00:00Could you hang ten, hang five?
00:01I don't know what that means.
00:02Mmm, well...
00:04Yes, that's why there was an investigation.
00:07Whoa!
00:08Oh, good question.
00:20The club.
00:22Preliminary evidence.
00:24I was involved in a hot air balloon crash.
00:28I once found a human foot on a beach in Nicaragua.
00:32No.
00:33When I was 14, I wrote and recorded my own rap demo.
00:36So where was the hot air balloon?
00:37In Australia.
00:38It was a date with my boyfriend at the time.
00:42He was very nervous to go on the hot air balloon.
00:43And then we crashed into a strawberry field.
00:46And he looked at me and he's like, this is your fault.
00:48This only happens when you're around.
00:50How did it end up crashing?
00:51It kind of bounced.
00:53Foot. Left or right foot?
00:54It was hard to tell.
00:56We picked it up and I was like, look, this looks exactly like a foot.
01:00Did you report it?
01:01No.
01:02We asked the surf camp leader what we should do.
01:06And she was this Hawaiian chick.
01:07She said, we'll let Mother Nature tell us.
01:11I don't know about this one.
01:12And then we buried it.
01:14And then that was it.
01:15Oh, your rap song.
01:16Sing it.
01:16Sing it.
01:17I'm not going to sing it.
01:19I also don't remember it.
01:20It was so embarrassing.
01:23It was like my, I was called DJ, DJ Hecate, no, DJ Hectic.
01:29And the album was called Hectic Moles Club, which is what our girl group in school was called at the
01:35time.
01:35And it was.
01:41I think it's the mixtape.
01:43I feel like I'd have heard it if it was real because I want to hear it so bad.
01:47What I struggle with the foot is that she didn't report it.
01:50I can believe that Margot would let nature tell her not basically to commit a crime.
01:55That feels right.
01:56I'm going to go with you.
01:57Let's go foot.
01:57Let's go foot.
01:58Oh, God.
01:58Okay, I think the lie is the foot.
02:07Incorrect.
02:08Oh, it was the mix of blues.
02:09It wasn't a mixtape.
02:10Oh, I'm sorry.
02:12They should have trusted you.
02:13I'm sorry.
02:13Oh, fuck, because it's just like, like, yeah, you were right.
02:15But I do look like someone who would have made their own rap demo.
02:26Preliminary evidence.
02:27The local fire department accused me of setting my family home on fire when I was seven.
02:32I totally believe that.
02:34There's a ghost that follows me around everywhere I go.
02:39When I was a child, I had an imaginary, imaginary friend.
02:43What was your imaginary, imaginary fence?
02:45Did it have a name?
02:46No, it didn't exist.
02:47You pretended to have a pretend, an imaginary friend.
02:50Because I wanted the attention of having an imaginary friend without the commit.
02:52I really believe that.
02:53I love that.
02:54Talk to me about the ghost.
02:55Okay, she lived in my bedroom when I was growing up in the countryside, and now she comes with
03:00me.
03:00What does she look like?
03:01She doesn't look like anything.
03:02She smells like sweet potato.
03:03And you can sense that she's there?
03:04Yeah.
03:05She only appears or is felt by women.
03:07So other people feel her?
03:08Other girls feel her.
03:09Is she here right now?
03:09You know that she's not here now.
03:11Do other people smell the sweet potato thing and go?
03:13They feel her.
03:14So my daughter walked past my bedroom and she said, who's that woman?
03:18And then the fire department thing, how did you start the fire?
03:20No, sorry, I didn't.
03:22They accused me because I inserted myself into the narrative when they interviewed me.
03:27They said, were you upstairs when this fire started?
03:30And I said, yes.
03:31And you weren't?
03:32No.
03:33My whole house did actually burn down.
03:35It burned right now.
03:36Oh, it did?
03:36Your house burnt down?
03:37Well, yes.
03:38That's why there was an investigation.
03:40Whoa.
03:40I mean, would we, I feel like we would have heard about this.
03:43Oh, sugar.
03:48I just feel like we would have heard about the ghost.
03:50Yeah, true.
03:51More than, like, the whole process of making.
03:54And it follows you all the time, I think.
03:56I didn't say all the time, but it occasionally follows me.
04:02Okay, let's go with the ghost.
04:04We think the lie is that there's a ghost that follows you around all the time.
04:12You are correct.
04:13Yeah, but that was a really good lie.
04:15Well, there is a ghost in my bedroom, but she doesn't follow me around.
04:18And she doesn't smell like sweet potato.
04:19She does smell like sweet potato.
04:20Well, that's the weirdest part of this.
04:22And that's true.
04:23Mm-hmm.
04:24Wow.
04:31Wow.
04:36Preliminary evidence.
04:37I came second in the Irish National Surfing Championships.
04:43Surfing?
04:43Yeah.
04:44Wow.
04:45I auditioned for The X Factor.
04:47I had a hamster called Fudge who died on St. Patrick's Day.
04:51Where do you surf an island?
04:53So there's a place called Le Hinge on the west coast of Ireland, which is in Clare.
04:56And my grandparents had a house there, and we'd go down every single summer.
04:59And my mum would put me and my sisters into a surf camp.
05:02And when you went to Australia recently, over three years and that, did you surf?
05:05I went, I did it in Perth.
05:07Could you like a longboard or shortboard?
05:09Longboard.
05:09Could you hang ten, hang five?
05:10I don't know what that means.
05:12Mm.
05:13I don't know what I mean.
05:14No, is that an Australian term?
05:15No, that is just surfing.
05:17Audition for The X Factor, what did you sing?
05:19A Team by Ed Sheeran.
05:21That is a nice thing.
05:22Did they reject you, or did you get through to the next round?
05:24So, I was 15, and auditions came to Cork City, and they rang my mum and dad to confirm
05:30my age, and my dad told them that I was 15, and you had to be 16.
05:34Mate, you could have won X Factor if your dad had just known to lie.
05:37What did you wear?
05:38Oh, good question.
05:40You would know that it was a low sloth on me.
05:43A low jeanie skirt with Ugg boots.
05:44I just remember, I had a pink Daisy Rock guitar.
05:48Tell us about Fudge.
05:49How long did he live?
05:50Uh, four years, died of old age.
05:57No way.
05:58Absolutely not.
05:58No way.
05:59Four years?
06:00Four years?
06:01Is that a long time now?
06:02Mine never lasted more than a week.
06:04But surfing.
06:04Surfing.
06:05She didn't even know what hanging five was.
06:07You do it.
06:07No, you do it.
06:08Okay.
06:08We believe, oh, fuck.
06:10Okay, sorry.
06:11I'd go with any of them, honestly, at this point.
06:13I don't know.
06:13We believe that Fudge is a lie.
06:19It's not, it's not the lie.
06:21It's not the lie.
06:22It's the lie.
06:24I'm so sorry.
06:26I'm so sorry.
06:26You didn't know what hanging five was.
06:28How cool that you could have been on X Factor.
06:30I did actually do surfing when I was younger, but I wasn't.
06:32Does it exist?
06:34No.
06:34Were you on the television?
06:35No, because you have to go through about eight rounds
06:37before you get in front of Simon.
06:38So you didn't get in front of Simon?
06:39No.
06:40I would do almost anything to watch that.
06:42Thanks so much for watching and be sure to check out Wuthering Heights in theatres.
06:47Can you still play guitar and sing?
06:49I haven't done it in a really long time.
06:52Like the surfing?
06:54Lies.
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