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00:00Conor! Conor, you need to get out! Oh, come on! Conor, move! Move!
00:08It was my fault. I was angry. I needed a cigarette.
00:14If Conor hadn't pulled her out, I...
00:17It's time. Just take the cup off.
00:21I'll open the bottle for him.
00:22And sat there while he overtoast.
00:24Michael just killed his father.
00:26Man's not a murderer.
00:27My name is Christine.
00:29I'm not a murderer.
00:59No!
01:01I'm not a murderer.
01:01I'm not a murderer.
01:02Mum! Where did you put my football kit?
01:09Mum, where did you put my football kit?
01:39You've got to understand, Jack.
02:02What?
02:04Understand what?
02:06This?
02:07Oi!
02:22Jack, long time now, see?
02:26How's things at Waterloo Road?
02:27What have you done?
02:28You're a clever boy, Jack.
02:29You're working out?
02:30That's my mother, you piece of filth!
02:32My mother!
02:33That doesn't mean she doesn't get lonely.
02:35She has needs.
02:36She couldn't keep her hands off me.
02:37What would she see in you?
02:38Why don't you ask her that?
02:39Careful, Jack.
02:42You think I'm scared of you?
02:44I'll wipe that smug smile right off your face.
02:46Alright.
02:47You better pray I don't set eyes on you again, Barry.
02:50I can't see how that's gonna happen.
02:51Can you?
02:52Hello?
02:53Hello?
02:54Hello?
02:55You see?
02:56Do you think it would come to that?
03:10And I'm obliged to stand against him.
03:11So, if this comes to trial, the evidence I give could result in his prosecution.
03:16I'm sorry...
03:17You see?
03:18You see...
03:19Do you think it would come to that?
03:21I'm obliged to stand against him.
03:24So, if this comes to trial, the evidence I give could result in his prosecution.
03:57Was that your dad's?
03:59Hmm.
04:05You were there when he needed you.
04:17Is everyone in the staff?
04:19No, not quite.
04:21Give yourself a moment.
04:29Are you not seriously considering it?
04:35Well, I won't have a choice. If Michael goes to trial, I'll be called as a witness.
04:38But you will back him, alright?
04:40It's not that simple.
04:44No, Grantley! How was the honeymoon?
04:46Puh, expensive.
04:48And has our esteemed leader returned?
04:51Or is he languishing in prison as we speak?
04:54Aye.
04:55Aye.
04:57Supportive, remember?
04:58Whatever your personal feelings.
05:02Welcome back, everyone.
05:03It's nice to see you all.
05:05Now, as some of you know, this term presents us with new challenges.
05:08And possibly a jail sentence.
05:10The opening of our new pupil referral unit.
05:12We've set the bar pretty high in terms of academic achievement here at Waterloo Road,
05:16but we also have a commitment to those students who are underachieving,
05:20and therefore vulnerable.
05:22And now, thanks to Lorraine, we can facilitate just that.
05:27Phoenix Taylor, for example, is one of those kids who might otherwise have faced
05:31leaving school with no qualifications.
05:36Similarly, Rhiannon Salt and Jodie Allen.
05:41The PRU offers them individual learning paths tailored to their needs.
05:47Now, obviously, the unit needs strong leadership.
05:52And I know...
05:54I've got the right person for the job.
06:02I'm thinking of Jack McAllister for captain this term.
06:06That's very good.
06:07Tom, make sure the kids from the referral unit hear about this.
06:10Representing the school is a great way of helping them start to feel proud of themselves,
06:14and the school.
06:15Of course.
06:16Great.
06:17Michael!
06:19Good to see you.
06:21Yeah, you too.
06:23Everybody, this is Nicky Boston.
06:25I think some of you know her from before.
06:28She'll be heading up our new pupil referral unit.
06:31The PRU.
06:33I certainly see a few familiar faces,
06:35but I look forward to working with you all.
06:37Do you want a tea?
06:38Yeah, please.
06:39I can't believe you're excited at the prospect of sharing a home with an acne-ridden hormone.
06:45Are you getting to fuzz to Kevin?
06:46Yeah.
06:47Oh, I can't wait to see his face.
06:48I haven't had a chance to speak to him yet.
06:49Do you think we're meant to ignore the elephant in the room?
06:59I mean, how does it make us look?
07:01Well, he does seem to assume we're condoning what he did.
07:04No-one's condoning it.
07:09One more thing, everybody.
07:10If I could have your attention.
07:15It does seem like I need to address the fact that I'm facing legal proceedings
07:18regarding the death of my father.
07:21Lorraine's agreed that, for the time being, as this is still a personal matter,
07:24it shouldn't affect the smooth running of the school or the opening of the PRU.
07:28The debating society meets tonight, after school.
07:32Would you consider taking part in a discussion on euthanasia?
07:34PHONE RINGS
07:36PHONE RINGS
07:37PHONE RINGS
07:40PHONE RINGS
07:41PHONE RINGS
07:54Hello?
07:55Sorry I missed the briefing.
07:59No, that's fine. I'm sure you'll get up to speed.
08:02How are you?
08:05I just want to apologise for my behaviour last term.
08:08It was...abominable.
08:11Well.
08:14Thanks for giving me another chance.
08:17You're an excellent teacher, Christine.
08:19I wouldn't want to lose you.
08:22You know, I was a bit nervous about today.
08:24I thought I'd be the hot topic of conversation.
08:26No, that's me.
08:29Are you teaching Imogen Stewart today?
08:36Don't shy away from talking about it.
08:40Just apologise.
08:43Take control.
08:44Oh my god, look at her name.
08:57Look at her name.
08:57Oh my god, look at her name.
09:01Look at her name.
09:02Oh my god, that's disgusting.
09:09Oi! What are you looking at?
09:16Are you okay?
09:19Oh, come on Imogen, no matter what happened, you're so better looking than those saddles.
09:25How's Connor?
09:27I don't know. I haven't seen him. Not since.
09:31You're joking, Ray. He hasn't even texted me.
09:36When we spoke about the PRU last term, I thought it was going to be a small unit for the kids who would otherwise have left Waterloo Road.
09:42So did I.
09:43I didn't realise it was just going to be thrown open to kids abandoned by other schools as well.
09:47I think it's a positive move. It sends out the right message for the school. Come on, we can make a difference.
09:52How bad can it be?
09:54About as bad as it gets.
10:01The Barrys. Father in prison for armed robbery. Kids following in his footsteps.
10:12One of them assaulted a teacher at Havelock. Two of them were expelled. Positive enough for you, Mr Clarks?
10:30Thanks.
10:31Sharn.
10:32Yeah?
10:33What are you going to tell Michael?
10:35Billy was my friend. I can't lie in court.
10:37Jack! Just the person I wanted to see. Having trials for the team today. You're going to be there. I've arranged for a warm up match after school. I was thinking about you for team captain. Like you were at Havelock.
11:00Hello. There's to Jack McAllister.
11:06Er, captain. Yeah. Sounds great there. Thanks, sir.
11:10Well, you'd love to set a good example. Training, keeping up with your school work and so on. You up for that?
11:14Yeah. Absolutely.
11:15Great. Well, I'll see you at lunchtime. You can help pick the team. Put these up at break, will you?
11:20Look at the state. You cannot take a leaf out of your sister's book.
11:34Her scarecats any shorter, you'll see a T. But shouldn't be looking sick out.
11:38Yeah, alright. You remember the deal, yeah. Well, your dad's banked up. We've got to stick together.
11:42Keeping it sticking over. And what does that mean?
11:44Keeping our heads down and out of trouble.
11:46You better remember this. And you, lies in my life. We're all doing the fault now.
11:53Your dad's lawyers aren't cheap, so you've got to use this, yeah? Think smart.
11:57So are you studying us for an exam, or are you just dazzled?
12:01Can I have a quick word with Michael?
12:04I'll try and get back at lunchtime, but I've got meetings all afternoon.
12:07OK. Miss Barry.
12:08Michael, we really need to talk. You know, you really should schedule meetings through me.
12:13Mr. Burns on a very tight schedule.
12:15Sonia, can you get Imogen Stewart up here for me, please?
12:18Can we do it later? Arrange it for Sonia.
12:33One of our rules is that our girls wear appropriate school clothing.
12:37Nothing too short or tight.
12:40So that's not OK?
12:42No.
12:43You can't tell me what to hear, Mum?
12:44Er, rules are rules.
12:46And if Mr. Bairn wants you to come in wearing a wetsuit and clown feet, you do it.
12:49Are you going to take that from some bloke who topped us, Dad?
12:51I beg your pardon?
12:52Casey, shut it.
12:53Sorry about that.
12:55So you helped your old man along.
12:58I mean, we've all been to a lot of bits, haven't we, Ian?
13:01But when it's your time, it's your time, right?
13:04Er, can I have that in writing?
13:07Just in case we think it's your time soon.
13:09OK, there's a lot riding on your introduction to the PRU, so if you're not prepared to take this seriously...
13:14Oh, we are.
13:15I just want you to know that this is a fresh start for all of us.
13:20Isn't it?
13:21Well, that's good to hear, because I know that Casey and Barry were both excluded from Havelock for violent and disruptive behaviour.
13:27Same with their previous school in Liverpool, so Waterloo Road PRU really is their last chance.
13:33Can I have you look this over and sign it, please?
13:37Yeah.
13:38What is it?
13:39It's the code of conduct.
13:40We talked about it when we met last.
13:42Don't sign.
13:43Not until you've had it looked over.
13:44This is for your mother to decide, not you.
13:46Well, maybe I could have a couple of days to think about it, eh?
13:48You have until the end of the school day.
13:50With respect, do you want your children to come here?
13:53Of course.
13:54You might want to think about taking more responsibility.
13:57Thank you, Mrs Spock.
13:58Mr Bear.
13:59INE BAILE
14:07InI pigeon, can you come?
14:09Take a seat.
14:17EMERGY
14:20So...
14:22we have a new pupil joining us.
14:24Her name is Dennis Lee Barry.
14:26and I'd like you to take her under your wing.
14:29I think it's important she has somebody she feels is supporting her
14:33through her first few days.
14:34Do you think you can manage that?
14:37I also wanted to tell you personally about the inquiry into the accident.
14:42It was ruled that the fault lay with the workman
14:44who left out the painstripper.
14:46Not Mrs Mulgrew, then?
14:47Mrs Mulgrew is more than aware of her part in it.
14:50She's on an official warning
14:51and I can tell you that she's absolutely horrified by what happened.
14:56But you have been very brave
15:00and stoical about this.
15:04Everyone's so pleased that you're back at school so soon.
15:09You are a very remarkable young woman, Imogen.
15:19OK, take a seat.
15:21I'll be with you in a minute.
15:24OK, folks.
15:25This is Barry and Casey Barry.
15:28So, if he's Casey Barry,
15:31you're Barry Barry.
15:32Yeah.
15:33Think it's funny, do you?
15:35Barry Barry?
15:36Has your mum got a stutter or something?
15:38Or just no imagination?
15:40I'm so good, they named me twice.
15:42Stop the chatter!
15:43I'm not a fit bird in sight.
15:45Yeah, cos you and your brother are well fit.
15:47That's my sister you're being funny about.
15:50Have you got something to say about that, chubster?
15:53I mean it!
15:54Settle down!
15:55You?
15:57Good.
15:59Now, wind your neck in.
16:00OK, everyone, quiet.
16:04Why are we in here, Miss?
16:06The PRU.
16:08Because you're not performing well enough in the mainstream.
16:11Now, it might be that you've got particular problems that we can deal with better here.
16:14Or it might be because you're disruptive and rude.
16:17Spit it out.
16:18OK, now I've convinced Ms. Donegan and Mr. Byrne that I'm going to make this unit work.
16:27And I don't make false promises.
16:29So here is how your day is going to be.
16:32We start in the morning with circuit training.
16:35Oh, trust me, you'll benefit from a physical workout.
16:40One-to-one sessions are going to be used to plot your individual learning plans.
16:44Now, any problems, we'll address on the way.
16:46There's no danger anyone's going to be left behind on my watch.
16:50You're moving Liam to different foster parents.
16:51In the afternoons, we've got life skills.
16:54Which is going to cover everything from budgeting your accounts to doing your washing.
16:58How am I going to see him if he's at the other end of the country?
17:00When I'm talking, no-one else does.
17:04Oi!
17:04That's private, that!
17:06Don't read it in class.
17:08I'll give you it back at the end of the day.
17:09I never asked to be here.
17:11I was fine as I was.
17:13And I'm not filling out some rubbish about aims and goals and all that.
17:16Hand it over.
17:20I need to answer it.
17:21It's important.
17:22Either hand it over, or you'll be doing circuits instead of your break.
17:26Yeah, right.
17:28You think I'm not serious?
17:34Very wise.
17:35That's the science lab.
17:40And this is us back to the English corridor.
17:42It'll take a while to get oriented.
17:44No, I'll be fine.
17:46That's the matter still, well.
17:47Back there's the PRU.
17:48Back there's the main corridor which passed through the CDT.
17:51To the canteen.
17:52To the computer room.
17:53To the Chris Hall.
17:54Photographic memory.
17:55I mean, not being newsy or nothing, but you're going to tell me what happened to your face.
18:01I mean, it's a pretty recent night, so I'm thinking it's a jealous ex-boyfriend or something.
18:07You should ask Mrs Mulgrew.
18:09She knows all about it.
18:11What other kinds of love is the poet exploring?
18:13Come on, Imogen.
18:27And you must be Dynasty Barry.
18:30And you must be Christine Morgrem.
18:32Very funny.
18:34Why don't you take a seat?
18:36Where's Connor?
18:38He's not well, decided to stay at home.
18:42Right.
18:43Well, we were just talking about the poetry of Liz Lockhead, Gum.
18:48And Caroline Duffy.
18:50What are you, stay, didn't I?
18:52Um, dynasty, if you want to say something, put your hand up.
18:58What happened to Imogen's face?
19:05I hardly think she...
19:07She said you knew all about it.
19:08Okay, well, most of you know that Imogen was involved in a fire last term.
19:22A fire that I must take responsibility for.
19:32It was a difficult time for me.
19:35But I want to apologise for the pain I've caused as a result of my thoughtlessness.
19:41So I'm sorry, Imogen.
19:46I'm sorry, Imogen.
19:48Jo-
19:50It's official.
19:54It's official.
19:59You can move in.
20:02It's what you want, isn't it?
20:03Er...
20:05Yeah, it is.
20:07It really is.
20:11That'd be great mate to you and me, aren't we?
20:13Yeah, of course.
20:15Hello.
20:16All right, Lula?
20:18Yeah? You?
20:19Oh, great. Yeah, brilliant.
20:23Right. Great. Glad to hear it.
20:28It's a little bit too much?
20:29Yeah, a little bit.
20:30Oh, I get it. In school, me teacher, you pupil.
20:33Ah, chill.
20:36Sweet.
20:39So, team captain.
20:41I'll need you to come and watch you play sometime.
20:43Ey, it's a girl.
20:45Still sexy.
20:47What you doing here?
20:48Missed me old mate Jack so much I decided to follow him here.
20:51They've stuck me in the PRU.
20:53Stop pretending we're mates.
20:55I had enough of you to have luck.
20:57Just cos me and your mum are hot to trot shouldn't mean you get jealous.
20:59You're still me number one guy.
21:01You really think my mum's interested in you?
21:03Just a bit of rough.
21:05And you know something else?
21:06You're just one in a line.
21:10Ey, man!
21:12Just look at you.
21:13Your dad's doing time and you're going the same way.
21:15And I don't want you anywhere near me or my family, you got it?
21:18You don't mean that.
21:19Come on.
21:20You and me.
21:21We were a team.
21:22No we weren't.
21:23What you doing this side of the school anyway?
21:25The lot of you.
21:26Shouldn't you be in the special unit for delinquents?
21:29Guess they need to keep the special ones behind locked doors, ey?
21:32You what?
21:33Best place for you, scum.
21:35My office.
21:36Now.
21:37Sit down.
21:47What was all that about?
21:50The PRU unit wasn't set up for you to use as a punch bag to exercise your feelings of superiority.
21:58Well?
21:59Do I get an explanation?
22:00I have just heard you using abusive and bullying language towards another pupil.
22:04He's the bully?
22:05Not from where I'm standing.
22:07You know, I had high hopes for you, Jack.
22:09But after that debacle out there, I'm not sure you're fit to be the captain of a team.
22:13You don't understand.
22:14Well then, why don't you justify what you've just done out there?
22:17And you better have a good reason for it, because otherwise you're in serious trouble.
22:25Jack?
22:26I caught them.
22:31This morning.
22:35My mum and Barry.
22:39I had to, er...
22:42I had to go home and get my football kit and found them.
22:47They'd been at it.
22:53in my mum's bed and then I come into school and there he is pretending to be
23:01mates and everything I mean what's he doing here anyway he's a criminal
23:13so I'm sorry sir if I'm not your top student today but he's messing with my
23:19head
23:27drop your shirts in please lads you know the rules class starts in two minutes
23:32and later this afternoon we're going to be talking about personal goals
23:38I've got eyes in the back of my head Rhiannon shame you don't have them on the side
23:41Johnny what are you playing at get off my car
23:51what's that miss oh can't hear you sorry you heard me get off my car now
23:57I want my letter and phone back you don't negotiate with me then I'm not getting off your teeth
24:03touch me I'll get you done for assault you have so picked the wrong person to try that on with
24:07get down get down right that's break time over for you miss Allen and the rest of you get in
24:13I'm allowed you're allowed to do what I tell you to do I am the boss of you and you better get used to that
24:19now get inside now
24:21eat
24:27get back to your class
24:29everything okay
24:31yes fine Ash just testing me
24:33I want to call an assembly for all of the six formers and obviously all of your pupils as well
24:37I think we need to iron out the prejudices and all this negative opinion about the PRU
24:41make sure the kids know exactly what we're aiming for okay
24:45sure
24:46okay listen
24:48at the assembly next period
24:50I expect you all to make a good impression
24:53don't pander to people's preconceptions about you
24:56prove people like Jack McAllister wrong
24:58you're just being tracked at home stuck in point on that
25:01um
25:02you're on very thin ice lady
25:04it's in your interest to get back in my good books after that nonsense at break
25:08where have you been Barry
25:10with mr. Clarkson miss
25:12he wants to hear my side of the story
25:13you know when Jack McAllister had a go at us
25:15then I got a bit lost coming back
25:17couldn't get in the security door
25:18I'm gonna need that combi
25:20because that's gonna happen isn't it
25:24what do you think of the head topping his old man
25:26Mr. Byrne did not top his old man
25:29really?
25:30yeah
25:31just like my old man didn't touch that security guard
25:33in fact I wouldn't mind going to this
25:39you want to go to a debate on euthanasia
25:43yeah
25:44why not?
25:45yeah me and all
25:46you wouldn't be trying to get out of your life skills class would you?
25:50alright
25:51if you can show you've got an interest in it
25:53you can do some research
25:54those of you who come to me with three sentences or more
25:58on how you feel about euthanasia
26:00and the statistics to back it up can go
26:02it's either that or how to calculate your weekly food shop with Mr. Chalk
26:19alright? make your way to the lecture theatre quietly
26:23are you all in?
26:28can you come please?
26:29Mr. Barry
26:31I'm hoping your relationship with Jack's mum can be kept quiet
26:35I know that you have to appreciate your discretion
26:37Mum
26:38I wouldn't say a word about it
26:39hand on heart
26:40good
26:41well
26:42I know he'll be grateful
26:44hey miss
26:45let me
26:46I'm good with me hands
26:47I've spoken to Barry he isn't going to say anything ok?
27:01ok everyone quieten down please
27:06right
27:08I was appalled
27:09to hear about an incident earlier on today
27:11between one of our seniors and a group from the referral unit
27:14I will not tolerate this kind of behaviour
27:18and I expect PRU pupils to conduct themselves responsibly
27:23the referral unit is to enable students who have had difficulties in the past
27:26to fulfil their potential
27:28and I believe that some of our greatest successes can come from the PRU
27:34now
27:35so that you can begin to have a greater understanding of what the PRU stands for
27:39I believe Miss Boston has prepared a short film for us
27:41about the achievements of other units elsewhere
27:53you need to have spoiled too
27:58I'm going to tell you for that
28:00come here
28:01come on
28:02come on
28:03come on
28:04come on
28:05come here
28:06come on
28:07come on
28:08come on
28:09come on
28:10come on
28:11come on
28:12come on
28:13come on
28:14come on
28:15come on
28:16hey hey hey
28:17I need you to be calm
28:18Jack
28:19listen to me
28:20look
28:21you can't change the fact
28:22that your mum and Barry have had an affair
28:23just like you can't change what's just happened in there
28:25but you do have the power to choose what you do now
28:27look you do something stupid
28:29you lose your head
28:30who's won?
28:31we'll be dealing with Barry Barry
28:33not you
28:34look you do anything in retribution and Mr Burns not going to back down from what he's just said in there
28:38you'll be facing expulsion before your exams watching your promising career get flushed down the toilet
28:43so you take your time
28:45get your head together over lunch
28:47and I'll see you at the trials
28:48I can
28:49yes you can
28:50look man up Jack
28:51you're my captain
28:53I'm giving you a test
28:54are you going to break under the pressure?
28:56now be at the trials
28:59I need you
29:03right
29:04that was all about winding up Jack McAllister
29:06you're certainly making sure we know he's arrived
29:07look
29:08I think we all knew what we were doing when we accepted the Barrys into the school
29:11he's indicative Michael
29:12we need to come down hard straight away
29:14well I'll talk to him
29:16the PRU cannot be seen to fail on the day of its launch
29:20Barry's clearly the type of kid that the PRU was designed to cope with in the first place
29:24well I'll handle Jack
29:26I'm getting in touch with Carol Barry
29:27I want to get her up here
29:28and insist that she backs up any disciplinary procedure that we put in place
29:31but for now
29:32I think we should just keep an unblinking eye on Barry
29:34all of us
29:35okay?
29:39Carol Barry on the phone
29:40tell her I want that code of conduct signed in on my desk
29:42before the end of the play today
29:43or she can remove her offspring
29:48your leg off that chair
29:51take your leg off the chair
29:53and sit up straight
30:04I think you're smart
30:06hmm?
30:08you think this is the first time I've had to deal with someone like you?
30:13right, well I'm going to tell you how this is going to go
30:15you need evidence sir
30:16it was you on the tape
30:17and I'm quite within my rights to exclude you right now
30:20I will not have you be the cause of the Waterloo Road Pupil Referral Unit failing
30:24and I won't allow you to intimidate staff or bully and antagonise your fellow pupils
30:29do I make myself clear?
30:32you make a mockery of me or anyone else in this school again
30:35and you are out
30:37understood?
30:39is that understood?
30:41yes sir
30:45you can apologise to Jack and stay away from his mother
30:50didn't like it anyway
30:56alright Kev?
30:58erm yeah
31:00I just wanted to know how soon is soon?
31:03well that's between me and you and the social worker but er
31:07I don't know
31:08maybe next week
31:11come
31:20that was something man
31:22I mean what people wouldn't give to see the full show
31:24ten of the chores
31:25serious?
31:26no
31:29course I'm serious
31:30teach the snot to get not to mess sake
31:33I'll download it onto anybody's flash drive
31:35pass it around
31:56come on
31:57come on
31:58come on
31:59come on
32:00come on
32:01come on
32:02come on
32:03come on
32:04come on
32:05come on
32:06come on
32:07come on
32:08come on
32:09come on
32:10come on
32:11come on
32:12come on
32:13it's me
32:14Imogen
32:16why would you do this?
32:18to encourage debate
32:19it's a private matter
32:20no need to give it a public platform
32:22we need to open people's minds on this
32:23open yourself to ridicule you mean?
32:25thank you
32:26for that assessment of my debating skills
32:28I am being serious here okay
32:29we don't want these floating around
32:31parents are already withdrawing their kids
32:32okay then it's clearly an issue that I have to deal with
32:34I am trying to manage this
32:36situation
32:37keep a lid on things for you
32:38for the school
32:40I think it's a really brave thing to do
32:42or stupid and irresponsible
32:44Lorraine
32:45come on
32:46I think you're overreacting
32:47I'm protecting you
32:48put a stop to this debate
32:50no discussion
32:55thanks for that
32:56want to join me?
32:58yeah
32:59thanks
33:00I've got lessons
33:04well
33:05erm
33:06I made a public apology to Imogen
33:10I am never said but I'm sorry about your dad
33:17have they set a date for the trial?
33:22next week
33:23well I hope you've got a good lawyer
33:25I
33:26I
33:27er
33:28not that I'm here
33:29no so do I
33:30I've
33:31got a
33:32good
33:33lawyer
33:34I mean
33:37I believe that what I did was justified
33:40but
33:41I suppose what I really want is er
33:44sorry you don't need to hear it
33:50no I do
33:51come on tell me
33:52well
33:53I
33:54I want
33:55people to recognise that
33:56all I really did was carry out my father's wishes
34:05I don't mean to be presumptuous
34:07erm
34:10I've got a bit more time on my hands these days
34:14if there's anything I can do to help if I can I'd really like to
34:17well thank you
34:18that's er
34:21that's er
34:22very kind
34:31come on and keep your eye on the ball
34:34how's your lot?
34:36no standouts
34:37thanks for holding it together Jack
34:39are you feeling better?
34:41yeah
34:42get in Casey!
34:44how's it going?
34:45yeah good
34:46just about to split the team with Jack
34:48weren't you keeping him as captain
34:50after everything that happened?
34:52come on
34:53he caught his mother in bed with Barry Barry
34:54I think we'd be overreacting to take it off him
34:56yes!
34:57well done!
34:58come on
34:59she's some player
35:01one of yours
35:02basic
35:04right everyone
35:05watch Jack
35:06penalties
35:08father watches mum
35:09hey
35:10one more word out of you and you're out
35:11do you understand me?
35:16right the rest of you have a go at that
35:17where we finalise the team
35:18where we finalise the team
35:24I think er
35:26John and Sarmed Dethel
35:29and Casey
35:31you do realise she's a girl
35:33and Barry Barry's sister
35:34yeah
35:35you can't allow a fifteen year old girl into the game for the league cup it's against the rules
35:40so you've been in her cause she's a girl?
35:43or because me face doesn't fit
35:44oh right Heath that's enough
35:47right go and get changed
35:48I'll post the team on the notice board later
35:53Casey
35:57look I'm really sorry
35:59we would have you on the team
36:00but once you get past fourteen there are rules about mixed sex teams
36:04I'm really sorry
36:08Tom
36:11you really think she's got genuine talent?
36:13out of the park
36:14well then maybe you shouldn't exclude her
36:16at least for friendlies
36:18she needs encouragement
36:33hey
36:45look what I've got
36:49electronic chess board
36:51bluetooth
36:52you can play people anywhere
36:54gadgets
36:55well I thought Kevin might like it
36:57keep that mind of his busy
36:59any thought for essentials?
37:01towels, extra bedding
37:03food?
37:04he's a teenage boy Daniel
37:06not a lab rat
37:10car's been stolen
37:19I knew it
37:21car keys have gone
37:24and Jodie Allen's letter and phone
37:27shouldn't you phone the police?
37:28oh
37:31this is Barry
37:32look I don't know what he's done but I'll sort it
37:34I've signed that form
37:35would you like to have a seat?
37:36the thing you've got to understand about our Barry is that he's got a lot of you know
37:40excess energy
37:41and with his dad not about to guide him he's just a bit
37:44a bit lost
37:45but that's why it's at your school
37:47so he can learn a bit of sense
37:49meant from you
37:52alright what's he done?
37:53at a presentation he put on a video of himself and another pupil's mother
37:58having sex
38:01he's done what?
38:03we can't have her on the team
38:05I'm still the coach here and I say she's in
38:07I don't care if she's a Barry
38:08she's good end of discussion
38:10he's just worried that she's better than he is
38:11wait
38:13only a tenner
38:15I mean you've seen the trailer imagine what the full film's going to be like
38:18talk about housewife's choice there
38:20what are you talking about?
38:21what do you think bruv?
38:23the dirt bag of her mum getting her flesh out
38:25whoa!
38:26do you want a copy?
38:27sure Barry can get you a free download if you ask nicely
38:29where's my card?
38:30how should I know?
38:32because you went in my bag
38:34you took your phone and my card keys
38:36no I didn't
38:38you better get it back super quick otherwise I'm phoning the police
38:41I mean it Jodie
38:43I can make life really difficult for you
38:46I can make life really difficult for you
38:58if you're going after my brother for what he did
39:00don't
39:01it'll just make them worse
39:02you think I'm frightened of scum like him?
39:03you're saying you should be
39:05don't say you weren't warned
39:09both Phoenix Taylor and Casey Barry have made it into the team
39:12you heard Ma
39:20no drawing attention to ourselves
39:21yeah and Avi just how low a profile you've been keeping
39:24it's different
39:25you can't play in a lads football team
39:27end of
39:28I before E except after C
39:31and there is no Y in euthanasia
39:34or F
39:36seriously?
39:38Mace?
39:39yeah
39:40we don't have to spell the sentences do we?
39:41just say them
39:42spell right and say
39:44you do want to go to the debate don't you?
39:46of course
39:47I want to hear Mr Byrne tell us how to knock off budge in
39:50Oi! Watch it!
39:51hey miss
39:52can I go for a slash?
39:53mind your language
39:55don't shout
39:57and if you want to leave the room
39:59raise your hand
40:00please miss
40:01can I leave the room to go and have a whiz?
40:03don't test me
40:07I'm timing you
40:09that's what all the birds say
40:11well at least let me wash me hands
40:12no!
40:13she couldn't get enough of me!
40:14no!
40:34no!
40:35She couldn't get enough of me!
40:55Look at yourself! Look at what you're doing!
40:58So he filmed her just mucking about.
41:07But when push comes to shove, she's obviously a desperate old tart.
41:12I mean, she's the one preying on a vulnerable young kid.
41:15Well, Barry's 18, and whilst I agree that's still relatively young,
41:19you can't possibly be condoning what he did.
41:22So what are you saying? He's not vulnerable?
41:24And why's that, then? Because he's a Barry?
41:27No, he filmed them in bed together.
41:29Well, he probably thought he'd need to.
41:31Prove she'd been taking advantage.
41:33I mean, I could cause a lot of trouble about this.
41:37The schoolboy being seduced by his pals more.
41:41Are you sure you want to go down that route?
41:45Yeah?
41:47Sorry. That's your solicitor on the phone.
41:55And about your little brush with the law.
41:59Do you excuse me, please?
42:01Perhaps I'd better check on Barry and the PRU.
42:04Well, explain yourself.
42:10You should get done for that, you know.
42:16Some might say he was provoked by no excuse for violence.
42:20That's not me mad, is it?
42:24Oh, don't let it in.
42:26Keep a low profile, I said. Now everyone knows your face.
42:29That's your lardy arse.
42:30Oh, man!
42:32You can't do that, Mrs. Barry!
42:34You really think wellying into Barry with a baseball bat was better than coming to me or Mr. Byrne?
42:46He set you up, you played straight into his hands.
42:48What?
42:49So you wanted me to hit him with a baseball bat?
42:51You wanted you to come down to his level.
42:53You're the attacker, he's the victim.
42:55If anyone's the victim, it's me.
42:57Why don't you stop being so angry about what's happened and try understanding why it has?
43:01You saw the PRU to me as a good thing for the school.
43:06Now we've got some mobster's wife assorting her son.
43:09Sex tapes being shown to the school.
43:11Hold on, it was years 12 and 13 and it was stopped in a matter of seconds.
43:14Whatever. And this?
43:15Thought I said to cancel the debate?
43:21I thought you were busy with meetings this afternoon.
43:24Oh, what, are you just going to go ahead with it?
43:26What harm can it do?
43:27You're grieving.
43:28It's clouding your judgement. Please, don't be stupid.
43:31I'm more than capable of separating my private life from my professional responsibilities here.
43:35Really?
43:36What, standing up in front of a room full of people and baring your soul?
43:40Telling everyone what happened?
43:42What it felt like?
43:44You ready for that?
43:47I'm on your side.
43:48Now please, just deal with the berries and I'll sort out this debate.
43:58Jack in there.
43:59I'm dealing with it.
44:00He should be suspended for this.
44:01I think that's too harsh.
44:02He's just assaulted another pupil with a baseball bat.
44:04What kind of message are we sending out if he gets away with that?
44:06Well, I've taken the captaincy from him.
44:08Besides, it's not about getting away with it.
44:10He was driven to do something that was totally out of character.
44:13Surely you can understand that.
44:15Oh, come on, Michael. He's a good student.
44:26Well, he's very lucky to have you fight in his corner.
44:38I don't know where to start.
44:40How about why?
44:45Or how long?
44:49I mean, what were you thinking?
44:58How long?
44:59Not long.
45:04A few weeks.
45:11Played a recording of you both.
45:14In bed.
45:17To the whole school.
45:32Do you have any idea how I feel?
45:34I'm so sorry.
45:40Jack.
45:48What's happened?
45:49Where are you going?
45:50Well, anywhere away from her.
45:51Look, I know it's tough, Jack, but you've got to face this.
45:53You can't just run away from it.
45:55I don't know what to do, sir.
45:57Parents make mistakes, you know.
46:00Sometimes they need the kids to forgive them.
46:02I know I've needed my son to forgive me.
46:04So what?
46:05I'm supposed to pretend that it never happened, Emma?
46:07No.
46:09But you could move on.
46:11It's up to you whether that happens.
46:13You're still trying to keep me and Conan apart, aren't you?
46:14You're still trying to keep me and Conan apart, aren't you?
46:15Keep on with that exercise, please.
46:16I'm just trying to keep me and Conan apart, aren't you?
46:30Keep on with that exercise, please.
46:31I'm just out here.
46:32No, Imogen, I am not.
46:33Then where is he?
46:34And don't say at home, I've been there and he didn't answer.
46:35You never wanted me and Connor to be together and now, now you've made sure he doesn't want
46:39me.
46:40I am sorry.
46:41Keep on with that exercise, please. I'm just out here.
46:51No, Imogen, I am not.
46:54Then where is he? And don't say at home, I've been there and he didn't answer.
46:59You never wanted me and Connor to be together and now, now you've made sure he doesn't want me.
47:06I am sorry.
47:09Truly sorry for what happened to you.
47:14I am an alcoholic, Imogen, but I am trying to get my act together. I know that may not mean much to you.
47:20It means plenty. You can apologise all you like, but it's me who sees this every morning, not you.
47:27You've ruined my life, mine and Connor's.
47:31A few weeks ago, when my bag was stolen, remember? I was on my own and Barry helped me.
47:45He said he was older. He said that he was working. He said that he cared about me.
47:56Since your dad's left, I felt so lonely.
48:07It's pathetic, I know.
48:12I should have been there for you.
48:14I've really let you down.
48:22Beating yourself up ain't gonna help.
48:28I understand that we need to move on.
48:31Can we move on?
48:32We have to.
48:40Don't be soft.
48:42I couldn't bear it if I lost you.
48:46You're not gonna lose me.
48:47Hey.
49:00Hey.
49:01How you doing?
49:02Yeah, good.
49:04I didn't realise about your mum and Barry. I'm sorry. Must be pretty dire.
49:09Yeah, yeah. A bit.
49:13Listen, I don't suppose you fancy seeing a film sometime?
49:16Not as a date.
49:18Just friends.
49:20Yeah, sure. It'd be great.
49:23Hey. Look who it is.
49:28Whoa. You don't want to add assault to sexual harassment.
49:30How could you do this to me?
49:32How could you show that film?
49:34I thought you'd like it as a memory.
49:36I'll send you a copy.
49:40Is that it?
49:43I do want.
49:47Do you want to kick in the nuts to add to your troubles? Go.
49:59What were you doing messing with my lad?
50:00I really don't want to talk about this with you.
50:03Oh really? Well I do sweetheart.
50:05You make me sick.
50:07Do you know that?
50:09He's just a kid.
50:11You're pouring all over him.
50:12Do you think you're some sort of cougar?
50:14What's going on?
50:15Just having a little mum-to-mum talk, weren't we, eh?
50:21Now.
50:22He's a nice looking lad.
50:24Do you think we should take him to bed?
50:26Come on, Mum.
50:27Let's get with you.
50:29That is so cool.
50:33My brother.
50:34Captain of the football team.
50:36I'll see you at the game, mate.
50:39Alright. See you later.
50:40Have I made some sales for you?
50:45Let's see the money.
50:50Got a big mouth and all.
50:52Seems everyone and their dog knows about our little business plan.
50:56McAllister goes for me with a baseball bat and I get hauled in front of Bairn.
51:00So, from now on, if anyone gets caught with the film, you go down for it.
51:05I know nothing.
51:07My Mary was something.
51:09Are you joking me?
51:11Got ourselves a nice little earner.
51:14Hand over the phone?
51:16You get your phone when you stop bumming Casey off of our being on the football team?
51:19Why does she want to run around the wet field all day with loads of sweaty, ball-obsessed lads?
51:23Defeats me.
51:24But she does.
51:25And she wants your approval.
51:27Well, it's not feminine, is it?
51:28What?
51:29You want me to be like her?
51:30All lippy and boobs?
51:31It's one thing having a kick about with your big brother.
51:33Put all those lads in a changing room.
51:35Well, get me up, Baz.
51:36Do you want your phone or not?
51:37Alright!
51:44Where is he?
51:47Have you deleted it?
51:48I don't know what you're talking about.
51:50I saved your hairy backside this afternoon.
51:52Don't forget it.
51:53Don't forget it.
52:00Just focus on the game, okay?
52:01I know it's hard, but give Felix as much support as he can.
52:04He's still finding his feet.
52:05Right.
52:06And help Casey.
52:07Yeah.
52:08Be the bigger man here, Jack.
52:09She's a good player, but she needs the brakes.
52:10Alright?
52:11Alright.
52:12Bye, Carla!
52:13You can call out your cars.
52:15You can fence in your yard.
52:17You can hold on the cars.
52:19But I won't take me down.
52:22Oh, no, I won't take me down.
52:26Don't come down.
52:27Girl, that's the bill.
52:28Cook the bills.
52:29Brain dead rings.
52:30Yeah, stupid whales.
52:31Girl, I'm super bad.
52:32Lose the truth in there.
52:33Try to fight it.
52:34Try to deny it.
52:35Stupid you will fail.
52:36What I'll do, I'll do it well.
52:37Soon from the hip, yeah, point.
52:39Have a breath left on my death.
52:41I'm screaming at that.
52:42Quite an eventful first day you've had, Mr. Barry.
52:46I'll be keeping my eye on you from now on.
53:00Yeah, you've got to pass the ball more.
53:01They're getting off you too easy.
53:02Pass the meal or love more, alright?
53:04Oh, no!
53:05Come on, well, he's done it!
53:06Move forward!
53:08You know what you were saying earlier about the PRU?
53:10Yeah.
53:11I think you're right.
53:12Segregating the kids.
53:13Putting my brothers like the Bally's is, well, as much as I rate Nicky.
53:17Sorry, Tom.
53:18Can we talk about this later?
53:21You need to talk.
53:23It sounds all right.
53:25I've been called as a witness for the prosecution at your trial.
53:28Well, that's good.
53:29You knew my dad.
53:30You knew his wishes.
53:31He never said anything to me about wanting help to die.
53:35If they ask me, I'll have to tell them that.
53:37Yeah!
53:38Yeah!
53:39Hey!
53:40So, we'll get your room sorted double-quick time.
53:42Get your moves in.
53:43Hey, we'll be like a proper family.
53:44It's cool.
53:45I'm looking forward to it.
53:46Oh, yeah, me too.
53:47Hey, I got you some things.
53:48Well, gadgets, really.
53:49Because I know you're like a challenge.
53:50No, just for fun.
53:51But I don't want you to feel like a lab rat or anything.
54:17Hey, I'm open to that.
54:22Hold on.
54:23Korra!
54:25Imogen came round today.
54:28I know she did.
54:30How am I going to face her and know what I did?
54:35You're going to have to learn, son.
54:38No one is questioning our story.
54:41You've just got to stick to it, okay?
54:44Because you can't hide away forever.
54:47Oh, come here.
55:17Oh, come here.
55:47There's money here.
55:49I've just got to sniff it out.
55:50So you can put your eyes open and call me if you get any bright ideas.
55:55That's it!
55:56We're rich!
55:58I can't believe we just heard that.
55:59We've won the lottery.
56:00Look at this.
56:02It says right back.
56:03You like?
56:04So what if I told Dad I wanted to?
56:07I don't want him involved.
56:09Oi!
56:09Get up!
56:10Dad?
56:11What are you doing here?
56:12I just came to see how you're getting on.
56:13It's just as well I did.
56:15What kind of a school are you running here?
56:16Have you thought about what happens if Michael goes to trial?
56:20Has he made that clear?
56:21I resign.
56:23Yeah, but what then?
56:23I'll need to replace him.
56:25And I've always thought that you'd make a great head teacher.
56:27I don't know what to say.
56:28Say yes.
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