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Reparto: Fernando Esteso, Mirta Miller, Manolo Gómez Bur, Rafael Alonso, Susana Estrada, Helga Liné, Manuel de Blas, Jaime de Mora y Aragón, Julián Navarro, Emilio Laguna, Rafael Hernández, Alfonso del Real, Francisco Camoiras
Dirección: Luis María Delgado
Sinopsis: Don José (Fernando Esteso) es un tipo que se pasa los veranos en las piscinas tratando de ligar, aparentando que es un supermillonario, y no es más que un vulgar vendedor de coches al que todos llaman Pepito Piscina. Un día conoce a una millonaria viuda apasionada de los rallies que quiere competir en el Gran Premio Costa del Sol, Don José no sólo querrá venderle un supuesto Ferrari, sino que le cuenta que él mismo es un piloto de rally profesional, y juntos irán a Marbella a la competición.
Dirección: Luis María Delgado
Sinopsis: Don José (Fernando Esteso) es un tipo que se pasa los veranos en las piscinas tratando de ligar, aparentando que es un supermillonario, y no es más que un vulgar vendedor de coches al que todos llaman Pepito Piscina. Un día conoce a una millonaria viuda apasionada de los rallies que quiere competir en el Gran Premio Costa del Sol, Don José no sólo querrá venderle un supuesto Ferrari, sino que le cuenta que él mismo es un piloto de rally profesional, y juntos irán a Marbella a la competición.
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00:00:00Pepito
00:00:30Pepito
00:00:30Pool
00:00:31No one can resist
00:00:33And she conquers them all.
00:00:35Achieving its goal
00:00:36And he is satisfied.
00:00:38Sticking out her chest
00:00:40From the diving board
00:00:41It will always be
00:00:43The hunter
00:00:46How seductive
00:00:49Your piece will achieve
00:00:52That love
00:00:54The new love
00:00:57And they will always tell him
00:01:03Whistle
00:01:04Just like a jaguar
00:01:06How terrible and cruel
00:01:07Pepito Piscina
00:01:09My life
00:01:11Whistle
00:01:12No woman has been able to put up with him
00:01:15Pepito Piscina
00:01:17I love you
00:01:18Whistle
00:01:19He's a superman
00:01:21It's like a hurricane
00:01:23Pepito Piscina
00:01:24Playing pranks
00:01:27You have taken the leap
00:01:30From the most heavenly angel
00:01:31What has been seen on that track
00:01:32It hasn't been seen on that track
00:01:33Not even
00:01:34What has been seen on that track
00:01:36It hasn't been seen on that track
00:01:37Abelino, how can I tell you that my square is sacred? What did the 124 give you?
00:01:57Nothing, Don José.
00:01:58So what's he doing on my site?
00:02:00He went in by himself.
00:02:01Then take it away.
00:02:02Yes, sir. Right away. You, you go in so I, so I can move aside.
00:02:06But what are you saying, Abelino? How can I tell you that the car, the pen, and the woman are not to be given to even the best of us?
00:02:13Come on, get it out of my sight. Let's see if you understand that what gives this pool its class is this, not that.
00:02:20Come on, move it! What are you waiting for?
00:02:26New, solid, 1.70m, with more curves than the Jarama circuit.
00:02:31And a forward line that puts the Cuban Olympics to shame.
00:02:34And she's coming alone?
00:02:37Of course, that's why I put her next to him. She's an easy conquest for you since you're fluent in languages, because that monster doesn't speak plain English.
00:02:45And the face?
00:02:47The face?
00:02:50What do you think?
00:02:52Unique. Good job, Luciano. A friend.
00:02:56You know I'd kill for you.
00:02:57This deserves a reward. Remind me later.
00:03:01Speaking of memories, Don José, have you spoken with the engineer?
00:03:04But you're going to give me that engineer lecture again, Luciano.
00:03:08I have my exam the day after tomorrow, and if you don't talk to him, he'll fail me again, and he's already on the 10th.
00:03:13And it will always knock you down because you're a blockhead, a blockhead behind the wheel.
00:03:17Yes sir, but as soon as you talk to the engineer, it'll be a piece of cake.
00:03:20And no, take it away, you're going to put it in like it's a pacifier.
00:03:23And why do you want to learn to drive?
00:03:26To flirt like you, Don José.
00:03:30You don't know what this is about, kid.
00:03:33To flirt like me, you need style.
00:03:40Look.
00:03:41A figure, a class, an international peak and a savoir-faire.
00:03:48Well, what can I tell you if you don't understand, Luciano?
00:03:51A student will fall, and that's something the engineer doesn't give you, even if you pass on the first try.
00:03:57But don't worry, I'll talk to him.
00:04:00Thank you, thank you very much.
00:04:02You forget your shoes.
00:04:04Yes, sir, I am always at your feet, Don José.
00:04:07You are a gentleman.
00:04:11And good luck with that beast.
00:04:13Thank you.
00:04:18You're welcome, sweetie.
00:04:26Sudrí, don José.
00:04:29Excuse me.
00:04:30Oh no, pardon.
00:04:32I've been having a language meltdown this summer.
00:04:36What point are you, Emiliano?
00:04:38Always with you.
00:04:41Have you seen which copy?
00:04:42That's peanuts compared to that.
00:04:51One hundred million and another one hundred million that he will inherit from his mother's crab, who has three oranges left.
00:04:57They have a killer from the 60 who is asking for a change.
00:05:00Who informed you?
00:05:01The driver, who has been with them all his life.
00:05:02If you want, you can start the year by making a lucrative deal.
00:05:08But there's a catch.
00:05:10Which?
00:05:11The count is a bit of a cuttlefish and likes to jump.
00:05:16What are you saying, Emiliano? Did you really look at it?
00:05:20Well, that's not a problem for me, is it?
00:05:22It's because you don't like cancanas...
00:05:25Take.
00:05:25Sometimes it's necessary to sacrifice yourself for the business, Emiliano.
00:05:34And if I tell you the truth, the more cancanas I like, the better.
00:05:40I'm going to prepare the ground to see if we can get it for the Merche.
00:05:44But be careful, don't go too far and the count might think everything is as it seems.
00:05:49Don't worry, Don José!
00:05:49To the boot, Gassanti.
00:05:56Merci bien, monsieur.
00:05:57Of course I'm going, I'm not going to go, man, I'd love to.
00:06:00Pepito Fernández upstairs is at your service, in whatever is needed.
00:06:04Oh, how beautiful!
00:06:06Poor man!
00:06:09Did you say?
00:06:11No, I was saying that... what a poor man.
00:06:15Who?
00:06:16That gentleman.
00:06:18What's wrong with him?
00:06:19He's crazy.
00:06:20Well, he's either crazy or broke, because he wants to sell a Mercedes Pagoda, the latest model, for two million pesetas, at a loss.
00:06:31Well, and if there's a clever one, you can still get the least out of him.
00:06:37Do you think so?
00:06:39Anyone who goes in with a million and a half upfront will make the deal of the year, I'm telling you.
00:06:49Oh my goodness, what a business deal they've just proposed to me!
00:06:54And you, who rant about the old car, you'll see.
00:06:58Where have I seen this woman before?
00:06:59Ah, I know, at the archaeological museum.
00:07:02Do you know who he is?
00:07:03Yes, the mother.
00:07:05No, I mean the other one, the one with the hat.
00:07:07Ah, that's the son.
00:07:08Now I'm going to sunbathe with my back to you.
00:07:09You're going to get burned.
00:07:13Give me some cream.
00:07:14You're going to get burned.
00:07:15The buttocks.
00:07:18The truth is that you are not one of the biggest, biggest, tallest, tallest.
00:07:23Me, in another time, a time, before, me from here...
00:07:28Don José!
00:07:28Don José!
00:07:29Don José!
00:07:31For your father Emiliano, don't worry, I'll get myself into trouble here.
00:07:34What's up, Merche?
00:07:34Visiliano!
00:07:35She already has a boyfriend!
00:07:37What a mess!
00:07:37The cuttlefish!
00:07:38The cuttlefish!
00:07:39The cuttlefish!
00:07:40Oh!
00:07:41José!
00:07:55Oh!
00:07:55Two Josephs, who has given?
00:07:59Ah!
00:08:04Oh, how wonderful!
00:08:05Two Joses, here!
00:08:06Two Josephs!
00:08:07Two Josephs!
00:08:08Two Josephs!
00:08:10Open, open, open, open!
00:08:15If they didn't put water in the pools, they wouldn't run this thing.
00:08:18Water you don't intend to drink, let it run.
00:08:20But how can it run if water doesn't have legs?
00:08:22That's nonsense.
00:08:23I know.
00:08:25But what's Luciano doing, what are you doing, huh?
00:08:30It's word of mouth, Don José.
00:08:31Well, let me know, because I've gotten so worked up, I can't even tell you.
00:08:34But why do you need to boast?
00:08:36Just by looking at her, she's a fool.
00:08:39If it was Emiliano's fault.
00:08:41Emiliano, if I catch him, I'll kill him.
00:08:43But look, I want to tell myself that Merche has a boyfriend at the exact moment when I was risking my life because of the French woman.
00:08:51You've got her in the bag.
00:08:53I had it, Luciano.
00:08:55Why have I jumped so far?
00:08:59My God.
00:09:00But this can't end here, you know.
00:09:02You have to give me lessons, Luciano.
00:09:04Because, don't tell me that with this guy and this face, look at me, Luciano, look at me, this face that can't be endured.
00:09:16So that I would be afraid of water.
00:09:18I'm going to conquer the world.
00:09:19I assure you, Mom, it's a magnificent operation.
00:09:22But we have to decide right away, lest someone else beat us to it.
00:09:26But why would we want a Mercedes if we already have a CAIS?
00:09:32To do a good business, I've already told you.
00:09:34You're not stupid and you don't understand business.
00:09:36Because you always do them, but it's about time I did them, I'm old enough now, for crying out loud.
00:09:42So whether you like it or not, I'm going to talk to that man.
00:09:45Come on.
00:09:46As I'm perfecting the mullet jump, which in France you call le rou...
00:09:55The red.
00:09:58I'm going to eat it.
00:10:00La boqué, le la vie que está para jamarse.
00:10:04Don José, Don José.
00:10:05But what do you want now, Emiliano?
00:10:07Sorry.
00:10:08That the gibio, that we have to try the merchandise.
00:10:11Now?
00:10:12Right now, it's packed up.
00:10:13And we can't go any faster, okay?
00:10:17This car reaches 220.
00:10:19On the contrary, dear Minore, please, Minore.
00:10:22Don't be afraid, man.
00:10:23He's safe with me.
00:10:24I'm scared.
00:10:25You don't know me, but what I like is the march.
00:10:28And the more candle I light, the more I feel.
00:10:31Oh!
00:10:33Oh my goodness!
00:10:36The curve!
00:10:37Oh, how scary, scary!
00:10:46She's already left her condom!
00:10:47Oh, oh, oh!
00:10:48Hey?
00:10:49What did you think?
00:10:50You are a supersonic noise.
00:10:53And the car, come on.
00:10:55Laugh at the Concorde.
00:10:57Oh, what a day!
00:10:58What an unforgettable time!
00:11:00How wonderful!
00:11:02Isn't that right?
00:11:06Oh, Pepito!
00:11:10You know what's up.
00:11:11He's already talking.
00:11:12Let's make it cheaper, man.
00:11:13Nothing, it can't be.
00:11:14What I've told him is fine.
00:11:15It's over.
00:11:16But what he said isn't even worth it, man.
00:11:18Yes, it's worth it, I tell you.
00:11:19But there are four screws you have to put in there.
00:11:22Four screws, the cover is on and that's it.
00:11:23Two thousand calls and you'll be left.
00:11:24What we agreed on.
00:11:25Nothing.
00:11:26What we agreed on.
00:11:27Nothing, nothing.
00:11:28What we agreed on.
00:11:28He's tougher than the guy from Alcoy, mate.
00:11:29No, no, that's just how it is.
00:11:31What we agreed on.
00:11:31Is it over?
00:11:32Five, judge?
00:11:33If it's worth it, you know.
00:11:34It's worth it.
00:11:34Here's four thousand, twenty duros for the sandwich.
00:11:37What do you think?
00:11:40Hey?
00:11:40A gem.
00:11:41A gem.
00:11:42New.
00:11:43Hapized enclosure.
00:11:44Marvelous.
00:11:45Hey?
00:11:47Ah, a little boot.
00:11:49Here is the documentation.
00:11:51No.
00:11:52Money.
00:11:53Well.
00:11:54Did we agree on a forty?
00:11:55Forty, yes.
00:11:55Forty.
00:12:01Here is the documentation.
00:12:12Oh, yes, please.
00:12:13No, the heel.
00:12:14Ah, yes.
00:12:15The heel.
00:12:15Enjoy it in good health.
00:12:17Ale.
00:12:18Yes, this way, this way, yes.
00:12:21That.
00:12:21The key, because it's missing the key.
00:12:23The key.
00:12:24A friend, huh?
00:12:25You know where to find me.
00:12:26Yeah.
00:12:26A friend.
00:12:27Come on, come on, get out, get out, get out, get out.
00:12:31Slowly, eh, your peace of mind.
00:12:33Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
00:12:34Ale, ale, ale, ale.
00:12:49You're one of a kind, Pepe.
00:12:51I've had some good salespeople, but you outshine them all.
00:12:55You'll have the rest tomorrow.
00:12:56How do you manage?
00:12:57Because selling these cars is no easy task, especially at that price.
00:13:01Selling is an art that I master like a god, Mariano.
00:13:04And if a guy comes at me, I'll sell him a town hall with the mayor inside.
00:13:08It wouldn't surprise me, no.
00:13:11I still remember the first day you arrived here with that 1940s Chevrolet,
00:13:17And you mediated for me in such a way that I kept it.
00:13:21And when you left, I wondered, why did I ever buy this damn thing?
00:13:25That's not it either, Mariano.
00:13:27You're no Linian.
00:13:28No, you're still going to try to make me believe that buying that contraption was a good deal.
00:13:34But it helped you get me signed and to keep doing the biggest ones.
00:13:37Yes, you're right about that.
00:13:40I will never forget that day, because I learned that the most visible one gets screwed over.
00:13:46But you, you can't sell me anything, not even the prettiest girl in the maternity ward.
00:13:51Don't sell me anything, Mariano.
00:13:53You're really lazy about it, huh?
00:13:55Yes, you, you're the one getting the short end of the stick.
00:13:57I wasn't scared.
00:13:58I got scared.
00:13:59Have a good trip.
00:14:29Damn it!
00:14:50Good morning.
00:14:53Good morning.
00:14:55How are you?
00:14:57How are you?
00:14:59How are you going to go to the bathroom?
00:15:08And what's it to you what I'm going to do?
00:15:29Please, let's go in.
00:15:52Yeah.
00:15:58Hello, Leandro. Are you José?
00:16:01As always, right?
00:16:02Yes, natural, casual and not at all sophisticated.
00:16:04Aha, as it falls.
00:16:08Today, the sun is shining, the sky is blue and the water is very fine, summer is coming at last.
00:16:22Today, it is good, this water is blue, it is very...
00:16:27Stop, stop, why are you going to say something stupid, Leandro, stop, stop.
00:16:30Of course, God didn't call you through the language of Shakespeare, did he?
00:16:33Screw what you've dragged out, man.
00:16:35I do what I can, Don José, but it's very difficult.
00:16:37It's what I can do, so learn from me, look, look closely, see.
00:16:40Where is that? Here.
00:16:42Today, the sun... no, the sun, the sun, sorry.
00:16:46The sun is shining, the sky is blue and the water...
00:16:52The water is very fine.
00:16:55The sun is coming at last.
00:16:58Good.
00:16:59What does that mean? Today the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and the weather is wonderful.
00:17:04Summer is finally coming.
00:17:06Leandro, don't let this happen. Come on, you do it.
00:17:08Yes sir.
00:17:09Goes.
00:17:10This is what today is all about.
00:17:18Good evening, Mr. José.
00:17:21Hello, Paco.
00:17:27Take care of what's still virgin, okay?
00:17:29Take care, Don José, go in peace.
00:17:31Cheers, Dominique.
00:17:36Chin, chin, Pito.
00:17:37No, Pepito. Pe-pito.
00:17:39I really like Pito.
00:17:41Hey, be quiet... you can't say cheese here.
00:17:49There it is!
00:17:50There it is!
00:17:51There it is!
00:17:52Hey, be quiet!
00:17:53That can't be said here!
00:17:54Because?
00:17:55There it is!
00:17:56There it is!
00:18:01There it is!
00:18:02There it is!
00:18:03Well, look, call me whatever you want, because, after all, you're French...
00:18:06Who is this impressive marvel?
00:18:08Cheers!
00:18:09I don't know, Don Marcelino.
00:18:12It's the first day he's come.
00:18:14And who is accompanying her?
00:18:16Don José, a car salesman who comes here often.
00:18:20How I'd love to flirt with her!
00:18:23That's not very difficult for you.
00:18:26Buy him a car and he'll sell it to you with her inside.
00:18:30You think?
00:18:31Yeah.
00:18:46Excuse me a moment, darling.
00:18:48Pepe of my soul.
00:18:49It's been ages since I last saw you.
00:18:50What are you saying, Toñín?
00:18:51If I saw you at night in Bajamar.
00:18:52It's the same, but you've fallen from the sky.
00:18:53I'm looking for a woman like that for my new show.
00:18:54Agustín Carrasco, of Carrasco, brothers, international artistic agency.
00:18:55Come on, man, don't ramble on, he doesn't understand you.
00:18:56Besides, it's not of that genre.
00:18:57Better, that way you can make a great throw.
00:18:58Look, I'll promote it to you in a week and I assure you we'll make a killing.
00:19:02It's all the same, you don't do it.
00:19:03I can't see anything from you.
00:19:04But I don't see anything from you.
00:19:05I can't see anything from you.
00:19:06I can't see you at all.
00:19:07I can't see anything from you.
00:19:08I can't see anything from you.
00:19:09I can't see anything from you.
00:19:10I can't see anything from you.
00:19:11I can't see anything from you.
00:19:12I can't see anything from you.
00:19:13Agustín Carrasco, of Carrasco, brothers, international artistic agency.
00:19:17Come on, man, don't ramble on, he doesn't understand you.
00:19:19Besides, it's not of that genre.
00:19:20Besides, it's not of that genre.
00:19:22Better, that way you can make a great throw.
00:19:24Look, I'll promote it to you in a week and I assure you we'll make a killing.
00:19:27What do you think?
00:19:28That's really bad. Just open the door and I'll call you later, okay?
00:19:31But don't forget, whatever you do.
00:19:32No, don't worry.
00:19:34See you soon, beautiful.
00:19:35What a bunch of idiots there are.
00:19:50No, don't worry.
00:20:20Paco!
00:20:29Paco!
00:20:31Here I am, Don José.
00:20:32The car.
00:20:34The car, but you didn't take it.
00:20:36Will something happen to you, Pito?
00:20:38Wait, wait.
00:20:40Don't worry.
00:20:41The car, Paco.
00:20:43No, I reconsider.
00:20:45How am I supposed to take the car, Paco?
00:20:47If you saw me, I left it here.
00:20:49Paco, calm down.
00:20:51Paco.
00:20:52Don't tell me it was stolen right under your nose.
00:20:54What did he record!
00:20:55That's later.
00:20:56Now the BMW.
00:20:57Where is the BMW?
00:20:58I don't understand.
00:20:59Well, look for it.
00:20:59I was here a moment ago.
00:21:00I was here.
00:21:01I was here.
00:21:01Where is the car?
00:21:02The car.
00:21:02Look for it.
00:21:03The car.
00:21:03The BMW.
00:21:05But how can you leave a car like that?
00:21:07Three million.
00:21:08Paco.
00:21:09The car.
00:21:10The car.
00:21:11Where is the car?
00:21:12The car.
00:21:13The car.
00:21:14The car.
00:21:14The car.
00:21:16Paco, the car.
00:21:17What is its registration number?
00:21:18Green.
00:21:18Temporary license plates.
00:21:19Okay, but the number.
00:21:21What number?
00:21:22The one with the license plate.
00:21:23Allez, s'il te plaît, or is he leaving?
00:21:25Wait a moment, I have a problem.
00:21:26Uh, sure.
00:21:27Sorry.
00:21:28Are you appealing the registration number?
00:21:32What number?
00:21:33I don't know it anymore, but what is it that I have to say about all this?
00:21:35Calm down, man, calm down, he doesn't know.
00:21:37Yes, yes, I've heard.
00:21:38But hey, aren't you the owner of the car?
00:21:40Of course.
00:21:41So.
00:21:41In other words, no.
00:21:42Well, as if it weren't.
00:21:44That I should stay.
00:21:46The truth is, it's not mine.
00:21:48Already.
00:21:49Well, he doesn't hear it.
00:21:50Furthermore, he doesn't understand it.
00:21:51It's not mine.
00:21:52But if you want, I'll go and find the owner of the same car right away.
00:21:54Of course, I love myself.
00:21:55Yes? Can I call?
00:21:56Yes, of course.
00:21:57No, not this one, please.
00:22:13I'm sorry.
00:22:15You are welcome.
00:22:19Tiga!
00:22:20But where are you hiding, Mariano?
00:22:22Working.
00:22:22Working.
00:22:23I'm working.
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:25And when I'm working, I'm not available for anyone.
00:22:27And even less so in this kind of work.
00:22:30So leave me alone.
00:22:32And whatever you have to tell me, tell me tomorrow.
00:22:34I can't because I'm at the police station.
00:22:36So drop what you're doing and come over here.
00:22:38My BMW has been stolen.
00:22:40That?
00:22:41Did they steal your BMW?
00:22:45Oh my goodness!
00:22:45The one you've organized.
00:22:47And which police station are you at?
00:22:49So you are the owner of the car.
00:22:54Yes sir.
00:22:55But my name isn't there.
00:22:56And if you are the owner and your name is not on it, whose name is it under?
00:23:00In no one's name?
00:23:02Man.
00:23:03This is getting interesting.
00:23:05Whistle.
00:23:06What is faith and yes?
00:23:09We'll continue right away.
00:23:10Nobody's leaving here!
00:23:13Nobody leaves until all this is naturally cleared up.
00:23:18So that...
00:23:19Let's summarize.
00:23:21Your blue 1975 BMW 300, which was being driven with temporary license plates, has been stolen.
00:23:28Isn't that right?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:29Good.
00:23:31And you say the car is yours, but...
00:23:34His name is not there.
00:23:35Clear.
00:23:36Because it's for sale.
00:23:37And until it's sold, no one's name can be on it.
00:23:41Clear.
00:23:42And how did that car get in here?
00:23:44Over there.
00:23:45And how did it come into their hands?
00:23:47Through diplomatic channels.
00:23:49Through diplomatic channels.
00:23:51The mess you've made tonight is beyond words.
00:23:54With all the cars in the store, you've already gone to take out the only one that couldn't be taken.
00:23:59You told me, take whichever one you want.
00:24:01And just for a change, I took the BMW, but without thinking about the ambassador, much less that it was going to be stolen.
00:24:06Me.
00:24:07But when you saw that it didn't have its green plates, it was quite clear that I couldn't take it out.
00:24:11That's why I traded them for the ones from Yaguar, the scrap dealer.
00:24:13I've done that many times and nothing has ever happened.
00:24:15Well, now it's happened, and it's a big one.
00:24:17And you've not only complicated things for me, but also for the ambassador and the scrap dealer.
00:24:20And to make matters worse, there are now three million pesetas circulating around, without owners, without license plates and without insurance.
00:24:25Mariano, the BMW, there, look at it.
00:24:27Run! Let's go after him, he's getting away!
00:24:37But where is it?
00:24:38I don't know, but you just follow him.
00:24:44But get in there, Mariano!
00:24:46And if they give it to us, let them give it to us!
00:24:47It's slipping away from us!
00:24:48But floor it, you bastard!
00:25:13And what do you think I'm doing, having a snack?
00:25:15No, with the number of cars you have at the store and you pick this damn crap.
00:25:18No more shit here but you!
00:25:19And I'll end up being one if I stay with you!
00:25:21Well, your aunt knows what you have to do, contribute!
00:25:24But where are you going?
00:25:25Can't you see we've lost it?
00:25:26You know what I'm saying?
00:25:28You'll have to pay for what you've done to me tonight, Mariano.
00:25:31Be Sufi!
00:25:32Be Sufi!
00:25:32Be Sufi!
00:25:33Be Sufi!
00:25:34Be Sufi!
00:25:34Be Sufi!
00:25:35Be Sufi!
00:25:35Be Sufi!
00:25:36Be Sufi!
00:25:37But what does it say?
00:25:38What do you want?
00:25:39To get covered!
00:25:40Can't you see it, Mariano!
00:25:41Stop for your mother!
00:25:42Shit!
00:25:43For!
00:25:47Where are you going?
00:25:49Bye!
00:25:50Stop for a moment!
00:25:51You guys are really keeping me up at night.
00:26:05After what happened, I don't know whether to lock them up for the car incident or for public disturbance.
00:26:11The ones who should be locked up are those who stole the car.
00:26:14That's my business!
00:26:15That's why I'm telling you.
00:26:16Sit down.
00:26:17Yes sir, but...
00:26:17Feel it!
00:26:19Sit down already, don't complicate things further.
00:26:20Do you think that while those crooks are out there cheating with BBV,
00:26:23Are we here like two common criminals?
00:26:27Don't cry!
00:26:28Don't cry!
00:26:29Can?
00:26:30Come in, come in.
00:26:34Don't weep, my love.
00:26:37May monsieur l'inspector be kind.
00:26:40Alright, blah blah blah!
00:26:42Monsieur inspector, monsieur inspector, s'il vous plaît.
00:26:44Je ne connais pas ces messieurs, je ne les connais pas, s'il vous plaît.
00:26:46Laissez-moi rentrer chez moi.
00:26:47Stop, miss, calm down!
00:26:49Please, stay calm.
00:26:51You may go home.
00:26:54Thank you.
00:26:55You are welcome.
00:26:56In the bag.
00:26:56He'll let you have it.
00:26:57And vous, j'espère, j'espère de jamais vous revoir de ma vie.
00:27:00Never!
00:27:01I'm dying to see you, my tiger.
00:27:04And if you take a little longer to come,
00:27:06I'll go to your cave and kidnap you for a long time.
00:27:09What more could I want?
00:27:10Heart, my love, my life.
00:27:13But tonight I have a sale.
00:27:16And you're going to trade this body for a sale, my man?
00:27:20Just for a little while, my darling treasure.
00:27:24But as soon as I settle this matter, I'll pick you up and we'll die together in the night's maelstrom.
00:27:30Come here, I'm going to put the comb in for you.
00:27:45Come here, I'm going to put the comb in for you.
00:28:02Don't go there!
00:28:09What are you doing, you crazy person?
00:28:11Yes, yes, yes!
00:28:12Shut up already!
00:28:13Be quiet!
00:28:14Be quiet!
00:28:18Be quiet!
00:28:19What are you doing!
00:28:20Be quiet!
00:28:23Me too!
00:28:24What are you doing!
00:28:25Be quiet!
00:28:28Mount me on top of him!
00:28:30Oh!
00:28:31No, not you again. There simply aren't any more police stations in Madrid.
00:28:38That's exactly what I was thinking, Inspector.
00:28:41But to tell you the truth, I'm happy to see him again, because since we're already friends, I think this will be sorted out right away.
00:28:46What mess has he gotten himself into this time?
00:28:49I don't know any of them. But this guy... This thing!
00:28:54I'm not going to be rude, you know! I'll be rude to you and touch your face! And that's why! Thing!
00:29:01Stuff! Report, man! It seems like a lie! Report!
00:29:05Excuse me. Excuse me, Inspector.
00:29:08But you know, with these people you even lose your sense of class.
00:29:13If only he knew what he'd done.
00:29:16I'm dying to know what he's done.
00:29:18Oh, really? Well, I'll tell him right away.
00:29:20Come on! That's when the girl started the number by saying...
00:29:24Come here, come here, I'm going to put the comb in for you.
00:29:30At the moment of the comb, he made an obsessive face, staring at her like that.
00:29:35And he has lashed out against her.
00:29:37And he has left her to die, to dress, to stupefy, to fly.
00:29:41Come, show him, show the inspector.
00:29:43Teach him.
00:29:44Look, look what this shameless man has done to me.
00:29:47Look, look, look at what he's done to my head, he almost broke it with a bottle.
00:29:51Ah, it's left me with two bulls at once!
00:29:52Let's go!
00:29:53Please cover yourselves, miss!
00:29:54Why has a guardian, a wise man, been frightened!
00:29:56An innocent person!
00:29:57Please!
00:29:58And an immoral person!
00:29:59Order, miss!
00:30:00Yeah!
00:30:01An immoral, an immoral...
00:30:02You are the immoral ones, arousing the public with degrading exhibitionism.
00:30:07confusing democracy, openness, and transparency,
00:30:12with eroticism and pornography.
00:30:15No way, just reset it!
00:30:16What is this guy saying, son of a bitch?
00:30:19Out, out!
00:30:21Silence!
00:30:22Sit down, ladies, how many times do I have to tell you to keep order?
00:30:25Sit down, ladies.
00:30:26But this is unbearable, Inspector.
00:30:30Already.
00:30:31This individual, this thing, this satyr who tried to rape this innocent creature on stage,
00:30:41He's now acting like a moralist.
00:30:43If I were you, I'd put you in jail for life.
00:30:49Don José!
00:30:59Don José!
00:31:00That?
00:31:01You're going to get dehydrated.
00:31:02That?
00:31:03Three hours in the sauna is a lot of sauna.
00:31:08Oh, well!
00:31:09I'm exhausted.
00:31:12Killed.
00:31:12What a night, Antonio!
00:31:14Oh, what a night!
00:31:16Now you'll see how I make it brand new.
00:31:18Watch out, watch out!
00:31:18I have something for you that might interest you.
00:31:22All I care about now is a good bed to sleep in until tomorrow.
00:31:27When I tell you what it's about, you'll lose all sleep.
00:31:31Well, you'd better not tell me.
00:31:33Her skin is like velvet, her legs are long and wonderful, and her breasts...
00:31:43Oh, Don José!
00:31:44Her chest is something you can't stand.
00:31:48She's a widow who's so hot that when I give her a massage,
00:31:52I have to think that Madrid has lost to keep myself calm.
00:31:55Well, this goal was so clumsy that Dumenche is coming to Barça
00:32:00And he's in a joking mood, huh?
00:32:03Ah, bread today!
00:32:04Stop with the widows, I'm not in the mood for that stuff today.
00:32:07And she's a crazy driver too.
00:32:10He has owned countless cars.
00:32:12And I thought that at the same time you could put a sports car in it.
00:32:17That?
00:32:19But give him one of the most expensive sports cars.
00:32:22so that the committee can arrange my summer vacation.
00:32:38That?
00:32:40I was right, weren't I, José?
00:32:42Now I understand how badly you must be suffering, Antolín.
00:32:46Come on, do your thing.
00:32:48Yes, sir, yes.
00:32:52Does this look good, sir?
00:33:06Or would you prefer another place?
00:33:08It's not okay here, thank you.
00:33:10Have.
00:33:11If you need anything, just give me a call.
00:33:13Tell the waiter to bring me a Yesterday, but one loaded with pepper, okay?
00:33:17Yes, sir, right away.
00:33:18But look how small and heavy it is.
00:33:24Yes, because you can be heavy, but small.
00:33:27That's what I say.
00:33:27Because when I was little I was almost like I am now.
00:33:30And I confess it without blushing, but now look.
00:33:33No, but I watch.
00:33:35But I don't see anything.
00:33:36Don José Fernández, above.
00:33:38He has an absentee call from the Royal Automobiles Club.
00:33:41Yes, yes, it's me.
00:33:57Yes, yes.
00:33:58They can register at Lancia Fulvia.
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02Tomorrow at the usual place.
00:34:04Understood, Don José.
00:34:05And good luck.
00:34:07Bye.
00:34:07Hey, why don't you sign us up for that track?
00:34:12No, no, no, no, no, it's not worth it.
00:34:14That's nonsense.
00:34:15Because look, while you're buying the car, getting your driver's license, you fail,
00:34:18You take the exam again, you get suspended again, you get married again, and you come back from the war.
00:34:22The bad thing is if you then become a nun.
00:34:25That's nonsense.
00:34:26I know.
00:34:29I can see that you're enthusiastic about the automotive world.
00:34:32Oh, sorry.
00:34:33Lot.
00:34:34That's why when I saw the book I couldn't help but skim through it.
00:34:36And if he likes it, he can keep it.
00:34:39Are you really giving it to me for free?
00:34:40Of course.
00:34:42Oh, you don't know how grateful I am.
00:34:44I'm a big fan of rallies and anything that smells of gasoline.
00:34:47Gasoline excites me and I can't help it.
00:34:50It's curious.
00:34:51The same thing happens to me.
00:34:53If that weren't the case, who would think of bringing a book like that to the pool?
00:34:57Tell me, where did you buy it?
00:34:59London, when Great Britain was running.
00:35:02Have you participated in that rally?
00:35:03Oh, and in Rindulas, the Acropolis, the Milagros, the Tulips.
00:35:09And in Monte Carlo?
00:35:10Oh, at least ten times.
00:35:12And in Le Mans?
00:35:13Many others.
00:35:14I almost broke my neck there because of Fiti Paldi.
00:35:17It's exciting.
00:35:20I remember that on the last curve, I was in first place,
00:35:23It was raining at that moment and my Ferrari took it too wide.
00:35:27Well, Fennel.
00:35:32Man, if he doesn't brake like that, he'll crash.
00:35:34Of course, and nobody likes being cheated.
00:35:35Of course, because if they cheat on you, what are you going to do about it then?
00:35:38With who?
00:35:38With Sarita Montiel.
00:35:40Nonsense.
00:35:41I know.
00:35:42Or do you think I'm stupid?
00:35:43Well yes.
00:35:44I thought you were going to be caught in a lie.
00:35:47Then the Fiti's Lotus, which was behind me, pounced on me.
00:35:51Three somersaults and I miraculously survived.
00:35:55Yours, sir.
00:35:57And sorry for the delay, but they didn't know how to prepare it.
00:36:00Try it and see if it's to your liking.
00:36:07Delicious.
00:36:08And yet it's difficult to find the point of this marvel.
00:36:11And how glad I am, because we all prepared it a bit haphazardly.
00:36:15Would you prefer to have one just like this, or a tomorrow afternoon, or a bye-bye?
00:36:23I prefer a yesterday, but without pepper, with a drop of gasoline.
00:36:27Just one, okay?
00:36:29Gasoline.
00:36:29That's what he said.
00:36:30And she's remained so cool.
00:36:32And you who have run so much.
00:36:33What is the ideal car for a rally?
00:36:36Actually there are several, but the safest ones are the Porsche 911, the Lamborghini, the Ferrari, and the Alfa Romeo.
00:36:42Which one would you recommend?
00:36:43Don't tell me you're going to run a rally.
00:36:44Yes, but not as important as theirs.
00:36:47This one is more modest, more informal.
00:36:49It's the Costa del Sol Grand Prix.
00:36:51Do you know him?
00:36:52No.
00:36:53Of course, because it's a rally among friends.
00:36:56It's a summer pastime.
00:36:58Something to break the monotony.
00:37:00Running has been my greatest dream in the world.
00:37:03But my husband never allowed it.
00:37:06Now that the poor man has died.
00:37:09I share a feeling.
00:37:10Thank you so much.
00:37:12Now I can do it.
00:37:13And I plan to participate just for the pleasure of running.
00:37:17Just for that?
00:37:18Yes, well, and for fun.
00:37:20What interests me at the moment is competing in that rally.
00:37:23Want?
00:37:24Hey, sorry, I touched it again.
00:37:26Do you want to win it?
00:37:27To be honest, I hadn't thought about it.
00:37:29But he would like it.
00:37:30Yes, I can't deny it.
00:37:32Well, he has to race with a Ferrari or an Alfa Romeo.
00:37:36And where can I find them if the rally is the day after tomorrow?
00:37:38I, I, I can get it for you.
00:37:41I have a friend who has those models at unbeatable prices.
00:37:44Luevos?
00:37:44Completely.
00:37:47How much?
00:37:49Well, two million or two and a half million.
00:37:51Made.
00:37:52Well, I don't believe in rallies.
00:37:53Which rally?
00:37:54In the rally wizards.
00:37:56You've been very clever.
00:37:58Well, you said it unintentionally.
00:38:00Well, you can't live without wanting to.
00:38:01There you have Romeo and Juliet.
00:38:02They are there.
00:38:03Let them in.
00:38:03Tell them to come in.
00:38:04Tell him.
00:38:04I thought they had died.
00:38:11That death is nonsense.
00:38:13I know.
00:38:14By the way, would you like me to sell you a car?
00:38:16I'd love to.
00:38:20I'd like you to go to the Costa del Sol.
00:38:22I couldn't care less about the Fallas or the San Fermín festivals.
00:38:24But you take it out of here, the Alfa Romeo, until I see the raw 1.2 million.
00:38:29But Mariano, how can I ask a widow who has more millions than anyone else for that pittance in advance?
00:38:34Well, that would be a sign of distrust.
00:38:36And how do you expect me to let you take the car out after what happened with the BMW?
00:38:41Mariano.
00:38:43Mariano, come here, man.
00:38:44Mariano, listen to me.
00:38:47Mariano.
00:38:48Mariano.
00:38:49Mariano, the BMW thing is something else entirely, man.
00:38:52For you?
00:38:53Don't you have money lying around?
00:38:55OK.
00:38:56But if we want this woman to cough up the cash, she'll have to test drive the car first, right?
00:39:02Let them try it.
00:39:04But let them try it in the countryside or at the partridge nests.
00:39:08Mariano, we're losing money that this woman can guide us to in high society.
00:39:14It's time to stop working with shopkeepers, scrap dealers, and nouveau riche people who only pay in installments.
00:39:18But they pay.
00:39:19And that high society you're talking about, all they do is talk a lot and boast, but when it comes to getting paid, they sleep on it.
00:39:27Okay, look.
00:39:29Charge it to my account and that's it.
00:39:30Ah!
00:39:31It's your account!
00:39:32But, but, but, but, but, what account do you have?
00:39:35But if you could, you owe me 300,000 pesetas in commissions that were advanced to you.
00:39:39Well, if you want them back, let me out.
00:39:41Yes, but step over here first.
00:39:43Wow!
00:39:43Wow!
00:39:44Mariano, don't mess with me.
00:39:46And it has thrown itself at me!
00:39:47But it will be, it will be.
00:39:49But you did push me with the cool guy from '40.
00:39:52Are you planning to run me out again?
00:39:54Mariano, we're losing a business.
00:39:56Mariano, for your father.
00:39:57One million two hundred and he's not leaving.
00:39:59Mariano.
00:40:01Mariano, man, listen to reason.
00:40:02One million two hundred and there's nothing.
00:40:15And where is the car?
00:40:16Here, this, this, this is the car, this, this is the car.
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:19Yes, yes.
00:40:21Hey, but why does it only have three wheels?
00:40:23Man, man, if he had four, it would cost him a fortune.
00:40:26Already.
00:40:27Well, and if I want to put on other wheels, I'd need a jack, don't you have one?
00:40:31No cat, no cat, he got married, he got married.
00:40:32Oh my God.
00:40:33Yes, man.
00:40:34What if I want to inflate it because it's punctured?
00:40:36Through this special procedure.
00:40:39Take the funnel.
00:40:40It is applied here and with the blower it oscillates air, air, air, air, air, air, air, until...
00:40:46With practice.
00:40:48Clear.
00:40:49What is this?
00:40:50The ashtray, this is the ashtray, huh?
00:40:51It's a new system.
00:40:52But well, how else can it be if it doesn't have...?
00:40:54Man, do you smoke a lot?
00:40:55I do.
00:40:56That's precisely why, if you smoke, you're constantly smoking while traveling, because instead of accumulating cigarette butts here, you should throw them away, throw them away, throw them away, throw them away.
00:41:02And this ashtray is always empty and it doesn't smoke.
00:41:04And just the ashtray?
00:41:06No, no, for alms too.
00:41:07Like for alms?
00:41:08Well, of course, you're traveling at high speed and...
00:41:10Poor thing, another poor person.
00:41:11Are you in a hurry?
00:41:12You're in a hurry, you're not going to be delayed, stop the car, stop the...
00:41:14No, no, no.
00:41:14You raise the coin and pull it over here and they follow behind, picking it up, picking it up, picking it up.
00:41:18And doesn't oil make a lot of oil?
00:41:20No oil at all, very little oil, look.
00:41:22Or for the cold and an egg.
00:41:23Excuse me.
00:41:24And gasoline?
00:41:26No, gasoline, this one doesn't use gasoline.
00:41:28Or not?
00:41:28This one works with water.
00:41:29How with water?
00:41:30Yes, yes, look.
00:41:31With water, sugar cubes, and water to the tooth.
00:41:37And what is this?
00:41:38Well, these are the bearings, the bearings.
00:41:41Yeah, so he's a guy, right?
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:44Tell me one thing, where are the lights?
00:41:46Here, these are the lights.
00:41:47The lights, this is the high beam and this is the low beam.
00:41:49And how do you turn it on?
00:41:49Man, through this special procedure, from my mention, all this from my mention.
00:41:53That's all, you take these, these are called matches, right?
00:41:55Yeah.
00:41:56It applies here to the wick.
00:41:58Does this one also have a wick?
00:42:00Yes, they both have money, man.
00:42:01You're quite the chatterbox, aren't you?
00:42:05Yes, man.
00:42:05Years and years and years and years.
00:42:07You must be a trainee.
00:42:08And how do you turn them off?
00:42:09Through this special procedure that I also invented.
00:42:11So, did you see that faucet?
00:42:13Yes, yes, yes, yes, it has no flaws.
00:42:15It seems like witchcraft, doesn't it?
00:42:16And how do you turn off the short one?
00:42:18There is also a mention through this other special procedure.
00:42:20Hey?
00:42:20Hey?
00:42:23Does another one apply?
00:42:24Well, it's for...
00:42:25It has no drawbacks!
00:42:27What if I had a job?
00:42:28Well, then it would cost him a fortune.
00:42:30What is this?
00:42:31Because if the sun comes straight at you...
00:42:32This, for this, for this!
00:42:33Take this!
00:42:34This is!
00:42:34Oh, this special dimensioning procedure!
00:42:36This is an automatic blind.
00:42:38You drop it and the sun swims away.
00:42:40So, if I lower the blind and a truck comes at me head-on, what do I do?
00:42:43Well, this is what he saw in you.
00:42:43That's what this string is for.
00:42:45You raise the shutter and the truck can come in here.
00:42:47Because it doesn't have glass.
00:42:48Yes, yes, yes.
00:42:49Hey, why does it have two steering wheels?
00:42:52Are you married?
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:55I say this without intending to offend you, right?
00:42:57If you are married and you are with your wife, argue in both of them.
00:43:00Why do you want to go to a place, for whatever reason?
00:43:01And another one, another one?
00:43:02Because of the...
00:43:02Because of the...
00:43:03It intrudes.
00:43:03Each one at their own wheel.
00:43:04And that's where it happened.
00:43:06And this?
00:43:07This is...
00:43:07Ah, this is the horn.
00:43:09This is the horn.
00:43:12And do you want to interpret something?
00:43:13Here's the parting line.
00:43:14There are countless songs.
00:43:17Okay, so this was you, right?
00:43:18I've done that one myself.
00:43:19Okay, what about this other one?
00:43:20This one, this one, this one is beautiful.
00:43:22It's not?
00:43:25He's young, very young.
00:43:26And that one?
00:43:26What is that?
00:43:27This is the little horn, the little horn of a Serb.
00:43:31She's got a temper, she's got a temper!
00:43:33And this?
00:43:34Is this for after meals?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37He grabs him like this, and now you take him out again with whatever someone has.
00:43:40Or to eat vigeros, etc., etc.
00:43:42And does Centollos have this Centollos car?
00:43:43But if he had spider crabs, it would cost him a fortune.
00:43:46What is this?
00:43:47This is beer.
00:43:47All this, beer, this.
00:43:49One more thing, what about the gearbox?
00:43:50The gearbox here?
00:43:52How much do you want to change?
00:43:53Do you want to exchange here for there?
00:43:55Do you want nothing more than to give more?
00:43:57No, no, everything.
00:43:57I would like to change professions.
00:43:59I don't recommend it.
00:43:59What is your profession?
00:44:00I am a bullfighter.
00:44:01Bullfighting?
00:44:02Do you do bullfighting?
00:44:03No, no, no, no, it's bullfighting, like my children.
00:44:04I am a bullfighter, just like my children.
00:44:05Ah, bell ringer!
00:44:06You, roaster.
00:44:07As well as the Rocher Foucault.
00:44:08Yes, yes, yes.
00:44:10And to disengage the clutch?
00:44:12To disengage the clutch.
00:44:13Here, here.
00:44:14Through this special procedure.
00:44:16Do you understand?
00:44:17Here we already have the raising and lowering.
00:44:20And then this, the belly button and navel, which we call...
00:44:22You know that an alga that doesn't have to bite, stops running.
00:44:25Well, what...
00:44:26Do you like it?
00:44:27Do you like it?
00:44:28I like it, I like it, I like it.
00:44:29I'm going to keep it.
00:44:30Yes, but I would like to try it, that's for sure.
00:44:31Man!
00:44:32So, whatever you want.
00:44:33I'm going to try.
00:44:34Okay, okay.
00:44:38Good heavens, good heavens, the key.
00:44:44Quereno?
00:44:48Good night, Justinito.
00:44:49His name is Justinito.
00:44:51It's very tasty.
00:44:52She's like my mother.
00:44:55Ah, I have it, Justinito.
00:44:57Sorry, I don't have a salary.
00:45:00Pass, pass, pass, pass.
00:45:02My horse, I already cut it short in the wind when it passes through the port.
00:45:11I walked.
00:45:12Damn, baby.
00:45:32Ma'am, he's already arrived.
00:45:36Well then, hurry up.
00:45:39Put the bikinis and everything else in while I get ready.
00:45:41Yes, yes.
00:45:44Hello.
00:45:53Hi how are things?
00:45:54You look so beautiful this morning.
00:45:57How are you?
00:45:58Very well, and you?
00:45:59Okay, okay.
00:46:00What a nice day it sounds, huh?
00:46:01We're going to have a wonderful route.
00:46:03I believe it.
00:46:06No, no, not that one.
00:46:10No, not that one either.
00:46:12To this one.
00:46:18But where is the Ferrari?
00:46:20Here it is.
00:46:21But this is a Seat.
00:46:23Yes, but it's rigged.
00:46:24If we had shown up in a Ferrari, we would have attracted a lot of attention.
00:46:27In contrast, with this one, we'll go unnoticed.
00:46:30Unnoticed and eliminated, because with this we don't even get to the exit.
00:46:34What do you mean, no?
00:46:36Fasten that seatbelt.
00:46:39How nice of you.
00:46:46With this speedster, it'll be stubble in four hours.
00:46:49Phenomenal!
00:46:50Phenomenal!
00:46:50Phenomenal!
00:47:00Little apartments!
00:47:01Oh, oh, oh!
00:47:02Oh, I almost killed her!
00:47:11Bálaga, bálaga!
00:47:12Everything is coffee!
00:47:13One more kilometer and you'll burn out the engine.
00:47:28How long will it take to fix it?
00:47:30Well, two or three hours.
00:47:32Couldn't it be one?
00:47:34No, impossible.
00:47:35Please note that apart from the exhaust pipe, the engine also needs work.
00:47:38It needs to have liners, connecting rods, valves, rings, pistons, and so on.
00:47:44What you might call a general overhaul.
00:47:46So what are you waiting for?
00:47:48Come on, let's get to work!
00:47:49Then I'll do it!
00:47:49Clear!
00:47:50Well?
00:47:54How true!
00:48:01We've been lucky.
00:48:03I've found a mechanic who knows everything.
00:48:06In ten minutes we'll be back on the road.
00:48:20Hey, listen!
00:48:33Listen!
00:48:36Get me a beer, Faustino.
00:48:39Arreglaro.
00:48:41So, two or three hours, huh?
00:48:43And he should be grateful that he stumbled upon me because someone else would have left him stranded.
00:48:48That's twenty-five thousand pesetas.
00:48:50On!
00:48:53Yes, kid!
00:48:55Wake up!
00:48:56Wake up, kid!
00:49:00Wake up, it's fixed now!
00:49:02Wake up, come on!
00:49:04You're a smart one!
00:49:05What are you?
00:49:06Twenty-five thousand pesetas!
00:49:08For the same price, they'll clean the windows, right?
00:49:20In a few minutes, the participants in this second Costa del Sol rally will begin.
00:49:37which will cover the route through Malaga, Algeciras and back to Marbella, where the finish line has been set up,
00:49:44with a total of 224 kilometers, which the participants will have to cover in two hours,
00:49:51passing through the Fuencirola, Estefona and La Línea checkpoints.
00:49:55The anticipation surrounding this rally is unprecedented.
00:49:59And although it's a friendly competition,
00:50:01There will be no shortage of excitement due to the famous figures from politics, the arts, and the aristocracy who participate in it.
00:50:07like the men of San Hermoso, the Duke of Pino Salto, the one from Balbuena, Chuchu Salpique...
00:50:11Wake up, Borro, they're about to let us out!
00:50:14Wake up, Borro, they're about to let us out!
00:50:44And at this moment they announce that the last of the participants has just arrived.
00:51:01This is the most excellent Mrs. Lola Montesinos, widow of Recamar, one of the...
00:51:05Dear Lola, I thought you had given up on your promise.
00:51:08Well, you can see that's not the case, and I've come here determined to win.
00:51:11With that?
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:14I'll bet you anything that before you reach the first checkpoint, I'll already be at the finish line.
00:51:18Does being a thousand pesetas seem okay to you?
00:51:20Or two hundred.
00:51:21Okay.
00:51:22Let's say two hundred and fifty thousand.
00:51:24And who is this, your mechanic?
00:51:25How funny, don't leave it with me!
00:51:27I'm Niki Lauda, a friend.
00:51:29Okay, Niki, two hundred and fifty thousand.
00:51:32I'll be waiting for you at the finish line.
00:51:33And the cars are already ready to complete the route of this celebration and the Court of the Sun.
00:51:43The number of ports that are sold from here.
00:51:48The number of ports that are sold from here.
00:52:13Are there many of them?
00:52:14Look, Puerto Banús, Puerto Llano, Puerto Lápice, Puerto de Santa María.
00:52:22Pobras, Pronovis.
00:52:23Hey, look, you can also see the port of Casa de Campos.
00:52:26That's nonsense.
00:52:27I know.
00:52:49That's outrageous!
00:52:51That?
00:52:51What you can see from here.
00:52:52What do you see? What do you see?
00:52:54Don Quixote and Sancho!
00:52:55You don't say!
00:52:56Yes, they participate in the raid.
00:52:58Are they participating?
00:52:59You don't say!
00:53:00Yes, I'm telling you.
00:53:00Leave me the trumpet.
00:53:03You don't say.
00:53:04Yes, I'm telling you.
00:53:05These won't arrive even tomorrow.
00:53:26Goodbye, Vicky Lauda.
00:53:42That's lovely!
00:53:44My father's doing well, right?
00:53:48Come on, hurry up.
00:53:49Let's not waste time.
00:53:50Hey, that girl, as long as she's with him, she'll never get anywhere.
00:53:57What thing?
00:53:59Who will live there?
00:54:18Modest people.
00:54:19Well!
00:54:28TRUE!
00:54:32Thank you!
00:55:02Thank you!
00:55:03Thank you!
00:55:04Thank you!
00:55:05Thank you!
00:55:06Thank you!
00:55:07Thank you!
00:55:08Thank you!
00:55:09Thank you!
00:55:10Thank you!
00:55:11What did you say to him?
00:55:12I called him a pig.
00:55:32Gibraltar!
00:55:39Gibraltar!
00:55:40Let me see.
00:55:44Yes? Ready?
00:55:45Gibraltar!
00:55:46Oh!
00:55:47Do you remember when Columbus discovered it?
00:55:49No, no, that was America.
00:55:50No, no, no.
00:55:51Christopher discovered America.
00:55:53This was Christopher Columbus's father.
00:55:54Esteban, that's what they called him.
00:55:56What a temper she had!
00:56:02She!
00:56:03Change!
00:56:04You've been keeping a watchful eye!
00:56:23She!
00:56:24Change!
00:56:25We have to win!
00:56:26She!
00:56:27Change!
00:56:28We have to win!
00:56:30We have to win!
00:56:32Hey! This is done!
00:56:34Hey! Well, pass it on!
00:56:43What did he do to her?
00:56:44Did you see that? A middle finger.
00:56:46He must be a tailor.
00:56:47Can.
00:57:00You know what?
00:57:23That?
00:57:24Now that I think about it, we haven't seen anything.
00:57:26Because?
00:57:27Because we've put tequila on his forehead...
00:57:29Good heavens!
00:57:30Let's go to Bocú!
00:57:32Come on!
00:57:32Come on!
00:57:37The first car has arrived!
00:57:41One after another, all the participants...
00:57:44...of this great Costa del Sol rally...
00:57:46...with the humanized root...
00:57:48...of 1,211,112.
00:57:50And the big surprise of this fun rally...
00:58:02...is that the winners you are seeing...
00:58:05...they achieved victory with a SEA 124...
00:58:08...competing with cars from the best brands.
00:58:11What time does the last flight to Malaga leave?
00:58:22What a race, what emotions, what surprises!
00:58:29It looked like an obstacle course...
00:58:31...so many things have happened to us...
00:58:33...laugh at Le Mans...
00:58:35...what we had to do...
00:58:36...is to expand the circuit...
00:58:38...and to leave, for example, Almería...
00:58:40...and travel the south from end to end...
00:58:42...making a short stop in Chipiona...
00:58:44...which is very funny.
00:58:53The race cost me a lot of money...
00:58:55...but I don't care...
00:58:56...it's been a joy.
00:58:58The best gift for me...
00:58:59...it has been winning...
00:59:00...not just in the race...
00:59:01...but your bet.
00:59:02Your hint reminds me of...
00:59:03...that I have to pay you 250,000 pesetas.
00:59:07Those bets don't pay out.
00:59:08Neme is right.
00:59:09Well, he was the one who made the bet...
00:59:10...therefore, let him pay.
00:59:12What if I don't want to do it?
00:59:13That would be disgusting...
00:59:14...and you are a man of honor.
00:59:16Besides being a lucky guy...
00:59:17...you're a complainer.
00:59:18And one more thing...
00:59:19...if I had known...
00:59:20...that you participate in this function...
00:59:22...we would have done it together...
00:59:24...because you don't know how fast they run...
00:59:26...very rogue.
00:59:27He gave me a ride...
00:59:28...up the partridge slope...
00:59:29...that makes me feel cold when I remember it.
00:59:31It's terrifying!
00:59:34It's chilly, isn't it?
00:59:35Yes, yes, yes.
00:59:36This summer is coming in cooler than usual.
00:59:38Let's see, it seems that...
00:59:39It's done here...
00:59:39It's cold in here, isn't it?
00:59:40Well, come here, here.
00:59:43We danced, boy.
00:59:55You're not going anywhere, you little rascal.
00:59:57Sit there.
00:59:58I told you to sit down.
01:00:05Sorry.
01:00:06Do you want to dance with your co-pilot?
01:00:08I was looking forward to you telling me.
01:00:22Look how the little widow has changed, huh?
01:00:24But where did Lola get that copy?
01:00:26In some swimming pool within their area of operations...
01:00:28...I get confused there too.
01:00:29But between you and him...
01:00:31No, daughter, okay?
01:00:32That I can't grab.
01:00:34What he did to me was pack me a Mercedes with more miles on it than the Renfe train...
01:00:38...making me believe the car was being broken in.
01:00:40What would that be like?
01:00:42Did Mom die of grief?
01:00:43That's awful.
01:00:44And what did you do?
01:00:45Deep down, I thanked him.
01:00:46Because thanks to him I was freed from my mom.
01:00:49Lately, the poor thing has been so annoying.
01:00:51But the one who knows him well is Peporro.
01:00:54Come on, tell me, tell me what you told me.
01:00:57He's the kind of guy who spends his summers at the pool trying to pick up girls...
01:01:00...pretending to be a super-rich person...
01:01:02...and he's nothing more than a common car salesman...
01:01:04...whom everyone calls Pepito Piscina.
01:01:09What do you call it?
01:01:10Pepito what?
01:01:12Pepito?
01:01:12I don't know.
01:01:13I have it here.
01:01:15Pepito Piscina.
01:01:16Pepito Piscina.
01:01:17Could it be Pincis?
01:01:18No, he's from Burgos.
01:01:19Like cheese?
01:01:20Like Manchego cheese?
01:01:21He was born here, in this town in the province of Cáceres-Logroño...
01:01:24...during a heavy snowfall on December 22, 1948.
01:01:28The robust recoil...
01:01:29From Toño.
01:01:30Oh, sorry, Toño.
01:01:31It was the jackpot that Christmas.
01:01:32Although his father, who had a share worth two pesetas...
01:01:35...in 3,339, he didn't even get a refund.
01:01:39The poor people thought that child was carrying a loaf of bread under his buttocks...
01:01:43...and then they didn't count on the damn...
01:01:47...with ravenous hunger.
01:01:49Some no, some ravenous hungers.
01:01:50And the robust mother's breasts were hardly enough to feed Pepito's little suckling pig...
01:01:55...so the father spent his nights between vigils.
01:01:59But Pepito kept growing, growing up in those healthy meadows.
01:02:04Until he becomes a strong and handsome man, as you will see...
01:02:06...which drove the village girls crazy.
01:02:10With whom he met at night in the stable...
01:02:13...and not exactly to feed the little beasts.
01:02:17But one day, Pepito was called to the fourth...
01:02:20A quintas.
01:02:20Sorry, in fifths.
01:02:21And he had such bad luck that he was assigned to Africa...
01:02:23...which was no obstacle for him and his friends...
01:02:26...they celebrated in a big way, because he was finally going to see the world.
01:02:30But his parents, or paternal parents, found it difficult to part with him...
01:02:34...even though Pepito promised them that he would return soon.
01:02:37And here, in Melilla, it began...
01:02:40Melilla...
01:02:41He began his military career in Melilla.
01:02:43In Melilla itself.
01:02:53Little by little, he became the master of the barracks...
01:02:56...winning the officers' favor...
01:02:58...and therefore enjoyed frequent leave.
01:03:00He used to stroll around the Zoco, a former Real Madrid player...
01:03:04...snooping into commercial transactions.
01:03:06And here, yes, here, it can be said that Pepito de Ternera...
01:03:09...felt a calling to business...
01:03:11...starting in this art with the sale of a pen...
01:03:14...then a feather...
01:03:16...time a clock...
01:03:17...now a transistor...
01:03:19...now a camel...
01:03:21...camel, it's a camel...
01:03:22...which has nothing to do with the camel table...
01:03:25...no, no, no...
01:03:27...not even with the camel...
01:03:28...and so on...
01:03:30...he learned the arts of commerce...
01:03:32...until...
01:03:33...was discharged...
01:03:35...and before embarking for the peninsula...
01:03:37...he hesitated, he hesitated between staying...
01:03:39...or return to their village...
01:03:40...but since he had big projects...
01:03:42...for your future Perfect Cuscoan...
01:03:44...decided to settle in Madrid...
01:03:46...making their triumphant entrance...
01:03:52...ready to forge his own path...
01:03:54...even if it was by elbowing...
01:03:55...with the legs...
01:03:57...but he...
01:04:00...he didn't know what awaited him...
01:04:02...he didn't know what awaited him...
01:04:05...he didn't know what awaited him...
01:04:06...and now...
01:04:07...it's here...
01:04:09Thank you!
01:04:39Thank you!
01:05:09The stroller was recently imported from China, from Japan
01:05:13The stroller that walks by itself
01:05:14Do you like it, Neme?
01:05:15Do you like it? You like it, don't you?
01:05:17What do you mean, leave it?
01:05:19Well, if he wants it
01:05:19You are going to buy
01:05:20Well, let go of the car, man.
01:05:22Clear
01:05:22I'm telling you, this guy is funny.
01:05:24Not this one, this pretty one
01:05:26This is the one your mom wants
01:05:27That's 700 pesetas
01:05:28But because it's for you
01:05:30And that's the first sale
01:05:31I'll leave it at 125
01:05:33What do you think, kid?
01:05:35What do you think?
01:05:36Where is the letter?
01:05:37Here
01:05:37And there he is now.
01:05:39See? The staff are walking around
01:05:40Come on, come on
01:05:41Wow, that's delicious!
01:05:41Come, Duke, come
01:05:44Come, come, come
01:05:45I'm having a brilliant idea
01:05:48Great, like everything I do
01:05:49I'm going to applaud myself, with your permission.
01:05:50Hey, don't you think that man is a little...
01:05:54A bit...
01:05:56A little what?
01:05:57I don't know, a little...
01:05:59Something like this...
01:06:00Come on, come on, listen to it
01:06:01I just don't know how to say it
01:06:04Because I don't remember
01:06:04If the case is that I have to go
01:06:05Here, here, here, the oath comes
01:06:07I know, I know
01:06:08A little effeminate
01:06:09No, I don't know, I don't know, no...
01:06:11I don't remember, kid, I don't remember
01:06:13I honestly don't remember.
01:06:14Effeminate, that's it
01:06:17Effeminate
01:06:18Okay, to your room or mine?
01:06:27Each one their own
01:06:29I'm going to take a bath
01:06:31Leave it for later
01:06:32After?
01:06:34About that
01:06:35I'm exhausted
01:06:38But tiredness calls to me as much as gasoline calls to you.
01:06:41The more tired I am
01:06:44I'm even more eager to party
01:06:46Well, if you want to party
01:06:48Marbella is full of fun spots
01:06:50Yes, but...
01:06:52Good night
01:06:52And have lots of fun!
01:06:54Pepi!
01:07:01That?
01:07:04It had been a long time since I'd had such a good time
01:07:06Thank you
01:07:07Thank you
01:07:08You are welcome
01:07:10Pepi!
01:07:40Charo
01:07:42But what are you doing here?
01:07:45That's what I should be asking you.
01:07:46But I don't want interrogations.
01:07:48That's why I preferred to come here and wait for you.
01:07:50To make a scene in front of your new buddies
01:07:53So as not to ruin your sales, of course.
01:07:55Oh
01:07:56But how you've progressed these last few days, my little one!
01:08:01You've even been on TV like you're somebody
01:08:05You can't imagine it
01:08:06This is the greatest opportunity of my life and I intend to take advantage of it.
01:08:09I've got all those people in my pocket
01:08:11And believe it or not
01:08:12I am the leading figure here.
01:08:14And I intend to exploit it.
01:08:16And among those you plan to exploit is that aunt.
01:08:18The one you kissed on TV
01:08:19Sorry, Greg was alone
01:08:23Lola
01:08:24Lola
01:08:25Lola
01:08:27But Charo, why have you come?
01:08:31Where are you going? What are you doing?
01:08:38Lola
01:08:38Uh, sorry, sorry, no, who is it?
01:08:41I'm not Lola, I'm Nene
01:08:42As far as I'm concerned, you can keep her, we're over.
01:08:45So don't waste any time and go find her
01:08:48Charo, Charo
01:08:49Oh, what a mess you have in that room
01:08:51No no
01:08:52Who are you with?
01:08:54I am alone
01:08:55Hey, I want to talk to you about buying a car.
01:08:58A car?
01:08:59No no
01:09:00Why don't you come down and have a drink with me?
01:09:02Where?
01:09:03Next to the club, Don Pepito
01:09:06Alright
01:09:07Right now I'm low
01:09:09No no
01:09:39Hello, sit down.
01:09:51And the dam? I mean, the duke.
01:09:53Don't worry about him, and come here.
01:09:59Do you know that I really wanted to be alone with you?
01:10:02And me too.
01:10:04By the way, what brand of car does he want for the one he asked me for?
01:10:06Oh, let's not talk about cars now and let's not waste any more time.
01:10:11But here?
01:10:12Oh, what does it matter?
01:10:14I'm thrilled by the color green, it drives me crazy.
01:10:16And there's so much here.
01:10:20These chairs are made with feet, huh?
01:10:32What are you doing?
01:10:33Nothing, just looking for a four-leaf clover, huh?
01:10:39Leave the clovers for tomorrow.
01:10:41Down Alcalá Street, wearing a starched skirt, with her hands resting on her hips.
01:10:52The flower seller comes and goes, and smiles cheekily, along the sidewalk of Alcalá Street.
01:10:58And the robbery is palpable, he goes and tells him, at cost, to do whatever he wants with him in the sunba.
01:11:06In the flower you give me, everyone will see it with envy on Alcalá Street.
01:11:12You have to see how well the cellulite is preserved.
01:11:14How is it preserved?
01:11:15Like the roses themselves.
01:11:18It will be like the tuberoses themselves.
01:11:20Because?
01:11:21Because, as he sang to the carnations.
01:11:22No, man, no, that's the one with the bunch of roses.
01:11:24For 20...
01:11:26Tintona!
01:11:27Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my!
01:11:29Oh, you little faggot!
01:11:31Oops!
01:11:31What a night, Pepito!
01:11:33What a night!
01:11:34What a night!
01:11:35Long live rally!
01:11:36Long live rally!
01:11:38Long live rally!
01:11:39Choo choo!
01:11:40Play me Pepito Piscina's double step!
01:11:43Because he also has a double step, I know that.
01:11:46Muang, muang, muang!
01:11:47Oh, Pepito!
01:11:48Oh, what a windfall you've gotten, dear count!
01:11:51Go on, don't go to bed anymore, you're talking a lot of nonsense.
01:11:55Come on, come on, handsome, come on.
01:11:56Come on, don't make me beg and dance.
01:11:59Come on, dance, Pepito, dance.
01:12:02Dance, go on!
01:12:03Another one, masadita, dance!
01:12:04Then we'll all buy you a car as a reward.
01:12:07Oh, how wonderful!
01:12:08Isn't that right?
01:12:09My father was a good man.
01:12:14Thank you, son!
01:12:15And now we're going to teach you a lesson so you learn to keep your distance.
01:12:20Let me!
01:12:21Let go!
01:12:22Go ahead, but gently, gently, so that the difference in key is noticeable.
01:12:27Now you'll see, Pepito, you'll see!
01:12:30You'll see!
01:12:31Hold on tight!
01:12:31Hold on tight!
01:12:32It seems to me they want to throw him in the water, huh?
01:12:34How do you know?
01:12:35A!
01:12:36At two o'clock!
01:12:37At three o'clock!
01:12:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:12:41What did I say?
01:12:43Look, what do you know?
01:12:44What you understand about swimming pools.
01:12:46Someone tell the widow to watch her beloved Niquilauda sink!
01:12:49And let's see if this turd puts an end to your bravado.
01:12:53And until you apologize for your rudeness, you won't get out of there.
01:12:59We drowned him!
01:12:59We drowned him!
01:13:00We drowned him!
01:13:00We drowned him!
01:13:01Be quiet!
01:13:02No!
01:13:04I'm not going to let you through!
01:13:06I'm not going to let you through!
01:13:07Like I said, the water in swimming pools is very dangerous.
01:13:10Of course, of course!
01:13:10Because there may be sharks, whales, swordfish, razorfish, corkfish,
01:13:14wild clams, businessmen, aquatic cows, and even poisonous people.
01:13:18Like mushrooms.
01:13:19It has happened!
01:13:23Oh, the fall!
01:13:25Falling girl, I have to get you down!
01:13:27I have to put you down!
01:13:29Ah, what a supercipation!
01:13:32Relief!
01:13:32Help, fall, Christ!
01:13:35What a scandal!
01:13:36Don't they realize that someone might be sleeping downstairs?
01:13:39The government is to blame for all of this.
01:13:41Pack everything up, pack everything up and let's go to another pool, okay?
01:13:43Because I think tonight's dove festival is going to be a big one.
01:13:45Ah, that's the troublemaker!
01:13:47She's the troublemaker!
01:13:48Oh, that's nonsense!
01:13:49I know!
01:13:50While you were worried about you not being in Marbella,
01:13:53I've had to go to the police station three times to speak with the ambassador
01:13:56and try to fix the mess of the verb.
01:13:58And thank goodness, what did it look like?
01:14:00And now you come with your hands in your pockets
01:14:02telling me that you have fallen in love with a widow
01:14:04And if those people are really funny,
01:14:07You know what I'm saying?
01:14:08Serves you right for wanting to alternate your reign.
01:14:11Pepe, for me there are only two kinds of army,
01:14:14the cheap one and the expensive one.
01:14:16And you were born to be in the first one,
01:14:17Same as me, even if we're well dressed
01:14:19And from time to time we deal with the big ones.
01:14:22Your thing is dealing, shady dealing, and that kind of stuff.
01:14:26Forget about the widow of the counts
01:14:28and go back to your pool, your cars and your leagues.
01:14:32You're right, Mariano.
01:14:34More right than a saint.
01:14:37But I don't regret having experienced that environment.
01:14:38Because now I truly know where I belong.
01:14:42The only thing I feel is that for the first time
01:14:44I had found a woman who was a perfect fit for me.
01:14:46Not in height, of course, because she is much taller than me.
01:14:51But after what happened, I don't think he'll remember me.
01:14:55Well, what does it matter?
01:14:57Too bad for her.
01:14:59I have more than enough women.
01:15:02That's not true, Mariano.
01:15:03Of course, man! Of course!
01:15:05Well, it's all forgotten now.
01:15:06Come on, show me the models you have for sale
01:15:09I want to put them in place before the end of summer.
01:15:11to spend a good winter with me.
01:15:12That's exactly how it was.
01:15:13Look, we have three of this model.
01:15:15Three.
01:15:15Black and white.
01:15:17And what's the mileage?
01:15:18You're not going to fool me again.
01:15:19They're brand new.
01:15:20New ones, huh?
01:15:21You've probably turned around twice already.
01:15:30Good morning, Mr. José.
01:15:32Hello.
01:15:32I have a surprise for you.
01:15:34A bombshell.
01:15:34Something you can't even imagine.
01:15:36Twenty-something years old.
01:15:38Tall, thin, tight.
01:15:39A cannon, Don José.
01:15:41I put it next to her to buy time.
01:15:43What I don't know is whether she's a native or a national.
01:15:44because he hasn't said a word
01:15:45And it's the first time I've seen her.
01:15:47But it is...
01:15:48It's a real pain to behold.
01:15:50Look at her.
01:15:51Thank you, Luciano.
01:15:52Then I'll give you a ticket.
01:15:53Better than a banknote.
01:15:53Do you have a recommendation for the engineer?
01:15:55But in writing.
01:15:57Because when I took the last exam
01:15:58I told him about you
01:15:59and he knocked me down before I could even put the first one in.
01:16:01Don't worry, next time
01:16:02You're going to try it without needing to salt yourself.
01:16:05I'm telling you.
01:16:05Thank you, Don José.
01:16:06You're a great guy.
01:16:07Hello.
01:16:24Hello.
01:16:25It took me a lot of work to find you.
01:16:27And that's why I couldn't return this to you sooner.
01:16:30And what would I want it for?
01:16:32You may not need her.
01:16:34But it helped me to get to know you.
01:16:37And now that we know each other
01:16:39And do you really know who I am?
01:16:40because your friends will have told you everything
01:16:43I don't know why you wanted to see me again.
01:16:49What do I care about them?
01:16:50nor whatever you are.
01:16:52What matters is that for a few days
01:16:53You've made me forget many things
01:16:55And that despite your automotive boasts
01:16:58I really like you.
01:17:00That's why I'm here.
01:17:01And I've been looking for you.
01:17:04When you approached me, it was the first day.
01:17:05And I realized it right away
01:17:07of what you intended
01:17:08And I played along.
01:17:10Yeah.
01:17:12Why didn't I think
01:17:13that something so serious was going to happen
01:17:14And that it was going to end like this?
01:17:17Me, me
01:17:18I think he wants to marry her.
01:17:20Come on, I'm not sure.
01:17:21So no...
01:17:22And what will he do to her at night?
01:17:23The norm among married couples.
01:17:25Nothing.
01:17:25Pepito Piscina
01:17:31Will you marry me?
01:17:35Are you serious?
01:17:37Yes, absolutely.
01:17:40You're not kidding me, are you?
01:17:42Yeah
01:17:42but forever.
01:17:46Now he's kissing her.
01:17:48What are you like?
01:17:49You're everywhere.
01:17:49This girl is abusing her.
01:17:54And what will he expect from him?
01:17:56Who knows who it will be?
01:17:57She must be a Russian spy
01:17:58or Muscovite.
01:17:59Emiliano
01:18:00Did you see?
01:18:03She just met her
01:18:04and look
01:18:04He looks at them and kills them.
01:18:07But if it's drugs.
01:18:08Emiliano
01:18:18Is your ball getting wet?
01:18:21Man
01:18:22This reminds me
01:18:22in the case of a gentleman
01:18:23that arrives at a house
01:18:24knocks on the door
01:18:24pom pom pom
01:18:25pom pom pom
01:18:26pom pom pom pom
01:18:27No, it's the door
01:18:28pom pom pom
01:18:29Were you calling?
01:18:29Yes, and another gentleman comes out.
01:18:30and says
01:18:31hello good
01:18:31Look, I'm Paraguayan.
01:18:33I've come to ask for your hand in marriage.
01:18:33of her daughter
01:18:34to make her happy
01:18:34So that?
01:18:35Paraguayan
01:18:36That's nonsense.
01:18:37I already know
01:18:38No, I just ate.
01:18:40No, we're going to the bathroom
01:18:42Why is she biting her now?
01:18:59That scoundrel?
01:19:00He will be a cannibal
01:19:01You see?
01:19:10just with a kiss
01:19:11I have learned to swim
01:19:12Well, I don't know how to swim.
01:19:14That's a load of rubbish.
01:19:17I already know
01:19:19No, no, we're going to the bathroom
01:19:33My life
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