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00:00Tonight on my big show, we play Remember Me with Rylan Clark.
00:25I wake up Jonathan Ross at the Midnight Game Show.
00:28There's music from Tiny Temper and Westlife become our unexpected star stars of the show.
00:37Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big show.
00:42Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre.
00:58Ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my big show.
01:20Where, of course, we will have big stars, big laughs, and even bigger surprises.
01:35But first, it is time for the Midnight Game Show.
01:42This, of course, is the only show where if you snooze...
01:51Yes!
01:52Very good.
01:54So, let's find out whose room I snuck into in the dead of night.
01:58He is a true television big dog.
02:03Having waited years for an invite to his house, I decided to take matters into my own hands
02:10and break in in the dead of night.
02:12It can only be the one and only Jonathan Ross!
02:17Go on, Wossie!
02:19Here he is!
02:20Come on, Wossie!
02:23Come on, Wossie!
02:24Everyone!
02:25Hello.
02:26Hello.
02:27Hello.
02:28He is Michael McIntyre.
02:29Hello.
02:30Loving that!
02:32LAUGHTER
02:34So, Wossie, do you mind people calling you Wossie?
02:38I don't mind.
02:39I've been called so many things, that's one of the nicer ones.
02:41OK.
02:42All right.
02:43So, it was kind of thrilling the whole thing for me, because you do live about five minutes from my house.
02:48Yes, yes.
02:49So, I was really excited.
02:50I was also excited to learn that you go to sleep quite early.
02:52Well, we don't always, but we do, we were trying to get in the habit of going to bed early, because we were just about to go to Japan.
02:56Right.
02:57So, we were trying to get more on a kind of a different time scale, so we'd been creeping our bedtime earlier and earlier.
03:02Oh, in preparation for Japan.
03:03Yes, which is sensible.
03:04But one thing, and I should have guessed what was happening, but I didn't, because, and I don't want to put anyone off their evening snacks, but I normally sleep naked.
03:13Ooh.
03:15That night, my wife had bought me some nice pyjamas to go to Japan, and she said,
03:19it's going to be cold tonight, why don't you wear those pyjamas I bought you?
03:23And I said, sure, OK.
03:24Oh, she wanted you in preparation for Japan.
03:27You had to go Japan pyjama, time zone.
03:30Yes, yeah.
03:31And you fell for the whole thing.
03:32And then it comes someone who looks a bit Japanese, and I was very confused.
03:35LAUGHTER
03:37I was very confused.
03:39I thought we'd gone.
03:41Dear God, I'd woken up in Japan.
03:43I thought I was on the plane.
03:45How deeply have I just slept?
03:47LAUGHTER
03:48And you also had to get up early...
03:50Oh, yeah.
03:51..for a medical procedure.
03:52Well, because after I said to my wife, you must have known about this, I said,
03:54I'm going in for a sort of colon scan.
03:57OK.
03:58But I had to be there at eight and not drink or eat anything overnight.
04:01OK.
04:02There was a colon scan in the morning.
04:04Oh, thanks for asking.
04:05Yeah, all clear.
04:06I mean, thanks for asking.
04:07I was just building up.
04:08Yeah.
04:09How is it?
04:10All clear.
04:11Brilliant, yes.
04:12Now, we don't want to give away too much, but there was an incident.
04:15There was an incident.
04:16Suffice to say that you were hurt.
04:19I was injured.
04:20Yeah.
04:21You were injured on the Midnight Game Show.
04:23I was injured in my own bedroom, wearing fancy pyjamas.
04:26Worried about having a scan the next morning,
04:29and he brings in someone who injures me.
04:31Well, we are sorry.
04:33There's no need to apologise.
04:35It was an honour to have you invade my personal space.
04:38OK.
04:39All right.
04:40Well, let's enjoy, ladies and gentlemen, Jonathan Ross's Midnight Game Show.
04:44APPLAUSE
05:01Quite hard to see out of this.
05:08I'm afraid you'd ever mention that.
05:10OK, so here we are.
05:12It's the dead of night.
05:14I am at the incredibly celebrated home of television legend Jonathan Ross.
05:20He is an enormous fan of Star Wars.
05:25He's a mega geek.
05:27But what he certainly doesn't want is to see this coming into his bedroom.
05:32Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
05:44I thought it was a couple of droid twins.
05:47Turns out it's a couple of bins.
05:49Do you know what?
05:51Great news.
05:52I've spotted my, uh, Stormies.
05:55Nice Stormies.
05:58All right, lads.
06:00Keep it down, all right?
06:01OK, here we go.
06:04This is how Darth Vader used to do his bins.
06:22OK, this is it.
06:24This is Jonathan's house.
06:27I'm so tense.
06:39I nearly just wrapped the door.
06:41Oh, shit.
07:10most action will try.
07:12Jerry Greene.
07:17Thank you very much.
07:21Thank you very much.
07:56Ross, the Midnight Game Show, is your destiny.
08:03Welcome to the dark side until you put the lights on.
08:12I'm so sorry to disturb you.
08:14It's lovely to see you.
08:16How are you?
08:17No, you don't have to get out.
08:19I'm going to start asking you to 8.30 to 4.40.
08:22Well, let me...
08:23OK, well done.
08:27OK, so, Jonathan, the bedtime clock is ticking.
08:29Have you seen this before the Midnight Game Show?
08:30Of course, I've seen it before.
08:31Of course you have.
08:31This is yours.
08:32What kind of a bed is this?
08:34It's more of a yacht.
08:36It's got a TV that lies at the bottom.
08:38Well, hold on.
08:38You're meant to be there, I find him.
08:39You're wearing, like, a schoolmaster's uniform.
08:42I know.
08:42I'm half Harry Potter.
08:45Half Vader.
08:46OK, so, I'm going to give you a cryptic clue as to what game we're about to play.
08:53So, all I'm going to ask you to do is to read that word.
08:56Read that.
08:57The wheel.
08:58The what?
08:59The wheel.
09:01Well...
09:01You'd like me to say it this way.
09:04The wheel.
09:05Correct.
09:06Now, do you know something?
09:07Do you recall something about yourself on the show?
09:10You've achieved something, a status.
09:13Oh, yes.
09:13I've matched Dermot O'Leary.
09:15That's correct.
09:16For being the best dancer in the show, I think, three times?
09:21Yes, which has put you in the wheel hall of fame.
09:23Whoa.
09:23It's your wheel nemesis, Dermot O'Leary.
09:27Yeah!
09:28APPLAUSE
09:29I need you, man.
09:34The same bit you have to get into.
09:37OK, so, I'm going to spin the wheel, which is something I always dreamed of saying on a Saturday night.
09:46And you're going to have a head to head.
09:48OK, it's movie.
09:49Oh, no, I'll never beat more movies.
09:51I would hope not.
09:51We're going to go through the alphabet, and all you have to do is name any movie beginning with that letter, because you're Hall of Famers.
09:58I fear we might be here till dawn.
10:02I'll start with A, shall I?
10:04Yeah.
10:04Alphabill.
10:05Bewitched.
10:06Count of Monte Cristo.
10:07Deception.
10:08Edward Cesarance.
10:08Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas.
10:10Good Will Hunting.
10:10At Home Alone.
10:11Incredible Mr. Limpet.
10:12Jarhead.
10:13Kiss Before Dying.
10:14Last Exeter Book.
10:15Mr and Mrs Smith.
10:16Nightmare on Elm Street.
10:16Orphanage.
10:17Portageist.
10:18Quiz Show.
10:18Repo Man.
10:19Iron Man.
10:20Tyrannosaur.
10:20Unbreakable.
10:21We'll be for Vendetta.
10:22Wicked.
10:23X-Men.
10:23Why?
10:24There is a film called You and Me, I think.
10:26I don't know how I was actually.
10:27You're out on Zed.
10:28You're not out on Zed.
10:29No, you know why?
10:30There is a film called Zed by Costa Garbos.
10:32So you know what, Jonathan is the one, ladies and gentlemen, a real hall of fame, a total legend.
10:40Jonathan O'Leary, a real hall of fame.
10:43So you're a big fan of Japan.
10:44So you're a big fan of Japan, of course you are.
10:48Oh my God, Japan means so much to you.
10:50You're going to speak Japanese now, aren't you?
10:51Now, sumo wrestling is something that we wanted to do with you.
11:00Right.
11:01So we reached out to the sumo wrestlers.
11:04Thankfully, we found a man, and he's called Nathan, and he's from Southampton.
11:08I mean, he doesn't do it.
11:10He is just wearing next to nothing.
11:14What's that called the thing you wear?
11:17Mawashi.
11:18It's Mawashi.
11:19It's Jonathan Mawashi.
11:20Mawashi.
11:24You're going to engage in sumo.
11:26Oh, I see.
11:27I'm going to be asking questions about your life, and you're going to have to answer the questions
11:30while you're engaged in sumo.
11:33Don't go easy.
11:34Okay?
11:36Just don't hurt him.
11:37Okay.
11:38Oh, that was a bit harder than any of us wanted.
11:43I haven't even asked the question yet.
11:47Oh, no.
11:51I want the names of your kids' six pet ferrets.
11:57Okay.
11:58All right.
11:58So, go on.
11:59There you go.
12:01Keep going.
12:02Mawashi.
12:03Mawashi correct.
12:06That's good.
12:07Oh, my God.
12:07He's fighting back.
12:08Oh, God.
12:09Oh, God.
12:10Keep going.
12:11Just a few more.
12:13Come here.
12:14Come here.
12:14Come here.
12:15Come here.
12:16Come here.
12:16Come here.
12:17Come here.
12:17Come here.
12:17Come here.
12:18I'm going to have to go.
12:18I'm going to have to get the opticians.
12:19They're definitely sitting slightly differently.
12:31Maybe he actually physically moved one of my ears.
12:34LAUGHTER
12:35He's in position.
12:37His ears have gone down about three millimetres.
12:39Moved your ears.
12:40He's moved an ear.
12:41He's reshaped your whole face.
12:43So, we're going to focus on another sport that you enjoy and love.
12:47Uh-huh, uh-huh.
12:47Tennis.
12:48Ah, tennis.
12:49You're a big tennis fan.
12:50I love a game of tennis.
12:51I've played many fine players.
12:53So, a quick tennis question.
12:55Um, who won Wimbledon in 1987?
12:58It's either Becca or Cash, I think.
13:01Please welcome Pat Cash.
13:02Pat Cash!
13:03Yes!
13:04Look at him!
13:05He looks as good as ever!
13:07LAUGHTER
13:07How are you?
13:08Pat, what an absolute pleasure to have you here.
13:11Um, we're going to play a little game of tennis.
13:12The latest tennis match I've ever played in.
13:14So, I think we're going to get the net up here.
13:17All right, let's do it.
13:18Yes.
13:18OK, that looks really good.
13:20Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
13:21I'm going to challenge you.
13:22Um, OK.
13:23Now, if you manage to rally,
13:26you will prevent yourself getting...
13:29Well, we want to give you some strawberries and cream.
13:31Hide?
13:32No, we're calling it strawberries and cream.
13:35Haven't I suffered enough already?
13:37LAUGHTER
13:38You go, the win, then.
13:39Yes.
13:40But guess what?
13:41Pat Cash could get pied.
13:43Wow.
13:43I can get pied?
13:45Yeah, you can.
13:46If I lose to him?
13:47Yes.
13:48Ooh.
13:49So, we're looking for a rally of ten.
13:51We're looking for ten.
13:51Ten?
13:52Ten.
13:52You'll prevent the pie.
13:53Here we go.
13:54One, two, three.
13:57Oh, it's good.
13:57Oh, my God.
13:58They're so focused.
13:59They're locked in.
14:00Eight, nine, ten.
14:01Oh, it's amazing.
14:02It's amazing.
14:03It's amazing.
14:03It's amazing.
14:04It's amazing.
14:05We're going to go for 20.
14:06OK.
14:07Look at this.
14:07Here we go.
14:08One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
14:15Oh, Pat Cash!
14:17No, no, no, no, no.
14:18Pat Cash!
14:19No, no, no, no, no.
14:19Pat Cash!
14:21It's getting...
14:22Pat Cash!
14:23It's strawberry and cream.
14:27No, he's coming after me.
14:28No, no, no.
14:29Don't throw it.
14:29He's losing the game as a person.
14:31I'm sorry.
14:32Don't throw it.
14:32It's not the game, Jonathan.
14:35Oh, no!
14:35No!
14:36It's your own floor.
14:39It's your own floor.
14:41Actually, it is my floor.
14:43It's a cutting.
14:45I can't see my knife.
14:46Oh, it's straight in the ear.
14:47I can see even less.
14:49Not one out.
14:49Can we...
14:50Oh, you've been through so much.
14:52I got it in the ear.
14:53The only real winner is tennis itself.
14:56This is, by a long shot, the worst loss of my career.
15:01Ladies and gentlemen, the former Wimbledon champion
15:05who has now suffered what he has described
15:07as the worst loss of his career.
15:10I'm never going to live this down.
15:12I'm never going to live this down.
15:13Oh, a strawberry's been found inside my shirt.
15:20When I go into my colonoscopy in the morning,
15:21if he finds a strawberry up my arse,
15:23there's nothing I can say
15:24which will make you believe this has just happened.
15:26It's not going to be a great 24 hours in your life.
15:29No, it's fine.
15:29You know what?
15:30I'd rather get it all out of the way at once.
15:31Yeah, you've been through...
15:32You've been through it.
15:32The sumo, the colonoscopy.
15:34What time's your colonoscopy?
15:35We'd better crack on.
15:36I'm getting up at 7.15.
15:37OK, here we go.
15:38So, we are now going to introduce...
15:42He's a total legend.
15:43I've never worked with him on any television show
15:46that he has stayed awake for,
15:48so the idea of him coming on a midnight game show...
15:50Say no more.
15:51I know who this is.
15:53Please welcome...
15:54Big Nasty.
15:54It's Big Nasty.
15:56It's going to be...
15:56Come on, come on, come on, come on.
15:57Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
15:58And what do they do to you with?
16:01Do you all have respect to this one?
16:03No, I have a later on to me.
16:05Come here, Nasty.
16:05Nasty, we're going to put...
16:06Don't look at my answers.
16:08I'm not going to read your answers.
16:09Don't look at his answers.
16:10I can barely read.
16:11I've almost lost an eye this evening.
16:12We're going to play a game about your love of movies.
16:15Yes.
16:15Big Nasty has a series of films.
16:18He is going to try to re-enact parts of the film.
16:22And you're going to guess the film.
16:23I'll try.
16:24Come on, let's see what you've got.
16:25All right, here we go.
16:27Father to a murdered son,
16:29husband to a murdered wife,
16:31and I will have my revenge in this life of the next.
16:34This would be Gladiator.
16:35Come on.
16:36That's correct.
16:36Come on.
16:37What's the next one?
16:38Let me get back into character.
16:40Uh-huh.
16:41Uh-huh.
16:44I mean, I think it can only be one thing.
16:48Really?
16:49Phone home.
16:53T.T.
16:54The E.T.
16:55The extra choice.
16:56Come on.
16:57Here we go.
17:00Optimus.
17:01Transformed.
17:02Oh.
17:03You can't just see the main character.
17:09It's like saying,
17:10it's like going,
17:11Mr. Bond.
17:14Thank you very much,
17:16and good night.
17:21Hey, you can't leave Nasty here.
17:23Here's a pillow.
17:24You've got both my pillows.
17:26All right, you sure.
17:28This bit is awesome.
17:30I'm going mattress open in the morning, you know.
17:33Hey, Mrs. Ross,
17:34you've got to put me in the bright direction
17:35with one of these, you know.
17:37There was three in the bed,
17:38and the fat one said rollover.
17:42I think there's probably no time to go to sleep.
17:43I think I'll just go off and get my common muscle.
17:47I just go and sit outside until he opens.
17:51With my sore neck and my bruised heart.
17:53I'm so sorry for the whole silicone,
17:57I'm so sorry for the whole fire.
17:59Oh.
18:01Ladies and gentlemen,
18:03what an amazing sport Jonathan Ross is.
18:05Come on.
18:06I mean...
18:09I'm so sorry.
18:10But it was a lot of fun.
18:11It was painful a bit.
18:13But you know Nasty stayed the night.
18:15Is he still there?
18:17He might still be there.
18:18Yes, I don't know.
18:20So, thank you so much for being such an amazing sport.
18:24I'm glad you survived it.
18:25It was a pleasure, because you know what?
18:27I watch this show.
18:28I love this show.
18:29You're amazing.
18:29The show's amazing.
18:30And I watch it, and I've always thought,
18:32oh, my God, that looks a lot of fun.
18:33I wonder if they'll ever do it to me.
18:34I hope if they ask, my wife says no.
18:39But it was an honour, and so thank you.
18:41Well, it was an honour to have you.
18:47We have some presents for you, JR.
18:48Oh, thank you.
18:49Now, you've got a lot of things in your house.
18:51Yes.
18:52You know, the memorabilia, that's what you're all about.
18:55I would like to think you won't throw these away.
18:58So this is to ensure this never happens to you again.
19:00It is the iconic midnight game show.
19:03Do Not Disturb Sight.
19:05It looks gorgeous, and hopefully it will keep certain people
19:09out of my bedroom later night.
19:11That's amazing.
19:11I'm not exactly sure what this is, but it's been handed to me.
19:14I think it might have...
19:15Oh, it's actually quite fun.
19:17That's a neck brace.
19:19LAUGHTER
19:19For your bad neck.
19:22And this is some JR branded...
19:27Well, these will come back.
19:29Sumo pants.
19:30These will come back.
19:31It came apart, these things are not.
19:34Is that one?
19:35LAUGHTER
19:36Ladies and gentlemen, what an amazing sport.
19:40Jonathan Ross!
19:46What a legend!
19:49Time now, ladies and gentlemen,
19:51to play my new favourite game in the whole wide world,
19:54Remember Me!
19:55So, tonight I'm going to be joined by a celebrity guest,
20:05and I will reunite them with some people from their past.
20:08It could be anyone.
20:09All our celebrity has to do is remember who they are.
20:13It's as easy as that.
20:14So, let's find out who will be playing Remember Me tonight.
20:18Well, he was born in Stepney, East London, 1988.
20:26LAUGHTER
20:26Oh, there he is!
20:29What a cutie!
20:30He is now a BAFTA-winning TV presenter and Essex icon
20:38with the best teeth on TV, it's Rylan!
20:43We love Rylan!
20:47The best teeth!
20:52You all right?
20:53Oh, Rylan!
20:55Hello.
20:56Totally...
20:57..totally wonderful.
20:59Thanks, folks.
21:00You look immaculate.
21:01I don't feel it.
21:03Why?
21:04Nervous?
21:04I'm really nervous.
21:05You're nervous about your past?
21:06Yes, very, very much, yeah.
21:09So, do you, um...
21:10I'm distracted by your trousers.
21:13I know.
21:14It looks like you're skydiving.
21:16LAUGHTER
21:17So, this is a new direction.
21:20LAUGHTER
21:21Stylistically.
21:23I've never seen trousers like...
21:24Do they take off and look like wings or something?
21:25Yeah, that's how I got here.
21:27It's like you were running really fast and then activated something
21:31to slow you down.
21:33LAUGHTER
21:33So, people, do you care about them?
21:38Yes.
21:39So, you meet people and remember their names, faces?
21:43Faces, yeah.
21:44But, I mean, as you've probably seen from my picture just then,
21:46faces change.
21:47Faces...
21:48LAUGHTER
21:49Not a single person recognises you.
21:52LAUGHTER
21:53We're not even convinced that was you.
21:55I don't think it was.
21:56LAUGHTER
21:57Anyway, Rye, it's so good to see you.
22:00I was so, so thrilled that you agreed to do this.
22:02We're going to have a lot of fun.
22:03Let's play Remember Me.
22:05Ladies and gentlemen, the legend that is Rye!
22:09It's Rye, and on you go.
22:10Follow that person, and we'll see you up there.
22:14MUSIC PLAYS
22:16Here he is, ladies and gentlemen.
22:20It's Rye, and on you go.
22:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:23All right, Rye, well, this is it.
22:27Oh, God, this is awful.
22:27LAUGHTER
22:28Here's your first blast from the past.
22:32Here we go!
22:33MUSIC PLAYS
22:43Hi, Rylean, remember us?
22:45Hello.
22:46Hello.
22:47LAUGHTER
22:48LAUGHTER
22:50LAUGHTER
22:52What do you think?
22:53I feel like I do actually remember your faces.
22:56Are you two a couple?
22:58Yes.
22:59Right, so I remember that.
23:00LAUGHTER
23:02Is it something to do with music?
23:05Music, yes.
23:06APPLAUSE
23:07Oh, something to do with music, a ripple.
23:09Music.
23:11Oh, my God, this is awful.
23:13I'm so sorry.
23:14Right.
23:15Michael, help me.
23:15Yeah, OK, we can have a clue.
23:17I do remember your face.
23:18This is awful.
23:19This is the date you first met.
23:20You first met.
23:22APPLAUSE
23:28Oh, my God, I wasn't even famous.
23:29LAUGHTER
23:30So, this is when you were four-foot-eight, ginger hair...
23:35LAUGHTER
23:36..brown teeth...
23:38LAUGHTER
23:39..trousers that couldn't stop you falling.
23:42LAUGHTER
23:43December 2010, two years before X Factor, 2009, I was in the boy's band.
23:49The X Factor!
23:49Oh, my God, this is the worst game in the world.
23:53LAUGHTER
23:53Do you know what, I remember your face on the right a lot more,
23:59and I think there's probably a reason why I remember your face more.
24:02What if we stare at them in the other way round?
24:04Will this trigger something?
24:07Oh, no, no, no!
24:08LAUGHTER
24:10Oh, this is really tough, Michael.
24:12Have I got any more clues? It is tough.
24:13I feel so rude and I'm not a group of...
24:14All right, but we've got The Place.
24:16We can now tell you The Place.
24:17Oh, God, is that you're going to help?
24:18Here we go.
24:19This seems to help.
24:20The Place.
24:222010...
24:26..Packfords Hotel.
24:30Why would I have been in a hotel?
24:32LAUGHTER
24:34So, what were you doing for a job in 2010?
24:36Was I singing? No.
24:38Oh, I was!
24:39APPLAUSE
24:42When you say that you are a couple... Yes.
24:45..to what degree is that?
24:46We're married. We got married in December 2010.
24:48You got married in December.
24:49In December 2010.
24:51Yes.
24:52Last thing at your wedding?
24:53Yes.
24:54LAUGHTER
24:55But he's still got nothing.
24:57He's still got nothing.
24:58He's got nothing.
24:59You're now at the last moment for us.
25:01Look at this, he has no recollection.
25:03LAUGHTER
25:04You sung...
25:05I sung at your wedding?
25:06Yeah.
25:07You did have blonde hair back then.
25:08No, but that doesn't affect your brain.
25:09I can only... No, true.
25:10LAUGHTER
25:11I can't believe someone trusted me to sing at their wedding!
25:14LAUGHTER
25:14Even though it was last minute.
25:16It's a truth that we all have to face,
25:18is that once you've become famous,
25:20everything that happened before is meaningless.
25:23LAUGHTER
25:25So, your names are...?
25:27Darren.
25:27Darren and...
25:28Darren and Ian!
25:29Darren and Ian.
25:30I can't believe I sung at your wedding, I'm so sorry.
25:32LAUGHTER
25:34You were great.
25:37Well, great to see you guys again.
25:38Oh, my God!
25:39Nice to see you.
25:40It is Darren and Ian and their wedding singer,
25:44who has no recollection.
25:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:51Well, OK, right, we're going to do this again.
25:54Let's see who the latest blast from your past is.
25:58MUSIC PLAYS
25:59Hi.
26:00Well, I'm in...
26:13LAUGHTER
26:14Do you remember me?
26:15LAUGHTER
26:16Well, I wouldn't feel too bad, she actually forgot your name at the beginning.
26:22LAUGHTER
26:23She looked at the box and went, bloody hell, who's that?
26:28LAUGHTER
26:29She learns you all think, did I sing at his wedding?
26:32LAUGHTER
26:34What's happening here, Roy?
26:35He's in pain.
26:37He's in pain.
26:38LAUGHTER
26:39How have you got these people?!
26:41LAUGHTER
26:43I didn't, the second this lovely lady walked out,
26:47because I've never seen this lady dress like that.
26:51LAUGHTER
26:52Am I used to seeing you in a uniform?
26:54Ooh!
26:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:57So, Gary, OK, I want to get this right,
27:00because I need to redeem myself after the wedding.
27:03LAUGHTER
27:05LAUGHTER
27:06It's going to sound so embarrassing.
27:08Is your name Pauline?
27:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:11Oh, that's amazing!
27:13APPLAUSE
27:15Pauline works for British Airways.
27:17Yes, she does!
27:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:21Very good, Ryan.
27:22Hello.
27:23And whenever I travel, Pauline meets me at check-in and takes me to the plane!
27:26Oh!
27:27It's so lovely!
27:29Pauline!
27:30That is so, so sweet!
27:31It's so great!
27:32It's Pauline!
27:33Oh!
27:34Well, Pauline, the good thing is that you met Rylan after he was famous.
27:38LAUGHTER
27:39Nobody was picking him up from Heathrow Airport before X Factor.
27:44Oh, that's so sweet.
27:45You must meet a lot of famous people in your book.
27:47I do, but I do remember Rylan really clearly,
27:50because every time he comes in, he has that great big smile.
27:53Oh!
27:54He has that fantastic heart.
27:55Well, that cost of a fortune, do we fair.
27:57LAUGHTER
27:58Um, have we met?
28:01LAUGHTER
28:02No.
28:03Why don't I get picked up?
28:05LAUGHTER
28:07I look after him when he comes through.
28:09But I look after you as well.
28:11I don't want to beg, Pauline.
28:13LAUGHTER
28:14Pauline, it's so nice to see you, and well done, Ray.
28:17Pauline, love you.
28:18This is Pauline from B.A.
28:21B.I.P.
28:23B.I.P.
28:24B.I.P.
28:25B.I.P.
28:28Oh, my God, that's just hilarious.
28:30Oh, that's so...so you get off...
28:32How do you find these people?
28:34Well, he's like a Heathrow legend.
28:36She is a Heathrow legend.
28:37She really is.
28:38Let's see who's next.
28:40Your latest blast from the past.
28:43Who have we got?
28:45LAUGHTER
28:46Hi, Ryland, remember me?
28:59No, I...
29:00LAUGHTER
29:02GASP
29:04LAUGHTER
29:05OK, I think so.
29:07Is it X Factor?
29:09APPLAUSE
29:11I feel like there was a little bit of rivalry at one point.
29:18Oh!
29:19It's all flooding back!
29:22I think I remember your full name as well.
29:26Gaithan Cheema.
29:27Yes, Gaithan!
29:29Oh, there he is, there are!
29:31Very good.
29:32Hi, Gaithan.
29:33Hi, Gaithan.
29:34How are you?
29:35Nice to see you.
29:36This is crazy!
29:37So, what are we, 2010 now?
29:392012 this was.
29:402012 this was.
29:41We were at boot camp.
29:42We met at boot camp at X Factor and we were put in a group and it was known as the Diva Hoedown.
29:50LAUGHTER
29:52What were we singing?
29:53You can give your desperate attempts to remember the past at break because we actually can remind ourselves.
30:00Oh my god.
30:01Oh my god.
30:02Just a little respect.
30:03With it to me.
30:04Yeah!
30:05Oh my god.
30:06Oh my god.
30:07Just a little respect.
30:09With it to me.
30:10Yeah!
30:11I'm a CCT.
30:13I know what it means to me.
30:15I mean it's PCT.
30:17Go take it, TCT.
30:19Oh yeah!
30:21Oh yeah!
30:22Oh yeah!
30:23Oh my gosh!
30:25Oh my gosh!
30:26Oh my gosh!
30:27How do you feel watching that?
30:34I can't, I can't remove it from YouTube.
30:37I have tried.
30:38Well, great to see you.
30:41And, you know, a bit of a rivalry but that's water under the bridge.
30:44No, no rivalry.
30:45Like, oh fine.
30:46I mean at the time I hated you but...
30:48LAUGHTER
30:49Thank you so much.
30:50Thank you very much.
30:51It's Jason!
30:52So bizarre.
30:53Wow, that is so random.
30:54Michael, this is like the messed up version of This Is Your Life.
31:07LAUGHTER
31:09OK, it's your latest Blast For The Boss!
31:13Oh my god.
31:14LAUGHTER
31:15Hi, Rylan!
31:16Remember me?
31:17LAUGHTER
31:18Oh, straight off the bat!
31:20Ooh!
31:21Is Yvonne?
31:22Yes.
31:23It's Yvonne!
31:24Oh my god!
31:25Oh my god!
31:26LAUGHTER
31:27Hi Rylan!
31:28Remember me?
31:30LAUGHTER
31:31Oh, straight off the bat!
31:32Dude!
31:33Is Yvonne?
31:34Yes!
31:35It's Yvonne!
31:36It's Yvonne!
31:37It's Yvonne!
31:38APPLAUSE
31:39Oh my god!
31:41I'm so proud of you.
31:45Oh, you're going to get me going.
31:47That's crazy.
31:48You're wonderful.
31:49You're so proud of you.
31:50Oh, my God.
31:51I've not seen you for so many years.
31:53Are you well?
31:55Here I am.
31:56Good.
31:57Come down.
31:58It's got all emotion.
32:00It's got all emotion.
32:01It's so good.
32:03Oh, how sweet.
32:06I knew him when he was 12.
32:0912 years old.
32:11It's a long time.
32:13I trained him.
32:14Can you be sure it was him?
32:16Oh, look.
32:18It's Yvonne and Ryland.
32:20You can see it.
32:21You can see it.
32:22You can see it.
32:23You can see it.
32:24You can see it.
32:26You can see it.
32:28Oh, wow.
32:30You look just like I'm bizarre.
32:33I'm not sure if you do.
32:35No, I don't.
32:36Are you well?
32:37Congratulations.
32:38You're fantastic.
32:39I'm so proud of you.
32:40Love to mum.
32:41Oh, definitely.
32:42So Yvonne used to run the drama school I used to go when I was younger.
32:46Oh, my God.
32:47Is Yvonne?
32:48Well, it's so, so nice for you to see Yvonne again.
32:53And also, what's so nice is how proud she is of you, Ryan.
32:57You know, this is...
32:58Who wouldn't be?
32:59I mean, he's done amazing.
33:00Aww.
33:01He's just flown.
33:02He's just flown.
33:03Yeah, he is.
33:04Well, and he can land as well now that he's got trousers.
33:08It's so, so lovely.
33:11Ladies and gentlemen, the sensational Ryland.
33:14And, of course, Yvonne.
33:16Bravo!
33:17Let's go and go, Carl.
33:19We're all proud of Ryland.
33:21APPLAUSE
33:28OK, time now for some music.
33:30My next guest was actually on my first ever Big Show.
33:34And it's great to have him back.
33:36He has seven number ones and Brit Awards to his name.
33:39With his single, Energy, it's Tiny Temper.
33:42Go on, Tiny.
33:43Michael McIntyre's Big Show.
33:58Ladies and gentlemen, bring your feet.
34:00Let's go, let's go, let's go.
34:02Got me levitate.
34:06Giving me energy, yeah.
34:10I just can't escape.
34:14Take me to XRD.
34:17Got me levitate.
34:21Giving me energy, yeah.
34:25I just can't escape.
34:28Let's go.
34:29Take me to XRD.
34:31Uh, hella endurance.
34:32Uh, we ain't gonna decorum.
34:34Uh, in your city like Gorgon.
34:36What?
34:37We ain't livin' till morning.
34:38Yeah.
34:39Watch with endorphins.
34:40Please don't step on my Jordans.
34:41Got girls from London to Auckland, yeah.
34:43With a contour, doing contortion.
34:45Ay.
34:46Big your knees with your eyes, step back.
34:47Big one, no one up.
34:48That's flat.
34:49Right now.
34:50Ten-tap on my car, that's raps.
34:51Kill tracks got the fastest laps.
34:52Right now.
34:53Can't take me nowhere, that's facts.
34:54Step out of the stride, that's pat.
34:56Right now.
34:57Matrix, you're the Red Bull slaps.
34:58This stuff feels like a heart attack.
35:00Baby.
35:01Let's go, let's go.
35:03Got me levitate.
35:05Giving me energy.
35:07Yeah.
35:08Yeah.
35:09I just can't escape.
35:12Take me to ecstasy.
35:15Woo!
35:16Got me levitate.
35:19Giving me energy.
35:21Yeah.
35:22I just can't explain.
35:26Take me to ecstasy now.
35:29Yeah.
35:30And the way we go inside, there's a pretty good ratio.
35:32Right now.
35:33I'm feeling crazy, yo.
35:34Heart in her, I need H2O.
35:36Right now.
35:37Yes, baby, no.
35:38Two of these things try to take me home.
35:40Right now.
35:41I'm feeling way be slow.
35:42Take me to ecstasy now.
35:44Yeah.
35:45Energy, energy, energy.
35:46Give me more bass, more melody.
35:48Only live once, so Cellevee.
35:49Getting higher, flat though.
35:51Uh, energy, energy, energy.
35:53Been around hate and jealousy.
35:55Kicking out Kate and Melanie.
35:57The only life famous celebrity.
35:58What?
35:59Two step, two step, four step.
36:00Sweat when we're getting that flowy.
36:02Right now.
36:03No bad vibes on my orbit.
36:04All of my baby gets flawless.
36:05Right now.
36:06Main room hotter than August.
36:07Rappies keep going taller.
36:09Right now.
36:10Pulling up in a couple of porches.
36:11It's nice that you've got to record this.
36:13Baby.
36:14Let's go.
36:15Got me levitate.
36:18Giving me energy.
36:20Yeah.
36:21Yeah.
36:22I just can't escape.
36:24Take me to ecstasy.
36:27Got me levitate.
36:29Giving me energy.
36:30Yeah.
36:31Yeah.
36:32I just can't escape.
36:33Take me to ecstasy now.
36:34Yeah.
36:35And away we go inside.
36:36There's a pretty good ratio.
36:37Right now.
36:38I'm feeling crazy, yo.
36:39What?
36:40Anybody need H2O.
36:41Right now.
36:42Yes, maybe no.
36:43Two of these chicks trying to take me home.
36:44Right now.
36:45I'm feeling weird.
36:46Baby.
36:47Baby.
36:48Baby.
36:49Baby.
36:50Baby.
36:51Baby.
36:52Baby.
36:53Baby.
36:54Aw.
36:55Baby.
36:56Baby.
36:57Baby.
36:58Baby.
36:59Baby.
37:00Baby.
37:01Baby.
37:02Baby.
37:03Every Every emphasized congratulate theells.
37:04Baby Elizabeth.
37:05Baby.
37:06Baby.
37:07Baby.
37:09Baby, baby, baby.
37:10Baby.
37:11Baby.
37:12Yes.
37:13Baby.
37:14Baby!
37:15Baby.
37:17Baby.
37:18Girl- hey, baby.
37:19Baby.
37:22I got married. Oh, you're settled down. I'm settled down. Yeah, and then yeah
37:27I've got a new project coming out and maybe March April. I should be dropping a project
37:32I think it's time for some new music, right?
37:34Yeah
37:36Ladies and gentlemen, what a legend. Great to see you back. Tony Turpin!
37:40CHEERING
37:46So, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the unexpected star star of the show!
37:54CHEERING
37:58So, this is where we surprise an unsuspecting pop icon
38:04and they perform one of their biggest hits for us right here on this stage. Or will they?
38:11So, tonight we're going to be trying something new. We are not just surprising one pop star,
38:16we're surprising an entire group. They have sold over 55 million records.
38:21CHEERING
38:23And had an unbelievable 14 number one singles.
38:27CHEERING
38:29Tonight we are surprising the amazing Westlife!
38:34CHEERING
38:36Yes, yes, yes!
38:39So, they think they are going to appear as guests on a brand new lifestyle TV show
38:45called Keeping Up With The Jones.
38:48Hosted by none other than Alex Jones!
38:52CHEERING
38:54So, Westlife will be first interviewed before being taken through to a cooking item.
38:59So, they're going to go through to this fake kitchen here.
39:02Then, they're going to be sat down on stools at a bar.
39:06Then, the wall is going to collapse and the bar is going to be taken out and replaced by three microphones
39:12while they're still sitting on the stools.
39:15LAUGHTER
39:16Then, their music is going to start and then it's in the lap of the gods.
39:20OK?
39:21Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, why can't we be involved in this prank?
39:27So, we're going to be doing two things on this show.
39:29We're going to be doing a fashion item.
39:31So, I'm looking for what people are wearing.
39:33I want a model to model these clothes.
39:37Who have we got here?
39:39What's your name?
39:40Daniel.
39:41Daniel. Excellent.
39:42I think it's going to be you, Dan, isn't it?
39:44LAUGHTER
39:46So, this is Dan, ladies and gentlemen.
39:48APPLAUSE
39:50Dan, come on, come over here.
39:52APPLAUSE
39:54Nice to see you, Dan.
39:55Hello, hello.
39:56Hello, hello.
39:57So, now I'm going to need to collect some things from the audience.
40:00Excellent work.
40:01I'm a bit worried about the size here, but it's very, very sweet of you.
40:06You're going to donate this coat?
40:08That could be over the shoulder.
40:09What's your name?
40:10Olivia.
40:11Olivia, darling, that's so kind of you.
40:12So, Dan, do...
40:13Over the shoulders.
40:14What can you do with that?
40:15LAUGHTER
40:17LAUGHTER
40:22Not bad at all.
40:24OK, well, let's keep moseying.
40:27Hello, darling, how are you?
40:28What's your name?
40:29Mandy.
40:30Hi, Mandy.
40:31Hi.
40:32Mandy, you've got quite fun glasses.
40:33Oh, thank you.
40:34What are the chances of us borrowing those glasses just for this section?
40:37Sure, I hope.
40:38They're going to...
40:39You're going to feel OK with that?
40:40OK, no?
40:41LAUGHTER
40:42There we go.
40:43Come on.
40:45Wow.
40:46LAUGHTER
40:49Yeah.
40:50All right, let's keep moving.
40:51What have we got over here?
40:52Strawberry umbrellas?
40:53Strawberry umbrellas.
40:54Yes, if anybody thinks they have something that you'd like to donate,
40:57strawberry umbrellas, excellent.
40:59Erm, what have you got there?
41:00LAUGHTER
41:01This is your scarf?
41:02Yeah.
41:03That's very kind of you.
41:04Let's just pop this.
41:05LAUGHTER
41:12OK.
41:13Anything else?
41:14Oh, yes, please.
41:15LAUGHTER
41:16LAUGHTER
41:17It's a leopard-skin hamburger.
41:20LAUGHTER
41:21That's so sweet.
41:22Thank you so much.
41:23LAUGHTER
41:24Let's go over the head.
41:26LAUGHTER
41:27LAUGHTER
41:28LAUGHTER
41:29You've got a stick, Michael.
41:30All right.
41:31Oh, my God, have we got a stick?
41:33Yeah!
41:34LAUGHTER
41:35All right, there...
41:36There's a stick.
41:37LAUGHTER
41:38Let's...
41:39OK, I think I've got enough.
41:41Oh, my God, that fan is fabulous.
41:44Pass it up to the stage.
41:46LAUGHTER
41:47Come on.
41:48Come on, then, Dan.
41:49Up you come.
41:52Unfortunately, because of the glasses, Dan can't see.
41:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:58Oh, Jesus, he's...
41:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:02LAUGHTER
42:03OK, now, is there anybody who's never heard of Westlife?
42:07Is there...?
42:08What's your name?
42:09Roman.
42:10Roman.
42:11Yeah.
42:12Genuinely not heard of Westlife?
42:13No, that's not.
42:14OK.
42:15How old are you?
42:16I'm 16.
42:1716?
42:18LAUGHTER
42:19Doesn't ring any bells at all?
42:20Great.
42:21Join me on stage, Roman.
42:23LAUGHTER
42:28Ladies and gentlemen, my friend Roman, how are you?
42:30Nice to meet you.
42:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:34Is it...
42:35Sorry.
42:36Is it Roman?
42:37Yeah, like Romans.
42:38Oh, Roman.
42:39I thought you mean Ronan.
42:40That would really annoy them.
42:41LAUGHTER
42:45OK.
42:46All I can tell you is how fun you're going to be on Alex Jones' new show.
42:50I'll be in your ear, so I might be able to help you along,
42:53but just enjoy it, and don't give the game away.
42:56I won't.
42:57All right.
42:58Excellent work.
43:01It's Daniel and Roman.
43:02Off you go.
43:03I want you to know when it's cold.
43:05But anything about you...
43:08Just between us, Roman is going to be introduced as Westlife's biggest fan.
43:13LAUGHTER
43:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:22Wearing an eye-love Westlife.
43:24LAUGHTER
43:31OK.
43:32Here they are.
43:34Here, old.
43:35You come in on the sofa.
43:36Just come in, mate.
43:37Hello.
43:38Nice to see you.
43:39How are you?
43:40Good to see you.
43:41So that's Shane.
43:42How are you?
43:43That's Nicky.
43:44Shane, we'll have you this end.
43:45That's cute.
43:48I don't think they seem to suspect anything.
43:50So this is right at the back of the theatre.
43:53OK, Alex.
43:54Head in and improvise three silly greetings.
43:57Oh, hi, you boys.
43:58How are you?
43:59How are you?
44:00Gosh, I haven't seen you for ages.
44:01Good to see you.
44:02How are you?
44:03Good to see you.
44:04How are you?
44:05Three.
44:06Four.
44:07Oh, oh.
44:08You are lovely, classy.
44:13Very good.
44:14And for you, you're the talent.
44:15How are you, Nicky?
44:16All right?
44:17Do I like her to hold it?
44:18Yes, of course you can.
44:19Come on.
44:20So I think we're ready to go for it.
44:22Have fun.
44:23We've got a new theme song and everything.
44:25It's really exciting.
44:26Nice, isn't it?
44:27Titles in in five seconds.
44:28Four.
44:29Yes, nice.
44:30Three.
44:31OK, Alex.
44:32Have a bit of a dance.
44:35Catchy.
44:36Good.
44:37I like doing a bit thing at the end.
44:39Give it ten seconds.
44:40Here we go.
44:43Come on.
44:44Five seconds.
44:45Keep me up.
44:46I said keep me in love.
44:47I said keep me in love.
44:48With the Jones.
44:49With the Jones.
44:51Very good.
44:52Very good.
44:53Bravo.
44:54Hey.
44:55That was good.
44:56Hello and welcome to Keeping Up With The Joneses with me, Alex Jones.
44:59Now, every week I'll be bringing some feel-good fun to your lunch break with big stars, big laughs and some super special surprises.
45:07On today's show, it's packed actually, right, we'll be showcasing the latest winter fashion trends.
45:13We'll have some stars cooking up a surprise in my kitchen.
45:16Alex, doing some Irish donuts, you can say as many Irish things as you can.
45:19Too many.
45:20But first, let's see who's on my star sofa this afternoon.
45:25This afternoon even.
45:26We'll do this.
45:28Me, Jesus, top of the morning to you.
45:30I'll play to them.
45:31What's the craft Guinness?
45:33Oh, these Irish half drops have had 14 UK number one singles.
45:40Here are some of my favourites.
45:42Excellent.
45:43Oh, I love this one.
45:48It's brilliant.
45:50That's the one.
45:59Everybody?
46:00We're flying without wings.
46:03Now playing a boys' own song.
46:05Love.
46:06Alright, well on.
46:07Here's the lads.
46:08Boys' own.
46:09Oh, gosh.
46:10Oh, do it, even do it.
46:11Boys' own.
46:12What?
46:13It is, of course, Westline!
46:15Oh, that piece of work, guys.
46:16Excellent work.
46:17It's a good song.
46:18It's a good song.
46:19It's a great song.
46:20It's a good song.
46:21It's a good song.
46:22It's a great song.
46:23It's a good song.
46:24Not your song, but it's a good song.
46:25But you are celebrating 25 years.
46:27I mean, that is amazing.
46:29What a milestone.
46:30How are you feeling, Shane, looking back at these 25 years?
46:33It's exciting.
46:34Very exciting the next year.
46:35We have a tour, obviously, starting later this year.
46:37Album out soon.
46:3825 years of hits.
46:39So, yeah, it's going to be great.
46:40Well, every week, OK, we give one lucky viewer a chance to meet their heroes.
46:44And my next guest might just be Westlife's number one fan.
46:47They've travelled the world watching the boys perform and probably know more about the band than the band do about themselves.
46:54Please welcome Roman.
46:55Hi, Roman.
46:56Good to meet you.
46:57Can you take a seat?
46:58Hi, Roman.
46:59Nice to meet you.
47:00How are you?
47:01Love the t-shirt.
47:03Isn't it great?
47:04It's great.
47:05Roman, take a seat.
47:06My God, you must be feeling so nervous.
47:07Yeah, I am.
47:08I mean, I'm a bit nervous because I'm a big fan of Westlife.
47:09Do you feel the same?
47:10Yeah, I love them.
47:11Yeah.
47:12But, you know, he's young, isn't he?
47:13Do you know what I mean?
47:14Yeah.
47:15Did your parents introduce you to Westlife?
47:16My dad used to listen to them, like, a lot.
47:18Did he?
47:19Ask who his favourite is.
47:20He's like...
47:21He's like...
47:22He's...
47:23Sorry.
47:24I'm going to be like...
47:25He's like...
47:26He's like...
47:27He's like...
47:28He's like...
47:29He's like...
47:30He's like...
47:31He's like...
47:32He's like...
47:33He's like...
47:34Sorry.
47:35I'm really nervous.
47:36Don't worry.
47:37Overwhelming.
47:38Yeah.
47:39Who was your dad's favourite?
47:40Which one of the boys?
47:41Yeah.
47:42I remember...
47:43I think it was...
47:44Probably none of us.
47:45I think it was your...
47:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:47As in here.
47:48It was, yeah.
47:49Oh, my God.
47:50In, sort of, your dream scenario, what song would they play?
47:54Oh, you can't make it pick one.
47:56I know.
47:57Because...
47:58Come on, Roman.
47:59Pick one song.
48:00Pick one.
48:01There's so many hits.
48:02I mean, you know...
48:03I honestly can't.
48:04I can't cook it down.
48:05The thing is, if you got so overcome...
48:08Yeah.
48:09Yeah, I guess so.
48:10I tell you what.
48:11Is there anything?
48:12The floor is yours.
48:13What do you want to ask the boys?
48:14Because they hear...
48:15Nice.
48:16Nice.
48:17What do you want to say?
48:19I know it's hard, but honestly, this is a big opportunity.
48:23You'll kick yourself if you go home and you haven't asked what you wanted to.
48:27So, just take a moment.
48:29Okay.
48:30Do you shave your chest there?
48:33I did once, and I didn't go well.
48:38Oh, I remember that.
48:39You got a hard breath.
48:40I did once.
48:41It's actually, yeah, back in 1999, I shaved my chest for flying without wings.
48:46Whatever.
48:47That's excellent.
48:48Oh, bless you.
48:49Look at you.
48:50Oh, look at him.
48:51It's hard, isn't it?
48:52What age?
48:53Can I have a hug?
48:54Oh, I'm 16.
48:55Can you have a hug?
48:56You're 16?
48:57Have a hug.
48:58Have a hug.
48:59Have a hug.
49:00That's a big hug.
49:03That's very good.
49:05Very, very good.
49:07Excellent work for everything.
49:09Amazing.
49:10It's nice to meet you.
49:12Round of applause for Roma.
49:14Very, very good.
49:17Very good.
49:19Well, how's your wardrobe feeling?
49:22Is it a bit tired?
49:23Well, don't panic, because help is at hand.
49:26Joining us to show off some of this season's most talked about trends is our resident model.
49:31Please welcome Daniel.
49:33Absolutely lovely.
49:34My goodness, quite a lot going on here in terms of the accessories.
49:50I mean, boys, you're dressed, well, all the same, really.
49:54What do you make of this look, Nicky?
49:58Yeah, I'm loving the coat.
50:01The inside-out umbrella, I'm not, that wouldn't be for me, but I do love that walking stick stroke cane.
50:07Cane?
50:08Is it a cane?
50:09I think so.
50:10I think so.
50:11You need it, Daniel, or is it a fashion accessory?
50:15Everything's an accessory.
50:16Give it to him, then.
50:17You can have it.
50:18Can I have it?
50:19I think so, yeah, give it to him.
50:20That's pretty cool.
50:22Will you take that on tour, Nicky?
50:23I'm going to use that till I'm 95.
50:25He's going to need it soon enough.
50:26You can use it to get off the stools when we're older.
50:30Daniel, thank you so much.
50:32He looks great, doesn't he?
50:33Thanks, Daniel.
50:34Come on!
50:35Still to come, Westlife will be cooking up a surprise in the kitchen, but first,
50:41Mrs Hinch is here to show us how to get your toilet bowl sparkling using just half an avocado
50:47and a sock.
50:48Enjoy.
50:49Very good.
50:50Very good.
50:51Just clean your toilet bowl with a sock.
50:53I know.
50:54And it'd be so green and just come to turn it off.
50:56I know.
50:57OK, let's bring them through.
50:58Excellent work.
50:59Yeah, thank you.
51:00When is this on, Alex?
51:01When is the...?
51:02Yeah, I'll come in.
51:03I'll come in.
51:04We'll do some cooking.
51:05See you in a second.
51:06Thank you, guys.
51:07OK, yeah.
51:08No worries.
51:09This way.
51:10Thank you, guys.
51:11Bye!
51:12Cheers.
51:13So we've got your name on the stool, so...
51:15There's pictures of Alex everywhere.
51:17I know.
51:18We're trying to make you feel a bit of a high reward.
51:20So, yeah.
51:21We'll get Nicky on the end there.
51:22Shane in the middle.
51:23Kian, if you're going to sit there for me.
51:25Basically, Alex will join in on it.
51:28We'll get some shots.
51:29The whole kitchen drink have kind of traced it.
51:31So as soon as you're seated...
51:32We're cooking.
51:34You'll be cooking in a minute, yeah.
51:36But we'll get a chef in soon.
51:37Alex will on the item.
51:38So if we just get you sat in.
51:40Are the breads edible?
51:42The breads are edible, but I think I'd wait.
51:44OK, I'll go.
51:45If you sit yourself down, Shane.
51:47I'm going to get some shots of you there.
51:49So just big smiles.
51:50Alex will be in two seconds.
51:52So, yeah.
51:53Coming to you in three...
52:12Oh, it is.
52:13Go on.
52:14Pop them in.
52:15I love him.
52:16I love him.
52:17You alright?
52:18Yeah.
52:19You alright?
52:20You alright?
52:21Yeah.
52:22You alright?
52:23You alright?
52:24You alright?
52:25I?
52:26Are you alright?
52:27You alright?
52:29Everything.
52:31Oh ho.
52:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
52:32Everybody's looking for that song
52:42One thing makes it all come in
52:49You find it in the strangest places
52:55Places you never knew it could be
53:05Some find it in the face of their children
53:11Some find it in their lover's eyes
53:18Who can't deny the joy it brings
53:22When you found that special thing
53:24You said
53:25You're flying without wings
53:39You make me feel funny
53:42When you come around
53:44Yeah, that's what I found, not honey
53:47What am I do without you?
53:49You make me feel happy
53:52When I leave it behind
53:53It plays in my mind, not honey
53:56What am I do without you?
53:59Took for granted everything we had
54:03As if I found someone who's just like you
54:07Everybody sing
54:09We got a little world of our own
54:11I tell you things that no one else knows
54:13I let you in when no one else goes
54:16What am I do without you?
54:18All of the things I've been looking for
54:20Always been near my side of my door
54:23All of the time I'm looking for something new
54:26What am I do without you?
54:28Michael McIntyre
54:30What am I do without you?
54:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
55:03Never told her why
55:05I'm a child falling upside down
55:09She's living in a white bed
55:12As long as any part of her
55:15And now she's looking for a downtown
55:19That's what I am
55:22And when she knows what she wants
55:27From her time
55:30And when she wakes up
55:33And makes up her McIntyre mind
55:37She'll say I'm not so tough
55:40Just because I'm in love
55:44With the uptown girl
55:46She'll be living in a white bed world
55:50As long as any part of her
55:52And now she's looking for a downtown
55:57Everybody
55:58With the uptown girl
56:01And she's my hometown girl
56:04You know I'm in love
56:06With the uptown girl
56:08She's my hometown girl
56:11You know I'm in love
56:14With the uptown girl
56:16She's my hometown girl
56:19Don't you know that I'm in love
56:21With an uptown girl
56:23With an uptown girl
56:25With an uptown girl
56:27Don't you know that I'm in love
56:29With an uptown girl
56:37Ladies and gentlemen
56:39Our unexpected star, stars of the show
56:43It's Westlife
56:49Well
56:51How much
56:53Pranking could we have done
56:55Before you twigged
56:57That wasn't a real show
56:59The interview was already weird
57:01But when the two boys started coming in
57:03I was like there's something going on in here
57:05So basically
57:07I'd like to introduce you to Dan
57:09And Roman who are just
57:11Audience members
57:13Everything Dan's wearing
57:15Has come from different audience members
57:17No way
57:19Where's the glasses?
57:25Okay, that's awkward
57:27And God bless Roman
57:29He was the only member of our audience
57:31Who had never heard of Westlife
57:33Would he ask?
57:35Can we hook it out?
57:37Can we hook it out?
57:39What's your favourite song?
57:41You didn't know, we had the clue
57:43He couldn't name one song
57:45To take you out of a line-up
57:47Having said that
57:49What an amazing performance
57:51You've just given completely impromptu
57:53Three
57:55We've done this
57:57On many people
57:59Surprised them on this stage
58:01And you had three different songs
58:03A medley
58:05Straight away when the music starts
58:07What song was coming?
58:08Yeah, but all I was thinking about
58:09Was cleaning my toilet
58:10With an avocado
58:11And a sock
58:13In fact, Jonesy needs to come over
58:15Ladies and gentlemen
58:16She did very well
58:17Absolutely
58:18Keeping up with the Jones
58:23Can I just say
58:27He made me do it
58:29He did, he made me do it
58:31But look, good news
58:33Yes
58:34By the way at the stage
58:39Thank you so much
58:40You were amazing
58:41We never know if these things
58:42Are going to work
58:43It couldn't have got better
58:44Ladies and gentlemen
58:45I don't expect it's star stars
58:46Total legends
58:47Westlife
58:48Thank you very much
58:51Good night, bravo
58:56Still to come
58:57This series
58:58That's so weird
59:00That's so weird
59:01That's so weird
59:02That there's a wedding
59:03Holder on there
59:28This series
59:30Two different stays
59:31That one
59:32That tells you
59:33That's so weird
59:34What's the name of the game?
59:35We'll beatrizes
59:36With the name of the game
59:37You see
59:38What's the name of the game?
59:39You see
59:41We're talking about
59:42To be released
59:43We're talking about
59:45We have a video
59:46We get the name of the Yongle
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