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00:00:00The End
00:00:30The End
00:01:00This is just a little sample of what you will see on the inside
00:01:03The beginning of the religious dance of the muscle man
00:01:07This is the dance that broke the Sultan's thermometer
00:01:10Just a moment there
00:01:13The big sensation from the inside
00:01:15Remember I said the big sensation on the inside
00:01:19The admission is a dime ten cents the tenth part of a dollar
00:01:22And on the inside of the big show
00:01:24We have Ida from Idaho
00:01:27The astounding
00:01:28Avatar boys
00:01:29Angel face monument
00:01:32Of fascinating femininity
00:01:34Why ladies and gentlemen it is known
00:01:36That this little lady has not seen her
00:01:38Feet in the past ten years
00:01:41Next to her
00:01:42I wish to call your attention
00:01:43To the little beautiful tattooed lady
00:01:46Tattooed from the crown of her head
00:01:47To the tip end of her toes
00:01:49With marine pictures
00:01:51All for the life of her sailor
00:01:53Next I wish to call your attention to
00:01:56Sterno
00:01:57The human volcano
00:01:58He is in constant training
00:02:01For the hereafter
00:02:02The next sensation
00:02:05Are the beautiful Siamese twins
00:02:07For all of this
00:02:08The admission price
00:02:09Remember
00:02:10Is a dime ten cents the tenth part of a dollar
00:02:13Buy tickets to the right
00:02:14Pass on the inside
00:02:16For the big show starts immediately
00:02:18Ladies and gentlemen
00:02:21Gather round
00:02:23A little closer to the platform please
00:02:25A little closer one and all
00:02:27And now
00:02:28Gaze upon Hercules
00:02:30Hercules
00:02:31The mighty marvelous
00:02:33Mastodonic model
00:02:34Of muscular masculinity
00:02:36Hercules
00:02:45And now
00:02:46I have here
00:02:46Two steel horseshoes
00:02:48Two steel horseshoes
00:02:49I will hand one to Hercules
00:02:51And he will bend it for you
00:02:52Now watch him closely
00:02:54It's a fake
00:02:55A fake
00:02:56Ha ha
00:02:56Suppose you bend it
00:02:58Watch Cecil bend it
00:03:01Ha ha
00:03:03If it's a fake
00:03:05Why didn't you bend it
00:03:06It's a music
00:03:07Now do you like it?
00:03:15Now folks
00:03:16Before the next demonstration
00:03:17You will have an opportunity
00:03:20To purchase
00:03:21My own books
00:03:22On physical development
00:03:23Here you are
00:03:24Here you are
00:03:25Here you are
00:03:25Good people
00:03:26Gather round this platform
00:03:27The next demonstration
00:03:28Will take place here
00:03:29I want now to present
00:03:31Professor Echo
00:03:32God's gifted genius
00:03:34The greatest ventriloquist
00:03:35Of the age
00:03:36The man of a hundred golden voices
00:03:38Professor Echo
00:03:40Thank you doctor
00:03:42Thank you doctor
00:03:42Thank you
00:03:43Now folks
00:03:44If you'll just gather round
00:03:45A little closer now
00:03:45Come right in a little closer
00:03:46That's it
00:03:47That's fine
00:03:48That's fine folks
00:03:49Now then
00:03:50If you'll be real quiet
00:03:51I'll see if I can get
00:03:52The little boy to say something
00:03:53Well how are you today Tommy
00:03:55Oh I'm feeling fine
00:03:56Thank you
00:03:57Well that's fine
00:03:58Now what are you going to sing
00:03:59For the folks today
00:04:00She was a butterfly's daughter
00:04:03Oh he's going to sing
00:04:04She was a butterfly's daughter
00:04:06She was a butterfly's daughter
00:04:09But he was a son of a bee
00:04:12Well how'd you like to hear
00:04:18Sweet Rosie O'Grady
00:04:19Oh
00:04:20Sweet Rosie O'Grady
00:04:22One of the good old fashioned songs
00:04:24Well that's fine
00:04:25I'm sure the folks would like to hear that
00:04:26So all right
00:04:27Let her go Tommy
00:04:28Sweet Rosie O'Grady
00:04:32Nice little love
00:04:34She nice eddy lady
00:04:37Nice eddy lady
00:04:39Well that's very fine Tommy
00:04:57That's very fine indeed
00:04:58And now ladies and gentlemen
00:05:00And now he is a sailor
00:05:02But he has a sailor
00:05:03Hey what's the matter with you
00:05:05Well there's a sailor out there
00:05:07Where?
00:05:08Oh yes
00:05:09He means you buddy
00:05:10Oh I just love sailors
00:05:13Yeah?
00:05:15Say I could go for a girl like you myself
00:05:18Say don't get fresh with me
00:05:20Oh go on
00:05:21Didn't you just say you love sailors?
00:05:23Hold on there Nick Noy
00:05:24Hold on
00:05:24That is me
00:05:25That is I know
00:05:26Don't get sore
00:05:27Don't get sore
00:05:29Oh I beg your pardon
00:05:31That's okay
00:05:31Pretty good ain't he
00:05:33Yeah I'll say he is big boy
00:05:34Look look look look
00:05:36And I don't succeed
00:05:37Now that's about enough for you Tommy
00:05:41Well that ought to be enough for the sailor too
00:05:43Well friends that's all there is to life
00:05:47Just a little laugh
00:05:49A little tear
00:05:50Now that'll make your friends laugh with you
00:05:52So much the better
00:05:53And here folks
00:05:54Here's the secret of it all
00:05:56A lifetime of merry wheezes
00:05:58All for the price of ten cents
00:05:59A dime
00:06:00A tenth part of a dollar
00:06:01Come on folks
00:06:02Ten cents
00:06:03Think of it
00:06:04For ten cents it can become the life of the party
00:06:06Here you are
00:06:07Thank you
00:06:08Now anyone else
00:06:09Oh thank you my friend
00:06:10Don't forget to read it from cover to cover
00:06:12All for ten cents
00:06:13There you are folks
00:06:14Thank you lady
00:06:16Thank you
00:06:16Anyone else now
00:06:18Anyone else for ten cents folks
00:06:20Think of it
00:06:21There you are
00:06:29Lay off that mug of mine or I'll stop you into the sodas
00:06:33Shh not in front of the boobs
00:06:48Never mind the boobs
00:06:49You're gonna do that once too often and he'll tear you to pieces
00:06:52Ah you mean I'll tear him to pieces
00:06:55Yeah you and the Swiss Navy you dumb cluck
00:06:59Come on
00:07:01Well how's tricks?
00:07:08Two tickers and a leather
00:07:1036 bucks
00:07:15Never mind I'll do the counting
00:07:17Here there Rosie
00:07:25Tonight I'm gonna give you a treat
00:07:28I'm gonna get you a nice steak
00:07:31I mean a real steak
00:07:34Mushrooms and everything
00:07:35Mushrooms
00:07:37Sure
00:07:38You're such a square guy Echo
00:07:42Yeah
00:07:43I couldn't hold out on you
00:07:49I'm glad you done that Rosie
00:07:56You know money you get that way will never do you no good
00:08:00You're next shorty
00:08:04Come on now skin your teeth and can that grouch
00:08:06You've got a lot of nice people coming in here today
00:08:08Oh dear not yet
00:08:09Got more friends than my little finger
00:08:11All them bones put together
00:08:13I wouldn't be one of them if I could
00:08:15Like it's poison them all
00:08:17All right cold blood all right
00:08:19If you have so many brains stand up and do your stuff
00:08:22And for heaven's sake smile
00:08:23What do you think you're getting paid for?
00:08:25Oh nuts
00:08:25Ladies and gentlemen gather round this platform
00:08:29And right this way please
00:08:30This way the next demonstration
00:08:32Introducing Tweedledee
00:08:34The smallest adult human creature
00:08:36Tweedledee
00:08:37Twenty pounds
00:08:38Twenty inches
00:08:39Twenty years
00:08:39The twentieth century
00:08:41Curiosity
00:08:41Oh dear the curiosity
00:08:43Cut that out
00:08:44Twenty pounds
00:08:46Mostly brains
00:08:48The demotaph daddy
00:08:50You pour him to sell
00:08:52To express the pain of your face
00:08:54You catch cold
00:08:55Shut up mouse
00:08:56Say listen
00:08:57A mouse
00:08:58Mouse that's good
00:08:58That's good
00:08:59He's been called everything in the world
00:09:01But a mouse
00:09:01I can beat you up you old mouse
00:09:05He's been my baby
00:09:13He's been my baby
00:09:17He's been my baby
00:09:18He's been my baby
00:09:22He's been my baby
00:09:23It's your pain for all
00:09:25Here
00:09:25Take this junk and get out of here
00:09:27Bug
00:09:27The cock's coming
00:09:28Beat it
00:09:28Let him have him!
00:09:33Kill him!
00:09:35Let him have him!
00:09:36Get him out!
00:09:37Hey, move!
00:09:38Come on!
00:09:39Come on!
00:09:40Get together!
00:09:41Come on!
00:09:42Get out of here!
00:09:43Come on!
00:09:44Get out of here!
00:09:47Hey!
00:09:48Hey!
00:09:49Hey!
00:09:50Let him go!
00:09:52Hey!
00:09:53Hey!
00:09:54Let him go!
00:09:55Hey!
00:09:56Hey!
00:09:57Hey!
00:09:58Now, listen, you come in with me on this, and I'll make you rich, plenty rich.
00:10:27Now, you see, my plan is so simple, so ridiculous, that it scares you.
00:10:33Well, I don't know. Are you sure?
00:10:36Sure. From tonight on, we disappear. They'll look for the midget, but there won't be no midget.
00:10:42They'll find the fingerprints of the echo, there'll be no echo.
00:10:47It sounds kind of creepy.
00:10:49I like it. It's unholy.
00:10:54That's us.
00:10:56The unholy three. Understand, from tonight on, we fade out.
00:11:02There'll be no Hercules, no Tweedledee, no echo. We just fade out.
00:11:11Hey, kids, how'd you like a canary for Christmas?
00:11:19I meant to have a lunchy.
00:11:21So would I.
00:11:23Good morning, Mrs. Gallagher. Good morning, Rosie.
00:11:33Oh! It's cold out.
00:11:35Now, I say it's cold. My hands are frozen.
00:11:38You shouldn't mind your hands. You ought to see your red cheeks.
00:11:41Now, Hector. Sell any parrots for Grandma this morning?
00:11:46Well, no, no parrots. I sold a canary bird, though.
00:11:48And there's another lady that's going to think over a Maltese cat.
00:11:51Think over a Maltese cat?
00:11:53Well, that's better than thinking under an elephant.
00:11:56Yeah. What?
00:11:58Don't let her tease you, Hector.
00:12:02Good morning, Rosie.
00:12:04Hello, Grandma. How do you do?
00:12:06She only teases you because she likes you, Hector.
00:12:10No. Only because I'm kind to all dumb animals.
00:12:14There's one she put over on you, Mr. Gallagher.
00:12:17Come, Anna. I'm going to sit home to my children.
00:12:20Yes, please.
00:12:32There, there. There comes her grandma.
00:12:36Come her grandma. There you are. There you are, darling.
00:12:40Don't cry.
00:12:42Your grandma's a nice old lady.
00:12:45Yes.
00:12:46You know, you're a whole lot like her.
00:12:48Oh, no. I'm not.
00:12:50Well, of course, you know her better than I do.
00:12:57Cold out, isn't it?
00:12:59You know, kid, you're out of place in a joint like this.
00:13:02How'd you happen to take this job, anyway?
00:13:04Well, you know, that first day I was in town,
00:13:06I was passing by and I saw the sign
00:13:08and you were standing there by the window. Remember?
00:13:11Well, you take it from me.
00:13:13There's no future in nursing monkeys or manicuring parrots.
00:13:17Oh, well, say, I'm going to night school, too, you know.
00:13:19I'm studying to be an architect.
00:13:21Well, you better stick to your blueprint,
00:13:22so the first thing you know, you'll be drawing animal crackers.
00:13:25Well, I have to work someplace,
00:13:27and I'd hate to leave here because, uh...
00:13:30Well, on account of the birds and things.
00:13:33You take a tip from me and blow.
00:13:37Why?
00:13:39Do you want me to leave here?
00:13:41Mm-hmm.
00:13:42Just for your own good.
00:13:44Because I think you're a nice kid.
00:13:46That's why.
00:13:47Do you?
00:13:48Oh, say, that's nothing to what I think of you.
00:13:52I wonder.
00:13:55Say, Hector, just what do you think of me?
00:13:59Oh, I...
00:14:01I couldn't tell you in front of all these parrots.
00:14:03Oh, you're a good old goose.
00:14:06But if you don't stop getting so smart,
00:14:08I won't be able to raise you anymore.
00:14:11Oh, Rosalie, but will you come here, please?
00:14:15All right.
00:14:25Come right in, Rosalie.
00:14:38What's the big idea?
00:14:39What's eating you now?
00:14:45You're making a play for that guy.
00:14:47Don't be silly.
00:14:48I like him because he hands me a laugh.
00:14:50Yeah?
00:14:51Well, you keep on and I'll hand you a laugh.
00:14:53You get that?
00:14:54Now, you lay off of that guy.
00:14:56Or how would you like a soap in the nose?
00:14:58Oh, cut it out.
00:14:59Nobody's gonna beat me up.
00:15:04Oh, why do you always do it when you know it burns me up?
00:15:07Why?
00:15:11Well, I can't figure you out.
00:15:13One minute you act as if you owned me
00:15:15and I was a hunk of dirt
00:15:16and then...
00:15:17then you'll pull something
00:15:18that makes me think you're almost like me.
00:15:22Now she's getting around you.
00:15:24Hey, listen.
00:15:25Please tip that boob off to who we are.
00:15:27I'll lay some lilies under your chin.
00:15:30Oh, mama's little baby getting rough.
00:15:33Da, da, da, da.
00:15:35Yeah, and I'll get off of it and keep your face on,
00:15:38you big trampoline.
00:15:39That's enough out of you.
00:15:40Oh, Hunch, Hunch, leave me alone.
00:15:43What are you doing to the beach?
00:15:44I'm gonna give my schoolgirl complexion,
00:15:46but not in the same place.
00:15:47Yeah, how would you like to have me suck you one?
00:15:49Just for luck.
00:15:50You think it would be lucky?
00:15:51Go on, Hunch.
00:15:52Yeah, I'm happy.
00:15:53Yeah, go ahead.
00:15:54Sure.
00:15:55Go ahead, you yaps.
00:15:56Fight among yourselves
00:15:57and see how long this racket lasts.
00:15:58She's right.
00:15:59I'm happy.
00:16:00I'm happy.
00:16:01I'm happy.
00:16:02I'm happy.
00:16:03Go ahead, you yaps.
00:16:04Fight among yourselves
00:16:05and see how long this racket lasts.
00:16:08She's right.
00:16:09Now cut it out.
00:16:10Well, who started it?
00:16:12Ah, shut up.
00:16:13This trouble with you guys is you're too effeminate.
00:16:25It doesn't seem as though any of these birds talk.
00:16:28Well, I'll call Mrs. O'Grady.
00:16:30She can make him speak.
00:16:32From now on, you guys are gonna do as I tell you.
00:16:34You understand?
00:16:35And as for you, don't forget what I told you about that guy in there.
00:16:38If you don't, I'll...
00:16:40Put that...
00:16:52Mrs. O'Grady!
00:16:58There's a lady out here who wants to buy a parrot
00:17:00and I can't make them talk.
00:17:01I'll look into it.
00:17:02I'll take you right here.
00:17:10You love babies, don't you?
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:13Well...
00:17:17Yeah, you want that guy?
00:17:18Oh!
00:17:23Petit Polly.
00:17:25Petit Polly.
00:17:27Petit Polly.
00:17:29Oh, happy you too.
00:17:30Good morning.
00:17:31Oh, what can I do for you?
00:17:32Well, I should like to purchase a bird.
00:17:34But none of these speaks.
00:17:36Oh!
00:17:37In your head, you old blister.
00:17:39Oh!
00:17:40Why, did you hear what he said?
00:17:42Oh, I certainly did.
00:17:44You see, this is, uh...
00:17:45His name is Admiral Suey.
00:17:47We just got him from...
00:17:49Well, I wouldn't want such a rough-seeking bird.
00:17:52Seeking bird.
00:17:53Seek.
00:17:54Mine is a Christian home.
00:17:55Oh, yes.
00:17:56Of course.
00:17:57Of course.
00:17:59Prison addict!
00:18:00Prison addict!
00:18:01Ma!
00:18:03Now, you see, this bird is much more refined.
00:18:06It is.
00:18:08Speak, but he shall not find me.
00:18:11Why, isn't that a biblical quotation?
00:18:13Oh, yes.
00:18:14You see, this bird used to belong to any simple expression.
00:18:18Oh!
00:18:20Well, Rosie.
00:18:21What?
00:18:22Well, uh...
00:18:23I was just going to say, uh...
00:18:24It's wonderful the way your grandma can make those birds talk.
00:18:27Hector, speak and make Coolidge talk.
00:18:31Huh.
00:18:33How much?
00:18:34A sexy dollar.
00:18:37Oh, uh...
00:18:38Oh, uh...
00:18:39Hi, ma'am.
00:18:40Hi, ma'am.
00:18:41Hi.
00:18:43Gift coming out, sister.
00:18:45Gift coming out.
00:18:47He has quite a sense of humor, hasn't he?
00:18:49Oh, yes.
00:18:50Now, my son-in-law will take the bird if you tell him where he lives.
00:18:53It won't be necessary.
00:18:54My car is just outside.
00:18:56South side.
00:19:17Oh, Mrs. O'Grady.
00:19:18You know, that house where we delivered the parrot yesterday was robbed last night.
00:19:22Oh, isn't that just too bad?
00:19:27Mm-hmm.
00:19:28What a shame.
00:19:29Yes, it is a shame to think such lovely people should be molested.
00:19:34What's the matter?
00:19:35Why, Herman, one of our very best customers was robbed last night.
00:19:40She was such a nice lady, too.
00:19:43Lost four valuable rings.
00:19:44Uh, uh...
00:19:45Three!
00:19:46And so it said in my paper.
00:19:47No.
00:19:48No.
00:19:49No, four, I think.
00:19:59Yes, four rings.
00:20:01A platinum wristwatch.
00:20:02A bracelet.
00:20:03Yes.
00:20:04Yes.
00:20:05And over $200 in cash.
00:20:07Why, you...
00:20:15Oh, here's your cough syrup.
00:20:20Thank you, Hector.
00:20:22That does eat one throat, doesn't it?
00:20:24Yes, it does.
00:20:26Hector, I wish you'd run down to the corner and get the afternoon paper.
00:20:29I want to see what is said.
00:20:30Oh, all right, Mrs. O'Grady.
00:20:33You go down with him, Rosie.
00:20:35But, Grandma...
00:20:36Oh, it's all right.
00:20:46Mama!
00:20:47Come on, Rosie.
00:20:48Come on, Rosie.
00:20:59So you're holding out on me, are you, you dirty rat?
00:21:02No.
00:21:03Wait a minute.
00:21:04There was an inside pocket in this wallet.
00:21:06I found out just while ago.
00:21:08I had a chance to tell you.
00:21:09Oh, you ain't.
00:21:10No.
00:21:11But, um...
00:21:12I showed it to the midge.
00:21:13Didn't I, Tadler?
00:21:15Oh, so you're in on it, too, are you?
00:21:17Oh, you didn't be an old woman.
00:21:18He was gonna tell you.
00:21:20Well, how about that extra ring?
00:21:21That was a mistake.
00:21:22There was but only three.
00:21:24Yeah, well, don't you make any more of that mistakes.
00:21:27Do you mean you call me a liar?
00:21:29Well, what do you think?
00:21:30Somebody might slap you down for talking like that, Echo.
00:21:33Yeah, well, it won't be you.
00:21:35Now, let me tell you something.
00:21:36Any time you guys think you're smart enough to operate alone, you go to it.
00:21:40But you ain't.
00:21:41And you know it.
00:21:42Now, if you want me to string along with you, you gotta shoot on the square,
00:21:44because you ain't got brains enough to double-cross me and get away with it.
00:21:47And that goes for you, too.
00:21:49Now, if you try anything like this again, I'll do the slapping down.
00:21:53Do you understand?
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:55You and who else?
00:21:56Me and who else?
00:21:57Me and I think that's who else.
00:22:01Echo, get away from the...
00:22:03What are you doing?
00:22:05Yeah, I've got two central terminals on you right now.
00:22:10Please, Echo.
00:22:11Don't let them out.
00:22:12Don't let them out.
00:22:13Well, why not?
00:22:14Oh, what's the matter?
00:22:20Good back, son.
00:22:21Good back.
00:22:22Good back.
00:22:23Good back.
00:22:24You see, Hector, I was just cleaning out the cage.
00:22:27When the ache started right from my cellulose and frightened him.
00:22:34Oh.
00:22:35You know, I don't believe that ache likes you very well, Herman.
00:22:38No, I don't believe he does.
00:22:41Oh, I'll answer it.
00:22:44Mrs. O'Grady's bird store.
00:22:48Oh, yes, Mr. Arlington.
00:22:50Oh, yes, Mr. Arlington.
00:22:52Oh.
00:22:53Well, just a minute.
00:22:55Mrs. O'Grady, here's another one of those parrots that won't talk.
00:22:58Isn't that funny?
00:22:59Steady well.
00:23:00I'll answer it.
00:23:01Here you are.
00:23:05Hello, Mr. Arlington.
00:23:09Oh, that's too bad.
00:23:11Well, I'll be right over.
00:23:12Perhaps the bird has citicosis.
00:23:15No, no, no.
00:23:16Not halitosis.
00:23:17Tavit disease.
00:23:19Yes.
00:23:20Good-bye.
00:23:22Tavit disease.
00:23:23Tavit disease.
00:23:24Tavit disease.
00:23:25Tavit disease.
00:23:26Tavit disease.
00:23:27Tavit disease.
00:23:28Tavit disease.
00:23:31Perfectly matched rubies, Mr. Arlington, as I told you.
00:23:34They're simply splendid.
00:23:36Beauties, aren't they?
00:23:37The lady from the bird store, Mr. Arlington.
00:23:39Oh, very well.
00:23:40I'll see her.
00:23:49How do you do, Mr. Arlington?
00:23:50How do you do, Mrs. Grady?
00:23:51I hope you don't mind my bringing my grandchild.
00:23:53Certainly not.
00:23:54Why, what a fine child she is.
00:23:56Oh, he.
00:23:57Oh.
00:23:58I wonder, I wonder if I could leave him here.
00:24:02You see, he might cry if he saw the, uh, the B-I-R-D.
00:24:08What?
00:24:09Of course.
00:24:10Come this way.
00:24:17I've been trying for days, and I cannot make him speak.
00:24:19Uh, Jeff, step back a little.
00:24:21Perhaps you're frightening the bird.
00:24:24Come, Polly, speak.
00:24:25Oh, for she was a butterfly snorted.
00:24:28Well, I declare.
00:24:29Spitty Polly.
00:24:30Oh, you, you must speak gently to them, saucily.
00:24:33Spitty Polly.
00:24:35Oh.
00:24:36Pitty Polly.
00:24:37Pitty Polly.
00:24:38Polly.
00:24:39Polly.
00:24:40Polly.
00:24:41Polly.
00:24:42Polly.
00:24:43Pitty Polly.
00:24:52Gimme bees.
00:24:53Gimme.
00:24:54Gimme.
00:24:55Gimme.
00:24:56Gimme bees.
00:24:57Bees.
00:24:58Oh, gimme.
00:24:59You like them?
00:25:01I don't blame you.
00:25:02My bees.
00:25:03There.
00:25:04Gimme.
00:25:05Gimme.
00:25:06Gimme, wanna see pretty bees?
00:25:07Look, look, look.
00:25:08Nice bees.
00:25:09No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:10Baby, my, no, no.
00:25:11Mase of such.
00:25:13There, there.
00:25:14Mommy, mase of such.
00:25:15Gimme…
00:25:16Oh, my bees.
00:25:17Gimme back.
00:25:18Gimme back.
00:25:19Gimme back.
00:25:20Gimme back.
00:25:22Oh my bees.
00:25:23It sounds like he wants something.
00:25:25I want a bean!
00:25:27No! In my bean!
00:25:29What is it? What is it?
00:25:31He has the rubies and he won't let go.
00:25:33I'll get them for you.
00:25:35Certainly knows good jewelry.
00:25:37No! In my bean!
00:25:39Give the beans to Granny.
00:25:41No!
00:25:45I shall give him mine.
00:25:47Now come, Willie.
00:25:49Take Granny's nice red bean.
00:25:53He's broken it.
00:25:55Oh, yes. Of course he has.
00:25:57Now, Willie, give me those. Shame on you.
00:25:59Now, come on. Put that out. Put that. There.
00:26:01Gracie.
00:26:03Why, that little rascal tried to swallow them.
00:26:05Please, let me see it.
00:26:07I do hope he hasn't damaged them seriously.
00:26:09Well, that's all right. You can fix it.
00:26:11I suppose I can.
00:26:13Oh, Willie, you're such a bad boy. I'm going to take you home.
00:26:15Now. Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:26:17Good afternoon, Miss O'German.
00:26:19If that little rascal had swallowed it,
00:26:21we never would have recovered it.
00:26:23Oh, I've recovered it all right.
00:26:25Oh, she means hermetic.
00:26:27Oh, that's quite a sense of humor.
00:26:31Yeah, then.
00:26:33Then I pinched my nose and tried to swallow it.
00:26:37If I would be there, I would have swallowed the whole necklace.
00:26:41Then I would have swallowed the whole necklace.
00:26:43Then I would say, the granny is nice, right?
00:26:45Then another second, he had acquired the whole works.
00:26:49Well, once swallowed it, we have one.
00:26:51Sure we'd have had one.
00:26:53But we couldn't go back now and get the rats having good work.
00:26:55That's right.
00:26:57That's the trouble with you guys. You try to think.
00:26:59Say, it's a lot of fun, Christmas shopping, isn't it?
00:27:01Yes. Wonderful what you can get in the five and ten.
00:27:03Oh, I know one young couple that furnished their whole apartment there.
00:27:07They have two children now.
00:27:09Well, you can't get them at the five and ten.
00:27:11Oh.
00:27:16Be careful with that tree.
00:27:25I hope I didn't wake your grandma.
00:27:27I hope not. If you did, our little party's over.
00:27:37You know, Hector, I never thought I'd get a kick out of this Christmas bunk.
00:27:42But I do.
00:27:43Oh, it's the greatest thing in the world.
00:27:49Who is it, please?
00:27:52It's me and Hector, Grandma.
00:27:56Well, Rosie, will you come in?
00:28:02All right.
00:28:07What's the boob doing out there?
00:28:19Listen to this and laugh your head off.
00:28:21He's out there with a Christmas tree.
00:28:23For little Willie.
00:28:24For him?
00:28:26Sure, he's got enough toys to choke a whale.
00:28:31Hey, didn't I tell you to lay off that guy?
00:28:33Oh, don't be so sick.
00:28:34I wasn't with him.
00:28:35I met him on the corner, heading for here.
00:28:38First, I thought he was a tree.
00:28:40Never mind the funny dove.
00:28:42You keep away from him.
00:28:53What is it, Hector?
00:28:54May I bring the tree in now?
00:28:56Oh, um, just a minute.
00:28:58All right.
00:28:59Well, you see what they've done?
00:29:00Now, he's going to wonder why you can't bring him in here.
00:29:01Oh, let me go out.
00:29:02I'll keep him busy till you get dressed.
00:29:03No, you bring him in here.
00:29:04What do you want him here for?
00:29:05Well, I want to keep an eye on him.
00:29:06Now, you wait for me in the kitchen.
00:29:07You mean you want to keep an eye on Rosie and him?
00:29:08Shut up.
00:29:09I won't shut up.
00:29:10It's what's the matter.
00:29:11He's jealous.
00:29:12What, you little...
00:29:13Well, he's right.
00:29:14We got to be started.
00:29:15We can't sit around here till we got the corns...
00:29:17because you are crazy about this dizzy, frail.
00:29:18So, you'll get back in that kitchen.
00:29:19Oh, I don't know whether I will or not.
00:29:22Oh, you're going to battle with me again, huh?
00:29:24No, battling at all.
00:29:25I've just been telling you...
00:29:26Well, you'll get back in that kitchen as I tell you to.
00:29:28All right, all right.
00:29:29You're gonna have to be a soul,
00:29:31You'll be a soul, my soul.
00:29:32All right, all right.
00:29:33You're gonna have to be a soul about it.
00:29:35I don't know.
00:29:36What do you have to tell by?
00:29:37This one is all about it.
00:29:38And you'll be a soul.
00:29:39Hey, this one is all about it.
00:29:41Get back in that kitchen as I tell you to.
00:29:43All right, all right. You're going to have to be sore about it.
00:29:46Oh, ain't no baby.
00:29:50All right, bring the boob in with his Christmas tree.
00:29:53And remember, I'll be in the next room.
00:29:56For crying out wet.
00:29:58Don't you forget.
00:30:04Come in, Hector.
00:30:08Was your grandma across?
00:30:10No, but she wanted to help us.
00:30:15But I hope she'll go back to bed.
00:30:17Oh, so do I.
00:30:18Say, this is going to be great, fixing this thing up.
00:30:21Sure.
00:30:22Just, uh, just the two of us.
00:30:25Grandma might hear you.
00:30:27Oh, say, I don't care.
00:30:40Say, it's a lot of fun trimming a Christmas tree, isn't it?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45You know, Hector, I never had a Christmas tree.
00:30:49You didn't?
00:30:50Oh, gosh, didn't you ever help your little brothers and sisters, or, I mean, trim one for them?
00:30:55Hmm.
00:30:56I never had any brothers or sisters.
00:30:58Gee, you must have been lonesome.
00:31:00Oh, Hector.
00:31:02Oh, Hector.
00:31:05Yes, Miss O'Grady?
00:31:06You can go home if you like.
00:31:08Rosie and I will trim the tree.
00:31:12Oh, you go to bed, Mrs. O'Grady.
00:31:15Uh, Rosie and I like doing it.
00:31:19Rosie, you come in here.
00:31:21All right.
00:31:23Oh, Rosie, try to get her to go to bed.
00:31:27I'll try.
00:31:35Now, listen, you've got to get rid of that guy.
00:31:37We're going to do that Arlington job tonight.
00:31:39Say, can't I even have Christmas to myself?
00:31:41Oh, Christmas Eve is the only time we can do this job.
00:31:44Then pull it next Christmas Eve.
00:31:46Say, don't you think I'm human?
00:31:48Then you do as I tell you.
00:31:50You listen to me.
00:31:51You pull anything you want tonight, but let me alone.
00:31:54Oh, you.
00:32:00What did you say, Grandma?
00:32:03Nothing, Rosie.
00:32:07But I think you ought to stay in bed, Grandma.
00:32:19What's she saying?
00:32:20Oh, I'm mad at her.
00:32:21She won't go to bed.
00:32:22Oh, gee.
00:32:32Hmm.
00:32:33Him bossing me means my strength.
00:32:35Oh, Becky, you're swearing me so.
00:32:38You know you're afraid of him.
00:32:40Who's afraid of who?
00:32:41You're the one that should have been the old woman.
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44Not that kind of a gab.
00:32:45Oh, I heard.
00:32:46Sarcasm does penetrate that big squirrels.
00:32:49Keep still.
00:32:50The bigger the animal is, the less brains it's got.
00:32:53Boy, I forgot that goes for guts, too.
00:32:54Elephants are afraid of mice.
00:32:56You're afraid of echo.
00:32:57Maybe you're afraid of me, too.
00:32:58Let's see.
00:32:59Oh!
00:33:00Ah, shut up.
00:33:01I ain't afraid of nobody.
00:33:02Well, if you're not afraid of him, let's go.
00:33:03We'll pull the job ourselves.
00:33:04Now, wait a minute.
00:33:05Sure.
00:33:06Wait.
00:33:07Hesitate.
00:33:08Consider it.
00:33:09Do as you're told.
00:33:10I'm disgusted with you.
00:33:11You big monstrosity.
00:33:12You and your strength.
00:33:14Say, this is great.
00:33:37Maybe your grandma won't come out after all, huh?
00:33:40Well, you know, Hector, I...
00:33:42Oh, hello, Mrs. O'Grady.
00:33:44My, my, my. Isn't that a beautiful tree?
00:33:48Well, I'm glad you like it. Won't you sit down?
00:33:51Yes, thank you, Hector.
00:33:54I do like it.
00:33:56But, Hector, don't you think you're going to a great deal of trouble for little Willie?
00:34:00Well, it isn't only for little Willie.
00:34:06Mrs. O'Grady, can you keep a secret?
00:34:09Certainly.
00:34:11I'm going to ask Rosie to marry me.
00:34:14But I'm not going to give her the ring until tomorrow.
00:34:17Unless I get up nerve enough to ask her tonight.
00:34:20Oh, I'd advise you to wait until tomorrow.
00:34:23Would you?
00:34:24Yeah.
00:34:25Thanks.
00:34:27Oh, you're yellow, you big fluffer. You go with me.
00:34:30What's that?
00:34:31You know what I said? You're yellow.
00:34:33Why, you dirty little rat. I'll show you.
00:34:36Hey, let me get down there. What's the matter with you?
00:34:39Hey!
00:34:40Hey!
00:34:41Why, let me get down!
00:34:42Hey!
00:34:43Oh, you big...
00:34:44Shut your boys a little mother. I'll shut it for you.
00:34:46Hey!
00:34:47Well, let me get down there.
00:34:48You go where you want it or not.
00:34:49I should show you.
00:34:50Come on, let's go.
00:34:51You be the boss, Mrs. O'Grady. Tell us what to do.
00:35:00I have a better idea.
00:35:02I'll give you children some nice tea.
00:35:04Fine.
00:35:08I hope she has to go to China for that tea.
00:35:10Hey, XC!
00:35:11Baby, millionaire murdered! Read all about her!
00:35:12John Arlington murdered in his own house by June's knees!
00:35:16Hey, XC!
00:35:17Baby! Baby!
00:35:18Hey, look, please!
00:35:19Baby!
00:35:20Baby!
00:35:21Millionaire murdered!
00:35:22I told you guys never to carry a gun!
00:35:23I did it over the gun, didn't I?
00:35:24Why do you keep harping on it?
00:35:25Well, let him hop on it.
00:35:26I like to think about it.
00:35:27Oh, spare my life, Mr. O'Grady.
00:35:28Spare my life!
00:35:29Oh, you filthy!
00:35:30Oh, you filthy!
00:35:31Oh, you filthy!
00:35:32Oh, you filthy!
00:35:33Oh, you filthy!
00:35:34Hey, XC!
00:35:35Baby!
00:35:36Baby!
00:35:37Baby!
00:35:38Baby!
00:35:39Baby!
00:35:40Baby!
00:35:41Baby!
00:35:42Baby!
00:35:43Baby!
00:35:44Baby!
00:35:45Baby!
00:35:46Baby!
00:35:47Baby!
00:35:48Baby!
00:35:49Baby!
00:35:50Baby!
00:35:51Baby!
00:35:52Baby!
00:35:53Look, there's a body of you!
00:35:54Cut it out!
00:35:55You bought over, you cut it out!
00:35:56I'm sick of it.
00:35:57Yes, and you'll be a whole lot sicker if I don't do some fast thinking!
00:35:59I don't mind think about it!
00:36:00I want you to go out and leave me alone!
00:36:02Yes, if I left you alone, you'd try!
00:36:04The both of you would fry!
00:36:09Did anybody outside of yourself know that the rubies were in the house?
00:36:13I don't think so, sir!
00:36:14Did you...
00:36:15There was an old woman from a bird store who saw the rubies!
00:36:18Oh, yeah?
00:36:20Did you see this old woman?
00:36:22Why, yes, sir, I showed her in.
00:36:24You forget easy, don't you?
00:36:27Well, you guys are going to listen to me from now on,
00:36:30or you won't be here to listen to anybody.
00:36:32What do you expect tomorrow night?
00:36:34Say, can't you realize that?
00:36:36If you don't want a part of this Arlington junk,
00:36:39on account of how we got them,
00:36:41then me and the Midge will split them.
00:36:43Sure.
00:36:44You put that stuff back in the safe,
00:36:46and you do it right now.
00:36:48Yeah?
00:36:49Yeah, right now.
00:36:51Well, you don't have to get sore about it.
00:36:54Go ahead, look, put him back.
00:36:56Let's shoot on the square.
00:37:03Oh, good morning.
00:37:04Howdy.
00:37:05Mr. O'Grady in?
00:37:06I think so.
00:37:07I'd like to speak to her, please.
00:37:08All right, I'll tell her.
00:37:19Who is it?
00:37:20There's a gentleman here to see you, Mrs. O'Grady.
00:37:24Oh, just a moment.
00:37:27She'll see you in just a minute.
00:37:28All right.
00:37:29Mm-hmm.
00:37:31That's right.
00:37:32Thank you, Mrs. O'Grady.
00:37:34Okay.
00:37:36Okay.
00:37:38.
00:37:40Good morning.
00:37:42All right.
00:37:44All right.
00:37:45Good morning.
00:37:46Look.
00:37:48All right.
00:37:50Hmm.
00:37:51Yes.
00:37:52Good morning.
00:37:53All right.
00:37:55How do you do?
00:38:06How do you do?
00:38:06Mrs. O'Grady?
00:38:07Yes, sir.
00:38:08I'm from police headquarters.
00:38:10Oh, a bit happy?
00:38:12Yes.
00:38:15Won't you be seated?
00:38:20Hello, Kitty.
00:38:22How are you?
00:38:22Now, I suppose you're going to try and sell me some tickets, aren't you?
00:38:26No, it's not tickets this time.
00:38:37I see you've been reading about the murder.
00:38:40Oh, yes.
00:38:41And isn't it terrible?
00:38:43You know, Mr. Ollington was one of my very best customers.
00:38:48He was over at the Ollington home yesterday afternoon, weren't you?
00:38:51Yes.
00:38:52I sold him a parrot last week.
00:38:56While you were there, was the man from Cartier's delivering a necklace?
00:39:02Oh, yes.
00:39:03And it was a beautiful necklace.
00:39:06But the baby wanted to play with him.
00:39:08Where did he be?
00:39:09Where did he be?
00:39:09While you were looking at the rubies, was the butler in the room?
00:39:15Well, let me see.
00:39:17Let me see.
00:39:19Well, really, I can't remember.
00:39:24The reason I asked is, sometimes the smallest things give us a clue.
00:39:28Oh, yes, of course.
00:39:33I see the shiny clothes have been here all right.
00:39:35Yes, it is.
00:39:38Gee, that's a cute gadget, isn't it, huh?
00:39:40Isn't that a cute thing?
00:39:41Whoop!
00:39:42Fall down, huh?
00:39:45Gee.
00:39:45Well, I'll say that's a perfect elephant.
00:39:53They didn't have anything like that when I was a kid.
00:39:56No, of course not.
00:39:58My cow.
00:40:00Cow.
00:40:01My cow.
00:40:03Oh, I see.
00:40:04What if she's cow?
00:40:06Cow.
00:40:07You want it, son?
00:40:08My cow.
00:40:09All right, get ready.
00:40:11Catch it?
00:40:12All right.
00:40:12Yes.
00:40:20There's something inside of it.
00:40:24How does this thing open?
00:40:26Oh, saddle pack and all, huh?
00:40:31Hey, just a minute, mister.
00:40:33What's the matter?
00:40:34Give this back to the boy.
00:40:36Wow.
00:40:37Oh, you see, my, my son-in-law doesn't like to have the baby tea.
00:40:48My candy.
00:40:50Oh, I see.
00:40:51He wanted his candy.
00:40:53That's what he wanted.
00:40:57Oh, Willie.
00:40:58Willie, Willie.
00:41:00Quiet, quiet.
00:41:01Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice.
00:41:03He makes so much noise.
00:41:05Would you like to go in the other room?
00:41:06Oh, never mind.
00:41:07I'll be running along.
00:41:13Who delivered that parrot?
00:41:15Hector.
00:41:16Hector?
00:41:16Who's Hector?
00:41:17Why, he's my clerk.
00:41:18Shall I speak to him?
00:41:19No.
00:41:20I'll see him on my way out.
00:41:22Goodbye.
00:41:23Goodbye.
00:41:24Merry Christmas.
00:41:28Hey, son.
00:41:29Who delivered that parrot to Arlington?
00:41:31Gee, I don't know.
00:41:32I'll have to look that up.
00:41:36Hey, watch out for that cash register.
00:41:44Say, that's funny.
00:41:45I delivered that parrot myself.
00:41:47Oh.
00:41:49You did, eh?
00:41:51Yeah, I did.
00:41:53You forget easy, don't you?
00:41:57Yeah, I guess that's right.
00:41:58Well, I'll be seeing you later.
00:42:09That dick's got a line on us.
00:42:10We've got to feed fast.
00:42:11It looks like he's a spectator.
00:42:13Let's plant the rubies in his room.
00:42:16That's a hunch.
00:42:17We can't do that.
00:42:19Why not?
00:42:20We might lose the rubies.
00:42:22We might lose the rubies.
00:42:24We might go to the chair.
00:42:25Red beads.
00:42:28Pretty little red beads.
00:42:31Shitty, tiny, tiny, tiny.
00:42:34You sleep at this.
00:42:48Better?
00:42:49Oh, a lot.
00:42:50Some more coffee?
00:42:51No, thanks.
00:42:53Oh, say, this is wonderful.
00:42:54The coffee?
00:42:56Oh, no, no.
00:42:57I mean, just being here with you and having supper and everything.
00:43:01Oh.
00:43:02Well, I guess you've never been away from home on Christmas before.
00:43:05Oh, well, it isn't only that.
00:43:06I mean, it would be wonderful to be with you any night.
00:43:09Every night.
00:43:10That is, every evening.
00:43:13Hector, you're getting very bold.
00:43:15Well, I don't mean to be bold, but, oh, Rosie, there's no use beating around the bush.
00:43:22You know how I feel.
00:43:24I've, I've been saving up my money and hoping that, well, here.
00:43:33Will you take a look at this?
00:43:37Why, it's your bank book.
00:43:38Sure.
00:43:39Gee, you're a funny bird, Hector.
00:44:00Why, what's the matter?
00:44:04Don't you think it's enough for us to start on?
00:44:06Oh, say, if I loved a man, he wouldn't have to have a dime.
00:44:12If you loved a man.
00:44:15Sure.
00:44:17I see.
00:44:24Well.
00:44:27Oh, why didn't you tell me this before?
00:44:30Why have you let me go on?
00:44:32Oh, I was only kidding you.
00:44:34Well, I guess I should have known that.
00:44:58Good night, Rosie.
00:45:00Good-bye, Hector.
00:45:01Good-bye, Hector.
00:45:04Good-bye, Hector.
00:45:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:40Rosie.
00:45:42Oh, why'd you come back?
00:45:44Oh, what are you crying for?
00:45:46Oh, I tried so hard to keep you from knowing.
00:45:48Rosie, do you mean you do?
00:45:50Oh, sure I do.
00:45:51Oh.
00:45:52But I'm not the kind of a girl for you.
00:45:53Oh, Rosie.
00:45:54I've been a crook.
00:45:55What?
00:45:56Yes, a crook in a pickpocket.
00:45:57Oh, you don't mean that, do you?
00:45:58You think I'm telling you this for fun?
00:46:00It's the truth.
00:46:01I wasn't brought up on green grass and apple pie and Christmas tree like that.
00:46:04and Christmas tree like you was.
00:46:06I've been frappin' around since I was 14.
00:46:11Oh, don't cry like that, honey.
00:46:13Why,
00:46:14why, I've done some pretty bad things myself
00:46:18when I was young.
00:46:19Oh.
00:46:22Oh.
00:46:26Oh, Edgar.
00:46:34Oh, no.
00:46:56Did you plant it?
00:46:57Oh, how?
00:47:02Well, I, I've got to go now.
00:47:03Good night, Hector.
00:47:05Good night.
00:47:07Oh, gee, would you have made this a great Christmas, Rosie.
00:47:33Oh, gee, would you have made this a great Christmas, Rosie.
00:47:57Ain't you the little kitty?
00:48:01Oh, gee, Hector, I ain't kidding. This is on the level.
00:48:06I love him.
00:48:11Thanks.
00:48:21What are you going to do?
00:48:31You'll find out soon enough.
00:48:44Arlington murder arrested.
00:48:46Missing jewels found in prisoner's closet.
00:48:48Hector McDonald exclaims any knowledge regarding the jewels...
00:48:52...that were found in his room...
00:48:53...and asserts that at the time of the murder...
00:48:55...was trimming a Christmas tree at Mrs. O'Grady's bird store.
00:48:59Horribly!
00:49:01What's the matter?
00:49:03Oh, what a bonehead I was not to think of that.
00:49:05What?
00:49:07What?
00:49:08Come on, spit it out.
00:49:09What?
00:49:10Investigate this.
00:49:11The cops will be here any minute.
00:49:12But when they do, they won't find no Mrs. O'Grady here.
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:15We're going to get out of here.
00:49:16Come on.
00:49:17Now, wait a minute.
00:49:18I say there is going to be Mrs. O'Grady.
00:49:20That cop sold me here.
00:49:21Get out of my way.
00:49:22You guys can get out of your makeup.
00:49:24I can't.
00:49:25You've got to stick with me.
00:49:26Get out of my way, I said.
00:49:37Now, got this.
00:49:38I'm not going for the chair alone.
00:49:43And neither is Hector McDonald.
00:49:45Now, laugh that off, you big stiff.
00:49:47Well, Rosie, what do you mean?
00:49:52What do you think I mean?
00:49:55What are you going to do?
00:49:59You'll find out soon enough.
00:50:03Oh, now, listen, Rosie.
00:50:07Listen, now, you wouldn't do anything if you might be sorry for it yet.
00:50:12Come on.
00:50:13Stop it!
00:50:14He got it!
00:50:15Stop it!
00:50:16Stop it!
00:50:17Stop it!
00:50:18Stop it!
00:50:19Stop it!
00:50:20Stop it!
00:50:21Keep it quiet!
00:50:22You wouldn't have to spare one day.
00:50:23You shut up.
00:50:24I'll get you there.
00:50:25Bring her in the other of it.
00:50:26But I tell you, I haven't the least idea of how that necklace got into my room.
00:50:28No?
00:50:29No.
00:50:30Regan's gone out.
00:50:31He's on his way to a Grady's bird store.
00:50:32All right.
00:50:33Well, I haven't worn that suit for three days.
00:50:35All right, boys.
00:50:36Bring her out.
00:50:37Hurry up!
00:50:38Hurry up!
00:50:39Hurry up!
00:50:40Get her in that car and keep her quiet.
00:50:41Hurry up!
00:50:42She passed out!
00:50:46Keep an eye on her while I've got my back.
00:51:01Where's Eggos?
00:51:02Eggos!
00:51:03Let me see.
00:51:04Outside!
00:51:05Hup!
00:51:06Hup!
00:51:07Hup!
00:51:08Hup!
00:51:09Hup!
00:51:10Hup!
00:51:11Hup!
00:51:12Hey!
00:51:13What are you going to do with it, Eddie?
00:51:14I'm going to sit him with me in case you give another notion about choking people.
00:51:17Don't I?
00:51:18Don't let him lose.
00:51:19Well, you better get out that door.
00:51:21Hup!
00:51:22Hup!
00:51:23Hup!
00:51:24Hup!
00:51:25Hup!
00:51:26Hup!
00:51:27Hup!
00:51:28Hup!
00:51:29Hup!
00:51:30Hup!
00:51:31Hup!
00:51:32Hup!
00:51:33Come on, and open that door in there!
00:51:35Come on, open it up!
00:51:36There's nothing wrong in there, sweetie.
00:51:38Hup!
00:51:39Hup!
00:51:40Hup!
00:51:41Hup!
00:51:42Come in there, Trey.
00:51:43Hang on.
00:51:44Right now.
00:51:45Down now.
00:51:46Down now, sir.
00:51:47All right, sweetie.
00:51:48Break her in.
00:51:49All right.
00:51:50Right now.
00:51:51Get back now.
00:51:52Get back now.
00:51:53Get back now!
00:51:54Get back now!
00:51:55Get back!
00:51:59And you spent all of Christmas Eve trimming the tree?
00:52:04Yes, sir.
00:52:05What time did you finish?
00:52:06It was after 12 o'clock.
00:52:08And you say Mrs. O'Grady was in the room with you all evening?
00:52:11Yes, sir.
00:52:12And this girl Rosie was there, too?
00:52:13Yes, sir.
00:52:14I've told you that.
00:52:15She was a very good friend of yours, wasn't she?
00:52:17Yes, sir.
00:52:18And now, both of these good friends have vanished into thin air.
00:52:20Yes, sir.
00:52:21How do you explain that?
00:52:23I can't explain it.
00:52:24Oh, I see.
00:52:25Oh, but they'll come.
00:52:26Rosie'll come.
00:52:27She'll get here somehow.
00:52:29I know she will.
00:52:30Oh, they were there that night.
00:52:32It's true.
00:52:33You've got to believe me.
00:52:35It's true.
00:52:36Uh-huh.
00:52:38Does the defendant's attorney intend to produce the alleged witnesses, Mrs. O'Grady, her granddaughter and her grandchild?
00:52:44We are making every effort to locate them.
00:52:47Undoubtedly.
00:52:52Just a moment, please.
00:52:53I am not through with you yet.
00:52:57Oh, I wish I had someone to love me, someone to calm me down.
00:53:14Oh, girls, don't you wish to get married?
00:53:18Oh, will you stop it?
00:53:19I'm tired of living alone.
00:53:22Come on.
00:53:23Get back.
00:53:24Get back.
00:53:25Get back.
00:53:26Get back down.
00:53:27Ah!
00:53:28Ah!
00:53:29Get back!
00:53:30I'm...
00:53:31I'm...
00:53:32I'm going to a new day tomorrow and leave my poor darling alone with the cold present bars all around me and my head on earth.
00:53:54Ah!
00:53:55You leave my stuff alone.
00:53:58Oh, what's eating you?
00:54:00I was only kidding her because she's crying again.
00:54:03Well, what are you crying about now?
00:54:05She's reading about the book's fire.
00:54:08You shut up.
00:54:14Hey.
00:54:15Hey.
00:54:16I want to see you outside.
00:54:17I want to see you outside.
00:54:30Come on.
00:54:31Come on.
00:54:47Those two are getting to me again.
00:54:49Yeah.
00:54:50So I noticed.
00:54:51I don't trust them.
00:54:52Neither do I.
00:54:54Hug.
00:54:57What about with us two?
00:55:00Dividing and stuff.
00:55:02What do you mean?
00:55:30If you bump one off, you got a button bolt.
00:55:40What's the matter, you yellow?
00:55:45Maybe I got a better plan.
00:55:47Oh, shut up.
00:55:48You got a nerve crying about him in front of me.
00:55:50It ain't only just for him.
00:55:51It's what you're doing.
00:55:52All of you.
00:55:53Letting that poor fellow go to the chair for something he didn't do.
00:55:55Oh, he didn't the chair yet.
00:55:56And if he goes, well, it's just his tough luck for getting mixed up with a bunch of crooks and pickpockets.
00:56:02Oh, get him out of it, Echo.
00:56:03You can do it.
00:56:04If you don't, you'll always have his face in front of you.
00:56:05His face going to his death.
00:56:06Well, take a chance.
00:56:07Oh, Echo, please.
00:56:08Try to do something.
00:56:09Why?
00:56:10Why should I?
00:56:11For me.
00:56:12Do it for me.
00:56:13Yeah.
00:56:14Do it for you.
00:56:15Because you're crazy about him.
00:56:16Because you want to marry him.
00:56:17I ain't in love with him.
00:56:18I just want him to be all right.
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:26Oh, I'd like him sure, but now if you do this, if you'll get him out of it, I'll never see him again.
00:56:29You can have me always.
00:56:32You can have me always.
00:56:33Hey, I'm out of here.
00:56:34Let's go.
00:56:35Get me up.
00:56:36Get me.
00:56:37It's all out of here.
00:56:38You can have a good way.
00:56:39You can have me always.
00:56:40I'll never see him again. You can have me always.
00:56:44I got you now, and I'm going to keep you.
00:56:46Oh, sure you can keep me, but what'll it get you?
00:56:48You don't want me that way.
00:56:51Oh, Echo, wouldn't you rather have me liking you,
00:56:54not thinking you were something mean and cold-blooded like Herc and the Midge?
00:56:58Wouldn't you rather have me... have me strong for you,
00:57:02thankful and alive, wanted to be with you?
00:57:06That's a great line of chatter, but it don't go with me.
00:57:10Gee, you're a smart guy.
00:57:13You were hot stuff for the near-sighted old ladies in the parrot store,
00:57:16but when it comes to doing something decent,
00:57:18you're afraid to take the chance. You're yellow.
00:57:21Hey, listen, you're trying to pass the buck for me, ain't you?
00:57:23So they'll get me, and you can hire him.
00:57:27No, you don't love him.
00:57:29All right, all right. I do love him. I am in love with him.
00:57:33I'll always love him. And if you let him die, I'll hate you.
00:57:36Do you hear me? I'll hate the sight of you.
00:57:38I'll lose you every time you touch me.
00:57:41I'll be hoping every minute that you'd both stand!
00:57:43Ah!
00:57:44I'll even take that from you, Echo, if you'll do what I ask.
00:57:47I'll even take that from you, Echo, if you'll do what I ask.
00:57:51Did I... I mean...
00:57:53Did I... I mean...
00:57:57The utter futility of this attempt at alibi,
00:58:00and the positive discovery of the stolen necklace concealed in the room of the accused?
00:58:05The utter futility of this attempt at alibi,
00:58:07and the positive discovery of the stolen necklace concealed in the room of the accused?
00:58:13Constitutes, I think, ladies and gentlemen,
00:58:14constitutes, I think, a plain case for conviction.
00:58:18I didn't know the jewels were there.
00:58:19But you've told them that.
00:58:20And I'm going to ask you to find the defendant guilty of murder in the first degree.
00:58:33Do you think they'll convict him?
00:58:35He'll go to the chair.
00:58:36It's a cinch.
00:58:37Ladies and gentlemen,
00:58:38I have seldom encountered a case where the facts are so simple and so self-evident
00:58:42as they are in this case before us here today.
00:58:44I'm going to ask you to find the defendant guilty of murder in the first degree.
00:58:48I'm going to ask you to find the defendant guilty of murder in the first degree.
00:58:51A felony guilty of murder is guilty of murder in the first degree.
00:59:04And some jewelry has been stolen.
00:59:07There is no doubt about the motive for the murder.
00:59:11And there is no doubt that whoever stole those jewels committed that hideous crime.
00:59:18Now, the evidence has proved to you that some of those jewels were found in the possession of Hector MacDonald.
00:59:26Hector MacDonald contends he knew nothing about them or how they came into his possession.
00:59:32And his only defense is a vague story about three people who have mysteriously disappeared.
00:59:41Who can they be? Who are they?
00:59:45These three mysterious people whom have so mysteriously disappeared and the defense cannot or dare not produce.
00:59:58It is quite obvious, ladies and gentlemen, that they are either accomplices to the crime or else they are pure figments of imagination.
01:00:08We have heard a great deal today about the fallibility of circumstantial evidence.
01:00:14Our sympathies have been appealed to.
01:00:17A great deal has been said about the accused being a good boy, having gone to church and has a great many respectable friends in his hometown.
01:00:29Such appeals to our sympathies are always made when there are no solid facts to defend a man accused.
01:00:44Now, for my part, I am very happy to hear that he has a great many respectable friends in his hometown and has always gone to church on Sunday.
01:00:57But I am horrified, as I know that all of you must be, when we know that he uses this cloak of respectability to cover up his complicity in robbery and murder.
01:01:11Now, there are only two points for us to remember in this case, ladies and gentlemen, and these points speak more strongly than anything which I may say.
01:01:23John Arlington is dead.
01:01:25He was killed when he tried to protect himself and his property.
01:01:30That is the first fact.
01:01:32And John Arlington's jewels were found in the pocket of Hector McDonald's coat.
01:01:37With these facts clearly before us, gentlemen, it is not necessary for me to remind you of your duty.
01:01:43Of the attempt that we are making to grind out ruthlessly under the stern heel of justice the ugly breed of criminals that are threatening the lives and safety of all of us.
01:01:53I shall leave all the emotionalism in this case in the hands of a fairly able attorney for the defense.
01:02:01Here, look at this.
01:02:03That's Mrs. O'Grady's handwriting, but she isn't here.
01:02:06Where did you get this?
01:02:07Why, in my hand here, on the desk.
01:02:09What are you going to do about it?
01:02:11We have nothing to lose.
01:02:14Your Honor.
01:02:15I beg to ask for a postponement of this case until tomorrow morning.
01:02:20What?
01:02:21To produce new evidence.
01:02:22Keep hostess, Your Honor.
01:02:23I object.
01:02:24In a case where a man's life is at stake, we cannot refuse any reasonable request.
01:02:30On what ground?
01:02:31I hope to be able to produce the missing witness, Mrs. O'Grady.
01:02:32I object, Your Honor.
01:02:33I'm beginning to have my doubt that there is such a person as Mrs. O'Grady.
01:02:34Oh, yes, there is, Your Honor.
01:02:35Cease this disorder in the court.
01:02:36In order that the defense may produce the missing witness.
01:02:37I object, Your Honor.
01:02:38I object.
01:02:39I object.
01:02:40In a case where a man's life is at stake, we cannot refuse any reasonable request.
01:02:45On what ground?
01:02:46I hope to be able to produce the missing witness, Mrs. O'Grady.
01:02:50I object, Your Honor.
01:02:51I'm beginning to have my doubt that there is such a person as Mrs. O'Grady.
01:02:55Oh, yes, there is, Your Honor.
01:02:57Cease this disorder in the court.
01:03:02In order that the defense may produce the missing witness, Mrs. O'Grady,
01:03:07this court is adjourned until 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.
01:03:19Now, Mrs. O'Grady, what were you doing on Christmas Eve?
01:03:24I was trimming a Christmas tree.
01:03:27Was Hector MacDonald helping you?
01:03:30Yes, he was.
01:03:32And was there anyone else with you trimming the Christmas tree besides Hector MacDonald?
01:03:37Why, yes.
01:03:38My granddaughter, Rosie O'Grady.
01:03:40And, well, we had put the baby to bed.
01:03:43A boy or girl?
01:03:45Yes, sir.
01:03:47Oh, I mean, a boy, sir.
01:03:51And how long were you both with Mr. MacDonald?
01:03:55Oh, it was, uh, it was past midnight when we finished.
01:04:00Are you sure of that?
01:04:03Oh, yes, I'm quite positive.
01:04:05I heard the clock strike 12 while we were all there.
01:04:08That's all.
01:04:09One moment, please.
01:04:11As far as I'm concerned.
01:04:13Oh, dear, is there some more?
01:04:15Yes, uh, one or two questions.
01:04:17Now, uh, there is another member of your family, uh, who is also hard to locate.
01:04:24This big man, your son, I believe.
01:04:26Oh, my son-in-law, the baby's father.
01:04:29Oh, yes.
01:04:30Now, was he also there that evening trimming the tree?
01:04:34Well, no.
01:04:35Well, was he in bed, too?
01:04:37I think so.
01:04:40You see, I don't put him to death.
01:04:43Oh, no.
01:04:46Oh, now you are moaning around again.
01:04:49Why did he act so scared of Mrs. Eccles going to town?
01:04:52Well, I'm not.
01:04:54When did he say get back?
01:04:56Say, Rosie, what's the difference when he comes back?
01:04:59But what are you, uh, worrying about him for?
01:05:02I'm not worried about him, only...
01:05:05the way you look at me.
01:05:08You and that horrible little Midge.
01:05:11You give me the creeps.
01:05:13Yes.
01:05:14Well, no wonder.
01:05:15The Midge wanted me to bump you off an echo.
01:05:18Then split two ways with him.
01:05:20I don't believe it.
01:05:22I don't believe he could be that rotten.
01:05:24He ain't any rotten than an echo.
01:05:26Neither one of them got any principles.
01:05:28Now, if you have any sense, you duck with me.
01:05:32You're asking me to run away with you?
01:05:34Yes.
01:05:35I'm pretty about you.
01:05:37While echo is gone, we have got our chance.
01:05:40We tie up the Midge and beat it.
01:05:42Then you and I may split the stock.
01:05:44Oh, be yourself.
01:05:46I've got the Midge.
01:05:47Oh, my God.
01:05:48I'm ready.
01:05:49Oh, leave me.
01:05:50Oh, my God.
01:05:51Oh, my God.
01:05:52Oh, my God.
01:05:53Oh, my God.
01:05:54Oh, my God.
01:05:55Hey, you.
01:05:56Oh, my God.
01:05:58Oh, my God.
01:05:59Oh, my God.
01:06:12No!
01:06:12No!
01:06:13No!
01:06:14No!
01:06:14No!
01:06:15No!
01:06:15No!
01:06:37Go on!
01:06:42Oh, wait!
01:06:43Stop!
01:06:45Oh, wait, oh, wait!
01:06:48Oh, stop!
01:06:53Oh, wait, wait!
01:06:56Oh.
01:06:58Oh, oh, oh.
01:07:02Oh, no!
01:07:05Oh, stop!
01:07:07Wait!
01:07:08Stop!
01:07:09Stop!
01:07:10Wait!
01:07:11Take me away! Take me away!
01:07:13Don't go away without me! Take me away!
01:07:16Mrs. O'Grady, you don't know where your son-in-law is,
01:07:19you don't know where your granddaughter Rosie is,
01:07:21or your darling baby great-grandchild is, do you?
01:07:24No, sir.
01:07:25But you remember perfectly well every detail
01:07:27of what happened on Christmas Eve four months ago.
01:07:29Yes, sir.
01:07:30You remember trimming the tree,
01:07:31but you don't remember anything else
01:07:33except that you were on some mysterious farm in the country.
01:07:36Yes, sir.
01:07:37In short, Mrs. O'Grady, you don't remember anything else
01:07:40except what you want to remember, do you?
01:07:43Oh, I have such a headache.
01:07:55Well, I'm sorry, Mrs. O'Grady, if you have a headache, I...
01:07:59I didn't mean to make you nervous.
01:08:01Oh, it's much better now. Thank you.
01:08:03You see, I'm only attempting to drive her the truth.
01:08:06Yes, of course.
01:08:07Now, Mrs. O'Grady...
01:08:09Well, Mrs. O'Grady.
01:08:10Well, Mrs. O'Grady.
01:08:11Good to see you, Your Honor.
01:08:12Mrs. O'Grady, an Oscar.
01:08:13Order!
01:08:14Order in the court!
01:08:15What is the meaning of this?
01:08:17Your Honor, I wish to make a full convention.
01:08:20After all, Nathaniel, five years isn't so long.
01:08:25Hey, one to five years.
01:08:28Don't forget that, Rosie.
01:08:29I'll be out of the old joint before you know it.
01:08:32Oh, sure.
01:08:33With good behavior and everything.
01:08:34Yes, and I'm a good behavior.
01:08:35Ain't it, Rosie?
01:08:36Sure.
01:08:37You better make this snappy.
01:08:38We've only got about a minute.
01:08:39All right, Chief.
01:08:40All right.
01:08:41Well, I just want to tell you that I appreciate what you did.
01:08:43It was a big thing.
01:08:44Oh, that's all right.
01:08:45Forget it, kid.
01:08:46Forget it.
01:08:47Oh, no.
01:08:48I'll never forget it.
01:08:49Well, I guess Rosie wants to talk to you now.
01:08:52So I'll say goodbye.
01:08:53Well, goodbye, kid.
01:08:54Good luck.
01:08:55I brought you some cigarettes.
01:08:57Oh, swell.
01:08:58Thanks, kid.
01:08:59Well, goodbye, Rosie.
01:09:00Goodbye, Hector.
01:09:01So long.
01:09:02So long.
01:09:03So long.
01:09:04Swell guy, eh?
01:09:05Yeah.
01:09:06Well, Echo, when you do come out, I'll...
01:09:08I'll...
01:09:09Well, Echo...
01:09:10When you do come out, I'll...
01:09:11I'll...
01:09:12Well, Echo, when you do come out, I'll...
01:09:14I'll...
01:09:15I'll...
01:09:16I'll...
01:09:17I'll...
01:09:18I'll...
01:09:19I'll...
01:09:20I'll...
01:09:21I'll...
01:09:22I'll...
01:09:23I'll be waiting for you.
01:09:25What's that?
01:09:26I'll be waiting for you.
01:09:27I'll be waiting for you.
01:09:30Oh, gee, are you on the level?
01:09:32Do you really...
01:09:33You really want me...
01:09:34Want me back?
01:09:36Sure.
01:09:37Oh, Rosie.
01:09:38Gee, that's swell.
01:09:39For sakes.
01:09:41You can...
01:09:46But then, I'll...
01:09:47I'll be waiting for you.
01:09:48You'll be waiting for you.
01:09:49When you do come out, I'll...
01:09:50I'll be waiting for you.
01:09:51What's that?
01:09:52You came through like, like I asked you to and, well, I'll come through too.
01:10:01What?
01:10:02A bargain's a, a bargain.
01:10:09Yeah.
01:10:12Sure it is.
01:10:17Brody, I can't do that.
01:10:19What do you mean?
01:10:21Well, when a girl waits for a fellow that long, she got to marry him.
01:10:26And, well, I, well, I just don't want another ball and chain, that's all.
01:10:32You mean, you mean you don't want me to wait for you?
01:10:36No.
01:10:38You mean that, Echo?
01:10:40Sure I mean it.
01:10:42Oh, oh, gee, Echo.
01:10:47Oh, oh, you're a great guy.
01:10:52Oh, I, I don't know what to say.
01:10:59Hello, girl. Don't get up, girl.
01:11:03What'd you say?
01:11:04Well, I didn't say nothing.
01:11:13Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:14Oh, I, I don't know whether to, whether to laugh or cry.
01:11:17Well, why, why don't you do a little of both?
01:11:23You know the old gag.
01:11:26That's all there is to life.
01:11:29Just a little laugh.
01:11:31A little tear.
01:11:33More!
01:11:36Goodbye, Rosie. I'll be seeing you.
01:11:38Come on.
01:11:41Hey, you!
01:11:43You'd better come over and take you out of this galley, all right?
01:11:47I'll find your postal card.
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