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Sisters 2023 Season 2 Episode 6
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00:00.
00:16Ready?
00:22Hello.
00:23Renata, have you seen my smoothie?
00:25Renata, get the sheet mask and the cooling eye patches out of the freezer.
00:31Now!
00:32It should have been on her yesterday, for God's sakes.
00:36I trusted you.
00:38Oh, fuck-o-farm.
00:40Sir, sir.
00:50Excuse me.
00:51Oh, sorry.
00:52I know Steve's family are Gentiles, but we'll still get to lift you up in a chair.
00:55Barb says she can't afford a lawsuit right now.
00:57Oh.
00:58I know.
00:59Now, where are you?
01:00A little wedding gift?
01:01Oh my God, you shouldn't have.
01:02I should be getting you a present for making me look so fabulous.
01:05Thank you, that was so thoughtful.
01:06Um, open it.
01:07Now?
01:08Yes.
01:09Oh my God, you're too much.
01:11Holy fuck!
01:12I know, right?
01:14Where did you find this?
01:15In my grubby old basement.
01:16Can you believe it?
01:17Oh my God, look at these babies.
01:19Oh, there's me.
01:20Look at your face.
01:21Voted most likely to end up in a Thai prison.
01:24End up in a Thai prison.
01:25And look at you now, owning your own company.
01:28It's so cool.
01:29I know, right?
01:30Oh, here we go.
01:31Sarah Horowitz voted most likely to be CEO of a global company, the profits of which she uses
01:38to save the world.
01:39Look at you.
01:40What are you up to now?
01:41Well, I mean, I'm getting married.
01:42Obviously, and?
01:43Well, my mom died.
01:44Oh my God, Rachel.
01:45Yeah, I know.
01:46I wish she was Jewish, but thank you for that.
01:47No worries.
01:48It's been really tough.
01:50I'm so sorry.
01:51I'm so sorry to hear that.
01:52Hey, Michael.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Now?
01:55Yeah, I just, it's been a wedding morning.
01:56I got your girlfriend.
01:57Oh, thanks.
01:58Fuck.
01:59Oh, hi.
02:00Oh, hi.
02:01Oh, hi.
02:02Wow, you look so casual.
02:04Great to see you.
02:05I'm just going to go see Sarah.
02:06Sarah.
02:07What's wrong?
02:08Sarah.
02:09I know.
02:10But, like, you don't want to interfere, so what do you do, right?
02:11This is a good thing.
02:12It's been a wedding morning.
02:13It's been a wedding morning.
02:14It's been a wedding morning.
02:15Oh, I got your girlfriend.
02:16Oh, thanks.
02:17Oh, hi.
02:18Oh, hi.
02:19Oh, hi.
02:20Wow, you look so casual.
02:22Great to see you.
02:23I'm just going to go see Sarah.
02:24Sarah.
02:25What's wrong?
02:26We can't let this go ahead.
02:29Sarah doesn't love him.
02:32I know.
02:33But, like, you don't want to interfere, so what do you do, right?
02:37Sally!
02:38Oh, yeah!
02:39Get it together, okay?
02:40Yay!
02:41Oh!
02:42Oh, a push gag.
02:44Oh, you're emotional.
02:46I know.
02:47Best day of our lives.
02:50Excuse me.
02:52Oh, Jesus.
02:54Thank you for this.
02:56Hey, look at the hair.
03:01It's good, right?
03:02Suki?
03:04Maximum setting.
03:06Smells like a brewery in here.
03:10Uh-huh.
03:11Uh-huh.
03:18Whoa!
03:30Ahhh!
03:31Ah!
03:33No, no, no, no.
04:03No, no, no, no.
04:33No, no, no, no, no.
05:02This is what we're marrying into. Nice.
05:05Well, I thought Sir's dad was dead.
05:08Well, looky here.
05:09I'm a walking miracle.
05:13Is he a wedding crusher or something?
05:15I don't know, but I should probably...
05:18I don't know.
05:18I think that might have been one of Susie's crazy uncles.
05:22So I'm just going to go and check it out.
05:24There you are.
05:38You're like a princess.
05:40I've come to walk my little girl down the aisle.
05:43I told them that you're dead.
05:54Oh, come here.
05:59Look at you.
06:01You're a mess.
06:03I thought you could get away from me, but you can't.
06:08You are me.
06:09Sarah, I'm sorry.
06:11I should have said this before, but it's not too late.
06:17What the fuck?
06:20Susie.
06:21Susie.
06:21Susie.
06:22I have to...
06:23What are you doing?
06:26You've missed your cue.
06:28You two should be walking now.
06:32Who is this person?
06:34This is Jimmy.
06:35Well, whoever you are, you need to take your seats for God's sakes.
06:40They need to go.
06:41You're not ruining this day for me.
06:46You will go out there and smile.
06:50Now walk.
06:52Walk.
06:53Walk.
06:53Walk.
06:53Walk.
07:23You may now be seated.
07:42Welcome, friends and family.
07:43Welcome, friends and family, to this very, very special day.
07:59We are here to celebrate love, belonging, and finding your person.
08:04And look at these two beautiful people.
08:08And now, as an appetizer, or amuse-bouche, as we say in Paris, we have Sarah's sister,
08:17Susie, who's, yeah, going to read a poem all the way from the Emerald Isle.
08:22Oh, hello.
08:23This is The Facts of Life by Porek O Tuma.
08:38That you were born, that you were born, that you were born, and you will die, that you will
08:46sometimes love enough, and sometimes not.
08:50That you will lie, if only to yourself.
08:55That you'll get tired.
09:00That you'll learn most from the situations you did not choose.
09:04That you began as the fusion of a sperm and an egg of two people who once were strangers
09:12and may still well be.
09:17That you'll probably be okay.
09:19That you must accept change before you die, but you will die anyway.
09:24So you might as well live, and you might as well love.
09:32You might as well love.
09:33Oh.
09:34Oh, that was very Irish.
09:49Oh, let's keep some of those happy tears in there for the vows.
09:54Oh.
09:55Okay.
09:57Now, it's tradition to ask if anyone here objects to these two people spending the rest of their
10:05lives together.
10:06Uh-oh.
10:07Oh.
10:08Please speak now, or forever hold your peace.
10:12Oh, ah, just kidding.
10:21Woo!
10:22Let's get this party started.
10:25Aw, so cute.
10:27Okay.
10:28Steve and Sarah, you may now say your vows.
10:37You okay?
10:39Never better.
10:40Sarah, you are me.
10:45I stand before you, Sarah.
10:49And I know just one thing.
10:52I want to be your husband.
10:54Sarah, you are my best friend.
10:57My lover.
11:00My partner in crime.
11:02You are my Josephine to my Napoleon.
11:04And I cannot wait for all the adventures that we'll have together.
11:10You are my beautiful rock.
11:13Uh, um.
11:14Wait.
11:15I'm sorry.
11:15Uh, sorry.
11:18You are beautiful, and you are my rock.
11:21Sorry.
11:22Aw.
11:24Thank you, Steve.
11:27Sarah?
11:27Oh, that was really beautiful.
11:29You are my rock.
11:37Rock.
11:38Rock.
11:41Cocksucker.
11:42Sorry.
11:43That was...
11:44Okay, nope.
11:47I can do this.
11:49Oh, sorry.
11:52Steve.
11:53Yeah.
11:53Steve.
11:54You are my...
11:56Cocksucker.
11:59Hang on.
12:03I, I, I can do this.
12:04I can't.
12:05What is happening?
12:05I don't know.
12:06I just can't.
12:07Actually, I think I need to break.
12:08What?
12:09Yeah.
12:09I think I just...
12:10It's okay.
12:10Okay, uh, why don't we take a little break, and we'll get the bride some water.
12:15I just can't.
12:16I can't.
12:16I can't.
12:16I can't.
12:16It's off.
12:17I have to take them off.
12:19Now?
12:19Yeah.
12:20We need to get it off.
12:22Just pull from the heel.
12:23Oh.
12:24Oh, my God.
12:24He'll pull harder.
12:25Oh, thanks.
12:26Fuck.
12:27Oh, hang on.
12:28There's another one.
12:29What are there always to...
12:31Hey, come in pair.
12:32I have to get it off.
12:34Please, please get up, okay?
12:36Hee-haw.
12:38Hee-haw.
12:39Hee-haw.
12:39Oh, that's...
12:40That's what you sound like.
12:44That was super mean.
12:46Oh, no.
12:48Oh, I'm doing you a favor.
12:51Yeah.
12:52We need someone who can...
12:55Ski.
12:58Honey, is this white?
12:59Yes, it's white.
13:00It is.
13:01That's what I said.
13:02Okay, there we go.
13:03It's white.
13:04I mean, this is white, right?
13:07I just have to stop to say one thing.
13:09I was going to be a CEO of something.
13:15I just...
13:15Oh, my God.
13:16I just...
13:17I want this dress off.
13:18Get it off!
13:19I want it off!
13:21Just get it off!
13:22Rip that dress.
13:23I will tell you.
13:24We'll talk about this later.
13:26Get on with it.
13:27Barb.
13:28I forgot to tap.
13:29We need to stop.
13:31Because I forgot to tap.
13:33Where's the queen?
13:34We need a miracle.
13:35No, no, no.
13:35What did you do to her?
13:37What are you doing?
13:38Tap, tap, tap.
13:39Tippity, tap, tap.
13:41Tap, tap.
13:42Tap, tap, tap.
13:43Tippity, tap, tap, tap.
13:44Tap, tap, tap.
13:46Tippity, tappity, tap, tap, tap.
13:48Sarah.
13:49You're okay.
13:50You're all liars.
13:53Liars!
13:55I'm a liar, too.
13:58Sarah.
13:59Sarah, it's okay.
14:00We're going to get out of here.
14:01But she's honest.
14:02I mean, okay, she smokes.
14:04But she's honest.
14:07And I...
14:08I want to be honest, too.
14:10Yeah.
14:11I want to show you all who I really am.
14:14Oh, we see who you are.
14:15And it is a miracle to behold.
14:17The first thing I learned in the AA is that addiction is never the fault of the others.
14:22Oh, you shut your cup, Jimmy.
14:23Oh, sorry, Paps.
14:25Who the hell is that guy?
14:26Our dad.
14:28Not dead.
14:29What?
14:29And I am not you.
14:36Oh, God, Sarah.
14:37Sarah!
14:38Fuck!
14:39What did you take?
14:40I don't know, Olivia.
14:42Oh, my God, what?
14:42How many?
14:43A lot.
14:43How many is a lot?
14:45A lot, a lot.
14:46Fuck!
14:47Okay, we've got to come out.
14:49Come on, come on!
14:50Ah!
14:51Ah!
14:52Oh!
14:53Oh!
14:53Oh, my God!
14:54Come on!
14:55Take it, take it, take it, take it.
14:57Oh!
14:58Oh, my God!
15:01I've got to call a doctor!
15:03Hello!
15:04Mishpuchat!
15:05Come on!
15:06Hi, friend!
15:06Hi!
15:07Mommy?
15:08Oh!
15:09Oh!
15:09Oh!
15:10Oh!
15:10Oh!
15:10Oh!
15:11Oh!
15:11Oh!
15:12Oh!
15:12Oh!
15:12Oh!
15:13Oh!
15:13Oh!
15:14Oh!
15:14Oh!
15:15Oh!
15:16Oh!
15:17Tear down my knees
15:21Baby, baby, please
15:24I sacrifice myself to thee
15:28Yeah, yeah, yeah
15:30You know what I want to do
15:33You know I need to
15:35You have a sense for a person
15:37Yeah, you have a sense for a person
15:40Yeah, yeah
15:41Yeah, yeah
16:11Oh, I don't want to
16:26Oh
16:41I can't keep it in.
17:11Oh, face is only a mother could love.
17:33To be taught.
17:41Cause loving is easy, it's taking a breath, I do it all day, till the day of my death, I don't want to own you, you don't have to stay, just as long as I've known you, I wanted to say, cause I'm in love with you honey, but don't be afraid, I fell in love, with the love that we made,
18:10but it's none of my business, if you could love me, you don't have to earn it, I'm giving it free.
18:26Why are you looking at me like that, I'm not dead.
18:29I have.
18:32I've been thinking about it, and I think you should take my eggs.
18:37Are you still high on the meds?
18:40No, I mean, yeah, but I'm serious.
18:44What?
18:45You should think about it.
18:46You want me to take your eggs?
18:49I mean it, they're just going to get thrown away.
18:53Oh God.
18:56Well, and there'll be a little one of you running around?
18:58Yeah, last thing the world needs.
19:00Hmm.
19:01I'm serious though, think about it.
19:04Oh, it's a pretty good offer for a girl like you.
19:09Oh my God.
19:12Your egg and a stranger's sperm.
19:16Oh.
19:17Well, I came from a stranger and it brought me to you.
19:22Oh.
19:24Will you help me raise a baby?
19:25No fucking chance.
19:30Auntie Sarah.
19:32I can live with that.
19:33I can live with that.
19:34I can live with that.
19:35I can live with that.
19:36I can live with that.
19:37I can live with that.
19:38I can live with that.
19:39I can live with that.
19:40I can live with that.
19:41I can live with that.
19:42I can live with that.
19:43I can live with that.
19:44I can live with that.
19:45I can live with that.
19:46I can live with that.
19:47I can live with that.
19:48I can live with that.
19:49I can live with that.
19:50I can live with that.
19:51I can live with that.
19:52I can live with that.
19:53I can live with that.
19:54I can live with that.
19:55I can live with that.
19:56I can live with that.
19:57I can live with that.
19:58I can live with that.
19:59Let's go.
20:29I can't believe you're still in there.
20:53I know, it's a fucking infection, but I feel so much better.
20:57That's a poo situation. I haven't gone.
21:00I've got a hemorrhoid the size of a golf ball.
21:02That'll be me soon, if I'm lucky.
21:04Are you pregnant yet?
21:06So now, gotta wait two weeks.
21:08Two fucking weeks.
21:10Two weeks?
21:12Oh, man.
21:15Hey, you got a pullout in that new place?
21:17I barely have a bed.
21:19Well, looks like I'm sleeping with you then.
21:21Huh?
21:22I might have booked a flight to come and see you.
21:25Oh, I thought you were broke.
21:27Yeah.
21:28Well, there were a couple of engagement rings kicking around.
21:32Oops.
21:33Oops.
21:34Ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:36Yeah.
21:37I would plan to store the roller coo.
21:38Yeah, her little girl thing raba.
21:39Sure, never know me man, why I'm sleeping with you.
21:41Bye, I should just pick it up.
21:43Nice!
21:44Half détente!
21:45To
21:48What days of the
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