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00:00:00The End
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:01:00Tom, come on up here.
00:01:07Let's get going.
00:01:09I'll be right up.
00:01:11See you in a minute.
00:01:14Okay.
00:01:16I want to put some of these things in your bag, can't I?
00:01:18Okay.
00:01:19Go ahead.
00:01:21Say, Helen.
00:01:21Yeah?
00:01:22I have everything packed with my sweater.
00:01:23May I put it in your bag?
00:01:25You better leave it out.
00:01:26It's a long ride back.
00:01:28It's cold around midnight.
00:01:30All right.
00:01:31We'll make New York by half past ten if we get started on time.
00:01:35Three hearts.
00:01:37Five spades.
00:01:39Five.
00:01:40Little slamming spades.
00:01:42I hope you'll make it.
00:01:44Your ex-husband says he divorced you because of overbidding.
00:01:47Yeah.
00:01:48Well, you take it from me.
00:01:49My ex-husband's ex-wife divorced him because he sang in his bar stuff.
00:01:54You ought to double six spades, Dr. Menard.
00:01:57Huh?
00:01:57Huh?
00:01:57Huh?
00:01:57Huh?
00:02:02Come on, Doc.
00:02:03Get hot.
00:02:04Step on it.
00:02:05Loosen up, Doc.
00:02:06Loosen up.
00:02:07This is a fox trot, not an Australian crawl.
00:02:10Looseness is your specialty, not mine.
00:02:13Oh?
00:02:13No, no, no, open your clubs, open your clubs.
00:02:25Hannah, will you attend to your dinner?
00:02:27It's already a mystery to come back with a fish she promised me.
00:02:31I'll leave you to space.
00:02:32Come on, Doc, put more into it.
00:02:40Good gracious, Doc.
00:02:42You're dancing with me, not giving me an osteopathic treat.
00:02:45Nothing personal, I assure you.
00:02:47And if you would take your mind off Paul and concentrate more on your own left leg,
00:02:51I think we'd do a lot better.
00:02:54Make it.
00:02:55Oh, Doc, you should have played your queen instead of a tennis card.
00:02:57I'm sorry, I can't keep my mind on my cards.
00:03:01I'm worried about those two.
00:03:04I wonder if anything could be wrong.
00:03:06Dinner is ready.
00:03:08Oh, thank you.
00:03:08What is that dog?
00:03:10Hey, upstairs there.
00:03:12Hi.
00:03:13Come on down and let's eat.
00:03:17You please stop gazing at that man.
00:03:19Come and have some food.
00:03:20Turn the horn again.
00:03:39That doesn't sound like Jerry.
00:03:42Could be Ted.
00:03:43Oh, now look, you're taking this thing seriously.
00:03:46You sure Ted was spectacular at Collie,
00:03:48but you don't go through life on a lot of touchdowns.
00:03:51You wait a little while, and she'll come to her senses.
00:03:54I hope you're right, Doctor.
00:03:56You better come now, Doctor, if you want to get anything.
00:04:00All right, come ahead, Paul. Let's have some time.
00:04:18Oh, my head's going around like a pinwheel.
00:04:26My heart's beating like a steam engine.
00:04:28Feel.
00:04:29When did you first start having heart trouble?
00:04:32From the first moment I met you.
00:04:35Then why have you been holding out on me?
00:04:37Well, you see, darling, I'm only a poor newspaper man,
00:04:39and we don't make much money.
00:04:41But from now on, I'm keeping track of the overhead.
00:04:44And when I've saved enough money, we're going to be married.
00:04:47You sound as if you were proposing to my grandmother.
00:04:50What am I going to be doing while you're saving the first million?
00:04:54Waiting for me.
00:04:55Waiting isn't my idea of the king of indoor sports.
00:05:00I have no intention of waiting around for three or four years,
00:05:03while you harvest an additional crop of wild oats.
00:05:06Oh, now see here, darling, I'm not as bad as that.
00:05:09No, but you're no St. Anthony.
00:05:12You're just human. So am I.
00:05:14That's why I want to wait.
00:05:17Jerry, you certainly say it straight.
00:05:19Sure, isn't that what we're going to be?
00:05:21Straight from the shoulder, open above board.
00:05:23Oh, you're a great girl.
00:05:25And you know, you've got a man's point of view.
00:05:28That's why we're going to make a go of it.
00:05:31Everything equal.
00:05:32You bet.
00:05:3375-25.
00:05:35Hmm?
00:05:36Shake.
00:05:37Whoops!
00:05:38Hey!
00:05:40When will you marry me?
00:05:43Tomorrow?
00:05:44Oh, gracious, no.
00:05:45Next week?
00:05:46Oh, I couldn't.
00:05:47Well, next month?
00:05:48Well, maybe.
00:05:49Oh, the first, Jerry, huh?
00:05:52That's three whole long weeks off.
00:05:55Oh, please, the first, huh?
00:05:58Say yes.
00:05:59I won't let you go until you say yes.
00:06:02Say yes, darling.
00:06:03Say yes.
00:06:04For the love of Mike, ladies, say yes.
00:06:06So I can get out of here.
00:06:08Get out of here.
00:06:20You're not eating a thing, Paul.
00:06:22Fuck up.
00:06:23There's nothing to worry about.
00:06:25I'm not so sure.
00:06:26We should have a look for them.
00:06:28Right-o, Doctor.
00:06:29I know right where she fishes.
00:06:30It'll only take a minute.
00:06:38Well, for the love of Pete.
00:06:39No, for the love of Ted.
00:06:53Where have you been and why?
00:06:55Remember, anything you say will be used against you.
00:06:57Answer yes or no.
00:07:01I've already said yes.
00:07:05Yes.
00:07:06Well.
00:07:12I hope you don't mind.
00:07:14Would it make any difference whether I do or not?
00:07:17No.
00:07:18I didn't mind.
00:07:21Thank God.
00:07:22I'm simply thrilled.
00:07:24Congratulations.
00:07:26Hey, customers.
00:07:29Boy and girl take big leap.
00:07:31Hear it and weep.
00:07:32Weep.
00:07:46Sorry, old man.
00:07:48So am I.
00:07:49It may be possible that...
00:07:50Oh, it's all right.
00:07:51Let's forget it, Doctor.
00:07:52All aboard.
00:08:02Ted.
00:08:03Well, aren't you going to congratulate me, dog?
00:08:05Ted's the one I'm congratulating.
00:08:06Lucky dog.
00:08:07And I think that you brought us together.
00:08:08My mistake.
00:08:09Why, you're not suggesting that your slightly shop-born emotions were ever centered on me, are you?
00:08:10Why not?
00:08:11You're a fascinating wench, Jerry.
00:08:12Well, it's too late.
00:08:13Never too late to yearn.
00:08:34Here we are.
00:08:53Great Scott, I thought you said a drink.
00:08:56It'll do you good.
00:08:58A place for the future bride and groom.
00:09:01Darling, I want you to eat something.
00:09:04Yes, it's good for those who love you.
00:09:09You're not going to marry me.
00:09:11Is this a proposition?
00:09:13No.
00:09:14Why not?
00:09:15You have no moral to your back, but you're young, rich.
00:09:19Millions for defense, but not one cent for alimony.
00:09:22You want a lot of heathen.
00:09:25Dad, don't let them worry you.
00:09:27Ted and I are going to be married.
00:09:30And stay married, aren't we?
00:09:33Yes, we'll stay married.
00:09:35How unpatriotic.
00:09:37A man should be willing to lay down more than one wife for his country.
00:09:40You know what time it is.
00:09:42We must be on our way.
00:09:44I've got to pack that toothbrush.
00:09:46I've got to take this on the run.
00:09:47I'm going to stay here for a good time.
00:09:51Is that all I get for me?
00:09:53I want a great big helping of that.
00:09:55I'm a big engaged man.
00:09:58Hello, Jerry.
00:10:00We were just drinking to your happiness.
00:10:01Oh, thank you.
00:10:03And I was binding up wounds.
00:10:06I never thought of myself, of course.
00:10:09Wounds?
00:10:10Nothing.
00:10:12Why, Paul and I have always been friends.
00:10:15We're going to stay friends, aren't we?
00:10:18I'm afraid so, Jerry.
00:10:19I wish you all the luck in the world.
00:10:21Of course you do.
00:10:28Hey, Romeo, are you packed?
00:10:31Coming up to finish, Juliet.
00:10:32I can't let you out of my sight for a minute.
00:10:36I can't let you out of my sight for a minute.
00:10:40Oh, you sweet darling.
00:10:44Soon you'll be wondering how to get rid of me.
00:10:46Oh, yeah?
00:10:46Yeah.
00:10:48Stop your fooling.
00:10:53Aha, you funny little man.
00:10:57Here, Ty.
00:10:59Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:11:01Hi, Bob.
00:11:15See you at the wedding.
00:11:17Goodbye.
00:11:17Goodbye.
00:11:19We also had a talk about grand time.
00:11:21We are having a long time before I go.
00:11:23We can't see you in the town, Doctor.
00:11:27Excuse me.
00:11:28Are you coming with me, Dot?
00:11:30It's time to get rid of me.
00:11:31Come on.
00:11:38Listen, you think you're going to drive?
00:11:40Don't be a crab.
00:11:41You think you're my mother instead of my sister.
00:11:44Come on.
00:11:52You better let Hank drive.
00:11:54I'm fine, Mary. I'm as good as a fiddle.
00:11:57Is it all right with you?
00:11:59Anything you do is okay with me.
00:12:01There you are. Come on, let's go.
00:12:02Everything all right, Paul?
00:12:03Sure, get aboard, Hank.
00:12:04Come on, Dave.
00:12:05Put your bag in there.
00:12:10Wait a minute, Doctor.
00:12:11Did you remember the lock of the cellar door?
00:12:17Paul, please be careful.
00:12:20Who said careful?
00:12:22Let's go.
00:12:29Oh, Dave, be careful.
00:12:38Oh, Dave, be careful.
00:12:44Oh, Dave, guys, slower.
00:12:50Oh, you heavy wheels.
00:12:51Stop, Dave.
00:12:52I've got it turned over.
00:13:05I've got it turned over.
00:13:14Here, come on, boys.
00:13:15Get my fish there.
00:13:15You're all right?
00:13:18Oh, I'm all right.
00:13:19Hey, I'm all right.
00:13:24Oh, dad, let me see her.
00:13:25No, please, let me see what I want to see.
00:13:27Oh, God, please.
00:13:29Oh, God, please.
00:13:30No, stop me, don't.
00:13:31Dorothy.
00:13:36She's dead.
00:13:38Oh, she's dead.
00:13:39She's not alive.
00:13:41She's still alive.
00:13:43She's going to the hospital.
00:13:45She's dead.
00:13:46Let me see her face.
00:13:51Take her away, Jerry.
00:13:55I never thought it would be so horrible, Jerry.
00:13:57Come away.
00:13:58I hope she dies.
00:14:00Jerry, I hope she dies.
00:14:01You don't know what you're saying.
00:14:03She was so pretty. I hope... I hope she dies.
00:14:07You!
00:14:08You!
00:14:09You dirty, rotten beast!
00:14:11I told you not to drive!
00:14:13You killed my sister! You'll pay for this!
00:14:16You don't know what you're saying.
00:14:18Just because Jerry turned you down!
00:14:19You quitter!
00:14:21You rock!
00:14:22You quitter!
00:14:23Listen to me! I'll make you pay for this!
00:14:25If you wreck my sister's life, I'll make you pay for this!
00:14:28I'll make you pay for this!
00:14:29Jerry, I'll make you pay for this!
00:14:32I'll just rock!
00:14:38Alright.
00:14:48I'll make you pay for this!
00:14:50I'll be to work for you!
00:15:51And of the Holy Ghost.
00:15:52And of the Holy Ghost.
00:15:54Amen.
00:15:55Amen.
00:15:59God the Father,
00:16:01God the Son,
00:16:02God the Holy Ghost,
00:16:04bless, preserve, and keep you.
00:16:07The Lord mercifully with his favor
00:16:09look upon you, and fill you
00:16:11with all spiritual benediction and grace,
00:16:14that ye may so live together
00:16:15in this life, that in the world
00:16:17to come, ye may have life everlasting.
00:16:21Amen.
00:16:21Amen.
00:16:22Amen.
00:16:23Amen.
00:16:24Amen.
00:16:25Amen.
00:16:26Amen.
00:16:27Amen.
00:16:28Amen.
00:16:29Amen.
00:16:30Amen.
00:16:31Amen.
00:16:32Amen.
00:16:33Amen.
00:16:34Amen.
00:16:35Amen.
00:16:36Amen.
00:16:37Amen.
00:16:38Amen.
00:16:39Amen.
00:16:40Amen.
00:16:41Amen.
00:16:42Amen.
00:16:43Amen.
00:16:44Amen.
00:16:45Amen.
00:16:46Amen.
00:16:47Amen.
00:16:48Well, it ain't my place to say it, Miss Jerry,
00:16:58but if I had a boss that was so hard-boiled,
00:17:00he wasn't satisfied with my working all day at the office
00:17:03without slaving home at night,
00:17:05I'd tell him to go to the place he's heading for.
00:17:09And moreover.
00:17:10Thank you, Hannah.
00:17:12Have you got Mr. Ted's backpack?
00:17:13Just going to.
00:17:16No offense is intended,
00:17:17and I hope none will be told.
00:17:19But if I had a husband that went to Chicago
00:17:23on the third anniversary of his wedding,
00:17:25leaving me behind,
00:17:26I wouldn't consider it natural.
00:17:30But he has to go, Hannah.
00:17:31It's on business.
00:17:33Well, I suppose so.
00:17:35Oh, Miss Jerry,
00:17:37if you don't need me anymore,
00:17:38I've got a date to go to the second show with the butcher.
00:17:43Are his intentions, Honorable Hannah?
00:17:45Well, I'm afraid they are.
00:17:50He just wants to keep a good customer.
00:17:52Hello, darling.
00:18:11Hello, Ted.
00:18:12Many happy returns.
00:18:14Same to you, darling.
00:18:15I brought you something.
00:18:24Surprise.
00:18:25Ted.
00:18:26Go ahead, open it.
00:18:27Oh, you darling.
00:18:30Just to remind you that you married me
00:18:32three years ago today.
00:18:40Ted.
00:18:41You adorable, extravagant wretch, you.
00:18:48You must have robbed a bank.
00:18:50No, it belonged to my mother.
00:18:52I had it reset for you.
00:18:53Oh, it's lovely.
00:18:55You like it?
00:18:55Hmm.
00:18:57It's to keep your wedding ring company.
00:18:59Oh, you dear.
00:19:01That's lovely.
00:19:03Will you think of me every time you look at it?
00:19:06As though I didn't think of you
00:19:07every second of every minute,
00:19:09every hour of every day.
00:19:10I'm glad.
00:19:11I'm glad.
00:19:11I'm glad.
00:19:12I'm glad.
00:19:13I'm glad.
00:19:14I'm glad.
00:19:15I'm glad.
00:19:16You're glad.
00:19:17I'm glad.
00:19:18I'm glad.
00:19:19I'm glad.
00:19:24Did I ever happen to mention
00:19:25what a wonderful girl I think you are?
00:19:27Well, not for a long time.
00:19:30I like to make love to you
00:19:33until you scream for help.
00:19:37Can't scream.
00:19:38Can't scream.
00:19:43Three whole years.
00:19:45And I love you more than ever.
00:19:48That goes double, sweetheart.
00:19:50And every anniversary is going to be
00:19:51just that much better.
00:19:56How long are you going to be gone?
00:19:57Well, not any longer than I can help, sweetheart.
00:20:00But I'm afraid it'll spoil a week.
00:20:01Oh.
00:20:02I'll miss you like the mischief.
00:20:11Oh.
00:20:13A New York night jail.
00:20:14No romance complete without one.
00:20:26Come on, you're going upstairs.
00:20:27Oh, where'd I go? Up the stairs?
00:20:28Up the stairs.
00:20:29Oh, thanks.
00:20:30Too much.
00:20:31Oh, was it nice, baby?
00:20:32Sure, I'll go upstairs.
00:20:33Come on.
00:20:34I'm going to take you upstairs.
00:20:35I'm going to make you nice.
00:20:40Ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:41make way for the wild in which it works.
00:20:43Thrill the ladies.
00:20:45What a man.
00:20:46He eats them alive.
00:20:48Hello, Jerry.
00:20:49How are you?
00:20:51I love you.
00:20:52I am the great big lover.
00:20:54You don't know what...
00:20:56Oh.
00:20:57Oh, what a grand, beautiful baby.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00My.
00:21:01All of my life,
00:21:02I've looked like such a beautiful bambina.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:05You bust them up in my big moment.
00:21:06What kind of you?
00:21:07Come to me.
00:21:08I am the great big Italian lover.
00:21:11Come to my arms, kiddo.
00:21:13Come to my arms.
00:21:15I come all to pieces.
00:21:16What kind of you?
00:21:17Well, you can quit right now.
00:21:18It's done so.
00:21:22Oh, my dear.
00:21:27I'm so sorry.
00:21:28I forgot all about you.
00:21:29This is Janice.
00:21:30I don't know your last name.
00:21:31Meredith.
00:21:32Mrs. Sticks and Meredith.
00:21:35Oh, how do you do, Mrs. Meredith?
00:21:36Just the floating grass widow.
00:21:38Floats a man, get some.
00:21:39Oh, please.
00:21:41We found her in a little restaurant
00:21:43where we stopped off.
00:21:44She said she knew Ted
00:21:45and was lonesome,
00:21:46so we brought her along.
00:21:50Hello, Ted.
00:21:52Hello, Janice.
00:21:55Well,
00:21:57she does seem to know you.
00:21:59You know Bill, Jerry.
00:22:00Oh, hello, Bill.
00:22:02You know Bill Boswin.
00:22:06I've heard of him.
00:22:07How are you?
00:22:08He owns Arkansas and Texas.
00:22:10No, no, wait.
00:22:11Only Arkansas.
00:22:13Listen, everybody.
00:22:15Silence in the court, please.
00:22:16I wrap for order.
00:22:18Oh, what a cranium.
00:22:21I wish to announce on this happy occasion.
00:22:23How's that?
00:22:24I can't tell yet.
00:22:26Because of the excellent example
00:22:27set by our young friends here,
00:22:29I shall one week from today
00:22:31go tripping and blushing up the aisle
00:22:33with a gentleman from Arkansas.
00:22:35party.
00:22:41Nice work, Bill.
00:22:42Congratulations.
00:22:43Ado mito.
00:22:44Much obliged.
00:22:45That's all right.
00:22:46Well, if we're going anywhere,
00:22:47let's get underway.
00:22:48I'm sorry, Don.
00:22:49I can't.
00:22:50I'm taking that late train to Chicago.
00:22:51Chicago?
00:22:52Yeah, it's just one of those things.
00:22:53Business, you know.
00:22:54Isn't that a shame?
00:22:55Jerry is going to be awfully lonesome.
00:22:56You can celebrate without me.
00:22:57Take her along.
00:22:58Why, certainly.
00:22:59I'd be only too glad to.
00:23:00That's great of you.
00:23:01Anyway, darling,
00:23:02we're all going down the train to see you off.
00:23:04Aren't we, kids?
00:23:05Sure we are.
00:23:06You'll be back for our wedding day.
00:23:07Well, you betcha.
00:23:08I wouldn't miss it.
00:23:09Hey, let's do a little celebrating.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11Sweet evening.
00:23:12Out of the refrigerator.
00:23:13Well, you know.
00:23:14I got you.
00:23:15I'm happy.
00:23:16Helen, I'm so excited.
00:23:17Aren't you getting married?
00:23:18Isn't that really good?
00:23:19Me too.
00:23:20I'm thrilled to death.
00:23:22Oh, don't get excited.
00:23:24It's all right.
00:23:25I take them right off.
00:23:26My Italian blood, she's very excited.
00:23:28I want to sing, that's all.
00:23:29I've got to sing.
00:23:30All right.
00:23:33Hurry up, Jenny.
00:23:34Get the penny.
00:23:35Hurry up.
00:23:36Get some more penny.
00:23:37Hurry up.
00:23:38Hurry up.
00:23:39Hurry up.
00:23:40Get the penny.
00:23:41Hurry up.
00:23:42Hey, what do you do?
00:23:51Ted.
00:23:55What did you want in on this party for?
00:23:57I wanted to see the woman that stood between us.
00:24:02Do you realize that this is my wedding anniversary?
00:24:05It's not decent.
00:24:07Why haven't I heard from you in a month?
00:24:10Conscience.
00:24:12You're not that old fashioned, are you?
00:24:14See here, Janice.
00:24:16I was plastered and you know it.
00:24:18Oh, but you're not such a sterling character when my arms are around you.
00:24:21Be true to me, Chicago.
00:24:23Cut it out, Janice.
00:24:24Cut it.
00:24:35A little cramped for room, weren't you?
00:24:36If I could think as fast as that, I might have stayed married.
00:24:39Think of all the fun you'd have missed.
00:24:41Ted.
00:24:46You have a train to catch.
00:24:47I hadn't forgotten, dear.
00:24:49Oh, really?
00:24:51Good.
00:24:57And some guests.
00:24:59Who are only thirsty.
00:25:02I'm going to dress.
00:25:12That girl's real opposition.
00:25:14Well, you're not.
00:25:15Get that straight.
00:25:18Ted.
00:25:19Open that door.
00:25:20Now, Ted.
00:25:21I said open that door.
00:25:30Here we are, folks.
00:25:31Oh, the drought's broken.
00:25:32Tell Jerry to hurry, will you dear?
00:25:33We haven't much time.
00:25:34Yes, I'll tell her.
00:25:35She'll be out in a minute.
00:25:36Excuse me, Bill.
00:25:37Okay.
00:25:41You ready, Jerry?
00:25:44Just about.
00:25:53You know, it's a shame I've got to get on that train tonight, isn't it?
00:26:09Yes.
00:26:10Janice and I will both miss you.
00:26:13Oh, now see here, Jerry.
00:26:20How do you like this little pose?
00:26:23Don't you think it's rather fetching?
00:26:26And what are you driving at?
00:26:27Nothing.
00:26:32Except that Janice seemed to be rather enjoying herself when I came to the kitchen just now.
00:26:35the kitchen just now?
00:26:39Nonsense.
00:26:54There was something in the way she looked at you that made me want to kill her.
00:27:01Am I right, Ted?
00:27:02Am I right, Ted?
00:27:09Am I right?
00:27:15You know I won't lie to you.
00:27:16You know I won't lie to you.
00:27:31Oh.
00:27:33Jerry.
00:27:35Then, she has a right to look at you in any way she likes?
00:27:38Now see here, Jerry.
00:27:40I'm sorry, darling, of course.
00:27:50But there's no sense in overplaying it.
00:27:53There's nothing to it.
00:27:54There's nothing to it.
00:27:57Oh, come on, snap out of it.
00:28:04It isn't the end of the world, darling.
00:28:07My gosh, I don't care a snap of my fingers for any woman in the world but you.
00:28:12If I had killed someone, you'd go all the way and back again for me.
00:28:18I'd ask you to try and forgive me if I thought it was the right thing to do.
00:28:23But that isn't the point.
00:28:30Darling, you've got to get a broader look at things, that's all.
00:28:34But you're out in the world doing a man's work.
00:28:41Was that just a lot of talk about a man's point of view?
00:28:46Oh, please believe me, darling.
00:28:49It doesn't mean a thing.
00:28:52Not a thing.
00:28:54It doesn't make the slightest difference.
00:28:58Come on, snap out of it.
00:29:00Now pull yourself together.
00:29:04Yes, of course.
00:29:06We're...
00:29:09We're celebrating our third anniversary, aren't we?
00:29:14All right, Ted.
00:29:16I won't spoil it.
00:29:19We'll think another time.
00:29:22Oh, that's fine.
00:29:25And that too.
00:29:28We'll do that.
00:29:29Another time.
00:29:30What could have happened to those kids?
00:29:36Here, cut out the private farewells and come on out here.
00:29:43Don't you realize that we have a lot of catching up to do?
00:29:47Jerry's awfully upset, Don.
00:29:49Yes, I know, about your going to Chicago.
00:29:51Well, never mind, I'll cheer her up.
00:29:52There's nothing I like better than taking care of lonesome wives
00:29:54who talk exclusively about their husbands.
00:29:59Come, come.
00:30:00A little cheer for the departing host.
00:30:02Here you are.
00:30:04Here you are, Ted.
00:30:05Oh, thanks, Oboe.
00:30:06Not at all.
00:30:10Oh, sorry to have held up the party.
00:30:13Oh, there you are.
00:30:15Thank you, Helen.
00:30:17Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the bride and groom.
00:30:19May they never be less happy than they are at this moment.
00:30:22Here he is.
00:30:23Let's go.
00:30:26May we never be less happy than we are at this moment.
00:30:34Ah, I missed the spot.
00:30:36That's all I do.
00:30:38I like you.
00:30:40Why is this...
00:30:41What did you do that for?
00:30:42Just an old Spanish custom.
00:30:45Come on, everybody, let's go.
00:30:47Get my coat, will you?
00:30:48Sure.
00:30:49I always like saying goodbye to the husband.
00:30:51Well, I guess we'd better be off.
00:30:52Well, that's all right.
00:30:53Here are chances you're happy to.
00:30:55Now, you sure you have everything packed?
00:30:56You've got your pajamas, your toothbrush and everything.
00:30:58Everything set?
00:30:59Hurry up, come on.
00:31:01Well, come on, hurry up, Jenny.
00:31:02We've got to get some of business.
00:31:04Hurry up.
00:31:05Hurry up.
00:31:06Let me come quick.
00:31:07Hurry up.
00:31:08That should be real.
00:31:09Keep them right off of business.
00:31:19Oh, Porter.
00:31:20Yes, sir.
00:31:21Porter, how long do we stop at the next station?
00:31:22Long enough to telephone?
00:31:23Yes, sir.
00:31:24If you ain't gonna talk to nobody too far,
00:31:25we're supposed to stop there about six minutes.
00:31:26I see.
00:31:27Thanks.
00:31:28You're welcome.
00:31:29Same old fight I've always had with Keyhole.
00:31:32You stick with me and I'll win this one.
00:31:34I'm gonna invent a key for leaping keyholes.
00:31:37Thanks, Don.
00:31:38No mention.
00:31:39Nice of you to bring me home.
00:31:40Oh, it's all right, so it's all right.
00:31:41Sorry if you're such a nuisance.
00:31:42Sorry if you're such a nuisance.
00:31:43Sorry if you're such a nuisance.
00:31:44You're not going to talk to nobody too far.
00:31:45We're supposed to stop there about six minutes.
00:31:46I see.
00:31:47Thanks.
00:31:48You're welcome.
00:31:49Same old fight I've always had with Keyhole.
00:31:50You stick with me and I'll win this one.
00:31:52I'm going to invent a key for leaping Keyhole.
00:31:56Thanks, Don.
00:31:57No mention it.
00:31:58Nice of you to bring me home.
00:31:59Oh, it's all right, it's all right.
00:32:01Sorry if you're such a nuisance and drag you away.
00:32:04Smarty, smarty, you had a party.
00:32:06And everybody stayed but smarty, I know.
00:32:08Yeah, sure.
00:32:24What's the matter with you, Jerry?
00:32:27I'm just trying to hang on to the marvelous latitude
00:32:30of a man's point of view.
00:32:35But I find I can't do it and rub elbows with Janice.
00:32:39What do you mean, Janice?
00:32:40Oh, don't stall down.
00:32:42I know all about it.
00:32:44Ted told me tonight.
00:32:45He told me tonight.
00:32:48Oh.
00:32:57And I suppose I'm the last one to find it out.
00:33:01Oh, listen.
00:33:03How could any man who ever held you in his arms
00:33:06be serious about Janice?
00:33:07I know, Don.
00:33:12It doesn't mean anything.
00:33:14Ted told me that.
00:33:18Not a thing.
00:33:19How could it?
00:33:21You're too marvelous.
00:33:23You're a wonderful girl, Jerry.
00:33:27Thanks, Don.
00:33:29But nevertheless, I couldn't stand the party.
00:33:32It doesn't mean anything.
00:33:33Janice?
00:33:35Not a thing.
00:33:40That's funny.
00:33:42Very funny.
00:33:48I'm eating on the joke.
00:33:50It doesn't mean anything.
00:33:51It doesn't mean anything.
00:33:52It doesn't mean anything.
00:34:00What's the matter with me?
00:34:03Jerry.
00:34:08Oh, I'm sorry.
00:34:10You know, I can't understand it.
00:34:14Oh, come on now.
00:34:16Put yourself together.
00:34:17Please, Don.
00:34:18I'm sorry.
00:34:21Oh, now, darling.
00:34:23That doesn't mean anything.
00:34:25Not a thing.
00:34:28Oh, now, now, now.
00:34:31There.
00:34:34Hello, can't you get it?
00:34:40I know, but keep on trying, will you please?
00:34:42I know.
00:34:46This is very important.
00:34:47I've only got a few minutes, you know.
00:34:53There, there, there.
00:34:54Don't you worry your little head about Janice.
00:34:57Janice, my hat.
00:34:59Well, you're the grandest girl.
00:35:00You got everything.
00:35:02Most wonderful girl in the world.
00:35:08Feel better now.
00:35:10Thanks for being so sympathetic.
00:35:16You've been awfully sweet, Don.
00:35:20I guess I'm all right now.
00:35:22You better run along like a good fellow.
00:35:28Oh, somebody forgot something.
00:35:30Hmm, what is it?
00:35:34What's that letter?
00:35:36Which one?
00:35:38There's only one.
00:35:41Looks like a J when it stops dancing.
00:35:45J for Janice.
00:35:48I wonder why she left that.
00:35:51She took everything else.
00:35:56Oh, I've got to get out of here.
00:35:58I can't stand it, this place is haunted.
00:36:00Come on, Don.
00:36:02Okay, where do you want to go?
00:36:03Anywhere, as long as it isn't here and I'm not alone.
00:36:06Okay, by me.
00:36:08Plenty of places to go and lots of things to do.
00:36:10We'll go all the places and do all the things.
00:36:33Let me go, have a go down where I don't not go down.
00:36:37I'm a man.
00:36:39I'm a man.
00:36:41I'm a man.
00:36:43I'm a man.
00:36:45I'm a man.
00:36:47I'm a man.
00:36:48I'm a man.
00:36:49I'm a man.
00:37:00I'm a man.
00:37:02I'm a man.
00:37:03I'm a man.
00:37:05You're not sure what is the suddenly balloons.
00:37:07You've got to say, miss.
00:37:09Why do what?
00:37:11Why do what?
00:40:13You'll have to have a good breakfast.
00:40:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:16I, uh, I brought you something.
00:40:20Oh, how lovely, Ted.
00:40:25That's sweet of you.
00:40:31Well, uh, aren't you going to kiss me?
00:40:33Well, I love you.
00:40:35So why not?
00:40:46Well, where's Hannah?
00:40:48Oh, she had to go to the dentist.
00:40:50That tooth has been bothering you for the last eight years.
00:40:53Oh, really?
00:40:54That's too bad.
00:40:54Nice trip.
00:40:58Oh, no, awful nuisance.
00:40:59A lot of big dinners and bald heads and double chins.
00:41:02You know, stupid.
00:41:04Too bad.
00:41:06Oh.
00:41:10Smells good.
00:41:12Oh, this is great, Jerry.
00:41:14So why didn't you answer the wires I sent you?
00:41:16Oh, there was a lot to think about.
00:41:20The longer you wait, the more sense you get.
00:41:23Hmm.
00:41:25You know, letting things ride the way you did certainly whipped me plenty.
00:41:28You know, I imagined all sorts of receptions when I got home.
00:41:36Oh, this is great.
00:41:37You'll spill it.
00:41:39Well, believe me, I've done all the spilling I want to do.
00:41:42Yes.
00:41:49Anything new?
00:41:50No.
00:41:52Oh, Helen and Bill are going to get married today.
00:41:54Oh, really?
00:41:55I suppose we'll have to go to that.
00:41:57Well, they expect us to.
00:41:58You know, it was our blissful example that made them do it.
00:42:02And after the wedding tonight, there's going to be a bari.
00:42:04Get together of all their friends.
00:42:06Thanks.
00:42:06Oh, gosh, I suppose we'll have to go to that, too.
00:42:09Well, they expect us to.
00:42:12You know, it was our blissful example that made them do it.
00:42:15Was there an overtone of sarcasm in that remark, Jerry?
00:42:18Or am I looking for trouble?
00:42:20Hmm?
00:42:22No, Ted.
00:42:23Your cheeriness is amazing.
00:42:25Well, what do you mean?
00:42:26You're like a little boy that stole him some jam.
00:42:29And spanked, and kissed, and was happy again.
00:42:32You know, that's just the way I feel.
00:42:35Oh, Jerry, darling.
00:42:38I was afraid of my life we wouldn't hurt a list.
00:42:41Gosh, you'll never know what an awful week I spent without you.
00:42:45I can't live without you, Jerry.
00:42:48I never knew how much I loved you.
00:42:51Oh, darling, please, now don't do that.
00:42:53Well, for heaven's sake, Jerry, you'll have to make up your mind, you know, one way or the other.
00:43:04Gosh, I thought you'd already done it.
00:43:07Ted, let me understand something.
00:43:10When you say that being unfaithful doesn't mean anything, you mean just that, don't you?
00:43:23Well, what I said was...
00:43:24Yes.
00:43:26I remember what you said.
00:43:28It doesn't mean a thing.
00:43:30I wish I could cover up things and forget them, Ted.
00:43:41I'll answer that.
00:43:47Hello?
00:43:49Hello, Jerry.
00:43:50This is Don.
00:43:51I haven't tried to get in touch with you ever since...
00:43:54Well, for the last week.
00:43:55I understand Ted's getting back in town today.
00:43:58I understand how you feel.
00:44:01I sympathize with all your ideas about truth, honesty, and ethics.
00:44:05I want you to give me your word that you won't say anything to Ted.
00:44:09Did you do that?
00:44:10No.
00:44:11For heaven's sake, don't you realize it'll be all up with you if you tell Ted?
00:44:18Perhaps.
00:44:20Well, if you won't consider yourself, will you consider me?
00:44:23After all, I'm supposed to be his best friend.
00:44:25And...
00:44:26Hello.
00:44:28Hello.
00:44:28Don't hang...
00:44:29Hello, Jerry.
00:44:32Oh, Lawson.
00:44:34Lawson.
00:44:35Yes, sir.
00:44:36Find out what boats are sailing today.
00:44:37Where to, sir?
00:44:38I don't care.
00:44:39The further, the better.
00:44:40Yes, sir.
00:44:40Yes, sir.
00:44:55What were you saying when the telephone rang?
00:45:07That I've balanced our accounts.
00:45:12That's all.
00:45:25He didn't really intend to.
00:45:37But that's how it is.
00:45:40I had to tell you.
00:45:45Don't look at me like that, Ted.
00:45:49You don't mean that, Jerry.
00:45:52I'm telling you the truth.
00:45:53Who's the man?
00:46:00Oh, Ted.
00:46:01Don't be conventional.
00:46:04Who's the man?
00:46:06I want to see him.
00:46:08Isn't it a rather good time to remember what you said?
00:46:11But it doesn't mean a thing.
00:46:12Shut up, you!
00:46:19It can't be true.
00:46:20Well, I always thought you were the most decent thing in the world.
00:46:32It can't be true.
00:46:36Well,
00:46:37it is.
00:46:41Yes.
00:46:41It can't be true.
00:46:42It can't be true.
00:47:12I'm going to work, Ted.
00:47:20I'm late.
00:47:24See you tonight.
00:47:42Hello, Jody.
00:48:03Hello, Hank.
00:48:04Get back from Chicago?
00:48:05Yes.
00:48:06Is he coming tonight?
00:48:07I don't know.
00:48:08I have to see the truth in the morning.
00:48:12What's the idea?
00:48:15So you're both married men now.
00:48:18You certainly have a fine girl there.
00:48:20Sure.
00:48:21I hope you'll be very happy.
00:48:23You're bound to be, aren't we, darling?
00:48:25Ah, let me tell you something.
00:48:27All you have to do to get a free sandwich here
00:48:29is to wish you melt them happiness.
00:48:30This is a private party.
00:48:32I understand.
00:48:32All of that.
00:48:33Hello, Ted.
00:48:34I told you they knew me.
00:48:38Yes.
00:48:39Hello, Arkansas.
00:48:40Hi.
00:48:41I'm sorry I'm late, Helen.
00:48:43Husband should never be late.
00:48:46No, sir.
00:48:48You never know who's sitting on the bench
00:48:51waiting to take your place
00:48:52when you fall out of the game.
00:48:54Oh, don't be silly, Ted.
00:48:56I made you so nice.
00:48:57Well, I...
00:48:58Is this a little hand you handed over?
00:49:03Oh, pull yourself together, Ted.
00:49:06I wait for you, the walrus fried.
00:49:09I deeply sympathize.
00:49:12I bet you haven't had any dinner.
00:49:14Dinner.
00:49:15No, I don't believe I have.
00:49:17Well, you better have some food, son.
00:49:19I haven't seen my wife
00:49:20since she welcomed me home this morning.
00:49:23Don't worry about her.
00:49:24Have some food for me.
00:49:25We'll find her later.
00:49:27Oh, I'll find her.
00:49:29I'm all right.
00:49:30Hi, Ted.
00:49:33Where you been?
00:49:34Hello.
00:49:35What's the matter, Ted?
00:49:38Hello, Ted.
00:49:39Good idea.
00:49:40Come in.
00:49:45Help yourself, son.
00:49:46Help myself, huh?
00:49:48All right, I'll take the blonde.
00:49:51I beg the blonde.
00:49:52It's all right.
00:49:52Look at the hero.
00:49:56Just a fool, that's all.
00:49:57There isn't a woman in the world worth that.
00:50:01Love, honor, and obey, huh?
00:50:04Don't make me laugh.
00:50:05Ted!
00:50:06What the matter?
00:50:07That's my wife.
00:50:08Ted.
00:50:09Oh, you are.
00:50:12Oh, ho.
00:50:13So you're the white-haired boy, huh?
00:50:17Murderer returns to the scene of his crime.
00:50:19Well, Ted, you don't know what you're saying.
00:50:21Well, I don't know whether you are or not.
00:50:24But just for luck.
00:50:25Ted, stop it!
00:50:25I'll go through this crowd like a highway.
00:50:29Ted, pull your foot away from me.
00:50:30Come here.
00:50:31Come here and help me.
00:50:31Come here, boy.
00:50:31Come here.
00:50:32Come here.
00:50:32Come here.
00:50:33Come here.
00:50:33Come here.
00:50:33Come here.
00:50:34Come here.
00:50:34Come here.
00:50:34Come here.
00:50:53Does this mean that you're leaving me, Ted?
00:50:56It's rather apparent, don't you think?
00:50:57Oh, don't let's make a mess of things like this.
00:51:02Spoil our happiness.
00:51:04Happiness.
00:51:05Don't you think it's a little late to talk about that?
00:51:08Well, you didn't think of that when-
00:51:10Oh, I see.
00:51:10You're going to put all the blame on me, huh?
00:51:13Oh, Ted, no.
00:51:15I didn't mean to say that.
00:51:20Well, listen.
00:51:20I'm not the first man in the world who's made a-
00:51:23Oh, Ted, no, let's talk about men and women.
00:51:26They do all sorts of things.
00:51:29We've got to live our own life, dear.
00:51:31There's so much of it ahead.
00:51:38I'll never do anything you don't like.
00:51:40I'll never make you sorry, really.
00:51:42I'll forgive you anything, dear.
00:51:52Can't you please forgive me?
00:51:56Well, I try to look ahead without you.
00:51:59Why, everything goes black.
00:52:01I love you, dear.
00:52:02I can't go on without you.
00:52:04Well, you'll get along all right.
00:52:06You've made a pretty good beginning.
00:52:08Oh, Ted, don't.
00:52:09We've both made a horrible mistake,
00:52:12but that doesn't mean we can't try again.
00:52:14Try again?
00:52:16With all our friends laughing at me?
00:52:19Laughing at you?
00:52:20Yes.
00:52:22Some place among the people we know,
00:52:24there's a man.
00:52:25Maybe men, I don't know.
00:52:27But from now on, I'll wonder which one.
00:52:31And how many of them are laughing at me?
00:52:34Well, couldn't I have said that
00:52:36the day you asked me to marry you?
00:52:37I suppose I had said.
00:52:39No, Ted.
00:52:40I'm afraid I may meet the women that you've known.
00:52:43And why not?
00:52:44I waited for you.
00:52:45You were my first love.
00:52:46But this is entirely different.
00:52:47All right, then.
00:52:48But tonight I come back here,
00:52:50ready to humiliate myself,
00:52:51beg for your forgiveness,
00:52:52ready to forgive you anything
00:52:53because I love you.
00:52:55And you say that's different.
00:52:57You tell me your vanity is hurt.
00:52:58Well, call it anything you like.
00:53:00Vanity.
00:53:01I'll never forget that.
00:53:03Let's not talk any more about it.
00:53:05And I thought your heart was breaking like mine.
00:53:09But instead, you tell me
00:53:10your man's pride can't stand the gas.
00:53:13Now, wait a minute, Jerry.
00:53:14Listen.
00:53:14Oh, I don't want to listen.
00:53:15I'm glad I've discovered
00:53:16there's more than one man in the world
00:53:17when I'm young and they want me.
00:53:19Believe me, I'm not missing anything from now on.
00:53:21I don't doubt it.
00:53:22Once a woman throws down her fences...
00:53:23Oh, put it on a motto.
00:53:24I'll hang it where Janice can see it.
00:53:26Stop that.
00:53:26Oh, loose women, great,
00:53:27but not in the home, my Ted.
00:53:29Got it, do you hear?
00:53:30The looser they are, the more they get.
00:53:32The best in the world,
00:53:33no responsibility.
00:53:34Well, my dear, I'm going to find out how they do it.
00:53:38So look for me in the future
00:53:39where the primroses grow
00:53:40and pack your man's pride with a rest.
00:53:43And from now on,
00:53:44you're the only man in the world
00:53:46that my door is closed to.
00:53:55That is all.
00:53:58The council will prepare the decree.
00:54:00This decree is interlocutory
00:54:04and becomes final in three months.
00:54:08Congratulations, my darling, you're free.
00:54:11You're exactly as you were before you were married.
00:54:14Exactly.
00:54:16All I need is a complete set of young illusions
00:54:18and an innocent expression.
00:54:20Oh, cheer up.
00:54:21I had a very good time with an ex-wife.
00:54:23Why shouldn't you?
00:54:24All men are fair game.
00:54:27Yes, but I guess there's only one.
00:54:28Oh, nonsense, I'll show you a flock of them.
00:54:30Friends of Bill's.
00:54:31They're as rich as mud.
00:54:33In a year, you'll have forgotten
00:54:34the color of Ted's hair.
00:54:36I hope so.
00:54:37My dear, I know so.
00:54:41All right, Helen.
00:54:43From now on,
00:54:45I take all the hurdles,
00:54:47see all the scenery,
00:54:49and listen to the band play.
00:54:50Come along.
00:54:51Come along.
00:55:47I just want to wish you a happy new year.
00:56:07Same to you.
00:56:09Don't let me keep you from your friends.
00:56:17Oh, I couldn't think of accepting such a valuable gift.
00:56:29But my dear, my feeling for you is purely platonic.
00:56:32Really?
00:56:33I've heard platonic love, but I didn't know there was such a thing as platonic jewelry.
00:56:40My dear Jerry, you American women are so cold.
00:56:45Are you sure you can tell whether a woman is cold or careful?
00:56:53I love you.
00:56:55When I'm in your eyes, you're beating my heart like a woman did before.
00:57:01I'm to you.
00:57:03Absolutely.
00:57:03I'm to you.
00:57:05I'm to you.
00:57:05I'm to you.
00:57:05I'm to you.
00:57:06I'm to you.
00:57:06Oh, I don't understand French, but I know the symptoms of high blood pressure in any language.
00:57:11Oh, by the way, Jerry, I see your husband around quite a lot.
00:57:20Oh, yes.
00:57:21Well, the next time you see him, you tell him I'm still holding my own.
00:57:24I didn't know you had a husband, Jerry.
00:57:27I had, but I haven't.
00:57:29Let's drink to his health, the infernal fool.
00:57:32When you have grown old, you will be very, very sorry.
00:57:57Yes, I know.
00:58:01I shall most likely push back the gray hairs, curse at the wrinkles, and say, uh-huh.
00:58:06You did not allow the great I-Van to make love to you.
00:58:09And now I'll look at you.
00:58:11Jerry, darling, what you need is a great romance.
00:58:15Oh, one more would be the death of me.
00:58:19What are you doing on my train, anyway?
00:58:20International Peace Conference at Boston.
00:58:24Stop off a day or so.
00:58:25Oh, it might amuse you, eh?
00:58:27Why not?
00:58:31Two reasons.
00:58:33One, I am, after all, a businesswoman on my way to a convention in Toronto.
00:58:39And the other reason?
00:58:41You are much too fascinating.
00:58:44Oh, Jerry, darling.
00:58:46I have madly loved you for a year or so.
00:58:50What you feel for me is not love.
00:58:52The call of the gorilla to its mate.
00:58:58Funny picture, Ivan, swinging through the treetops.
00:59:07Oh, uh, am I camping yourself?
00:59:12I am serious.
00:59:15Oh, you mean you're proposing to me?
00:59:16Jerry, you are too clever to be provincial.
00:59:21Much too clever.
00:59:24Do I not interest you?
00:59:28Possibly.
00:59:29Tell me the truth.
00:59:30The truth?
00:59:32The last thing any man wants to hear from any woman.
00:59:35That's the lesson I learned from my husband.
00:59:42What you learned from your husband's knee, you'll never forget.
00:59:46You shall not amuse yourself with me.
00:59:50Oh.
00:59:55Only the bell saved me.
00:59:57Come in.
01:00:00Um, Porter, will you open the window?
01:00:01It seems a bit warm in here.
01:00:03Yes, ma'am.
01:00:03That's all, ma'am.
01:00:17Yes, that's all, thank you.
01:00:18Yes.
01:00:19Paul.
01:00:21Why, Paul!
01:00:23Come in here!
01:00:24Hello, Jerry, how are you?
01:00:26Why, it's so long since I've seen you.
01:00:28You should have a long, great day.
01:00:30Oh, not at all.
01:00:31I just happened to catch a glimpse of you through the door.
01:00:33Oh, do you know, uh...
01:00:34Oh, how do you do?
01:00:34I met you once at the press club.
01:00:36Yes, of course.
01:00:37Well, listen, what are you doing up so late and so far from home?
01:00:40Oh, you are old friends, eh?
01:00:43Oh, yes, we're very old friends.
01:00:45In fact, I'm the man she should have married.
01:00:48But that would have been not so fortunate for some of us.
01:00:51Yes, I'd have been particular about some of her friends.
01:00:54I beg your pardon.
01:00:55Why...
01:00:56Pardon me, I have so many things to talk over with Paul.
01:00:59Will you excuse us a few moments, Ivan?
01:01:01Just a few moments.
01:01:08Look!
01:01:10Look here, young man.
01:01:11I've been bumped five times between New Haven and Springfield,
01:01:14and I've got to stop.
01:01:16Sorry?
01:01:16He's a rather dangerous playmate, isn't he?
01:01:21Oh, well, perhaps that's what makes him amusing.
01:01:24Paul, I am so glad to see you.
01:01:26Then you haven't forgotten me.
01:01:29Far from it.
01:01:30In fact, I'm trembling like a leaf.
01:01:33You bring back so much.
01:01:36So suddenly.
01:01:37You've been trying to forget quite a lot, haven't you, Jerry?
01:01:40Who told you that?
01:01:41Oh, nobody.
01:01:41I've just been around New York most of the time.
01:01:43Oh, and heard the echo of my misdeeds
01:01:47as I thundered up and down Broadway.
01:01:49Why haven't I seen you?
01:01:51I understand several were killed in the rush.
01:01:54Well, you don't exactly take the veil
01:01:56when your decree is granted, you know?
01:01:57So I understand.
01:02:00Oh, that sounds disapproving.
01:02:02What should an ex-wife do?
01:02:04Spend her days doing good deeds?
01:02:07Going to bed at night with suitable books?
01:02:08Great Scott, Jerry, I'm not criticizing.
01:02:11Why, whatever you do, as far as I'm concerned,
01:02:13is all right, because you do it.
01:02:17That's sweet of you, Paul.
01:02:21Where are you bound for?
01:02:22Away from New York.
01:02:24Well?
01:02:24Tomorrow, you'll find me on my boat
01:02:26in some quiet little cove.
01:02:27No office, no telephone, no neighbors.
01:02:31It's good for the nerves.
01:02:33You ought to try something like that, Jerry.
01:02:35It'll do you good.
01:02:37Sounds wonderful.
01:02:40But not for me.
01:02:41Too late for that sort of thing.
01:02:43I've worked too hard and played too hard.
01:02:48I take my audience on the subway
01:02:50for my exercise in the nightclub.
01:02:53I belong to the sweet, pure air
01:02:55of 42nd Street and Broadway.
01:02:58Not you, Jerry.
01:03:00I know better.
01:03:03Well, don't let's talk about me.
01:03:05Tell me about Dorothy, Paul.
01:03:10Well, we're still married.
01:03:14Oh, just that.
01:03:15I've heard your name quite often, Jerry.
01:03:16I've heard your name quite often, Jerry.
01:03:31Mm-hmm.
01:03:32Dorothy.
01:03:35Well, why?
01:03:37She knows that I loved you, Jerry.
01:03:38that I always have and always will.
01:03:45My dear, you don't mean that.
01:03:48You're not going to tell me
01:03:49that love is anything lasting.
01:03:52I've tried to forget that.
01:03:55Forever and a day, Jerry.
01:03:57And after that.
01:04:02Oh, I've made such a mess, Paul.
01:04:05I'm so tired.
01:04:06Forgive me, Jerry.
01:04:07I didn't mean to upset you.
01:04:08I'm so tired.
01:04:09I've made such a wreck of things.
01:04:23Such a good-for-nothing mess.
01:04:26Well, what is it, dear?
01:04:26What's the matter?
01:04:28I'm just dizzy.
01:04:30I can't see.
01:04:32Oh, I'm not going to faint, but I'm just...
01:04:36Jerry, take it easy, please.
01:04:39It's all right, dear.
01:04:43Well, you mustn't let yourself go this way.
01:04:45Come on, dear, it's all right.
01:04:48It's all right, Jerry.
01:04:49You're just worn out.
01:04:50You're tired.
01:04:52It's all right, dear.
01:05:04It's all right, dear.
01:05:06I'll see you later.
01:05:09Oh, listen, old man.
01:05:23Jerry's pretty tired.
01:05:24She's not feeling well, but I think she'll sleep.
01:05:26So if I were you, I wouldn't go back.
01:05:28Oh, you assume some rights, do you not?
01:05:30You are not her guardian.
01:05:31No, but you're not going back.
01:05:33No?
01:05:34We shall see.
01:05:35I mean it.
01:05:36Oh, good old American custom, eh?
01:05:39Minding other people's business.
01:05:41What a sentimental sloth.
01:05:43You are not protecting an innocent girl.
01:05:45She is nothing more.
01:05:48It's another good old American custom.
01:05:50Oh, Porter, there's only supposed to be one person in drawing room A, isn't there?
01:05:54Yes, sir, boss.
01:05:55Well, see, that's how it is. Get me?
01:05:56I'll get you.
01:05:57You hurt you, boss?
01:05:59Oh, go away.
01:06:01He's got a kick on him like a Mizzou Mew.
01:06:22What are you thinking, Al?
01:06:26Oh, how nice it is.
01:06:27And how much you can shake off with it, just a little change of environment.
01:06:32Happy?
01:06:33You look great.
01:06:34I told you what a couple of weeks would do for you.
01:06:36Oh, it's been lovely, Paul.
01:06:38It's yours for the rest of your life, Jerry.
01:06:41With my compliments.
01:06:45Oh, Jerry.
01:06:49I have here the confirmation of my appointment to the Far East.
01:06:53For my firm.
01:06:55You like the idea, don't you?
01:06:57If I can take you, there's nothing anywhere without you.
01:07:06What about Dorothy?
01:07:10She'll be much happier, Jerry.
01:07:12Our marriage hasn't meant anything.
01:07:14She's always bitter and morbid.
01:07:17Never lets me forget for a minute the accident that disfigured her.
01:07:21Oh, well, you know.
01:07:25Poor Dorothy.
01:07:27It hasn't been easy for you either, has it, dear?
01:07:30Oh, it's been fair enough, Jerry.
01:07:32It's just that it hasn't mattered very much.
01:07:34But now things are different.
01:07:36I had this offer.
01:07:36It's interesting.
01:07:38And most important, I found you.
01:07:41Dorothy will give me a divorce.
01:07:42You and I can be married and...
01:07:44and we'll be happy.
01:07:47You think so, Paul?
01:07:49I'm crazy about you, Jerry.
01:07:50I've always been.
01:07:51I've always been.
01:07:55I believe you.
01:07:57I really do.
01:07:59They want me to spend five years in Japan.
01:08:01You know, we can have a beautiful time.
01:08:04Leave all our mistakes 7,000 miles behind us.
01:08:087,000 miles.
01:08:10We deserve a little happiness, don't you think?
01:08:17I think you do, Paul.
01:08:19I think you deserve anything you can get.
01:08:25I beg your pardon.
01:08:27Lunch will be ready in just a minute, Miss Jerry.
01:08:30Good news, Hannah.
01:08:31Nice hearing.
01:08:32It's just heaven.
01:08:34Of course, I ain't heard any angels singing,
01:08:36but aside from that...
01:08:37Well, we've got to eat, anyway.
01:08:43Hey, come on.
01:08:44Don't you know it's 4 o'clock in the morning?
01:08:45Tonight is young, and we are friends with your children.
01:08:48Hello, Joe.
01:08:49How are you?
01:08:49How about a table for six?
01:08:51Harry, table for six in the other room.
01:08:53Right this way, please.
01:08:55I want four specials and two orders of turkey legs.
01:08:59Oh, here we are, right here.
01:09:01Well, isn't New York a wonderful place?
01:09:02You go to shows and you see legs.
01:09:04You go to restaurants and they give you legs.
01:09:06Don't laugh, Joe.
01:09:07It's a serious matter.
01:09:15Don.
01:09:17Well, this is luck.
01:09:19Well, you old son of a sea cook.
01:09:20I didn't even know you were in New York.
01:09:22I've been in Europe for the last few months.
01:09:24Just got back.
01:09:25Well, you're doing a lot of that sort of thing, aren't you?
01:09:27Gee, I'm glad to see you.
01:09:28Same here.
01:09:29How have you been?
01:09:30Oh, fine.
01:09:31Lost my job yesterday.
01:09:33And I'm nursing a pretty little hangover today.
01:09:35Outside of that, I'm great.
01:09:37Oh, it's tough.
01:09:38Anything I can do?
01:09:39Oh, thanks.
01:09:40I'll work it out, all right.
01:09:41Say, it seems ages since I've seen you.
01:09:43Hmm.
01:09:44Seen any of the old mob?
01:09:45Hmm, hmm.
01:09:47I suppose you heard about Jerry and me.
01:09:49Yeah.
01:09:50Too bad.
01:09:51Oh, well, that's life.
01:09:53Say, I'd like to get together with you, Don.
01:09:54Hmm, fine.
01:09:55How about tomorrow?
01:09:57Tomorrow?
01:09:57I'm off again tomorrow.
01:09:59Canada for a couple of weeks.
01:10:00Really?
01:10:01When I get back, sure, if I'm here.
01:10:04Oh, you leaving town?
01:10:05Yes, New York's bad medicine.
01:10:07A lot of things I want to forget.
01:10:09I can't seem to do it very well around here.
01:10:11I know exactly how you feel.
01:10:13You see, I keep thinking what a sad little fellow I am.
01:10:17And brooding over the man that ruined my life.
01:10:19What would you do if you found him?
01:10:22Kill him, I suppose.
01:10:23Funny, isn't it?
01:10:26How one girl can be bigger than all the tall buildings.
01:10:29Well, I'll look you up.
01:10:31When you get settled, let me know.
01:10:33I may start and never stop.
01:10:35That's my specialty.
01:10:37So long.
01:10:37So long, Don.
01:10:53She'll be in any minute now, Miss Helen.
01:10:56She knows you're here.
01:10:57You're going to Japan with them, Helen?
01:10:58Oh, sure.
01:10:59I want to see where the money's gone.
01:11:01I've given to foreign missions for the heathen.
01:11:03How soon are they starting?
01:11:05Oh, I forget you've been honeymooning so long you don't know anything.
01:11:09His wife's going to let him loose.
01:11:12It'll be soon now.
01:11:12Miss Jerry's gave up her job.
01:11:14Really?
01:11:14She's designed it?
01:11:15Mm-hmm.
01:11:16And her firm comes right back with an offer of $7,500 a year to go to London.
01:11:21They have branches in Europe.
01:11:23Hooray for Jerry.
01:11:25Personally, I'd a darn sight rather go to London than to Yokohokihame.
01:11:33Hello there, darling.
01:11:35Jerry.
01:11:36Well, clove trotter bride and what have you.
01:11:39Hello yourself, you stole me petrol.
01:11:41It's about time I came back.
01:11:44Gee whiz, but I'm glad to see you.
01:11:45Say, I missed you like the Dickens, Helen.
01:11:47You.
01:11:48Getting yourself out of one upheaval into another all the time.
01:11:51Let me take a look at you.
01:11:52You better be careful, darling.
01:11:53My sea legs are still wobbly.
01:11:57Now tell me, are you happy?
01:11:59Yeah, sure.
01:12:01Bill's a big shot in his way.
01:12:03He stands without hitching.
01:12:07Nice and secure, eh?
01:12:08Yes, but that other business.
01:12:12You know, when you stand at the altar with someone you're wild about,
01:12:14and the organ makes you dizzy and you say,
01:12:17this is heaven and will last forever.
01:12:21Because that's gone forever.
01:12:28I wish you hadn't said that, Helen.
01:12:31So do I.
01:12:33Well,
01:12:34that brings my leaping mind back to its big news.
01:12:37Big news?
01:12:38We ran across Ted.
01:12:44Where?
01:12:45In Paris?
01:12:46Saw quite a lot of him.
01:12:50What's he doing?
01:12:51Trying to wreck a fairly good mind in an A1 body.
01:12:57Really?
01:12:59He's doing newspaper work.
01:13:00For the time being,
01:13:01because it won't last.
01:13:03Ask about me.
01:13:04My dear,
01:13:17he hates you so hard.
01:13:19I think he's still mad about you.
01:13:21Oh, no, he's not.
01:13:25Making a fool of himself, eh?
01:13:27Oh, well, you know what American do at Harris.
01:13:29And they meet someone who speaks American and knows Paris.
01:13:32Ted was taking bets
01:13:33to see how many nights in succession
01:13:35he could stay drunk without spending a cent for it.
01:13:38He'd gone six weeks when we started.
01:13:40You know, Bill's been crazy about him
01:13:41ever since he broke up our wedding party.
01:13:44It seems in the West,
01:13:45where men are so-and-so,
01:13:46that that's considered a pretty good piece of work.
01:13:50Well, anyhow,
01:13:50I've been busting to tell you.
01:13:53What a girl.
01:13:55The lad I divorced,
01:13:56is married again,
01:13:57has a baby,
01:13:58and arrives in Wall Street every morning
01:13:59at nine o'clock.
01:14:00Oh, Helen.
01:14:01Oh, I guess that's Paul now.
01:14:04He'll be delighted to see you, Helen.
01:14:06I'll be very glad to see him.
01:14:12Oh.
01:14:14It's Dorothy, Jerry.
01:14:20Oh, yes, of course.
01:14:22Come in, Dorothy.
01:14:23I suppose I should have called you
01:14:27and made a date.
01:14:29Well, for heaven's sake, Dorothy.
01:14:32Oh, hello, Helen.
01:14:35I hear you've married again.
01:14:36Yes, a big cattle and horse man.
01:14:39Thanks for the tea, darling.
01:14:40I must be going.
01:14:41Buffalo Bill is waiting.
01:14:42I hope I didn't interrupt.
01:14:44Oh, no.
01:14:45Not at all.
01:14:46We're at the Ritz, dear.
01:14:48Why don't you come over
01:14:48and have dinner with us?
01:14:50Sorry, I have a date for dinner.
01:14:53Helen.
01:14:53Hello, Paul.
01:14:54Hello.
01:14:55Well, Jerry, I...
01:14:57If anything happens to your date, dear,
01:15:01come on over.
01:15:01Thanks.
01:15:03Goodbye, Paul.
01:15:03See you later.
01:15:04Goodbye, Helen.
01:15:13Have some tea, Paul, won't you?
01:15:14No, thanks, Jerry.
01:15:17Well, Dot, what are you doing here?
01:15:19I just wanted to see Jerry
01:15:20for a few minutes.
01:15:22What did you want to say to her?
01:15:24I guess I was going to ask her
01:15:26not to take you from me.
01:15:29But I've told you that Jerry
01:15:31has no responsibility in the matter, Dot.
01:15:33I thought that everything was all settled.
01:15:35And besides, you said that we...
01:15:38I said I'd set you free when you told me.
01:15:43My pride revolted at holding you against your will.
01:15:47Now that I've had time to think it over,
01:15:50I have no pride, Paul.
01:15:53Maybe our marriage hasn't meant much.
01:15:56But there's nothing at all without it.
01:15:59It does give me an excuse for living,
01:16:02being married to you.
01:16:03There isn't anything else...
01:16:06Wait a minute, Dot.
01:16:08You know that I'm not planning to desert you.
01:16:10I've made certain definite arrangements
01:16:12to take care of you.
01:16:14And that's everything in the world
01:16:16I have for you, my dear.
01:16:19I have a right to a chance
01:16:20at some kind of personal life, haven't I?
01:16:23Like anyone else?
01:16:26Well, how about it, Dot?
01:16:27Just a minute.
01:16:41Can't we talk afterwards?
01:16:43I'm afraid not.
01:16:46I'm afraid she's right, Paul.
01:16:49I couldn't do it.
01:16:50I wouldn't dare expect to be happy.
01:16:54Please, Paul, it hit me.
01:16:56It brought back something.
01:17:00Devastation, just like this.
01:17:03Only I deserved it.
01:17:05Let me say it, Paul.
01:17:07She married the man she loved.
01:17:09So did I.
01:17:11Every woman does, if she can.
01:17:14But Dorothy's just trying to hang on.
01:17:17I didn't.
01:17:20I see my way.
01:17:22I see it so clearly now, Paul.
01:17:23I've never given my word
01:17:26and broken it before, except once.
01:17:29And that was the promise
01:17:30I made on the altar.
01:17:32With all my heart and soul.
01:17:36Jerry, I...
01:17:37This is just a storm.
01:17:39I'm terribly sorry.
01:17:40Oh, please.
01:17:42You saved us both
01:17:43from a horrible mistake.
01:17:45I'm really grateful.
01:17:49This is right, Paul.
01:17:51And in our hearts,
01:17:52we've known it, haven't we?
01:17:56Marriage is the one thing
01:17:58in the world
01:17:58I thought ought to be perfect.
01:18:01Nothing else is.
01:18:03And when mine wasn't,
01:18:05I quit.
01:18:08I don't know whether Ted
01:18:10could ever give me another chance.
01:18:12But wherever he is,
01:18:14I'm going to find him.
01:18:17And find out.
01:18:18Jerry, if Ted doesn't come here,
01:18:42we'll go over to them.
01:18:44We may find them there.
01:18:46Wait a while, Hank.
01:18:47What do you think he'll do
01:18:49when he finds you in the house?
01:18:54Who can tell?
01:18:56Why, there he is now.
01:19:07The pillow?
01:19:08No.
01:19:09Quite a party.
01:19:11Jerry,
01:19:12don't you want to talk to me?
01:19:17Hank, would you take me over there?
01:19:20Why, certainly, Jerry.
01:19:21Why, certainly, Jerry.
01:19:25Come on.
01:19:25Come on.
01:19:26Come on, you know, Ted.
01:19:29Back off.
01:19:31Here, for now.
01:19:34Ted?
01:19:35More Ted.
01:19:37Come on.
01:19:37Come on.
01:19:39Come on, darling.
01:19:41Come on.
01:19:41Come on.
01:19:42Come on.
01:19:43Come on.
01:19:43Come on.
01:19:44Come on.
01:19:45Come on.
01:19:45Come on.
01:19:46Come on.
01:19:46Come on.
01:19:48Ted.
01:19:49Sherry.
01:19:51What are you doing here?
01:19:53Surprised?
01:19:54I thought when I put the Atlantic Ocean between us,
01:19:57I wouldn't be seeing you.
01:19:58You should have found a wider ocean.
01:20:01Don't you think it would be more Christian
01:20:03if you'd give me a chance to forget you?
01:20:05You still hate me that much, Ted?
01:20:09Where's your husband?
01:20:11Oh, he's not far away.
01:20:14You do keep track of me, don't you?
01:20:15That's why I left New York.
01:20:17Because I couldn't think of anything else.
01:20:20I'm still a little groggy, Jerry, but...
01:20:23With time out, I think I'll be able to finish the game.
01:20:27You deserve the best in the world, Ted.
01:20:29There's no one that wishes it for you more than I do.
01:20:32Sure, I know.
01:20:34There's no reason on earth why we can't still be friends.
01:20:37Of course not.
01:20:40I hope that that other fellow gives you the break you deserve.
01:20:45I certainly didn't.
01:20:47Well, here's everything, Jerry.
01:20:50And Happy New Year.
01:20:54I'm working in London, Ted.
01:20:57This is the third time I've been in Paris looking for you.
01:21:01For me?
01:21:02Yes.
01:21:03Why?
01:21:05You see, I had to leave New York, too.
01:21:08I couldn't forget that at the church.
01:21:11There's a lot of other things.
01:21:14You're the only husband I've ever had.
01:21:17And never was.
01:21:21New Year in a minute, Ted.
01:21:22All the world gets a new chaffee.
01:21:29I'd give my right arm for another chance.
01:21:33I like that right arm.
01:21:33I need to give my right arm.
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