00:00Chinese scientists just cloned the endless branching and tillering 1 EBT1 gene,
00:05making rice plants potentially live forever like your uncle's WhatsApp forwards.
00:10Published in Science, this breakthrough could revolutionize food supply.
00:14But let's be real, if rice lives forever, does that mean biryani leftovers finally achieve eternal life too?
00:22Remember when kale tried to be immortal.
00:24Rice just stole its thunder.
00:26Somebody tell uncle to stop hoarding wheat rice is the new Bitcoin.
00:31If rice never dies, does that mean your diet excuses never die either?
