00:07When some giant slug comes right up to your rug, say hello to Evolution.
00:14When some alien cell starts to mutate and swell, say hello to Evolution.
00:30Just when it's out of control, the alienator holds, so say goodbye to Evolution.
00:37This hero team has got control of the scene, Evolution.
00:55Goal!
01:04I wish you had caught it.
01:07Oh man, it's our only ball.
01:10Come on, we'll find it.
01:16Gross!
01:26Creepy!
01:27Oh!
01:34Hey, look!
01:35Look!
01:46Roman Coliseum, the birthplace of spectator sports, and page 37 in Harry Block's scrapbook of Athletic Stadium.
01:55And I, Harry Block, will soon be standing within its hallowed walls, instead of up to my knees in river
02:07muck.
02:08Well, Harry, next time we devolve an outbreak in the Apennine Mountains, and I say, somebody catch the genus pod
02:14it's floating away, maybe somebody who will remain nameless but was standing right by it should catch it.
02:20Okay, I tracked the pod to this location before it went off the satellite scale. It has to be around
02:25here somewhere.
02:25There!
02:31My OIC!
02:35Gassy, cut it out!
02:39I don't know who stinks worse, you or Gassy.
02:43Huh?
02:47Uh, what are you gonna do with that, Lieutenant?
02:54LLT, if it's war you want, it's war you'll get.
02:58Yeah!
02:59All right!
03:03There you are.
03:06Myra, you can stop looking for that missing genus pod.
03:09There's activity at the Rome Zoo that correlates to an outbreak scenario.
03:13We're on it.
03:35Oh, this is too much for me. Come on, let's go someplace else.
03:45Hey, Ira, did you know they used to keep animals like this under the Coliseum?
03:50Harry, enough! I don't want to hear about the Coliseum anymore, all right?
03:54If something's upsetting these animals, I'll bet it's the genus.
03:56Be prepared, people.
04:01Aw, wicked!
04:03Dr. Cain, I presume.
04:04I'm Professor Rinaldi.
04:06Dr. Reed told me to expect you.
04:08Ah, pleased to meet you, Professor.
04:10I hear you've had some unwanted pests.
04:12Well, it's the strangest thing.
04:13This morning we found that crack in the snake pit.
04:16All the water was gone, and with it molly.
04:19Our prize lacusus muta.
04:21A water moccasin?
04:24What? I like snakes.
04:26They eat bugs.
04:27I had every employee search for molly.
04:29But all we found were a few very strange purple worms.
04:33Nothing I've ever seen before.
04:36What an interesting dog.
04:38Tell me, what breed is it?
04:40My own?
04:42Keep me your paw.
04:43You sweet thing.
04:45Amazing.
04:46I've never seen anything quite like this before.
04:53I've never smelled anything quite like it before, either.
04:56Dr. Cain, over here.
04:57We have a problem.
05:01I only put a few worms in that cage.
05:04Where did they all come from?
05:06It's a long story.
05:08Look out!
05:25We're going out!
05:26Earth's got nothing to do with these things.
05:45Huh?
05:46Wait, Lieutenant.
05:47It's too dangerous.
05:48But we don't have a lot of time.
05:50I need to know what's under the zoo.
05:52The...
05:53The...
05:53The catacombs!
06:07I'm having trouble tracking the genus through the thick rock.
06:09It could be anywhere.
06:11Stay alert.
06:12Huh?
06:13Gats has got the scent of something, Dr. Cain.
06:16Oh, and as usual, we got the scent of Gats.
06:24Hey, look!
06:25We found Molly!
06:27Professor Rinaldi's going to be so relieved.
06:30Isn't that wonderful?
06:39Harry, water moccasins are poisonous.
06:42What were you thinking?
06:44Probably that water moccasins can't bite you under water
06:46or they'll drown.
06:47Ding, ding, ding, ding!
06:48Ha!
06:49Ira wins the prize.
06:51Didn't you know I was snake wrestling champion three years running at school?
06:54I'm almost a professional.
06:56So don't you guys ever try anything like this at home.
06:59Not a chance.
07:07The sonar readings indicate a large chamber just beyond this wall.
07:11Wayne?
07:25Gats is raising a pretty big stink.
07:27Get ready, people.
07:33Oh, I'm sorry.
07:34Did we forget to knock?
07:35No, no, no.
07:41John Mines?
07:44Jesus?
07:45Sometimes I am just too good.
07:47And so, now that we've cleaned up this mess, I don't know.
07:51Maybe we should visit a certain Roman landmark that shall remain nameless, but is big and round and has lots
07:58of arches.
07:59Huh? What are you guys looking at?
08:02Um, Harry?
08:04This is one of those moments where I might want to look behind me, right?
08:07Hmm, won't that end up.
08:24Look at them. The genus has evolved into stage three mammalian life.
08:29It's almost as if they've sampled and amalgamated the DNA signatures of every animal in the zoo.
08:34Then there's something else.
08:43Scopes.
08:44Dr. K.
08:45Hey, Scopes knows my name. Isn't that amazing?
08:50Yeah, maybe you two should do lunch sometime.
08:54Ridiculous humans.
08:55You spent your last moments of existence in frivolous jest.
08:59We shall destroy you.
09:15Time to put the pod out of commission and shut the door on these things.
09:20Harry, stop!
09:21The sonar shows that the genus has embedded itself into the catacomb's structure.
09:26Oops.
09:27Too late.
09:28If you devolve the pod's organic supports, this whole place will come down.
09:31Then that would make what I just did a bad thing.
09:34Whoa!
09:35Man, can I hate being right all the time?
09:53Dr. Kane, we will give you the honor of being the first of your species to be wiped out by
09:59the genus.
09:59Well, I've only got one thing to say to that, Scopes.
10:03Heads up!
10:04Oh!
10:05Ah!
10:12What do you think?
10:14I don't know.
10:15He may be one of those things in disguise.
10:18Oh, where am I?
10:20Is this the Coliseum?
10:23Hello.
10:24What are you two doing down here?
10:27You're one of them, aren't you?
10:28One of those monsters?
10:30Hold on there, sports fans.
10:33Look, you've obviously had a pretty bad scare.
10:36If it'll make you feel better, ask me a question.
10:40Anything!
10:41Sports-related.
10:42Okay.
10:43So who scored the most of goals on the Roma Team for the 99-2000 season?
10:47Ha!
10:48That's too easy!
10:50Vincenzo Montella!
10:52Oh, thank you!
10:54Thank you!
10:55No, thank Vincenzo Montella.
10:58It's okay now.
11:00It's all gonna be okay.
11:02I hope.
11:08Lovely.
11:19Wayne?
11:20Uh, hi, Lieutenant.
11:22Your sympathetic mutation system must have been kicking in right when Harry brought down
11:26the house.
11:27It's the only thing that saved you.
11:29Wicked!
11:30Uh, Lieutenant.
11:31Where is everybody?
11:34Where's Gassie?
11:35Uh, Gassie!
11:37Gassie!
11:41Gassie!
11:42Gassie!
11:50Gassie!
11:51Oh, yes you are!
11:52Oh, yes you are!
11:56Oh, yes you are!
12:08Gassie!
12:08Reading you loud and clear, Ira.
12:10Dr. Cain?
12:11This is Lieutenant Lucy.
12:12Wayne and Gassie are with me.
12:14They're fine.
12:15Well, as fine as they ever were.
12:17Hey, Dr. Cain!
12:19I've mutated this wicked horn on my head!
12:22That's nice, kiddo.
12:23Listen, guys, these dark, confined catacombs give the genus a natural advantage.
12:27The best way to beat these things is by drawing them to the surface.
12:30Somewhere open, but safe from the civilian population.
12:33Somewhere like the Coliseum.
12:36Oh!
12:37Oh!
12:38So you don't want to hear about the Coliseum from me, but now you can say it like it's
12:43your own personal playground.
12:45Ira and the Coliseum.
12:47Ira and the Coliseum.
12:49Harry.
12:50Yeah, Ira?
12:51Do you want to go to the Coliseum or not?
12:53All right!
12:55I'm going to the Coliseum.
12:57When I saw that the stage two genus of the zoo knew how to get to the main pod,
13:01it gave me an idea.
13:02I came across what it was while taking the sonar readings.
13:05The genus pod was emitting a homing signal.
13:08It's not pretty, but it's a work of genius.
13:11I'm going to duplicate the same homing signal and focus it on the center of the Coliseum.
13:17Okay, people, follow the signal.
13:18It'll take us and the genus straight to the Coliseum.
13:21Roger.
13:22Over and out.
13:23You got it, Dr. Cain.
13:24Last one to the Coliseum's the water boy.
13:31That rock must be five feet thick.
13:34There's no way we can move it.
13:36Well, sure there is.
13:37It's like Dr. Cain always says.
13:39We have to use our heads.
13:51Good job, Wayne.
13:52Although I don't think that's exactly what Dr. Cain had in mind.
14:04Come on, it's this way.
14:07Finally, the greatest moment of my life, the Coliseum.
14:12Maybe I can get a few souvenirs before the genus arrives.
14:24I can't believe it.
14:28The Coliseum.
14:30Guys, I've made it.
14:33The Coliseum.
14:35The glory of glory is the arena of arenas.
14:38The ancient high temple of sports.
14:41Oh, wow.
14:43I'm so overwhelmed.
14:45It's like the earth is moving.
14:54Don't worry.
14:56I'll protect you.
15:06There is no pod.
15:08Human, where is the pod?
15:10We heard it call.
15:11We hear it still.
15:13The pod, pod.
15:14Oh, right.
15:15That big nasty thing with all those tendrils and slimy creatures coming out of it.
15:20Never heard of it.
15:28Great.
15:29They've evolved an immunity to the current mix of the blue goo.
15:39Get him!
15:45We are the genus.
15:47We shall prevail!
15:52Hey, Loudmouth.
15:53Don't count your hybrids before they've hatched.
16:01Guys, if you can hear me, I can really do with some help.
16:17Oh, it's about time more of the home team showed up.
16:20Come on, let's show them what the Coliseum is really for.
16:24Well, we went in Rome.
16:28Yeah!
16:31Yeah!
16:34Yeah!
16:37Yeah!
16:39Yeah!
16:39Yeah!
16:40Yeah!
16:40Yeah!
16:41Yeah!
16:42Yeah!
16:43Yeah!
16:48Oh, this is getting really old.
16:51Where's Dr. Kane when you need him?
16:53Right behind you, Lieutenant Lucy.
16:55The blue goo's not working, Ira.
16:57You have to recalibrate it, and fast.
17:00Gee, I've never heard that before.
17:02Ira!
17:03Okay, okay, I'm working on it.
17:05Now, let's see.
17:06Spectrum analyzer, selenium-based compound.
17:09I need something else.
17:10Think, Kane.
17:11Think!
17:12Ah!
17:13Cut it out, Molly.
17:14I'm trying to think here.
17:17That's it!
17:18Come on, Molly.
17:20Cough it up.
17:20I need you to save the world.
17:24The genus has sampled the DNA from the animals in the zoo.
17:28That way, the genus inherited all those animals' innate strengths.
17:32But the genus also got the animals' weaknesses.
17:35Especially a vulnerability to the toxicity of snake venom.
17:41Ira, I just need you to do it, not explain it!
17:46Got it.
17:47Here it goes.
17:52No!
18:02No!
18:04No!
18:10No!
18:11No!
18:12No!
18:14No!
18:15No!
18:15No!
18:16No!
18:16No!
18:28And the crowd goes wild.
18:31Woo!
18:38You cannot defeat the genus.
18:41We are superior.
18:44What do you say, Caesar?
18:46Ah!
18:48Now you call a sample.
18:52Huh?
18:56Now you don't.
18:58Woo!
19:03Have I mentioned that I love this place?
19:15Time to put some important mementos in the old scrapbook.
19:19Here's some of the blue goo we used to defeat the genus.
19:22And here's a piece of uniform one of the genus hybrids tore as it lunged from my throat.
19:28And here's some sand from where I devolve scopes.
19:32Page 37, the Coliseum is now complete.
19:37Well, I don't know about you, but I'm wishing my next vacation is a little more peaceful.
19:51I don't know what that lady was talking about.
19:53Couldn't get any more peaceful than this.
19:54I don't know about you.
19:58You're not sure.
20:01It Deus is a bit boring.
20:05Come on!
20:06Come on!
20:06Come on!
20:06Come on!
20:07So come on!
20:07Come on!
20:10Come on!
20:15Come on!
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