00:00Stay for now!
00:25Look out!
00:28I got him!
00:29No way! I got him!
00:31I got him, twerp!
00:32No way!
00:33Come here!
00:34I'll tell you!
00:35I'll tell you!
00:35I'll tell you!
00:35I'll tell you!
00:36I'll tell you!
00:38Bad dog!
00:43Give me that!
00:47You two celery sticks, pipe down!
00:50What the heck is this anyway?
00:55Face abrasions?
00:56That's space invasions!
00:59Give it back, Gramps!
01:01Mind your manners, you broccoli heads!
01:03Space invaders, huh?
01:06Well, can I ever tell you two rutabagas about the time I saved the Earth from invading aliens?
01:12No, Gramps!
01:13Why don't you tell us?
01:15It all started when I...
01:17We have to listen.
01:18Yeah, we better remember what happened to Grandma.
01:21She was dead when I got there!
01:22Oh, it was in the fall of 1939.
01:28I was on the beach enjoying the scenery, ha-cha-cha, when the aliens invaded!
01:35But Gramps, we thought you were a farmer.
01:38In Nebraska.
01:45During the Dust Bowl.
01:49All right, all right!
01:51You want the truth, huh?
01:53Fine, fine!
01:55Okay, then!
01:56There I was, with my fleet of expensive combines, harvesting my bumper soybean crop.
02:02When the aliens invaded!
02:04Dead!
02:06Didn't you have a mule?
02:10Uh-oh!
02:11Anything else you turnips don't like about this memory?
02:14Yeah.
02:15This black and white sucks eggs.
02:17Could you remember in color?
02:19Oh, color, you're behind, you...
02:20You cantaloupes want color!
02:23Okay!
02:24Okay!
02:28How do I have to talk to them to get some service around here?
02:32Is that enough color for you?
02:38Good!
02:39Then...
02:40The aliens invaded!
02:43We're not invading if we have to be yellow.
02:46But I rather like yellow.
02:49Come on!
02:51Come on!
02:53Okay!
02:54Now, there I was!
02:56In Nebraska, on my farm, in the Dust Bowl, in color...
03:05And the aliens invaded!
03:10It was pandemonium!
03:13The aliens were everywhere!
03:17No one knew what to do!
03:19I married Bigfoot!
03:26Deserve, ma'am!
03:28It's a cookbook!
03:29It's a cookbook!
03:30That's been done!
03:32Way to save the world, Gramps!
03:35Our hero!
03:37You alfalfa sprouts shut your cakehole!
03:39The aliens were having a field day!
03:41The aliens were running amok!
03:59Oh, aren't we running amok?
04:02Yes, isn't it wonderful?
04:04I think I feel crazy!
04:06Even the president asked for my help!
04:09Oh, Gramps, save the world for me!
04:13Okay, Sugar, if you insist!
04:15Hello!
04:16We never had a female president!
04:20Oh!
04:21I gave you color!
04:23Don't take this away from me!
04:26Well, all right!
04:30Thank you!
04:31The president offered me an entire arsenal to use!
04:34Welcome to...
04:36Save the World!
04:37Pick the right door, and you could be the big hero!
04:43I'll take door number two!
04:46Yay!
04:47Blue!
04:49Let's see what you didn't choose!
04:51Oh, too bad!
04:53That was a complete military arsenal!
04:55Just the thing for world saving!
04:58Let's see if you can still save the world with what's behind door number two!
05:02I thought you said you saved the world, Gramps!
05:12I'm not done yet, you eggplant!
05:16It was just me and the mule, and the aliens were closing in!
05:20I grabbed the only weapon nearby!
05:31Oh, you lady!
05:33And that's how I used my nuggin to save humanity!
05:42Great, Gramps!
05:44Can we have our game now?
05:45There's ain't no game!
05:47Why, when I was your age, I played football for Notre Dame!
05:51Gramps, I'm nine!
05:53I was big for my age!
05:55There I was!
05:56The entire team was injured!
06:00It was just me and the mule out there against the other team!
06:05Then the ball came to me!
06:07I faded back!
06:09Faded!
06:10Faded!
06:11Faded!
06:12Faded!
06:13Faded!
06:18Is he?
06:20Nah.
06:21I just turned down his oxygen.
06:29Look out!
06:31Have I ever told you two little dippers about the time some silly old arsling stopped me
06:37from invading its planet?
06:38Only a million times, Grandfather!
06:41Well, you'll hear it again!
06:43And like it!
06:44I do so love a good story!
07:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:12No!
07:16Viva!
07:17No!
07:28Yeah!
07:29How could it all go down next?
07:34Deswegen!
07:35Do the other!
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