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00:00I love thee with the breath, smiles, tears of all my life.
00:07And I mean every word.
00:09You two made it up then?
00:10Yeah. Thanks, Mr. Charles.
00:12Glad I could help.
00:13Well, you've been busy today sorting out everyone's kids for them.
00:16What would I annoy? Not being a parent myself.
00:19I'm dying.
00:21I buried you a long time ago, Dad.
00:23Here I am.
00:24You surprised or what?
00:26Mine.
00:27You ready?
00:30Mum. Mum, it's Connor. Mum.
00:34I love you.
00:53What are you lot up to?
00:56Suffocating.
00:56It's me.
01:20Why are you doing this?
01:21I don't have that sort of money, Trevor.
01:25You know I don't.
01:28Maybe it's an all right, miss.
01:29Yeah, yeah. Couldn't be better.
01:32You just go and get your breakfast.
01:38Where you burnt the toast?
01:41What's going on, love?
01:42Now, sir, I've just got a lot on me mind, that's all.
01:45I'm starving.
01:46Well, I can't do everything, can I?
01:48Why didn't you come and get me?
01:50I could have sorted this.
01:51The wedding arrangements have been getting on top of us.
01:53Which is why I've been thinking.
01:57I want to call the wedding off.
01:58What?
02:05Why?
02:07Well, it's all just getting a bit too much, isn't it?
02:10All the organising and the planning and striving is all mad.
02:14You're not wrong.
02:15Shut it!
02:17What are you saying exactly?
02:18Just keep it simple, you know, small.
02:21None of this fuss.
02:22And expense.
02:25I thought that's what you wanted.
02:27Not really.
02:29I see.
02:32So you don't want to marry me anymore?
02:36Of course I do.
02:41Just not now.
02:43Some other time.
02:43In the holidays.
02:44Yeah, just keep it simple, like.
02:48Why didn't you say so in the first place?
02:51You daft apeth, I've made arrangements.
02:54Erm, so is the wedding off then?
02:56Persponed.
02:57Which means you lot can get to school.
03:00Sharpish.
03:00But what about breakfast?
03:01Out!
03:11Something's going on.
03:14What are you doing?
03:18Checking the call history.
03:20Maggie were on the phone somewhere earlier.
03:22Why are you even bothered?
03:24Because she's in trouble.
03:25I just know it.
03:28Hey, you all right, Sean, you dirty stopper?
03:31It's me again.
03:33Maddie.
03:34Do you remember?
03:34Home alone kid.
03:36Just call Mia.
03:37Oh, Mr. X today.
03:46Mr. X.
03:49Oi, that's mine.
03:50Give it to me.
03:52Sure, we don't want to.
03:52What do you think you're doing?
03:53Keep your property on top of my stuff.
03:55Just leave it.
03:56Get lost.
03:57It's private.
03:58Out of the way.
04:08Ripped hunk of a man coming through.
04:09What, where?
04:11Got to look fly for me girl Liberty.
04:13Now that we're writing and that.
04:15What, you fly?
04:16Oh, Joshua.
04:17Won't be like that.
04:18Just because you're not my type.
04:19Oh, I'm not your type.
04:20Oh, I am gutted.
04:21So tell me, is it the fact that I'm a man?
04:23Well, the fact that I'm a mental city.
04:24Got a problem with me.
04:25Bit of both, to be honest.
04:26Oh, no, I've been signed off by my shrink.
04:29Serious?
04:30You're cured?
04:31No, mate.
04:33I've got schizophrenia.
04:34It's not something to just get over.
04:35But I don't have to see her every week
04:37because I'm just free as a bird.
04:38It's the first day of the rest of my life
04:39and I can't wait.
04:40My dad's going to be made up, you know.
04:42Still not doing it for me, though.
04:48Well, about time.
04:50Got a new fella, then?
04:52What makes you think I've got a new fella?
04:54Well, you've been out all night.
04:55You didn't answer my calls.
04:57Same clothes.
04:58Must have been a guy.
04:59Well, if you must know, Miss Marple,
05:01I went for a drink with Lorraine
05:02and then I decided to stay over.
05:05Was I right with you, Mumsy?
05:07Good.
05:09What's all this?
05:11Oh, it's the rest of my stuff.
05:13I guess you're stuck with me now.
05:16Right.
05:16That is okay, isn't it?
05:18Well, it's just...
05:19You didn't let me know these were coming.
05:20You can't just assume that you can land this kind of thing on me.
05:23I didn't know.
05:24Right, okay.
05:25Look, we haven't got time to talk about it now,
05:27but we will later.
05:27Okay?
05:32Definitely Glasgow.
05:33As long as I can get him to agree.
05:35Well, why don't you aim a little higher?
05:42Oxbridge.
05:43It's a bit far, isn't it?
05:45What's this?
05:46Auditions for the X Factor?
05:48University applications.
05:49I thought the kids decided.
05:50They do, but we try to steer them in the right direction.
05:53Like cattle, you mean?
05:54Obviously not.
05:55Good.
05:56Which is why today's work experience initiative
05:58will be a great opportunity.
06:00Introduce them to my world,
06:01although I won't be leading it.
06:03My head man Ray's going to step in
06:04and work his magic on them.
06:05Oh, what a shame.
06:06They won't get to hear it directly from you.
06:07They don't need to.
06:08Good business is all about delegation.
06:10Well, at least it'll give some of them
06:12an idea of the options that are open to them.
06:14Yeah, like earning money
06:15instead of getting into serious debt.
06:16There's more to higher education than debt.
06:19Cold-baked beans and binge drinking spring to mind.
06:23Hey, Zachy, it's me.
06:26Say thanks to Mum for the stuff, will you?
06:28Nice touch sending them up in a couple of crummy boxes.
06:31Brilliant.
06:37What did I do, mate?
06:40Call me, yeah?
06:46Cheer up, might never happen.
06:52Mind you, back in the day,
06:53I always had a face like a smacked arse, too.
06:56I'm not saying you've got a face like a smacked arse.
07:00It's like I'll just cheer up.
07:02It's just that, er...
07:03school and me were never really a good match,
07:05if you know what I mean.
07:06It gives me the shivers.
07:07I feel like I'm 12 again.
07:09I'm surprised you can remember that far back.
07:12Oi!
07:12It's only what...
07:13Yeah, fair enough.
07:16So what are you doing here, then?
07:18I'm here to do some training for work experience at Lorraine's...
07:22Miss Donegan's call centre.
07:24Wicked!
07:25Well, that's us, your thirteens.
07:27Lucky for us.
07:28We'll see.
07:31I would show you in, but I've got to...
07:33get these in tight.
07:35Go on, I'll give you a hand.
07:36That's on.
07:39That's always a bit heavy.
07:40Can you manage?
07:41Yeah.
07:52Don't get me wrong, I'm all for you, Lou.
07:54I just love winding Michael up.
07:55Don't we all?
07:56Sian, talk some sense, will you?
07:58Lorraine's plugging life experience over higher education.
08:01Well, I couldn't agree more.
08:03I'm all for getting out into the big, bad world.
08:04Well, you've been in education all your life.
08:06Yeah, I know, and look where it's got me.
08:08From school to uni and back again.
08:10I just think maybe I should have sacked the marrow out of life a bit more.
08:13That's all.
08:14Must brought all this on.
08:15Or rather, who?
08:18Am I missing something?
08:20Never you mind.
08:21You just concentrate on Josh and Oxbridge.
08:23Josh isn't Oxbridge material.
08:30I don't know.
08:31I think I'm just missing Janice and Cheryl.
08:33Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
08:35Do something to take your mind off them.
08:38Well, I was thinking they may be, um, fostering.
08:42Excellent idea.
08:43Well, you don't think I make a pig's ear of it?
08:45Daniel, as Tarek's so fond of saying, you need to grow a pair.
08:50Hey, how are the impending nuptials coming along?
08:53They're not, if you must know.
08:56Margaret's called it off for just having a quiet do during the holidays.
09:01Why did you change your mind?
09:02Oh, I think it's better not to try to fathom the depths of the female psyche, don't you?
09:07Because that's so much easier than the male psyche, trying to figure out what it did wrong.
09:10I did nothing wrong.
09:11Apart from, as far as I can see, moan and groan and grumble and chunter about cost, about organisation, about Maggie.
09:18She probably thinks you don't want her.
09:20Nothing could be further from the truth.
09:22Well, Professor Einstein, maybe you need to prove that.
09:25I'll do it today.
09:31Today?
09:32Yeah, you're right.
09:33The sooner I can sweep Margaret off her feet, the sooner we can settle into a state of blissful married stagnation.
09:42Don't tell her.
09:43Best keep it as a surprise.
09:45I have decided to apply for uni.
09:59Then I'll be out your way too.
10:01Good.
10:03Excellent.
10:05I mean, I think that is a really positive step.
10:09Spread your wings.
10:10Get your independence.
10:11Meaning you want me out of your hair, right?
10:12No, meaning I think it'll open up a whole new world of opportunities for you.
10:17I mean, I went to uni and it was the making of me.
10:20Why don't we talk about this later?
10:22OK.
10:22All right.
10:23Good.
10:25Inside, young lady.
10:30What's going on?
10:31I couldn't wait to see you again.
10:33Seriously?
10:33What are you doing here?
10:35Opening young minds to the world of work.
10:38Why didn't you just tell me?
10:40I wanted to surprise you.
10:41How about lunch?
10:43I would love to.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Good.
10:46Leave it with me.
10:48Not here.
10:50Just try stopping me.
10:52Oh, now, now, you two.
10:53Leave it out.
10:54Work to do, Mr Keats.
10:56Exploiting child labour.
10:58Can't wait.
10:58Get in before I sack you.
11:00Well, come on, then.
11:05How's it going?
11:06Yeah, I know it's early days, but I think he's good for me.
11:10Thank you for introducing us.
11:12Hey, no problem.
11:13As long as you don't take his mind off the important stuff, like work.
11:16Right.
11:17Here we go.
11:18Morning.
11:23Morning.
11:25Oh, OK.
11:26So this is what the future looks like, is it?
11:28Where is your get up and go?
11:31Got up and gone.
11:33There is a whole wide world out there waiting to be conquered.
11:37So who's going to do it?
11:39Carpe diem.
11:40Yeah, it's probably easier to seize a day when you're a multi-millionaire, though, isn't it?
11:43It's all true.
11:44How old are you lot?
11:45Seventeen, yeah?
11:47OK, so, by your age, I'd already set up my own business,
11:50which I started in the school playground at 14.
11:53A bit like that one out there.
11:55Selling mobile phone charms.
11:57No university for me.
12:00I saw a gap in the market,
12:02and I worked my way up from phone accessories
12:03to a fully-fledged telecommunications business.
12:06And part of that is the call centre
12:08some of you are going to be working in this afternoon.
12:10So what are we selling, then?
12:11Nothing.
12:11You are going to help people give.
12:16Ray.
12:18Stressless giving is a gift-giving service.
12:22People phone in, and you help them decide what gifts to buy.
12:25Really?
12:26Can't wait.
12:28Good.
12:29Ray is my right-hand man.
12:30Ow!
12:31Don't be fooled by the clowning around.
12:33What Ray doesn't know about selling is not worth knowing.
12:36When do we start?
12:37Oh, like, when do we finish?
12:38Josh, can I have a word?
12:43Ooh, naughty, naughty.
12:46OK, so, this morning we'll workshop some useful techniques,
12:51and this afternoon we go live for some hands-on experience.
12:56Wouldn't mind a bit of hands-on experience with him.
12:59Oh, come on, Mads, he's here to teach.
13:01Plus, he's old enough to be your dad.
13:03So, I like older men.
13:06Trust me, you're way out of your depth in this one.
13:09Maybe.
13:12Maybe not.
13:15Look, I believe in calling a spade a spade.
13:18So, tell me, is your problem the workshop?
13:20The business or me?
13:22It's got a lot on me mind.
13:24Like what?
13:25Josh is having a bit of a wobble about uni, that's what.
13:28Yeah, I can speak for myself, thanks, Dad.
13:30They've got a tongue in my head, you know.
13:32OK.
13:33Let's hear it.
13:36All right, well...
13:38I just want to start my future.
13:39I've got loads to think about, which is cool,
13:42but I'm just not sure that spending the day
13:44in some poxy-call centre is going to help that.
13:46This is all a bit late in the day, Josh.
13:47No, it isn't.
13:49Not for me.
13:51Maybe that's just because I'm a bit slow, you know.
13:54I'm not exactly Oxbridge material, am I?
13:59Yeah.
14:00Got ears as well.
14:02I heard what you said, Dad.
14:05Maybe I'll leave you two to it.
14:09So what, am I not good enough? Is that it?
14:11I can't believe you didn't say that.
14:14You know I've only ever got your best interests at heart.
14:18Yeah.
14:19Right.
14:20I thought you didn't want to go to university anyway,
14:22but suddenly it's Oxbridge.
14:24No, that's not the point, is it?
14:26The point is, stop trying to make decisions for me.
14:30You're breathing down my neck all the time.
14:32I can't stand it.
14:33You all right, Tom?
14:40Yeah, he's just confused.
14:46Well, maybe it isn't all about him.
14:49Meaning what?
14:50It's just got absolutely nothing to do with you not wanting him to leave home.
14:54I don't know what you mean.
14:54The sort of him not being at home, it's like losing a limb.
15:05Lots of fathers get used to it.
15:07I don't think they do.
15:10Fathers are all mothers.
15:11I think they must just fake it.
15:16Did you want me for something?
15:17Actually, if I need to go out later, will you cover for me?
15:25Yeah.
15:32Think he's trouble?
15:33Nah, I don't think so.
15:34He's got spirit, but I like that.
15:36Someone who questions things.
15:39Test him, yeah?
15:40See what he's made of.
15:41Deal.
15:41Yeah.
15:47Do you want me for tomorrow?
15:52Yeah.
15:56I've been waiting for you so.
15:59My fate is to show.
16:02You gotta show me that I wasn't in any pain.
16:07And my plans were full.
16:11No offence, bruv, but I ain't selling something I don't believe in, right?
16:25Good for you.
16:26So whatever bling you try to fob people off with, best be quality, yeah?
16:30It is.
16:31Whatever people want to buy, we point them in the right direction.
16:34So where does the money come from?
16:36Oh, come on.
16:37It's not rocket science, lad.
16:38Basically, they have a database listing stock from hundreds and hundreds of companies.
16:43Enough to direct people to the most competitively priced.
16:46So that even when a commission is added on for them, to cream off the top,
16:49it's still cheaper for the punter than buying on the high street.
16:52I hope you're going to be this confident on the phones, if selected.
16:57Er, what are you all going?
16:59Playground.
17:00It's great.
17:00Not in the real world, Lord Sugar.
17:03What's the matter, Tarek?
17:04You all standing on?
17:05This is slave labour.
17:06Besides, we're about to do some role play.
17:08It's more like it.
17:18Mm-hmm.
17:20It's about Maggie.
17:22Miss Croft, to you?
17:24Just, we think there's a reason she cancelled the wedding.
17:27Oh, well done, Einstein.
17:30We're trying to do you a favour here.
17:32Is that right?
17:34By telling me it's my fault, presumably?
17:36No, by telling you there's someone else.
17:39Some bloke, Trevor.
17:40Look, we've got his number.
17:42She ran the phone to him this morning,
17:44and then she changed her mind about the wedding.
17:46Maybe she's going to dump you at the altar.
17:49Get out.
17:50Come on, sir.
17:51She's been wedding mad all week,
17:52and then all of a sudden she changes the tune.
17:56Get out now.
17:56But it doesn't make sense.
17:58And who's this Trevor when he's at all?
18:00Get out!
18:04Give.
18:05Hello, my name's Bodgin, Grantley Bodgin.
18:30I believe that you've been in contact with my fiancée,
18:38Margaret Croft.
18:42Right, I'll see you then.
18:45I want to buy something for my boyfriend.
18:49What's he like?
18:51Is he into his wheels?
18:53Or what's his poison?
18:54You know what I mean.
18:55Then again, what do you get a man who has everything?
18:58No, no, you can't flirt.
18:59You're telling me you can.
19:02Let me try.
19:04No, we don't want the phones to melt there, do we?
19:07Shut up.
19:11OK, fella.
19:12Your turn.
19:16You know what?
19:17I'll take this one.
19:19Do the practice myself.
19:24Right, OK.
19:25I need to buy a really nice present for my mum
19:30because I love her to bits.
19:32OK, and what kind of gift are you looking for?
19:35I don't know.
19:35She likes anything.
19:38Everything.
19:39What do you think?
19:40What would you buy your mum?
19:42Me?
19:43OK, Josh here just lost us a sale.
19:45What?
19:46No, I haven't.
19:46Yes, you have.
19:47The mum waiting in line while this mug's still making his mind up.
19:50Don't waste time.
19:52OK, who's next?
19:53You two.
19:54Come on down.
19:54I'm trying hard to breathe
20:10In between my ears
20:18Everything's OK, love?
20:22Tickety-boo.
20:23Just tickety-boo.
20:25Let's get on.
20:30About the wedding.
20:32Is there anything that you want to tell me?
20:35I mean, sooner rather than later.
20:41Well, I snore a little bit, but you already know that, don't you?
20:45Nothing else.
20:48No, why?
20:53No matter.
20:56I love you, Margaret Croft.
20:59So, who's ready for action?
21:13Good.
21:13And who'd rather stay here?
21:17Depends.
21:17What's going on with the dough?
21:19Because I ain't no slave, you know.
21:21Yeah, don't worry.
21:21If you make a sale, you get commission.
21:23Right, count me in.
21:24Right, so, those who are staying, get back to class.
21:27And the rest of you, behave and have fun.
21:29I'll see you when you get back.
21:32Right, I feel like a couple of hours in, yeah?
21:34All right, good luck.
21:37Shame you're not going.
21:37I have two university degrees, you know.
21:46Really?
21:47Yeah.
21:48Honorary ones.
21:50If you get rich, make a name for yourself.
21:53They add them out like looflets.
21:56Why don't you go?
21:59Everyone seems to think they know what's best for me.
22:01My dad, teachers, doctors, blah, blah, blah.
22:04Do you know what?
22:07I've always done what I think's right for me.
22:09Trust me, Josh.
22:11Sometimes you just go off front of your gut.
22:16OK.
22:19OK, I'll do it.
22:22Sir.
22:23What?
22:24I don't get this Othello stuff.
22:25I really don't.
22:27I mean, is Iago supposed to be his friend or not?
22:30Triangles, Rhianna.
22:31It's all about triangles.
22:33That's maths, innit?
22:34Love triangles, the green-eyed monster.
22:38You see, Othello trusts his beloved unless there is ocular proof to the contrary.
22:43Oh, you've lost me now.
22:45Right, but, um, just carry on reading.
22:47I won't be back presently.
22:52Where do you think he's off to, then?
22:55There's only one way to find out.
22:57So are you attached, then?
23:00Depends on who's asking.
23:02Tarek.
23:03Oh, well, in that case...
23:05Whoa, please.
23:08Now, I'm not gay.
23:10I'm married.
23:11Could be attached.
23:13Is that better cover it?
23:14I suppose.
23:16Hey, Zachy boy.
23:18Yeah, I'm OK.
23:19So what is mum playing at?
23:25You what?
23:27So what, she packed my stuff off so she can move him in?
23:31But she's only no one with your mum.
23:32How's it going?
23:33Yeah, good.
23:34She's a bit of a handful, though.
23:36Just one of the many demanding teenagers we have to look after, eh?
23:40Right, look here.
23:57I don't know who you are or what this is about, but, er, but do I have a rival for Margaret's affections?
24:02Is it pistols at dawn?
24:04Is that it?
24:05Are you her secret beau?
24:08Not exactly.
24:10I'm her husband.
24:12No.
24:13No, I'm fine.
24:14What do I care, anyway?
24:17I've got to go, mate.
24:19No, I've got to go.
24:19Bye.
24:19Bye.
24:20Bye.
24:20Bye.
24:21Bye.
24:22Bye.
24:23Bye.
24:24Bye.
24:25Bye.
24:26Bye.
24:27Bye.
24:28Bye.
24:29Bye.
24:30Bye.
24:31Bye.
24:32Hey.
24:34What's up?
24:35Are you OK?
24:38No.
24:41Life soaks.
24:43Ah.
24:44Not on chestnut.
24:47You know the trick is to pretend that it doesn't.
24:50That's what I do.
24:52And I reckon you're like me.
24:55So come on.
24:56Where's that smile?
24:57Hmm?
24:58Whatever it is, from what I've seen, you're a tough cocky.
25:00you'll come bouncing back really do you think so i know so thanks
25:12hey whoa hang on hang on let's look i carried away huh what i thought you liked me
25:24you're lost mate
25:30we've been married for 15 years i see do you still love her love her of course not
25:48she's a bit of fun that backfired we haven't seen each other in years then why are you here
25:53because i can give her something that no other man can my signature on the divorce papers
26:02she was never bothered about getting divorced before she is now for some reason
26:11so sign
26:12oh you see um that's gonna cost you oh blackmail no no no pay her back she made a fool out of me
26:27go on then how much do you want leech
26:30three thousand pounds
26:36i haven't got that kind of money so i've been told
26:41shame nice time of year for a wedding
26:48wait if i pay will you sign go for good yeah
27:01give me an hour
27:08come on guys
27:15okay mads stay quiet on the bus
27:17mum's moved her boyfriend gary in now we're going home now
27:20why don't you get on with him just don't let him get to you mads
27:26cool at least anyways anyway aren't you so here we are
27:35what's the big deal just a room with a bunch of headsets
27:38appearance isn't everything i think it's got a good vibe anyway i like the feel of the place
27:43good because this is the land of opportunity
27:57what do you think is going to happen to maggie then if she's already married
28:11and she ends up marrying the budging
28:13prison
28:15so what are we going to do
28:18you're going to have to follow the budging
28:19and what about if he sees me
28:21i think it's all right
28:28remember at the end of the phone someone needs your help
28:32what are we selling all kinds of tap by the look of it
28:35now come on think we're selling generosity heart soul and passion
28:41let's see if we can get some calls now before lunch who's first
28:44hi welcome to stress less giving my name is liberty what can i do for you today
28:53yo what you needing bro
28:57perhaps i could interest you in a couple of our options
29:00okay it's 25th that's a silver anniversary right
29:03okay so why don't we go with the silver theme for the bouquet
29:06and a nice trendy hand tie to keep things modern
29:09excellent
29:09okay okay you've given up on the manhunt now
29:14just playing hard together let me know who that goes
29:19yes um could i get your address please so that's 120
29:25edgeway road oh that sounds like a man
29:28that's over there
29:39yeah for goodness sake might be careful will you
29:43some of us are working our fingers to the bone here
29:46and some of us can't think straight for you crashing about
29:53do you mind if i join you
29:54what's going on with you someone here says you got for that week
30:09stress less giving mind your time excuse me who the hell is saying that
30:14what are you looking at me for no no not you sir someone here posted it online
30:19just be quiet will you it wasn't you was it as if you saw your desk back off yeah
30:24i'm just saying it's like pervy what's he want with a schoolgirl what is that true
30:30do you try it on me yeah all right just a little bit
30:33it's right out of order cut the chat you lot it's work to be done
30:37now i've got to love you and leave you
30:40come on this is the real world manage without your boss for an hour or so
30:44besides i've got a meeting to go to don't let me down it's your big moment josh
30:53he's a freeze maddie you're gonna tell my dad no don't do that
30:58he'll just make a big deal out of it tell miss diamond then she's met for donigone
31:02we'll get what's coming to him
31:08me and con haven't seen much of each other recently so we've been texting about maybe
31:13doing something at the weekend have you now um good for you yeah and i was thinking
31:22do you want to join us me i thought we might see a play or something
31:28why would i want to go and see a play you are an english teacher well i know that
31:33but why would you want to do that
31:40yeah table for keats
31:43thank you thank you hope you don't mind i booked a scene earlier this is great and
31:49i'm used to the school canteen so thank you that's no need i've already ordered your favorite
31:58you remembered and the wine chablis is on its way oh i really shouldn't i'm teaching later so
32:04well maybe one won't hurt is this okay it's great thank you
32:10it's work um i should i should probably get this hi hey sean it's me
32:19okay are you okay sort of
32:28i think i've really messed up can you come meet me um i'm kind of in the middle of something right
32:34now um could we deal with it after school maybe when we're sitting at your stuff don't mind me i'm
32:39not all day who's that where are you um canteen call this a canteen doesn't sound like you're in the
32:52canteen who are you with tom who's tom listen i should really go all right okay cool okay all right
33:00thanks bye
33:30i could really get used to this sometimes i feel like i've just spent my whole life in school
33:53come on you've lived you've been married yeah to a pe teacher he hardly brought my horizons
34:00um why didn't you have kids he had two already you still in touch with her what about you you've
34:14got a way about you you're vaguely presentable please stop with the compliments how come there's no
34:21mrs geeks timing's never been right i guess but you never know getting tired of living on my own
34:31how do you find it me it's fine i love it actually having my own space i guess that's why i haven't
34:39heard you around here really i'd settle for meeting you after working full view of everyone
34:47deal
35:00look um i'm sorry about earlier passing on coming out with you guys it was good of you to ask it's
35:14sign you just caught me by surprise and um oh me and connor well me in particular have had one or two
35:31difficulties recently it's awkward for me look never mind no no it's okay i understand do you understand
35:45what is it
35:52connor told me
35:56about about your drink problem
36:01i'm sorry what drink problem i was talking about being a single mom what on earth are you talking
36:07about is that what he said connor yeah he's talking nonsense complete nonsense i've never heard anything
36:13so ridiculous in my life you probably said i went and scratched his face as well didn't you no he didn't
36:18actually why did you of course not what do you take me for i'm not sure
36:34what do you know
36:44what do you know
36:48no that's fine my pleasure okay bye bye
36:52you're starting to annoy me bro
36:54okay maddie
37:01not really just ignore him he's an idiot he's been having me on morning too
37:07yeah well at least he didn't try to stick his tongue down his throat
37:10okay team how'd you get on see who's on it this afternoon shall we
37:17belief and conviction josh yeah
37:20nice lunch by the smell of it perk of the job what did you have mutton dressed as lamb
37:28it's enough of your lip thank you wasn't earlier by all accounts what did you say
37:34there you are this morning giving it the big i am you make a move on maddie you leave us to it
37:40and you go off boozing and then you've been pressurizing me all day so what are you
37:44it's not a bully who's the josh that's enough okay yeah two writers if this is a professional
37:52workplace you can shove it if we behave like you at school would be excluded you just made a very
37:57serious accusation you want to take it back no why would i because it's a load of rubbish that's why
38:03you're right ask him he saw what happened go on ask him
38:09he's right josh maddie jumped him not the other way around apology accepted kid
38:25you know you're making the biggest mistake of your life don't you it's only money i didn't mean
38:37the money i know what you meant
38:43hey come back here are you all right no where's the envelope what you let go of it for i thought
38:48you'd taken it no look they've got me money quick do something call the police no come on
38:53there must be your pupils they most certainly are not my pupils waterloo road does not house
38:57hoodies thank you very much what can you be so sure because i know every single one of them like
39:01the hairs on the back of my hand that was a local scum followed me back from the bank well i'm going to
39:06ring no more night what say what what to say that those hoodlums have taken every last penny i own
39:12what you're going to tell me you're doing back here with an envelope full of cash what we will just have
39:17to explain that's not going to sound good is it that's going to sound like right now
39:26and what do i care if you get arrested
39:31what about maggie eh hey what if it becomes public knowledge that she got married to you while she was
39:37still married to me eh that's not going to sound too good is it look you were losing that money anyway
39:43so let's just forget the whole thing what i call it quick okay yeah but i'm gonna need that document
39:49oh oh i don't think so no no no no it ends here go
40:01all right
40:13hey hey hey hey one bill right they got you yes josh listen leave it hey welcome back guys so how did it go
40:34had its moments it was a disaster disaster why what happened i just flipped out
40:40only because he was pressurizing me all day i think i might have overdone it which is a shame because
40:47you were by far the best at it relaxed natural generous so i was right then about what i asked
40:54ray to give you a tough time because i thought you showed promise what once he was playing me do you
41:00always jump to the wrong conclusions i think you've got a future i wanted ray to test your mettle
41:05okay then i'm sorry lorraine saw something in you you could go far you just get rid of the chip on your
41:13shoulder where'd you get that from anyway right come on you lot library now final chance to go over
41:20your applications now please josh
41:33who's there it's me
42:00that prodigal returns twice in as many weeks i must be out
42:21i didn't think you'd darken my door again so what do i owe the pleasure
42:46i miss your mom too
43:16what i shouldn't miss my wife you made her life hell you're only remembering the bad times
43:28i should go take it
43:35none of it was her fault you know that don't you
43:39she wanted to take you away with her but i wouldn't let her
43:42she loved you we're both dead
43:57hello my love
44:06brantley but well it's all right i know everything i met your husband
44:13I wanted to tell you
44:18I just couldn't
44:20It was such a long time ago
44:23And I tried to pretend like it never happened
44:25But then we started planning the wedding
44:27And
44:28I got back into it from him and asked him for a divorce
44:31But he wouldn't
44:34I know
44:35I paid him
44:36We don't have enough money to
44:38Fleur left me son
44:40She'd have approved
44:42Are you done for the day?
44:48Yeah
44:48Well, let's get married
44:51Well we can it
44:54Not officially anyway
44:55Oh who cares about the paperwork
44:58We can do the nuptials
45:00And sort out the legal stuff later
45:02I'll talk to your doctor
45:06Organise a nurse to look after you
45:09And will I see you?
45:12I did wrong son
45:13I don't want to hear it
45:14I'm saying sorry
45:16I'm saying it doesn't change a thing
45:18You've got enough sin
45:19Take it
45:27Thank you very much
45:31And last but not least
45:33How did you get on in the big bad world?
45:38It makes feelings about it really
45:40See, that's because you're not ready
45:42Turns out maybe I was
45:43I just didn't realise it
45:44Yeah, well never mind
45:46Have you got your application and personal statement done?
45:50I have
45:50But I'm not going dad
45:53All right
45:57Look, I've been thinking about it as well
46:01Forget Glasgow
46:02What about Harriet War?
46:05Look, Edinburgh's not that far
46:06No, no, no
46:07I'm not going at all
46:08It's time for me to strike out on my own
46:10Come on Josh
46:11Don't do this
46:11I've made my mind up
46:12You're not well enough
46:15Says who?
46:16The psychiatrist says I am
46:19Lorraine says I am
46:20The only person saying otherwise is you
46:22Because I'm your dad
46:22Because I know you
46:23Because I know how you work
46:25But maybe that's just the problem
46:26You're on my case
46:28Over my shoulder all the time
46:29Worrying
46:30I went out today
46:32And I screwed up
46:33Totally
46:34But that is how I'm going to learn
46:37What if you have a relapse?
46:41You can't always be there to catch me
46:42Why not?
46:44I'm 18 years old, dad
46:46He's going to have to let me go
47:14I'm a little bit busy right now, Maddy
47:34Yeah, I've been busy all day, haven't you?
47:36I am allowed to have a life outside of this school
47:38Thank you
47:38So I'm supposed to get all this stuff around the bus?
47:40I'll give you some money
47:43And I'll help you load it into a taxi, okay?
47:45Alright
47:46You should probably have this
48:13Thank you
48:26Thank you
48:26Thank you
48:27Ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses high for Grantley and Maggie.
48:53Grantley and Maggie!
48:57Hi.
49:18Here comes trouble.
49:20I just wanted to say sorry for what happened earlier.
49:23What I did was, um, stupid.
49:27Well, we agree on something, then.
49:28Mm-hm.
49:29Can we at least be a friend?
49:32Yeah, whatever.
49:33I'm leaving in a minute, anyway.
49:35Couldn't you help me with my boxes before you go?
49:38Really?
49:39No funny business, honest.
49:42I'm waiting for someone.
49:43Sorry.
49:44Okay.
49:45I'll do it by myself.
49:49Okay.
49:50Hang on.
49:51Hang on.
49:52Hang on.
49:53Hang on.
49:54Hang on.
49:55Hang on.
49:56Hang on.
49:57Hang on.
49:58Hang on.
49:59Hang on.
50:00Hang on.
50:01Hang on.
50:03Hang on.
50:04Hang on.
50:05Hang on.
50:06Hang on.
50:07Hang on.
50:08Hang on.
50:09Hang on.
50:10Hang on.
50:11Hang on.
50:12Hang on.
50:13Hang on.
50:14Hang on.
50:15and fear thee weel a while
50:17and I will come again, my love
50:20though it were
50:23ten thousand mile
50:25How do you want to do this, one at a time?
50:33Mm-hmm
50:34Be careful, will you?
50:40Sorry
50:41Look what you've done
50:46Why is all this stuff anyway?
50:51Everything I own
50:52My life packed up
50:55My mum wanted rid of her
50:57and me
50:59Sure, that's not true
51:02Oh, it is
51:02She's disowned me
51:05practically
51:06Sorry
51:10That's why I acted up earlier
51:13Just feeling like crap, I guess
51:17I get that
51:20I don't know
51:32I just feel like everyone hates me
51:41They don't
51:45I don't
51:50I don't
51:51What the hell is going on?
52:02You're the teacher
52:05You work it out
52:07She asked me to help her with her stuff
52:09I didn't know she was going to kiss me
52:10She kissed me
52:12Well, it didn't look like you were putting up much of a fight
52:14Ray, this is my step-mum
52:16You said you lived alone
52:20Yeah, why would you say that?
52:24Are you ashamed of me or something?
52:26You knew I was coming
52:27Did you know about me and him?
52:33Get out of my sight
52:34What about myself?
52:36I don't care, get out
52:37She came on to me
52:45And you were powerless to resist
52:46She's a schoolgirl
52:48And you were a grown man
52:49And you're supposed to know better
52:50You didn't even think about me
52:53It was a mistake
52:54A mistake
52:54I'm not some teenager
52:57That you can sweet talk
52:58Sean, look
53:00This is over
53:01Listen, Josh
53:29I've got a proposition for you
53:30I've got a call centre in Manchester
53:32No more gift-giving, please
53:34No, this one sells computer apps
53:35Should be right up your street
53:37You can start next week, if you like
53:39Are you serious?
53:41I never joke about business
53:42Today just gets better and better
53:44You alright, Josh?
53:49You having a good time, I am
53:50Yeah
53:51I'm fine, what's up, Maddy?
53:53Everyone's there for you, aren't they, Josh?
53:55Your dad, the teachers
53:57What about me?
53:59Maddy
53:59What do you care?
54:01No-one bothers about me
54:03Do they?
54:04No-one gives a damn about me
54:06Do they?
54:07I hate you
54:08I hate you all
54:09Call me as quick as you can
54:14It's Maddy
54:15Well, you can have another go at me
54:20I've got every right
54:21I've just spoken to your mother
54:23She told me that something went on between you and her boyfriend
54:26Do you care to explain?
54:28Maddy, I should have known about that before I let you live with me
54:31So you could have said no?
54:32Yeah, I would have
54:32If I knew you had issues
54:34Who are you trying to get back at?
54:35Me or your mum?
54:37Have you any idea how dysfunctional it is
54:39To try and use sex to get your own back on someone?
54:41It wasn't like that
54:42Rae shouldn't have taken advantage of you
54:43But you shouldn't have put yourself out there
54:45Why does everyone always blame it on me?
54:46No, I'm not blaming you
54:48I'm just saying
54:49You're exactly like my mum
54:50So she goes ballistic
54:51Kicks me out
54:53Moves him in
54:53How do you think that makes me feel?
54:55I'm not your mother, Maddy
54:56And I don't want to be
54:58We don't want to move up
55:02You've got a bloody funny way of showing it
55:04Why didn't you tell Rae about me?
55:11Because I didn't want to scare him off
55:14Thanks
55:17Is that what this is about?
55:19I just don't want to lose everyone
55:29Maddy
55:32I can't promise you anything
55:44I can't
55:45No, we can take it one step at a time if you want to
55:51So you didn't abscond to the Costa del crime then?
56:04I haven't thought about it
56:06Well, I'll count it, you know
56:07No
56:07I will
56:09What are you going to do with it?
56:11Put it back in your account
56:13It was Fleur's money, that, wasn't it?
56:15And she wouldn't want it rotting in an account
56:17So if you don't mind
56:18I will book us a honeymoon with it
56:20A honeymoon?
56:22Mm-hmm
56:22Always fancied Venice, myself
56:24And I've taken the liberty of discussing it with Michael
56:28And he says we can abandon shit during the school holidays
56:31Oh!
56:36Loathe as I am to countenance physical aggression and violence
56:40Nice one
56:42Maddy, okay?
56:48Time will tell, I guess
56:50Can you not set me up with any more sleazeballs, please?
56:54He let Maddy make a move on him
56:56Really?
56:58I'll have a word
56:59Get rid
57:00I did
57:01Stand in there, yeah?
57:06So
57:07Yeah, enjoy it
57:08Come on, you
57:09So
57:11Manchester, then
57:18You're the other dogs, Dad
57:20Have that in writing, can't I?
57:26Thanks for sticking, Wendy
57:27For all the crap
57:28Anytime, so
57:30I'll make you proud, Dad
57:34You're the F
57:37This competition's about unlocking the potential in every pupil
57:47What's this, what's this?
57:50What's this, what's this?
57:54Miss, we all got eyes
57:55Keep that
57:57Out of my business
57:59One gets the results from the doctors today
58:01Alcoholics aren't known for doing what the doctor says
58:03I want to lodge a complaint
58:05Well, that won't be necessary, Christine
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