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00:20Tonight on my big show, Peter Crouch and Abby Clancy play Remember Me.
00:25We hit Albert Square in an EastEnders TV takeover.
00:29There's music from Catherine Jenkins and Bewitched become our unexpected star stars of the show.
00:37Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big show.
00:41Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre.
01:18I'm not a natural roller skater.
01:29Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my big show, where of course we will have big stars.
01:41Big, and even bigger, but first, it is time for my new favourite game in the world, Remember Me.
01:57Tonight, we are surprising two people.
02:01He was born in Macclesfield on the 30th of January 1981.
02:07I think we have a photograph.
02:11Very, very sweet young man.
02:13And she was born in Liverpool on the 10th of January 1986.
02:18What a cutie!
02:21So let's see what they both look like now.
02:24Ladies and gentlemen, it's, of course, Peter Crouch and Abby Clancy!
02:29MUSIC PLAYS
02:40Darling, darling, darling.
02:43Pete and darling.
02:45Hello.
02:46So good to see you both.
02:48How are you with people from your past?
02:51Are you sweet, caring people who remember others?
02:55Erm, no, my memory's not great.
02:59Erm, Abby's good with faces, yeah, very good.
03:02Faces.
03:02And it'll drive me mad, cos I'll never forget a face, and I'll be like...
03:05Oh, but not the name.
03:07Not the name.
03:07Ever.
03:08Oh, really? Ever.
03:09We have a little code.
03:10OK.
03:11So I'll introduce...
03:11If I can't remember a name, he'll go, oh, I'm Pete...
03:13No, sorry, say the other way.
03:14This is Peter, right?
03:15This is Pete.
03:16So you forget his name?
03:17No.
03:19This is Pete, and then he goes, oh, who are you?
03:21OK, it's tough, it's tough.
03:23Well, I think this could be really fun.
03:25We are loading up back there for everybody to pop out.
03:30We're going to ask you guys to head up to the Royal Box,
03:33where I think you both very much belong,
03:35and we will play Remember Me.
03:36Thank you so much.
03:37How exciting.
03:38It's Pete and Anne.
03:39We love you.
03:41All right, off you go, don't fall.
03:44Don't fall.
03:48It's sweet that Pete walks around, cos he could have just walked out.
03:53Ladies and gentlemen, Pete and Abs.
03:55Love those two.
03:58Very, very good.
04:00OK, well, let's see if you remember this person,
04:05or at least remember their face for your first Remember Me.
04:11Who have we got?
04:13Who have we got?
04:15Who have we got?
04:15Who have we got?
04:18Who can remember...
04:21Hi.
04:22Remember me?
04:25LAUGHTER
04:28LAUGHTER
04:30Oh, both of their faces are amazing.
04:34LAUGHTER
04:34What's going through your head, Abi?
04:41Well, I think she's gorgeous so what's going through your head piece
04:53Anything be any flicker yeah, I feel like I know her but
05:01I don't know where from
05:03I don't know her face but I don't know where from oh you both recognize her face
05:07I do all right. Well, we can give you a clue
05:10So this is going to be the first time that you met this person
05:18When was that
05:252011 what happened in 2011 we had we had our first door. We had a first daughter. Yeah
05:33Hold on hold on hold on
05:37Are you Peter and Abby's daughter?
05:43It's a no that is not your daughter
05:45Our daughter's here tonight. We got married in 2011. We got married yes
05:49You got married?
05:50Yeah
05:54Does she do makeup?
05:56Oh my god
05:58You don't play the harp do you?
06:01Do you play the harp?
06:03No
06:03No
06:05It was a lovely question
06:06I gotta say that's the first time we've had that question
06:10I've remembered me
06:11Oh
06:12Your wedding so there was a lot of people there
06:17We can give you one more clue this is the clues gonna actually come from this person
06:22Okay, okay, here's the clue
06:35Do you sing us down the aisle?
06:37Oh
06:38Yes
06:38Yeah
06:42Were you on the balcony?
06:43Yeah
06:44Yeah
06:44Yeah yeah
06:45Have we some...I thought you were on the harp?
06:47No, no harp
06:48No, there was someone playing the harp, but
06:50No harp
06:51But you were on a balcony, is that right?
06:53And you weren't?
06:54I was on the balcony, but there was no harp.
06:56You were on the balcony?
06:57Yeah, I was on the balcony.
06:58Do you remember what she said at your wedding?
07:01It was that...
07:08Imaginary harp.
07:10You had a lovely, it was a classical voice.
07:12Did you say you are so beautiful?
07:13What else did you...? Oh, it's Amelia, by the way.
07:15Amelia, ladies and gentlemen, Amelia.
07:18Heartless.
07:19Thank you so much.
07:19Thank you so much.
07:22Now, what do you remember of it, Amelia?
07:25I didn't know I was singing you down the aisle until ten minutes before.
07:29Which was quite nerve-wracking as a child.
07:31Well, I'd like to say you did a great job, but they can't remember.
07:37Are you sure you didn't have a harp?
07:39I'm sure.
07:40Well, it's lovely to see you again.
07:43It's Amelia who sung Peter and Abby down the aisle.
07:50There she is.
07:51After all these years.
07:56OK, let's see who is your next blast from the past.
08:02Who is it going to be?
08:04Who is it going to be?
08:12Here.
08:14Remember me?
08:24Do you think...?
08:25Do you think...?
08:26Do you think...?
08:28LAUGHTER
08:29Pete's face!
08:30Brilliant. Abby, are you getting a flicker of anything?
08:35LAUGHTER
08:37Yeah.
08:38What's going on?
08:40LAUGHTER
08:43What's happening?
08:44It's all good.
08:47What do you think?
08:49Well, I'm thinking it's someone that went to our school.
08:53APPLAUSE
08:57OK, excellent.
08:59And do you remember anything else?
09:03I remember we were in a group of, say, five or six lads
09:06who were my friends, and then, you know, some of my friends
09:11used to say that she was a beautiful school.
09:15LAUGHTER
09:16That's very, very sweet.
09:19Why are you...
09:22..delegating this opinion?
09:24What?
09:25LAUGHTER
09:26Is this your school crush, Pete?
09:30LAUGHTER
09:32It's really weird, isn't it?
09:35LAUGHTER
09:37So, Jane, do you remember the name of this person?
09:40Is it Lucy Billings?
09:41It is.
09:42It is.
09:43LAUGHTER
09:45Hello, Lucy.
09:48It's Lucy Billings.
09:50LAUGHTER
09:51So, what age was this when you were at school together?
09:5413, we were 13 years old, I would say, yeah.
09:58But you didn't...
09:59Did you...
09:59Did you...
10:01LAUGHTER
10:04Sadly, no, he was just a bit young for me, so...
10:07I was in the year below.
10:09So, do you remember any detail?
10:12I mean, paint the scene for us.
10:13What was he like on his bike?
10:14And what was he a bit unruly?
10:17Was his tie...
10:18Did he have a tie?
10:19I don't know.
10:19Was he really tall then?
10:21Had he grown yet?
10:22Or was he tidy?
10:22And then he grew up.
10:24Because he was in the year below, but he's Peter Crouch.
10:26I mean, he's, you know, in the year below you.
10:29LAUGHTER
10:29Was he very tall then?
10:31He was tall, but I'm very small, so, um...
10:34You know, I think...
10:35How many reasons to reject the man?
10:37LAUGHTER
10:39Did he...
10:39Did he make his feelings known at this time?
10:42I think someone had asked...
10:44Oh, will you ask?
10:45Yeah, will you ask and will you go out with me and...
10:48Think she fancied my mate.
10:50LAUGHTER
10:51But he was too young as well, so he didn't get looking either, so, yeah.
10:56LAUGHTER
10:56But you're now married to an 86-year-old.
10:59LAUGHTER
11:01Well, it's amazing to give you two this incredibly awkward televisor.
11:06LAUGHTER
11:09Ladies and gentlemen, it's Pete's first crush, Lucy!
11:14Thank you, Lucy!
11:16APPLAUSE
11:18Thank you, Lucy!
11:21APPLAUSE
11:22Oh, sorry about that one.
11:23I hate this game.
11:24LAUGHTER
11:26Let's see who is your next class from the past.
11:30Who have we got?
11:39Hi.
11:41Remember me?
11:42LAUGHTER
11:43LAUGHTER
11:46I do. I do.
11:48Do.
11:50LAUGHTER
11:52LAUGHTER
11:53Familiarity?
11:54I mean, I've got to be honest, it's not easy.
11:56It's not easy.
11:57LAUGHTER
11:59I know this guy.
12:01Here we go.
12:02I do.
12:02I'm telling you.
12:03I just don't know where from.
12:04You recognise that face?
12:06What?
12:06Doesn't that go into it?
12:08She thinks he might own a sandwich shop near us.
12:12LAUGHTER
12:14That's not true, is it?
12:15No.
12:16No.
12:16I know him.
12:17I can tell you, he sold both of you something.
12:21Oh.
12:22LAUGHTER
12:23I was just chilling out.
12:25LAUGHTER
12:27OK.
12:28I'm going to now give you the clue of the place this occurred.
12:33Not easy.
12:34Here we go.
12:36Ooh!
12:37Ooh!
12:39Ooh!
12:40Oh!
12:42Oh, my God, yes!
12:44In Sicily?
12:46Correct!
12:46Yeah!
12:47He's the owner of the place...
12:49No way!
12:50The little coffees!
12:51I...
12:52Yes, I said a cafe...
12:53Cafe?
12:54You did, you did.
12:54She said a cafe.
12:56Yes!
12:56In Sicily.
12:57Talmina.
12:58Talmina?
12:59Yes, he did!
13:00Exactly.
13:02It is Soretto from Sicily.
13:05He once sold you an ice cream.
13:09LAUGHTER
13:09Granita.
13:11Granita.
13:12Exactly, granita.
13:13It's not just...
13:14It's not an ice cream.
13:15It's not just...
13:15It's not just ice cream.
13:16It's different.
13:18A granita is different.
13:19Granita.
13:20Yes.
13:20This is your opportunity.
13:21Granita is a typical Sicilian specialty.
13:24Oh, that's fabulous.
13:25But the beautiful news is...
13:27Tell us the news!
13:29The bar, my bar, is very, very popular.
13:32Not because I stay here, I want to make marketing, but...
13:39It's a special opportunity.
13:41It's a special opportunity.
13:42It's a special opportunity.
13:42Tell the people about...
13:43About the granita, the granita.
13:45Granita?
13:46Granita is like sorbet.
13:49We are very popular.
13:51Very.
13:51And what I want to say, the bar is popular.
13:55We're getting the popularity of the bar.
13:58Yeah, sure.
13:59The bar is very popular.
14:01And what is very, very beautiful, for they, they was in the queue.
14:05Not asking me the table because it is Abbie Clancy and Peter Krause.
14:11They wait on the line.
14:20They queue'd with the plebs.
14:25Because he has wait and I give the best granita.
14:29Oh.
14:30I want a granita.
14:31I want a granita.
14:32I want a granita.
14:35I want a granita.
14:35I want a granita.
14:35Will you give me...
14:36We have the best granita.
14:37We have making granita.
14:38Did you bring a granita?
14:39Yeah.
14:39Because I don't queue.
14:41You know that.
14:43Where is it?
14:44Back.
14:45In the backstage.
14:45Where is the granita?
14:46I want a granita.
14:47Granita.
14:48Sorry.
14:49Excuse me.
14:49Very popular.
14:52Where is this very popular?
14:54Here.
14:55Oh!
15:02So this, this is, this is yours, is it?
15:05You must say it's good, eh?
15:12Yeah.
15:13Oh!
15:17BOO!
15:18BOO!
15:20It's unbelievable.
15:25These, can I ask you a serious question?
15:29Yeah.
15:30Is it popular?
15:31It's popular.
15:33Oh God, it's so good.
15:35LAUGHTER
15:36That is...
15:38Save me some.
15:40LAUGHTER
15:40Ladies and gentlemen, it is all the way from Sicily.
15:45Soretto! Ciao, ciao!
15:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:57All right, so, let's give you one more.
15:59Let's see who this is.
16:00MUSIC PLAYS
16:03What have we got?
16:10MUSIC PLAYS
16:11All right, remember me?
16:19I think I know the voice.
16:26I remember the voice, yeah.
16:28Who's crying?
16:29Yeah, I'm not crying.
16:30LAUGHTER
16:32No, yeah, it's who I think it is.
16:35Sorry, Pete?
16:36If it's who I think it is, yeah.
16:37I think it's the voice, cos he used to tell me what to do.
16:41LAUGHTER
16:46What kind of thing would he say to do?
16:49He'd say, you know, a little step over, take two touches.
16:55You know, I think it's... I think it's him.
16:57He looks different.
17:00APPLAUSE
17:04Jog his memory, give it to him.
17:06He's just...
17:06He's just...
17:07He's just fallen over.
17:08Crouchy, get up!
17:12It's all coming flooding back.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:15So, Pete, do you happen to remember this gentleman's name,
17:18or indeed where it was and when you last saw each other?
17:20Yeah, yeah.
17:22No, you know what?
17:22I'd never forget him, cos he was a huge influence on my career.
17:25Oh.
17:25Genuinely.
17:26When I was a kid, erm...
17:28Like, I genuinely believed that my technique came from
17:31the grounding I had with, erm, Barry Quinn.
17:34Aw.
17:36APPLAUSE
17:39Thank you, thank you.
17:41Thank you, thank you.
17:45So, this was when Pete...
17:46How old were you when you were...
17:47God, I must have been ten, eleven, nine, ten.
17:50Yeah, he was only about ten.
17:51Long time.
17:54So, Pete, big influence on your life.
17:56Like, honestly, a huge influence.
17:59I just think at that time, at that age, like,
18:02it's such a, like, a time for you to develop,
18:05and I was just so lucky to have a coach like Barry...
18:08Yeah.
18:08..who just, I felt, got me to the next level, really,
18:12and I know I was only a baby, but I think that grounding
18:14was kind of what shaped the player I became.
18:16Yeah.
18:17Well, it must be lovely to hear that.
18:19APPLAUSE
18:22Did you spot the talent early with Pete?
18:24He had a fantastic attitude.
18:25He had natural talent, but always wanted to progress,
18:29always wanted to get better,
18:31works harder than everybody else,
18:33had great family support.
18:34Yeah.
18:35So, he was an absolute coach's dream.
18:37APPLAUSE
18:39And look at him now!
18:41Look at him!
18:43Was he a good boy, young Pete?
18:47He was.
18:47Did he listen?
18:47He did, yeah.
18:48He listened intently.
18:51Almost too much at times,
18:53because when he was with us,
18:56he thought that he was illegally with us,
18:58and when we shouted,
19:00Pete, hide, the man's here from the FA,
19:02he would run off, go through a hole in the fence
19:04and wait to be called back in.
19:06LAUGHTER
19:07Why was he illegally there?
19:09He wasn't.
19:10We just thought it was funny.
19:13LAUGHTER
19:14APPLAUSE
19:16Oh, Barry.
19:17It was absolutely great to see you.
19:19Barry, ladies and gentlemen,
19:21Pete, one of his first coaches.
19:24Come on!
19:26Yeah!
19:29All right, ladies and gentlemen, that was super fun.
19:32Come on, let's hear it for Pete and Abby.
19:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:38So, ladies and gentlemen,
19:40it is now time for TV Takeover.
19:43LAUGHTER
19:46So, this is where I take over someone's television
19:51and they watch an entirely fake version
19:54of a television show which we make bespokely for them.
20:00So, this series, we've focused on Monday, Tuesday,
20:05Wednesday and Thursday night, 7.30.
20:09To be precise, I suppose, for most of our lives,
20:13we would have heard this music.
20:19It is one of the most successful soaps
20:22in this country's history, EastEnders!
20:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:28Now, it's unlikely, ladies and gentlemen,
20:30that anybody is as big a fan as Amanda.
20:35Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for my friend Amanda!
20:39Here she is!
20:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:45It's her husband, Mark.
20:48Hi, Sophie.
20:49And Jack.
20:50Sophie and Jack, your kids.
20:53So, EastEnders, tell me about EastEnders.
20:55It is my favourite show.
20:58I've never missed an episode.
21:00So, genuinely, I've never missed an episode.
21:02If I go on holiday, I will.
21:03So, this is actually an episode that you did miss.
21:06The whole of the country who watch EastEnders
21:08were watching the actual EastEnders, and we were actually...
21:12Did you know we were next door?
21:13We had drilled a hole through the wall into your television,
21:17and we were playing our own version for only you to watch.
21:22Of course, your family were all in on it and did a very good job.
21:25They were.
21:25Now, it's important, before we watch it,
21:27that we learn a little bit about you.
21:30So, why don't you tell us the story of when you were so shocked
21:35by...
21:35I think it was somebody's death.
21:38Lucy Beale.
21:38Tell us, Amanda, about this.
21:40So, once, when I was watching EastEnders,
21:42I was having my tea, which was a bit of fried chicken,
21:46and it was a really upsetting episode.
21:50Lucy Beale had just died, and I was beside myself.
21:53Oh, no.
21:53I was absolutely crying and sobbing.
21:56I'm so sorry.
21:56And it was just horrendous.
21:57It was very harrowing, Michael.
21:58It was very harrowing.
21:59It was very harrowing.
22:00So, I took a deep breath in, because I was crying,
22:03and I choked on the chicken.
22:04Oh, no.
22:05And my daughter had to ring an ambulance.
22:08My husband had to give the Heimlich manoeuvre to me.
22:11And the chicken shot out.
22:13And, of course, I'm still here.
22:15But Lucy Beale was still dead.
22:18OK.
22:19Well, let's all make a mental note of that story.
22:24So, Amanda, in her lovely, lovely home in Swansea,
22:27sat down last week to watch EastEnders.
22:30Let's have a look at Amanda's EastEnders TV Takeover.
22:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:37Ah, Swansea, the jewel in the Welsh crown,
22:40and home to Amanda, who's heading off for a day of work
22:43as a credit controller.
22:45Which means it's time for me to spring into action.
22:55Not easy.
23:05All right.
23:06So, here we are.
23:08Well, this is very dramatic, isn't it, Amanda?
23:10I have broken into your house while you were at work.
23:13But you do love a bit of drama.
23:15In fact, you like drama four times a week.
23:18And if we're going to make a fun episode,
23:21well, I'm going to need to take some stuff from your house.
23:24This is you here.
23:25This is you and your lovely husband, Mark.
23:27Have a good look at Mark.
23:28And maybe have a good look at me and Mark.
23:30You've got a fun idea for that.
23:32So, let's grab some candles.
23:35A little bit of love.
23:37Why not?
23:37Everybody needs love.
23:38It's all you need, some would say.
23:40And it's not all I need,
23:42because I'll be taking that and a lot more.
23:44I am struck by this wonderful assortment of crystals.
23:48I'll take one of those.
23:49I don't know what they're for, but hopefully...
23:53Oh, goodness.
23:54I hope that didn't break anyway.
23:56Crackle.
23:56This is nice.
23:58One of the things you have managed to learn through a life
24:01is all the flags of the world.
24:04That might be popping up.
24:05And I spotted up here a little CD.
24:07You are a huge fan of Bon Jovi.
24:11Who isn't?
24:12Um, so maybe we can try and weave that into your EastEnders episode.
24:17Oh, hang on.
24:18What we got in here?
24:19Maybe these can make their way from your laundry
24:23to one of the most famous laundries in this country.
24:28I've got to get myself to Warford.
24:30I don't know whether to take that little dog or your actual dog.
24:33Come on, boy.
24:34We've got to go in four.
24:36Come on.
24:41A few hours later, and I'm on the set of EastEnders.
24:44Here I am exiting Walford East Station.
24:49Yes, there's been some extraordinary storylines over the years.
24:52Who shot Phil Mitchell?
24:54Who killed Lucy Beale?
24:56And now it's time for Where is Amanda?
25:02You have never missed an episode of EastEnders Amanda, but tonight you will.
25:06Because the one you'll be watching, we're making especially for you.
25:12A few weeks later, it's Wednesday night and like always, Amanda has meticulously planned her day of credit controlling to
25:20make sure she's home in time for the highlight of her entire day, EastEnders.
25:25She has no idea that her house is rigged with hidden cameras, with a crew watching her every move next
25:32door, and we've taken over her TV, ready to override tonight's actual episode of EastEnders with her own personal episode.
25:41So while she thinks she's in control, she's not. We are.
25:48The cattle's on, so it's time for Amanda to take her position in her favourite chair, alongside daughter Sophie, son
25:55Jack, husband Mark, and of course, Floki, her dog, who are all in on it.
26:02Now on BBC One Wales, it's lights, camera, action.
26:11Lights, camera, action? Why was that mean?
26:13If only you knew Amanda.
26:20Here we go.
26:23Here's your hot chocolate.
26:24Oh, lovely. Thank you, Marie.
26:29Oh, there you are.
26:31Oh, I'm a popular today, isn't I?
26:33Yes, cheers.
26:35Time to set up tonight's big storyline.
26:48Amanda.
26:50Amanda.
26:51Where's Amanda?
26:52A threatening letter from Amanda, the credit controller, has left Kathy Sheena.
27:00After a few genuine EastEnders scenes...
27:03This is actually mental.
27:04I just can't deal with all the lies.
27:06Mate, you are way out of line.
27:07I don't need this.
27:09We find Kathy in the laundrette.
27:14Oh, never mind.
27:16That's... that's my beach mat.
27:23What?
27:25What?
27:28Did you just see that?
27:30No.
27:34Now, will you notice the person calling is a composite of your husband's face and my face?
27:44Is she not saying dressing gown?
27:47Nope.
27:48Still fixated on the laundry.
27:51I'm just going to rewind it.
27:53Please don't.
27:56Hello, sweetheart.
27:58G&T, please, Alfie.
27:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:00Come down.
28:01Yeah, make it a double, yeah.
28:02I'm having a day of it.
28:03Yeah, you and me both.
28:04Oh, listen.
28:04I just want to test you on something.
28:06Okay, have a look at that.
28:07You are.
28:08Okay, so I'm doing a quiz, obviously, tonight.
28:10We're going to do a thing about flags of the world.
28:12I just want to make sure it's not too hard.
28:14I do those.
28:15Well, your party trick is knowing every flag in the world.
28:19Right, think carefully.
28:20Right, concentrate.
28:21What's that one?
28:22I don't know, Alfie.
28:23Sweden.
28:25Come on, Sweden.
28:26Come on, don't panic.
28:27Okay, right.
28:27What's that one?
28:29Bouton.
28:30I don't know.
28:31Wales.
28:32Wales has got a dragon on.
28:35You certainly know your flags,
28:36but how well do you know your own son, Jack?
28:39Keep an eye on him here in the kitchen.
28:42Where's he heading?
28:45The queen there, apparently.
28:47Spot him, Amanda?
28:50Nope.
28:54Look, this goes back years, yeah?
28:56When I was away from the square.
28:58I mean, look, I was in a bad place, alright?
29:00And this...
29:01This was a bad crowd.
29:04And, of course, there was a ringleader.
29:06Amanda.
29:08She was known as the credit controller.
29:10What?
29:11It's me.
29:13I don't know if someone can help you.
29:19Recognise anyone?
29:22That was Floki.
29:24Oh, my God.
29:27What?
29:27Yes.
29:28It's like, ew, it hasn't even got that.
29:31Even your dog, Floki,
29:32seems to have recognised himself.
29:34Well, I did think you might recognise me.
29:37It's like Floki.
29:41Excuse me, er...
29:41You all right, love?
29:42Yeah, I was told you could help me with something.
29:44My name's Cathy.
29:46Yeah, depends on what it is.
29:47Take a seat, what do you want to talk about?
29:50Erm...
29:50I need to track someone down.
29:52She's called Amanda.
29:54Amanda?
29:55Yeah.
29:55Alright, keep talking.
29:57Who's he, I reckon?
29:59She's known as the credit controller.
30:00You wouldn't believe how powerful she is.
30:01Wait a minute, what did you say?
30:02You say credit controller?
30:03Yeah.
30:04Alright, I think I've heard of her.
30:05This is serious.
30:06Time for a bit of fun now,
30:08with your all-time favourite artist,
30:10Bon Jovi.
30:11I'm not getting in touch from a mate, Tommy, alright?
30:14Tommy used to work on the docks.
30:16You need to be on strike.
30:17He's down and his luck is tough.
30:19Ssss.
30:22We're halfway there, then.
30:24Take me handcuff.
30:25We'll make it, I swear.
30:27Why are they just fucking Bon Jovi lyrics?
30:33We'll find this Amanda.
30:34It's not.
30:35It's not.
30:35It's not.
30:35It's not.
30:35I think this is weird.
30:36He said it was.
30:38What?
30:40What wrote this episode?
30:42We did, Amanda.
30:44Yeah, right.
30:45I was hoping to speak to you later.
30:47Oh, it's nice in here.
30:49Well, you've got a few new bits.
30:50Yeah, just a few bits.
30:51A little freshen up.
30:53That's my opinion.
30:54What?
30:57Yes, Amanda.
30:58That is your cushion.
31:02You are great.
31:03I've got some chicken there from a clunky.
31:04Do you know what?
31:05I'm starving.
31:06I've not eaten all day.
31:08And this is so funny.
31:10I may also have taken the sofa that you're sitting on.
31:18In fact, there's an awful lot of things from your house in this seat.
31:23But keep your eye on Cathy eating chicken.
31:26You know how dangerous that can be, Amanda.
31:28You know, I've been really into my crystals at the moment.
31:31Well, I've been getting this weird energy from this one.
31:35I took it to a medium to get a reading.
31:38What are you going on about, Lauren?
31:40I know that it sounds mad, but...
31:43She said that someone is trying to reach me from beyond the grave.
31:46Spit it out, Lauren.
31:48She said it was Lucy Beale.
31:51It's all right.
32:00Oh, my God!
32:02Oh, my God!
32:02Oh, my God!
32:02Right, this is...
32:03No!
32:06Oh, my God!
32:09Oh, my God!
32:13Okay.
32:14Oh, okay!
32:16Oh, my God.
32:18Time now to ramp up the search for the elusive Amanda.
32:22You're late.
32:23Am I?
32:24Yeah, it's all right though. I found her.
32:26You ain't gonna believe where she's at.
32:27Where?
32:28Daffodils, valleys, green, green grass at home.
32:33Rob Brydon, H from Steps, Alice Jones from The One Show, Gareth Bale.
32:39Where do you think we're going?
32:40Tottenham.
32:42We're going to Wales.
32:43Where is that?
32:46Swansea Govner, get in.
32:50Right, okay, see?
32:53Kathleen, we're nearly there. Brace yourself. She ain't gonna believe us.
33:00What's going on?
33:01This is not a street.
33:07They're outside our house.
33:09So time, Amanda, your number's up.
33:13Oh, my God.
33:19Oh!
33:26Oh, my God.
33:33Oh, my God.
33:34Amanda.
33:36Oh, my God.
33:58Let's go through to the scene of the crime.
34:01Hello, Tolan, you all right?
34:04Hello, Mark.
34:05How are you?
34:06You are.
34:07I think you're all right.
34:08Yep.
34:09You're a microphone.
34:11Oh, God.
34:14Um...
34:15Oh, my God!
34:17This is...
34:18I think I'll take my teeth out.
34:19Oh, yeah.
34:19It's the big show.
34:21It's the big show.
34:23It is indeed Michael McIntyre's big show.
34:27Um...
34:27Amanda, we've made that EastEnders just for you.
34:31No!
34:32I spent the day at Walford.
34:34Oh, my God.
34:35I can't believe there's any teleports in my house.
34:40Michael McIntyre's in my house.
34:41The only bad news is you've actually missed EastEnders.
34:43You know, all right?
34:45Lovely to meet me.
34:46Thank you so much.
34:46Amanda, lovely to meet you.
34:49It's a credit control.
34:50Right, all the credit control.
34:52Give yourself a wave.
34:53You will be watching this in the theatre.
34:55What an amazing sport.
34:56It's Amanda!
35:00Thank you!
35:03Thank you!
35:07Ladies and gentlemen, what about that?
35:09Amanda!
35:10I don't know.
35:11Oh, it hurts my cheeks, laughing at all.
35:15What do you think?
35:16I mean, I don't know what would go through your mind watching it.
35:18It was real.
35:19It was real.
35:20I just could not believe that was going on.
35:23And you had my things on there.
35:25And I was like, this is really weird.
35:27I can't even believe we took the sofa.
35:29We took the whole sofa.
35:30I cannot believe you took the sofa.
35:32And I noticed the sofa and I didn't notice my own son in the room.
35:39These are the priorities.
35:44Well, listen, you've been an amazing sport.
35:46And it was worth it, ultimately, because, you know, you met Cathy.
35:49She came to your house.
35:50Gillian, all the way to Swansea.
35:52She was amazing.
35:53And she's so lovely.
35:54Yeah.
35:55And we've got a little present, actually.
35:56So this is...
35:58Well, this is your script.
36:00This is your EastEnders script.
36:02It's signed by Gillian Telforth, who's written a lovely little note to you.
36:07And that's for you.
36:08Put that on the wall.
36:09And you can...
36:10Oh, it certainly was.
36:12It certainly was.
36:13So much.
36:13It was our absolute pleasure.
36:15Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's star of TV TakeOver, Amanda!
36:26My next guest is the biggest-selling classical artist of the century.
36:33She is back performing on The Big Show, and I'm so happy that she is.
36:37Ladies and gentlemen, the incredible Katherine Jenkins!
36:59Where do you go?
37:04It is.
37:05Quel che sei per te
37:13Nel tuo cuor
37:17Cerca in te
37:19E nel trovarmi
37:21Non cercare più
37:26Non dirmi
37:29Non limita il senso
37:32Non puoi dirmi
37:36Perché mori
37:39Lo sai che verò
37:44Quello che farò
37:47Sarà per te
37:54Non ci amore
37:57Capir tua
38:29Tu amore
38:54Non ci amore
38:58Non ci amore
39:00Non ci amore
39:05Non ci amore
39:30You know it's true, everything I do.
39:46I do it for you.
39:54APPLAUSE
40:01Jenko! Katherine Jenkins!
40:04Darling.
40:07So, listen, how's it all going? Tell me about this song.
40:10Is it part of an album of Bryan Adams songs?
40:13No, I'm actually...
40:15I'm a summer of 69!
40:20We have to do it. I feel like we have to do that.
40:23Well, it's part of my...
40:25Believe it or not, I'm celebrating this year my 25th year in music.
40:29That's extraordinary.
40:30So I'm going to be going on tour in October.
40:31That's an extraordinary thing.
40:33I can't believe it, but yes.
40:35There will be a big UK tour in October.
40:37Guys, what a pleasure to have you on the show.
40:39Thank you for having me.
40:39The incredible, the sensational 25 years and still phenomenal.
40:44What a voice!
40:45It's Jenko!
40:46Katherine Jenkins!
40:47Love her!
40:52It is now time for the unexpected star star of the show!
41:01So, of course, this is where we surprise a star.
41:07Right here on this very stage.
41:08So tonight, we are not surprising just one person,
41:12but an entire band or group.
41:15They have had four number one singles.
41:18They've sold over three million records.
41:20And made sure that double denim stayed in fashion forever.
41:26C'est la vie!
41:27It's bewitched!
41:33So, at the back of the theatre, you have no idea it's the theatre.
41:36So they come in through the back and every week we redress it as something else.
41:40Tonight, it is a wax work studio.
41:44Bewitched think they are coming to be immortalised in wax.
41:50OK?
41:51So they are here to be scanned, to go through a body scanner,
41:57and then they will have a design consultation,
42:00and then they will be turned into wax works.
42:03So, they are going to end up in this.
42:06Now, this is the 3D body scanner.
42:09So they will be scanned on a 360.
42:11When they get to the front, that wall will collapse,
42:14and then they will be on this very stage.
42:17Then the band are going to start playing C'est la vie, comme ça!
42:25Uh-oh!
42:33OK.
42:35Excellent work.
42:38Now, Caroline, our actor, she is waiting in the reception area.
42:43Hi, Caroline.
42:44So, we can have a little look around.
42:46So, I think we have Marilyn Monroe.
42:48There she is.
42:49Justin Bieber. Where's Bieber?
42:51Oh, not bad.
42:52And I think there might be one of me.
42:56Oh, there I am.
42:58LAUGHTER
42:59Now, The Witcher can be part of a 90s-themed exhibition,
43:05supposedly, as part of an 80s-themed exhibition,
43:09is, uh, Sinita.
43:10Can you show us that?
43:11Because she's behind the curtain.
43:13Now, here's a bit of fun.
43:15That's actually Sinita.
43:17LAUGHTER
43:20So...
43:21LAUGHTER
43:26Sinita, if you can hear me, please give us a wave.
43:29Ladies and gentlemen, Sinita!
43:32APPLAUSE
43:34OK, so, you might have noticed there's another curtain there on the other side,
43:40and we are going to put a work-in-progress waxwork into that side.
43:47And when I say work-in-progress, what I mean is, um...
43:51Well, have a little think and put your hands up
43:54if you have ever been mistaken for a celebrity in your life.
44:01Anybody?
44:02All right, what have we got?
44:03It's quite, quite good.
44:05Um...
44:06Oh, my God, oh, my God!
44:07Hang on.
44:08Come on.
44:09Let's have a look at this first one.
44:11I think it's nice that everyone can have a look.
44:13Maybe we can have a guess before he says.
44:15But you do...
44:16You have a distinctive face.
44:18Say it.
44:19What's your name?
44:20Uh, Tony.
44:21Tony?
44:21Yeah.
44:22Oh, anybody want to guess?
44:25Keanu Reeves.
44:28Do people say you look like Keanu Reeves?
44:29Every day.
44:30Really?
44:31I was going to go Owen Wilson.
44:33Oh.
44:34Yeah, if I do this...
44:37Yeah.
44:38And every day people say you look like Keanu Reeves.
44:40Every single day.
44:40I think five times, one on the train come in here.
44:43OK, that's good.
44:43Decent.
44:44All right, who else?
44:45Who else have we got?
44:45It's a really good start.
44:46Hello, darling.
44:48OK.
44:49Oh, no, I'm getting something!
44:51Oh, I am!
44:52Come on, come on, come on!
44:53Yes, I am!
44:54It's crazy!
44:54This is amazing!
44:56OK, I think it's a good one.
44:57What's your name?
44:58Christine.
44:58Christine.
44:59Well done.
45:00Join me on stage.
45:02So, this is Christine.
45:03If you could stand next to Keanu Reeves.
45:07So, Christine.
45:09Oh, it's quite good.
45:10Who do we think Christine looks like?
45:14Olivia Colman, is that what...?
45:16Christine, you really do look like Olivia Colman.
45:20How often do people say that?
45:24Quite frequently.
45:24This is excellent.
45:25This is a really good start.
45:27OK, anybody else?
45:28What?
45:31Vicky McClure.
45:32Yeah.
45:33It's quite good.
45:34Come on, come on, Vicky McClure.
45:36Nice to meet you.
45:37What's your name?
45:38Mickey.
45:38Hi, Mickey.
45:39Mickey, not Vicky.
45:40OK, well done.
45:41Who else have we got?
45:42Who else have we got?
45:44Sorry, I'm coming through here.
45:46We had some over here.
45:47Hello, mate.
45:48Who do people think you look like?
45:50Peter Kay.
45:51Peter Kay.
45:51Peter Kay.
45:54It's quite funny because it's not great.
45:56Come on.
45:59What's your name?
46:00Dan.
46:01Come on, Dan.
46:02All right, anybody else?
46:03We've got Dan as Peter Kay.
46:04Anybody else?
46:05Now I'm going to get down to anybody who's ever been told,
46:08like, even once.
46:10Just even once.
46:11Put your hand up.
46:12Even once.
46:13OK, Bewitched are on their way.
46:15Who was yours?
46:17It's not bad, you know.
46:19OK, one more Emma Thompson.
46:21You're coming up quick.
46:22What was yours?
46:25Orlando Bloom, please join us on this stage.
46:30OK, we're going to ask the audience to decide.
46:32OK, come round here, come round here.
46:35Nice to meet you.
46:36What's your name?
46:36Helen.
46:36Hi, Helen.
46:37Hello, mate.
46:38Dan.
46:38Hi, Dan.
46:39We've got a couple of Dans.
46:40So, please don't decide if they're that good.
46:43Just whatever we think is going to be funniest.
46:44Because what's going to happen is they're going to be in the other curtain
46:47and then we're going to say to Bewitched,
46:49who do you think this is?
46:50OK?
46:53Those in favour of Keanu Reeves, make some noise.
46:59Olivia Colman.
47:02Vicky McClure.
47:05Peter Kaye.
47:09Emma Thompson.
47:13Orlando Bloom.
47:16All right, we're down to our final two.
47:19Let's...
47:19Thank you, guys.
47:20You can return to your seats.
47:21Nice to see you.
47:22Thank you, guys.
47:22Well done.
47:24Oh, they're both quite good.
47:27Again, it's so close.
47:28Let's settle this with the staring competition.
47:31You have to see if you keep completely still.
47:34Because you are waxworks.
47:36All right?
47:36Go.
47:49All right.
47:51I'm going Peter Kaye.
47:52Peter, you've got it.
47:53Thank you very much.
47:55All right, Peter.
47:56Go on.
47:57You're going to get it sorted.
47:58Well done.
47:59Don't move when you're in there and don't say a word!
48:03OK, let's set them in.
48:06There you go.
48:07There you go.
48:08There you go.
48:09Hi!
48:10Come on in.
48:12Hello!
48:12It's lovely to meet you.
48:14Come and take a seat.
48:15Welcome to the studios.
48:17Hi!
48:17Come and sit down.
48:18Hello!
48:19Come and sit down.
48:20Come and sit down.
48:20Oh, pop your jacket on.
48:22Hi!
48:23Hi!
48:24Hello!
48:24Welcome.
48:25Lovely to see you.
48:25Sorry to keep you waiting.
48:27It has been a busy day.
48:28We'll take you through in a second.
48:30We'll take you through in just a second.
48:31Get the process started.
48:33We'll get the process started.
48:34Have you ever had a wax before?
48:35So, have anyone ever had a wax before?
48:37Yeah, I've never had a wax elsewhere.
48:42Well, this shouldn't be as painful, so that's good.
48:44And it's amazingly accurate.
48:46It's amazingly accurate as well.
48:48Like, you'll be amazed.
48:49Have a look at Marilyn, what do you think?
48:50I mean, have a look at Marilyn, what do you think?
48:52It's amazing.
48:53It is.
48:53The skin is in the hands.
48:55Beeps.
48:56That's good.
48:56That's really good.
48:57Oh, my gosh.
48:58It's really, really good.
48:59It's really accurate, so...
49:00We pride ourselves on our accuracy.
49:02We really pride ourselves on our accuracy.
49:05We'd like to show you our latest as well.
49:06We'd like to show you our latest, actually.
49:08We do like to think that you should be able to recognise who the waxwork is.
49:12We do like to think that you should be able to recognise the waxwork instantly.
49:15Now I feel under pressure.
49:17So, I'm going to show you one and can you say who you think it is?
49:19If you could just tell us who you think it is, OK?
49:21So, we'll just have a look.
49:23It's great to get your advice.
49:24OK, ready?
49:25So, who's this?
49:28Sanita.
49:29Sanita.
49:30Fantastic.
49:30We just finished that yesterday.
49:31We just finished that one yesterday.
49:32Yeah, that's one of my favours.
49:33Do you want another little peek?
49:34Do you want another little peek?
49:36OK, you ready?
49:37I'm going to show you something else.
49:40It's beautiful, isn't it?
49:41She is incredible.
49:43It is.
49:43It's incredible.
49:44Now, we do have a work in progress.
49:45We have a work in progress as well.
49:47And I would love you to guess who it might be.
49:49Well, I'd love you to guess our next one, if you can.
49:51I mean, I think it's brilliant, this one.
49:53You'll be really impressed.
49:54OK.
49:56LAUGHTER
50:00No, some of them do have a little bit of, you know, the Danish sort of, the museum.
50:05I don't know who I is.
50:06Don't put me on your screen.
50:07If you had to guess...
50:08If you had to guess who was...
50:11I don't know who it is.
50:12I don't know who it is.
50:13OK.
50:14He's got Irish roots, I think.
50:16He's got Irish roots, I think, actually.
50:17Oh, my God.
50:18Stop it.
50:19One more quick look.
50:20Are you ready?
50:21OK.
50:22Here we go.
50:25LAUGHTER
50:25Isn't that really not me?
50:27Is that a map that you were so real?
50:29It looks really real.
50:30I don't know that one.
50:31I'll give you a clue.
50:33Garlic bread.
50:33Garlic bread.
50:34Shake it.
50:35Garlic bread.
50:36What?
50:36Garlic bread.
50:37That's the clue.
50:38Garlic bread, I'm so confused.
50:40Is he eating or something?
50:40He's not really a real person.
50:42No, no.
50:43It's not the clue at all.
50:44I mean, they're so accurate.
50:46They're great, aren't they?
50:47Peter.
50:49Sellers.
50:49Peter.
50:50Is that Peter Kay?
50:53It was.
50:53It was Peter Kay, you said.
50:57Last Pete.
50:57Last Pete.
50:59Look, have another look.
51:00Are you ready?
51:00OK, here we go.
51:02No, that's a real mouth.
51:05That's not Peter Kay.
51:07That's a real mouth.
51:07All right, take them through.
51:09Let's get them scanned.
51:10OK.
51:10Do you want to just follow me through, ladies?
51:12We're going to start your scan.
51:13It's just through this way, so I think that one should be back out here again.
51:17Come on through.
51:19Please.
51:23So, come on through.
51:24This is the scanner, OK?
51:27I'm going to give you one of these.
51:28Kiwi, that's it.
51:29See the spot over there?
51:30You're going to stand on that one here.
51:31This one's for you on the spot.
51:33Just on the end there.
51:34See the spot on the floor?
51:35Like facing that way?
51:36Yeah.
51:37Face the scanner.
51:38Lindsay.
51:39And here we go, my love.
51:41On that spot there.
51:42Yeah.
51:42OK.
51:43So, this is going to show you some poses.
51:45I need you to copy the pose and just hold it.
51:48The platform is going to move.
51:50It's going to rotate, OK?
51:51While the scan happens.
51:52So, just hold the pose as it's moving.
51:54And that's it, OK?
51:55OK.
51:56I'll leave you to.
51:57Hi.
51:58I feel like it's an MRI or something, and you have come in.
52:02No, I'm going to initialise it.
52:03Oh, look.
52:04I look like, um...
52:06Oh, no, the microphone is there.
52:10Oh, what's that?
52:11Oh, what's that?
52:11Bro, what's that?
52:13What's that?
52:15Oh, do you want me?
52:16Oh, do you want me?
52:17Steady feed, everyone.
52:21Oh, do you want me?
52:23Oh, do you want me?
52:24Oh, do you want me?
52:24Let's go, guys.
52:32Come on, gefs.
52:45Come on, guys.
52:46Oh, oh.
52:49Hey, hey.
52:51Oh, oh.
52:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
52:57What?
52:59I said, hey, boy, sitting in your tree.
53:03When the other one's here, it comes back to you.
53:05I walk, I get down from your treehouse, sitting in the sky.
53:09I want to know just what I do.
53:11Is it very big?
53:12Is there room for two?
53:14Got a house with the windows and doors.
53:16I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
53:18Got to let me in.
53:20Let the fun begin.
53:25Hey, I'm a wolf today.
53:29Hey, hey, hey.
53:31I'll help, I'll help, I'll help, I'll help, I'll throw you away.
53:36You won't say you'll do what I've done.
53:39Say you won't say you'll do what I've done.
53:42Say not me.
53:43Say you will, say you won't.
53:46Stay with me
53:47Yeah, I'm so happy to make
53:51Stay with me
53:52Play with you
53:53Play with the girls
53:54Play with the boys
53:55Do you ever get lonely?
53:57Play with the toys
53:58We can talk
53:58We can sing
54:00I'll be the green
54:01And you'll be the king
54:02Hey, boy
54:03In your tree
54:04Throw down your ladder
54:05Make a room for me
54:06Get out of the windows and doors
54:08Show you mine
54:09If you show me yours
54:11You gotta let me in
54:12Come on, you guys, what's here?
54:14Hey, hey, hey
54:15Let me find me in
54:17Come on
54:18Hey, yeah, I'm a wolf today
54:21Hey, hey, hey
54:24I'll hug, I'll hug
54:26I'll hug, I'll hug, I'll hug
54:27I'll blow you away
54:29Stay with me
54:30Do what I don't
54:32Stay with me
54:34Stay with me
54:34All right
54:35Stay with me
54:36Stay with me
54:37Stay with me
54:38Stay with me
54:39Do what I don't
54:41Stay with me
54:42What do you like?
54:44Stay with me
54:48Stay with me
55:14Say what you want? Say you do what I do
55:18Say your true, say to me
55:21Tell me
55:22And say what you want?
55:25Say your true, say to me
55:29I want to say
55:30Tell me
55:31Say you well, say you want?
55:33Say you do what I do
55:36Say your true, say to me
55:38While you are good discrimination
55:39Bye
55:39Tell me
55:42I'm not happy
55:44I'm not happy
55:45I'm not happy
55:46I'm not happy
55:48I'm not happy
55:53I'm not happy
55:55Michael Holtz
55:57Please, don't worry
55:58I'm unexpected stars of the show
56:02Bill Wynch
56:08Oh my god
56:09Oh my god
56:11Oh my god
56:11You were in the room in there, your head
56:17You noticed my head? Yes, I noticed your head
56:20Oh my god
56:20This whole thing
56:22So we're not being made into wax dummies
56:25I'm so disappointed
56:26My daughter wanted it
56:28We will probably have to arrange that
56:31Another time
56:31We are all here to surprise you
56:34For you
56:35The band and everything
56:37We were with them last night
56:39We all had to keep this secret from you
56:42So that you would land on the stage
56:44And go straight into that amazing song
56:46Weren't they amazing ladies and gentlemen
56:52We haven't done that for 20 years
56:55Well, it was amazing
56:57Thank you
56:57Was that actually Sunita?
57:00Yes, it was Sunita
57:01No, it was Sunita
57:02No, that was actually Sunita
57:05That's a person
57:06And there's Sunita giving us a wave
57:08There's Sunita
57:09Oh my gosh
57:12And you know that man that we said was Peter K
57:15Who was that?
57:16Just some bloke in the audience
57:18There he is
57:19I'm sorry
57:22You did well
57:24Oh my gosh
57:24Because I was like
57:25I'm sure I know who Peter K is
57:26I was like
57:28He moved
57:28His eyes moved
57:29But listen
57:31Tell us about your life then
57:32What's going on
57:33What are you up to?
57:34What's the plan for Bewitched?
57:34Well we've got loads of gigs
57:36Hopefully you'll see a tour of us around
57:38Well you might have more gigs
57:39We're going to have a new single as well
57:40We've got a new single called Firefly
57:42And that will be out in a couple of weeks
57:43Firefly, let's go
57:44Ladies and gentlemen, one more time
57:46The amazing Bewitched
57:50You're welcome
57:52Thank you very much
57:54Good night for all of you
57:55Thank you
57:58If you'd like to nominate someone for the unexpected star of the show
58:02Or for any other surprise
58:04Go to bbc.co.uk slash bigshow for all the details
58:09What?
58:10What is going on?
58:11Next week, Jade Braves sent them all
58:14There's music from Jack Savaretti
58:16And we have a sensational unexpected star of the show
58:44There's music from Jacktr這樣
58:46There's music from Jack chuckle from Jack
58:49Arpaver
58:50And the können as well
58:50There's music from Jack
58:53Don't let yourself know
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