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00:01Where's my car?
00:02How should I know?
00:03Because you went in my bag.
00:05You took your phone and my car keys.
00:08About me coming to live with you.
00:10Yeah?
00:11I don't want anyone to know.
00:13Connor?
00:14Where have you been?
00:18I could barely look at them then.
00:20Connor.
00:22We have to get through this.
00:24Look at that, eh?
00:25Chalky.
00:27I've been a bit...
00:28OTT, Hannah.
00:29A bit?
00:30I'm gone!
00:31Be careful!
00:34It's gonna!
00:35I'm not being news, you're not, but...
00:37You wanna tell me what happened to your face?
00:39I'm always disgusting...
00:41I've got a rock star.
00:44Annette!
00:45Annette!
00:46Annette!
00:47Annette!
00:48Annette!
00:49Annette!
00:50Annette!
00:51Annette!
00:52Annette!
00:53Annette!
00:54Annette!
00:55Annette!
00:56Annette!
00:57Annette!
00:58Come on, let's be having you.
01:28I can't just skip school and do my dance practice.
01:40I've got to keep a low profile till all this gets sorted.
01:42I don't want burn getting twitchy.
01:44And what happens if they do pick me?
01:46How am I going to do my homework and stuff?
01:47I'm going to be a nerd dancing every night.
01:49Don't worry about that.
01:50You're just jacking school, don't you, and start earning.
01:52But listen, you've really got to turn it on in that audition.
01:56You've got to make them want you.
01:58Oh, don't worry.
02:00They'll want me.
02:01Listen, I'm going to nip in and speak to Duncan.
02:03Meet you at the school gates of four and remember.
02:05So what's the answer then?
02:10Can I have an operation to get rid of this or not?
02:26Well, in my opinion, we would only resort to surgery if the scar tissue was somehow affecting
02:33the muscles here, reducing your range of movement.
02:38But not just because of the way it looks.
02:41We can review this again in time, Imogen.
02:43But for now, there's nothing more we can do.
02:48I'm sorry.
02:50Who are you?
02:51I can't be bothered, man.
02:52Oh, man, I'm so hungry.
02:53You've got to eat.
02:54I have.
02:55I've had breakfast for me.
02:56It's just a baby that needs a BLT.
02:57Oh, that's so cute.
02:58You all right?
02:59What's in the bag?
03:00Oh, sport stuff for case.
03:18BRT sounds gneet?
03:20Oh, no.
03:21Nailed by mouth.
03:22What?
03:23She's going to her hospital to get a gut staple, because she's a fat get.
03:27That's not funny. People get anorexia listening to people like you.
03:35Oh, Dennis D? I'll take that for you.
03:38Oh, nice one. Just stop it on your lap.
03:40OK.
03:47Hey, don't let Sonia catch you reading that.
03:50It's, er, Conor's birthday.
03:52And you're going to make him a cake?
03:54Well, er, maybe not.
03:59So, what did you get him? It can't be cheap, buying for a teenager.
04:02Oh, a smartphone. Very nice.
04:04Spare the rod, spoiler child.
04:06How's Kevin the Wonderboy getting on?
04:08Oh, marvellous, yeah. Champion. It's fantastic.
04:12Methinks he doth protest too much.
04:15Hey, no, no, he's a nice lad, Kevin.
04:17When he's not up after night murdering zombies.
04:19Couldn't get him out of bed this morning.
04:21Had to leave him wallowing in his own juices.
04:23Oh, lovely image. Thanks for that.
04:25Bringing up children's a lifetime of toil.
04:28Oh, yeah, you know all about that, eh, Grant Lee?
04:31Well, at least you don't have to marshal a dozen of them first thing every morning.
04:35How many months has it been?
04:36It's hardly a lifetime of toil, is it?
04:38Long enough to confirm what I already suspected.
04:41Oh, here we go.
04:43That some people treat teenagers as equals when what they need is a firm hand.
04:50Yeah, well, some kids have had a lifetime of that.
04:53Or been left to fend for themselves.
04:55So firm hands my foot, get the chance to put things right, then that's what you do.
05:08Oh, nice!
05:09What are you gonna do with your olden?
05:10Donations are gratefully received, you know.
05:11Kev's already got his name down for it.
05:12Oh.
05:13Happy birthday.
05:14Cheers.
05:15Thanks.
05:16Cheers.
05:17Thanks.
05:18You coming out?
05:19Yeah.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Yeah.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Yeah.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Oh, nice.
05:28What are you gonna do with your olden?
05:30Donations are gratefully received, you know.
05:32Kev's already got his name down for it.
05:34Oh.
05:35Happy birthday.
05:36Cheers.
05:37Thanks.
05:38You coming out later?
05:43Don't think I'm invited.
05:49What?
05:54That was a joke, right?
05:57What?
05:58Knew by mouth.
06:00That's what they do before an operation in this.
06:03What?
06:04Nill by mouth.
06:05That's what they do before an operation, innit?
06:08I can't.
06:09Promise me mum I wouldn't tell you nothing.
06:11No worries.
06:12OK, OK.
06:14Listen, I'm not sick or nothing right, but I am getting surgery.
06:19What kind of surgery do you get when you're not sick?
06:22Think about it.
06:24No way.
06:26What?
06:27Where?
06:28Is somebody going to let me in on this or what?
06:30I'm going to a 32.
06:32Double D.
06:34What are you looking at?
06:45All right, miss?
06:46Where are your able-bodied assistants?
06:48Lovely.
06:49Nice car.
06:50Yeah, too nice for a delivery van.
06:52God, you must be proper minted.
06:54Well, I have worked for it.
06:56There you go.
06:58Where's that?
07:00There's a box in here, Barry.
07:01Grab that.
07:08You'll have no fingernails left, you.
07:24Um, you haven't got a nail file, have you?
07:27Yeah, in there somewhere.
07:29My mum's asked us just to keep an eye on her for now.
07:32Good glove as it is.
07:34What's that?
07:35Imogen Stewart.
07:36Right.
07:37Listen, I've put a presentation together for our open evening tonight.
07:39Mm-hmm.
07:40We can talk about that.
07:41Is that the programme for this evening, sir?
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44I don't get it.
07:45Parents checking out schools.
07:46Weren't like that in my day.
07:48They want the best for their kids, Sonia.
07:49Yeah.
07:50Not the PRU, then.
07:51Makes them run a mile.
07:53Just get back to work, all right?
07:55It's what I pay you for.
07:56Not your cakes.
07:57Thanks.
08:14Sue's paying for it.
08:16Got a benefactor.
08:17Paying the back down once I'm working.
08:19How much?
08:20Three grand.
08:21Is she not going to cover all that stacking shelves?
08:23What's your mum think about it?
08:25She's cool, wouldn't she?
08:26So what are you going to do when you have kids?
08:28You know, breastfeeding and that?
08:30Kids?
08:31You're here to condoms?
08:32Oh, no.
08:33Get off on top, yeah?
08:34Sorry, everyone.
08:35Sorry, I'm late.
08:37What are you two ladies doing there?
08:40Come on, quickly.
08:41Just get in there and scope it out.
08:56Well, I'm not going to know which ones they are.
08:58They'll have a horse on them.
09:00So, alkanes, if you can remember what they are.
09:02Barry?
09:03Um, Casey needs the toilet, miss.
09:05Can Casey not ask for herself?
09:07Sorry, Bastem.
09:09What is this prison?
09:10The girl has needs, miss.
09:12Off you go, Casey.
09:13Thank you, Miss Salt.
09:14Please sit down.
09:17Sir.
09:19Now, I have been asked to remind you that you are all representing your school this evening
09:23and to please be on your best behaviour.
09:26Now, we have one person who has been nominated Special Ambassador from this class
09:30and that is Imogen.
09:34Doing what, exactly?
09:35Uh-huh.
09:36A tour guide for prospective students.
09:40No way.
09:42I'll have a word with Mrs Diamond.
09:45Right.
09:46Now, can anyone tell me who these women are?
09:49Uh, you and your mates, miss.
09:51Ha-ha.
09:52When do you think the photograph was taken?
09:54It's Victorian.
09:55They're all buttons off.
09:56No fun bags.
09:58Language, please.
09:59Right.
10:00Now, a clue, okay?
10:02These women were involved in politics during the first few years of the 20th century
10:07and there were very few women in politics in those days.
10:10Why was that?
10:11Women didn't have rights.
10:12Good.
10:13Okay.
10:14Another clue coming up.
10:16Girls, women, couldn't vote.
10:19Like, everyone under 18.
10:21We're talking about then.
10:22Not now, you spanner.
10:23Who could tell me who was involved in this movement?
10:27Pankhurst.
10:29Again, please?
10:32Emmeline Pankhurst.
10:33She was a suffragette.
10:35Eeeeehhh!
10:36AHHHH!
10:38LAUGHTER
10:39AHH!
10:40AHH!
10:41AHH!
10:42Oh, Sophie.
10:43There's one jump in.
10:45Oh, Sophie.
10:46That's cool.
10:47Oh!
10:48OHH!
10:49Uh...
10:50Sorry.
10:51Oh, hey. That's cool.
11:00Sorry.
11:03You all right?
11:06Yeah, yeah. I was just, um, waiting for Michael.
11:09Uh, actually, while I'm here, I was going to make a birthday cake for Connor.
11:17Right. Now, what would he be?
11:20Bit of a lemon drizzle?
11:22Maybe, yeah, but, um, look, I'm rubbish.
11:26And it would be the first I've made in, like, a hundred years,
11:29so I was wondering if you could...
11:32Well, I'm supposed to be working.
11:35Yeah, um, I just don't want to disappoint him, you know.
11:41Look, leave it with me and I'll see what I can do all right.
11:45Oh, thank you. You're a star.
11:48Listen, he's going to be ages in there.
11:51Do you want me to pass on a message?
11:53No, no, it doesn't matter. I'll, um, I'll catch him later.
11:58Sorry, am I, er, keeping you?
12:02No.
12:04Hey, Maggie, it's me, Sonia. Here, can I come and see you for a minute?
12:16All right. Bye.
12:32Bye.
12:34Oh, yeah, you keep the peace out.
12:50I'm here in New York, I'm here in New York, I always wish,
12:56Fuous options throughout the world, living everywhere you are.
13:14Ready, I should dance.
13:20I don't see what the difference is.
13:40We're talking about no right to own property.
13:42Big deal. I don't know anyone that's got anything now, do you?
13:45Plus, women weren't entitled to a university education.
13:48Which would save them loads of debt each year.
13:50Well, at least we can go.
13:51If you're stupid enough.
13:53No, you're stupid if you don't use your brain.
13:55I'm just saying there's other ways of getting on, you flake.
13:58Oh, slap, we've just got to make the best for what we've got to laugh at.
14:01Oh, right.
14:02Well, one thing's for sure, they didn't get women's votes by getting bigger boobs, did they?
14:06It's not all about looks.
14:08Sure helps them, doesn't it?
14:09All right, enough.
14:10She started it.
14:11Are you really going to get that boob job?
14:13Because that's what I heard you telling Rhiannon.
14:16Oh, sorry, but is that a secret?
14:18Why would you do that?
14:19Because I've got people who want me.
14:21You're such a skit.
14:22All right.
14:22Is that right? And what have you got going for your day?
14:24At least I can keep a man if I want to.
14:28Imogen, sit down.
14:34I want to press charges.
14:35Wow, you're so blunt sometimes.
14:37We'll have no more of that behaviour.
14:38You're old enough to know better.
14:40Now go to the cooler, please, calm yourself down.
14:43Go on.
14:47Is it true what she said?
14:50What's this?
14:51I'd like to think it was just idle gossip, but according to Imogen,
14:55Innesty's arranged to have a boob job.
14:58Wow.
15:01Can I ask why?
15:02Because I can get work as a dancer.
15:04You're a bright girl, Innesty.
15:06You don't need to do this.
15:10What does your mother think?
15:12She's cool, will they?
15:14All right, go and wait outside, please.
15:16There's no law against it.
15:32Just because there's no law doesn't mean it's ethical.
15:36Audrey's right.
15:39Sonia!
15:41Get Carol Barry on the phone for me, please.
15:43Okay.
15:46That was quite an outburst, wasn't it?
15:50Not something I'd normally associate with you.
15:53Look, Imogen, what happened at the hospital this morning
16:09doesn't excuse that behaviour.
16:11You'll apologise to her for what you did.
16:13You'll have a week's detention and I want you here tonight too.
16:18Said I'm not doing any tours.
16:20Something else, okay?
16:22I just don't want people looking at me.
16:24Okay.
16:25We'll find you something else.
16:29Um, Innesty mentioned something about dance work.
16:33You wouldn't have to know anything about that, would you?
16:36Come on, not like a herd of elephants.
16:44Kevin.
16:48Where have you been?
16:50You missed calculus.
16:51I don't need to come to your lessons to hear you drone on and on.
16:53I get enough of that at home.
16:54Oi.
16:55Less of your cheeks, sunshine.
16:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:58Mr Budgen's right.
16:59You don't have to insult me.
17:00You're just showing off.
17:01Yeah?
17:02Who's showing off?
17:03Less of the back chat.
17:04Right, that's it.
17:05You're grounded for the rest of the week.
17:07Yeah, go on.
17:08Go on, say something.
17:09I'll make it a month.
17:15Good man, Daniel.
17:21Please.
17:25Do you know?
17:27Right.
17:29Then surprise, surprise, you don't like him.
17:31Well, a breast enhancement to get a dancing job.
17:37Presumably at some club or something.
17:40Yeah.
17:41And she's good.
17:42Really good.
17:43You ever seen her?
17:44Obviously not.
17:45Well, then you wouldn't know, would you?
17:47She's really talented.
17:48She's talented at her studies.
17:51Yeah, right.
17:52Have you seen her work?
17:56Well then, obviously you wouldn't know about that, would you?
17:59She's no Einstein, I know that much and so does she.
18:02Talk to her teachers.
18:03How do you know how much money she can earn dancing?
18:05Hmm?
18:07That's what you should be encouraging.
18:08And natural talents.
18:10Not keeping her banging away doing something she's never going to be any good at.
18:16Denisty, you're not thinking of dropping out, are you?
18:19Depends.
18:20Because you could go to university if you want to.
18:23There you go again.
18:24Putting ideas into her head.
18:25I'm offering my daughter independence.
18:28And I'm offering her qualifications, which will stand her in better stead than a job in some club dancing.
18:36Mrs Bright, with respect, the dynasty is 17 years old.
18:39It's really not appropriate for her to be considering cosmetic surgery.
18:44I think you'll find it's your involvement in my daughter's private life that's not appropriate.
18:48Right.
18:56Well, I want you at the open evening.
18:58And she'll be there.
18:59You can replace Imogen as class ambassador.
19:01Okay?
19:03Great.
19:04Let's go.
19:06Let's go.
19:10Your personal statements.
19:13Right, take a closer look.
19:15I've made some notes.
19:17Where some of you might need to think again.
19:21Even me, miss?
19:23Actually, most of them are pretty good.
19:25With one exception.
19:27Well, there's a surprise.
19:28At least you've spelt your name, right?
19:31Right.
19:32About tonight.
19:33Listen up.
19:34I want all of those parents and kids coming away knowing exactly what the P.I.U. is about.
19:39Put people down.
19:41Excuse me?
19:43I said putting people down.
19:45I've done my best with that.
19:46Yeah.
19:47Well, perhaps if you talk less and listen more.
19:50Yes, Perry?
19:51We need to, like, bigger up, miss.
19:53Erm.
19:54Make it look classy like the red Ferrari.
19:56Erm.
19:57It's nice, that car.
19:58No.
19:59You've spotted Miss Donegan's car, have you?
20:00That won't be parked there much longer.
20:03Right.
20:04I'll just nab it then, shall I?
20:05Or, I'll race it down the Clyde!
20:07Sorry.
20:08Can I help?
20:10I just wanted to talk strategy for tonight.
20:12Start for in five minutes.
20:14Yeah.
20:16Right, thank you.
20:22Oh, God.
20:30Hey, whoa, wait, what's going on?
20:31She thinks I'm useless and she says it in front of everyone!
20:35Well, you're not, are you?
20:37Obviously.
20:38Far from it.
20:40Is this still going on?
20:42Same hostile attitude we've come to know and love, yeah?
20:45Do you mind if I sit in this afternoon and take a look for myself?
20:48No, I'd be delighted.
20:51Come here.
20:57Come here.
21:01Come on.
21:10When I get paid, you get paid, okay?
21:12No one saw Notton, right?
21:13No.
21:14Right arm, right place.
21:15This is way out of your leg.
21:16Shut your mouth.
21:17It's none of your business.
21:18Unless you want to put this in the kitchen bin for me.
21:19Keep the heat off me.
21:20I'm not touching Notton.
21:21And keep her out of it as well.
21:22She's clean.
21:23She's too young.
21:24Me mum's not going to like it.
21:25I already said.
21:26She's clean.
21:27Where you are?
21:28See a man about a big red dog.
21:29Trying to sneak out on scene?
21:30You wanna come with me?
21:31Maybe.
21:33Hmm, only maybe.
21:34I don't know.
21:35Maybe.
21:36Maybe.
21:37Maybe.
21:38Maybe.
21:39Maybe.
21:40Maybe.
21:41Maybe.
21:42Maybe.
21:43Maybe.
21:45Trying to sneak out unseen?
21:52Do you want to come with me?
21:57Maybe.
21:58Hmm.
22:00Only maybe.
22:01Well, it depends where you want to take me.
22:04Anywhere you want to go.
22:06Shall we do it, Rana?
22:09I don't think so.
22:12Hmm.
22:14Hmm.
22:16This is the new me. I have responsibilities.
22:22Could do a coffee sometime, though.
22:44You chewed me up and spit me off like I was frozen in your mouth.
22:51You took my light, you drained me down.
22:55You can hear that from out there, you know.
23:10I'm on study period, anyway.
23:11You are too, aren't you?
23:12Yeah.
23:13And I've spent most of it looking for you.
23:14But Phil sent me to say sorry.
23:15So if she asks, I've done it.
23:16Hey, by the way, I don't want another fight or nothing, but you should sort out your own
23:17crap before you start marding off about mine.
23:18I can't sort my own crap out, can I?
23:19I'm not talking about your score.
23:20I'm talking about Connie.
23:21You'll see you sitting here like it's the end of the world.
23:26Is that what I think it is?
23:27I'm practising my routine.
23:28Right, for what?
23:29Everyone's going to know anyway.
23:30I've got an audition after school.
23:31You're going to be a pull-down.
23:32You're going to be a pull-down.
23:33I can't talk my own crap out, can I?
23:34I can't talk my own crap out, can I?
23:35I can't talk my own crap out, can I?
23:36I'm not talking about your score.
23:37I'm talking about Connie.
23:38You'll see you sitting here like it's the end of the world.
23:39Is that what I think it is?
23:40I'm practising my routine.
23:41Right, for what?
23:42Everyone's going to know anyway.
23:43I've got an audition after school.
23:57You're going to be a pull-dancer?
24:00Well, classy.
24:04It's just not right a girl that age getting cosmetic surgery.
24:09I can't understand why she'd want to.
24:11She says it's something to do with a dance job,
24:13but I don't get the logic in that.
24:14Well, you might want to read this whole lot of bluster going on
24:18about a new pole stars club opening in town.
24:20The locals aren't very happy.
24:27There.
24:28I, um, heard Imogen flipped out.
24:34What happened?
24:36It has nothing to do with me, if that's what you're worried about.
24:40You want to get back with her, don't you?
24:45And how are you going to do that without telling her the truth?
24:47And what do you think she's going to say?
24:49No, you listen to me.
24:52Once that information is out there,
24:55then we can't control it any longer.
24:57They will lock you up.
24:58No, no, no.
24:59They will, they will lock you up, Connor.
25:00No, no, no.
25:01They will, they will lock you up, Connor.
25:02Still trying to pluck up the cottage, Harvey?
25:26You really are pathetic.
25:28All right?
25:45So what's going on with you two?
25:47What?
25:48You and Scarface.
25:49I don't call her that.
25:51So you do care about that?
25:54The cold shoulder thing.
25:56It's a pretty shabby act.
25:58Pretty cool one, too.
26:06Listen, mate.
26:09You love her.
26:12I can see that.
26:15I'm sure she's still into you.
26:18So just sort it out.
26:21It's not that easy.
26:23Right, well, suit yourself.
26:26I've got my own stuff to deal with.
26:28You and Scarface.
26:29Go ahead, guys.
26:30The square is still here.
26:31I'll see you next time.
26:32And then I'll see you next time.
26:33Maybe you go next time.
26:34Bye.
26:35Bye.
26:37Bye.
26:39Bye.
26:40Bye.
26:41Bye.
26:42Bye.
26:43Bye.
26:44Bye.
26:47Bye.
26:48Bye.
26:53Bye.
26:54Bye.
26:56Bye.
26:57One day I'll have to play.
27:14You, darling, it's fantastic.
27:17Who's next?
27:21Hello?
27:21Can I help you?
27:29Audrey McFall, I'm a teacher at Waterloo Road.
27:33You're not hoping to...
27:35Clearly not.
27:36But one of my students is, and I'm concerned about her.
27:41Because...
27:42She's 17.
27:43Okay.
27:44So you won't mind her dropping out of her A-levels to come and work here?
27:47Who am I to stop her?
27:49Listen, I don't want to destroy anyone's education, but...
27:54I'll tell you what, yeah?
27:57I'll have a little chat with her.
27:59Yeah, make sure she knows what she's doing.
28:02That do, yeah?
28:03I'm afraid not.
28:05The thing is, you've already had a problem with the local press, I believe.
28:11Now, I wonder how they'd take to you poaching schoolgirls.
28:15Are you threatening me?
28:16Oh, absolutely.
28:17Come after my girls, and I'll take you to the cleaners.
28:23Do I make myself clear?
28:35Break!
28:35That's all the calculus questions for the course.
28:47Everything in the textbook.
28:49Like I said, I don't need you or your classes.
28:51Don't need you or your classes.
28:52I don't need you or your classes.
28:52Yeah, I don't need you.
28:53Please.
28:53What do you tell me?
28:55Is this a problem?
28:57I don't need you.
28:57You guys are willing to take you.
28:58I need you and your kids.
28:59You're not ready to come to sleep.
28:59I need you.
29:00You're a little bit.
29:01I want you to go.
29:02I need you to have them.
29:02I need you to go.
29:03And then, please?
29:04You're not going to go.
29:05Who are you on the textbook?
29:07I need you.
29:08I need you.
29:08I need you.
29:09I need you.
29:10I need you.
29:12I need you.
29:12I need you.
29:13What's this?
29:13I need you.
29:15This is a problem.
29:18You need you.
29:19Imogen.
29:49Im sorry, Im really sorry.
29:52I dont know what happened with us.
29:53Are you okay?
29:54I know my face is.
29:55Its not your face.
29:56But it can be fixed.
29:57I just have to wait.
29:58Im not the same person underneath.
29:59And I feel the same way.
30:00I know.
30:01I know all this.
30:02But theres something really important that I need to tell you that I should have told
30:06you ages ago.
30:07What?
30:08That I want to be honest with you.
30:18I want to be honest with you but I cant.
30:27Next time Im gonna hire some events people to do the law.
30:29Great use of school money that.
30:31Where's my car?
30:33The council must have towed it.
30:34Oh don't be stupid.
30:35My car's been nicked.
30:36What?
30:37I left it in the car park this morning and now its gone.
30:38Hang on.
30:39My keys missing.
30:40Someone's been in my bag.
30:41Yeah well don't look at me.
30:42You were looking after it.
30:43Yeah and it was here with me the whole time.
30:44Well presumably your car is insured.
30:45Except what?
30:46Well Mrs Mulgrew asked me to make a cake for Connor so I went to see Maggie.
30:47And where did you leave the bag?
30:48By my desk.
30:49Oh fantastic Sonia.
30:50So who's been in here?
30:51Uh.
30:52Dynasty Barry and Imogen Stewart.
30:53But obviously the whole time they couldn't have done it.
30:54I'll call the police.
30:55Get them to add it to the list of teachers cars.
30:56What cars?
30:57What cars?
30:58Um.
30:59Miss Boston's car went missing a couple of weeks ago.
31:04This is the way to get a cake.
31:05Do you think it's my car?
31:06I'm in the house.
31:07That's my car too.
31:08I'm in the house.
31:09So where did you leave the bag?
31:10By my desk.
31:11Oh fantastic Sonia.
31:12So who's been in here?
31:13Uh.
31:14Dynasty Barry and Imogen Stewart.
31:15But obviously the whole time they couldn't have done it.
31:17I'll call the police.
31:18Get them to add it to the list of teachers cars.
31:19What cars?
31:21Um.
31:22Miss Boston's car went missing a couple of weeks ago.
31:27This has happened before?
31:30Yep.
31:36OK.
31:37So, we're coming up to exam time.
31:39We know.
31:41That's why we're getting grilled.
31:42Yeah, if you don't put the work in, you won't get the grades.
31:46You.
31:47We're me.
31:48Now.
31:57So, basically, you can account for every minute of the day, can you?
32:04What is this?
32:05It's very important, Jodie.
32:06Every minute.
32:07Yeah, apart from when somebody were having a go at me.
32:10Where were you when I saw you running from the PRU?
32:13Just downtown for a bit.
32:14Why are you the police?
32:15I mean, why are you asking me these questions?
32:17Because someone's nipped my car.
32:19Key swiped from my bag.
32:21And you think I did it?
32:23Yeah.
32:24Why?
32:25Because you were ogling it first thing this morning,
32:27and you were in the frame for Miss Boston's car.
32:29Uh, excuse me, where do you think you're going?
32:31I'm not hanging around for this.
32:32And I heard what you said to her this morning.
32:34Say what?
32:35That you were going to nick it?
32:38That was a joke.
32:39Your words, Jodie.
32:40All right, let's just think about it, yeah?
32:43What would I do with a Ferrari?
32:45Hide it in my bedroom?
32:46All right, get to your class.
32:47This is pathetic!
32:52I've spent a fortune on this place,
32:53and that is the thanks I get.
32:55Laureen, it's not personal.
32:56Look, we don't even know it's anyone from the school.
32:58She went in my bag.
32:59Well, not scowl.
33:00She's never done anything like that before.
33:01Tom, it's the first time for everything.
33:03All right, look, presumably we can eliminate anyone who can't drive.
33:06They can all drive?
33:08Skanky kids learn when they're, like, five.
33:09Look, you can't have a trucker, right?
33:11So whoever's taken it,
33:13they've got to have the equipment to jam the signal.
33:15Or know how to demobilise it.
33:16Have you been crying?
33:38No.
33:39Was it what I said about you being pathetic?
33:43You finally talked to Conard, didn't you?
33:46I know I'm the new girl,
33:49but it seems to me you're better off without him.
33:51We were great before this.
33:52So you were in school all morning, Barry?
33:58Yep.
33:59Why?
34:01Sorry.
34:03What about break time and lunch time?
34:06Erm,
34:06I was just kicking a ball around with Casey.
34:11What's with the Ant and Dick routine?
34:15And she'll vouch for that, I suppose, will she?
34:18We'll have to ask her, won't you?
34:20Are you going to tell me what it's about?
34:23Or have I got a guess?
34:26Off you go.
34:38So?
34:50OK, so you want me to say I'm sorry for giving you a hard time?
34:58OK, I'm sorry.
35:00I totally didn't mean it, just came out.
35:06OK.
35:08Hey, look, I've got an idea.
35:12Make you forget about that for once.
35:13You just need
35:15a bae, I call it.
35:20Trust me.
35:29So when are you going to hospital then?
35:32First thing.
35:34Mum's put the money in for it, isn't she?
35:35For the operation.
35:36How do you know?
35:38Kind of figures.
35:39I'm going to back down, once I'm working.
35:44And then what?
35:46You're going to be a pole dancer forever?
35:48What about university?
35:51Jack and all this then.
35:53Finishing school.
36:01Can I say something?
36:03This sounds well dodgy to me.
36:05What mum would pay for her daughter to get surgery
36:07so she can shake him at a bunch of pears?
36:09All right.
36:10Thanks, Dennis D for helping me out.
36:12But now I'm just going to go and dish him with her.
36:14No, I mean, why jack this in to work in some skanky club?
36:17Skanky?
36:17You said it was skanky.
36:19Look, this is a big opportunity.
36:21And I'm crap at school, so why shouldn't I?
36:23Your mum told you that too, did she?
36:25Look, if you've got nothing positive to say,
36:26then just shut it.
36:28I'm just saying...
36:29Yeah, well, don't.
36:31Your mum just wants the best for me, OK?
36:33OK?
36:37What are you doing here?
36:51I thought it falls me down the club trying to stop the audition.
36:53You really don't want to go off on one, yeah?
36:55I'm going to kill it.
36:56Honestly, Ben will get involved.
36:58Don't do this.
37:00Anyway, listen.
37:01Some good news.
37:04Donegan's Ferrari.
37:05Aren't you sure no-one saw?
37:08Yeah.
37:09No worries.
37:10I'm clean.
37:11Got the big man to pick her up direct.
37:14Good lads.
37:15Anyway, where's the false classroom?
37:17Look, I don't think...
37:18Shh, listen.
37:19I know, you're right.
37:19I just want to talk to her.
37:21So just point your mother the right way
37:23and leave me to her.
37:25So, the Great Depression.
37:28Now, how many of you here know what year...
37:31I'd like a word.
37:34Now.
37:35Of course.
37:37Er...
37:37Textbooks, please.
37:40Erm, chapter, er, five.
37:47I had a call from my mate down the club.
37:49Mrs Barry.
37:50He said you came in there making threats.
37:51Oh, no.
37:52I was...
37:52I'm only thinking of her future.
37:54Yeah?
37:55Well, her future is about making money,
37:57not scraping through her exams.
37:59No, you're wrong.
38:00She's perfectly capable of getting thick.
38:03My door's there.
38:05My investment.
38:07And that's three grand's worth of silicone.
38:10So you step on my toes again.
38:13Go on a day, you tweedy little god-potherer.
38:17And you'll be meeting your maker faster than you think.
38:19Honestly, not today, of all days.
38:33Get up.
38:34I didn't have...
38:34Get up.
38:37Can I have a word?
38:39Yeah.
38:46Manhandling her is going to get you a disciplinary.
38:48I'm sorry, but she is undermining me every step of the way,
38:51ever since she nicked my car.
38:53You know there is nothing to say she had anything to do with that, Nicky.
38:55All the reins.
38:56You're losing perspective.
38:58Do you know what?
38:59Michael got me in to run the P.I.U. my way,
39:01and if you don't like it, then go and speak to him.
39:04Good idea.
39:05We'll say half an hour, Michael's office.
39:08Fine.
39:09Dear, oh dear.
39:11These essays.
39:13On Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
39:20Ugly, for the most part.
39:24Stitched together with stinking and discarded pieces.
39:32Terrifying.
39:34Lacking all spark.
39:36Manchester say.
39:38Mr. Skelton.
39:41Rubbish.
39:42Mr. Wise.
39:43Far from it.
39:44Ms. Barry.
39:49An A star.
39:52And nothing lifted from Wikipedia.
39:55Well done.
39:57Unlike this magnificent example.
40:01Wait.
40:11Right.
40:11Full time.
40:12See you lucky campers again to me.
40:16Quietly.
40:21Hey, Starry.
40:23Like you said,
40:24you're obviously really naff in school.
40:26Only ever going to get work dancing.
40:28And only then,
40:29if you get your boobs done.
40:29Kevin.
40:38Kev.
40:39Where are you off to?
40:41Nowhere.
40:43Just going to hang out.
40:44No.
40:45Can you come with me, please?
40:49So you're still going to your audition, then?
40:51Why wouldn't I?
40:52Because,
40:53OK, whatever you think,
40:54I'm just going to say it anyway.
40:56Your mum says you're no good at anything else,
40:57hasn't she?
40:58And you believe her.
40:59Well, she's not going to make it up, is she?
41:01Hey, Star.
41:02Listen,
41:03you want to be a dancer, right?
41:04So why isn't she trying to get you into dance school or something?
41:07A hundred pound for working somewhere classy?
41:09Come on.
41:10There's just something not right about this.
41:12Like?
41:13I don't know.
41:13I don't know.
41:13You're good at your work.
41:15You're fantastic looking.
41:16Are you coming on to me?
41:17You idiot.
41:18You just don't need a boob job or anything else.
41:21And you're planning on chucking this all away for what?
41:23You think you're going to end up famous?
41:24Do you know what, clever clocks?
41:28You don't know nothing to keep your traps shut.
41:31I told you to meet me at the gates.
41:32Sorry.
41:34Well, come on then.
41:36Your fans are waiting.
41:37I'm going to push my luck down.
41:40Break a leg.
41:40So what do you reckon?
41:56I thought you said it was classy.
41:57Oh, close up and naff during the day.
41:59Me till midnight.
42:00It's full of punters waving tenors like you, eh?
42:02Pretty classy then.
42:05Hello, babes.
42:07Is it an esteem?
42:09Hello.
42:10Hello.
42:10Hmm.
42:13Yeah.
42:14Come.
42:26It's still here.
42:27Oh, just to say, Mrs. Diamonds put you down for the car park so you don't have to do any
42:32meeting or greeting or tours or anything, okay?
42:38Was there something else?
42:39I don't know what to do about Dynasty.
42:43She won't listen to me.
42:44Well, she certainly won't listen to me.
42:47If you want my advice, Imogen, you're best off steering clear of the lot of them.
42:51Look, Tom's right.
42:52Look, Tom's right.
42:56There's nothing to link Geordie to any of the thefts and it's a police matter now, so...
43:01What?
43:02You're just going to wash your hands of it?
43:04Even though it happened in this school on your watch?
43:07All right, what would you suggest I do?
43:08All right, what would you suggest I do?
43:09Suspend her from the nearest lamppost.
43:11So you want to kick her out whether she's done anything or not?
43:14Listen, you have to come down hard on troublemakers, otherwise you create more trouble for them in the long run.
43:18She's right, just expell her.
43:20Look, this is about giving the kids a fair chance.
43:22Hang on, if I'd known about Nicky's car, she'd have gone way before now.
43:24Lorraine, this is a management issue.
43:26It's not your role to intervene.
43:28It is when 150 grand of my money's just walked out the door.
43:30Listen, all I'm saying is you have to show these kids the courage of your convictions, otherwise they will continue to run amok.
43:38It is as simple as that.
43:39Nice, ready.
44:01I've got an E-star.
44:03What?
44:04I've never had an E-star before.
44:05You won't get one again either.
44:08It's in ten minutes' time, love.
44:09It's a lot to be behind you.
44:11And we're struggling to do stuff you're not meant for.
44:20We all fit then?
44:22Well, obviously you're fit.
44:24So, who wants to make 300 a night then, eh?
44:27300?
44:29I thought you said it was 100.
44:31Yeah, well, it's all tips, so it depends.
44:33But if it is 300, then you'll take them two off me, right?
44:36I've got bills to pay.
44:40Um, are we up for this then, or what?
44:48Nice.
44:50Come on, you.
44:52Let's show them what you're worth.
44:54When you're ready.
45:10No, sorry.
45:29Can we stop?
45:31What's going on?
45:33Look, this is about the money.
45:34You know, we can talk about it.
45:35Listen.
45:36Seriously, what, I think your chance is here, girl.
45:38You never listen, do you?
45:39And you never will.
45:40What are you talking about?
45:41I'm talking about what you said when I came out.
45:43Show them what you're worth.
45:44What?
45:45Is that it?
45:46Is that all I'm worth in your eyes?
45:48I've got any start today, Mum.
45:50And you just put it in the bin.
45:52It'll get you nowhere.
45:53Look, can I just ask what's going on here?
45:55And this will.
45:56Am I really that rubbish that this is all I'm good enough for?
45:59Dancing in some poxy club.
46:01Oi!
46:01And even then, I needed implants.
46:04Right, right, right.
46:05Look, if you're going to fight, just take it outside.
46:08That's it, that's it.
46:10Just trying to help you.
46:11Yeah, I know, but you're wrong.
46:13It's just money, money, money with you, isn't it?
46:15Where's the next 300 quid coming from?
46:17I know, things are tough.
46:18Why don't you just give it another go?
46:20No, you don't listen, do you?
46:22I'm worth more than this, Mum.
46:36You all right, finishing up on your own?
46:38Yeah, sure.
46:41Listen, what you were saying before.
46:49What are you doing tonight, after this?
46:52Oh.
46:53Connor's getting together with some mates.
46:55No, I meant you.
46:59Nothing.
47:00Just going home.
47:02Fancy you grabbing a bite somewhere?
47:06Sure.
47:06It's true, isn't it?
47:17Yeah, definitely.
47:19What are you so smiley about?
47:22What?
47:23Aren't I allowed you to be happy on my son's birthday?
47:25No.
47:25This is a treat, eh?
47:46This is a treat, eh?
47:52Deserve it, do I?
47:56So, what's all this in aid of?
47:59What do you want?
48:01Nothing.
48:02You're not softening me up for any bad news?
48:05What?
48:06You're not going to say you want me out?
48:09I've been here before, remember?
48:10No.
48:12Listen,
48:13I survived my upbringing by the skin of my teeth.
48:18I know what it feels like to be dumb, so...
48:21No, no way.
48:27There is something I need to talk to you about, though.
48:33This is going to work, you and me.
48:36You're going to have to show me a little bit more respect.
48:43You're not eating that.
48:57That's the thing about respect, isn't it?
49:01How can you expect it if you don't respect yourself?
49:03Like, I'm sitting here looking at you now, and...
49:09What do I see?
49:12A fat man comfort eating.
49:19I don't see any survivor.
49:22I don't see anyone who could be a foster parent.
49:25I just see a damaged man who needs more looking after than I do.
49:43I've just been reading your personal statement.
49:45I get on with everybody, except army tarts, who go round with a pole up their jackses.
49:53Shroud me up.
49:54Yeah, well, even so, it's not on, is it?
49:56I've been defending you all day.
49:58All right, but...
49:59Look, she's on my back, 24-7.
50:01Yeah, well, she's written in here that you're not doing what is being asked of you.
50:04No, because...
50:06Right...
50:07What?
50:08OK, when I'm in class, and she says stuff, I hear it, but then, when I get back home,
50:15I just can't remember it.
50:17We'll ask her again.
50:19You are kidding, aren't you?
50:20We'll write it down, then.
50:22I try.
50:23I will find you in GCSEs, but it's harder now.
50:26Me head's just, like, a jumble of stuff.
50:30You've told Miss Boston this?
50:32Yeah, till I'm sick of saying it.
50:35She's made her mind up now.
50:36She hates my guts, so that's it.
50:47What are you doing here?
50:48What happened?
50:50I told them that I thought I could do best in pole dancing.
50:53That I was worth more, thanks to you.
50:55I didn't do anything.
50:58No.
51:00Dinner's to you.
51:03I just want to know you're not going to do nothing stupid.
51:06You know, like, doing a runner.
51:08All right, listen.
51:09What are you on about?
51:10Doing a runner.
51:11Where?
51:12I'll go.
51:13Now, listen.
51:15If you're going to have a girl...
51:16Oh, look, I've...
51:17I've been thinking, and you might be right.
51:21You know, I've never done education, have I?
51:24I just do what I do.
51:27Well, maybe you know something I don't.
51:30OK.
51:30Look, I've seen what I did for you.
51:41All of it.
51:45My way.
51:47Just wasn't the right way.
51:51Is that like you saying sorry?
51:52It just had to be a fist.
52:11Scout.
52:13I've got something for you.
52:17Addictaphone.
52:17I don't get it.
52:20You just push this button here, and it'll record all your lessons.
52:23So if you can't remember what's been said, it's all here.
52:29Thanks, sir.
52:31All right.
52:34Sit straight.
52:36You're brilliant.
52:37You are.
52:39I'm not.
52:39And you think I'm an idiot.
52:44Do it is.
52:44You don't think you're up too much either, do you?
52:46There's a difference.
52:48I have to go around with this thing.
52:51It's not forever.
52:53By the time they can do surgery, you will have changed yourself into a wreck.
52:57It's not that bad.
53:00Listen.
53:01You told me.
53:02Now I'm telling you.
53:04You're great.
53:05It's like the way you are.
53:06Don't let anyone tell you're any different.
53:09You look nice.
53:24Thanks for noticing.
53:28But you know what?
53:30I don't want anything more to do with you.
53:39Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Michael Byrne.
54:08Welcome.
54:08Now, I'm not going to make a long speech, so don't worry.
54:11Just to say that our aim here is to help the students know their own minds, be more confident
54:17in who they are, in the hopes that when they leave us, they can go on and lead more happy
54:20and productive lives.
54:21Now, we have some of our year 12 and 13 students with us for you to talk to.
54:26Feel free to ask them any questions you might have.
54:30I hope you enjoy your visit.
54:31We look forward to seeing you again soon.
54:33What are you doing here?
54:39Well, you might want some moral support.
54:41Thanks, but I'm okay.
54:43In fact, I'm great.
54:45Right.
54:46Sorry, Mrs Diamond.
54:47Yeah.
54:47I said I didn't want to be a tour guide, right?
54:50That's okay.
54:51Can I change my mind?
54:53Yeah, sure.
54:54Um, there's some school maps over there, and if you go to the hall, there's some people
54:57waiting to be shown around.
54:58I'll walk you up.
55:14After you.
55:25You know that if there was ever anything you wanted to tell me...
55:28Such as?
55:33I don't know.
55:34You always seem to have so much on your mind.
55:39Just the fire and Imogen and...
55:47Anyway.
55:53Just let me say something, okay?
55:55You know, we both had a pretty rough time recently.
56:01And we're good for each other, right?
56:05Yeah.
56:10So?
56:11We shouldn't.
56:12I know.
56:18I know.
56:18We should say, what do you buy you, eh?
56:30You'll be sharing yourself with them soon enough.
56:32You need to wash your mouth!
56:33This has got to stop.
56:35I've already got one bully in the school, I don't need another on my staff, is that clear?
56:40Ninety days, sober, today.
56:41You've done great.
56:41Hey, Chrissie, eh?
56:42Hey, Chrissie, they said I could wait for you here.
56:43I'm leaving.
56:44You can't.
56:45You can't.
56:46You can't.
56:47You can't.
56:48You can't.
56:49You can't.
56:50You can't.
56:51You can't.
56:52You've been my best mate since I arrived.
56:53Things are never going to work out from a year.
56:54No, I'm Joe Mulgrew, Chrissie's husband.
56:55Look, it's not that simple, Connor.
56:56I was trying to...
56:57Where is he?
56:58Can Leo prove an old friend and mentor made a mistake?
56:59You can't.
57:00I don't know what you're saying.
57:01I don't know what you're saying.
57:02You can't.
57:03You've been my best mate since I arrived.
57:05Things are never going to work out from a year.
57:06I'm Joe Mulgrew, Chrissie's husband.
57:07Look, it's not that simple, Connor.
57:08I was trying to...
57:09Where is he?
57:10Can Leo prove an old friend and mentor made a mistake?
57:13Sending an innocent mother to jail.
57:14Any two-part silent winner starts next.
57:16And the first day at work is a matter of life and death for the junior doctors.
57:20That's over on BBC Three.
57:21And the first day at work is a matter of life and death for the junior doctors.
57:36That's over on BBC Three.
57:43Certainly a matter of life.
57:49But then the second hora of life is a matter of life.
57:53But l kid and you 1 mostPP par honestly.
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57:56Maybe Newspons are a matter of life and data that occurs before science,
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58:01That's olympics.
58:02I can run the wronglevs of life and that's been a parent and a child by the other.
58:03But a manager can build a life and those who pierwsailed.
58:06Ready?
58:07So I don't know who he would ever do this.
58:08I don't know who he'd rather worry.
58:10Yeah, no idea what you were to?