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Sisters 2023 Season 2 Episode 2
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00:00It could be the perimenopause.
00:30Come along now, children.
00:32Thank you, Renata. Be good.
00:35Mommy loves you.
00:43Well, she seems much better.
00:46It's probably just sweating nerves.
00:48Have a crudité.
01:00Steve wanted it to be a surprise.
01:04Oh, it's so romantic.
01:06No, we are just so very grateful that you made it,
01:09what with all your obligations.
01:12I'm actually Irish myself.
01:15You are not.
01:16I am.
01:17My mother's father's cousin's mother was born there.
01:20Do you know whereabouts?
01:21No, somewhere with an S.
01:24Or maybe it was a C.
01:25Cork? No.
01:26Connemara? No.
01:27Carlo? No.
01:28Cavan? Don't know.
01:31But I did a 23andMe and found out that I am 3.5%.
01:35You got to be careful with those.
01:37Well, yes, I know.
01:38My friend Emily did one and found out that her father wasn't really her father.
01:41And it was great.
01:43Remember what Derek told you.
01:45I am so sorry.
01:47That was really insensitive of me.
01:49Pregnancy brain.
01:52So what number will this baby be?
01:55Number four.
01:57But I told Derek I'm calling it at six.
02:00That must keep you busy, Christine.
02:02Oh.
02:03Kristen.
02:05It does.
02:06Also, I'm an orthopedic surgeon.
02:08So, yeah, it's pretty tiring.
02:10You know, there's this fish tank at work and sometimes when it gets to be all too much, I just stare at it.
02:17Sometimes for hours.
02:18And then I feel better.
02:20Oh, the salmon.
02:22Oh, no.
02:23Oh, no.
02:24Something from Ireland.
02:25This is for you.
02:26Sligo salmon.
02:27It's 100% farm source.
02:28Oh, that is.
02:29Lovely.
02:30Thank you very, very much.
02:31You must be exhausted from your trip.
02:32Please, make yourselves at home.
02:33Renata will show you to your rooms.
02:34Renata!
02:35You were so upset when I met you and you said goodbye to them, babe.
02:36I just need a minute, okay?
02:37Please, just, just, just, just let me breathe.
02:38You are being very rude hiding out up here.
02:39They've flown such a long way.
02:40I have to make the best of this.
02:41I mean, you're treating me like I'm some kind of, like, human trafficker of Irish women.
02:42What?
02:43That's not me.
02:44That's not me.
02:45That's not me.
02:46Thank you very much.
02:47Thank you very much.
02:48Thank you very much.
02:49You must be exhausted from your trip.
02:50Please, make yourselves at home.
02:51Renata will show you to your rooms.
02:52Renata!
02:53You were so upset when I met you and you said goodbye to them, babe.
02:54I just need a minute, okay?
02:55Please, just, just, just, just, just let me breathe.
02:57You are being very rude hiding out up here.
03:00They've flown such a long way.
03:01I have to make the best of this.
03:03I mean, you're treating me like I'm some kind of, like, human trafficker of Irish women.
03:06What?
03:07That's not me.
03:08Come on.
03:09I just want our wedding to be beautiful.
03:12That's all.
03:13I know, I know.
03:14You know, and your side was looking a little thin.
03:17It's true.
03:18You're gonna want to look back and see your family in those photos.
03:23I can't believe she actually came.
03:26That just shows how much she cares about you, right?
03:29Yeah.
03:30To be that successful and busy and still make the time?
03:33That says so much about a person.
03:35I haven't been entirely honest with you.
03:39Who's Pete Pills?
03:41What?
03:42Oh, he's a, uh, uh...
03:45He's a...
03:46He's a what?
03:47No, he's a, um...
03:49Oh my God, you're having an affair.
03:50Is that what you're trying to tell me?
03:51What? No!
03:52Is that why you're so upset?
03:53No, I'm, um, I...
03:55I'm seeing a therapist.
03:58What?
03:59Yeah.
04:00I started going to therapy.
04:05That's great!
04:06Oh my God.
04:07Yeah.
04:08No, Sarah, that is great.
04:09I mean, it makes sense.
04:10You need help.
04:13No, no.
04:14I mean, with everything you've been through.
04:16Yeah.
04:17No, I know.
04:18It's great.
04:19It feels good.
04:20You know, it feels good.
04:21I'm, um, I'm working on a do-over.
04:22A what?
04:23Oh, it's a therapy thing.
04:24Oh.
04:25Yeah.
04:26You know.
04:27I would like a do-over, too.
04:29For a small fortune, you can have one.
04:31Okay.
04:32I just didn't want to tell you, you know, because I wasn't sure how you...
04:35Yeah.
04:36I'm so happy that you're happy.
04:37Susie!
04:38It's like staying at the Ritz.
04:39What are you doing?
04:40There's even a little bath.
04:41We're washing your feet.
04:42Oh, ma'am.
04:43That's a bidet, that's...
04:44What?
04:45No...
04:46Do you want to give yours a rinse?
04:47No.
05:00I'm not staying.
05:01Are you mad?
05:02We weren't invited.
05:03Of course we were invited.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Not by her.
05:06It was a surprise.
05:07Cheryl!
05:08The woman passed out.
05:09She just had a shock.
05:11She just had a shock, she's delighted to see you, she's your own flesh and blood, Susie, and she's getting married.
05:19Seriously, all these people, they're a proper family. I'd have loved a proper family.
05:31Are you fucking joking me?
05:33Oh, Susie. Is that French? I don't know.
05:35Susie, please don't cause a scene, okay?
05:41Well, hope the jet lag doesn't hit you too hard.
05:50I feel much better since I freshened up.
05:53Oh, good.
05:54I had a little go of the B day.
05:56Right.
05:57Mine can get terribly sweaty if I'm sat for too long. What about yours, Barb?
06:02Love.
06:03Susie, how is that famous restaurant of yours going?
06:12Yes. I was telling Steve's family how you opened your own restaurant and how that was always your big dream.
06:18Yes, yes, the restaurant, my restaurant. Oh, well, I'm so glad you asked, Barb. Sure, listen, it's flying.
06:25What restaurant?
06:27My restaurant, ma'am.
06:28That's where she forgets.
06:29What type of cuisine is it? Roadkill.
06:33Sorry, did you say roadkill?
06:37No.
06:38You know, whatever, I managed to scrape up that morning with a shovel and then I put my own gourmet twist on it.
06:43Oh.
06:47Well, this is that famous Irish sense of humor that I was telling you all about.
06:52No, it's actually Cuban tie fusion.
06:59Oh, we did Cuba. Loved it.
07:03Anyway, I want to hear more about the happy couple.
07:06Let me get the facts straight.
07:08You left me in Ireland.
07:10I remember, sis, how hard it was to say goodbye.
07:12Oh, we hugged and we hugged.
07:13She couldn't let go.
07:14And then you met Steve.
07:16Steve.
07:17I love that name, by the way.
07:18You met Steve on the plane back from Ireland.
07:21Yes, yeah.
07:22Oh, it was crazy.
07:24I was on the reconnecting flight from London to Toronto.
07:27I was in London to see the Chihuly exhibit at Kew Gardens.
07:30Yeah, I almost didn't get a ticket.
07:32His glass is so popular.
07:34It was like this one flower with a stamen that is just awe-inspiring.
07:38Anyway, can you imagine if I hadn't got a ticket?
07:41I would have never met.
07:43And then she would have had to find another Steve.
07:45Oh, that was a good one.
07:47She's funny, I told you.
07:49So she was sitting right next to you, Steve.
07:51Well, we were in business, so she was across the aisle.
07:53Oh, my God.
07:55She was a bit of a mess.
07:57Just makeup everywhere.
07:59She looked like a blown-up cabbage.
08:01Like, just sobbing.
08:03Sobbing?
08:04Really?
08:05Yeah, I mean, she was so sad to have said goodbye to her new family.
08:08Well, I don't believe it.
08:11Would you mind, Charles?
08:13Of course.
08:14My baby sister, sobbing.
08:16I didn't know you were missing me that much.
08:17Yeah, well, she needed a shoulder to cry on, and I was that lucky shoulder.
08:22All's well.
08:24That ends well.
08:26I love the bar.
08:27Sure, who doesn't?
08:29Oh, my goodness.
08:31That's great.
08:32I love her.
08:33Me too.
08:34Then, anyway, I called Mummy on the way back from the airport to tell her I met my wife
08:41today.
08:42Oh.
08:43Yes, he did.
08:44When you know, you know.
08:45You know.
08:46You know.
08:47You too.
08:48Oh.
08:49Oh, you're so lucky, Sarah, meeting someone straight away like that.
08:53Sure, Susie wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.
08:56Oh.
08:57Oh.
08:58Oh.
08:59I just got so lucky with my Derek.
09:00So where is he?
09:01Yes, exactly.
09:03Uh, I have something to say.
09:05Uh, to Sarah.
09:07Uh, and to Susie.
09:08Oh.
09:09Oh.
09:12I am so sorry for your loss.
09:13Oh, no, that's okay.
09:15You know, we don't have to do that right now.
09:17No, honey?
09:18Honey, this is important.
09:19Honey, this is important.
09:20I mean, uh, Susie, at least you got to, uh, meet your father while he was still alive,
09:24but, you know, Sarah flying all that way, and then finding out that she's an orphan was,
09:29was truly just the biggest blow.
09:32What?
09:33Sure, Jimmy.
09:34Shh, Mom.
09:35Just let him speak.
09:38So I would like to raise a toast to your father, Jimmy.
09:43James.
09:44May he rest in peace.
09:47To James Malloy.
09:48To James Malloy.
09:49To James Malloy.
09:56Oh, no.
09:57Oh, God.
09:59There's been an emergency.
10:00Oh, no.
10:01At the restaurant.
10:02God, looks like I'm gonna have to fly back tomorrow.
10:04I am so sorry.
10:05Oh.
10:06What is the emergency?
10:07Shit, Barbara.
10:08Actual shit.
10:09Pouring out of every orifice in the building.
10:13Can you believe the timing?
10:14I mean, surely you can find a plumber online?
10:17No, I can't.
10:18No.
10:19It's such a shame, but really, I understand.
10:20You know, that's Sue.
10:21She's always putting work first.
10:22Oh, dear.
10:23Oh, dear.
10:24Oh, dear.
10:25I missed you.
10:26I don't know.
10:32You off.
10:33You're a fucking rocker.
10:34I didn't mean to say that he died.
10:35It just kind of came out.
10:36And then after I said it, I couldn't backtrack.
10:38Yeah, it's pretty hard to backtrack from death.
10:40What has happened to you?
10:42What?
10:43What is with the pearls and nice hair?
10:45It was a trial.
10:46We're gonna change it.
10:47I'm the first guy you meet seconds after abandoning me.
10:50I didn't abandon you.
10:51I...
10:52What would you call it then?
10:53Rejected?
10:54Ditched?
10:55Dumb?
10:56No!
10:57No, it wasn't like that.
10:58I freaked out.
10:59Okay?
11:00Well, thank you for the explanation.
11:03I'm really glad I waited a year and a half and flew to Canada for that.
11:06No, it couldn't even be ours to find someone with a different name.
11:09I hope you saved big on the stationery.
11:11Well, at least I can get engaged.
11:13Twice.
11:14That's...
11:15Two more times than you.
11:16Many, many men have wanted to marry me.
11:19Not in the last ten years.
11:20Who the fuck would you know?
11:21You don't know shit about me.
11:22You are so fucking selfish.
11:25Have you ever considered how any of this might have affected me?
11:27No.
11:28No, it was all about you.
11:29Your pain.
11:30Your daddy.
11:31Oh, come on.
11:32I was just a walking ATM to you.
11:33That's not true.
11:34You got what you wanted.
11:35I gave you my ring, didn't I?
11:36Oh, yeah.
11:37I meant to say thank you.
11:38What a windfall.
11:39Really helped me set up my restaurant!
11:40What did you want me to say?
11:41That you're a forty-year-old waitress?
11:43At least I have a job.
11:44Being a trophy wife is really putting that law degree to good use.
11:47I am on a board of a charity saving lives.
11:51Here we go.
11:52Motherfucking treats.
11:53Well, it's better than serving slop to strangers for minimum fucking wage.
11:59You know what?
12:00I get it.
12:01I'd be embarrassed by me too.
12:03But at least I'm not a coward.
12:06And a liar.
12:07Fine.
12:08If that's what you think of me, then go!
12:10Go!
12:11Go burn your lungs!
12:12See if I...
12:13See if I wanted you at my wedding I would have invited you!
12:16Fuck's sake.
12:17Jesus.
12:18Oh fucking hell.
12:23Oh fucking hell.
12:30Oh damn.
12:32Fuck's sake.
12:33Fuck's sake.
12:34Jesus.
12:35Oh fucking hell.
12:40Sarah, don't forget about that hair appointment.
12:44Sarah, don't forget about that hair appointment.
13:14Sarah, don't forget about it.
13:44Sarah, don't forget about it.
14:14Oh, sorry, Susie.
14:21It's the middle of the night.
14:22Oh, it's so lonely in that room and I was worried that you've gone.
14:26No, not yet.
14:28Oh, come on.
14:29Oh, what?
14:43That's there, we'll sigh.
14:47Okay.
14:48Come on, get in.
14:59Oh, don't be too hard on her, Susie.
15:02I think she's a little, a little bit on edge.
15:09I think she's a little, a little bit on edge.
15:39Hey.
15:51Hey, it's Susan.
15:54Susan?
15:55Yep, Susan.
15:56Okay.
15:58Airport?
15:59All right.
16:00There, uh, way you'd like me to drive?
16:03Yeah, quietly.
16:05You got it.
16:06Oh, dear Lord.
16:24Oh, it must be so lovely to be a granny.
16:27They don't call me that.
16:29They call me Baba.
16:31Oh, what, like the elephant?
16:33You're all your old kids.
16:35Coming, sweethearts.
16:39Susie would have loved to be a mother.
16:41What?
16:41But I think that ship is sailed.
16:43Caught fire and sunk.
16:44I don't think it's too late for Susie.
16:46My friend's sister just had twins at 47.
16:48Oh, Sarah, she tried all of that.
16:50Saved every penny she earned to get those eggs on ice.
16:54She did?
16:54Mm.
16:55All them needles reminded me of the 80s.
16:59But sure, look, it didn't work out.
17:00Anyway, it's not all it's carved up to be.
17:02My mother had 13, and she didn't want any of us.
17:07I should really go talk to her.
17:10Oh, she's gone.
17:12What?
17:12Yeah.
17:13The little wagon left this morning.
17:37And this Muppet Steve, she doesn't want to marry him.
17:55So fucking obvious.
17:57What a dick.
17:59And he loves himself.
18:02And the mother?
18:03We did Cuba.
18:04Who does Cuba?
18:05What does that even mean, we did Cuba?
18:07What, like you fucked it?
18:08Oh, God, and the sister-in-law?
18:10I mean, who has that many babies anymore?
18:11It's irresponsible.
18:12Doesn't she know the planet is on fire?
18:14What's going to happen to those kids when the glaciers all melt?
18:18Must have been a really early flight.
18:22Slept right through.
18:24Best sleep I've had since Daryl died.
18:26What?
18:27Daryl died?
18:28Yeah.
18:29Killed by his own ice cream van.
18:31Head was squashed like a watermelon.
18:34Oh, my God.
18:36I'm so sorry.
18:38I've been meaning to ask how you are.
18:41I just, you know, I've been so distracted, you know, with the whole the wedding thing.
18:45And I just, I'm, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
18:48What are you sorry for?
18:49You didn't kill him.
18:50Okay, so you're going to fly all the way home just because you don't like anything about the family she's marrying into?
18:59Yeah, look, it's a long story.
19:01What was your name?
19:02Oh, Luke.
19:04Hmm.
19:04I thought everyone in Canada was called Steve.
19:06Oh, love.
19:11You're still thinking about Steve, Juan?
19:14Oh, no.
19:14It's normal.
19:16When I was marrying Daryl, all I could think about was Jimmy.
19:21He rang.
19:23After Daryl died, Jimmy.
19:26He's on the drive.
19:27I don't want to know.
19:28It's just a little white lie.
19:30Sure they'd understand.
19:31Be delighted that he's alive and well.
19:33It's not a lie.
19:34He is dead, to me.
19:37Bet you'd walk down the aisle if you asked him.
19:40That's a terrible idea.
19:42Yes.
19:43You're probably right.
19:45He never did have a talent for walking in straight lines.
19:49He actually, he actually pooed in his pants at our wedding.
19:56Poop.
19:56Real poop.
19:59He got so drunk he actually did it in his trousers.
20:04Oh, God.
20:06What did he do?
20:07Oh, what I always did.
20:08Cleaned it up.
20:14What kind of daughter leaves a mother stranded in a foreign country?
20:19You're not stranded.
20:20You have me.
20:21I'm really, I'm so happy that you're here.
20:23Can I have a little peek of the dress?
20:35Oh, you're getting a sneak preview.
20:39It's made from organic silk from Mumbai.
20:42Oh, look at that.
20:45Oh, it's beautiful.
20:46Oh, no.
20:59No.
21:00What?
21:01No.
21:02What?
21:03No.
21:06No.
21:08Stephen.
21:09Stephen.
21:12So how long have you been an Uber driver?
21:14Oh, I'm not an Uber driver.
21:15What?
21:16Oh, yeah.
21:16No, I didn't say I was an Uber driver.
21:18You just got in my car and told me to drive you to the airport, so...
21:21So who the fuck are you?
21:22I'm the dick's brother.
21:23Oh, dear Jesus Christ.
21:26Oh, my God.
21:27Oh, Jesus.
21:29You're the brother of the family?
21:31That's your mom?
21:34Oh, my God.
21:34I'm so sorry.
21:36I'm so sorry.
21:37I'm so embarrassed.
21:38This is Arctic White.
21:42But this is Antarctic White.
21:45To me, this is white, and this is also white.
21:54They definitely both look white to me, Barb.
21:56I don't know.
21:57I can kind of see the difference.
21:59It'll have to go back.
22:00Well, it can't go back.
22:03You can't get married.
22:06I don't know.
22:07I don't really think that it's such a big deal.
22:10It doesn't bother you that she's upset?
22:12Mommy?
22:13Definitely both white, Sarah.
22:17White, white.
22:18Yeah.
22:19Both white.
22:19You know, you could just stay.
22:22Trust me, she doesn't want me here.
22:24Look, between you and me, I think Sarah's having a pretty hard time right now.
22:29I mean, in fact, I know she is.
22:43Hey, it's Suze.
22:54I'm busy right now.
22:55Leave a message.
22:56Hi, Suze.
23:02Um, it's Sarah, obviously.
23:05Um, I, you probably boarded your plane.
23:09You're probably in the sky.
23:10Um, I just wanted to say that I, um, I don't really think that I can do this alone.
23:19And I was just wondering if maybe you...
23:23I was just leaving you a voicemail.
23:29Yeah, I was listening.
23:34Will you stay for the wedding?
23:36I came back, didn't I?
23:40About the dress?
23:41Yeah.
23:42Huh, nice.
23:44Not too wedding-y.
23:48Like you could dye it black and wear it to a funeral.
23:50No.
24:14Isn't that the saddest thing about it?
24:23It's for the wedding.
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