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00:00Oh, my fucking God.
00:04Girl, I just sent Briar Blush home and I'm gagging.
00:08What a day.
00:09I'm faked and I'm gapped.
00:11There's moments of Briar that I will be missing.
00:13I do think she means well.
00:15I do think she's misunderstood.
00:18But Kenya gotcha, girl.
00:20Actually, I changed my mind.
00:22Keep recording me.
00:23P.S. I like you guys.
00:25To see Briar leave now feels like a wake-up call.
00:27That confidence and chutzpah are really only going to take you so far.
00:33In the middle of judging, her passing out was insane.
00:37I've made my decision.
00:39The bestie who wore it best is...
00:43She's going down.
00:45Medic! Quick sticks back there!
00:47Just breathe.
00:48Do I call?
00:49Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just breathe.
00:50Oh, my God.
00:52Do you think she saw the writing on the wall and kind of knew her fate and it caught up to her?
00:57Going up there and getting negative critiques, I can only imagine what was going through her mind, through her body, through everything while that was happening.
01:04But she's also the kind of person that is a tough cookie to crack.
01:06We're getting to the point where, like, it's wearing you down.
01:10It didn't seem fake to me.
01:11If it is, I don't know, maybe I'm very gullible.
01:13I don't know.
01:14Please don't scam me.
01:15But thank God that I was able to show the judges how good a performer I am.
01:20Being in this position is heart-wrenching.
01:23But when the please or if that comes into motion, bitch, it's over.
01:29I would like to think the girls are...
01:31Ooh, she's sickening.
01:32I'm scared to go against her.
01:34But, girl, I don't think I really shook anybody.
01:36I have to pull myself up on the bootstraps, undoubtedly, to build myself back up from my bottom placement.
01:42Congratulations to Vita!
01:47To be on the bottom last week and to now be victorious and win this week, I feel fucking good.
01:52Vita is quiet, but that bitch is a silent killer.
01:56She's holding her cards really close, and she's more than just a design girl.
02:00That bitch, she has layers to her.
02:02We did have some unexpected bottom placements.
02:05You were a little cracked.
02:06What were you thinking?
02:07I...
02:08I'm gagged, honestly.
02:10What was confusing to me was the judges going,
02:14We love your outfit, but we hate your walk.
02:16And then Rue going,
02:18I love your walk, but you weren't selling the outfit.
02:20So it's like, well, what was it?
02:22Who the fuck knows?
02:23Ms. Discworld is plucked boots, bitch.
02:27Apparently black, chunky, ugly-ass boots.
02:30I was a little sour.
02:32I really thought I had it.
02:34I thought I had a better presentation and a better garment.
02:37Rue told Athena that she wore it best, but she saw it from afar.
02:41I wouldn't necessarily say who had the better outfit.
02:43I was just basing on what you would wear personally, and I would wear Athena's.
02:48I would wear Athena's, too.
02:49Okay.
02:49Girl, an asymmetric gown.
02:52I think Darlene's has a more couture element to it, whereas I think this one is a pretty
02:58gown.
03:00Oh, it's not a pretty gown.
03:02Where would you get a
03:03you know, like, this is the bottom is hemmed in line.
03:06You know what?
03:06I think you did better.
03:08Athena's mind is imploding.
03:10Like, the Death Star.
03:11Like, we found the target, and it's just...
03:13But she's so easy to piss off.
03:15It's actually kind of fun.
03:16Before we all pass out like Briar, what if we get our makeup off?
03:19Discord is feeling spicy still.
03:22Okay.
03:23This is a pressure cooker for sure, and true feelings do come out.
03:26You just dragged off my body.
03:28I'm just trying to wonder, like, are any of us really friends here?
03:31When it comes down to it, it's all fun and games until you're put against each other.
03:34Then what?
03:35And honestly, all's fair in love and war.
03:36And Mandy still won that lipstick.
03:41And I still stand.
03:42I still stand.
03:43That Mandy still won that lipstick.
03:45Good morning.
03:48It's a new day in the workroom.
03:50I have to do something different.
03:51So you know what?
03:52I put on some color.
03:53Discord, you're looking extra bright and shipper this morning.
03:55Look at you in yellow.
03:57Being in the bottom really broke Discord.
03:59I think having my interestingly bottom placement, that was not called for.
04:05Put a little fire in my personality.
04:09I'm turning over a new leaf.
04:10I'm going to be in the top this week.
04:11I'm going to be bright and shiny and talkative.
04:14But sometimes when you turn over a new leaf, isn't it the same way?
04:16The same way, yeah.
04:17Discord wearing color.
04:19It's like when Wednesday Addams tries to smile.
04:24Last week, we all got critiqued.
04:26So some of us were safe bottoms.
04:29Some of us were safe tops.
04:30Listen, safe bottoms.
04:32It's very responsible, okay?
04:34Not too much on safe bottoms.
04:36As cozy as safe is, hopefully we can, I don't know, shine a little brighter this week.
04:41I'm not going to squabble this opportunity.
04:42I'm not going to squabble this opportunity.
04:44Can't squabble this opportunity.
04:46Bitch, I went to school in Florida and I still know what squabble means.
04:49Squabble meets the fight.
04:50I mean, but it makes sense because Florida holds me fighting, okay?
04:52Oh my God.
04:54Girl.
04:58She's already the hat, girl.
05:00Rule, rule number 17.
05:05Ooh.
05:06If you can't judge yourself, how the hell are you going to judge somebody else?
05:11Rule.
05:12Oh no.
05:13Oh no.
05:15Hello, hello, hello.
05:16Woo!
05:19Hi, mama, man.
05:20good morning Queens it is judgment day but this week Queens are doing it to
05:28whom each other what do you mean get ready for the Raider Queen talent show
05:35part one this week half of you will take the stage to perform a show-stopping
05:46talent number and the other half will watch and rate the performances the Raider Queen
05:52results will determine the tops and bottoms of the week yay Raider Queen I have
06:04a suspicion that in a cast like this where so many people are coming in with
06:09pre-existing relationships that is going to have to affect the way that people
06:13are voting the top two queens will lip-sync for the win and the bottom queen will
06:19lip-sync for her life against next week's bottom from the Raider Queen talent show
06:25part two now I'll let you all decide who performs which week and the performance
06:31order Raider Queen is back but I have a strategy and as long as we can stick to it
06:40I think everything will be okay Vita Von Teese as last week's maxi challenge winner you get to pick
06:47which week you'd like to perform now listen you all have a lot to figure out you're telling us
06:54so don't fuck it up racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
07:02y'all wanted a twist day I am fully expecting that there are going to be a lot of whispers around the
07:09room a lot of I've got you you've got me I'm expecting this to get messy
07:14y'all are about to be some shady bitches
07:16talent show ladies
07:19this is some crazy shit
07:22Raider fucking queen
07:23this week's challenge is the talent show but it's not just your average talent show we're doing Raider Queen
07:29Raider Queen why are we raiding a queen in the middle of the season that don't make no sense
07:34we know each other there's friendships there's lovers I don't know there's barbecues bitch I don't
07:40know I hate Raider Queen okay I just didn't come here to be judged by y'all no shade it's true
07:46it's like I came here I came here to have RuPaul and the judges like tell me what's going on right
07:50not my competitor Raider Queen is hard because you know do we play it realistic do we do a little
07:55strategy with it like Jane you've been in the top every week like wouldn't it be convenient to put
08:00you lower in the rank I feel like nobody's gonna say this to my face but I do feel like if there is
08:04an opportunity to rank me lower I think that there are definitely people in here who will take the
08:10opportunity to do so I plan to be judged by RuPaul but now I am going to be judged by a bunch of
08:21bitches from Florida who can't read so we're kind of I'm feeling a little thrown what do we think is
08:29going to be going on in the room I feel like the dancers in the room juicy I'm assuming she'll do
08:34something with her like dancing and stuff yeah Mia Mia is just choreography down what about you
08:40um I'm reading a poem okay okay we're gonna like trauma dump a little bit
08:46fun everybody loves trauma dump yeah Sierra doing a poem for her talent show is very ballsy she's such
08:54a creator she sees things outside of the box like she is a threat you're doing what I am referencing
09:01a performance that I do out in the real world so I'm doing a little storytelling number it's kind
09:05of this little viral moment that I had and I'm kind of re repackaging it and doing exactly which
09:10one it is oh you do I know Nini from this video that went viral on the internet where she was a
09:16praying mantis it was really crazy it got like four million views like I always wanted to see it live
09:21so it's what I'm thinking it is okay maybe maybe Nini's doing the mantis do we feel like doing something
09:28that everybody's already seen counts against her don't you want to show something new right what
09:32else do you do besides the bugs I am doing a little one-two okay dance um from an original song
09:41um I'm thinking week one okay work thinking baby I'd rather perform this week let's go ahead and snatch
09:48the band-aid off it's a lot of nerves in me right now so let's just go ahead and get this over with
09:52you're doing flag for yours yeah so I'm doing like an original so it's like it's like a bad I'm I start
09:56from no spoken word then I go into a puck then I do a fan and then bitch I'm trying to do everything
10:01in the kitchen sink bitch I don't want to go against you because I am dancing bitch I have to be
10:05compared to her fucking dancing yeah and then you have to be compared to your dancing it kind of boils
10:11down to who do you want to judge you and who do you want to be in a group with I'm coming out of
10:17not being chosen at all for the cute girl group challenge well shit now these bitches that didn't
10:23choose me that don't see it for me as a performer as a dancer or whatever it is now they're going
10:27to judge me and possibly be the reason I go home I would like to be you know separate from juicy yeah
10:31yeah so where does that put me as your sister like should me and juicy be in the same week if we're
10:37on opposite teams and you're gonna get one and two I wish there was another one of me so we could
10:42balance it out but it wouldn't make sense for all three of us about the same team hell no as we all
10:46you know bitch I was just sitting at the fucking bottom I have no other choice but to put some
10:49numbers on the board girl like I need something to get me to dig me at the bottom I'll be willing
10:54to vote whatever you vote so then she could be the other me and then I'll put I'll put them one
10:59and two if y'all really agree because if I find out in the right of shit I'm gonna fight y'all
11:03this is gonna come out eventually you think I'm gonna lie to your face
11:05you know I got you bitch when my girls come first okay okay okay well then I then yeah
11:11juicy juicy yeah um could you come here please honey strategy better be at the top of everyone's
11:18list I don't care if I want to play fair I want to compete against the best girl shut up play the
11:24motherfucking game if you want to go this week if I go this week as well and then me and Kenya
11:28could be in week two and put y'all two in our top two spots perfect you can put us in your top two
11:32spots when it comes to raided queen it feels like all bets are off can I borrow you two yes
11:39oh we'll be back immediately I'm thinking okay is there an opportunity for an alliance potentially
11:46so I'm thinking perhaps there could be a glam alliance a little strategic maneuver because
11:58all of us is still here yes we are the only group that still has everybody here this is true and I
12:03love all of us me too I mean I don't mind that I don't mind that but Athena then glam sure if
12:12you're cool with that yeah cool so the ponytail getting tight girl my low ballerina bun bitch is
12:23getting real tight over here girl well I was like girl I have I'll say girl I can definitely promise
12:28you a top placement as well in the top half bitch are there too meow bitch y'all this is stressful
12:37Nene Mikey I'm being requested goodbye bye interesting so glam is the only q-pop group that still has
12:48everyone here oh that's so fierce so well and it feels correct so I was thinking a glam oh my god
12:57because if we split ourselves up the two weeks we can support each other for top placements each week
13:04oh my god we have the numbers we do have the numbers we have five divas I wasn't even really
13:09thinking about voting with alliances it kind of reminded me oh yeah there's a bunch of other
13:14people playing different games so maybe I do need to vote with glam pack we're the only q-pop group
13:19that has all of their divas still here is that a good thing or bad thing it's a great thing well
13:23yeah if we split ourselves three and two oh oh oh my god yes we thought this game was checkers
13:31baby this is chess 3d chess 3d chess most of y'all are dumb assholes and don't know how to play chess so
13:36listen we're gonna swing the boat for our glam sisters we're gonna try it i'm gonna try my best
13:42because i've already made what other promises have you made are you gonna stay loyal sister i am where
13:50are your alliances falling where are your alliances falling we're trying to figure out how we're going
13:58to keep glam here as long as possible okay we'll talk but i'm also hoping i can trust the deons with
14:04my face thanks are high bitch it is getting good the six is so high i saw a cow walk by
14:09we got cows like girl it is too much i want to get some tea girl i kind of start to take notice if
14:16there's other whispers happening and then at that point i'm like okay game on i need to figure out
14:20what everybody else's general direction is because i'm like less concerned of who's on my week
14:26and more about who's watching and understands my pov you're thinking week two yeah athena is also
14:34talking about week two and i am very comfortable with going today and i feel like you'll be fine
14:42and we can make sure you're fine love that i'm a little nervous that maybe the other girls won't
14:49necessarily see my act as a talent but i already know that i want week one because i kind of get the
14:55feeling that i might be taken care of i do want to judge fairly but i'm also at a point where i
15:01do feel the like shark fins in the water around me a bit as we're getting further along there are
15:07starting to be some like personality shifts you know what i mean or some temperatures being turned
15:13up yeah so i have spoken to you yeah sorry i was like okay everyone's playing their game
15:22i was like yeah i was like okay i just got swatted i'll leave like this is this is crazy
15:30talk to me what's the team what are the birdies saying i don't know there's a lot of talk a lot
15:37people making deals obviously you're my priority and i want you in the top i'm not being shy about
15:41anything i think it's no secret that like i'm gonna put you in the number one spot and if somebody
15:45has a problem afterwards and say well you didn't play fair i'm gonna look at them straight in the
15:48eye and say did you really think i was gonna put my daughter less because you did a better job
15:53that's where i stand and i'm pretty fine with that agreed agreed we are the most hated girls in
16:00there goes congeniality all right let's figure this out ladies we're all headed to the couch to
16:08duke it out to figure out who's performing on week one who's performing on week two and i can see the
16:14wheels turning people are thinking about who's performing in week two that'll vote for me in week
16:19one and i'm not gonna lie i'm thinking the same thing what do we think is the fairest way to do this
16:24should we each say which week we prefer and go from there i think it'd be best to raise hands so we
16:28can all get a visual of who prefers to go with which week okay week one preference divas
16:33the glam group talk to each other and like well let's help each other out but that is a lot of
16:41people for an alliance so as soon as i see all the dancers in one group i go hell no i'll go i think
16:49so we have nini vita mia juicy darlene and sierra all want to go week one how many is that six that's
16:58okay let's go with that all right boom oh love let's go with that okay
17:04nini is thinking about it yeah i'm on the fence yeah i'm torn between going in week one or week two
17:12because i'm really nervous and i just want to get it over with but at the same time i might have a
17:16better chance to win if i go week two because i won't be fighting all the dancing divas i know that's
17:21not the lane that i'm trying to be in but i'm not sure if i can compete with that nini nini are you
17:26comfortable with that because i think so are you on the fence or how are you feeling yeah i i could
17:30go i could go either way i'm just yeah let's go with it wait i'll go week two nini i swear to
17:38fucking god i just sat here and fucking asked you what week you wanted to go fuck i did not mean to
17:44yell girl i'm trying to help you out bitch you're worried about me not voting for you how i'm gonna
17:49vote for you bitch you'll be on the same week like america does that make sense so so what are you doing
17:54nini you can go week two i think in the lineup i think that is good that means there's three glam
18:00sisters in week two and two glam sisters in week one my odds seem pretty good with that alliance
18:05we'll give you a second to decide oh my god i can't tell if this is a strategy thing like
18:13is nini crunching the numbers in real time does she just not know what the fuck she wants to do
18:19is she nervous about going in the same week as somebody does she have an alliance with something
18:23i don't know what the fuck nini's doing nini you could leave yeah not nini go home i was kind of
18:29settling on week two so that i could vote for glam but i'm starting to feel like not everybody's on
18:34the same page about this glam pact and i just have to look out for myself i think i would rather
18:38get it over with let's go week one okay well we have officially rupaul are you listening week one
18:46talent show nini vita juicy mia sierra and darlene mitchell okay yeah week two of our talent show
18:57discord jane kenya mikey meeks and athena sisters how are we feeling
19:04feeling good i can't wait to raid a queen the shadiness now that it's already decided i'm
19:13second guessing if i made the right choice but the decision has been made we're going to start
19:17with the consequences let's get ready to rumble let's get ready to rumble for the season 18 talent
19:23show extravaganza how do y'all feel that the talent show is happening so much later in the competition
19:30i think it's fun i think it raises the stakes a little bit we also all know each other a bit
19:36more already like it's not exactly a first impression is anybody's talent completely different
19:42than what they've been showing us i feel like sierra you this is the first time you're getting
19:45like more dramatic right yeah mine is pretty serious okay the poem that i wrote for my talent
19:51is personal and it's vulnerable and raw and it's a scary thing to share this piece of me with my
19:58sisters that maybe i haven't opened up about yet this is something that is really real and raw and
20:04important and so i want to share that today i think magami had the same thought oh you're right
20:09but she had an unseen flag and not an original lyric in sight oh protect queer art feels like a risk
20:16that i probably would not take personally i come from a drag family where the talent show is very
20:24triggering i have residual trauma around trying to do something unexpected for the talent show i don't
20:36know that sierra is the person i think can pull this off how are you feeling going i'm good going
20:44first i i wanted week one i kind of just wanted to get her get her done i can relate to that a lot
20:50um but like based on like the chatter you were like wanting week two right well luckily you juicy
20:58and mia are on team one right so hopefully yeah y'all love me enough to place me somewhere in the
21:05upper crest of the competition you know what i mean because between you and me that's what i'm gonna do
21:10you know it's a competition and it's already not fair that we're gonna be judged by the other girls
21:16i don't think that's fair so hey you gotta play the game how you play it i think a lot of a lot
21:21of energy that has been working under the surface is gonna come to light but it is the name of the
21:28game but it is girl i am having second thoughts about performing in week one because my decision
21:37was based off of taking care of athena i have to go against juicy and nene's in my group as well
21:43and that bitch is fierce competition girls this kind of show is about to be fierce bitch
21:48you ready to break a lash break a lash tighten those tucks and get ready
21:52to the main stage of rupaul's drag race she's been playing raider queen for 15 seasons
22:03it's michelle visage and you know what i ain't been wrong yet
22:07the hilarious ross matthews now ross have you ever been rated well i recently got two thumbs up
22:16my butt
22:16and our extra special guest judge international pop sensation zara larson
22:25ru i got one thing to say to you
22:27literally translated from swedish don't shit in the blue cupboard
22:33which of course means don't fuck it up
22:36aww i love it
22:38i wish you would have told me about five minutes ago
22:41don't check the blue covers
22:43this week we put the queens in charge for the raider queen talent show part one
22:49and tonight on the runway category is not today satin
22:54racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
22:59category is not today satin up first sierra mist
23:10aww rosemary's baby is all growed up
23:12yet she has her father's horns and her mother's hooves
23:16we're not just wearing satin we are satin
23:20for any of you seamstresses out there satin we know she's a bitch
23:23so this dress she was a demon from hell to make
23:27i'm always giving a little bit of fashion with a little bit of horror
23:31get into the devil wears sierra
23:33never trust a girl who wears cloven hooves
23:36up next juicy love dion
23:39i'm in the mood for roughage
23:41how's your head
23:43a lettuce
23:44for this runway look my designer
23:47and i have decided to take satin
23:50into this gorgeous carnivorous plant
23:53i'm just showing the judges every angle of this perfect outfit
23:57it's very structured very tall
23:59a little difficult to walk in but guess what
24:01i look fucking incredible
24:03feed me seymour
24:05uh venus your fly trap is open
24:07nene coco
24:09oh i'm seeing stars
24:12i wonder if she's ever helped a lost seaman
24:14oh a few
24:15oh lots
24:16satin is a material that i hate working with
24:19so this is a commission from another drag artist that i love
24:21it's my first time wearing a look created by somebody else
24:24and they brought the vision to life 100%
24:26my drag has always felt high femme alien creature-esque vibe
24:30but this time i feel exceptionally out of this world bitch
24:34word on the street is nene gives good coral
24:36vita von tisse
24:40she earns everything
24:43you heard of the emerald city
24:44uh-huh
24:45well then some emerald titties
24:46yes thank you very much
24:48i am gliding down this runway as gracefully as i know how
24:52as if i am floating on air
24:55full glamorous head-to-toe look
24:57and emerald green mikado satin
25:00gold jewels draped across my bosom
25:02emerald green eleganza
25:04i didn't know we had a golden glove winner here
25:07make it a double
25:08i always do
25:10darlene mitchell
25:13hope she's bringing a casserole
25:15ruched for his pleasure
25:19this is a major departure in terms of what is my usual drag aesthetic
25:24i can't help but to tear this skirt off
25:27this is cinderella after she got to the ball
25:29and in true darlene fashion reveal this cute little satin party dress
25:34i've taken the critique about the shoes and i upgraded or downgraded but they are satin so i feel like they fit the brief
25:41she didn't lose her glass slipper she lost her virginity
25:44mama said you're gonna be a star
25:48a mia star
25:49oh beau you didn't
25:51oh christmas came early
25:53all over her tits
25:54this look to me is very special because my drag mother made this and i'm just so happy that i'm able to
26:02bring a piece of her to bring a piece of her with me along this journey i am wearing the finest red satin tit to ankle i am the tree top on that christmas tree baby the biggest ball bow tie pasta
26:12what i love about mia she's really present
26:18mikey meek
26:20i think her ribbon is slightly erect
26:23mikey meek stars in the lady wore satin i am wrapped with this icy blue satin ribbon i'm giving over the top glamour
26:34this is one of my favorite outfits i'm selling it like it is the ultimate showstopper
26:40little leather and satin is that what you call michelle and i uh-huh leather and satin yeah you're the leather obviously no actually michelle is the leather oh darn it
26:49athena dion
26:51two words think pink i'm giving an homage to one of my favorite movies of all time to wang fu chichi rodriguez i've got my pink satin turban on my look is completely made of satin and i can't say the same for some of the other girls on the runway
27:06tell me this pink isn't the most shocking color you've ever seen and the rhinestone placement
27:10chef's kiss honey i finished with the bedroom now let me get to the kitchen
27:15yes
27:16the question remains can you please her
27:20terracotta's terrahotta
27:22they're not satin pillows mother they're called breasts
27:26i'm feeling my island girl vibe ready for vacation
27:30i'm feeling really satiny but most of all bitch i'm feeling grateful the designer was not able to give me my outfit on time i did not have anything
27:37so jane gave me this oversized coat that just so happened to be made completely out of satin that can fit me and girl i sold it up and made it into this dress honey
27:45it is giving me a little thank you for realness but jane thank you so much you saved my life bitch
27:49well she's definitely an auto
27:50up next jane don't oh she's a dirty birdie
27:55take that bjork
27:57i'm walking down the runway giving very woman with a bird on her vibes
28:03i've had this bird for a few years her name is denise
28:07she's a wife a mother and she's looking to get back out there
28:11this look is very jane
28:14fashion-y and grandiose and also kind of silly
28:18that's gonna be delicious tonight
28:19you know firm me up some and put some of that hot honey on it
28:23Discord Adams
28:28oh she's so extra extra
28:30you know her favorite section of the paper
28:32what is it
28:33the hobituary
28:34i wanted to look like i just rolled out of a dumpster
28:38covered in every single satin dress i've ever been thrown away
28:41i have custom printed satin newspaper
28:44hit against my chest like the wind has just smacked it against me
28:48i am strutting down the runway
28:49and as i make my way back
28:51the train is now my own personal runway
28:54why don't you come over here and bury the lead
29:00welcome to part one of the raider queen talent show
29:09first up she's poetry in motion
29:12i hate myself today
29:18this nothing i've become
29:20this hard yet weak this cold this bleak this nothing i've become
29:24it hopes to rearrange endure the growing pains of change i ask myself could i be more than this nothing i've become
29:32my mind goes blank
29:33bones break
29:35turn to liquid
29:37unformed
29:38will i survive
29:39to be revived
29:40so i might be reformed as someone happy
29:43someone kind
29:44someone who i recognize
29:46spark is built upon the shards of their life reclaimed
29:50and suddenly it comes flooding back
29:52the light i once knew
29:54remembering how to smile
29:56i feel its warmth as i break the reward
29:59hey
30:00and for the first time in a long time i know who i am
30:04this power
30:05this joy
30:06this strength
30:07this love
30:08this beauty i've become
30:10it was a very beautiful performance but i don't know if i fully got the message
30:21the poem was like full sigourney weaver alien situation but about hating yourself
30:28okay
30:31up next
30:33ready player one
30:35it's juicy love dion
30:37wait what does this button do
30:39the juicy experience is loading in three two one
30:43manufactured in miami not available in stores
30:46she's the brand new fresh edition with the custom i8 core
30:50pixel perfect princess always landing on her toes
30:53when she steps onto the stage she lets everybody know
30:56juicy i8 that
30:58you see that i8 that
30:59juicy i8 that
31:01you see that i8 that
31:03juicy i8 that
31:04you see that i8 that
31:06juicy i8 that
31:07juicy i8 that
31:08you see that i8 that
31:10controllers up
31:12are you ready for the combo
31:14up up triangle
31:15did you like that split
31:17now let's try high kick
31:19left right and hold
31:20are you ready for the big one bro
31:22press the big red
31:24big red
31:26you see that i8 that
31:27you see that i8 that
31:28juicy i8 that
31:31quick unplugger
31:32there's juicy in the system
31:34yeah
31:36got your granddaughter
31:41i'm surprised
31:42juicy is a star honey
31:43she comes from the athena dion academy for young aspiring artists and she serve it
31:47and she served it.
31:51Just incredible, sweetie.
31:53Like, amazing.
31:54This is why I'm happy I chose week two.
31:58Up next, this bitch is bugging.
32:02It's Nene Coco.
32:04A female praying mantis is a formidable creature.
32:08She's strong.
32:10She's large.
32:12Well, not that large, but she is agile.
32:17Come on, bitch!
32:19Bitch did a ground-off back handspring,
32:21and I'm like,
32:22you better watch out, bitch.
32:24To the male mantis, she's quite the turn-on.
32:27He might be looking for a mate,
32:29but she might be making his head her next meal.
32:34You want to make me a mother?
32:36Well, I want to make you dinner.
32:41You want to make me a mother?
32:43Well, I want to make you dinner.
32:45I'm hungry.
32:47And you're naughty.
32:49You want to make me a mother?
32:50Well, I want to make you dinner.
32:52Dinner.
32:52Come on, girl!
32:53I want to make you dinner.
32:56I want to make you dinner.
33:01Come on, baby!
33:03You better eat that high.
33:04You want to make me a mother?
33:05Well, I want to make you dinner.
33:08Hey.
33:08I think I killed the mother mantis performance.
33:16You want to make me a mother?
33:17I want to make you dinner.
33:19The judges were laughing.
33:20I'm confident in the performance.
33:21I'm not confident that my sisters are going to vote me fairly.
33:24Notice yourself.
33:25Don't go on a date with Nene.
33:28Up next, let's get physical with Vita Von Teese Star.
33:34All right, girl.
33:35Ain't nobody working out for help.
33:37We're doing this for the snacks.
33:40Are those sneakers?
33:40Now, if you want that cookie, you got to do that Bam-a-Bus.
33:47Bam-a-Bus.
33:49Bam-a-Bus.
33:49Bam-a-Bus.
33:50Bam-a-Bus.
33:51Bam-a-Bus.
33:52Bam-a-Bus.
33:54First bend your knees, then march your back.
33:57Turn around and pop it like that.
33:59Step to the left.
34:00Step to the right.
34:01Throw your arms.
34:02But keep it tight.
34:03Bounce two times and spin real quick.
34:04Kick lean back.
34:05Hit the quick clip.
34:06Remember that cookie girl.
34:07Don't give a fuck.
34:08That's how you do the Bam-a-Bus.
34:09That cookie good, good
34:11That cookie with
34:12You gotta work, work
34:15That's where it's ready
34:16That cookie sweet, sweet
34:18That cookie top, top
34:20You take a big bite
34:22And get you just right
34:23That cookie
34:25That cookie
34:27That cookie
34:29That cookie
34:31Is that the words?
34:39I couldn't tell
34:40Seems like it
34:41Vita, Vita, Vita
34:42I love Vita
34:43But it's given a little
34:45Geriatric workout video
34:46I'm confused and I'm worried now
34:48Up next
34:50Grab a tool and start banging
34:53It's Darlene Mitchell
34:55Hey there, Miss RuPaul
34:57Oh, and hey, Michelle
34:58The name's Darlene Mitchell
35:00And despite what you might think
35:01I'm actually pretty handy
35:02Now listen close
35:04Cause I'm about to teach y'all
35:05A thing or two about proper mounting
35:06Finding a stud
35:07Good wood
35:08And the perfect screw
35:10Hit it
35:11If it's light and it's small
35:12Doesn't carry weight at all
35:13I use a nail
35:14For a frame, for a plaque
35:15Once it's in it
35:16We'll come back
35:16I use a nail
35:17Feeling too tight?
35:19Push with all your might
35:20And if you feel it slipping
35:21Give it a good gripping
35:22But sometimes
35:23You just need something more
35:25Something solid
35:26To endure
35:27Like if it's heavy
35:29And it's tall
35:29Like a mirror
35:30On the wall
35:30I need a screw
35:31For a TV on display
35:33To be certain
35:33It won't sway
35:34I need a screw
35:34If it's big
35:35If it's thick
35:36And it really needs to stick
35:37Honey
35:37I need a screw
35:39Now twist it to the right
35:41Make sure it's nice and tight
35:43Oh my god
35:44And remember
35:44If you need something hung
35:46Call me, sugar
35:47I'll get the job done
35:48It's Darlene, by the way
35:49Now get to screwing
35:51Screwing
35:55I just asked where the tape was
35:57Darlene's talent
36:01Has this kind of like
36:03Peewee's playhouse
36:04Quality
36:05That I can get into
36:06Your earrings
36:07They're screws
36:08Yeah
36:08You're committed to this bit
36:10Aren't you?
36:11But like
36:12That wig is an OSHA violation
36:13Last but not least
36:15Back it up
36:17From Mia Star
36:18I'm a big bag
36:30Test me
36:31Guaranteed
36:31Get your wig snatched
36:32I got a bag
36:33I don't need a six pack
36:34Dancing with the stars
36:35Already did that
36:36Yeah
36:37Can't stop my wife
36:38With Mia
36:39All the boys say
36:40You look good
36:40Mia
36:41Test me
36:42With your chick
36:42With Mia
36:43These hoes
36:44Walk
36:44Take them all
36:44To the clinic
36:45Mama Mia
36:45We got to
36:47Here we go
36:47Here we go
36:52Here we go
36:52Here we go
36:53Here we go
36:55Crown
36:55Crown
36:56Me
36:56Oh
36:56This year I take
36:58I better stop
36:59Got two big titties
37:00In my bra
37:00I'm the better
37:01Big bag
37:01Y'all ever stop
37:02If a ho test me
37:03I'ma break the law
37:04Oh Mia
37:05Oh Mia
37:06A ho better than me
37:07I don't see her
37:08I'ma read these hoes
37:09Like them
37:10And I'ma take your man
37:11When I see her
37:12Bitch
37:17Nasty
37:18I did not realize
37:21We had gone to the VMAs
37:22Everybody
37:23Judgement day is here
37:27And I don't want to be
37:29In charge of putting
37:30My girls in the bottom
37:30I am filled with anxiety
37:33That's that Swedish songwriting
37:35At it's best
37:36Right there
37:36Welcome queens
37:40Thank you for putting the taint
37:42In entertainment
37:43Tonight
37:45Raider queen rules
37:47Are in full effect
37:49There will be
37:50No judges critiques
37:52Instead
37:52The queens that watched
37:54Will rank the performing queens
37:56From top to bottom
37:57Side to side
37:58And from sea
38:00To shining sea
38:01So while y'all
38:04Raid a queen backstage
38:06The judges and I
38:07Will hallucinate
38:09Jealous
38:11You may leave the stage
38:13Alright now
38:16Just between us girlfriends
38:17What do you think?
38:19Now listen
38:19The queens are
38:20Raiding each other
38:21But I want to know
38:22What you think
38:23Up first
38:23Sierra
38:24I thought that performance
38:25Told us a lot about her
38:26Because so far
38:27She's kind of been
38:27The wacky one
38:28And this told us
38:28A little bit more
38:29Of who she is
38:30What she represents
38:31I did think she looked beautiful
38:33Especially when she ripped apart
38:34The outfit
38:35She made me want to
38:36McRib real bad
38:37It's been a minute
38:38But it was almost like
38:40The costume
38:41Was the talent
38:43The words
38:43It's nothing I've become
38:45It didn't even really
38:46Settle into my body
38:48Until maybe afterwards
38:49I just was sort of
38:50In the mood for like
38:51A death drop
38:52And get me on my feet
38:53And it wasn't that
38:55But it was beautiful
38:56I applaud somebody
38:57Who comes here
38:57And takes a big swing
38:58And a risk
38:58But I don't know
38:59That Pochi translates
39:00Super well
39:01On this runway
39:02Unless a poem starts
39:04With there was a man
39:05From Nantucket
39:06Juicy love Dion
39:08What a performer
39:11I loved everything about it
39:12That's what I want to see
39:13Right
39:14She had a point of view
39:15It wasn't just dancing
39:16There was a character
39:17She was a robot
39:19It's like she turned
39:19Into a little drag Roomba
39:20Going around the floor
39:21The execution was
39:2410 out of 10
39:25I also love that
39:26She didn't need
39:26Any extras on stage
39:27She showed up
39:28She ate
39:29She did
39:30Yeah
39:30And I love the fact
39:31That even though
39:31She was lip syncing
39:32And all that
39:33She sold it
39:34She really acted out
39:35Every syllable of her song
39:37And I was here for that
39:38I would hate to lip sync
39:39Next to her
39:40Alright
39:41Nini Coco
39:41This was one of my favorites
39:43Both the runway look
39:44And the talent show
39:46It's fun
39:47It's someone who likes to play
39:48It was so silly
39:50And so entertaining
39:52And beautifully executed
39:53That is what I love
39:54About drag
39:55I thought
39:56She was amazing
39:57Like
39:58Take the whole
40:00Hilarious performance
40:01Out of it
40:01And just look at her
40:02In that praying mantis outfit
40:03The costume
40:04The fit
40:05The makeup
40:06It is top tier drag
40:08And she threw
40:09A back handspring in there
40:09Not to be outdone
40:10But you
40:10This was a smart act to do
40:13If biology classes
40:14Was like that
40:15Maybe I would have
40:16Graduated high school
40:17Yeah me too
40:18Yes
40:19You got a good point
40:19You should be a teacher
40:20Yeah
40:21Like I love that
40:22Alright
40:23Davida Von Teese
40:24Okay here was my problem
40:25She was in a gym
40:26She looked great
40:27But she looked like
40:29I look when I try
40:31To go to the gym
40:31Like slightly confused
40:33I don't really want to be there
40:34And I just really want a cookie
40:35You know
40:37It's almost like
40:38She was second guessing
40:38Herself in the moment
40:40She dropped her lip sync
40:41Quite a few times
40:42She kept looking away
40:44Upside down
40:45Behind her
40:47And I don't think
40:48That is a really smart thing
40:50To do
40:50When you've got one minute
40:51To sell yourself
40:53We've seen queens
40:54Come out here
40:54And do aerobics routine
40:55So if you're gonna do that
40:57You have got to
40:58Knock our socks off
40:59And she didn't
41:00Not this time
41:01Let's talk about
41:02Darlene Mitchell
41:03The performance
41:03I thought was super fun
41:05And super cute
41:06Could she have pushed it further?
41:07Absolutely
41:08But she's got something
41:09Really special
41:10And really charming
41:11I was having a good time
41:13I wish it was longer
41:14I mean they only have
41:15What 60 seconds
41:16So I would have loved
41:17To see an even longer set
41:19And maybe then
41:20Pushing it further
41:21Some of the queens
41:21Have been able to do
41:22A story arc
41:23In that 60 seconds
41:25That really makes it feel
41:26Yeah they make it
41:27Actually feel like
41:28There's a full story
41:29Being told there
41:30I have to talk
41:31About the runway
41:31Okay so when I was
41:33Growing up
41:33I always wanted a Barbie
41:34So I took my brother's
41:35G.I. Joe
41:35And then made dresses
41:36For them
41:37Out of you know
41:38Tissues and things like that
41:39My dresses look
41:40Like her dress
41:41Thank you
41:43It just looked
41:44Like a little amateur hour
41:45I think she's better
41:46Than that
41:47I do
41:47There's something about
41:48The hair that speaks to me
41:49What's it saying?
41:51Take me off
41:52Take me off
41:54Right
41:55Nia Star
41:56I love when a performer
41:57Just bitch slaps me
41:58And just tells me
41:59You don't know shit
42:00Right
42:02And that's what she did
42:03She just was like
42:04Come here
42:04Don't worry about it
42:05I got it
42:05And I didn't
42:06She was perfection
42:08You know
42:08She moves in a way
42:10That for me
42:10Is instantly iconic
42:11And recognizable
42:12You know
42:12That's how she dances
42:14Anybody else dances like that
42:15They're copying her
42:16She had two songs in one
42:18She went from like
42:19The one rap rhythm
42:20To like the
42:20Two Live Crew rap rhythm
42:22I was so down for that
42:24All of us were having
42:24The best time
42:25When she was doing
42:26Her performance
42:27Two big titties
42:28Two amazing songs
42:30Why have one
42:32And you can have two
42:32I thought you didn't like poetry
42:34So judges
42:37I want to know
42:38Your bottom two
42:39And your top two
42:41Okay
42:41My top are Juicy and Mia
42:44Bottom two for me
42:46Are Vida
42:47And probably Ciara
42:49I'm going to go
42:50Juicy and Mia
42:50For top two
42:51My bottom would be
42:52Ciara
42:53And Vida
42:54I guess if I had to put bottoms
42:56Then it would be
42:57Darlene
42:57And Vida
42:59My top two
43:00Mia Star
43:01And Juicy love Dion
43:03Although I do love
43:04The praying mantis
43:05I do love that Nini
43:06But those are my top three
43:08How about that
43:09Alright
43:10Silence
43:11The queens are about
43:12To make their decisions
43:14Ooh
43:14And I can't wait
43:16To see how this turns out
43:17Me too
43:18It is time to clock in
43:25And rate these girls
43:27I hate
43:28Hate
43:29Hate
43:29Hate
43:29This
43:30Oh
43:31Can I plead the fifth
43:34A queen's got to do
43:35What a queen's got to do
43:37Okay
43:38Let's rock
43:40First position
43:41In first position
43:42Juicy loved Dion
43:44Based on her outstanding performance
43:46And her absolutely gorgeous runway
43:49And maybe a family connection or two
43:51In first position
43:52I'm going to go with my sister
43:54Mia Star
43:55Her talent was impeccable
43:57She was boom cackin' bitch
43:59Boom
44:00I put Mia first
44:01We had an alliance
44:02Got that out of the way
44:03Her runway wasn't the best
44:04But we still had a deal bitch
44:06In second position
44:07In second position
44:08I'm going to be fair
44:09And I am going to put
44:11Meanie Coco
44:11I think that Meanie's number
44:13Was great
44:14I am docking some points
44:15Because I have seen it before
44:17In second position
44:18I'm putting
44:20Mia Star
44:21Her talent
44:22Had me hyped as hell
44:24In third position
44:25In third position
44:25Darlene Mitchell
44:27Her talent show
44:28Her talent show was a hoot
44:29Darlene's number was great
44:31It was very silly
44:32It was very her
44:33And she looked like a damn supermodel
44:35In her runway
44:36In third position
44:37I'm going to go with my sister
44:39Mia Star
44:40Her performance was incredible
44:42Her song is something
44:43I would listen to
44:44On a day-to-day basis
44:45In fourth position
44:46In fourth position
44:48This is where it starts getting hard
44:52I'm putting
44:54Sierra Mist
44:55Sierra had a beautiful talent
44:57I do think there were
44:58A few slip-ups
44:59I don't think the reveals
45:00Were as strong
45:00As she wanted them to be
45:01In fourth position
45:02I am going to put
45:03Vita Von Teestar
45:04I really enjoyed
45:06Watching Vita perform
45:07My plan is to
45:09Vote 98%
45:11Honestly
45:11And 2%
45:13To keep my girl Vita safe
45:14Fourth position
45:16I'm at a crossroads
45:18Right now
45:19Nini did a great job
45:21Vita
45:21As much as I love her
45:22I just can't say
45:24It was the same level
45:25As Nini's
45:25Oh wait
45:26Neither of these bitches
45:27Picked me for their
45:28Q girl group
45:29Did they?
45:32Fuck these hoes
45:33Give them both
45:34A sixth place spot
45:34In fifth position
45:36I'm going to put
45:36Vita Von Teestar
45:37I love Vita so much
45:40But I don't think
45:41This was her strongest
45:42Performance that I've
45:43Ever seen
45:43In fifth position
45:45I'm going to have
45:46To go with
45:47My bestie Miss Sierra
45:50Miss
45:50Her runway walk
45:51Was a little clunky
45:52Her performance
45:54Did fall a little
45:55Flat for me
45:56And I really hate
45:56To say that
45:57Because this is my
45:57Conceptual sister honey
45:59We had an alliance
46:00But in my opinion
46:01Sierra had the
46:02Weakest talent show
46:02But I cannot put
46:03Her last girl
46:04In fifth position
46:05I'm putting
46:06Vita Von Teestar
46:08The concept is not
46:10My favorite
46:10I feel like we've
46:11Seen it before
46:12And I do think
46:13Flat sneakers
46:14Are a bit unforgivable
46:16And last but not least
46:18In sixth position
46:19Sierra Missed
46:21Your runway
46:21Was the least best
46:23Of everybody
46:25I had to watch today
46:26Miss Darlene Mitchell
46:27Her performance
46:29I just did not find
46:30The song funny
46:31In sixth position
46:32I'm putting
46:33Darlene Mitchell
46:34There were funny moments
46:36In the talent
46:37It was good
46:38But I think she
46:39Was outdone
46:40By her sisters
46:41In the same way
46:41In the runway
46:42Don't think it was
46:43Darlene's night
46:44Oh
46:45Fuck this sucks
46:47Oh my god
46:48Do I want to
46:49Change anything
46:49I think I'm going to
46:51Lock my choices in
46:53And that's
46:55The tea
46:55And that
46:56Is the tea
46:58That
46:59Is the tea
47:00And that's
47:00The tea
47:01Stupid
47:01Ladies
47:05Your fellow queens
47:07Have made some decisions
47:09Nini Coco
47:12Vida Vontis
47:15Darlene Mitchell
47:17Based on the
47:19Raider Queen results
47:20You are all safe
47:23You may join
47:26The other girls
47:27Based on the
47:33Raider Queen results
47:34The top two queens
47:35Of the week are
47:37Juicy Love Dion
47:38And Mia Starr
47:39To be in the top
47:44Raider by the other girls
47:45Feels quite amazing
47:46Thank you bitches
47:48You know what
47:49You're real bitches
47:50Okay
47:50Thank you
47:51Sierra Mist
47:53I'm sorry my dear
47:54But the queens
47:55Have rated you
47:56The bottom queen
47:57Next week
47:59You will lip sync
48:01For your life
48:02Well shit
48:04This wham glam
48:06Thank you ma'am
48:07Didn't work out for me
48:08Thankfully
48:08I've got a whole week
48:10To figure out
48:10How I'm going to
48:11Make sure I stay
48:12And I sent one of
48:13These other girls home
48:14Juicy Love Dion
48:17Mia Starr
48:18This week
48:19You both won
48:20Over your sisters
48:21But tonight
48:22There can only be
48:23One winner
48:24Two top queens
48:27Stand before me
48:28Prior to tonight
48:29You were asked
48:30To prepare
48:30A lip sync performance
48:31Of Pretty Ugly
48:33By Zara Larson
48:34Ladies
48:35This is your chance
48:36To impress me
48:37And win a cash tip
48:40Of $5,000
48:41Oh my god
48:45It is me
48:46And my DT Mia
48:47I have a fierce bitch
48:48Next to me
48:49Let's go
48:50Monty has to show
48:51Niece how it's done
48:53Young bitch
48:54Against old bitch
48:54What it do boo
48:55The time has come
48:57For you to lip sync
49:00For the win
49:03I don't think
49:06The world is ready
49:07For what they're
49:08About to fucking witness
49:08Bitch you already
49:09Saw how they cut up
49:10Doing a talent show
49:11Child
49:12This
49:13It's about to be
49:14A good one bitch
49:15Good luck
49:15And don't
49:17Fuck it up
49:19Have you ever seen
49:20A pretty girl
49:21Get ugly like this
49:23Let's see like this
49:25You sing her shit
49:27Have you ever seen
49:28A pretty girl
49:29Get ugly like this
49:31Let's see like this
49:33I'ma throw a fit
49:37Make you sick
49:38Gasolina on your shit
49:40Blue eyeshadow bitch
49:41Singin' that
49:42I might slip a tie
49:45Crash your bends
49:46I'ma hook up with your friend
49:48Do that shit again
49:49Singin' that
49:50Break up
49:52Runnin' down my face
49:54Kickin' off my heels
49:56Come on, dress this way
49:58They tell me to be nice
50:00Slashin' on my face
50:02Sometimes that girl
50:03Don't wanna be well
50:05Behaved
50:06Have you ever seen
50:08A pretty girl
50:09Get ugly like this
50:11You sing like this
50:13You sing like this
50:15Have you ever seen
50:16A pretty girl
50:17Get ugly like this
50:19You sing like this
50:21You sing like this
50:23Everybody's telling me
50:25Sit there and be pretty
50:25But I'm feelin' like
50:26I wanna cause some trouble
50:27In the city tonight
50:28Fuck the ladylike
50:29Run like crazy like
50:30Oh my god
50:33I'ma hook up
50:34When I took it too far
50:35And afraid of night
50:36Fuck the ladylike
50:37Run like crazy like
50:38Make up
50:40Runnin' down my
50:42My Miami girls are
50:43Dancing their ass off
50:45Go Juicy
50:45Go Mia
50:46Go Juicy
50:47Go Mia
50:47Have you ever seen
50:48A pretty girl
50:49Get ugly like this
50:51You sing like this
50:53You sing like shit
50:55Have you ever seen
50:56A pretty girl
50:57Get ugly like this
51:00You sing like this
51:02You sing like shit
51:03I don't need no alpha
51:05I can see you're terrifying
51:09I don't need no alpha
51:13I can see you're terrifying
51:17I don't need no alpha
51:21I can see you're terrifying
51:25I can see you're terrifying
51:29Like this
51:32Like this
51:34I am dead
51:43That is how
51:46You compete
51:46For the crown
51:47That was everything
51:49That was everything
51:50I've made my decision
51:53Juicy love Dion
52:01Mia star
52:04It's a tie
52:04The fact that I'm able to stand
52:15Toe to toe
52:15With this young
52:16Underbody bitch
52:18This is so exciting
52:19I love it
52:19Condragulations
52:20You are both winners baby
52:22Yes
52:23You've each won
52:25A cash tip
52:26Of $2,500
52:27Yes honey
52:28If I'm gonna share
52:29Anything with anybody
52:31It is my motherfucking teepee
52:33One of my biggest inspirations
52:35Mia
52:35You ate that
52:36Condragulations queens
52:40Next week
52:41The tables will be turned
52:43At the Raider Queen
52:44Talent Show
52:45Part 2
52:46And one queen
52:48Will be
52:49Eliminated
52:50Now remember
52:52If you can't love yourself
52:54How in the hell
52:54You gonna love somebody else
52:55Can I get an amen
52:56Up in here
52:57Amen
52:57Alright
52:58Now let the music play
52:59Time on RuPaul's Drag Race
53:01The girls that we judge
53:02Are now judging us
53:04Athena
53:05Please
53:06Don't kill me
53:07I think it's undeniable
53:09That relationships
53:09Are gonna be part of it
53:10And candidly
53:11I have to think strategically
53:12For myself as well
53:13I am not ready to
53:15Leave this competition
53:16Do you have someone
53:18In particular
53:18That you feel
53:19There is a sense
53:21Of ranks
53:22Kind of being closed
53:23It's not a comfortable
53:24Feeling to be
53:25On the outside of that
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