00:00So the U.S. is sweating bullets over the Strait of Hormuz because apparently 20% of the world's oil
00:06flows through that watery tollbooth.
00:08Now they're calling allies like it's a group project nobody studied for.
00:12Imagine oil tankers lined up like Uber drivers at AM horns blaring, fumes rising.
00:17Yeah, remember when toilet paper was scarce?
00:21Same vibe. Somebody please send traffic cops.
00:25If oil tankers honk, does it sound like cha-ching or we're broke?
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