, can't you two do it?
38:15I can't do any humping, you know?
38:16I've got this back.
38:17Look, you just keep watch while we do the humping.
38:19Oh, my God.
38:20I just remembered.
38:21I've got an appointment with my carotter.
38:22Shut up.
38:23Look, look, I've got these doggy plates.
38:24We have to have it on our toes.
38:25I'll be a terrible landing cap to you.
38:26God, this unbelievable way.
38:29Good God, Abigail.
38:30How could you have been so bloody naive?
38:32But they were so convincing.
38:34They even showed me their identification cards.
38:36You heard who I was talking to you just then.
38:38That was the local chief inspector,
38:40and he knows nothing about any investigation into stolen antique chairs,
38:44or even less about your two bogus policemen.
38:46I'm... I'm sorry, I...
38:48Well, it's a bit late for that.
38:52I suppose you didn't.
38:54Get your coat.
38:55We've got to go down to the police station.
38:56What for?
38:57They want us to make a statement
38:59and to give them any details that might be of help.
39:06No!
39:07We've got to get in, haven't we?
39:08Yeah, but the damage, the noise.
39:10Can't you... Lloyd it or something?
39:11Don't be stupid.
39:12You can't Lloyd and Maltese, can you?
39:13Of course I can't.
39:14Come on, hurry up.
39:21Oh, there you are, Gus.
39:22Yes, Mellish, here I am.
39:24What is it?
39:25And Inspector Williams of Wimbledon CID has been on the phone making inquiries about Arthur Daly.
39:31And...
39:32I told him I'd get you to phone him back.
39:34Well, did he say what it's in connection with?
39:37I think you're gonna love this, Gavin.
39:40Oh
40:10Come on, for God's sake, I hate working in the field
40:23You couldn't help, I suppose, could you?
40:26I've done my knee in
40:26Just like the door, shut up
40:27Did Daley tell you where he obtained these chairs?
40:31Well, no
40:32And you never thought to ask?
40:34Well, why on earth should I?
40:36Sergeant, if you buy something from someone
40:38you have no reason to suspect isn't reputable
40:41it's hardly customary to ask them how they acquired their stock, is it?
40:45Why do you think he wanted to buy the chairs back, officer?
40:48Well, I imagine it's because he realised
40:50that they're more valuable than he thought
40:51Yes, and when you refuse to sell them back to him
40:55he gets the bright idea to employ a couple of con artists
40:58who come down here and deceive your wife
41:00into parting with them for nothing
41:02Oh, come on, for God's sake
41:09you brought the stuff back
41:10you don't have to polish it as well
41:11Don't be such a dummy, Arthur
41:13What do you want us to do?
41:14Leave our fingerprints all over the place?
41:15Oh, my God
41:16Have you done the chairs?
41:17Yeah
41:17We've got that slippery old sod bang to rights this time, Mellish
41:25That I'll believe when I see it
41:27You know I sometimes get an uneasy feeling
41:30you actually like Arthur bloody daily
41:32Well, life wouldn't be quite the same
41:35without Arthur on the manor, would it, Gov?
41:37Are you quite sure you're cut out to be a police officer, Mellish?
41:40Hey, tell
42:00You sure you don't want to stay grafting with me?
42:03Thanks, but no thanks
42:04No, I've had enough first-hand experience of the second-hand game
42:06Yeah, too right he has
42:07He's back on the firm with me
42:08where it can be protected against lunatics like you
42:11Nothing personal
42:12Arthur, you're dynamite
42:14No hard feelings, Tom
42:15See you around
42:16Yeah, go on, on your bike
42:17Oh, and Arthur
42:18Don't forget to get your story right
42:20for when Rycock gives you a tug
42:21Yeah
42:22When Rycock gives me a tug?
42:25What's he talking about?
42:26Well, you don't have to be a line stone to work it out, do you?
42:28And pre-warned is pre-armed, as we say
42:30Pre-pre-pre-pre-
42:31I'm not with you
42:32You will be, son
42:34You will be
42:35Don't sit there
42:36and give me that stupid, innocent routine
42:38Arthur
42:39Do I look like a complete idiot?
42:41Well, no, not a complete one
42:42I mean, the point is
42:43I do not understand your reasoning in this matter
42:46I mean, yes
42:47I did sell Mr Collins a pair of tatty old antique chairs
42:51Tatty?
42:51Who said anything about tatty?
42:53Well, the ones I sold him certainly weren't
42:55I mean, Terry will verify that, won't you?
42:58No, yeah
42:58They were definitely a bit soty, yeah
42:59How would you know
43:01you weren't there when he sold them?
43:02I'd seen them before, hadn't they?
43:04Oh, yeah
43:04Where?
43:05In Arthur's lock-up
43:06They've been hanging around for ages, haven't they?
43:08Yeah, definitely
43:08I mean, I've had them so long
43:09I can't even remember where they came from
43:11Hmm
43:11Job a lot of rubbish I bought in, I suppose
43:13Rubbish?
43:15Rubbish?
43:16You sold them to Collins for £1,500
43:18Yeah, he can verify that for you
43:22He already has, Arthur
43:23How the hell do you think I know?
43:25And did he tell you what a good deal he got?
43:27Good deal
43:28And how I'd actually try to buy them back from him
43:31Once I found out what their true value was
43:33Did he tell you that and all?
43:34Of course he bloody did
43:35That is why you are sitting here now
43:37On the point of being charged with stealing them
43:40Stealing them?
43:43Stealing what, Mr Eichel?
43:44Stealing the pair of Regency chairs
43:47Which just happened to be identical to a pair
43:49Almost certainly stolen by Pope and you, McCann
43:53Hold on, hold on
43:54Look, I do hope, with all due respect, Mr Rycott
43:57You've got more than just your own suspicions
43:59To back up this load of old codswallop
44:01And I must in all conscience, Mr Rycott
44:03Support Terry in his doubts about the positive nature
44:07Of the evidence you are holding
44:08Lest we err into the area of litigation
44:10And that could be very tacky
44:13Very tacky indeed
44:14Sorry to interrupt, sir, but there's a phone call
44:19I'm Mr Turner
44:20Says it's very important
44:21All right
44:22I will be back
44:25He seems a bit upset
44:31Got an empty tummy or something
44:33Or a bit of domestic trouble
44:34Sound like that, Arthur
44:36I'll put it down to the terrible hours you lads have to work to get across
44:41Don't you, Terry?
44:42Oh, yeah, well, it's a thin blue line, isn't it?
44:46Isn't it?
44:47I mean, stretched to breaking point out there they are, you know
44:49All to hold back the growing forces of villainy
44:52Fairly good indeed
44:54It will be, was it?
44:56No
44:56You're not listening to me, Sergeant
44:58I told you, I've been broken into
45:01Not robbed
45:02On the contrary
45:03What do you mean your furniture's back?
45:05It can't be back
45:06Are you calling me a liar, Sergeant?
45:08No, no, I'm sorry
45:10Are you sure?
45:12I mean...
45:12Of course I'm sure
45:14Does that include the pair of Regency chairs?
45:20Yes, yes, I told you
45:21Everything's being returned
45:23Hello?
45:27Hello?
45:28Are you there?
45:31They are the same chairs that were stolen from Miss Turner's flat
45:34You know that?
45:36Pope knows it, I know
45:37We all bloody know it
45:38Dear O'Law
45:39Please, Mr. Rycon
45:41You're embarrassing us
45:42Where's your dignity?
45:44I mean, think what this unseemly display of emotion might do for discipline
45:47Come, Terence, we have work to do
45:49I'll have you daily
45:52One of these days I'll have you
45:54And you, McCann
45:57Come on, work?
46:03What work?
46:04Yeah, you know, that job I told you about
46:05For, um, Roly-Poly Peter
46:07Fifty sobs for ten minutes of your time
46:09Fifty?
46:10No, hold on, you said two hundred
46:11Oh, no, no, that was when you were a market leader
46:13And Labour was thin on the ground
46:15Eh?
46:15You see, Terry, it's all a question of supply and demand
46:18Oh, don't start all that
46:19No, look, you must realise
46:20How many people there are available to do a job like this
46:23I mean, there's three million unemployed
46:24Roly, how could you?
46:27I thought you said you'd given up being hard case
46:28You'd gone respectable
46:29To be respectable, you've got to be respected, Arthur
46:32Ain't that right, Terry?
46:33Yeah, that's right, Roly
46:34It looks like you haven't forgotten how to get it, either
46:36Yeah, well, I got tired of waiting for Arthur to turn up with you
46:39So I've done them cunning from behind
46:40Just as they come through the door
46:41Yeah, but we had a verbal contract
46:43A fee had been agreed
46:44I think a little honourable compensation is in order
46:47Certainly, and you ain't done nothing
46:49That's right, Roly
46:50Don't need our help anymore
46:51I mean, these aren't going to give them any more ag, are they?
46:54They all right
46:54Well, they're breathing, yeah
46:56Do you want to hang and get them down the stairs?
46:58Yeah, for a small fee, of course
47:14Mr. Collins, how nice to see you
47:17Oh, I suppose you've come about that unfortunate misunderstanding over the chairs
47:21Yeah, something like that
47:22I can't tell you how shocked I was when Mr. Rycott told me what had happened
47:26I really, I don't know what to say
47:28Please don't bother, Mr. Daly
47:30I also had a chat with Sergeant Rycott who gave me some very sensible advice
47:35This is the cheque for my wife's coat
47:38You've already given me one
47:39No, I phoned the bank and stopped payment on that one
47:42You'll notice that cheque's for £2,000 less
47:45What you might call criminal compensation
47:47Good day, Mr. Daly
47:50Arthur
47:56Put it there, mate
47:58Come on, come on
48:00It's really good to be back on the firm
48:04Oh, it's nice of you to say that, Terrence
48:06Listen, would you teach me how to be a winner like you?
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