00:00This is Robotics Central. You are 11 minutes and 10 seconds late for work. Thank you.
00:23This is Robotics Central. You are 11 minutes and 20 seconds late for work. Thank you.
00:30This is Robotics Central. You are 11 minutes.
00:35This is Robotics Central. You are 11 minutes and 10 seconds late for work.
00:41You are 14 minutes late for work.
00:47This is Robotics Central. You are 11 minutes late for work.
00:54Step in please
01:04New employee janitorial services 26354
01:10Begin security scan
01:12Thank you
01:13Scan complete
01:19Proceed to security desk
01:21Thank you
01:24Oh great
01:51It's the new guy
01:53You'd think they could send me a real cleaning unit
01:55One of those new fancy jobs
01:57And look what I get
01:59Well I can't hover here all night listening to you Yammeron
02:04As the chief of security here
02:08It is my sole duty to guard this facility
02:10Heck I know this place like the back of my
02:13And there now let that be a lesson to you
02:22You see here in this lab great minds from around the planet discover isolate and categorize
02:30It's the most dangerous thing on earth
02:33This is what they've come up with so far
02:37But they are always looking for something more lethal
02:41Now here's your office key
02:44The lab key
02:45Break room key
02:46Your coat room key
02:47Locker key
02:48Francis Scott key
02:49Skate key
02:49Garage key
02:50And keys to the soap dispenser
02:52Or you can just push this button
02:54Now on my shift there are three rules
02:57One follow your program
02:59Two follow my orders
03:01Three
03:01Don't bring any hats to work
03:04No no that's a stupid rule
03:06Forget that rule
03:07There is no third rule
03:08Just follow the first two
03:10And if you don't
03:19Well what are you waiting for
03:21Get to work
03:26Oh I just thought of a good third rule
03:28And if it says don't touch
03:30Don't touch
03:34Why did you block anywhere
03:36Where did you know
03:37How do you block more
03:38What are youniac
03:39Who knew
03:39Why'd you
03:40I never could
03:41wash the Parce
03:43Where are you
03:43Why do you
03:45Am I
03:46Your
03:47Who
03:48You
03:49Who
03:49You
03:49What
03:51What
03:53What
03:54You
03:55I
03:56Why
03:57Why
03:57Who
03:59Who
03:59How
04:00Are
04:00Who
04:01I
04:02Who
04:03Who
04:03Who
06:34Now the scientists are going to want to work on you.
06:36Testing, examining, disassembling, assembling, probing, and give a, hey, hey, where'd you go?
06:42No!
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