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00:07When some giant slug comes right up to your rug, say hello to evolution.
00:14When some alien cell starts to mutate and swell, say hello to evolution.
00:30Just when it's out of control, the alienator holds, so say goodbye to evolution.
00:37This hero team has got control of the scene, evolution.
00:46Father, please stop pacing like that and listen to me.
00:49I'm not leaving until we talk. Besides, I'm sure everything will be fine.
00:54They're just books.
00:55Just books? How can you say such a thing?
00:59It's my life's research.
01:01Father, you've always been obsessed with your work.
01:04Open your eyes.
01:05This place, for instance, is falling apart.
01:08No servants will work for you.
01:10The roof on the East Wing is all but caved in.
01:12If Mother were here...
01:14You needn't have come.
01:16You see, my work...
01:18I'm a very busy man and...
01:21The exterminator.
01:25I called you three days ago.
01:27What took you so long?
01:30Oh, yeah.
01:31Sorry, Governor.
01:32A bit of a drive coming out here takes the whole day.
01:34I would prefer it if you simply did your job with your mouth closed.
01:40Father?
01:41Not right now, Rebecca.
01:44I discovered some horrid little purple worms three days ago in the library.
01:50As I was saying, three days ago, I discovered the first worm.
01:55The next day, there were more.
01:57And yesterday, the entire library was flooded with them.
02:00Yeah.
02:02See, they're everywhere.
02:04But there were thousands of them.
02:07Maybe you imagined them living on your own and all.
02:10Mind playing tricks.
02:12I live alone so that I do not have to bear with such incompetence and insolence.
02:17Ooh.
02:18Well, aren't we high and mighty, eh?
02:20Wha...
02:21Wha...
02:23Whoa!
02:25Whoa!
02:29Oh, I can't wait to see Lord Bradbury.
02:32Why's that?
02:32Some guys pen pals from bang camp or something?
02:35No.
02:36He's just one of the world's finest scientists.
02:38He's an expert on the human brain.
02:39He laid the groundwork on hypnosis and mind control.
02:42I've read everything he's written.
02:43He's so dreamy.
02:46I don't expect you guys to understand
02:49how important meeting Lord Bradbury really is.
02:52He's a genius.
02:54Um, Wayne?
02:55Yeah, Dr. Kane?
02:57Wrong side of the road again.
03:00I'm sorry.
03:02Human, you are ours now.
03:06We have studied your science,
03:08your work on the human brain,
03:10but we need to know more.
03:11We need you to teach us.
03:14Teach you?
03:16Never.
03:21We will learn the secrets of your weak human brains,
03:25your hypnotism, your mind control.
03:27You will help us.
03:29Father?
03:30Poor, pathetic, helpless humans.
03:33So fragile.
03:38Please stop.
03:40Not my Rebecca.
03:41He's all I have.
03:44You will help us.
03:47Yes.
03:48Yes.
03:49Whatever you want.
03:50That is a good human.
03:54Uh, we're not going to fit through that archway.
03:56Who says we have to?
03:58Hang on, guys.
04:00I'm going to ram it.
04:01No, Wayne, you can't.
04:02This is Lord Bradbury's house.
04:04This is the house of the man
04:05who mapped the synchronistic firing
04:07of bilateral synapses
04:08in the human brain.
04:10Meaning?
04:11Meaning we park here and walk up.
04:14Once you push the human mind
04:15past its ability to maintain a conscious state,
04:18the unconscious mind becomes submissive,
04:21easier to access, if you will.
04:25Someone's at the door.
04:26I wasn't expecting any visitors.
04:29I swear it.
04:30Pathetic human.
04:32Silence.
04:33We know who it will be.
04:39Kane.
04:40So sadly predictable.
04:43It is time for us to experiment
04:44with these new techniques
04:45you've been teaching us.
04:47Kane will be the perfect test case.
04:49What if he's not home?
04:51What if we came all this way
04:53and he isn't even home?
04:54Then we look for the outbreak.
04:56If there even is one,
04:58devolve it and go home
05:00without ever seeing Bradbury.
05:03Let's knock again.
05:04It's a big place.
05:05He probably has to walk a long way.
05:08Can I help you?
05:10Uh, sir.
05:11I mean, Dr. Bradbury.
05:14Your lordness.
05:15Wow, it's such an honor.
05:17It's, it's, wow.
05:18Wow.
05:18Lord Bradbury.
05:20Uh, Lieutenant,
05:21did you bring the camera?
05:22Sorry to bother you, sir,
05:23but we picked up a call
05:24on our international scanner
05:25about purple worms.
05:26We're here to investigate.
05:28No, no.
05:29I can assure you
05:30that was all a mistake.
05:32But please do come inside.
05:34So seldom I get visitors.
05:36Can I offer you some tea?
05:38Crumpets?
05:39A warm fire?
05:41Yes, yes, yes!
05:42You know, sir,
05:43I am a huge fan of your work.
05:45If I could just ask you
05:45a few questions
05:46about your research
05:47on internal communications
05:48between left brain
05:49and right brain
05:49across the cerebral cortex,
05:51well, it would really
05:52make my day.
05:53It would be my pleasure.
05:55Do come in.
05:58This is so great.
06:00Come on, come on.
06:06It's fascinating.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Gassy here started out
06:09as an experiment,
06:10but now is a member
06:11of the family.
06:11I can show you all the files
06:13how I created Gassy
06:13if you want.
06:14Yes.
06:16I would like that.
06:17I just wanted to say,
06:19Lord Bradbury,
06:19I found your work
06:20on hypnosis and mind control
06:21to be quite fascinating.
06:24But I did want to talk to you
06:25about your most recent article
06:26on repressed memory.
06:29Come on, Wayne.
06:30We'll need to make
06:31a sweep of the perimeter.
06:32Something's not right
06:34about Lord Bradbury.
06:36Well, he seems okay.
06:38And for a scientist guy,
06:39he's got great food.
06:46Gassy, come here, boy.
06:48Girl, whatever.
07:03Gassy, heel, Gassy.
07:05Heel.
07:11What is it, Gassy?
07:23What the?
07:32Genius.
07:59Come on, Gassy.
08:01We have to contain these genus cells and warn the others.
08:07I can't tell you what a thrill it is to see your library.
08:10That is, if I could actually see it.
08:12Maybe you should turn a light on or something.
08:14After all, you know what they say about reading in the dark.
08:18Lord Bradbury?
08:21Harry, wait. The genus is here.
08:24Where?
08:25Outside in the garden. I got the ones I found, but I bet there's more.
08:30Where's Dr. Kane?
08:31Bradbury wanted to show him something in the library.
08:35Which way did they go?
08:36I don't know. Out into the hall.
08:38We need to get to the bottom of this before it's too late.
08:44Something tells me it is too late.
09:02Where are we?
09:04I'll give you a hint. It's not Kansas.
09:07It looks like a dungeon.
09:09And me without my devolver.
09:12Shh.
09:12Did you hear that?
09:13What?
09:15I don't like the sound of that.
09:17And I definitely don't like the looks of it either.
09:21Can anybody reach their weapons?
09:23Look, Gassy can.
09:26Come on, Gassy. Get the devolver.
09:33Gassy!
09:34Come on, get the devolver.
09:35Go on, go on.
09:36Go on, go, go, go, go!
09:42Oh, way to go, Gassy.
09:51Well, I think they're flicking up.
09:56Are you all right?
09:57Yeah, I'm all right.
09:59If by all right, you mean dizzy, disoriented, and a little nauseous, what happened?
10:05I know you. I've seen your picture. You're Rebecca Bradbury.
10:09Oh, it must have been great growing up with a guy like Lord Bradbury as your father.
10:13Honestly, think how lucky you were.
10:15Lucky? No.
10:18Of course, it was different when Mother was alive.
10:21I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
10:23Kay, we knew you would join us, and we are very pleased.
10:29Know that voice.
10:32Scopes!
10:33Right, well, since you two seem to know each other, I'll be going now, so you two can stroll down
10:37memory lane and what have you.
10:39I don't want to intrude and all.
10:41Ta!
10:43Bye now.
10:45Bye.
10:48Can't blame a bloke for trying.
10:52Come on, Yassi. Bring us the Devolver.
10:58Come on.
10:59Yassi, yeah.
11:11Okay.
11:12Let's find a way out of here.
11:14Too high that way.
11:16Oh, there's gotta be another way.
11:18Hold on.
11:20Come on, Yassi.
11:21Jump.
11:23Jump.
11:26Don't worry, I'll all get ya.
11:39All the comforts of home.
11:42If home were a dark castle dungeon, that looks like it was decorated by Vlad the Impaler.
11:52Looks like the only way out of here is across that pit.
11:55If I'd have known we were going swimming, I would have packed my swim trunk.
12:07On second thought?
12:08It's grown immune to the selenium.
12:11Well, duh.
12:13Wait, give me your axe.
12:15I'm gonna need your bow staff, too.
12:18Why?
12:18You'll see.
12:19Just give it to me.
12:21Well, I haven't done this since my days on the track and field team in high school.
12:25But here goes nothing.
12:30Larry!
12:31Wait!
12:48Dr. Bradbury has been kind enough to teach us everything he knows.
12:53Dr. Bradbury?
12:55How could you?
12:56His emotions were his weakness.
12:59You predictable humans and your overbearing emotions, you will soon learn how weak you truly are.
13:06At least we have the capability for independent thought.
13:09Not for long, Cain.
13:10Not for long.
13:12No!
13:14Look away!
13:18Stairs.
13:20Up is good.
13:21I like up.
13:25You know, I'd like to find the guy who built this place and give him a piece of my...
13:30Whoa!
13:33Ah!
13:34Harry!
13:35Are you okay?
13:37Couldn't be better.
13:39We're right back where we started.
13:42Hmm.
13:43We need a map.
13:44The satellite link!
13:48We just download the blueprints from the National Royal Registry of Historic Landmarks and...
13:54Voila!
13:55I got the map.
13:57Bradbury Castle is most famous for its remarkably intact medieval dungeon.
14:03Huh.
14:03Been there, done that.
14:05And its comprehensive library of rare works.
14:10Uh-oh.
14:12What is it, Wayne?
14:15I'm mutating.
14:17Hey, this isn't so bad.
14:20Look, I've got a green thumb.
14:23Hey, I thought it was funny.
14:26Great, kid.
14:27Alright, let's find Dr. Cain.
14:32This should be the library.
14:35I'm going in.
14:37Whoa!
14:39Whoa!
14:39Whoa!
14:44Hello, Harry Block.
14:46Ira!
14:47The coast is clear!
14:52Where's the genus?
14:54I destroyed them.
14:55Gone.
14:56All gone.
14:57And the pod, too.
14:59Let's go home.
15:01You okay, Ira?
15:03Doc, where's Lord Bradbury?
15:06Who?
15:06Hmm.
15:07The genus is destroyed.
15:13Carrie!
15:14Watch out!
15:17Whoa!
15:20Whoa!
15:21Whoa!
15:22Ira, will you get off the bench and into the game?
15:27Pitiful humans.
15:29Your species will learn to service in your own demise.
15:32It is a game you cannot win.
15:34You will all learn in due time.
15:38Ira, do something.
15:40What's the matter with you?
15:41This place is full of books on hypnosis.
15:44Scopes must have found a way to control Ira's mind.
15:47Control his mind?
15:49No way.
15:50Ira couldn't fall for that.
15:52Cain.
15:53Yes, sir.
15:54To the dungeon!
15:56Oh, not again.
15:59Whoa!
16:02Dr. Cain!
16:03What are you doing?
16:04It's me, Wayne!
16:07Destroy him!
16:11Ooh, that looks sharp.
16:13Dr. Cain!
16:14You gotta step out of it!
16:16You're stronger than Scopes!
16:19Resist, Amira.
16:20You can do it.
16:21Please, Dr. Cain.
16:22It's me, Wayne!
16:26Dr. Cain, I just wanted you to know.
16:29No hard feelings.
16:31You're still the best.
16:33I mean when you're not mind-controlled.
16:37Wayne?
16:38Kiddo?
16:40Dr. Cain!
16:44I don't know.
16:46Dr. Cain!
16:46No!
16:48It doesn't work.
16:50Worthless human knowledge.
16:51It doesn't work!
17:00I don't know.
17:02It doesn't work!
17:04I don't know.
17:04I don't know.
17:05It doesn't work!
17:08It doesn't work!
17:12You're the genius, mate. I just sprayed a bug.
17:15If you force them in, I collect the check.
17:19I just have to hope this works.
17:21Wait, can you slow Scopes down?
17:23I'll try, Dr. Kane.
17:38Rebecca!
17:40Father!
17:51Hey, Scopes! Look into my eyes!
18:17Woo-hoo! Way to go, Dr. Kane!
18:20Oh, yeah! You really had us worried there for a minute.
18:24Yeah, but the way you took down Scopes was wicked!
18:28Thanks. Uh, sorry about almost doing you in back there, Wayne.
18:32Oh, it's okay. I'm just glad you're back to normal, Dr. Kane.
18:36Oh, me too, kiddo.
18:38Me too.
19:04Me too.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:07Luckily, Scopes made one very important mistake.
19:10He believed that human emotion was our greatest weakness.
19:13But in fact, it's our greatest strength.
19:16Hmm, he's not the only one who learned that today.
19:20Ever since Rebecca's mother passed away, I've tried to stifle my emotions so I would not have to feel the
19:26pain.
19:26But now I know what a grave mistake that was.
19:30I'm sorry, my dear.
19:38Come on, Gassy, give it back. Gassy!
19:43Oh, no, that's all right. You can keep it.
20:04I canily teams are so just when you…
20:05Some have tried some to keep trying to heal.
20:07It's crazy!
20:09That's all right.
20:09We've forgiven throwing them together.
20:17I'm sorry…
20:18That unlucky importa—
20:19Now she left walking the debris to get turned high on command,
20:19Clever comes strong as they took himself.
20:19Oh, no!
20:31He improvements to it!
20:31You
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