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First broadcast 31st March 1982.
Jack 'Oily' Wragg, a villain who fled the country, returns to London.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Pete Postlethwaite - Jack Wragg (as Peter Postlethwaite)
George Layton - Des
Peter Childs - Rycott
David Hargreaves - Archie
Norman Beaton - Billy
George Camiller - Angelis
Tariq Yunus - Chris
Barry McCarthy - Neville
John Benfield - Painter
Tony Westrope - McClure
Jonty Miller - The Barker
Royston Tickner - The Skipper
Milton Cadman - Car Owner
Stanley McGeagh - Police Sergeant
Kathleen St. John - Old Lady
Peter Joyce - Detective Constable
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Leroy Golding - Mechanic
Pat Gorman - Mechanic
David Payne - Flower Stall Customer
Jack 'Oily' Wragg, a villain who fled the country, returns to London.
Dennis Waterman - Terry
George Cole - Arthur
Pete Postlethwaite - Jack Wragg (as Peter Postlethwaite)
George Layton - Des
Peter Childs - Rycott
David Hargreaves - Archie
Norman Beaton - Billy
George Camiller - Angelis
Tariq Yunus - Chris
Barry McCarthy - Neville
John Benfield - Painter
Tony Westrope - McClure
Jonty Miller - The Barker
Royston Tickner - The Skipper
Milton Cadman - Car Owner
Stanley McGeagh - Police Sergeant
Kathleen St. John - Old Lady
Peter Joyce - Detective Constable
Glynn Edwards - Dave
Leroy Golding - Mechanic
Pat Gorman - Mechanic
David Payne - Flower Stall Customer
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TVTranscript
00:003.50, guys.
00:08Keep the change, amigo.
00:23Here, I'm taking pot.
00:26We're with you, man.
00:28Here, look.
00:30Oh, it's you, man.
00:31All right, I'll kill you.
00:33Archie.
00:34How are you, Archie?
00:36How am I?
00:38How am I?
00:38How do you think I am, you slag?
00:40Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, I'll kill you, Archie.
00:44I'll kill you.
00:46Look, Archie, I'll give you a ring.
00:47I'll have you red.
00:49I'll bloody kill you.
00:50He's the last one.
00:56What's the last one?
01:01Yes.
01:05There you go, my son.
01:06they should fit oh cheers no tar no tar they're free yeah they're flares no that's fireproof
01:21fire no flare it's a style isn't it you know like bell bottoms and nobody wears them anymore
01:27didn't you know they were flares yeah of course i did you didn't did you you bought them without
01:32looking at being stitched up mate stitched up yeah very comical trouble with you terry is you don't
01:38appreciate quality top quality denim that's what i was buying they'll move you see but they won't
01:45yeah oh not now dave i'm up to here all right all right i'll send terry over all right dave all right
01:53if you insist i will forget about making a living i will drop everything at your whim okay right
01:59dave wants us over to winchester says it's urgent has he got trouble i don't know he wouldn't say on the
02:06phone i'll get this out of the way and we go over here how many pairs of these have you got 500 500
02:19i got your message dave anything the matter oh yes and no hey what's all this in aid of
02:24i can't say just yet you've got to wait for arthur and kerry this had better be good dave you steal
02:30yourselves for a shock oh lads you shouldn't have bothered ain't your birthday is it terry arthur
02:37days who the bloody hell's that oh me jack o'rrag hello my son how are you oily red you never
02:45is oh dude jack o'rrag nice to see you yeah spot a shampoo for my very good friends here please
02:50thank you for for more i think you better wheel it on now dave right yeah back in good old england
03:00salute fellas hello listen i thought you'd get nicked as soon as you trod on the tarmac at gatwick no i never
03:05left because of the law or two oh i just wanted to turn over a new leaf that's all best thing i ever
03:09did and here we are what about that then welcome home jack g'day hey well gracias fellas for turning
03:23up here today didn't have much choice did we that means a great deal to me well i just got a couple
03:28of business calls to make but uh in the meantime help yourselves we can keep this coming till morning
03:32can't we don't certainly can dear jack o'rrag hey business calls probably dial in the speaking clock
03:41i didn't think i'd see him back in england well you wouldn't have missed much would you he's all right
03:45is jack o he's a bloody menace that's his shampoo you're drinking i didn't want to hurt his feelings
03:50did i but if he starts all that i said to bigsy and bigsy said to me cobblers i'll have a nervous
03:55breakdown listen when i was in the scrubs jack o'r told me to keep me head down and do the bird if i
04:01hadn't shared a peter with him i would have been in all sorts of bother oh art of gold say no more
04:11can i help you off just look at your trousers dave they flared no arthur it's just the way i'm
04:17standing nobody wears flares anymore actually don't hang up on me this is dead important
04:24i'm doing you a favor yeah i know i owe you one we all know that else why did i come back here in
04:30the first place answer me that one a meet that's right i want to meet what you still at your old
04:36place all right let's make it there you won't regret it archie on my life
04:49wants to meet my own place beautiful yeah
04:58so what's it like being back eh jekyll well there's been some changes entered this i mean you can't even
05:03get a decent pint of keg now it's all that bloody real ale stuff isn't it come on then what you've
05:08been doing in spain now you're asking i know you blokes have been thinking about me over there in
05:13spain all these years you think about nothing else jack lying around on the beach drinking the vino
05:18chasing the senoritas but you'd be right out of order because i've had my nose to the grindstone
05:23from the word go of course you have jack yeah you see in spain they've got this lottery see and every
05:28week everybody buys a few tickets well being as how i was going native i did likewise you didn't pick
05:33a winner did you i certainly did des i certainly did a very handy little nest egg but i didn't blow
05:40it in the usual fun and games neither no i bought myself a nice little bar and now i'm the landlord
05:45of ye old boar's head tori molinos oh very continental dominoes darts a good pint of keg and as
05:52many scotch eggs as you can eat the english panthers love it so i thought well if ye old boar's
05:57head works in spain why not el toreador taberna london you see what i've got in mind is a nice
06:05little spanish style bodega now a spotty uh flamenco dinner touch you're not forgetting your
06:11ethnic food poisoning touch just shut up will you so that's why i came back as a matter of fact terry
06:18i was wondering whether you had much on at the moment he booked up to the eyeballs at the moment
06:23yeah no i quite understand arthur quite understand that dave um crack open a couple of bottles with
06:28you oh lovely yeah of course cheers arthur could i have a word just a minute hey just a couple what
06:35oh sorry it's just that well i'd appreciate it if you could let terry off the hook for the rest of
06:41this week you know just for old times sake no no i'm sorry no no i understand i understand yeah but
06:47look here what if i give you 400 notes all right that's to cover terry's wages and your inconvenience
06:55oh well yeah i suppose he's not all that busy what are you into these days arthur oh import export property
07:01property oh you could be the answer to my prayers arthur yes you see i'm a bit out of touch with the uh
07:07the property market in this country and i could use an expert like yourself how about you looking
07:12for some premises for me up west long lease you know the kind of thing i mean oh well jack i'm
07:17i'm gonna need i'll tell you what you're gonna need expenses expenses well how about i give you
07:21500 in advance of your fee yeah yeah i just thought i'd mention it jack i'm running a little business
07:27on my own now yeah so if you're looking for a little motor or anything like that oh certainly
07:30days yes you could certainly help me yeah well i thought you'd be interested hey what's going on
07:38just business terry just business
07:44what do you reckon then dave i'll go yeah if it's a member tell them we're shut
07:57now straight up jack i am busy enough with it is oh it's only just a bit of advice dave that's all
08:02like bar staff wholesale liquor license cinema you know the ropes yeah well so long as i can count on
08:08you to be there that's all look there you go see no obligation no no no i'll keep the rest for you
08:16i'll put elastic band around it so it won't get mixed up oh that's going to stop you helping yourself
08:20too well come in don't be shy have a drop of uh espumosa why not
08:27jack rank this is detective constable rycott oh yeah well always happy to buy the law a drink
08:40pick up your money there dave it's getting wet
08:48what can i do for you mr rycott nothing much dave it just occurred to me the other day
08:54your license is coming up for renewal and time fly well you know how it is dave i have to go
08:59through the motions got to make sure you're keeping everything clean and tidy you want to watch your
09:06small change i could mount up i still say we should give it back to him first thing i mean he was well
09:13out of order wasn't he shouldn't take advantage like that well one thing we were certain of it ain't
09:21funny money when he ran couldn't get money out of a bank even with a checkbook he's had a tickle or two
09:27oh yeah like the time he he was driving for some team out of essex and he locked the keys in the car
09:33they all come steaming out this bank really looking the business in the balaclavas and that
09:37and there's jacko asking if anyone's a member of the aaa
09:43yeah well just because a geezer's done well for himself don't mean to say you can rip him off does it
09:47oh come on terry i mean he gave me 700 quid now if i come across a nice bmw or something well
09:53that's your deposit straight away i mean where's the rip off yeah he wants you running errands in
09:58my office hours he's certainly got to pay all right arthur yeah all right all right i'm gonna crash out
10:04yeah good night
10:11no no i said i'm gonna crash out terry terry turn it down i mean that shampoo has given me a real head
10:17see that till over there that's where my old school was hey right by that roundabout um or was
10:34it the other street down jacko what's up how do you mean well we spent three hours in the dukes head
10:41which was nice i admit and we've been all over west london only to establish that your favorite chinese
10:46takeaway is now a sex shop well what's occurring point taken me amigo point taken yeah well if you
10:53haven't got the time to spend the day you know wandering around with an old friend well that's
10:57not what i mean and you know it listen you're putting something off aren't you
11:05always was perceptive i tell straight to the heart of the matter that's you all right see that flat up
11:12there the one with the green door number 86 yeah what about that well that's where the old wife was
11:18living when i come out of scrubs you know before i'd done a bank to spain i just want to find out
11:24if she's still there i want you to go there tell knock on the door and tell her that i'm still around
11:29oh she's gonna love that ain't she no just break it to her easy tell i don't no trouble no fuss just
11:39just want to talk that's all go on my son number 86
11:47you haven't come for me telly have you no no no i thought not that's usually fridays
11:54um look i don't mean to be rude or anything like that but have you lived here long five years
12:06so i suppose you don't know anybody called eileen rag do you
12:10yes she married the man from the prune he still comes round done very well she has lives on the
12:18other side of the green now jack though um she's married to someone else
12:30but that means she's divorced me well yeah that's what it sounds like doesn't it
12:36well without so much as a buy your leave
12:39to be fair look you were inside for five years you did a straight bunk to spain for three i mean
12:45what would you expect hey oh i just wanted to talk to her too
12:52but how did he divorce me look the best thing you can do is leave it alone right
12:57now where to come on
13:01uxbridge i've got to meet my partner
13:04flares arthur but nobody wears them anymore oh don't you start the old bloody nation's obsessed
13:15by the shape of its jeans that just shows what a decadent society we are living in
13:19now chris i wonder if you could take all in for me 500 oh not worth it it's easier to make 500
13:28there must be something it would go a treat behind the iron curtain stand in the middle of red square
13:34with these and you would be mocked cheers chris very useful or uh you could alter a few
13:45how do you mean i mean a few pairs to go on the top of the boxes sort of thing oh no no i couldn't do
13:49a thing like that chris might be a spot of feedback would there oh i know someone who would do
13:54it no connection with you no feedback but you would have to front him how much say 500 quid you
14:02should get 350 four quid a pair at least you won't lose out at the death all right chris if you're
14:08sure this geezer can pull it off oh he's the king in the rack trade johnny kofta don't give him monkeys
14:13what he does who johnny kofta why he's the rotten sod that flogged them to me in the first place
14:24come on in give us a clue what's all this about partner well i say partner he's he's a kid really
14:30needs encouraging yeah a bit of a bloody magician with the old bookkeeper got to have someone like
14:35that on the board so be checking his job in here then will i should say he will should be out in uh
14:41uh 30 seconds punctual type is he bang on
15:01neville wathom terry mccann hello mate jump behind the wheels help right very important business meeting
15:08point the wheels at hammersmith first uxbridge now hammersmith treating half this jacko
15:22you what this is a very bad line money back i'm speaking a foreign language as far as i'm concerned
15:40pal the lads have started work i know you didn't say start but i got a full shop here i can't have
15:46shunted granadas getting under my feet you brought it here in good faith and i started working on it in
15:50good faith end of chat far as i'm concerned pal that was it is he sweating bricks des bricks mugs
15:58only got third party fire and theft good and the shunt was his fault it now transpires have you done the
16:04crash repair yeah just waiting on a new bonnet i'll bell him in a couple of days and tell him i've got a
16:09punter will take it off him for a price and pay for the repairs he'd be so relieved he'll jump to two and
16:14half grand lovely and i reckon my client i'll cough up uh five well that's all right then nice little drink
16:22weekend come on then i'll show you where's the bonnet coming ah they promised it for later this afternoon
16:40very nice very nice
16:5255 000 he's been a bit restless hasn't he all motorway driving no doubt oh yeah i never in the west
16:59can you get me a new speedo no sweat all right fair enough
17:08i'll um have my whiskey vouchers now if it's all the same yeah well i thought you might
17:29have you got a light chief
17:47are you thinking of buying the old deli oh no i was actually looking over for a friend of mine
18:01don't get me wrong chief it's uh just the bloke who owns it happens to be a friend of mine oh yeah
18:05yeah well i thought i'd put a good word in for you oh no why would you do that
18:10ah well there's a bloke who's put in an offer a dealer in unusual magazines my friend doesn't like him
18:16no well if he was to get another serious offer well might be a drink in it for me oh that's nice
18:23well and you'd save yourself some money because you wouldn't have to go through the estate agent
18:27i know you're talking my language how can i get in touch with his friend of yours
18:30well best let me talk to him first all right i'll tell you what look i'll give you my card see if you
18:33can get him to ring me and we'll uh we'll have a drink all right will do mr daly that's it
18:46well this is sunny earth road i'd say number 23 was just a memory well he said the old place
19:02who's he archie simpson well you've been away eight years haven't you i mean maybe he's got a new old
19:07place oh hang on there he is listen are you sure this is kosher it's a bit funny for a business
19:17meeting isn't it just a spot of nostalgia tell that's all look you hang on here tell won't be long
19:22come on that's the little way to go pal what's your jack archie well thank god you showed us
19:45what do you think of the old place then hey it'll come down in it still you've done me a favor
19:51really get me locked up for eight years because i wouldn't have had nowhere to live would i i'll
19:56come to settle the accounts aren't you oh for bottling up on me and the boys hey get me put inside
20:01looting us 10 grand but that's nice isn't it boys oily rags come to kiss and make it better for us
20:07yeah look i only get an hour for lunch i'm gonna give you 15 grand archie i want to make things right
20:12between us here look i don't see no 15 grand jack their floor plans archie this fellow's a wages
20:36clerk these are the plans to his office see every week him and his mates pack it up 150 grand
20:42but there's a cock up in the design see arch you need two trolleys of cash but the lift only
20:46takes one trolley at a time so for two minutes him and his mate are left all alone with 75 grand
20:55you make me want to puke oily i've timed it archie down to the last second believe me this has got
21:01to be the best flag that you've ever seen in the world i'll tell you something jack i ain't interested
21:10in money no more you might have noticed i'm a bloody cripple these days but when you whacked that
21:16jack you're in the wrong gear you not only got me banged up you smashed my sudden lead you little
21:23fragile please this has nothing to do with me oh
21:26you bloody cripple me you bastard
21:38we'll settle the accounts all right jacko
21:45these are parts we don't want to top him
21:47i don't want to
21:52get out all right the cavalry's here jacko on your bike this ain't your concern
21:58pal i'll stay out of this while you're still walking bottle gone has it come on he's gone
22:04it's only two of you now what's up me shut up
22:13i'll have your face mccann i'll have the bastard rags throat and i'll have you a little boy
22:18hey jacko hey
22:37hey get in the car i've got to find this fine he's done a runner hasn't he he's had it away
22:42you're probably being watford by now get in the car we need a chat
22:51how's it going great lovely match this billy
22:57have you spoken to the owner yeah still a bit fractious you know did he accept the offer
23:02no i just dropped a few hints billy he'll go for it he's on a hiding to nothing otherwise
23:07i hope you're right i've given you 700 pounds on account don't worry no i don't spend it yet not
23:13till we've done the deal i know you
23:18yeah well it's been on my conscience for eight years this town i couldn't come back to london
23:23without making things straight with archie but what did you expect to do have a nice little chat
23:27and say you're sorry archie simpson is a well-known nutter right he's one of the original kamikaze
23:32hardening i think all that sun must have fried your brains and what's all this about i'll explain
23:39everything to you later terry just give me some time to have a jimmy and a washer right
24:02so
24:09i think
24:11i think
24:13i think
24:15i think
24:17i think
24:21i
24:23i
24:25i
24:27i
24:29is you're heavy into fashion these days arthur the wife thought that might interest you what's that
24:47we can look forward to a revival of the romantic and hedonistic look of the 60s
24:55lots of lace and velvet loose baggy garments and perhaps a return of that museum piece the flared
25:05jeans mind you that mag's three years old it's jack opening no i've lost him some people have all
25:13the luck he's giving me the slip i knew i brought you up wrong you are working for someone ergo you
25:20give them the slip not the other way around this is serious there's a geezer called archie simpson
25:24who seems intent on topping him oh what a shame i just fixed up some nice premises for him
25:28simpson likes hurting people look terry we seem to be into a am i my brother's keeper situation here
25:34and frankly he's a mate isn't he not a mate besides which is paying me us
25:38terry's right off he's on wages speaking of which i'm skint so peel us off a couple from my wad
25:43i'll do the rounds and find him oh come on has jack been in i've got just the motor for him be ready
25:49tomorrow if he's not fuzzy about the color well paint it white right ambulance on the bonnet that
25:54should do very funny just give us some money that ain't enough is it if i find him in one piece des i'll
25:59pass on the good news cheers that is mine you know right right all right
26:05want a beer des oh cheers arthur yeah don't put that on my slate all right i'll pay for it myself
26:13oh cheers dave oh i'll have a large vodka dave
26:16oh
26:26oh
26:28oh
26:32oh
26:34oh
26:36oh
26:38oh
26:40oh
26:42oh
26:44oh
27:02oh
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27:08oh
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27:40oh
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27:52where's jack rag i've never heard of him who's that again i don't get funny
27:56i know you
27:59oh
28:01the last time i saw rag he was having his hand held by your boy mccan jack ain't here pal
28:05and nobody knows where he is
28:07just a few folk having a quiet drink
28:10where is he
28:12where is this lad daly
28:16nobody i asked you a question daly i swear to god i don't know
28:20get in there
28:22Tarly! Where is he, Daley?
28:27I'll get the law done. Now over!
28:38Oh, come here. For Christ's sake!
28:42Don't be bastard!
28:45Don't be bastard!
28:47Don't be bastard!
28:49Get him! Get him!
28:55You all right, Dave?
29:01I don't think he's broken.
29:06Arthur!
29:15I'll murder the bloody lot of them.
29:17You didn't call the law, did you?
29:18No. Do you want me to?
29:19No! No!
29:21I don't want Rycock sniffing around with my license coming up.
29:25Don't leave any brandy intact, Dave.
29:27That's fair to turn me up, it has.
29:29Poor of yourself, Arthur.
29:30I loved you, what's the shelf of.
29:33Oof!
29:34There it is.
30:02The lads and I are going to get something to eat.
30:04Do you want to come?
30:05No, I want to put this new speedo in.
30:07Right then.
30:08I'll see you later.
30:09Okay.
30:30You sure this is the place, sir?
30:31Oh, yes.
30:32This is definitely it.
30:38Look.
30:39They've completely resprayed it.
30:41I'll never get this car back unless you do something.
30:49You may know these gentlemen, sir.
30:51This time I intend to nick the lot of them.
30:52The keys are probably in the office.
31:01I'll be right back.
31:02I'll never get this.
31:13BIRDS CHIRP
31:43Faded denim handbags?
32:02No, no, I'd rather stick to our original plan, Chris.
32:06Well, I don't fancy our chances of shifting 500 faded denim handbags.
32:10I'd rather have the jean.
32:12He's already done it.
32:14Oh, my God, Chris, how could you let him?
32:18Hang about.
32:19That is a bloody liberty, Chris.
32:21Listen, stick by the phone and I'll give it back.
32:23All right.
32:30Hello, Mr. Daly.
32:31You probably don't remember me.
32:32Mind if I come in?
32:33Hang on, hang on.
32:34What is this?
32:34Oh, where's he going?
32:41I hear you're interested in premises in Remington Street.
32:44I was merely inquiring on behalf of a friend.
32:47I'm afraid you can't have that property, Mr. Daly.
32:51You see, like the admirable trade unions, my colleagues and I run a closed shop.
32:57We jealously guard what is ours in these decidedly dodgy times.
33:01He wants to open a restaurant, not a massage parlor.
33:05Exactly.
33:06What a waste of prime floor space.
33:10Believe me, I'll make much better use of it.
33:13Hey, what's going on?
33:14Hey, these blokes are robbing me.
33:15Give me that.
33:16I can't see a thing, Mr. Daly.
33:21Not a thing.
33:23Let him go now.
33:30Perhaps I've been overcautious.
33:32I see now that you don't really pose a threat to us.
33:46You picked the wrong one, mates.
33:54I'll have the bloody lot of you for this.
33:56Did you say something?
33:58No, no, this place echoes.
34:16You looking for these?
34:26Well, as a matter of fact, I was till we had time.
34:28Yeah.
34:29Well, you can't have them.
34:31Not till we've had a little chat.
34:33Oh, please, Terry, look, I've got head on me this morning.
34:36A bullet itself wouldn't cure it.
34:38I saw your friend Neville.
34:41The partner, remember?
34:44Yeah.
34:46Guards to third floor, 45 seconds.
34:50We'll troll it to fourth floor, 20 seconds.
34:54Do you still read Boy's Own in Spain?
34:56Oh, Terry, that's a real beauty.
34:58Beauty's bleeding madness, and you know it.
35:01I mean, look how Neville bottled yesterday, eh?
35:03And you, what a team, dynamite.
35:07Well, I thought maybe you and Des.
35:10Nah.
35:11Listen, just get it into your head.
35:12I don't do those sort of things anymore.
35:14And I don't understand why you are.
35:17I mean, you've got a bar.
35:17You're a businessman, aren't you?
35:19There is no bar, Till.
35:21Well, there is a bar, but it isn't mine.
35:23No bleeding ways it might.
35:26I'm just Joe Soap, bottle washer.
35:29You haven't got a cold beer in your fridge, have you there, Till?
35:31I'm dying over here.
35:32Not yet, no.
35:34Where'd you get that cash from?
35:36Like I said, the lottery.
35:37Is that straight?
35:38Yeah, I couldn't believe it myself.
35:40Bloody four grand.
35:42And then this Neville bloke comes in the bar on his holidays,
35:45and after a few drinks, he starts talking about his job.
35:48About all the money he handles, and how the security's iffy, and all that.
35:52And then, well, I thought, well, here you go.
35:54This is your big chance.
35:56Your big chance to get banged up again?
35:58No, no.
36:00See, what I thought was, I'd square it all off with Archie,
36:04and then maybe open a caff myself with what I've got left.
36:07I've got the means.
36:10See, I've had it up to here, Till.
36:12I just want to come home.
36:16Cheers.
36:17Cheers.
36:20And I just want my mates to like me, that's all.
36:24I want to spend an hour and a half every Saturday in the rain
36:27watching Fulham get laced up.
36:30Go home, have me tea, watch the racing results on the telly.
36:34I want to go down to Duke's Head, Sunday lunchtime,
36:36have a drink up,
36:37moan about the rates, the bloody World Cup,
36:40and then go home and get a rollicking for kipping on the sofa.
36:43Yeah, yeah.
36:44I know, I'm a dreamer, all right.
36:46And I know things sound a lot better when they're in your head, but
36:48well, you've got to give it a whirl, ain't you?
36:51Well, you've done that, haven't you?
36:53The fact is,
36:55Terry meet amigo, old pal,
36:57I've got to go scurrying back to where I came from, right?
37:01It's got to be for the best, hasn't it?
37:03Maybe in a couple of years' time, I'm...
37:06How much money you got left?
37:08None.
37:09No, yesterday was Jack Rags' swan song.
37:12No.
37:14No, I'll tell you what I'll do.
37:17I'll get the money back you gave to the others, right?
37:20It's got to be a fair few bob, ain't it?
37:21I suppose so.
37:23Well, I didn't just do it for the money, tell.
37:26No, it wasn't just the money.
37:27It was the respect I wanted.
37:32A word in your shell-like, Dave.
37:49What's the matter with your boat race?
37:50I've had a nose job.
37:54I heard you had a bit of a party down here, then.
37:57You hear everything, Mr. Eichel.
37:59I don't spend all my time putting out traffic cones on motorways, Dave.
38:04Archie Simpson and friends dropped in yesterday, did they?
38:08That's all sorted now.
38:10I wouldn't be too sure about that, Dave.
38:12I come down here the other night to find Jack Rags back from the dead,
38:15giving money away as though there's no tomorrow.
38:17The next thing I hear is a whisper that Rags is trying to put a team together.
38:22Before I've had a chance to get over laughing at that,
38:25I've got Simpson roaming my manor with complete disregard to life and limb.
38:30You've got it all out of proportion, Mr. Eichel.
38:32I don't want nutters like Simpson on my patch, Dave.
38:35It's too much like hard work.
38:37You don't need it either.
38:39What, will your license coming up for renewal?
38:42Hey, Kenny, the pizzas are getting cold.
38:45Just coming.
38:45Come in.
38:52Now, I don't believe for one minute
38:54that Des and Terry are trying to set up a blag with Jack,
38:57but I don't want him hanging around them.
39:00In fact, I don't want him around at all.
39:02So put in a word for me, Dave.
39:05Give good old Jack a helping hand
39:07back to wherever he came from.
39:10Then we can be all nice and quiet as per usual.
39:13Okay?
39:14I'll see what I can do, Mr. Eichel.
39:16Yeah.
39:21So where is the bleeding car, then?
39:22Well, I told you.
39:23I had to ditch it.
39:25I'm a bit sharpish and all.
39:27I see.
39:27So you get a car with 700 quid of his money
39:29and then ditch it.
39:30That's lovely, isn't it?
39:31Yeah, well, it was only the deposit.
39:35I'm really sorry, Jack.
39:36That's all right, Des.
39:37I understand.
39:38In case there are, there are.
39:39Yeah, right.
39:41Oh, yeah, you might be leaving us, Oily.
39:43Leave out the Oily, will you?
39:45Jack's thinking of going back to Spain, Arthur.
39:47And we now know he's Barasic.
39:48So my idea is we get all of what's left of his cash
39:52and get him down to London Airport, toot sweet.
39:54Well, that's all I've got on me at a moment.
40:05I did have a few breakages.
40:07That's all right, Dave.
40:09That's down to me anyway.
40:11Arthur, Arthur.
40:12Yeah, yeah, well, I mean,
40:14there were the inevitable overheads, you know.
40:16You have my wages and all.
40:18Must come to nearly a grand.
40:19I was bloody mugged, wasn't I?
40:21Running bloody errands for bloody Oily here.
40:22I was threatened with me bloody life.
40:24I'm physically abused.
40:26You're very lucky to have me sitting here now.
40:29You're pathetic.
40:31Well, you've got enough for the fare to Spain,
40:32for crying out loud.
40:34Oh, there is one slight itch there, fellas.
40:37What might that be, Jack?
40:38My passport.
40:39I sold it last night up west.
40:42A sort of symbolic gesture.
40:43I thought I wouldn't be needing it.
40:46Well, no problem.
40:48Report it lost.
40:49You'll get another in a few weeks' time.
40:51A few weeks?
40:52With Archie Simpson on the rampage
40:53and Rycott marking our cards?
40:55Now, listen, fellas.
40:56I've learned a few things in the past few days.
40:59Never go back, they say.
41:01And I reckon they're right.
41:03Now, I'm not saying that you fellas
41:05have made a mug out of me.
41:07But, well, I can see that things
41:08aren't the way that I thought they was.
41:10So I'll just slip away
41:12and leave you to get on with it
41:13in peace and quiet.
41:14Fair enough, Jack.
41:15I'll settle up with you next time I see you.
41:17Hang on, hang on, hang on.
41:18Look, I know this geezer.
41:20He's got a boat.
41:21He does the odd run across to Holland.
41:23Put it there, Des.
41:24I knew you wouldn't let me down.
41:26Make a decision and act on it.
41:28That's what I like.
41:29Don't let the grass grow.
41:31The thing is, if he does agree,
41:33it'll be a bit expensive.
41:35So, er, how can we raise the cash?
41:39Arthur?
41:44Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
41:46Wait a minute.
42:03What have they been doing you there?
42:06Have a tapware party?
42:08No sign of rag, then.
42:11Here we are.
42:23Come on, sunshine.
42:24Time to get up.
42:26They'll be here soon.
42:26Archie.
42:43Archie.
42:43Why do bloody sailors have to do everything so early in the morning?
43:12I've got to catch the tide, Arthur.
43:14You didn't have to come in the first place.
43:16I want to see that my money goes where it's intended.
43:18I actually want to see Jack set sail, and I might get some sleep.
43:22Amsterdam. Beautiful city, that.
43:25I might stay there, forget about Spain.
43:27Make it handier if I want to pop over and visit you blokes.
43:30Yeah, well, take a little time to settle in, Jack.
43:33You know, say about 30 years.
43:42In the middle, there seems to be a meeting that I didn't give up as Well today,you will prepare.
43:46None of copper paid off.
43:47Thank you, Jack.
43:48Thank you, Jack.
43:50All right.
44:04Okay, all right nice to see you hello sailor who the bloody hell is this
44:33Don't worry look this is your man 800 quid for a ride in this we're only ironing it you know not buying it and
44:39Take the notice is all right is that lot with you oh my god I might have guessed come on
45:03Oh
45:25Man over ball
45:27How do you want to join it
45:39You know what give us a push
45:47Come on Arthur give us a push for god's sake I am pushing
45:50Push in
45:52Uh-huh
45:53Oi no
45:54Uh-huh
45:59Oh dear oh dear
46:00Oh come on Arthur
46:02Oh come on Arthur
46:04Oh come on Arthur
46:05Help me
46:06Oh come on
46:07Give me your hand
46:08I just wanted some I'm getting bloody food poisoning
46:11Oh
46:13Don't make my watch all wet
46:14Oh fellas it was nice while it lasted
46:16Hasta luego fellas
46:18Yeah tell ya Jacko
46:19See ya Jack
46:20Have I got drip
46:21Make a bite of Jacko
46:22Oh you go head off
46:24Oh
46:25You do plan a name didn't I
46:26Oh it was horrible
46:27What are you playing at
46:29What are you playing at
46:31What are you playing at
46:37Hasta luego Arthur
46:39I'll make it up to you next time
46:41Amigo
46:42Slag
46:47The boat was going one way his little legs were going
46:49Oh dear
46:50It was out of the camera honestly
46:51It was like one of those old films wasn't it
46:53Yeah terrific honestly
46:54Oh look who's here Esther Williams
46:56How about that then
47:01That's handy innit
47:02Pair of jeans you can wear over your shoulder
47:03Oh no
47:04Have a look
47:06Oh jeans with no legs
47:07Yeah that can go down a bum
47:08Oh his handbag
47:09Hey
47:10It looks like a fly zip this
47:11That's a gimmick see
47:12That's very tasteful
47:13Don't put your hand in there
47:14I don't know what the purse is like
47:16Nice bit of denim though
47:18I wouldn't mind a pair of jeans made out of that
47:22Don't flare up
47:26Don't want to smile
47:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
47:28Look at that
47:29Okay
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