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00:07When some giant slug comes right up to your rug, say hello to Evolution.
00:15When some alien cell starts to mutate and swell, say hello to Evolution.
00:30Just when it's out of control, the alienator holds, so say goodbye to Evolution.
00:37This hero team has got control of the scene, Evolution.
01:04Wayne, there's an infant on the third floor.
01:07I'm on my way, Chief.
01:20Chief, I've got the baby. It's fine.
01:23Don't worry, kiddo. You're safe.
01:30Yes.
01:39Hold on.
01:45Whoa!
01:52Here's the baby, Fire Chief Lazar.
01:57Okay, test completed. Turn off the fire.
02:06Way to go, kiddo.
02:08What a play.
02:09Well done, Wayne.
02:10So, how'd I do? Did I pass? Come on, did I?
02:14Wayne, I'm impressed by your commitment. Your ambition and the fact that you just won't take failed for an answer.
02:19Congratulations, Fireman Green.
02:23Well, kiddo, after years of diligent study and practice, you're finally a firefighter.
02:29Yeah, Dr. Kane. It's always been my dream.
02:32We know.
02:33For as long as I can remember.
02:36We know.
02:38Since I was just a gleam in...
02:40Your daddy's eye.
02:42We know.
02:43So I guess this means you'll be leaving the team.
02:46What? No, no, no way. I'll just fight fires during the day and battle the genus at night.
02:51Or I can extinguish fires during the week and fight outbreaks on the weekends.
02:56I know if there's an outbreak during my lunch hour, then I could...
02:59Kiddo, this is your big chance. We can't stand in your way. It's more important for you to follow your
03:05dream.
03:05You have to take a shot.
03:07Wayne, you and I will always be friends.
03:10I can't believe I'm leaving you behind.
03:12Ahem.
03:13Wayne?
03:14Oh, yeah. I'm gonna miss you guys, too.
03:20Aw, I'm gonna miss you most of all, Gassy.
03:24Now, you be good to Dr. Kane and bring him his petri dishes.
03:27And don't bury his satellite link in the yard and...
03:30Fireman Green, we have to move out.
03:33You got it, Chief.
03:35Wow.
03:36He didn't say fireman in training.
03:38Wow.
03:40Fireman Green.
03:49Go on, Gassy. You two belong together.
03:52Go. Go on.
04:01Aw, good, Gassy.
04:03I guess you are. I guess you are.
04:06I made some modifications to the firetruck.
04:11You know, it's only been two days, but I can't believe how much I miss Wayne around here.
04:16And Gassy, that little stink monster.
04:19Will you pull yourselves together?
04:22Hmm.
04:22We all miss Wayne and Gassy.
04:24But Wayne's out there living his life's dream.
04:26And we have to learn to live with it.
04:30Hello? Wayne?
04:32Hi. I just wanted to see how you were doing.
04:34Well, I really miss hanging out with you guys.
04:37Things are a little different here.
04:39Haven't you made any new friends?
04:40Well, I did, but they kind of got freaked out when I grew a third arm.
04:45Oh, well, don't worry about that. It'll all work out.
04:48Uh, Wayne? I gotta go.
04:51All right. It's clear that we miss Wayne and Gassy.
04:54But we can all agree that we have a duty...
04:56To be ready to fight the genus.
04:58We need to find a new fourth member of the Alienators.
05:01And to do Gassy's job, we're gonna need a new genus detective.
05:04I created the first Gassy.
05:06I'll just repeat the experiment, maybe make a few modifications.
05:10Could you make one with a great fresh pine tree smell?
05:13You know, in honor of Wayne.
05:15Yeah. Works for me.
05:16Thanks for coming. It's great to see such a turnout.
05:20I want to start by being honest with all of you.
05:23The life of an Alienator isn't easy.
05:25We've had to face many dangerous incarnations of the genus.
05:29And the genus never gives up.
05:32You've gotta fight it tooth and nail sometimes.
05:35Yes. Take, for instance, the time we fought our way across the Himalayas
05:39and almost got crushed by that huge avalanche.
05:43Or that time in that volcanic pit full of burning chlorine gas.
05:47And those three-headed apes bit our weapons in half.
05:51And remember when we were in Singapore
05:52when we had to fight hand-to-hand with the vicious genus scorpions?
05:56And they ripped the top off the firetruck and jumped down on us?
06:01But, wait! You don't understand.
06:04It's wonderful being an Alienator.
06:06It requires discipline, courage, bravery, endurance, selflessness!
06:15So, Deke, Derek, do you want the job?
06:19Well, that depends, Professor Block.
06:21Um, will there be a test?
06:24And does the job come with snack benefits?
06:27I'm really missing Wayne right now.
06:32Chief, when are we going out on a call?
06:34It's a small town, Wayne. We don't get a lot of fires. But be ready.
06:38Well, isn't there something I can be doing? Like modifying the firetruck?
06:42No, not ever again!
06:44Well, can't I do something? Um, cook lunch maybe?
06:48You the guy that cooked the anchovy and chocolate souffle for breakfast?
06:52Oh yeah, that was me.
06:54Eh, then no.
06:55You know, Gassy, I'm starting to really miss being an Alienator.
07:00So, these are the new Waynes.
07:03Uh, Dr. Cain, our names are Deke and Derek, but we could change them to Wayne if it'll make things
07:08easier.
07:09Uh, no, that's okay. I'm a genius. I think I can handle two new names, Deke.
07:14I'm Derek.
07:15Whatever. Let's start your training with an introduction to the genus.
07:19These are highly active, evolutionary, unstable genus cells. We have to be extremely careful.
07:24If even a single cell escapes, it could evolve into an outbreak that could destroy all of humankind. Understand?
07:31Destroy all humankind. You got it, Dr. Cain.
07:37I will create yet another perfect genus detected. Gassy version 2.0.
07:43It should be a scientific masterpiece.
07:53Uh, Dr. Cain, this science stuff's making my brain hurt. Can we go do Wayne-type things now?
08:00Yeah, yeah, sure. Whatever. Knock yourselves out.
08:02You got it, Dr. Cain.
08:05Now, with a little carefully measured mixture of genius and genus, we will fill Gassy's shoes. If Gassy had shoes.
08:28It's alive! It's alive!
08:32I've always wanted to say that.
08:36Wayne, I hate to have to say this, but some of the guys want you to have your, uh, dog
08:42sleep outside.
08:45Say it's stinking up the place. Thanks, kid.
08:48Oh, my God!
08:52Lady and gentlemen of the Alienators, I present to you Gassy 2.0. Check this out.
09:07Ooh, Gassy 2.0 smells pine fresh.
09:11I managed to harness the evolutionary abilities of the unstable genus cells to make some alterations.
09:16Gassy 2.0 will never be able to replace the original Gassy, but it is a work of genius.
09:27Oh, Dr. Cain, do works of genius always do that?
09:36Uh, I'm sure it's just a small technical glitch. Why don't you wait outside while I fix it?
09:42What?
09:45Doc, do you need a hand in there?
09:48Uh, no, it's okay. Trust me, I'm a genius.
09:53Okay, uh, now don't panic. I've got everything under control.
10:02Oh, at least it smells better. Right?
10:18Doc, I have to tell you, Gassy 2.0 looks a lot like scopes.
10:23Yeah, I see the resemblance.
10:25Pathetic human trying to meddle with evolution.
10:29We shall destroy you!
10:37Uh, perhaps I should mention, I made Gassy 2.0 immune to blue goo, just like the original Gassy, to
10:47be helpful in the heat of action.
10:48Helpful to who, exactly?
10:50Don't worry, guys. We'll save him.
10:52Yeah, we're alienators, too!
10:56Oh!
10:59Oh!
11:04Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:08Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:10Oh!
11:13Oh!
11:14Oh!
11:16Oh!
11:20Oh, you didn't brush your teeth this morning, did you, scopes?
11:24Not so fast, spokes!
11:27Put Dr. Kane down!
11:30Uh, Deep, that's scopes, and what are you doing with that containment jar?
11:34Saving your backside, Dr. Kane!
11:37Time to hit that thing with some of the old purple goo!
11:41Purple goo?
11:42No!
11:43Derek, don't!
11:45Humans!
11:47We shall seed the world with genus.
11:50Thanks to you, Kane, today will prove to be the end of your species!
11:54Don't count your genus pods before they hatch, scopes!
11:58Stop them!
12:06Don't worry, adults!
12:08We got you!
12:16I'm putting a trace on scopes' location.
12:18With those genus cells, he could germinate enough outbreaks to take over the world within a matter of hours.
12:24We should notify General Woodman immediately.
12:26And tell him what?
12:27That the leader of the alienators has just created mankind's worst nightmare and unleashed it into the world with the
12:32means to destroy civilization faster than the general can say,
12:35Kane, I've waited for this for a long time!
12:37There!
12:38Saddle up, people!
12:40We'll just get our stuff!
12:49I'm really, really missing Wayne right now!
12:55What the heck is this?
12:58We just did what Wayne would have done if he were us, Dr. Kane.
13:02Yeah!
13:03We modified the fire track and turned it into the big cheese wagon!
13:08I don't care what you call it!
13:10Let's get after scopes!
13:11You guys have been busy.
13:13I see you've noticed the convenient nacho holders.
13:17Yes.
13:18Thank you, boys.
13:19They're very convenient.
13:21Now can we go before scopes and the genus take over the world?
13:25You got it, Dr. Kane!
13:31If we go backwards, they'll never see us coming.
13:35Oh, I'm really, really, really missing Wayne right now.
13:41I'll just call and see what Dr. Kane and the gang are up to.
13:48They're probably out having fun saving the world or something.
13:53Okay.
13:54I've tracked scopes to an abandoned paint factory on the edge of town.
13:57We have to get there fast!
13:58Deke!
13:58Derek!
13:59Hit it!
14:00Uh...
14:01Hit what, Dr. Kane?
14:03The gas pedal!
14:04Okay.
14:05Hit it...
14:06With what, Dr. Kane?
14:10Hmm...
14:15Over there!
14:19Humans!
14:20You are just in time!
14:23Shall witness the birth of the genus and the destruction of the human race!
14:38Get back!
14:44Bugs?
14:45Oh, why is it always bugs?
14:48These genus aren't immune to the blue goo.
14:50This'll be over in seconds.
14:52Yeah, especially since we modified Harry's devolver.
14:57You did what?
15:01Deke?
15:02Derek?
15:03Harry, forget it.
15:05There's no time.
15:05Lieutenant!
15:06Use the selenium in the truck!
15:14It's...
15:15Nacho cheese?
15:17Of course it is!
15:19We dumped out all that smelly dance of shampoo and filled the firetruck tanks with nacho cheese.
15:25How else could we call it the big cheese wagon?
15:31As if grotesque, chemically altered bugs weren't enough.
15:35Now they're covered in cheese!
15:36Deke!
15:37Derek!
15:38Grab the spare petri dishes!
15:41Derek!
15:41Throw the petri dish!
15:43You got it, Dr. Kane!
15:46Not at me!
15:48At the millipede!
15:50Oh, okay.
15:55Got him!
15:58I'll save you, bro!
16:04What do we do now?
16:06Duck!
16:13Those starfish sure are cute little guys.
16:16Can we keep them as pets?
16:18I want to name this one Timmy.
16:21Uh, no.
16:23I think I'll keep them if you don't mind.
16:30Fire Chief Lizard, we had a call reporting a warehouse fire at an abandoned paint factory.
16:36The witness has also reported seeing a huge purple pod of some kind.
16:40Genis!
16:52Hey, guys.
16:53Dr. Kane, what happened?
16:55You see, Wayne?
16:56You go away for two days and suddenly the human race is in danger.
16:59We need you.
17:00Is there any chance you can put this fire out?
17:02It's too far gone.
17:04Safest thing to do would be to let it burn out.
17:06Believe me, that would not be the safest thing.
17:08If this fire continues, that pod is going to grow beyond our capabilities to devolve it.
17:13Chief, Dr. Kane, I think I have an idea.
17:17Come on, Gassy.
17:36Way to go, Wayne!
17:41Humans, we will destroy you!
17:55In order to devolve scopes, I have to work out what went wrong with Gassy 2.0.
18:00Uh, nacho cheese, Dr. Kane?
18:02No, thanks, Deke.
18:04I thought I accounted for the instability of the genus cells.
18:07Something must have contaminated me.
18:09Nacho cheese, Dr. Kane?
18:11It's nacho cheesy good.
18:13No, thanks, Derek.
18:14I am not in a nacho cheesy mood.
18:17Of course!
18:18That's it!
18:19Nacho cheese!
18:20Somehow the cells were contaminated with nacho cheese!
18:23Dude, how could that have happened?
18:25We have to break down that contaminant to devolve the genus.
18:29What we need is an enzyme able to digest cheese.
18:31We need lactase.
18:33We need lactase.
18:34Got it!
18:36Harry, heads up!
18:39Humans!
18:41You have lost!
18:42Do not prolong your agony!
18:44Accept your defeat!
18:47Not today, not tomorrow, not ever!
18:50Whoops!
18:51Almost forgot.
19:06Hey, Ira!
19:08Next time you wanna try to create a genetically altered evolutionarily stable genus creature to replace Gassy?
19:15Just don't!
19:18Chief, I'm sorry.
19:20As much as I wanna be a fireman someday, right now, I'm an alienator.
19:25My place is with my friends.
19:27They need me.
19:28And I need them.
19:30Fireman Green, you're a brave, hard-working, selfless young man.
19:34Albeit with a third arm on your chest.
19:37We're gonna miss ya!
19:38It's clear, but it's clear you're doing the right thing.
19:42It's good to have you back, kiddo.
19:44Now, let's get out of here.
19:46You got it, Dr. King.
19:48Wayne, that's the, uh, emergency nacho cheese button.
19:53Dude, we're gonna need some more chips.
19:572, 2, 1, 6.
20:04Subtimes and
20:043, 7, 6, 6.
20:041, 1, 2, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8.
20:11Yeah, yeah.
20:25Didn't 과age.
20:30Cookie Time!
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