00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven
00:05Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all dogs go to heaven
00:14But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:25Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise, but boy it sure is fun
00:34And we're not perfect angels, why pretend?
00:39Through funny times and sad ones, lucky breaks and bad ones
00:44We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven, you and I my friend
01:27You know itch, these are the kind of days
01:29It make me glad to be a dog
01:34I'm interested again look it's fifi
02:09Charlie Charlie we got a problem not now itch. I'm busy
02:18Hey kid, how do you undo the parking brake?
02:26You're on my way itch
02:39Did you see that he cut me off hey Charlie look at that dog's collar. He's one of us
02:50All in a day's work folks. Let's move along. It's all over now nothing to see here
02:56Hey nice moves I was wondering
03:01Well, well you must be my heavenly comrades Charlie and you must be
03:07Itchy I am Lance wunderhund guardian angel
03:12Annabelle sent me here to your fair city on a big assignment
03:16You're supposed to show me the town and well. I will show you a few tricks in return
03:24Being back in physical form I must admit that I am famished
03:30How about something to eat now?
03:33That's something we can arrange right across the street. We can scam the best seafood in town scallops prawns
03:40lobster
03:41By scam I assume you mean beg I
03:48Would like to refer you to your guardian angel handbook
03:50Here it is article 5 section 7 point three
03:55Begging is considered stealing you do have a copy of the handbook
04:02Yes, of course it's uh
04:04It's here somewhere this book is the most important reference and angel has
04:13This rule book has been invaluable to me in my angelic career
04:19Are made for a reason though obviously you don't find them here
04:26Yes, you're the kind of Joe who never used to show at Celestial Puppy School
04:33But if I take you on as my protégé
04:38Soon you'll start to live each day
04:41Buy the book
04:43Buy the book
04:44Says here, let kitties be
04:49In section three
04:51You'll learn to sit
04:53Read it
04:54And you'll be just like me
04:56If you do it by the book
04:59Hey, change the music, would ya?
05:07No offense, Wonderbud, but maybe you might have put that halo on just a little too tight
05:13I mean, don't you ever take a break from being that good?
05:16Maybe stir up a little trouble?
05:18Make a little mayhem in the neighborhood?
05:23Never!
05:24And my discipline has made me
05:26An honorary member of the Canine Corps
05:29A-ha
05:30Two
05:31A-ha
05:32Two
05:33Three
05:33When you go back to heaven
05:36If you fall in with military pride
05:40A sporting dog might bet
05:43You'll make them all forget how really bad you were before you died
05:48I think a long apprenticeship with Lance the Wonderpuff
05:52Will make you ready when they lift you up
05:55Buy the book
05:57Buy the book
05:59Yes, I'm a stand-up guy
06:04When temptation passes by
06:07Well, darn it, I don't look
06:10Cause I do it
06:13Buy the book
06:21Buy the book
06:35Wow, Lance
06:36You really know your handbook
06:38Don't leave heaven without it
06:40Oh, this guy's too much
06:50What's the trouble, Kemosabe?
06:54No time talk
06:55Big fire down street
06:57People trapped
07:00Come on, angels
07:01Duty calls
07:16That poor woman must want
07:18Help?
07:19No kidding
07:20Here, boy
07:21Sit
07:23This is my rescuer
07:28Charlie!
07:30Do not worry, little friend
07:32I will back him up
07:41Thank God
07:43Oh, a rescue dog
07:46Here, boy
07:47Hurry, hurry
07:49Coming, lady
07:50Oh, watch out for the
07:58Thanks for the timely warning
08:02Have no fear
08:04Lance is here
08:06Somebody
08:07Oh, brother
08:15Glad to be of
08:18Service
08:19Lance
08:26Oh, but all my belongings
08:29Are in there
08:37Lance, you didn't have to come back
08:39Just for me
08:41Lance
08:48No
08:52And
09:10Yikes
09:19What about Charlie?
09:21What about Charlie?
09:23Oh, yes.
09:32Charlie.
09:34Charlie, are you okay?
09:39What happened?
09:41Lance saved your life, Charlie.
09:43Oh, he's unbelievable.
09:45Unbelievable.
09:46That's a good word for it.
09:58I could have done all that.
10:00Yeah, but Lance does them so much better.
10:02You better watch outage,
10:04because Lance could end up with our jobs.
10:07We have to find a way to get rid of him.
10:09Oh, we can't do that.
10:11He's the best guardian angel I've ever seen.
10:14He stands for everything good.
10:17What am I, chopped kibble?
10:19Oh, you're just jealous, Charlie,
10:22because Lance is more heroic than you.
10:25Guess I'll just have to take care of Lance myself.
10:32Lance!
10:33Lance!
10:34You have to come quick!
10:35A kitten!
10:36A kitten is trapped!
10:38Aha!
10:39Duty calls!
10:39Oh, oh, wait.
10:41Oh, hey, oh, hey.
10:42Yo, yo, hold up there.
10:43Uh, uh, wait for me.
10:45Short leg's walking.
10:52This way, Lance.
10:53In there.
10:54Hurry.
11:10See you later, Lance-a-gator.
11:12Enjoy Outer Mongolia.
11:14Don't come back soon.
11:17You sent him away on purpose, didn't you, Charlie?
11:20You tricked him.
11:21Itch, he was after our jobs.
11:24Would you rather it was me leaving?
11:26Yes, you big, big phony.
11:30Itch, come back.
11:33Itch, he gasp.
11:45I found that kitty, Chuck.
11:47Chuck?
12:05Hidin' out with us, huh?
12:07I didn't think anybody could get less popular than Stinky and me.
12:12What'd you do, Charlie?
12:14I shipped Lance to Outer Mongolia.
12:18You sent Lance on a permanent vacation?
12:21But he loves adventure. Craves it, even.
12:25He was our hero!
12:27Come on, Stinky.
12:30Sittin' with this guy makes me feel... dirty.
12:46Lance!
12:48I give up. He cannot be stopped.
12:52How'd you ever make it back, Lance?
12:54That, my friend Ichi, is the stuff legends are made of.
12:58And it's all here in my book.
13:05There you are, my little admirer.
13:09Read and be informed.
13:11Wow. I'll treasure it always.
13:18Fine. Let Lance be everybody's hero.
13:22I'll just be a loner. Go solo.
13:24Yeah, it's okay by me.
13:44Okay, continuing.
13:46Top 10 things Lance the wonder dog can do next number eight save Burt Reynolds from his hairpiece number seven
14:01You know little pal if I ever wanted a sidekick I would want him to be as
14:07pliable as you gosh, Lance
14:10Thanks
14:12So why don't you be the Robin to my Batman the Kato to my Green Hornet?
14:18Let's go out in the town and do some good deeds
14:27So that's what the handbook says about dealing with underwater rescues my little protege
14:39I
14:40Lance I think we've wandered into wild pack territory, and I think that we're hit Asia
14:46Never fear little friend you are with me and the handbook can handle anything
15:01Oh
15:02Hi Otto sorry. We wandered into your turf it was but a mistake
15:07You know mistake
15:09You wandered into my alley, and then you tried to apologize to me
15:15I hate Grovelas
15:17There is your body Charlie. Oh, yeah, I uh wait. This is my new partner
15:23Lance
15:24Otto is it the pleasure is mine. I once knew an Otto when I was in the Crimean you see
15:31frequently
15:32Hey, I know you
15:36Fellas, it is the dog from the paper
15:39the big hero
15:41Very interesting
15:44Well, seeing as you two wandered into my territory by accident
15:49We'll only dump you in the bay
15:52Okay, you do hold
16:00Stop foul horde
16:04Hey, they're supposed to stop hmm. This is a situation. I've never encountered
16:10Well, let's see
16:12Riots
16:14Ravid biker dogs
16:15Yes, I don't think we're gonna find this one in the book lands like Charlie would say this gold for
16:21Improvisation
16:37My chopper
16:52Go get them
16:55Go get them
16:57That was kind of fun, huh, Lance?
16:59Fun! Fun!
17:01I was scared stiff
17:03I almost tossed my chow
17:33Oh no
17:34Woah!
17:35Oh, oh no!
17:35woah awww
17:40yours
17:43oh
17:44now what?
17:47I guess, uh, you know, toast.
17:53Ha-ha! Charlie!
17:56Trouble itch?
18:06Oh, boy, Charlie. That was great.
18:09Couldn't just let him get you.
18:16Okay, time to jump. Climb aboard, Etch.
18:19But we'll never make it!
18:29I knew it was too far.
18:31I knew I would never make it.
18:34I can't even peruse the handbook
18:37because I need both paws to save myself.
18:41My whole life is flashing before my eyes.
18:45Mommy! I didn't mean to steal...
18:47Spot's rawhide treat!
18:50Sorry, Lance. No time for dramatics.
19:06I hate the... jolly... barkin'.
19:11I hate the... jolly... barkin'.
19:12I hate the... jolly... barkin'.
19:23Good work, Charles.
19:26Oh, gosh. I just...
19:28He just provided me with very able assistance, Annabelle.
19:32I could not have done it without him.
19:35Annabelle, it was Charlie that got us out of trouble, and he also...
19:38Itchy, please. I have some business to attend to.
19:43Lance, I have a very important new assignment for you.
19:48I'm sending you to Antarctica.
19:52Hmm. Antarctica. Sounds exotic.
19:56Annabelle, may I say...
19:57No time for chatter now, Lance.
19:59You're needed right now.
20:01Now, get going. Chop-chop.
20:04Well, I'm going to miss you two palookas.
20:07But...
20:07Duty calls!
20:09Did I ever tell you about the time I saved my climbing party on Mount McKinley?
20:13There I was. No pitons. No oxygen.
20:17Just my short-haired coat and an old chew toy.
20:21I thought I'd never get rid of him.
20:23What do you mean? I thought you were going to give him my job.
20:26Give Lance your job?
20:28No, no, no. Oh, no. He was driving heaven crazy.
20:33Always quoting his handbook. Always telling his stories.
20:35Always polishing his halo.
20:37Oh, sorry. I have to run. Oh!
20:41Charlie.
20:42You know you've always been my real hero.
20:46Always was. Always will be.
20:49You and me, Charlie.
20:50I know which. Hey, I don't blame you.
20:54That Lance was a pretty smooth character.
20:58Flightless, you say?
21:00Hmm. It's probably an aerodynamic problem.
21:04During the war. The big one.
21:06I once had to make an airplane out of an old leash and ten pounds of kibble.
21:12little more.
21:41allerdings of the
21:41hair
21:42And one more.
21:42Jane
21:42Trevor
21:42And Wilson
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