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RuРАUl's DrАG RАСЕ S18E05
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00:00Oh, my fucking God.
00:04Girl, I just sent Briar Blush home and I'm gagging.
00:08What a day.
00:09I'm faked and I'm gapped.
00:11There's moments of Briar that I will be missing.
00:13I do think she means well.
00:15I do think she's misunderstood.
00:18But Kenya gotcha, girl.
00:20Actually, I changed my mind.
00:22Keep recording me.
00:23P.S. I like you guys.
00:25To see Briar leave now feels like a wake-up call.
00:27That confidence and chutzpah are really only going to take you so far.
00:33In the middle of judging, her passing out was insane.
00:37I've made my decision.
00:39The bestie who wore it best is...
00:43She's going down.
00:45Medic! Quick sticks back there!
00:47Just breathe.
00:48Do I call?
00:49Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just breathe.
00:50Oh, my God.
00:52Do you think she saw the writing on the wall and kind of knew her fate and it caught up to her?
00:57Going up there and getting negative critiques, I can only imagine what was going through her mind, through her body, through everything while that was happening.
01:04But she's also the kind of person that is a tough cookie to crack.
01:06We're getting to the point where, like, it's wearing you down.
01:10It didn't seem fake to me.
01:11If it is, I don't know, maybe I'm very gullible.
01:13I don't know.
01:14Please don't scam me.
01:15But thank God that I was able to show the judges how good a performer I am.
01:20Being in this position is heart-wrenching.
01:23But when the please or if that comes into motion, bitch, it's over.
01:29I would like to think the girls are...
01:31Ooh, she's sickening.
01:32I'm scared to go against her.
01:34But, girl, I don't think I really shook anybody.
01:36I have to pull myself up on the bootstraps, undoubtedly, to build myself back up from my bottom placement.
01:42Congratulations to Vita!
01:47To be on the bottom last week and to now be victorious and win this week, I feel fucking good.
01:52Vita is quiet, but that bitch is a silent killer.
01:56She's holding her cards really close, and she's more than just a design girl.
02:00That bitch, she has layers to her.
02:02We did have some unexpected bottom placements.
02:05You were a little cracked.
02:06What were you thinking?
02:07I...
02:08I'm gagged, honestly.
02:10What was confusing to me was the judges going,
02:14We love your outfit, but we hate your walk.
02:16And then Rue going,
02:18I love your walk, but you weren't selling the outfit.
02:20So it's like, well, what was it?
02:22Who the fuck knows?
02:23Ms. Discworld is plucked boots, bitch.
02:27Apparently black, chunky, ugly-ass boots.
02:30I was a little sour.
02:32I really thought I had it.
02:34I thought I had a better presentation and a better garment.
02:37Rue told Athena that she wore it best, but she saw it from afar.
02:41I wouldn't necessarily say who had the better outfit.
02:43I was just basing on what you would wear personally, and I would wear Athena's.
02:48I would wear Athena's, too.
02:49Okay.
02:49Girl, an asymmetric gown.
02:52I think Darlene's has a more couture element to it, whereas I think this one is a pretty
02:58gown.
03:00Oh, it's not a pretty gown.
03:02Where would you get a
03:03you know, like, this is the bottom is hemmed in line.
03:06You know what?
03:06I think you did better.
03:08Athena's mind is imploding.
03:10Like, the Death Star.
03:11Like, we found the target, and it's just...
03:13But she's so easy to piss off.
03:15It's actually kind of fun.
03:16Before we all pass out like Briar, what if we get our makeup off?
03:19Discord is feeling spicy still.
03:22Okay.
03:23This is a pressure cooker for sure, and true feelings do come out.
03:26You just dragged off my body.
03:28I'm just trying to wonder, like, are any of us really friends here?
03:31When it comes down to it, it's all fun and games until you're put against each other.
03:34Then what?
03:35And honestly, all's fair in love and war.
03:36And Mandy still won that lipstick.
03:41And I still stand.
03:42I still stand.
03:43That Mandy still won that lipstick.
03:45Good morning.
03:48It's a new day in the workroom.
03:50I have to do something different.
03:51So you know what?
03:52I put on some color.
03:53Discord, you're looking extra bright and shipper this morning.
03:55Look at you in yellow.
03:57Being in the bottom really broke Discord.
03:59I think having my interestingly bottom placement, that was not called for.
04:05Put a little fire in my personality.
04:09I'm turning over a new leaf.
04:10I'm going to be in the top this week.
04:11I'm going to be bright and shiny and talkative.
04:14But sometimes when you turn over a new leaf, isn't it the same way?
04:16The same way, yeah.
04:17Discord wearing color.
04:19It's like when Wednesday Addams tries to smile.
04:24Last week, we all got critiqued.
04:26So some of us were safe bottoms.
04:29Some of us were safe tops.
04:30Listen, safe bottoms.
04:32It's very responsible, okay?
04:34Not too much on safe bottoms.
04:36As cozy as safe is, hopefully we can, I don't know, shine a little brighter this week.
04:41I'm not going to squabble this opportunity.
04:42I'm not going to squabble this opportunity.
04:44Can't squabble this opportunity.
04:46Bitch, I went to school in Florida and I still know what squabble means.
04:49Squabble meets the fight.
04:50I mean, but it makes sense because Florida holds me fighting, okay?
04:52Oh my God.
04:54Girl.
04:58She's already the hat, girl.
05:00Oh my God.
05:01No.
05:03Roo-roo number 17.
05:05Ooh.
05:06If you can't judge yourself, how the hell are you going to judge somebody else?
05:11Girl.
05:12Oh no.
05:13Oh no.
05:15Hello, hello, hello.
05:17Woo!
05:19I love it.
05:19good morning Queens it is Judgment Day but this week Queens are doing it to whom
05:29each other what do you mean get ready for the Raider Queen talent show part one
05:37this week half of you will take the stage to perform a show-stopping talent
05:46number and the other half will watch and rate the performances the Raider Queen
05:52results will determine the tops and bottoms of the week yay Raider Queen I have a suspicion
06:05that in a cast like this where so many people are coming in with pre-existing relationships
06:10that is going to have to affect the way that people are voting the top two Queens will lip-sync
06:16for the win and the bottom Queen will lip-sync for her life against next week's bottom from the
06:23Raider Queen talent show part two now I'll let you all decide who performs which week and the
06:30performance order Raider Queen is back but I have a strategy and as long as we can stick to it I think
06:41everything will be okay Vita Von Teese as last week's maxi challenge winner you get to pick which week
06:48you'd like to perform now listen you all have a lot to figure out you're telling us so don't fuck
06:56it up racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
07:02y'all wanted a twist day I am fully expecting that there are going to be a lot of whispers around
07:09the room a lot of I've got you you've got me I'm expecting this to get messy
07:14this week's challenge is the talent show but it's not just your average talent show we're doing
07:29Raider Queen why are we rating a queen in the middle of the season that don't make no sense we know each
07:35other there's friendships there's lovers I don't know there's barbecues bitch I don't know
07:40well I hate Raider Queen okay I just didn't come here to be judged by y'all no shade it's true
07:46it's like I came here I came here to have RuPaul and the judges like tell me what's going on right
07:50not my competitor Raider Queen is hard because you know do we play it realistic do we do a little
07:55strategy with it like Jane you've been in the top every week like wouldn't it be convenient to put
08:00you lower in the rank I feel like nobody's gonna say this to my face but I do feel like if there is an
08:04opportunity to rank me lower I think that there are definitely people in here who
08:09will take the opportunity to do so I would never do that sister I planned to be judged by RuPaul
08:18but now I am going to be judged by a bunch of bitches from Florida who can't read so we're
08:25kind of I'm feeling a little thrown what do we think is going to be going on in the room
08:31I feel like the dancers in the room do you see I'm assuming she'll do something with her like
08:35dancing and stuff yeah Mia Mia is just choreography down what about you I'm reading a poem okay okay
08:44I'm going to like trauma dump a little bit fun everybody loves trauma dump yeah Sierra doing a poem for her talent
08:52show is very ballsy she's such a creator she sees things outside of the box like she is a threat
08:58you're doing what I am referencing a performance that I do out in the real world so I'm doing a little
09:04storytelling number it's kind of this little viral moment that I had and I'm kind of re repackaging
09:09it and doing exactly which one it is oh you do I know Nini from this video that went viral on the
09:15internet where she was a praying mantis who was really crazy it got like four million views like I
09:20always wanted to see it live so it's what I'm thinking it is okay maybe maybe maybe you're just
09:25doing the mantis do we feel like doing something that everybody's already seen counts against her
09:30don't you want to show something new right what else do you do besides bugs I am doing a little one
09:37two okay dance um from an original song um I'm thinking week one okay work thinking baby I'd rather
09:46perform this week let's go ahead and snatch the band-aid off it's a lot of nerves in me right
09:51now so let's just go ahead and get this over with you're doing flag for yours yeah so I'm doing like
09:54an original song it's like it's like a bad I'm I start off from a spoken word then I go into a puck
09:58bitch I'm trying to do everything in the kitchen sink bitch I don't want to go against it because I am
10:04dancing bitch I have to be compared to her fucking dancing yeah and then you have to be compared to
10:09your dancing it kind of boils down to who do you want to judge you and who do you want to be in a
10:15group with I'm coming out of not being chosen at all for the cute girl group challenge well shit now
10:22these bitches that didn't choose me that don't see it for me as a performer as a dancer or whatever
10:25it is now they're going to judge me and possibly be the reason I go home I would like to be you
10:30know separate from juicy yeah yeah so where does that put me as your sister like should me and juicy
10:35be in the same week if we're on opposite teams and you're gonna get one and two I wish there was
10:41another one of me so we could balance it out but it wouldn't make sense for all three of us about
10:44the same team hell no as we all know bitch I was just sitting at the bottom I have no other choice
10:49but to put some numbers on the board girl like I need something to get me to dig me out the bottom
10:53I'll be willing to vote whatever you vote so then she could be the other me and then I'll put I'll
10:58put them one and two if y'all really agree because if I find out in the rate of shit I'm gonna fight
11:02y'all this is gonna come out eventually you think I'm gonna lie to your face
11:05my girls come first okay okay okay well then I then yeah juicy juicy yeah could you come here
11:13please honey strategy better be at the top of everyone's list I don't care if I want to play
11:20fair I want to compete against the best girl shut up play the motherfucking game if you want to go
11:25this week if I go this week as well and then me and Kenya could be in week two and put y'all two in
11:29our top two spots perfect you can put us in your top two spots when it comes to rate a queen it feels
11:36like all bets are off can I borrow you two yes I will be back immediately I'm thinking okay is
11:44there an opportunity for an alliance potentially so I'm thinking perhaps there could be a glam
11:52alliance a little strategic maneuver because all of us is still here yes we are the only group that
12:01still has everybody here this is true and I love all of us me too I mean I don't mind that I don't
12:07mind that but Athena then glam sure if you're cool with that yeah cool so
12:14the ponies here aren't getting tight girl my low ballerina bun bitch is getting real tight over
12:24here girl well I was like girl I have I'll say girl I can definitely promise you a top placement as
12:29well in the top half bitch are there too y'all this is stressful Nene Mikey I'm being requested
12:42goodbye interesting so glam is the only cute pop group that still has everyone here oh that's so
12:51fierce so well and it feels correct so I was thinking the glam alliance oh my god because if we split
12:58ourselves up the two weeks we can support each other for top placements each week oh my god we
13:05have the numbers we do have the numbers we have five divas I wasn't even really thinking about voting
13:10with alliances it kind of reminded me oh yeah there's a bunch of other people playing different games
13:15so maybe I do need to vote with glam pack we're the only cute pop group that has all of their divas still
13:21here is that a good thing or bad thing it's a good thing yeah if we split ourselves three and two
13:26oh oh my god yes we thought this game was checkers baby this is chess 3d chess 3d chess most of y'all are
13:34dumb assholes and don't know how to play chess so listen we're gonna swing the boat for our glam sisters
13:39we're gonna try it i'm gonna try my best because i've already made what other promises have you made
13:46are you gonna stay loyal sister i am where are your alliances falling where are your alliances
13:53falling we're trying to figure out how we're gonna keep glam here as long as possible okay
14:00we'll talk but i'm also hoping i can trust the deons with my faith thanks are high high bitch it is
14:07getting good a six is so high i saw a cow walk by we got cows no like girl it is too much i want to
14:13get some tea girl i kind of start to take notice if there's other whispers happening and then at that
14:18point i'm like okay game on i need to figure out what everybody else's general direction is because
14:24i'm like less concerned of who's on my week and more about who's watching and understands my pov
14:30you're thinking week two yeah athena is also talking about week two and i am very comfortable
14:39with going today and i feel like you'll be fine and we can make sure you're fine love that i'm a
14:46little nervous that maybe the other girls won't necessarily see my act as a talent but i already
14:53know that i want week one because i kind of get the feeling that i might be taken care of i do want to
14:58judge daily but i'm also at a point where i do feel the like shark fins in the water around me a bit
15:05as we're getting further along there are starting to be some like personality shifts you know what
15:10i mean or some temperatures being turned up yeah so i have spoken to you yeah
15:16everyone's playing their game
15:22i was like yeah i was like okay i just got swatted i'll leave like this is this is crazy
15:30talk to me what's the team what are the birdies saying i don't know there's a lot of talk a lot
15:37of people making deals obviously you're my priority and i want you in the top i'm not being shy about
15:41anything i think it's no secret that like i'm gonna put you in the number one spot and if somebody
15:45has a problem afterwards and say well you didn't play fair i'm gonna look at them straight in the eye
15:48and say did you really think i was gonna put my daughter less because you did a better job
15:53that's where i stand and i'm pretty fine with that agreed agreed i mean we are the most hated
16:00girls in miami there goes congeniality
16:01all right let's figure this out ladies we're all headed to the couch to duke it out to figure out
16:09who's performing on week one who's performing on week two and i can see the wheels turning
16:14people are thinking about who's performing in week two that'll vote for me in week one and i'm not
16:20gonna lie i'm thinking the same thing what do we think is the fairest way to do this should we each
16:24say which week we prefer and go from there i think it'd be best to raise hands so we can all get a
16:29visual of who prefers to go with which week okay week one preference divas
16:33the glam group talk to each other and like well let's help each other out but that is a lot of people
16:42for an alliance so as soon as i see all the dancers in one group i go hell no i'll go i think
16:49so we have nini vita mia juicy darlene and sierra all want to go week one how many is that
16:57six that's okay let's go with that all right boom oh love let's go with that okay
17:04nini is thinking about it yeah i'm on the fence yeah
17:09i'm torn between going in week one or week two because i'm really nervous and i just want to get
17:14it over with but at the same time i might have a better chance to win if i go week two because i
17:19won't be fighting all the dancing divas i know that's not the lane that i'm trying to be in but
17:23i'm not sure if i can compete with that nini nini are you comfortable with that because i think so
17:28are you on the fence or how are you feeling yeah i could go i could go either way i'm just
17:32yeah let's go with it wait i'll go week two nini i swear to fucking god i just sat here and
17:40fucking asked you what week you wanted to go fuck i did not mean to yell girl i'm trying to help you
17:46out bitch you're worried about me not voting for you how i'm gonna vote for you bitch you're on the
17:50same week like america does that make sense so so what are you doing nini you can go week two i think
17:56in the lineup i think that is good that means there's three glam sisters in week two and two
18:02glam sisters in week one my odds seem pretty good with that alliance we'll give you a second to decide
18:07okay oh my god i can't tell if this is a strategy thing like is nini crunching the numbers in real
18:15time does she just not know what the fuck she wants to do is she nervous about going in the same week as
18:22somebody does she have an alliance with something i don't the fuck nini's doing nini you could leave
18:25yeah not nini go home i was kind of settling on week two so that i could vote for glam but i'm
18:33starting to feel like not everybody's on the same page about this glam pact and i just have to look
18:36out for myself i think i would rather get it over with let's go week one okay well we have officially
18:44rupaul are you listening week one talent show nini vita juicy mia sierra and darlene mitchell okay
18:54yeah week two of our talent show discord jane kenya mikey meeks and athena sisters how are we
19:04feeling feeling good i can't wait to raid a queen the shadiness now that it's already decided i'm
19:13second guessing if i made the right choice but the decision has been made we're gonna suffer the
19:17consequences let's get ready to rumble let's get ready to rumble for the season 18 talent
19:23show extravaganza how do y'all feel that the talent show is happening so much later in the competition
19:30i think it's fun i think it raises the stakes a little bit we also all know each other a bit
19:36more already like it's not exactly a first impression is anybody's talent completely different
19:42than what they've been showing us i feel like sierra you this is the first time you're getting
19:45like more dramatic right yeah mine is pretty serious okay the poem that i wrote for my talent
19:51is personal and it's vulnerable and raw and it's a scary thing to share this piece of me with my
19:58sisters that maybe i haven't opened up about yet this is something that is really real and raw and
20:04important and so i want to share that today i think magami had the same thought you're right but she
20:09had an unseen flag and not an original lyric in sight so protect queer art feels like a risk that i
20:16probably would not take personally i come from a drag family where the talent show is very triggering
20:24i have residual trauma around trying to do something unexpected for the talent show i don't know that
20:37sierra is the person i think can pull this off how are you feeling going i'm good going first i i wanted
20:45week one i kind of just wanted to get her get her done i can relate to that a lot um but like based on
20:51like the chatter you were like wanting week two right well luckily you juicy and mia are on team
20:59one right so hopefully yeah y'all love me enough to place me somewhere in the upper crest of the
21:06competition you know what i mean because between you and me that's what i want to do you know it's
21:11a competition and it's already not fair that we're going to be judged by the other girls i don't think
21:16that's fair so hey you got to play the game how you play it i think a lot of a lot of energy that
21:22has been working under the surface is gonna come to light but it is the name of the game that is what
21:29it is girl i am having second thoughts about performing in week one because my decision was
21:37based off of taking care of athena i have to go against juicy and nene's in my group as well
21:43and that bitch is fierce competition girls this kind of show is about to be fierce bitch
21:48you ready to break a lash break a lash tighten those tucks and get ready
21:52to the main stage of rupaul's drag race she's been playing raider queen for 15 seasons
22:03it's michelle visage and you know what i ain't been wrong yet
22:07the hilarious ross matthews now ross have you ever been rated well i recently got two thumbs up
22:16my butt
22:16and our extra special guest judge international pop sensation zara larson
22:25ru i got one thing to say to you
22:27literally translated from swedish don't shit in the blue cupboard
22:33which of course means don't fuck it up
22:36aww i love it
22:38i wish you would have told me about five minutes ago
22:41don't check the blue covers
22:43this week we put the queens in charge for the raider queen talent show part one
22:49and tonight on the runway category is not today satin
22:54racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
22:59category is not today satin up first sierra mist
23:10aww rosemary's baby is all growed up
23:12yet she has her father's horns and her mother's hooves
23:16we're not just wearing satin we are satin
23:20for any of you seamstresses out there satin we know she's a bitch
23:23so this dress she was a demon from hell to make
23:27i'm always giving a little bit of fashion with a little bit of horror
23:31get into the devil wears sierra
23:33never trust a girl who wears cloven hooves
23:36up next juicy love dion
23:39i'm in the mood for roughage
23:41how's your head
23:43a lettuce
23:44for this runway look my designer
23:47and i have decided to take satin
23:50into this gorgeous carnivorous plant
23:53i'm just showing the judges every angle of this perfect outfit
23:57it's very structured very tall
23:59a little difficult to walk in but guess what
24:01i look fucking incredible
24:03feed me seymour
24:05uh venus your fly trap is open
24:07nene coco
24:09oh i'm seeing stars
24:12i wonder if she's ever helped a lost seaman
24:14oh a few
24:15oh lots
24:16satin is a material that i hate working with
24:19so this is a commission from another drag artist that i love
24:21it's my first time wearing a look created by somebody else
24:24and they brought the vision to life 100%
24:26my drag has always felt high femme alien creature-esque vibe
24:30but this time i feel exceptionally out of this world bitch
24:34word on the street is nene gives good coral
24:36vita von tisse
24:40she earns everything
24:43you heard of the emerald city
24:44uh-huh
24:45well then some emerald titties
24:46yes thank you very much
24:48i am gliding down this runway as gracefully as i know how
24:52as if i am floating on air
24:55full glamorous head-to-toe look
24:57and emerald green mikado satin
25:00gold jewels draped across my bosom
25:02emerald green eleganza
25:04i didn't know we had a golden glove winner here
25:07make it a double
25:08i always do
25:10darlene mitchell
25:13hope she's bringing a casserole
25:15ruched for his pleasure
25:19this is a major departure in terms of what is my usual drag aesthetic
25:24i can't help but to tear this skirt off
25:27this is cinderella after she got to the ball
25:29and in true darlene fashion reveal this cute little satin party dress
25:34i've taken the critique about the shoes and i upgraded or downgraded but they are satin so i feel like they fit the brief
25:41she didn't lose her glass slipper she lost her virginity
25:44mama said you're gonna be a star
25:48a mia star
25:49oh beau you didn't
25:51oh christmas came early
25:53all over her tits
25:54this look to me is very special because my drag mother made this and i'm just so happy that i'm able to
26:02bring a piece of her to bring a piece of her with me along this journey i am wearing the finest red satin tit to ankle i am the tree top on that christmas tree baby the biggest ball bow tie pasta
26:12what i love about mia she's really present
26:18mikey meek
26:20i think her ribbon is slightly erect
26:23mikey meek stars in the lady wore satin i am wrapped with this icy blue satin ribbon i'm giving over the top glamour
26:34this is one of my favorite outfits i'm selling it like it is the ultimate showstopper
26:40little leather and satin is that what you call michelle and i uh-huh leather and satin yeah you're the leather obviously no actually michelle is the leather oh darn it
26:49athena dion
26:51two words think pink i'm giving an homage to one of my favorite movies of all time to wang fu chichi rodriguez i've got my pink satin turban on my look is completely made of satin and i can't say the same for some of the other girls on the runway
27:06tell me this pink isn't the most shocking color you've ever seen and the rhinestone placement
27:10chef's kiss honey i finished with the bedroom now let me get to the kitchen
27:15yes
27:16the question remains can you please her
27:20terracotta's terrahotta
27:22they're not satin pillows mother they're called breasts
27:26i'm feeling my island girl vibe ready for vacation
27:30i'm feeling really satiny but most of all bitch i'm feeling grateful the designer was not able to give me my outfit on time i did not have anything
27:37so jane gave me this oversized coat that just so happened to be made completely out of satin that can fit me and girl i sold it up and made it into this dress honey
27:45it is giving me a little thank you for realness but jane thank you so much you saved my life bitch
27:49well she's definitely an auto
27:50up next jane don't oh she's a dirty birdie
27:55take that bjork
27:57i'm walking down the runway giving very woman with a bird on her vibes
28:03i've had this bird for a few years her name is denise
28:07she's a wife a mother and she's looking to get back out there
28:11this look is very jane
28:14fashion-y and grandiose and also kind of silly
28:18that's gonna be delicious tonight
28:19you know firm me up some and put some of that hot honey on it
28:23Discord Adams
28:28oh she's so extra extra
28:30you know her favorite section of the paper
28:32what is it
28:33the hobituary
28:34i wanted to look like i just rolled out of a dumpster
28:38covered in every single satin dress i've ever been thrown away
28:41i have custom printed satin newspaper
28:44hit against my chest like the wind has just smacked it against me
28:48i am strutting down the runway
28:49and as i make my way back
28:51the train is now my own personal runway
28:54why don't you come over here and bury the lead
29:00welcome to part one of the raider queen talent show
29:09first up she's poetry in motion
29:12i hate myself today
29:18this nothing i've become
29:20this hard yet weak this cold this bleak this nothing i've become
29:24it hopes to rearrange endure the growing pains of change i ask myself could i be more than this nothing i've become
29:32my mind goes blank
29:33bones break
29:35turn to liquid
29:37unformed
29:38will i survive
29:39to be revived
29:40so i might be reformed as someone happy
29:43someone kind
29:44someone who i recognize
29:46spark is built upon the shards of their life reclaimed
29:50and suddenly it comes flooding back
29:52the light i once knew
29:54remembering how to smile
29:56i feel its warmth as i break the reward
29:59hey
30:00and for the first time in a long time i know who i am
30:04this power
30:05this joy
30:06this strength
30:07this love
30:08this beauty i've become
30:10it was a very beautiful performance but i don't know if i fully got the message
30:21the poem was like full sigourney weaver alien situation but about hating yourself
30:28okay
30:31up next
30:33ready player one
30:35it's juicy love dion
30:37wait what does this button do
30:39the juicy experience is loading in three two one
30:43manufactured in miami not available in stores
30:46she's the brand new fresh edition with the custom i8 core
30:50pixel perfect princess always landing on her toes
30:53when she steps onto the stage she lets everybody know
30:56juicy i8 that
30:58you see that i8 that
30:59juicy i8 that
31:01you see that i8 that
31:03juicy i8 that
31:04you see that i8 that
31:06juicy i8 that
31:08you see that i8 that
31:10controllers up
31:12are you ready for the combo
31:14up up triangle
31:15did you like that split
31:17now lets try high kick
31:19left right and hold
31:20are you ready for the big one bro
31:22press the big red
31:24Juicy I ate that, Juicy that I ate that, Juicy that I ate that, Juicy I ate that, quick unplugger, there's Juicy in the system!
31:41That's your granddaughter, I'm surprised.
31:43Juicy is a star honey, she comes from the Athena Dion Academy for Young Aspiring Artists and she served it.
31:48Just incredible sweetie, like amazing.
31:54This is why I'm happy I chose me too.
31:59Up next, this bitch is buggin'. It's Nene Coco.
32:04A female praying mantis is a formidable creature.
32:08She's strong, she's large.
32:12Well, not that large, but she is agile.
32:18Bitch did a ground off back handspring and I'm like, Juicy you better watch out bitch.
32:24To the male mantis, she's quite the turn on.
32:27He might be looking for a mate.
32:30But she might be making his head her next meal.
32:34You wanna make me a mother, well I wanna make you dinner.
32:41You wanna make me a mother, well I wanna make you dinner.
32:44You wanna make me a mother, well I wanna make you dinner.
32:45You wanna make me a mother, well I wanna make you dinner.
32:49You wanna make me a mother, well I wanna make you dinner.
32:51You wanna make me a mother, well I wanna make you dinner.
32:54You wanna make me a mother, well I wanna make you dinner.
32:55You wanna make me a mother, well I wanna make you dinner.
33:04You wanna make me a mother, well I wanna make you dinner.
33:13I think I killed the mother mantis performance.
33:16You wanna make me a mother, well I wanna make you dinner.
33:19The judges were laughing.
33:20I'm confident in the performance, I'm not confident that my sisters are gonna vote me fairly.
33:24Note to self, don't go on a date with NeNe.
33:26Up next, let's get physical with Vida Von Teest Star.
33:33Alright girl, ain't nobody working out for health.
33:36We're doing this for the snacks.
33:39Are those sneakers?
33:41Now if you want that cookie, you gotta do that Bama, Buh.
33:47Ba-ba-da-dab-bam-bam a-bu-ba.
33:51Ba-ba-da-dab-bam a-ba.
33:55Bamb-da-dab-bam a-bu-ba.
33:56First, bend your knees, then out your back.
33:58Turn around, pop it like that.
33:59Step to the left, step to the right.
34:01Throw your arms in tight, bounce two times and spin real quick.
34:05Kick, lean, about, hit a quick clip.
34:08Know but, that cookie girl's don't give a Section.
34:10The Bama, regulations are going way too easy.
34:12That cookie will play, you know?
34:14Worms, worms, this is the swim, swim
34:16That cookie, sweet, sweet, that cookie, tie, tie
34:20You take a big bite and it's just right
34:23That cookie
34:25That cookie
34:27That cookie
34:29That cookie
34:31Is that the words?
34:38I couldn't tell
34:40Vida, Vida, Vida
34:42I love Vida, but it's given a little geriatric workout video
34:46I'm confused and I'm worried now
34:48Up next, grab a tool and start banging
34:53It's Darlene Mitchell
34:55Hey there, Ms. RuPaul
34:57Oh, and hey, Michelle
34:58The name's Darlene Mitchell
35:00And despite what you might think, I'm actually pretty handy
35:02Now listen close, because I'm about to teach y'all a thing or two about proper mounting
35:06Finding a stud, good wood, and the perfect screw
35:10Hit it!
35:11If it's light and it's small, doesn't carry weight at all, I use a nail
35:14For a frame, for a plaque, once it's in it won't come back, I use a nail
35:17Feeling too tight? Push with all your might
35:20And if you feel it slipping, give it a good gripping
35:22But sometimes, you just need something more
35:25Something solid to endure
35:27Like if it's heavy and it's tall like a mirror on the wall, I need a screw
35:31For a TV on display, to be certain, it won't sway, I need a screw
35:34If it's big, if it's thick, and it really needs to stick, honey
35:37I need a screw!
35:39Now twist it to the right, make sure it's nice and tight
35:43And remember, if you need something hung, call me, sugar, I'll get the job done
35:48It's Darlene, by the way, now get to screwing!
35:51I just asked where the tape was
35:58Darlene's talent has this kind of, like, Pee Wee's Playhouse quality that I can get into
36:06Your earrings, they're screws, yeah
36:08You're committed to this bit, aren't you?
36:10But, like, that wig is an OSHA violation
36:13Last, but not least
36:15Back it up
36:16From Nia Star
36:40From Nia
36:41With Nia
36:42Test me with your chick with Nia
36:43These hoes, why I take them all to the clean'
36:45Mama Nia
36:47Here we go again
36:49Mama Nia
36:50Here we go
36:51Here we go again
36:55Crown me
36:57This there I take I better stop
36:59Got two big titties stuck in my bra
37:01If I'm a baddest big deck y'all ever stop
37:02If a hoe tests me, I'ma break the law
37:05Oh Nia, oh Nia
37:06A hoes better than me I don't see her
37:08I'ma read these hoes like dems, and I'ma take your man when I see it.
37:16Bitch, nasty.
37:20I did not realize we had gone to the VMAs, everybody.
37:23T.T., you can't stop.
37:26Judgment Day is here, and I don't want to be in charge of putting my girls in the bottom.
37:31I am filled with anxiety.
37:33That's that Swedish songwriting at its best right there.
37:39Welcome, queens.
37:40Thank you for putting the taint in entertainment.
37:44Tonight, Raider Queen rules are in full effect.
37:49There will be no judges' critiques.
37:52Instead, the queens that watched will rank the performing queens from top to bottom, side to side, and from sea to shining sea.
38:01So, while y'all rate a queen backstage, the judges and I will hallucinate.
38:10Jealous.
38:12You may leave the stage.
38:13All right, now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
38:19Now, listen, the queens are rating each other, but I want to know what you think.
38:23Up first, Sierra.
38:24I thought that performance told us a lot about her, because so far, she's kind of been the wacky one.
38:28And this told us a little bit more of who she is, what she represents.
38:31I did think she looked beautiful, especially when she ripped apart the outfit.
38:35She made me want to McRib real bad.
38:37But it was almost like the costume was the talent.
38:43The words...
38:43It's nothing I've become.
38:45It didn't even really settle into my body until maybe afterwards.
38:50I just was sort of in the mood for, like, a death drop and get me on my feet.
38:53And it wasn't that, but it was beautiful.
38:56I applaud somebody who comes here and takes a big swing and a risk.
38:59But I don't know that Pochi translates super well on this runway.
39:03Unless a poem starts with, there was a man from Nantucket.
39:06Like, ah!
39:07Juicy loved Dion.
39:09What a performer.
39:11I loved everything about it.
39:12That's what I want to see, right?
39:14She had a point of view.
39:15It wasn't just dancing.
39:16There was a character.
39:18She was a robot.
39:19It's like she turned into a little drag Roomba going around the floor.
39:22The execution was 10 out of 10.
39:25I also love that she didn't need any extras on stage.
39:28She showed up.
39:29She ate.
39:29She did.
39:30Yeah.
39:30And I love the fact that even though she was lip syncing and all that, she sold it.
39:34She really acted out every syllable of her song, and I was here for that.
39:38I would hate to lip sync next to her.
39:40All right, Nene Coco.
39:42This was one of my favorites.
39:43Both the runway look and the talent show.
39:46It's fun.
39:47It's someone who likes to play.
39:49It was so silly and so entertaining and beautifully executed.
39:53That is what I love about drag.
39:55I thought she was amazing.
39:58Like, take the whole hilarious performance out of it and just look at her in that praying
40:02mantis outfit.
40:03The costume.
40:04The fit.
40:05The makeup.
40:06It is top tier drag.
40:08And she threw a back handspring in there, not to be outdone by dudes.
40:10Yeah.
40:11This was a smart act to do.
40:13If biology classes was like that, maybe I would have graduated high school.
40:17Yeah, me too.
40:18Yes.
40:19You got a good point.
40:19You should be a teacher.
40:20Yeah.
40:21Like, I love that.
40:23All right, Davida Von Teese.
40:24Okay, here was my problem.
40:25She was in a gym.
40:27She looked great.
40:28But she looked like I look when I try to go to the gym.
40:31Like, slightly confused.
40:33I don't really want to be there.
40:34And I just really want a cookie.
40:36You know?
40:37It's almost like she was second-guessing herself in the moment.
40:40She dropped her lip sync quite a few times.
40:43She kept looking away, upside down, behind her.
40:47And I don't think that is a really smart thing to do when you've got one minute to sell yourself.
40:53We've seen queens come out here and do aerobics routine.
40:56So if you're going to do that, you have got to knock our socks off.
40:59And she didn't.
41:00Not this time.
41:02Let's talk about Darlene Mitchell.
41:03The performance, I thought, was super fun and super cute.
41:06Could she have pushed it further?
41:07Absolutely.
41:08But she's got something really special and really charming.
41:11I was having a good time.
41:13I wish it was longer.
41:14I mean, they only have, what, 60 seconds?
41:16So I would have loved to see an even longer set and maybe then pushing it further.
41:21Some of the queens have been able to do a story arc in that 60 seconds that really makes it feel.
41:27Yeah, they make it actually feel like there's a full story being told there.
41:30I have to talk about the runway.
41:32Okay.
41:32So when I was growing up, I always wanted a Barbie.
41:34So I took my brother's G.I. Joe and then made dresses for them out of, you know, tissues and things like that.
41:40My dresses look like her dress.
41:43It just looked like a little amateur hour.
41:46I think she's better than that.
41:47I do.
41:47There's something about the hair that speaks to me.
41:50What's it saying?
41:51Take me off.
41:55Right, Nia Starr.
41:56I love when a performer just bitch slaps me and just tells me, you don't know shit.
42:01Right?
42:02And that's what she did.
42:03She's just like, come on here, don't worry about it.
42:05I got it.
42:05And I didn't.
42:06She was perfection, you know?
42:08She moves in a way that for me is instantly iconic and recognizable.
42:12You know, that's how she dances.
42:14Anybody else dances like that, they're copying her.
42:16She had two songs in one.
42:18She went from like the one rap rhythm to like the two live crew rap rhythm.
42:22I was so down for that.
42:24All of us were having the best time when she was doing her performance.
42:27Two big titties.
42:29Two amazing songs.
42:31Why have one when you can have two?
42:32I thought you didn't like poetry.
42:34So, judges, I want to know your bottom two and your top two.
42:41Okay?
42:42Okay.
42:42My top are Juicy and Mia.
42:45Bottom two for me are Vida and probably Ciara.
42:49I'm going to go Juicy and Mia for top two.
42:51My bottom would be Ciara and Vida.
42:55I guess if I had to put bottoms, then it would be Darlene and Vida.
42:59My top two, Mia Star and Juicy love Dion.
43:04Although I do love the praying mantis.
43:05I do love that NeNe, but those are my top three.
43:08How about that?
43:09All right.
43:10Silence.
43:12The queens are about to make their decisions.
43:14Ooh.
43:14And I can't wait to see how this turns out.
43:17Me too.
43:18It is time to clock in and rate these girls.
43:27I hate, hate, hate this.
43:31Oh, can I plead the fifth?
43:35A queen's got to do what a queen's got to do.
43:38Okay.
43:39Let's rock.
43:40First position.
43:41In first position, Juicy loved Dion.
43:44Based on her outstanding performance and her absolutely gorgeous runway, and maybe a family
43:50connection or two.
43:51In first position, I'm going to go with my sister, Mia Star.
43:56Her talent was impeccable.
43:58She was boom-kacking, bitch.
44:00Boom.
44:00I put Mia first.
44:01We had an alliance.
44:02Got that out of the way.
44:03Her runway wasn't the best, but we still had a deal, bitch.
44:06In second position.
44:07In second position, I'm going to be fair, and I am going to put NeNe Coco.
44:11I think that NeNe's number was great.
44:15I am docking some points because I have seen it before.
44:17In second position, I'm putting Mia Star.
44:22Her talent had me hyped as hell.
44:24In third position, Darlene Mitchell.
44:27Her talent show was a hoot.
44:29Darlene's number was great.
44:31It was very silly.
44:32It was very her.
44:33And she looked like a damn supermodel in her runway.
44:37In third position, I'm going to go with my sister, Mia Star.
44:40Her performance was incredible.
44:42Her song is something I would listen to on a day-to-day basis.
44:45In fourth position.
44:46In fourth position.
44:50This is where it starts getting hard.
44:53I'm putting Sierra Mist.
44:55Sierra had a beautiful talent.
44:57I do think there were a few slip-ups.
44:59I don't think the reveals were as strong as she wanted them to be.
45:01In fourth position, I am going to put Vita Von Teeth Star.
45:04I really enjoyed watching Vita perform.
45:08My plan is to vote 98% honestly and 2% to keep my girl Vita safe.
45:15Fourth position.
45:17I'm at a crossroads right now.
45:19Nini did a great job.
45:21Vita, as much as I love her, I just can't say it was the same level as Nini's.
45:25Oh wait, neither of these bitches picked me for their cute girl group, did they?
45:32Fuck these hoes.
45:33Give them both a six-place spot.
45:35In fifth position, I'm going to put Vita Von Teeth Star.
45:37I love Vita so much, but I don't think this was her strongest performance that I've ever seen.
45:43In fifth position, I'm going to have to go with my bestie, Miss Sierra Mist.
45:51Her runway walk was a little clunky.
45:53Her performance did fall a little flat for me, and I really hate to say that because this is my conceptual sister, honey.
45:59We had an alliance, but in my opinion, Sierra had the weakest talent show, but I cannot put her last, girl.
46:04In fifth position, I'm putting Vita Von Teeth Star.
46:09The concept is not my favorite.
46:11I feel like we've seen it before, and I do think flat sneakers are a bit unforgivable.
46:16And last but not least...
46:18In sixth position, Sierra Mist.
46:21Your runway was the least best of everybody I had to watch today.
46:26Miss Darlene Mitchell.
46:28Her performance, I just did not find the song funny.
46:31In sixth position, I'm putting Darlene Mitchell.
46:35There were funny moments in the talent.
46:37It was good, but I think she was outdone by her sisters.
46:41And in the same way in the runway, I don't think it was Darlene's night.
46:45Oh, fuck, this sucks.
46:48Oh my God, do I want to change anything?
46:50I think I'm going to lock my choices in.
46:53And that's the tea.
46:55And that is the tea.
46:58That is the tea.
47:00And that's the tea, stupid.
47:05Ladies, your fellow queens have made some decisions.
47:12Nini Coco.
47:14Vita Von Teeth.
47:16Darlene Mitchell.
47:18Based on the Raider Queen results,
47:21you are all safe.
47:22You may join the other girls.
47:32Based on the Raider Queen results,
47:34the top two queens of the week are
47:37Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr.
47:39To be in the top, Raider by the Other Girls,
47:45feels quite amazing.
47:47Thank you, bitches.
47:48You know what?
47:49You're real bitches, okay?
47:52Sierra missed.
47:54I'm sorry, my dear,
47:54but the queens have rated you the bottom queen.
47:59Next week, you will lip sync for your life.
48:02Well, shit.
48:05This wham, glam, thank you, ma'am,
48:07didn't work out for me.
48:08Thankfully, I've got a whole week
48:10to figure out how I'm going to make sure I stay
48:12and I send one of these other girls home.
48:16Juicy Love Dion, Mia Starr.
48:18This week, you both won over your sisters.
48:21But tonight, there can only be one winner.
48:25Two top queens stand before me.
48:29Prior to tonight,
48:29you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
48:32of Pretty Ugly by Zara Larson.
48:35Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
48:37and win a cash tip of $5,000.
48:44Oh, my God.
48:45It is me and my DT, Mia.
48:47I have a fierce bitch next to me.
48:49Let's go.
48:51Monty has to show niece how it's done.
48:53Young bitch against old bitch.
48:54What it do, boo?
48:56The time has come
48:57for you to lip sync
49:00for the win.
49:05I don't think the world is ready
49:07for what they're about to fucking witness.
49:09Bitch, you already saw how they cut up
49:10doing a talent show.
49:11Child, this is about to be a good one, bitch.
49:15Good luck and don't fuck it up.
49:19Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
49:24Let's see like this!
49:26You see her shit!
49:27Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
49:32Let's see like this!
49:33You see her shit!
49:35I'ma throw a fit, make you sick, gasolina on your shit, blue eyeshadow bitch, singin' that
49:42I might slip a tie, crash your bends, I'ma hook up with your friend, do that shit again
49:49Singin' that
49:50Break up, runnin' down my face, kickin' off my heels, come on, dress this way
49:58They tell me to be nice, I should know my face
50:02Sometimes that girl don't wanna be where I'll be, hey, hey, hey
50:07Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
50:11You ever seen like this?
50:13Lose it, watch it
50:15Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
50:19You ever seen like this?
50:21Lose it, watch it
50:23Everybody's telling me to sit there and be pretty, but I'm feeling like I wanna cause some trouble in the city tonight
50:28Fuck the lady like, run like crazy like
50:30My Miami girls are dancing their ass off
50:45Go Juicy, go Mia, go Juicy, go Mia
50:47Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
50:51Lose it like this?
50:53Like this?
50:53Loose it and watch it
50:54I don't need no alibi, break, ring, see, I'm gonna get me
50:55I can see you're terrifying, R-R-N-F-A
50:57I don't need no alibi, break, ring, see, I-R-N-I can see you're terrifying, R-R-N-F-A
51:01Oh
51:31This is how you compete for the crown.
51:47Yes, that was everything, y'all.
51:49That was everything.
51:51Please, I've made my decision.
51:53Juicy Love Dion, Mia Starr, it's a tie.
52:13The fact that I'm able to stand toe-to-toe with this young under-fony bitch, this is so exciting.
52:20Condragulations, you are both winners, baby.
52:23You've each won a cash tip of $2,500.
52:27Yes, honey.
52:28If I'm going to share anything with anybody, it is my motherfucking tt, one of my biggest inspirations.
52:35Mia, you ate that.
52:39Condragulations, queens.
52:41Next week, the tables will be turned at the Raider Queen Talent Show Part 2.
52:47And one queen will be eliminated.
52:50Now remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
52:55Can I get an amen up in here?
52:57Amen.
52:58All right, now let the music play.
53:00Time on RuPaul's Drag Race.
53:01The girls that we judged are now judging us.
53:04Athena, please don't kill me.
53:07I think it's undeniable that relationships are going to be part of it.
53:11And candidly, I have to think strategically for myself as well.
53:14I am not ready to leave this competition.
53:17Do you have someone in particular that you feel?
53:20There is a sense of ranks kind of being closed.
53:23It's not a comfortable feeling to be on the outside of that.
53:26You, I am not ready to...
53:26There is a sense of hip-a-lacking thing.
53:27One.
53:31One.
53:31Four.
53:32Five.
53:32Have a good one.
53:36Eight.
53:37Five.
53:43Five.
53:44Seven.
53:46Five.
53:47Five.
53:47Six.
53:48Six.
53:52Six.
53:54Six.
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