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Sisters 2023 Season 2 Episode 1
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00:00Sarah, it's your mother. It's about your father. He wasn't actually your father.
00:06What the fuck?
00:09Are you Cheryl?
00:10There he is.
00:11That's my father.
00:12Oh, and that there is my Susie.
00:14I have a sister.
00:16What the fuck?
00:17Would you look at the size of that ring, Susie?
00:20Getting married in the fall.
00:22Steve.
00:23Steve, I can't talk. I'm pooping.
00:24I need your opinion on Save the Date station, right?
00:26Mm-hmm.
00:27Mom, what happened?
00:29Where is Daryl?
00:30He's not well, Susan.
00:31He's not well. He's a fucking psychopath.
00:34Morning, Susan.
00:34Fuck off, Daryl.
00:36Ah, shit.
00:37Are you sure you know how to drive this thing?
00:38You want to find your long-lost father?
00:44What if he doesn't like me?
00:45What if you don't like him?
00:47You're gorgeous.
00:47Are you sure you're mine?
00:49He's sober.
00:50He wants to make up for lost time.
00:52Jimmy?
00:53Get off of her!
00:54Get your fucking hands away from me, you fucking American slut.
00:57I always thought nothing good could come from him.
01:00But she came from him.
01:02She made me feel like there's some fucking hope out there.
01:05I'm going to go get your ring back.
01:06See you back at the van.
01:07Okay?
01:07But it's all right.
01:11I follow you.
01:12What the fuck?
01:27Do you need a hand?
01:29Are we ready?
01:30Yeah.
01:32One sec.
01:40Oh, my God.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:44I'm speechless.
01:46It's good, isn't it?
01:47What do you think, Kristen?
01:48It's just...
01:49I'm jealous.
01:51And I don't say that lightly.
01:53It is just the teensiest bit tied around the waist.
01:56Well, shall I get my measuring tape?
01:57No, no, no.
01:58Everyone drops five the week of.
01:59It will be perfect.
02:02I love that it's...
02:03It's not too wedding-y, you know?
02:05It's classic.
02:06Like you could dye it black and wear it to a funeral.
02:08Uh...
02:09I'm home.
02:33Shh.
02:36She's asleep.
02:37Hey, you.
02:39That's my gorgeous girl.
02:42Thank you for staying late, by the way.
02:44I know, I know.
02:45We're into overtime.
02:45Yeah, listen, she's out of sorts, but I gave her some medicine.
02:47Oh, you're amazing.
02:49Yeah, and, uh...
02:50Would you mind paying me for last week?
02:52That was one time.
02:53Yeah, we'll just do it.
02:54Thanks, Suze.
02:55You have one new message.
03:16Hello, Ms. Horowitz.
03:18It's the gynecologist calling you.
03:20You missed your appointment again.
03:22We need to reschedule you yet again.
03:24Please call us back.
03:55Oh, God.
04:01Oh, God.
04:12Oh, God.
04:14OK.
04:16Oh, fuck!
04:18Can you get HIV from a pussy needle?
04:25Oh, God.
04:29Oh, God.
04:31Oh, God.
04:32Oh, God.
04:33Oh, God.
04:35Oh, God.
04:36Ding dong.
04:37Oh, come in.
04:39It's a knockout.
04:41You are a knockout.
04:43Oh, thank you.
04:45You know, my mother wasn't at my wedding, either.
04:47Oh, that's not...
04:48And I just want to say, I am available to you.
04:51I want you to feel like I'm your mother, too.
04:54Oh.
04:55You know, I always wanted a daughter.
04:57I kept popping them out, thinking this time it will be a girl.
05:01I couldn't risk a fourth circumcision.
05:03I was stunned.
05:04Passed out all three times.
05:05It was all Charles.
05:06He was so set on a matchy-matchy teeny-weeny.
05:10But look, I'm so glad I did it.
05:12Because who would have known that my son would marry a Jew?
05:16Uh-oh.
05:16And I would have little Jewish grandbabies.
05:20Yay.
05:21Too early for martinis?
05:23Never.
05:24That's my girl.
05:26See you in a sec.
05:27Mom.
05:52Oh, Susie.
05:56Oh, God.
05:57They said that the coffin has to be closed
06:02on account of, well, you know.
06:07I'll never see his lovely face again.
06:12And he was going to be my plus one.
06:16Your plus one?
06:17For what?
06:24Came last week.
06:25I didn't want to show you what was everything he had going on.
06:31I got one, too.
06:34She's marrying Steve?
06:36Yeah.
06:36That lovely little fella.
06:38Well, Jesus.
06:39Good luck with that.
06:40Oh, Susie.
06:41I don't know what she did to that poor girl, but isn't she the bigger person?
06:47I didn't do anything to her.
06:49Right.
06:49Nothing between here for 18 months.
06:53Listen.
06:53I'm going to go to bed.
06:57You should, too, okay?
06:59Right.
07:01Good night.
07:02Good luck, Char.
07:28I'm going to go to bed.
07:29I'm going to go to bed for her.
07:30I'm going to go to bed for her.
07:31I'm going to go to bed for her.
07:32No.
07:33Okay.
07:34So can you scooch down for me a little bit?
07:35Mm-hmm.
07:36Just a little bit more.
07:37Okay.
07:38A little further.
07:39Okay.
07:40So you know the drill.
07:41In.
07:42In.
07:43In.
07:44There we go.
07:45Okay.
07:46Oh, look at this uterus.
07:48It's beautiful.
07:49Heart-shaped.
07:50Mm.
07:51Are you Canadian?
07:52You're the first person in 15 years not to ask me if I'm American.
07:56I'm from Vancouver.
07:58My sister lives in Toronto.
08:00I haven't seen her for a long time.
08:02Oh.
08:03Well, I hope your sister knows how brave you are.
08:05I couldn't do it.
08:06Which bit?
08:07The whole kid bit.
08:08Dog mom only for me.
08:10God, you're so sure.
08:11Oh, yeah.
08:12I've always known.
08:13Well, if you could bottle that, you'd be a rich woman.
08:15I work in fertility.
08:16I already am.
08:18Yep.
08:19All right.
08:20Some more pressure raise.
08:21Oh, God.
08:22I hope it all works out for you and your sister will have to come home and be an auntie.
08:26All right.
08:27Coming out.
08:28There we go.
08:29Well, it all looks good.
08:30And don't forget to take off your necklace.
08:32Oh, yeah.
08:33Name and patient number.
08:35Uh, Susan Malloy 71236.
08:38You consent to me inserting a suppository into your rectum during this procedure.
08:41In for a penny?
08:42You have to answer yes or no.
08:44Oh, yeah.
08:45Yes.
08:46Now for the best bit.
08:47Cocktail hour.
08:49Count back from ten.
08:51Ten.
08:53Nine.
08:54Death.
08:55Death.
08:56Death.
08:58Is coming.
09:00For all of us.
09:02I lost my mother to cancer.
09:05Almost two years ago now.
09:07We are nowhere with this stuff.
09:09And if the cancer doesn't get us, then global warming surely will.
09:15Uh, that was just my attempt at some Irish humor.
09:22I'm half Irish.
09:23I'm still culturally practicing that.
09:28Uh, I'm getting married next week.
09:36And, uh, my mother won't be at my wedding.
09:41She always used to say that knowledge is the most important thing because it's the only thing that nobody can take away from you.
09:47And the truth is, I never met a more intelligent woman.
09:51Person.
09:52She would say person.
09:53Um, but when it came to her health, she was, oh my God, she was so stubborn.
09:58She would skip smears and she would skip mammograms.
10:01I mean, sister of a gynecologist we're talking about here.
10:03And she always had some elaborate excuse.
10:05And I think we've all learned that the best medicine is the preventative kind.
10:10Yes.
10:11And that is why we are all here today to support my incredible Auntie Shelly's charity so that we can ensure women all over the world have access to the technology that they need to save their lives.
10:25Oh.
10:26Mm.
10:31Mm.
10:32All right.
10:34So we managed to get six eggs.
10:37Yay!
10:38We, uh, none of them matured.
10:41Oh.
10:42I'm sorry.
10:45But I did all the things you said.
10:48I've been living like a saint.
10:49Oh, no, no, no.
10:50None of this is your fault.
10:52I won't lie to you.
10:53It's unusual not to get any mature, viable eggs.
10:56However, many women have gone through this and have gone on to have very healthy children, okay?
11:01It's not the end of the road.
11:02It's just a bump, okay?
11:05So what, we'll book you for some more tests and another round.
11:11Thanks.
11:12I can get you some more biscuits.
11:14If you want.
11:15Here's your card.
11:16Thanks.
11:17Um, the nurse said you have beans for these.
11:18Needles, go out in the hall.
11:19Okay, hall.
11:20Fucking cost-sucker!
11:21This is so generous of you.
11:22What's the money for?
11:23If not for cancer.
11:24And thank you for hosting.
11:25It's the least I could do.
11:26It's the least I could do.
11:27We're meshechenenau.
11:28Oh, meshechenenau.
11:29Oh, meshechenenau, you mean.
11:30Yes.
11:31Good one, good try.
11:32She just gave me $50,000 like she was picking up my lunch tab.
11:33Come on, she means well.
11:34Oh, meshechenenau.
11:35Oh, meshechenenau, you mean.
11:36Yes.
11:37Good one, good try.
11:38You okay?
11:39How's the wedding prep coming?
11:40Yeah, great.
11:41Your mom would be proud of you.
11:42No, she wouldn't.
11:43Oh, meshechenenau.
11:44Oh, meshechenenau.
11:45Oh, meshechenenau.
11:46Oh, meshechenenau.
11:47Oh, meshechenenau.
11:48Oh, meshechenenau.
11:49Oh, meshechenenau.
11:50Oh, meshechenenau, you mean.
11:51Yes.
11:52Good one, good try.
11:54She just gave me $50,000 like she was picking up my lunch tab.
11:57Come on, she means well.
11:59Oh, shit.
12:01You okay?
12:02How's the wedding prep coming?
12:04Yeah, great.
12:05Your mom would be proud of you.
12:07No, she wouldn't.
12:08She hated weddings.
12:10Did you know they used to trade women for sheep?
12:13She just wanted you to be happy.
12:15Well, I am.
12:16Well, that's settled then.
12:20Oh, thank you.
12:24Oh, Auntie Shelley, would I be able to get you to write me a prescription?
12:28Just for some beta blockers?
12:30It's just a bit of pre-wedding anxiety.
12:32Sure, thanks.
12:33No problem.
12:35And you're still booked in with Dr. Friedman, right?
12:37Mm-hmm.
12:38He's the best guy I know in the country.
12:39Mm-hmm.
12:40Well, after me.
12:41Yeah.
12:42All booked.
12:43You have to stay on top of this.
12:44I know.
12:45Given your history?
12:46Yeah, I know.
12:47I know it sounds scary having your bits removed, but you have the gene cookie dough.
12:50You have a very high risk of developing what your mother had.
12:53Yeah, I know, I know.
12:54You look so much like her when you frown.
12:57Oh, that's bitter.
12:59Bye.
13:00Love you.
13:01Don't slouch.
13:10Daryl?
13:11Wash!
13:12Where the fuck are you?
13:13Watch Wash!
13:14Daryl?
13:15Daryl!
13:17The fuck!
13:18Daryl!
13:19Daryl!
13:20Daryl!
13:21Oh, God.
13:22Oh, my God.
13:45Now, how will you ever get by motion?
13:48God bless.
13:49May he sit at the right hand of God.
13:52The Lord would be lucky to have him.
13:54Oh, my God, would you look at her over there?
13:57What am I, chop liver?
13:59Don't mind that bluesy.
14:01Long Dolores.
14:07I don't know if you'll ever get over this.
14:10I don't think I will, Declan.
14:15You know he named an ice cream after me.
14:17Yes, like you, it was thick and fruity.
14:19He was my husband.
14:20He was my son.
14:21He broke my heart.
14:23He ripped me in two.
14:25Came out of me sideways.
14:27In order for a mother to bond with her son, she has to know the pain of delivering them into this world.
14:36It'll be you next.
14:37I beg your pardon?
14:38Sorry.
14:39That's something they say at wince, isn't it?
14:41OK.
14:44S corp!
14:45Come et.
14:48Oh, no.
14:53Ma'am?
14:54Ma'am? Ma'am?
15:02Mum, why did you take everything out of the van?
15:06I'm tired of seeing all these badly.
15:10I need something nice before I die.
15:12Daryl, you so wanted to see Niagara Falls.
15:19Will we go, Susie, to the wedding?
15:23I can't. I'm broke.
15:25But she sent us flights and everything.
15:28I don't know.
15:29Oh, Susie, your sister needs you on her special day.
15:33Please, come on. Please, Susie, please.
15:37OK, I'll go.
15:40If you get rid of this shit, Cam, it's a liability.
15:43Susie, a girl's trip!
15:46Let's have a nice leave to celebrate.
15:48All right.
15:49Oh, Susie, I can't believe you.
15:51Oh, there's only one chocolate.
15:52Come on, treat yourself.
15:53Oh, it's a mint chocolate chip. It'll do.
15:55I want some of them as well, them jelly babies.
15:58No!
15:59No!
16:00Come on, it's okay.
16:02What?
16:03That's odd.
16:05Susie.
16:06What?
16:07What's he charging for Cornettos?
16:11Oh, my God!
16:14I've never seen that much money. It's quite weird.
16:21God, maybe we should report it to the guards.
16:25What?
16:26What?
16:27That's Daryl's money.
16:29From all the ice cream he sold.
16:31Mum, cop on.
16:33There must be 50 grand there.
16:35Here.
16:36You know I've got a bad back.
16:38Oh, God.
16:39Take it.
16:40We'll put it in a cake tin.
16:42You know I keep having this dream where I'm trying to wake her because I have to tell her something urgently, but she's dead.
16:55I mean, it doesn't take Freud. It's obvious. I'm afraid of regrets. And yeah, okay, maybe I would have done things differently, but like it went the way it went. Things happen for a reason.
17:16You didn't feel you had a choice?
17:18I mean, yes, I had a choice, but no, it didn't really feel that way at the time.
17:22Anyway, she was probably relieved that I left. She never asked for any of this.
17:27You could argue, neither did you.
17:28Yeah, but I chose to find our father, which led me to her. I mean, she could have lived her whole life never even knowing I existed. The messenger always gets shot.
17:37So you got out before she could shoot you?
17:40Yeah.
17:42Okay, let's say that I'm her, okay? What would you want to say to me?
17:45Ugh, no, I, I...
17:47Yeah, come on, just try it. Just try it.
17:49Okay, um, I'm sorry.
17:54And what else?
17:56And I love you and I need you in my life.
18:03Feel better?
18:04Yeah, you know, I actually do feel a little bit better.
18:08I learned that in therapy. It's called a do-over.
18:11You go to therapy?
18:12Yeah, of course. Who doesn't?
18:13Right, no, I'm...
18:15Here you go.
18:16Oh, fuck.
18:1725 Zennies.
18:19Yeah.
18:20Um, how much do I owe you?
18:21Oh, it's the usual.
18:22Fuck, you're a lifesaver.
18:23I'm gonna send you my therapist's name. She's super great.
18:25Oh, that's okay. That's really sweet, but I don't really think that I need therapy. Oh, fuck, I've gotta take this. Sorry.
18:32Hey, honey.
18:33Hey, sweetie. Uh, I'm running a tad late. See you at the house?
18:35Yeah, you bet.
18:36How's the hair?
18:37The what?
18:38Uh, aren't you at the salon?
18:40Oh, the hair. Yeah, no, it's, um, it's fab.
18:43Hey, you're fab. I love you.
18:45Oh, love you too.
18:49Do you know how to do an up-do?
18:53Oh, I am so sorry, but it was very, very quick, which is such a blessing.
19:00Oh, I normally have to charge and coach, but...
19:04Oh.
19:13Oh, you're very good.
19:18Mom, what's that smell?
19:21I don't smell anything.
19:24Oh.
19:25Aren't they a handsome cobra?
19:27Yeah, Sarah and Steve.
19:28You never had me as your wallpaper.
19:30Oh, the babies are gonna be so cute.
19:34Do you know, wish Daryl had made our children.
19:36When are you going to wake up?
19:38He was a psycho.
19:40He was not.
19:41Ma'am, he broke your ribs.
19:45Well, you're not so perfect yourself.
19:48Daryl?
19:49Huh?
19:50Daryl?
19:51What?
19:52Daryl?
19:53Daryl?
19:54What?
19:55What?
19:56What?
19:57What?
19:58What?
19:59Daryl?
20:00What?
20:01Oh, dear.
20:02What?
20:03Oh, dear.
20:04What?
20:05Daryl!
20:06Ladies, there is quite a strong fishy smell coming from your area.
20:32We're getting complaints from other passengers.
20:34Oh, Susie, that'll be the salmon for Steve's family.
20:38Oh, God.
20:40Oh, Jesus, Mom.
20:42Oh, fucking hell.
20:44Oh, God.
20:47Sorry, everybody.
20:49You brought fucking salmon to Canada.
20:51Is that wrong?
20:52Oh, Jesus.
20:53Welcome to Toronto Pearson International Airport.
20:57Are you sure this is Canada?
20:59Fuck, it's Baltic.
21:00There's a man with a sign.
21:01Oh, yeah.
21:02Are you Susie?
21:03Yeah.
21:04Hey.
21:05Where's Steve?
21:06And you must be Cheryl.
21:07So nice to meet you.
21:09Are you the driver?
21:12I guess so.
21:13Welcome to Toronto.
21:14We thought Steve was picking us up.
21:17I am Steve.
21:18Go away out of that.
21:20You're so pale.
21:21What?
21:22Sorry, who are you?
21:23I'm Steve, Sarah's fiance.
21:25Yeah.
21:26The car's not too far.
21:27Here.
21:28You take this.
21:29There you go.
21:29And I will...
21:30Interesting.
21:31Yeah.
21:32It's this way.
21:33Here we go.
21:34What the fuck is this dude?
21:45Your hair!
21:46Thank God for trials.
21:48No, no, no.
21:49It's all wrong.
21:50You need to wear it down with that dress.
21:51I'll call my woman.
21:52Okay.
21:53Oh, why don't you pop up and change for dinner?
21:56Oh, I wasn't going to change.
21:59I'll have something special on the bed for you.
22:02Okay.
22:03Thank you, Barbara.
22:05You're welcome.
22:06Oh, would you look at that, Susie?
22:11It's like something out of a fairy tale.
22:13Oh, please.
22:15Oh!
22:16That is so much fun.
22:21Oh, that is lovely.
22:22Thank you, Charles.
22:24Sarah, would you be a darling and answer the door?
22:28I think it's our next door neighbor.
22:30He's probably selling us...
22:31You know, the tax shelter stuff, it's just...
22:33We're really not up for that.
22:34Thank you, darling.
22:35Sure.
22:41By the way, she doesn't know you're coming.
22:42Oh!
22:43Yes, it's a surprise.
22:44Early wedding present.
22:45She's going to be so psyched.
22:46Oh, God.
22:47No.
22:48Surprise!
22:53What the...
22:54Fall out of line, will you treat me right?
22:57If you're so inclined, will you give me time to be what I can be?
23:01And when I die, will you give my eyes to the blind?
23:05Will you give my mind to psychiatry?
23:08Do I look relaxed if I ever get to see the backs?
23:12Panic attacks that would please me much.
23:15Do I look lost like a cartoon Christ upon the cross?
23:18Crying because all of his friends just watched...
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