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00:00Today I celebrate my 1000th show and there'll be a few surprises you definitely won't want to miss.
00:07He twists everything, it all becomes about him.
00:10Nothing happened, I haven't slept with her.
00:12I've seen the way you look at each other.
00:14Surely if you know that your brother's first love who broke his damn heart is still wrapped up,
00:19you would do, apparently, as the saviour, everything in your power to not even look at the woman.
00:24When I was with him, he's possessive, he looked through my laptop non-stop, he emailed my ex.
00:29Then he tried to kill his mum.
00:32Hang on, ex being the key word here.
00:34Who speaks to her ex, right?
00:37Well, well, well, Mick.
00:39We asked him, have you had sexual intercourse with Tina?
00:44He said, no, I haven't.
00:45I wouldn't do that.
00:46He's my kid brother.
00:49Guess what?
00:52The 1000th Jeremy Carr Show, it's next.
00:59So, good morning, guys, and welcome to a very, very special show.
01:18Unbelievably, this is our 1000th show.
01:21Somebody said to me the other day, how did this all begin?
01:23Well, I got a phone call in 2004 from ITV.
01:26Never been in a TV studio.
01:27We did a screen test.
01:28Didn't know where to stand.
01:29Did a pilot.
01:30Had to wear make-up.
01:31Was really confused.
01:32Then, they give me my own show.
01:34The Jeremy Carr Show.
01:35Five years on, on 1000 shows.
01:38Unreal, really.
01:39Let's take a look back at the last five years.
01:42First up, big, big dilemma.
01:44You're a father, and you're about to drop a bombshell that you know will break your daughter's heart.
01:50Good morning, I'm Jeremy Carr, and on today's show, Feuding Sisters, Cheating Lovers, and Relationships at Breaking Point.
01:56Let's do this all-important lie potato results.
02:11It really is time to be honest.
02:13Well, well, well.
02:14She said, no, I haven't.
02:15She was lying.
02:16He said, no.
02:17He was telling the truth.
02:19The DNA test results show this.
02:22Of course you're the child's father.
02:25You're not the child's father, mate.
02:29Sorry.
02:30Why'd you have a one-night stand with her, then?
02:32Why didn't you put something on the end of it?
02:33Why didn't you stay faithful to your girlfriend?
02:35I don't think to be rude, darling, but women like you ought to wise up and stop allowing them to procreate.
02:41Get off my stage now.
02:44Families and relationships should come with a warning sticker, I reckon.
02:48You're standing up and you're being a parent. That's great.
02:50Some advice from an old man.
02:52I'm Jeremy Kyle and I'll see you on the next show.
02:55Good old Jeremy.
02:57Good luck on your thousandth show.
02:59Good luck on your thousandth show.
03:00We love you, don't we?
03:01Don't we love him?
03:02Of course we do.
03:03Hi Jeremy, just thought I'd say hello.
03:05Can't wait to meet you and see what goes on.
03:07And your favourite catchphrase, and I love it as well.
03:08Get off my stage!
03:09Okay guys, so here I am in the Jeremy Kyle show gallery, busy as ever as the team prepare for this morning's show.
03:22And the main man, director Matt, who's been here two and a half, three years.
03:26Two and a half years, yes.
03:27Just interesting, because you guys are always here, we've got graphics, we've got Vicky who settles everything and checks everything, we've got vision mixing, we've got all of it going on.
03:38How busy is it as a show? How difficult is it to direct it?
03:40It's great fun, I really love it. Anything can happen, and we just go with it, and it's great fun from a directing point of view.
03:47Can you believe we've got to a thousand shows?
03:49No, it's amazing, isn't it?
03:50It is unbelievable.
03:51It's gone so quickly.
03:52It has gone quickly, and I do, honestly, I never get to say this to you guys, because you're in this darkened room, but just a massive thank you to everything that you do.
03:58Because that's one of the things I think about the Jeremy Kyle show, there is so much involved with it.
04:02You see, obviously, just the stage, but we're talking in great detail about aftercare, the guys here in the gallery, everybody that puts this together, the guys in sound, absolutely everybody that is involved in this show.
04:13And as we are today celebrating 1,000 shows, time to pension me off soon, a big thank you to absolutely everybody.
04:19And don't go anywhere, because all of this is still to come.
04:23Why do you think I so love you, David? Why?
04:26I hate you.
04:27I don't mean it, I actually hate you.
04:29What?
04:31You don't mean that.
04:33Yeah, I do, I do!
04:34You ruin my life!
04:36Welcome back to this very special show, our 1,000th episode.
04:46And you know what, over the last five years, the team that have put this show together have worked tirelessly.
04:50And one of the people you know and love, although I don't love him at all, is Graham, who wears blue socks and the black suit, but he's here.
04:56What would be an abiding memory of the last five years, mate?
04:59Not one memory, lots of memories.
05:02I just work with a fantastic team.
05:04And it's so rewarding when people make changes in their lives for the good.
05:08Absolutely right.
05:09The other thing that people say to me all the time is, is this show live?
05:12No.
05:13And I'll tell you why it's not live.
05:14Take a look at this.
05:16Hello and welcome back.
05:17So as you can see today, I'm in London.
05:18This is where it all began.
05:19Five years ago.
05:20I actually forgot completely, but we're doing it right now.
05:23They're welcome to each other.
05:25If she's prepared to say, oh, my back door's open.
05:28Good luck to them after the break.
05:29Will lie detector results reveal who is a thief in this fa-
05:43And I've just had a fly land on my nose, which is really quite bad.
05:51Laura's refused to do a lie detector test.
05:53It's a drugs test, for God's sake.
05:56Laura's refused to do the drugs test, so I think it's-
05:58Now, I know he's making a laugh now.
06:00Laura's refused to do the lie-
06:01I've done it again.
06:02What is this?
06:04Laura's refused to do the drugs test.
06:07I think it's for Laura to explain why.
06:09Jeremy, I think you have a very good show.
06:15It's interesting, informative, and I'm sure you're straightening out a lot of very complicated lives.
06:22All the best for the future.
06:24Put something on the end of it!
06:27Do I actually say that? Put something on the end of it?
06:29Regularly.
06:30Are you sure?
06:31Yeah.
06:32And I'll tell you what, whilst you watch an example of me saying that,
06:35I'm going to go and warn up the audience and do the show.
06:37Thank you very much indeed.
06:44A self-confessed player.
06:47Can help, can I?
06:48What does that mean?
06:49Well, I just like to play.
06:52With women?
06:53Why not?
06:54They play with me, I play back.
06:57I guess the serious point is you can play, but you don't really play safely, do you?
07:01Because we're here today to do a DNA test on an eight-week-old child with Danielle.
07:06And you already have a child with Charlie.
07:08Do you have any other children?
07:10No, I know of.
07:12I have to be honest in it.
07:13You and Danielle, as I understand it, to make it as clear as possible.
07:16Today we do DNA on this eight-week-old child.
07:18Do you think she's still in love with you?
07:20I don't know really.
07:22Are you still sleeping with her?
07:23We do.
07:24What chances do you feel that Danielle's child is yours?
07:27I'd say 95%.
07:29Okay.
07:30Do you want to be the father?
07:32I'd love to.
07:33You have a name already tattooed on your shoulder.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Yeah, in my life.
07:37This self-confessed player thing, right?
07:40Mm-hmm.
07:41You just, what, you're irresistible to women?
07:43No, really.
07:44I'm not pretty, but I know I'm not ugly at all, and I just make myself very confident.
07:51But you're a sex addict, aren't you?
07:53Yeah, I am.
07:54What does that mean?
07:55Mm-hmm.
07:56Explain to an old man of 44 what a sex addict is.
07:59Well, you should know what they mean.
08:02How would I know what a sex addict is?
08:05I get excited as a pattern on the kitchen roll nowadays.
08:07Listen, what is a sex addict?
08:09Well, I just like sex anytime, anywhere, anyplace.
08:12I don't give a **** about it.
08:14I just want it.
08:15And how many times a day would be ideal for a sex addict?
08:1820.
08:19Maybe more.
08:23You would understand though, would you not, that, you know, in a series, to pull it back
08:27a little bit here, the result of your actions, you can be a player, you can be into sex,
08:33you can have sex with as many people consenting adults as you damn well want within the confines
08:37of the law.
08:38What I'm saying is, why don't you put something on the end of it more often?
08:44Yeah.
08:45You have a good place there actually.
08:48Play all you want, just play safe.
08:50If she's not his.
08:51It's not just that, then you tell my researchers you can't trust him.
08:54No.
08:55Why is that?
08:56Because I'd be afraid of him leaving the country with her.
08:58So you're afraid that this guy will leave the country with your daughter.
09:01You've heard from people that this guy is not good material for a father.
09:04Can I ask you a question?
09:05Yeah.
09:06Why did you allow him to take the condom off then?
09:08I don't know.
09:09But I'm being serious.
09:10It takes two to tango.
09:11It's not just right to nail him with that.
09:13I agree.
09:14It was too good, didn't it?
09:15I agree.
09:16What do you mean it was too good, wasn't it?
09:17She asked me to take the condom off.
09:21Tell me what he's like as a man, as a partner, as a player.
09:25Well, very secretive.
09:26Always kept his phone hidden and everything.
09:27Why should I allow you to see my text message when I don't go through your phone?
09:39He received a thank you card.
09:40If you don't allow me to go through your phone, you should not be allowed to go through
09:43my phone.
09:44It's simple as that.
09:45And I never hide nothing from you.
09:46Do you know what I don't get?
09:47He said he wasn't into you.
09:48You were more into him than he was into you.
09:50True or false?
09:51False.
09:52Well, you didn't want a relationship with him.
09:54Well, I was with him, yeah.
09:55Why did you accept his proposal of marriage then?
09:58Well, at the time, I was pregnant and I wanted my baby to have a father.
10:03Tell me about the day of the proposal.
10:05Tell me how it went.
10:06Well, it was on Facebook, so I didn't really speak to him.
10:10Don Juan over there, via Facebook, proposes to you.
10:15True?
10:16True.
10:17What were you doing the same day with the same sort of information?
10:19Proposing to Charlie.
10:21Proposing to Charlie as well?
10:22Not in the same day.
10:23I proposed to Charlie, not in the Facebook, not in the Facebook, to the phone.
10:29I was in Portugal at the time.
10:31I don't care where the hell you were.
10:32You can't propose to two women on a social networking site within 24 hours of each other
10:36unless you're barking mad.
10:37Not 24 hours.
10:38Well, whatever.
10:39So, did you take his proposal seriously?
10:43Did you say yes?
10:44I did at the time, yes.
10:45Did Charlie say yes?
10:47Er, I don't remember actually.
10:49Charlie and you, have you had any contact?
10:51Because she warned you, didn't you?
10:52I've spoke to her on the phone.
10:54Didn't she warn you?
10:55On Facebook, yes.
10:56What did she say to you about him?
10:58That he's more or less useless as a father.
11:02He left his son crying and everything and just that he's a player.
11:07The baby cry is normal.
11:08I don't like the baby cry.
11:09The baby cry is normal.
11:10The baby cry for any reason.
11:11I don't like the baby crying.
11:12The fact of life, they cry.
11:14Let me just get it straight.
11:15He says that he was never into you and it was just sex.
11:17But he does admit...
11:18Why did you tell me I love you then?
11:20Because you said I'm just being nice to back, innit?
11:23It's nice to be nice.
11:24And as I told you, I loved you.
11:26No, it's just nice to be nice.
11:27It's just nice to be nice.
11:29Simple as that.
11:30I'm going to be nice today.
11:31I'm going to propose to two women on a social networking site.
11:34You're playing with people's feelings, my friend.
11:36Now the other ex, you have an eight-month-old with
11:38and you freely admit you sit in love with her.
11:40Yeah, I see.
11:41Although she warned her about how used she was.
11:42Let's get Charlie on the show, ladies and gentlemen.
11:45Nice to meet you.
11:46Nice to finally meet you, babe.
11:47You all right?
11:48Yeah.
11:49And you, I can't believe you.
11:50Really can't believe you.
11:51I can't, do you know?
11:52And there, you just blatantly sat there and tried ripping her.
11:53Do you know what I mean?
11:54I don't.
11:55You have.
11:56Everything.
11:57Everything.
11:58No, I always tell...
11:59And you asked her to marry her over the Facebook and that.
12:01And not only that, you asked me to marry her as well.
12:02But not on Facebook.
12:03And then you say you're a great person.
12:04I don't.
12:05I don't.
12:06I don't.
12:07I don't.
12:08I don't.
12:09I don't.
12:10I don't.
12:11I don't.
12:12I don't.
12:13I'm not on Facebook.
12:14And then you say you're a great dad.
12:15You say you're a great dad.
12:16For what?
12:17The past three weeks you've seen your son.
12:18For the past three weeks.
12:19Yeah.
12:20A couple of hours each time.
12:21And you're trying to get into me.
12:22Gino, there will never, ever be me and you.
12:24Never.
12:25Never.
12:26Simple.
12:27That is good.
12:28Simple as.
12:29I can live with her.
12:30I told you.
12:31But Daniel with you lovey, I'd like to meet up with you and let the kids see each other
12:32and that.
12:33It's a shame really.
12:34You've got a father like him.
12:35You didn't expect this from me did you Gino?
12:37No I don't care really.
12:38Because I told you already, I really don't want to get into you too much.
12:41Because, for the good ... for the sake of being able to see my kids.
12:44And I told you that too many times.
12:45Can I just jump in a second?
12:46Just for a reason.
12:47Just for a reason. The way you live your life is slightly different, I think, to how most people would live your life.
12:53You know, there are rules. There are basic human rules within a society, aren't there?
12:57Yeah.
12:58How would you describe them?
13:00Well...
13:00Has he got his own set of rules or something?
13:02Yeah, Gino's a player. He's got his own Ten Commandments and it all basically boils down...
13:07Oh, yeah, that's it. He asked me to write the Ten Commandments to the player.
13:09He actually is somewhere. If you have got it, I would like you to read it out, please, Jane.
13:13William, bring me this, please. This is absolutely extraordinary.
13:16Gino's Ten Commandments, this is.
13:22No, no, no, shut your mouth. I'm speaking now.
13:24The Ten Commandments was right after all of this happened, by the way.
13:30So, the Ten Commandments of a player, ladies and gentlemen. Now, just hear me out, because it's brilliant.
13:36Number one, always play safe.
13:41But it's not even funny, because you don't use a condom. That's why we're doing a DNA test.
13:45I was now.
13:46Still making auditions, does it?
13:47Never lose control.
13:50Really.
13:50Never feel guilty.
13:53Never fall in love.
13:54But you're in love with her. You've admitted that.
13:56Yeah, it is.
13:56And it was me that wrote that for him. I was his girlfriend at the time and sat and wrote, never fall in love.
14:03And isn't it interesting? Isn't it interesting that he's fallen in love with the one person, right?
14:07One person who probably, you played him, didn't you?
14:10Well, I played him at his own game, simple as, at the end of the day. The way I look at it is I brought my daughter up for nine years on me own.
14:15And I've got a son as well. He knew the score before we even conceived.
14:18You fell into the trap of number 10 here, never play a player, didn't you?
14:22Yeah, he don't like it being played at his own game.
14:25Let's just do those all-important DNA results, please, Will.
14:26In your mind, very quickly, what's the percentage chance?
14:3250-50.
14:34You are 95% sure this kid is yours?
14:36Yes.
14:36The DNA test is also that Jose...
14:39She is?
14:42...is not the biological father of Germany.
14:44LAUGHTER
14:45LAUGHTER
14:46LAUGHTER
14:47Oh, they look so much alike. How?
14:57I didn't think they looked alike at all, if you want me to be honest, no.
15:00But I don't think babies look...
15:02Oh, I'm all for the moon.
15:07Are you looking well?
15:08I am.
15:09Yeah?
15:09I'm not going to sit here and say that I'm going to give you any more commandments,
15:12like thou shalt not commit adultery and thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife or whatever it says.
15:17Do you know what I'd do?
15:18If you're going to take it out of your pants, I'd put something on with it,
15:20and if it was me, I'd start treating women well,
15:22cos very soon they're all going to gang up and go,
15:24do you know what, I don't care if it's called Jose or Gino, I'm not going near them.
15:27You go that way, you two go that way.
15:28Thank you very much indeed.
15:30So another man who's been here from day one for me, five years,
15:33Mr Thomas McCullen, a serious editor and generally nice bloke.
15:37It's been amazing, really.
15:38No, it's been good. A thousand shows, I can't believe it.
15:40Did you ever think we'd get this far?
15:41Yeah, I did, actually.
15:42Did you?
15:43Yeah, I always knew right from the beginning it was going to be a very successful show.
15:46I think it's important that we talk about, briefly, the people that put this together,
15:49cos they worked so hard. Long, long hours.
15:51Well, you know, over the last five years, there's been hundreds of people who worked on the show,
15:55and all of them worked incredibly hard.
15:56If it wasn't fair for all of those people, the show wouldn't be the success it is now.
16:00No, a massive thank you to them.
16:01And a quick lie detector question for you.
16:03When I come back here during parts, do I, A, discuss content, or B, eat a handful of sweets with you?
16:08It's mainly sweet, with obviously some content as well.
16:11And certainly over five years I've got grey. Are you?
16:14Er, fatter.
16:15I don't agree with that.
16:16Don't go anywhere. Join us after the break for a very, very special treat.
16:20Do you think that Nick slept with Tina?
16:24Don't know.
16:25What? Graham?
16:27Go on, Graham? Speak about it. Go on.
16:29What have we talked about time and time again?
16:31No, listen, I won't put it past him, right?
16:33Let him speak, go on.
16:33And I don't mind her, right, but she faints at the first sign of a six-pack, right?
16:37Thank you very much indeed. Welcome back.
16:52My next guests this morning are joining us from Weatherfield.
16:54Now, first up today is David.
16:56David is convinced that his older brother, Nick, has been sleeping with his ex-girlfriend, Tina, behind his back.
17:01Now, ever since he and Tina split, David's been trying to win her back, but now he thinks that Nick's turned up and scuppered his chances.
17:09Nick and Tina deny they've had an affair, and today, lie detector results will reveal the truth.
17:13So let's get this story underway.
17:14First this morning, David's on the show, guys.
17:16Nick and Tina, many people come on this show, we always say at the beginning of every story, give me a bit of background.
17:32This is today about your ex, Tina, and your brother, Nick.
17:36Why are we here?
17:38Well, we met, me and Tina, we literally bumped into each other, and started like as, well, she was like my first girlfriend.
17:46And, um, started a relationship together very quickly, and she fell pregnant.
17:52Planned?
17:53No.
17:54Okay.
17:55No, not planned. I didn't even know.
17:57What do you mean you didn't even know?
17:58Well, she didn't tell me, she told my mum.
18:00Blinded you back?
18:01Yeah.
18:02And, uh, her and my mum decided to get the child aborted. I didn't even know.
18:08Without telling you?
18:09Yeah.
18:10It's not great, is it?
18:11No.
18:11So, um, I flipped, and, uh, I started to get really angry towards my mum, to the point where I didn't want her in my life anymore, you know?
18:24And, uh, this led to me pushing her down the stairs.
18:30Pushed your own mother down the stairs?
18:32Which is something I later regretted.
18:34Did Tina support you through this?
18:35Yeah, she did through that, but then I had some neighbours that moved in next door, and we just, there was a young lad there, and I didn't get on with him, he didn't get on with me.
18:46Why?
18:46Because he fancied Tina, and he wanted Tina, and, uh, it came to blows, and he put me in hospital.
18:54Did she support you through that?
18:55No.
18:56So how long have you been exes?
18:59Um, about a year, a year and a half.
19:02Is she with anybody else? She's on her own.
19:04Yeah, she's seeing this other guy now.
19:06And we've got your brother Nick. Today, he's here. You're saying, Jez, we need to do a lie detector, we need to, I need to know, because I'm convinced.
19:13You tell my researchers, 99% sure you're convinced that Tina's had sex with your brother. Why? How does he come into the equation?
19:18Definitely. My brother's never been around. I've never really spoke to him.
19:21So why is he on the scene now?
19:22Because, I don't know, you tell me. All of a sudden he comes back, and I just think he's coming back because he's skint, Jeremy, to be fair, and he's got nowhere else to go, so he thinks, I know.
19:31I'll go home, see what I can do there, and all he does when he comes round where I live, he just messes up my whole life.
19:38So what makes you think that he's at it with your ex, the woman you've been trying to win that?
19:41I've seen the way they look at each other.
19:43They're always looking at each other, there's something definitely going on.
19:45Don't get upset, my friend, but if you're not with her, what's he got to do with you anyway?
19:48Because she still loves me, I know that.
19:50How do you know that?
19:51Because she did. I could look in her eyes and know.
19:55All right, listen, we're going to get this sorted today.
19:58Your ex is here, we've done the lie detector, but first of all, we'll get your brother back.
20:01He's on the show. Nick's here, ladies and gentlemen.
20:02Nick, welcome to the show.
20:18All the people that have watched this over the years know that we need to get both sides to the story.
20:21You come out here this morning, you look upset, upset with what your brother's accusing you of.
20:24He has been very disruptive with the family, and he's been very cruel to my mum.
20:33He's not been very nice to my grandmother.
20:35I've been away, I admit that.
20:37But I've had to come back.
20:39You've never been there.
20:41You haven't been through half the stuff that me and Sarah have been through.
20:44Did you ask yourself a question about why I haven't been around?
20:45Would you want to stick around with that going on?
20:47No, you jumped ship, Nick, you jumped ship.
20:50You left us all in the dark, and now you feel you can come back and be the golden child.
20:55If I don't come back, what are you going to do?
20:56Shove our mum down the stairs again?
20:58No, how do you and Tina, what's, what, what is this, have you slept with her?
21:02Uh, no.
21:03No, I haven't slept with her.
21:04You have?
21:05No, I haven't, I haven't slept with her.
21:07I haven't slept with her.
21:08Lying.
21:09Okay, we'll check it at the end.
21:11We'll check it at the end, won't we?
21:12We've done a lot of sex, we'll see at the end.
21:14Fine.
21:14Why would he come here and agree to do that if he had had sex with her?
21:18Just to humiliate me.
21:20He twists everything, it all becomes about him.
21:22Nothing happened, I haven't slept with her.
21:24I've seen the way you look at each other.
21:26How do they look at each other?
21:29How do they look at each other?
21:30Flirtatious, as though they know something.
21:32As though everything's a hidden joke, do you know what I mean?
21:34Well, like you're on the outside, they're on the inside.
21:36Complete.
21:36But is that because, in fact, he is at it with her like rabbits, or because you are
21:40so wrapped up in wanting to get back with her, that you see that around every corner
21:43and you think, right, that everybody's after her?
21:46Have you done enough, though, since you came back into his life to help him?
21:49No, I think I've done enough.
21:50What have you done?
21:50Yes, I do.
21:51I've listened to him.
21:52Have you flirted with her?
21:52No, you've not, Nick.
21:53Have you flirted with her?
21:54Yeah.
21:55Admit it.
21:56She's pretty.
21:57So you work, Tommy Yas.
21:58Tommy Yas.
21:59Hold on.
22:01Do you find her attractive?
22:03Do you find her attractive?
22:04Yes, of course.
22:05Of course I find her attractive.
22:06You wait till she comes on.
22:07She's attractive.
22:08Right?
22:08She's attractive.
22:09Have I slept with her?
22:10No.
22:11Surely if you know that your brother's first love, who broke his damn heart, is still
22:15wrapped up, you would do, apparently, as the saviour, everything in your power to not
22:19even look at the woman because you love your brother more.
22:22Isn't it?
22:26I'll tell you what we'll do.
22:28Sorry?
22:29I'll tell you what we'll do.
22:30Wait, you'll get your turn.
22:30Let's get the lady stuck in the middle of all of this.
22:32Tina's on the show, ladies and gentlemen.
22:40You're pathetic.
22:42Don't ever speak to me.
22:43Oh, by the way, I'm not with Jason.
22:45We're engaged.
22:46Get over it, David.
22:47Get over it.
22:48You're lying.
22:49Shut up and grow up.
22:52Tina, welcome to the show.
22:54I'm obviously missing the point.
22:55I meet a 19-year-old boy who says to me, I still love my ex.
23:01He still loves you.
23:02So?
23:03You don't love him?
23:04No, I do not love him.
23:05Why?
23:05Because he's a freak.
23:07He's a loser.
23:08Right.
23:09When I was with him, if possessive,
23:10he looked through my laptop non-stop.
23:12He emailed my ex.
23:14Then he tried to kill his mum.
23:15Shh.
23:16Then he tried to kill his mum.
23:17Hang on.
23:17X being the key word.
23:18Hey, hey, hey, hold on.
23:19Who speaks to her ex, right?
23:21Shut up.
23:22Shh.
23:22Let her speak.
23:23I think you're fine.
23:23That's my line.
23:24Let her speak.
23:24Go.
23:25Then he tried to kill his mum because we kept a secret from him.
23:29Hold on.
23:29Why are you speaking to her?
23:31Oi, Miss Mum.
23:32Oi, let her speak.
23:33You had yours say.
23:34You had yours button.
23:35It's called the Jeremy Karr show.
23:36Can I ask you something?
23:37Suddenly the moral high ground.
23:38You apparently helped him cover up what he did to his mum.
23:41Wrong.
23:42You lied.
23:43I didn't know.
23:44Remember?
23:44I didn't know.
23:45When I found out, I was disgusted.
23:46So you dare turn around and lie about it, David?
23:48I was disgusted as well.
23:49Don't you dare lie about it?
23:50Did you not help me?
23:52Did you not help me through it?
23:52I didn't help you.
23:53No, I didn't.
23:53When you told me, I was absolutely disgusted.
23:55I was upset with you.
23:56What did you do?
23:57Yeah, go straight running to the police.
23:58No, I don't think you did.
23:59Oh, and yeah, you brought up the next door neighbours, didn't you?
24:01Did you stay with him after you discovered?
24:02Because people make mistakes.
24:04He's a freak.
24:04He goes through your laptop.
24:05Yeah, but I felt guilty because I had the abortion.
24:07I blamed myself.
24:08I wasn't in a good place at the time.
24:10Then, all right, let's bring up the neighbours, shall we?
24:13David couldn't handle the fact that another guy was looking at me again.
24:16You're going to put it in here.
24:17Who is this bloke?
24:18What's your name?
24:18Shut up, Graham.
24:20Graham.
24:21Wait till you get arsed to speak.
24:23I'm listening to her.
24:24Carry on.
24:25And then, every time he saw Gary, he was winding him up, winding him up.
24:28And so one day, Gary had enough.
24:30You finished it.
24:31You've moved on.
24:31You're living with some bloke called Jason, right?
24:34Yeah.
24:34Well, where does he come in?
24:36Yeah.
24:36Yeah, I'm coming in on a white charger to save David's life.
24:39He apparently has been accused by him, who's rapidly turning into somebody who can't get you out of his mind.
24:44He says he slept with you.
24:46Have you had sex with him?
24:46Jeremy, he'll accuse you in a minute of sleeping with me, because you're looking at me.
24:50I've known, how long have I known you now?
24:52About a month, two months, something like that.
24:54And any time me and Nick speak to each other, that's it.
24:56David's there.
24:57We spoke to each other at my dad and their mum's wedding.
25:00He was at the back of me listening in.
25:02It's non-stop.
25:02Hold on.
25:03I come out from the alley, yeah.
25:03Jeremy, you won't give me two minutes of speech when you want.
25:05These two, having a little private conversation.
25:07What?
25:08And I, yeah, I come out.
25:09They found me out of the pub, David!
25:11Yeah, you two go out and you're all flirting and everything.
25:13You're all over it.
25:14You was all over it like a rush.
25:15You came in at the end of the conversation.
25:16Can I equate all over?
25:18You came in at the end of the conversation, spurred in your head, and this is what happened.
25:21Excuse me, can I equate all over?
25:22Has anything happened between you and him?
25:24No.
25:24Nothing at all?
25:24No.
25:25Let's say he's still wrapped up, right?
25:27Let's say you could be a little less, I don't know, full of it.
25:30I'm not sure.
25:31Do you wind him up?
25:32No.
25:33Do you give him any...
25:34I haven't finished!
25:35Do you give him any reason to think he's got a chance?
25:38No.
25:40Why don't you buy that, then?
25:41Because she does.
25:42Oh, my God!
25:43She says...
25:43Oh!
25:44Yeah!
25:44I have moved in with my Beyoncé, David.
25:48You love your Beyoncé.
25:48Which I just want to point her.
25:49She just happens to be our sister's ex-husband, as well.
25:52Dysfunctional Britain in the year 2001-ever, my friends.
25:55Brilliant.
25:56Hello!
25:58Who's this in the audience?
26:00That's my right-hand man, Graham.
26:02Right-hand man?
26:03Oh, for God's sake.
26:04You see, this is true.
26:04Nice to meet you, my friend.
26:05You're all right, how you doing?
26:06Your mic, you're on.
26:06What do you want to say?
26:08I'm like, I'm his best mate, yeah?
26:10We're like Dick and Dom.
26:12And, like, he just gets such a hard time.
26:16Like, he's been through so much.
26:16It'll be funny, but you haven't even been here.
26:18Yeah, sure.
26:18I've been here more than him, haven't I?
26:21He just swans in, right?
26:22In prison.
26:22In prison, it's all that, Jeremy.
26:23Prison.
26:24What?
26:24Prison, it's all that.
26:25I'm speaking now, yeah?
26:26You shut him up.
26:27Excuse me.
26:27Oh, shut up.
26:28I'm speaking.
26:28What does she mean when she says prison?
26:30What did you just call me?
26:32Sorry?
26:32Watch the word.
26:33The Jeremy Carl Show, the Jezmeister.
26:36Wait, I know your name's up there.
26:37Well, then read it.
26:38All right.
26:38Where did you meet David?
26:39Inside.
26:41So, there we go.
26:42His best mate is inside.
26:44Hold on a second, though.
26:45You weren't around.
26:46When your kid brother went to prison, why didn't you swan in at that point?
26:49We're trying to get the story.
26:50You met him in prison.
26:51Your best mate's, you're looking out for him.
26:53You say, I'm his wingman.
26:54What's the truth here, right?
26:56Ish?
26:56I mean, the bit I don't get is, if I'm sat here and I'm being honest, here's a kid who's been
27:01through an awful lot.
27:01Nobody can doubt he's been through a hell of a lot at 19.
27:04More than most people go through in a lifetime.
27:06Now, big brother comes back to save the day.
27:08Did the big brother come soon enough?
27:09I don't know.
27:10Could he have come sooner?
27:11But he's here, right?
27:12Right.
27:13Well, what's your problem with the brother?
27:14What's he done wrong?
27:15He's all right.
27:16I don't really mind him, but he just comes in and he's really bossy and he just takes
27:19over with everything.
27:20And I don't know if them two are having it off of each other, but I mean...
27:24Do you think they are?
27:24I don't know.
27:25Don't act like a father figure.
27:26That's the thing.
27:27Yeah.
27:27She's saying that if anybody gave him the time of day, right, David would assume that
27:33they're having sex with Tina.
27:35She says, I've moved my life on.
27:36I'm with Jason.
27:36I'm engaged.
27:37I'm not interested.
27:38You're a...
27:38Well, I don't like to use the word freak, but that's what she's saying.
27:40He's a control freak.
27:41David, answer me this, right?
27:42You and your right-hand man.
27:43Why can't I...
27:43Shut up, David.
27:45Why can't you take what she says?
27:47Answer me that.
27:48What, when she's calling me a freak?
27:50Because you are.
27:51Did you tell Jamie why you went to prison?
27:52Maybe because I dumped you.
27:53Yeah.
27:53You couldn't handle it anymore, so you smashed the whole street up.
27:56What's that about?
27:57What's that about?
27:58You told my researchers.
28:00Let's move this story on.
28:01So much to finish this morning.
28:02Tina, you told my researchers this morning, we touched upon as well, that you found out
28:06that he'd pushed his mother down the stairs and you covered it and all that.
28:09You said to my research team this morning, which I talked to Graham about, you said, I have nightmares.
28:14All the time I have nightmares.
28:15I want to move on from these nightmares.
28:16This family is a nightmare.
28:17What do you mean?
28:19Everything in Weatherfield is bad for me at the minute.
28:22Everything.
28:23Because I just found out my dad died.
28:27And I think that his mum's got something to do with it.
28:33Your dad was with your mum.
28:37Yeah.
28:37A massive key reason, by the way, why we split up.
28:41Because all of a sudden, how weird is it that our parents are getting it on behind our backs?
28:45That's what I was doing.
28:45I wasn't even the reason why I was doing it.
28:46Wasn't even the reason.
28:47You keep coming up.
28:48I didn't add to things.
28:49You keep coming up with reasons why, in your mind, she's not with you.
28:52And I'm sat here thinking.
28:54She doesn't like him.
28:56But what you see now, with the greater respect with my friend in the strange hat, that's
29:00a bit smug, isn't it?
29:01How does that help your kid brother?
29:03Eh?
29:03I'm just trying to be realistic.
29:04That helps my kid brother.
29:06Realism helps my kid brother.
29:07She doesn't fancy it.
29:09She doesn't.
29:10It's over.
29:10No, you think you can fly in, Nick, and take a piece of her.
29:14Are you turning on tears now?
29:15Oh, shut up, David.
29:17I'm sick of him, Jack.
29:18I'm sick of him.
29:19He ruins everything.
29:20Like, even thought of accusing me of sleeping with Nick.
29:23It's not important to me right now.
29:24And he's got to cheat to even actually question it.
29:27You've got to cheat, David.
29:29I get that.
29:31David, do you think it would be fair to say that, and I don't know, I never know the lie detector
29:34results until I get them, would it be fair to say that, that whatever she does, whatever
29:39she says, you're going to see around every corner a man who apparently wants it, because
29:43you're still in love with her.
29:44I mean, I don't want to, I don't want to be unfair until I do the results, but if she
29:47looks you full square in the face and says, I don't want to be with you, why don't you
29:49buy that?
29:50Because I know she does.
29:51Let's just, don't say a word, don't say a word, just focus on that.
29:54He said that to me, or he says she doesn't even know her own mind, but I know that she
29:58still loves me.
29:59Your response?
30:00It's pathetic.
30:01He can't let me go, and I don't know, I don't know why he is.
30:03He cannot let me go, he can't let me have my own life.
30:07He can't do it.
30:09Why do you think I still love you, David?
30:10Why?
30:11I hate you.
30:12At the minute, I actually hate you.
30:15What?
30:17You don't mean that.
30:18Yeah, I do, I do.
30:19You ruin my life.
30:21Your dad was the reason that we split up a big, big reason.
30:24Don't you dare.
30:25Big reason.
30:25Think about my dad like that.
30:27Don't you dare.
30:28Let me ask you a question, those lie detector results, if they say that they haven't had sex,
30:31if she looks you full square in the face and says, I don't want to be with you, would
30:35you accept that with all that you've gone through, this has to leave your mind and you
30:38need help?
30:39Yes or no?
30:39No.
30:39I will draw a line underneath it.
30:41Do you think that Nick slept with Tina?
30:45Don't know.
30:46What?
30:47Graham.
30:47Go on, Graham.
30:48Speak about it.
30:49Go on.
30:49Tell the truth.
30:49That's what we talked about time and time again.
30:51Listen, I won't put it past him, right?
30:53Let him speak.
30:53Go on.
30:54And I don't mind her, right?
30:55But she faints at the first sign of a six-pack, right?
30:58So I don't know.
31:00Well, obviously not.
31:01We're not with him.
31:01So he's helping this.
31:02He's helping.
31:03Well, shut up, all right?
31:04I've been here for all this.
31:05So just, yeah, let's go on.
31:06Are you jealous of his involvement?
31:07Am I jealous of him?
31:08Of course he is.
31:09No, he's an idiot.
31:10Let's do what we came to do this morning.
31:12Let's do those all-important lie detector results, Will.
31:14Thank you very much indeed, as ever.
31:15We will ask, in this case, my friends, one question.
31:18The concentration has been, has Nick, David's brother, had sex with Tina?
31:22There is so much to this family story.
31:24Jeez, I mean, so much.
31:32Well, well, well, Nick.
31:34We asked him, have you had sexual intercourse with Tina?
31:39He said, no, I haven't.
31:41Wouldn't do that.
31:42It's my kid brother.
31:45Guess what?
31:47David, he was telling the truth.
31:58Let me tell you something.
32:01The reason this show was set up five and a half years ago, whatever it was, right?
32:05Why are you throwing it on the floor?
32:06Oh, you're good now, aren't you?
32:07I'll keep that.
32:09Frame it, love.
32:11Let me tell you what we always said we would do.
32:13We would bring people on this show.
32:15We would do conflict resolution and we would help.
32:17Let me tell you something, right?
32:19She don't want to be with you, mate.
32:21That don't prove that.
32:23No, I'm telling you.
32:24Shall I tell you what you need?
32:26You need to understand that.
32:27Help.
32:29I think you need help as well, though, sweet.
32:31I think you've been through an awful lot.
32:32And I think you need to talk with somebody.
32:35We'll do what we usually do backstage with Graham.
32:37But I think what you need is you need to, all of you, unburden all this stuff.
32:40There's too much pressure.
32:41In a way, right, you could have come sooner.
32:43But you arrived and all of this has been thrown at you.
32:46I think you're a little bit smarmy, if you want me to be perfectly honest.
32:49I don't.
32:50You don't want me to be honest?
32:52You don't think I'm right when I say you're smarmy?
32:54No.
32:54Do you know what you need to do?
32:55What?
32:55You need to not cast one look in her direction.
32:58You need to bash down this arrogant, upset, traumatised boy.
33:02And you need to be a brother to a kid who is highly, highly affected by everything.
33:07I don't want him.
33:08Of course you do.
33:08No, I don't.
33:09Of course you do.
33:10I don't want him around.
33:13I don't want him in my life.
33:14He's the only thing you've probably got right now.
33:17I don't care.
33:17I don't care.
33:18I don't believe it.
33:19So he pushes everything away.
33:21Tina, you didn't sleep with Nick.
33:22No.
33:23You don't want to be with David.
33:24You need help for what you've been through?
33:26No, I don't think I need help because I understand what I've been through.
33:29You might understand it, but you might not be able to deal with it.
33:32Do me a favour and sit with me after him.
33:33I've got Jason.
33:33I can't deal with it.
33:34You two, I think you have a very important role to play with David right now.
33:38And of course, like anybody who's going to lash out because he can't have what he wants,
33:42he's going to tell you he doesn't want your help, but he will.
33:44And with our help, we will try and get this sorted.
33:46I thank you for coming on.
33:47You two that way.
33:48Tina that way.
33:49Give him a round of applause, David.
33:51Thanks, mate.
33:52Thanks for coming on.
33:53John, thank you.
33:54Be right, mate.
34:01Okay, it's time to revisit another story now.
34:03And this one certainly reinforces what I've said since the Jeremy Kyle show first hit our screens.
34:08It may be hard to hear, but at the end of the day, I'm only being honest.
34:12He took cocaine before the test, which deemed it inconclusive.
34:16Now, very rare for us, but he was desperate to have another go.
34:21Yeah.
34:21And I said, all right, go away, do another test and we'll get you back.
34:24But then he also announced that he wants you to do one.
34:27Why?
34:28He's got it in his head there.
34:29He thinks I've cheated on him.
34:31You met him, Fred, when you were pregnant.
34:34Yeah.
34:34He was fine with that.
34:36Yeah.
34:37Took you on, was with you during the birth, et cetera, et cetera.
34:41You then got pregnant by Fred.
34:43He went with me for the birth of my first child.
34:45All right, but he was with you after the child was born.
34:47You then decided the both of you to have a child together.
34:50Is that right?
34:50Yeah.
34:51He then went to prison.
34:53Yeah.
34:53Whilst he was in prison, you with his child, well, pregnant with his child, and with this
34:58other child that he's taken on, you slept with somebody else.
35:01I wasn't pregnant.
35:02I gave birth to his child and then we separated and I got pregnant by another man.
35:06So that's three children by three different men.
35:08Yeah.
35:09Let's get him back.
35:10Fred, ladies and gentlemen.
35:14Here you are, mate.
35:15Can I just say something?
35:16I'd like you to listen to me today, please.
35:18Sit down, Fred.
35:19When I tried voicing my opinion last time we were on this show, you just completely
35:22ignored me.
35:23What's it down, Fred?
35:23It's not just about one person this show, it's about both of us.
35:26We're both here together.
35:30Because I think you're out of order last time we were on this show.
35:32You didn't even listen to what I've got to say.
35:34So I'll say what I say now, right?
35:35I work five days a week, mate.
35:37Odd work.
35:38Yeah, mate.
35:38What's that got to do with infidelity?
35:40That what?
35:41What's that got to do with infidelity?
35:42What's that got to do with infidelity?
35:44I work my f*** off, right, to bring three kids up, two were not mine, right?
35:48And I ain't got one bit of respect off no one for that.
35:50I work hard for that.
35:51Do you not respect him for bringing out those two children?
35:53No, they don't, though.
35:53They don't understand how hard my job is.
35:55I'm out of the house ten hours a day, walking round in the cold.
35:58There is a difference, though, my friend, between somebody working, which I absolutely
36:01say is fantastic, well done to you, and I mean that, and somebody who doesn't trust
36:05his partner and she doesn't trust him.
36:06I'm not quite sure about how you're mixing the two up.
36:08Yeah, there's a difference about that, yeah.
36:09What?
36:09Yeah, there is a difference about that, yeah.
36:11So why are you getting f***ed with me, then?
36:12Why am I getting f***ed with you, then?
36:13Because you're not even respecting what I do, what I've done.
36:16What do you want me to do?
36:17What?
36:18You're respecting everyone else?
36:18Want me to hang a flag out or something?
36:19I don't give a f*** what you want to f***ing do.
36:21You don't tell me.
36:23It's what I walk off the show before I knock you out.
36:25You get that?
36:25What did you just say?
36:26What did you just say?
36:27I can't do it.
36:28I'm going to bang you.
36:29I thought you wanted to sort this out.
36:31He did.
36:33I don't know what's happening.
36:35He says you've got to walk off stage because he's going to bang me.
36:37No, I'm not even speaking to him.
36:45Can I say something to you, please?
36:47Would you have to have come back for this if you hadn't taken cocaine?
36:50I did not know that was going to affect it.
36:51Do you think if I'd known that was going to affect it, do you think I want to stay here?
36:54Right, so if you have...
36:55Do you think I have to come back to this show so there was out on days where...
36:57Well, let me ask you another fact, OK?
36:58And if you don't like it, tough, because I'm going to have my say now and then you can have your say.
37:01I absolutely gave you the chance to come back here and I gave you the benefit of the doubt,
37:05which I don't give many people to do the test again because it costs me money.
37:08Fact, OK?
37:09Second fact, I'll take that you didn't know.
37:11But you know this man who comes out on my stage and says,
37:14you know what, I've been a great dad and I've brought up two kids that aren't mine.
37:17I accept that, but what sort of bloke takes cocaine who's a good father?
37:21So I'll tell you what, you want to sort this out, we'll do it now.
37:23Because we've done the test again.
37:24I'm not going back on that stage.
37:25I'm not going back on that stage.
37:25You're not going on the stage.
37:26Why?
37:27Why?
37:27Because I'm not being belittled by you.
37:28You're not being belittled, but you took cocaine.
37:30What, we're in front of all them people because you're Jeremy Kyle, your opinion matters.
37:35We haven't got an axe to grime with each other, have we?
37:38No, no, we'll sort it out first, first.
37:40Get out there and we'll do it.
37:42Go on.
37:42OK.
37:42Good lad.
37:43Thank you very much indeed.
37:52So, you would understand that there's a discrepancy in the story.
37:57He says that when he was in prison, we're not condoning what he did,
38:00you weren't on a break, Chantel.
38:04So what's the truth?
38:06He told me that he was accusing me all the time.
38:08Well, you see, the thing is, if you were looking at this as an overview,
38:10this is going to surprise you.
38:11You might fall off the chair, my new best friend.
38:14Do you know who I think looks shifty as today?
38:16Me?
38:17Yeah.
38:17Yeah, well, what do you expect?
38:18What do you mean, what do you expect?
38:19Well, I'm sitting there, my heart's going 1 to 10, then I'm ****ing me.
38:22Why?
38:22If you've got nothing wrong, then you've got nothing to worry about.
38:26Well, the DNA test results show that Fred...
38:31...is the biological father.
38:33She's right.
38:33You are the child's biological father.
38:34Can I have that, please?
38:35Can I have that?
38:37No, no.
38:40Right, we will start...
38:41We will start with your lie detector, Fred, okay?
38:45Yeah, ma'am.
38:46Just, just, just Fred's for the moment, Will.
38:48Thank you very much indeed.
38:48We'll start with yours, Fred.
38:51We asked, whilst in a relationship with Chantelle,
38:53apart from the one person she already knows about,
38:55have you passionately kissed any other woman?
38:57Fred answered no.
38:59Surprise, surprise.
39:02He was telling the truth.
39:03We then asked, Fred, whilst in a relationship with Chantelle,
39:15apart from the one person she already knows about,
39:16have you had sexual contact with any other woman?
39:18Everybody knows that is between a kiss and intercourse.
39:21He said no, because he was telling the truth as well.
39:30You're not looking at all happy by this information.
39:32No, because I should have believed his word in the first place.
39:35Sorry?
39:36I should have believed him in the first place.
39:38And before you have another go at me,
39:39I did give you another go.
39:41Sorry.
39:42I'm really sorry.
39:47And then we asked the $6 million question,
39:50whilst in a relationship with Chantelle,
39:51apart from the one person she already knows about,
39:53have you had sexual intercourse with any other woman?
39:55And he said no.
39:55Do you know why?
39:56Because he was telling the truth the whole goddamn way.
39:58No, thank you.
40:00You made me the biggest apology ever.
40:02Yeah.
40:02Let's do yours, Chantelle,
40:07and let's put this relationship back on track.
40:09Yeah.
40:09We asked Chantelle,
40:10whilst in a relationship with Fred,
40:12apart from the one person he already knows about,
40:13have you passionately kissed any other person?
40:16She said no.
40:18Telling the truth.
40:19She was lying, Fred.
40:21No, I wasn't.
40:22Who then?
40:23No, I mean.
40:23And I think you knew that because you went terribly quiet when he passed that test, didn't you?
40:32Sorry, mate.
40:33Come here.
40:34Come here.
40:35Listen.
40:36We are mates, and we're going to do this.
40:37Listen.
40:38Come here.
40:38It's just awful.
40:39Come here.
40:41I've done everything I've been doing.
40:45Do you know why we gave you a second chance?
40:47Because we genuinely, genuinely believe in you.
40:50We have to finish this.
40:53Come here with me.
40:54No, sorry.
40:55Don't like this bit, but you know,
40:56got to do it, yeah?
40:58Respect to you, and I mean that.
40:59Respect to you.
41:03Oh, he's gone now.
41:14What you come back for?
41:15What do you want me to do?
41:16It's called the Jeremy Carl Show.
41:17Don't you want the rest of the test?
41:18No.
41:19Is that because you know what the answers are?
41:21Oh, whatever.
41:22What do you mean, whatever?
41:22Happy to grab his when he was telling the truth.
41:25Do you want to know?
41:26What?
41:26Then come out here and be decent enough
41:28in front of your man.
41:29No.
41:29You failed the rest of the test
41:31because you're a compulsive liar
41:32and he was telling the truth.
41:34So you know what?
41:34You sit there and say whatever
41:35because I'm more concerned about him,
41:37you devious little liar.
41:38Go away.
41:39Very quickly.
41:44Do you see why I've got money?
41:45Well, we don't know it.
41:47Do you see why I've got money?
41:48I don't know the result.
41:49But listen, I don't know the results,
41:51and I swear to you,
41:52we gave you a second chance
41:54because we believed you.
41:54And that's why I come back
41:55because we're telling the truth.
41:56The middle child is yours, right?
41:58Well, no, he's not.
42:00He's not.
42:00I don't know what he's doing.
42:02Well, I ain't even doing
42:03what's wrong, me.
42:04Very rarely on this show,
42:06excuse me,
42:06very, just very, very rarely,
42:10do me a favour, okay?
42:12What?
42:12Do me a favour.
42:13What?
42:13Be disrespectful to him
42:16and everybody else.
42:17Don't even say a word.
42:18Be quiet a minute.
42:21Do what you want to do
42:23with your own little life,
42:24but do not drag your innocent child
42:26in because I'll tell you something.
42:27One day,
42:28your middle child,
42:29well, thank God,
42:30he's got friends.
42:31And what did you do?
42:35What?
42:36What do you mean what I did?
42:37You messed around behind his back.
42:39Yeah, whatever.
42:40Well, when I'm a full-time mom,
42:42I'm a full-time mom.
42:43What is the truth?
42:43I go to college every single day.
42:45It's the truth.
42:46Who did you sleep with?
42:46You cheated, William.
42:47Yeah, whatever.
42:48So you did?
42:49No, I didn't.
42:50You sure?
42:50Whatever.
42:51He will see his child
42:52and do you know something else?
42:53What?
42:56What?
42:57I will sit with him
42:59and I will make sure
43:00this show gives him
43:01every bit of support
43:01to go through
43:02whatever process he has to
43:03to see his child.
43:04What's going to happen, Fred?
43:06I don't know.
43:07No, do you want to tell
43:07national TV what's going to happen?
43:09That's it.
43:10You've got to understand
43:11how he feels, don't you?
43:13Yeah, I do.
43:13I mean, here's a bloke
43:14who's taken you on twice
43:16with two kids
43:16by two different men.
43:17You've got pregnant
43:18whilst he was pregnant,
43:19but he says you were
43:20with him when he was in prison.
43:21I didn't cheat at all.
43:23Go that way in a sec.
43:25We'll put you in a room
43:26with Graham,
43:26the two of you
43:27have this discussion
43:28away from the cameras,
43:29but you've got to understand
43:29one thing,
43:30and I say it most days.
43:32People ask me to do this,
43:33I do it.
43:33I don't always have to give,
43:35I don't feel great sometimes.
43:36I have to give the answers
43:37that I am given.
43:39So as you can see,
43:40the audience have left the studio
43:41and loads of people
43:42put the show together,
43:43I'll tell you that the whole time.
43:44Two very well-known faces
43:45who have never spoken.
43:46Will, the floor manager,
43:47say hello.
43:47Hello.
43:48And John,
43:48who usually stands like that,
43:49speaks.
43:50Hello, Jeremy, how are you?
43:51I'm good,
43:51I've never seen you
43:52so professional.
43:53Guys, the last five years,
43:54enjoyed it?
43:55Brilliant.
43:55Do you get recognised now?
43:56Sometimes.
43:57Do you ever use that
43:57to your advantage?
43:58Never, no, Jeremy.
43:58Are you sure?
43:59Yes, Jeremy.
43:59Did you take a lie detector?
44:00I would do.
44:01What about you, Will?
44:03Enjoy the last five years?
44:04It's been fantastic.
44:05It's gone so quickly, though.
44:06It's flown by.
44:07Best memory?
44:08Most abiding memory?
44:09My favourite was probably
44:11John, it was probably you,
44:12actually,
44:13rushing onto stage,
44:14slipping and falling flat
44:15on your face.
44:16Thanks, Will.
44:16Straight up, though.
44:17Straight up, yes, quick.
44:19OK, I'll tell you
44:19what we're going to do
44:20after this break.
44:20We're going to go to a party
44:22to celebrate this house.
44:23Brilliant, yeah.
44:23Can I just ask you a question?
44:25Have you been standing
44:25on a set throughout this?
44:26Yeah, possibly, yeah.
44:28I think I might have
44:28done the same.
44:29Join us after the break.
44:30We're right back.
44:38Congratulations on your
44:39thousandth show, Jeremy.
44:41All the best, mate.
44:43Hello, Jeremy.
44:43My name is Kathy,
44:44my sister Bridget
44:45and my niece, Kimberly,
44:47and we've come all the way
44:48from Derry in Northern Ireland
44:49just to see your show.
44:50Love you to bits
44:51and we have a little message
44:52for you.
44:53Happy one thousandth show, Jeremy.
44:55Bye.
44:55Bye.
44:55So here I am
44:56with the entire
44:57Jeremy Carr production team.
44:58They are getting ready
44:59to start this massive party.
45:01One thousand episodes.
45:02But before we do,
45:03I've got some more
45:03amazing outtakes
45:04from the last five years.
45:05Take a look at this lot.
45:06Have a look, guys.
45:09Thank you very much.
45:09You're holding on
45:10to my hand too much now.
45:11It's just completely...
45:12Oh, sorry.
45:15Truth is,
45:15if she's prepared...
45:16Well, that story ended well,
45:20but I have to tell you
45:20because I'm always
45:21telling you
45:22that I'm going to be honest.
45:23Good luck to them.
45:30Thanks to...
45:30Oh, sorry.
45:31Thanks.
45:32I said thanks
45:32instead of thanks.
45:33Thank you to them.
45:34Thank you indeed
45:34to all of the gaunts.
45:35Oh, I meant to say guests.
45:37Good luck to them.
45:37Thanks to all of the guests
45:38who've been on the show today
45:39and also this wonderful audience.
45:40Thank you very much,
45:41you dude.
45:41Gee.
45:42There's three people.
45:46There's four people down here.
45:48And two of them are children.
45:54I did.
45:55It was a what?
45:56Sorry.
45:56I apologise.
45:58That went...
45:58Can you see that?
45:59It went straight in my eye.
46:02Do apologise.
46:03Absolutely.
46:04See that?
46:06Now, after the break,
46:08we'll meet...
46:09Graham, well done.
46:10He dropped his phone
46:10right in the middle of that link.
46:11I'll tell you what.
46:13Right, take a breather.
46:13Now, after the break,
46:14we'll be meeting Rab's ex Rachel.
46:15I can't say Rab's ex Rachel.
46:18Right, take a breather.
46:19Now, after the break,
46:20we'll be meeting Rab's ex.
46:21Will we discover
46:22if she really has been sleeping
46:24with her ex?
46:25What?
46:32Unbelievable.
46:33But we have made it.
46:341,000 episodes.
46:35Thank you to the entire team.
46:36Thank you to you for watching home.
46:38Tomorrow morning at 9.25.
46:40It's number 1,001.
46:41We've got it all here today,
46:43including a music maestro.
46:44Take it away.
46:55Oh, it's daytime.
46:57It's TV.
46:58It's everything we need.
47:00Oh, it's lovers and haters.
47:03And people with some thieves.
47:05There's users and abusers
47:07and many catchphrases
47:08like, sir.
47:10Oh, madam,
47:10you are a disgrace.
47:12And who's a man of the hell
47:14with the unmistakable style?
47:19Why can't we all be like
47:21Jeremy Kyle?
47:22Ricky Lake was just a chat show.
47:28Oprah, just a chat show.
47:30Tricia, just a chat show.
47:34Jerry Springer, just a chat show.
47:36Montel, just a chat show.
47:38Parkinson, just a chat show.
47:39David Letter, just a chat show.
47:44Jonathan Ross, just a chat show.
47:46Fred S. Feltz was definitely
47:47just a chat show.
47:50Well, don't forget,
47:50the Jeremy Kyle show is always available
47:52through ITV Play.
47:53You can catch up at any time
47:54you like online,
47:55or BT Vision and Virgin Media viewers
47:57can catch up on demand.
47:59Next up,
47:59Katie Price is live
48:00on This Morning.
48:01I've not survived.
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