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00:00Looks like you might have to hand over Janice for the day.
00:02Hmph! Might I?
00:05I want to see Michael before I die.
00:07I'm sure he will come when he knows how serious your situation is.
00:10But I want to make peace. I don't want his pity.
00:14I am fine, Connor.
00:17That's why I've booked your doctor's appointment.
00:19We'd be delighted to accommodate you here at Waterloo Road.
00:22I was only trying to prove myself to Miss Donegan.
00:25I swear on my life it'll never happen again.
00:30MUSIC
00:44Mummy, look at this.
00:46Chevrolet, Mummy's on the phone.
00:49Come on, Jackie, pick up.
01:00I need you for the town.
01:04We'll hope you're young to remember.
01:09I'll sign her and I need him around now.
01:12CHALKY
01:17CHALKY
01:21CHALKY
01:25Now don't move off that sofa until Chalky gets here.
01:28OK, hun?
01:29K-HAN
01:32Pff!
01:34dib Lords
01:36NIMAB Sshooter
01:37DARREN
01:39DARREN
01:40DARREN
01:41DARREN
01:43DARREN
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01:47Jack
01:50DARREN
01:52DARREN
01:53I reckon there's about 12 of them in total.
02:13Oh, I'm sorry.
02:14It's just I've never done anything like this before.
02:16I don't want to let you down.
02:17You're joking?
02:18Janice, compared to your real job, this is going to be a breeze.
02:21I've seen the way you run that school.
02:22I mean, I know Michael thinks he's in charge,
02:24but you're the one who gets her hands dirty.
02:26You think?
02:26Definitely.
02:27But if you don't get out of your comfort zone,
02:29how are you ever going to move on?
02:30Unless you want to be a school-secchi the rest of your life.
02:32No way.
02:33Listen, I really appreciate you doing this for me at the last minute.
02:35I hope childcare wasn't too much of a problem.
02:37That's what childcare is of our, innit?
02:39Good.
02:40You ready?
02:41Come on, then.
02:52Cheryl?
02:53Someone's peed in my bed.
03:15Oh, it's all right.
03:20Don't worry about it.
03:22It's Mingy.
03:23It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
03:26Are you not hearing me?
03:27I never wet my bed.
03:31Rhiannon.
03:32Oh, that's just plain daft now, that is.
03:35I mean, I know you two don't get on,
03:38but she's been making a real effort.
03:42It's probably just a murder infection.
03:44Here.
03:46Drink plenty of water today
03:47and we'll get you to the GP as soon as.
03:49We can't have you disappear into the lab
03:51during my wedding vows, can we?
03:54But I didn't do it.
03:55Morning.
03:56You've not seen Mr Budge in anywhere, have you?
03:59I have found the best white tuxedo on the internet.
04:03You look the spitter-short, Connery.
04:05What?
04:08I've heard about your little accident.
04:10Hope Miss C's not been too hard on you.
04:13Oh, do you not?
04:14If you need a hand later with that dirty laundry, Miss.
04:16No, you're all right.
04:17I'll manage.
04:22And I think we're all clear on that last one,
04:24so thank you very much.
04:26See you soon.
04:27Cheers.
04:29See?
04:29What did I tell you?
04:30You were fabulous.
04:31Ah, thanks.
04:32I didn't know that being a PA would be so interesting.
04:34Oh, glad you think so,
04:36because I've struggled to find a decent PA.
04:38Someone who's not just using the job
04:39as a springboard to management.
04:41Really?
04:42Yeah, the way things are going,
04:43there are going to be more events and overseas travel
04:45than my secretaries can handle.
04:46Sounds wicked.
04:47Do you know, I'm always on the lookout for the right person.
04:49Have a think about it, will you?
04:51Well, I so will.
04:52Cheers!
04:53How many units of alcohol do you drink in a week?
05:00Fifteen, maybe.
05:01Twenty.
05:04Want to tell me the truth now?
05:06That's hard to say.
05:07I mean, the size of wine glasses and pubs these days.
05:10I think we're looking at a figure closer to 100 or more.
05:15Don't be ridiculous.
05:17Miss Mulgrew, you have to face facts.
05:19Drinking is making you extremely sick.
05:22Well, it can't be.
05:23I don't drink any more than anyone else I know.
05:26So, what else do you suggest is causing you?
05:29Stomach pain?
05:30Itching?
05:31Swollen legs?
05:32Fainting episodes?
05:33Stress!
05:34I'm a single mother with a demanding job, but what would you know about being a working mum?
05:40Miss Mulgrew...
05:41We are finished here.
05:45Before you leave, could I ask you to take a look at these?
05:50They're your liver function test results.
05:55Are you sure that's right?
05:57That's, um...
05:58It's 15 times what it should be.
06:02We can repeat them if you want.
06:04But, uh...
06:05They only confirm my diagnosis.
06:12So what's this?
06:14Alcoholic hepatitis.
06:18Am I going to die?
06:21Not if you stop drinking.
06:26Should have wasted.
06:27I'd have given you a lift.
06:28Needed some air.
06:30So what do you think of my proposal, then?
06:32Yeah, it's all right.
06:32I'm discussing it with Michael in a minute.
06:34Any thoughts?
06:37You haven't read it, have you?
06:39Well, how am I supposed to know?
06:41I'm not a teaching expert.
06:43Fine.
06:43So listen, I might be late home tonight.
06:46This gig and me and some mates are going, so...
06:48What mates?
06:49Just mates.
06:50Well, I thought we were watching the game getting a takeaway, aren't we?
06:54Fine.
06:59I need to copy these and she's changed the code again.
07:01Does anyone happen to know where she keeps the key for the stationary cupboard?
07:04Oh, great.
07:05I'm supposed to be discussing this with Michael in five minutes.
07:07Oh, Poston's in.
07:09How is the groom to be?
07:11Well, let's just say that Margaret's interpretation of Loki exists in a parallel universe to mine.
07:21Well, that's a sad state of affairs when you're the only one of us in a serious relationship.
07:24I think it's jealous, aren't we?
07:27That I've stolen your crown as resident Romeo.
07:30Oh, you're welcome to it, mate.
07:32I'm done with all that.
07:33I'm keeping my life nice and simple from now on.
07:35Oh, don't remember receiving my invitation to this party.
07:38We're waiting for Janice.
07:39What is she playing at?
07:41Er, I assume as this was still in her desk, you haven't had a chance to look through my new module ideas.
07:45No, I'm afraid not, though.
07:46Well, I've got a free period.
07:48I could have a chat in half an hour or so.
07:50I can't, Tom.
07:51I've got an anti-bullying charity coming in.
07:52And God knows I'm going to find the brochure underneath all of this.
07:55Well, it's the syllabus deadline tomorrow.
07:57Look, I'll have a read of it before lunchtime and catch up with you then.
08:00I promise. Is that okay?
08:01If it's not too much trouble.
08:05Is everything all right?
08:08What does it look like?
08:10I was just wondering if you've had a chance to visit your father yet.
08:14Oh, I think you already know the answer to that question.
08:17It's been years, Michael.
08:18You're both different people now.
08:21He's got to you, hasn't he?
08:23He's an old man.
08:24Sian, he's a bully.
08:27And a good one.
08:28So just leave it.
08:35I knew it were you.
08:36Well, aren't you the Sherlock Holmes?
08:39What kind of disgusting psycho pees in someone else's bed?
08:41It's crazy.
08:42Which is why no one's going to believe you if you tell them.
08:45All right, Phoenix?
08:45I know the reason you exaggerate me.
08:53Mum!
08:56Mum!
08:57Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
08:59Sorry.
09:00I'll give it off, Chrissy.
09:02Everything's fine.
09:04I'm much triggered.
09:06All right, stop going to nagging.
09:09Fine.
09:09I do have something.
09:14It's called alcoholic hepatitis.
09:17You need to stop drinking it.
09:19I know all about that is...
09:19No, how could you possibly know?
09:22Just tell me what you need.
09:22No one must find out.
09:27I mean it.
09:29If I lose this job, that's it for us, Connor.
09:31Promise me.
09:32Of course.
09:35Shouldn't you be at home, though?
09:37When you get with sore symptoms?
09:40I can handle it.
09:51Morning.
09:51Dr. Lee.
09:53Senior registrar.
09:54Daniel Chalk.
09:56You brought Cheryl in today?
09:57Yeah.
09:58So, what happened?
09:59She burnt her hand on some hair tongs.
10:02I wasn't actually there at the time, so...
10:04Was your wife?
10:05No, no.
10:06Janice.
10:07Miss Bryant.
10:08Cheryl's mum.
10:09We're not...
10:10She...
10:11We...
10:11We're not married.
10:12You live together?
10:14No, in the same building.
10:15They're different flats.
10:16That's why I didn't see the note at first.
10:18Note?
10:19Yeah.
10:20It's all my fault, really.
10:21I should have heard her knocking, but I heard the music cranked up to 11, you know.
10:26Yeah, she...
10:27Wanted me to drop Cheryl off at the child, mind us.
10:31Miss Bryant, she had an urgent call.
10:34The child was home alone?
10:39No.
10:41Well...
10:41Yes.
10:43But nowhere near as long as last time.
10:45I mean, it could only have been a couple of minutes.
10:46So, this isn't the first time it's happened?
10:49Oh, no.
10:49This is going out all wrong.
10:52Erm...
10:52Janice, she's a great mum.
10:54You'll see when you meet her.
10:55I...
10:56I can't get in touch with her.
10:57I can't get a signal in here.
10:58Do you think she'll be able to get in this morning?
11:00Well, definitely, yeah.
11:01If you let one of the nurses know when she arrives,
11:03I can sort out a time for social services to interview her.
11:05Oh, something stinks.
11:15Can you smell it?
11:16No.
11:17No.
11:17Oh, it's like toilets.
11:19Stale toilets.
11:22Oh, yeah.
11:23Sorry, Scout.
11:28Where's Mr Chalk?
11:33I said, where's Mr Chalk?
11:36He's not here.
11:37Well, what do you mean, he's not here?
11:39What, has he popped out of?
11:40He's not here.
11:40He's not here.
11:41Miss Bryant, where have you been?
11:45Where is Mr Chalk?
11:49Right, I'll meet you back down at the office.
11:52The rest of you, sit back down, please.
11:54I'll be sending up some cover in a minute,
11:56so don't get excited.
12:06And then suddenly,
12:07the fire alarm started going off,
12:09so everyone started legging it into the car park,
12:11pyjamas and everything,
12:12and then I left my keys in the flat.
12:15And Daniel?
12:16Well, the same.
12:17Right, so both you and Daniel
12:19locked yourselves outside your flats?
12:21Nightmare.
12:22And then we had to wait for hours
12:23for the fire brigade to break back in for us.
12:26Why didn't you call?
12:26Well, because I dropped my phone
12:28and the fire engine ran over it
12:30and then it got smashed to pieces.
12:37Right, look.
12:39Lorraine asked me to do her job
12:40and Chalky said that he was going to drop Cheryl off
12:43and he didn't turn up
12:44and he's not going to even touch him.
12:45Lorraine should have known
12:46that you needed to be here.
12:49It won't happen again.
12:50You're absolutely right.
12:51It won't happen again.
12:52Have you any idea how serious this is?
12:54I can't run a school like this.
12:55There's no more disappearing acts, Janice.
12:57and consider this an official warning.
13:00What?
13:00This office is the beating heart of Waterloo Road.
13:04I need you totally committed.
13:05And I am.
13:09And no more personal calls.
13:11Fine.
13:18Sorry.
13:19Janice.
13:20Janice!
13:21I was thinking of doing a running coffee
13:24but I reckon a sit-down's much more classier.
13:26Don't you think?
13:27Anyway,
13:28I'm going to try a French fish soup this lunchtime
13:31and see what these lot make of it.
13:34I...
13:35That was my birthday present off Grantley.
13:40But it wasn't me.
13:42Scout,
13:43I just...
13:44I don't know what to say to you.
13:46How long are you going to keep this up for?
13:52Till everyone sees you for the cow you really are.
13:54How come it can't see her now?
13:58How come I can't see her now?
14:18I've told you, she's in the loo with one of the nurses.
14:21I feel sick.
14:22Look, the worst has happened. We've just got to get her better.
14:25Why did I go to Lorraine's stupid meeting?
14:27I'm such an idiot.
14:28Are you not?
14:31Janice, there's something I've got to tell you.
14:38This is Michael.
14:43Don't worry, I'll be here as long as you need me.
14:46No, go.
14:48Are you sure?
14:49I don't want you to, but you've done more than enough for us today.
14:54Janice.
14:56My baby.
15:01Come to me.
15:02Look, look.
15:03You'll be fine.
15:04Just go.
15:05Blanche Dubois does not want to live in the real world, so she invents a fantasy one.
15:22Um, sorry, where was I?
15:32Fantasy world.
15:33Do you think this has anything to do with her downfall?
15:39Yeah.
15:40She's her almost enemy.
15:41She can't handle who she really is.
15:42Is it hot in here?
15:43No.
15:44It is.
15:45It's very hot.
15:46Blanche is in denial.
15:47And someone open a window, please.
15:48And she will do anything to keep herself in her safe, make-believe world.
16:02Is that why she's always knocking back the booze then, miss?
16:03What is up with her?
16:04She's lost it.
16:05Enough!
16:06Ooh!
16:07Relax, will you?
16:08She nearly hit her.
16:09Do you know, 20 years I've been teaching that, it's time for a change.
16:10No way.
16:11We've done a ton of work on it already.
16:12I am in charge here, you little creep.
16:13You can't talk to him like that.
16:14What about his coursework?
16:15So, the past two months have been a complete waste.
16:17I'm off to tell Mr Clarkson about this.
16:18Shut your face!
16:19Miss!
16:20Miss!
16:21Miss!
16:22You alright?
16:23Yeah, I'm in charge.
16:24I'm in charge here, you little creep.
16:25You can't talk to him like that.
16:26What about his coursework?
16:27So, the past two months have been a complete waste.
16:32I'm off to tell Mr Clarkson about this.
16:35Shut your face!
16:38Miss!
16:39Are you alright?
16:40Yeah, I'm here but I don't think she is.
16:43For God's sake, Scamp!
16:44Why did you...
16:45No, I know you're not.
16:46I'm in charge here, you little creep.
16:47You can't talk to him like that.
16:48What about his coursework?
16:49So, the past two months have been a complete waste.
16:50Why did you...
16:51No, I never...
16:52That's why.
16:53It's all ruined my work.
16:54It's my diary.
17:00Where's Mrs Fargrove?
17:01What...
17:02What in the world is going on here?
17:03We've got a scout date.
17:05No!
17:06No!
17:07No!
17:08Stop that.
17:09This way.
17:10This way!
17:17Make your way to the cooler now.
17:19This is all you!
17:20She keeps doing this, making up stories about me.
17:23Why can't any of you see?
17:24She's twisted things!
17:25I'm not!
17:26Tell her you smashed her perfume!
17:28Go away!
17:29You're normal allergic to perfume!
17:30This blaming Rhiannon has got to stop!
17:32I'm sick of this and I'm sick of you lot!
17:35I'm going to get proof and then you're going to be the sorry one!
17:38Miss Bryant, where are you going?
17:53I'm going home.
17:54The nurse said when Cheryl comes back we can go.
17:56Didn't Mr Talk tell you?
17:58Tell me what?
17:59We've had to report your daughter's injury to social services.
18:02What does that mean?
18:05We can't discharge her until you've spoken to a social worker.
18:08What was Charky said?
18:10I'm sure the social worker will be able to answer all your questions.
18:16What you did was completely irresponsible.
18:19I had no choice.
18:20Put yourself in my shoes.
18:21What would you do?
18:22I'd have notified my employer for a start.
18:25I tried to call you.
18:26Of course I did.
18:27I couldn't get a signal.
18:28The point is you're not even a child's father.
18:30Your duty is to the student population here.
18:33Could you keep it down please?
18:34The whole school can hear you.
18:39This allowed you being late?
18:41I was at the inn here with Cheryl.
18:43She was left in the house on her own and she hurt herself.
18:45Where was Janice?
18:46At some meeting with Lorraine apparently.
18:49Well that's totally out of order.
18:51You should have a word with her.
18:52I will and all.
18:53You won't have to.
18:54Social services are taking care of it.
18:55Social services?
18:56You've not dropped her in it have you?
18:57No.
18:58I'm taking care of it.
19:00Good.
19:01The last thing Janice needs is the socials sniffing around.
19:04I don't take any notice of him.
19:05He did the right thing.
19:16Look, I don't know what department.
19:18Child welfare, child protection, whoever takes care of hospitals.
19:23Look, I need to talk to someone urgently.
19:25There's been a serious misunderstanding here.
19:26There you are.
19:29I heard about your perfume.
19:32I didn't think Scout had it in her to be so nasty.
19:35Why would you do such a thing?
19:36Oh, don't waste your time pondering the unanswerable.
19:39Hmm.
19:42I could always show you this instead.
19:45I saw it and I thought that is my Grantly.
19:48Then it came to me, right?
19:51James Bond, themed wedding.
19:53You, Bond, obviously.
19:56Me, pussy galore.
19:59Michael, gold finger, chalky jaws.
20:02Right, that's it.
20:04One more word about tuxedos, flowers or chocolates in the shape of a giant panda from the foothills of the Himalayas.
20:11I'll be a lot more than shaken and stirred.
20:17It's just an idea.
20:19Consider it binned.
20:22Chickers.
20:24Hello?
20:26Yeah, no.
20:27There must be somebody I can talk to.
20:28No.
20:29I wasn't going to drink it.
20:43Is this your idea of helping?
20:46No.
20:48I wasn't going to drink it.
20:51Is this your idea of helping?
20:53No.
20:54Because the only thing you're helping me do is want to drink.
20:56And when I do, it'll be your fault.
20:58Mum.
20:59No, stop going on.
21:00I've had enough of it today.
21:02Why?
21:04What's happened?
21:06What does this mean?
21:09What does this mean?
21:11What does this mean?
21:13What does this mean?
21:15What does this mean?
21:17What does this mean?
21:19What does this mean?
21:21What does this mean?
21:22What does this mean?
21:23What does this mean?
21:24I don't know.
21:26You didn't get off me.
21:27What did you do to my mum?
21:28Nothing.
21:29Yeah.
21:30No, I heard.
21:31She attacked me, eh?
21:32She's a total nut job, just like you.
21:33Couldn't let him go.
21:34It wasn't his fault.
21:39Your mum.
21:40She's in a bad way.
21:42She was totally out of it.
21:44I even saw her asking for help.
21:46Asking who?
21:47It looked like she was praying.
21:49You know I'm here for you.
21:51If you need me.
21:54What's up with your mum?
21:56It's bad, isn't it?
22:03I'm managing just fine.
22:10Do you feel as if you're spending enough time with your daughter?
22:13Of course.
22:14She does seem to be in other people's care a lot of the time.
22:18As her mother, do you feel you could make more time?
22:24What?
22:25That word, mother.
22:26What?
22:27Our mother's middle-aged, dresses boring and fancies Jason Donovan.
22:31Me and Cheryl, we're more like this mates.
22:34We're concerned that Cheryl's needs aren't being met.
22:42Look.
22:44I know things aren't perfect.
22:47But I've been offered an amazing job.
22:51Have you worded Lorraine down again?
22:53I'm going to have plenty of money coming in to set up for Cheryl's future.
22:58PHONE RINGS
23:01PHONE RINGS
23:03Take the call if you want.
23:05PHONE RINGS
23:08It's right now you need to focus on rather than the future.
23:11And we can help.
23:13By paying regular visits to your home.
23:15And working with you.
23:16And everything from night time routines to dietary plans.
23:20Are you going to take my baby away from me?
23:22We're going to be keeping a very close eye on Cheryl.
23:25To ensure she gets all the care and attention from you that she needs.
23:28PHONE RINGS
23:30PHONE RINGS
23:32PHONE RINGS
23:34Get on with your work, quiet, please.
23:37Tom.
23:39Look, I'm sorry I didn't look at this until now.
23:42It's been a bit of a morning.
23:43Yeah, so I gather.
23:45Don't you think you were a little bit hard on Chalky earlier?
23:48Well, I think he's got his priorities wrong.
23:51In fact, the same thing could be said about your proposal, if I'm honest.
23:54Media literacy is important.
23:58Mm-hmm.
24:00Well, if we combine different media forms, like reality TV and adverts,
24:03it will make the lessons more relevant.
24:05Don't you think they're bombarded with that kind of stuff already?
24:07So you think we should just ignore the outside world?
24:10No, I think Shakespeare and Wordsworth can provide our GCSE students
24:13with all the literacy they need.
24:15Yeah, and I'm not saying that we can't have both.
24:17Tom, you're not convincing me.
24:19Sorry, can I interrupt?
24:21Michael, I'm aware you've plenty on your plate at the moment,
24:23but earlier this morning I discovered Christine's Year 12 class sock teacher.
24:28To say it was pandemonium would be an understatement.
24:31What is going on?
24:34The teacher's dropping like flies.
24:41I told you to work on in pairs.
24:46Keep the chat down.
24:47I can't believe it.
24:48So much of classes, it really helps.
24:52Thanks.
24:54Mr. Jock.
24:55Sorry, were you, er...
24:56Where were we?
24:57I was thanking you.
24:59For this.
25:01You deserved it.
25:02You worked hard.
25:03Is it Janice?
25:04What do you know?
25:05The whole school can see she's got you running round like a lap dog.
25:06Sorry.
25:07I'm exhausted just thinking about today.
25:08Let alone years of Janice-related drama.
25:09I'm exhausted just thinking about today.
25:10Let alone years of Janice-related drama.
25:11What do you know?
25:13Yeah.
25:14I think my dad thinks the same about me.
25:15Yeah.
25:17I think my dad thinks the same about me.
25:18And what do you know?
25:19Yeah.
25:20I'm exhausted just thinking about today.
25:21I'm exhausted.
25:22It's...
25:23You deserved it.
25:24You worked hard.
25:25Is it Janice?
25:26Did you know?
25:27The whole school can see she's got you running round like a lap dog.
25:31Sorry.
25:32I'm exhausted just thinking about today.
25:35Let alone years of Janice-related drama.
25:38Yeah, I think my dad thinks the same about me.
25:42Don't think I'll ever let me move out,
25:44just so he can keep an eye on me.
25:47It sounds daft, but it's like, ever since he's been on his own,
25:50it's like he sort of uses me as a relationship prostitute.
25:53Don't get me wrong, I love chilling with him.
25:55It's just like sometimes we're an old-married couple.
25:58Have you told him?
26:00No, I don't want to upset him.
26:02You might upset him at first, but once the truth's out,
26:06you can start to fix things.
26:09What are you worried about, then?
26:17Abandoning your class mid-lesson?
26:20Public meltdowns? Allegations of assault?
26:23Something to do with Phoenix Taylor?
26:31It's all been a big misunderstanding.
26:35I wanted to take the heat out of the situation.
26:40Mm-hm.
26:43You see, Phoenix has been, um, making...
26:48advances towards me.
26:50What?
26:52Well, then we should get him up here right away.
26:54Oh, no, let's not be hasty.
26:56Everything's under control.
26:58I mean, I've been round the block a few times,
27:01and this isn't the first time I've seen something like this.
27:07I find it's normally boys...
27:11lacking in a father figure.
27:14But you needn't worry, I...
27:16I can handle it.
27:17Well, if it does happen again, make sure you come to me.
27:20Believe me.
27:22It won't.
27:32Therefore, the line AB has the equation 3x plus 2y equals 7.
27:40And this is impossible.
27:41Well, I run an extra class on a Friday afternoon after school
27:44if you're interested.
27:45You're all welcome.
27:46Sweet.
27:48Count me in.
27:50I'll wait.
27:52I can't.
27:54Why?
27:55Just forget it, yeah?
27:57It's an Friday night.
27:59So, Mads, looking fine today?
28:02So, listen, I've got a couple of tickets for a gig tonight.
28:06You interested?
28:09I'd love to.
28:11Alright.
28:13If I was desperate to hang out with a brainless ape child.
28:19Get on with your work, please.
28:24Quiet on your way out. I'll see you tomorrow.
28:32How could you do this to me? How could you betray me?
28:42I'm not in front of the kids.
28:43You're my best friend.
28:45I didn't betray you.
28:47They asked me questions.
28:49I couldn't lie.
28:50Why not?
28:51Why should I?
28:53I'm sick of lying for you.
28:55I'm sick of being a 24-hour baby dumping service.
28:59I'm sick of watching you neglect Cheryl.
29:00Oh, do you know what?
29:01You're just like the rest of them.
29:02You think I'm something, but we can't do right by me own girl.
29:05Well, do you know what?
29:06Lorraine saw me potential and she's offered me a job.
29:08But once in your life.
29:09Can't you see?
29:11It's not about you.
29:12It's about Cheryl.
29:15You are so...
29:17You're so selfish.
29:18Excuse me?
29:19I'm selfish.
29:20You're the one that's been using us
29:21because you're a sad, lonely old man
29:23who'll never amount to anything
29:24and never have a family of his own.
29:26I wouldn't want to be part of your family anyway.
29:28All right, everyone.
29:29Show's over.
29:35Taking care of it, have you?
29:43Dad!
29:44What's going on?
29:47You shouldn't have done that to Janice.
29:49What, so we should have lied?
29:50Yes.
29:52No.
29:53Because that's what you do with everything, innit?
29:57Just lie to yourself.
29:59Everything's fine.
30:00Just expect all your problems will magically disappear.
30:02What's that supposed to mean?
30:03It means I don't want to hang with you all the time.
30:06I know you're lonely but it's too much for me.
30:08I'm in my own life too.
30:11I'm not your partner, I'm your son.
30:13You want some ice for that mood today?
30:27What's your problem?
30:29What is it with you?
30:30Always wanting to know what a man's thinking.
30:32Get over yourself.
30:33I'm not the one with a problem here.
30:34Forget it.
30:35Can't be doing the games.
30:36You all right?
30:37You're sitting there?
30:38Cos I know what you're going through.
30:39You can't say she doesn't deserve it.
30:55Of course she doesn't.
30:58We are talking about the same Janice.
31:03We are talking about the same Janice.
31:07The mother who concealed her child's chicken pox rash with make-up
31:11so as not to be inconvenienced.
31:14Shall I leave? Shall I?
31:17No, I wouldn't want to spoil a good gossip.
31:19I was just saying I think you're right.
31:22I didn't do anything apart from tell the doctor what happened.
31:25You did the right thing, Daniel. This is not your fault.
31:29This is none of our business.
31:30It is, as a matter of fact.
31:33We're her friends. It's our job, not the socials, to help her out.
31:36Really?
31:38So what have you done?
31:40What have you been doing in the way of Good Samaritan?
31:43What have any of you done?
31:45I'm the one that looks after Cheryl.
31:47I'm the one that knows her.
31:50She's not a happy kid.
31:53I've tried telling Janice a thousand times, but she doesn't want to hear it.
31:55You wouldn't understand, Chalky. You've no family of your own.
31:58You've no idea what she's going through.
32:00I do.
32:02I'm going to prove it.
32:05I'll prove you wrong.
32:14Are you sure that's Rhiannon's?
32:16Shh.
32:16We just listen for the click.
32:19And we're in.
32:22Nice one.
32:23What are we looking for?
32:24Yeah, Scout.
32:26What are you looking for?
32:28If it's a long suspension, I think Mr. Byrne would agree with me.
32:32You've just found one.
32:33What do you think I'm doing?
32:35Do you think I want to touch that cow stuff?
32:36I can't believe that I was feeling sorry for you.
32:40I came out here, you know, to make amends.
32:42This is just beyond me.
32:45Do you know what?
32:46I don't care anymore because I know I'm right.
32:48Ah, Scout.
32:49I'm sorry you didn't like my soup.
33:13Oh, I've made my nestroy.
33:17Are you kidding?
33:19No.
33:20I've just lost my appetite.
33:22You bring some more next to me.
33:23You'll see.
33:23We both know that I can't keep sneaking around like this.
33:26Michael needs to know and he doesn't need to hear it from me.
33:28No progress, then?
33:29No, you have to tell him.
33:31No.
33:32This isn't fair.
33:33I've told you I won't have his pity.
33:36Can you not see how ridiculous this is?
33:38Michael is your son.
33:39I've lived alone all these years.
33:40I'm sure I can manage to die alone.
33:51Rhiannon?
33:52How could you?
33:54This was in your locker.
33:58Because she planted it in there?
34:00I don't believe you.
34:01You're lying.
34:02Show her your hands.
34:03What?
34:04You heard.
34:05Show her.
34:06No, wait.
34:07That'll be your perfume allergy, then.
34:09No.
34:16Scout, I'm so sorry.
34:21Never in my life have I come across such mean,
34:26spiteful, atrocious behaviour.
34:29I think maybe you should both meet me in there in a minute.
34:32Please.
34:32You heard him.
34:33Move.
34:34Fart code!
34:34That's right.
34:40Fatty.
34:41Yeah, ginger.
34:44Moose.
34:47Minger.
34:50That's funny, isn't it?
34:52Slag!
34:54Skank!
34:55Skank!
34:55These are words that have been around for years.
35:02In the corner of the classroom.
35:05The top deck of school buses.
35:07But just recently,
35:10bullying's come out of the shadows.
35:11Bullying has turned pro.
35:13The internet.
35:14The internet.
35:15The internet.
35:15Television.
35:16In your newspapers.
35:19All of a sudden,
35:20everyone,
35:21everywhere,
35:21is trading on hating
35:23and bitching.
35:25In fact,
35:25we've got so used to it,
35:26we don't even know that we're doing it.
35:31Now,
35:31no matter what you call them,
35:33it's still bullying.
35:34So today,
35:38I'm going to offer you all
35:39a bullying amnesty.
35:40If you are bullying someone,
35:42this is your chance to stop it
35:44and offer an apology.
35:45And if you think
35:46that you are being bullied,
35:48there's even the potential here
35:50to forgive.
35:54Janice.
35:56Janice.
35:57Look,
35:57I know you think I messed up.
35:58I'm not listening.
36:00Believe me,
36:01I'm not feeling particularly warm
36:02and fuzzy towards you
36:03either right now.
36:05A lot of stuff's been said,
36:06a lot of
36:06bad stuff.
36:10We've got to work through that.
36:17Look,
36:18if you're
36:18going to take this job
36:19with the rain,
36:20why don't you
36:25and Cheryl
36:26move into my space?
36:29bare room.
36:30Just till you get yourself
36:31sorted,
36:31you know.
36:34I'm not like those
36:35other men in your life,
36:36Janice.
36:37I'm not using you.
36:42I'm your friend.
36:45Good friends.
36:51I don't think so.
36:54Not after everything
36:55that happened today.
36:57I'm sorry.
36:57You've been avoiding my calls?
37:02No.
37:03Right,
37:03well,
37:03we've things to discuss.
37:04Lorraine,
37:05how about I'm busy?
37:07Later?
37:08No,
37:09I don't think so.
37:10In fact,
37:10this whole day
37:10has turned into
37:11total chaos
37:12since you decided
37:13to steal my secretary again.
37:15I pay our wages.
37:17And I run the school.
37:19Okay,
37:20pop by my office
37:21in a few minutes,
37:22right?
37:23Right.
37:23So,
37:26a bullying amnesty?
37:27Yeah.
37:28Forgiveness?
37:28Absolutely.
37:30Shame you can't
37:31apply that to you
37:31and your father.
37:32Mr.
37:42Stay in this place.
37:43Are you completely
37:43incompetent today?
37:45Oh,
37:45I've had it up to
37:46where were you,
37:46Mr.
37:46Byrne.
37:47You're boss,
37:48eh?
37:48You never laugh.
37:49And don't you just
37:50love the sound
37:51of your own voice
37:52going on and on and on?
37:54Janice?
37:55Do you know what?
37:55You can take your stupid job
37:57and you can shove it.
37:58Don't feel sorry for me
37:59because I'm going to go
38:00and work with someone
38:00who actually appreciates me.
38:03Lorraine!
38:08Phoenix,
38:09there you are.
38:10Have you got time
38:11for a quick word?
38:12I've got nothing
38:13to say to you.
38:14I just want to apologise
38:16for my behaviour before.
38:17I was out of line.
38:18I admit it.
38:18You're not always
38:18going about manners and stuff.
38:20But you're just a hypocrite.
38:22You're absolutely right.
38:25The problem is
38:26I don't think you understand
38:27what an immensely
38:28powerful physical presence
38:30you have.
38:33A few years ago
38:35I was attacked
38:37in class.
38:41And when I saw you
38:42standing there like that
38:43I think my reaction
38:47today was more about
38:48him and not you.
38:50But I would never
38:51try to write a...
38:51No, no, no.
38:52No, I don't.
38:53Of course not.
38:54Phoenix,
38:57I am sorry.
38:59If you want to
39:00take this further
39:00then I understand.
39:02You must do
39:02what you think is best.
39:06It's all right, Miss.
39:09Oh, thank you, Phoenix.
39:10Is he free yet?
39:26Two sacks.
39:27Oh, actually
39:28I've got this lunch meeting
39:29I need to sort out
39:30for tomorrow.
39:31You all right
39:31to help me out again?
39:33Yeah, definitely.
39:34Great.
39:39Lorraine?
39:40Um,
39:42do you know
39:43this PA job
39:44well, I've decided...
39:45Great.
39:46Just, er,
39:47email me their details.
39:50Well, I've decided
39:51that, well,
39:52I'll do it.
39:54I'd love to be a PA.
39:56Oh, Janice,
39:59I'm sorry
39:59but I didn't mean you.
40:01I was asking you
40:02for suggestions.
40:04The type of PA
40:04I'm looking for
40:05would need to be
40:05a researcher,
40:07write reports,
40:08deputise for me,
40:09manage budgets.
40:11Have you ever
40:12managed a corporate
40:12budget before?
40:15How?
40:16And can you speak
40:17any foreign languages?
40:19No.
40:23Janice,
40:23I think you need
40:24to be honest with yourself.
40:26Know your limitations.
40:27You're a fantastic girl
40:29but in my experience
40:30there's no point
40:31wasting your life
40:32trying to be
40:32something you're not.
40:34All right?
40:35If you want a copy
40:48of past papers
40:49see me at the end
40:51of the lesson.
40:52Sir?
40:52Hmm?
40:53Please can I go
40:54to the toilet?
40:56Lunch break finished
40:57not half an hour ago.
40:58You've had plenty of chance.
41:00Sir, but it's really urgent.
41:01I'm feeling sick.
41:08Me too.
41:11Bunch of incontinent infants.
41:14Not you too.
41:15I can't get sick like that.
41:17I don't care about me
41:18but what about the baby?
41:21Perhaps you should alert
41:23Mr. Byrne.
41:24Will you excuse me?
41:33Will you excuse me?
41:33Janice?
41:57Janice?
41:57Well done, Charlie.
42:01Ten out of ten.
42:02He was right.
42:03I'm an idiot.
42:05I didn't say that.
42:06The arranged job
42:07it never even existed.
42:09You've still got
42:09your own job.
42:12After the fight
42:13I...
42:14I quit.
42:16I decided
42:17if I had enough
42:17I'm going to go
42:19to stay with my mum.
42:20Peter?
42:23For how long?
42:25I don't know.
42:26Maybe forever.
42:33I really think
42:34you should think about
42:35giving Janice
42:36a job back.
42:38You can't be serious.
42:41I understand
42:41but
42:42I think maybe
42:43you know
42:44there's a good reason
42:46she's been off
42:47her game today.
42:47Daniel, it's not just
42:48about today, alright?
42:49It's nothing personal.
42:51This is about my office
42:52ceasing to function
42:52which in turn
42:53affects the whole school.
42:54So that's it then?
42:57Yes, I'm sorry.
43:05Look
43:05this job
43:07it means everything
43:08to her.
43:09Yes
43:09and the efficient
43:10running of Waterloo Road
43:11means everything to me.
43:12Please
43:12just
43:14just give her
43:15one more chance.
43:16I guarantee
43:17she won't let you down.
43:18I'll take full responsibility.
43:20Sir
43:20Mr Budgen sent me
43:21there's a bunch of people
43:22throwing up.
43:23Yes, okay
43:26I'll be there.
43:29Alright, one more chance.
43:31You won't regret it.
43:32Daniel, this might be
43:33none of my business
43:33okay
43:34but I think
43:34that you're getting
43:35too involved.
43:36You know
43:36I need to be able
43:37to rely on
43:37all of my teachers.
43:39Well you can.
43:40You know how dedicated
43:41I am to my job.
43:42Look, I think you're
43:43so wrapped up
43:43in what Janice wants
43:44at the moment
43:45that you've forgotten
43:45about what it is
43:46that you want.
43:57Oh
43:57looking at a neat
43:58baby bump.
44:00How many weeks?
44:0117.
44:03Have they given you
44:04an hard time?
44:07How are you feeling?
44:07knackered
44:10excited
44:12scared
44:13there's going to be
44:15this little person
44:16and it's completely
44:18up to me
44:18to look after them.
44:21You're dead lucky
44:22you've got Mr Chalk
44:23he'd do anything
44:24for you.
44:26Not anymore.
44:27So why did I see him
44:28shouting at Mr Byrne
44:29getting your job
44:29back?
44:32Chalky did that?
44:33Must be so great
44:34having someone
44:35supportive.
44:37I wish I did.
44:44You have saved
44:45my life once again.
44:46How many more times
44:47Mr Chalk?
44:49I'm glad.
44:52Look I realised
44:53I was a bit hasty
44:54before you know
44:55when I said
44:56about the moving
44:57in idea.
44:58Yes.
44:59A bit daft really.
45:00No.
45:02I think it's
45:03the best idea
45:03that you've ever had.
45:06But if we're
45:07going to do it
45:07we're going to do it
45:08properly.
45:10None of that
45:10spare room rubbish.
45:12I don't think you
45:13you what?
45:16Well I've been
45:17dreaming about
45:18a fairy tale
45:18for years
45:19and it's been
45:20the wrong one.
45:21Because
45:22you've been there
45:24and I should
45:25have kissed you
45:26a long time ago.
45:28Does that make me
45:29the frog in this
45:30scenario?
45:32Eh?
45:33Never mind.
45:36Listen
45:37you're tired.
45:38You don't know
45:39what you're saying.
45:40Look it's the only
45:41thing that's made
45:42sense all day.
45:44Chalk
45:44who's the only
45:46person that makes
45:46me laugh?
45:49Who's the first
45:50person that I run to
45:51when I've got some
45:51stupid gossip to do?
45:52And who was the
45:54first person who
45:54ever taught me how
45:55to play the air
45:55guitar?
45:57Well all the best
45:58relationships are
45:59built on mutual
45:59air guitaring.
46:01Why do you always
46:02have to make a joke
46:03when I'm trying to be
46:03serious Chalk?
46:05I wasn't joking.
46:07See?
46:08We like a bickering
46:09couple already
46:09aren't we?
46:10One Chalk
46:11Cheryl need you.
46:13I need you.
46:16It's what you want
46:17innit?
46:18Of course.
46:29Mr. Byrne
46:30can I have a word
46:31please?
46:31I am so sorry.
46:33I think this is all
46:34my fault.
46:35Go on.
46:36I tried a new
46:37recipe at lunchtime.
46:39French fish soup.
46:41I thought the
46:41shellfish were
46:42alright.
46:43They can't have
46:44been...
46:44Well thank you
46:45for telling me.
46:48Oh my God.
46:51What have I done
46:52to you?
46:52I can't believe
46:53this is happening.
46:54I don't know what
46:54you mean.
46:55Right we need to
46:55go out up weekend
46:56and celebrate.
46:57Which club should
46:57we go to?
46:59Well we could just
47:00stay in couldn't we?
47:00Get a take away
47:01or watch a bit of
47:02telly.
47:03Perfect.
47:04Hey there's an
47:05X-Files night on
47:05one of the channels.
47:06Oh no.
47:07It's X-Factor.
47:09Bless.
47:11I better get back
47:12to me class.
47:13My prince.
47:22Those who are
47:23unwell please
47:24stay where you
47:26are until your
47:26parents arrive.
47:28Everybody else
47:29make your way
47:30out of the
47:31building now.
47:35This has got
47:36something to do
47:36with you hasn't it?
47:37But whatever it is
47:38you need to tell
47:38to each now.
47:39Jade could get
47:40sick and all.
47:44You as well.
47:46It's okay flower.
47:48No.
47:50I'm so sorry.
47:52I've waited
47:53since lunchtime
47:54to hear you say that.
47:56No.
47:56You don't understand.
47:58They're sick people
47:59it's all my fault.
48:01Of course it's not.
48:03I did it.
48:05I put it in the soup
48:06and now people are
48:07going to die
48:07because of me.
48:10Josh.
48:33Josh.
48:35Josh.
48:35Wait up.
48:37Look.
48:37I'm not going to
48:38bother with the match
48:38tonight.
48:38I'll give you a lift
48:39to your gig if you
48:40like.
48:40We're getting the
48:40bus.
48:41Well I'm sure I
48:42can squeeze you
48:42all in.
48:43There's seven of us.
48:45Message received.
48:47You two made it up
48:47then?
48:49Yeah.
48:50Thanks Mr.
48:51Charp.
48:51The chat.
48:52Ah.
48:53Glad I could help.
48:55Well you've been
48:55busy today sorting out
48:56everyone's kids for
48:57them.
48:58Who me?
49:00What would I
49:00annoy?
49:01Not being a parent
49:02myself.
49:04Chalky.
49:04I'm sorry
49:08about Janice.
49:11I understand
49:12that you did it
49:13for Cheryl.
49:16You are so
49:17lucky that that
49:18stuff wasn't lethal
49:20but just tell us
49:21why.
49:27I'll tell you
49:27what I think.
49:28I think that
49:30you're so full of
49:31hatred and anger
49:32that you don't even
49:32know who you are
49:33anymore.
49:38I'm so sorry.
49:39I don't expect you
49:40to forgive me but
49:41I'll try and make it
49:42up to you.
49:44Don't you ever
49:45come near me or my
49:46mates again.
49:47Can you pass us that
49:53cloth please?
49:54Ta.
50:07I'm sorry if I've
50:08been a nightmare.
50:10And if you want to
50:11call the wedding off
50:12I understand.
50:14Only can we stay
50:15friends.
50:16I...
50:16on earth
50:19would I want
50:20to call it off.
50:23What's this?
50:25I was saving it
50:27but I think
50:29you need to
50:30open it now.
50:38I love thee
50:40with the breath,
50:41smiles,
50:42tears
50:43of all my life.
50:46Elizabeth Barrett
50:48Browning.
50:50And I mean every
50:51word.
50:54Oh you've brought me
50:56back to life Margaret
50:57and made me remember
50:58me that
50:59a joyful me
51:01I'd forgotten
51:04existed.
51:05you're my family now.
51:08All I've got.
51:13Sorry I'm late.
51:14Er...
51:15You should go.
51:18Yeah well I thought you
51:19was giving me a lift.
51:21Why don't we go home
51:21and spoil that Cheryl
51:23rotting?
51:23I meant Ibiza.
51:25Ibiza.
51:25Ibiza.
51:25Ibiza.
51:26You should go to Ibiza
51:27to your mums.
51:28Yeah well I thought that you
51:29hated the hot weather.
51:32Oh God.
51:34Can you honestly put your hand
51:35on your heart and say I'd make you happy?
51:36I love ya.
51:49It's the first time anyone's ever said that to me.
51:51I know that you love me too.
51:55Course I do.
51:57Look me and you.
51:58Look we're good together.
52:01We're gonna have such a laugh.
52:02Laugh's not enough.
52:03For either of us.
52:04Don't do this please.
52:14What am I gonna do without ya?
52:28My dad always said I were nothing.
52:30And he were right.
52:31Well that's the problem with parents.
52:32They always think they know everything.
52:33You're gonna send me back to Rochdale?
52:36Nope.
52:37We're gonna let you stay.
52:38But in addition to your suspension
52:40there is one other condition.
52:42I'm gonna introduce you to someone I know.
52:44She's setting up an anti-bullying website
52:46run for teenagers
52:47and by teenagers.
52:49They're recruiting for people
52:51to work on the helpline.
52:52You think you can handle that?
52:53Come in.
52:56Come in.
52:58You've just got to forget about your family, Ray Allen.
53:01Get on with your own life.
53:02I've tried.
53:03It don't work.
53:03Well keep trying.
53:04If you want to screw yourself up
53:11that is fine
53:12but not the kids.
53:13What?
53:15Just offering advice.
53:16It's life tools.
53:17It worked for me.
53:18Because your life tools have worked so well
53:19your father will end up dying alone.
53:21What are you talking about?
53:25He didn't want me to tell you
53:26because he didn't want your pity
53:27but I can see there's no chance of that happening.
53:29How dare you invade my privacy like this?
53:32My family has nothing to do with you.
53:35So if you know what's good for you
53:36you'll just back off.
53:38You understand?
53:39I'll back off.
53:41But I cannot pretend to understand you.
53:45Your father's not the only bully in your family.
53:51I'm scared.
54:01No, you'll be grand.
54:04Well I suppose I can spend more time with Shevon.
54:08Try and be in a great mum.
54:18So.
54:20This is it then.
54:22Where are you?
54:26Hey and I'm sorry about everything that I said earlier.
54:29I didn't mean it.
54:32Not all of it anyway.
54:35And you know that if things don't work out for you in Ibiza
54:38you can always come back to us.
54:40You're part of the family.
54:43I'm going to make you all so proud.
54:44I'm so proud.
54:45Are you still here?
54:53Mum?
54:58Come on.
55:00I'm here.
55:01Mum.
55:01Mum.
55:01Mum.
55:01Mum it's horror.
55:07Mum I'm here.
55:08Mum it's horror.
55:09Mum I'm here.
55:10Please.
55:10Come on.
55:11Come on.
55:11Come on.
55:13Come on, Dad.
55:15I love you.
55:23Mikey.
55:27I can't believe you're here.
55:30Look at you.
55:31I came here for one reason, Dad.
55:33To tell you to stay away from me.
55:36But I am staying away.
55:37How dare you use Sian to get to me?
55:40I just want to make peace before it's too lit.
55:43I don't believe you.
55:44I don't believe you.
55:45I remember the day we brought you back from the hospital.
55:48You were so tiny and so perfect.
55:49Spare me the clichés, please.
55:50Spare me the clichés, please.
55:51How about the day you locked me in a hospital?
55:52Because I contradicted you in front of the hospital.
55:53You were so tiny and so perfect.
55:54Spare me the clichés, please.
55:55How about the day you locked me in a cupboard because I contradicted you in front of your friends?
55:56Or the day you beat me with that belt because I spent a lot of time in the hospital.
55:57You were so tiny and so perfect.
55:58Spare me the clichés, please.
55:59How about the day you locked me in a cupboard because I contradicted you in front of your friends?
56:00Or the day you beat me with that belt because I spilled tea on your chair?
56:01It wasn't like that.
56:02You always had an active imagination.
56:03All right, let's not forget your spictactivity.
56:04How about the day you locked me in a cupboard because I contradicted you in front of your
56:22friends?
56:23Or the day you beat me with that belt because I spilled tea on your chair?
56:26It wasn't like that.
56:27You always had an active imagination.
56:29And let's not forget your spectacular ability to rewrite history.
56:33That must have done something right.
56:34No!
56:37No way.
56:39Any success I've had is in spite of you, not because of you.
56:45Which is why I will not allow you back into my life.
56:50Don't contact me again.
56:53Please.
56:56You don't understand.
56:58I'm dying.
57:01Buried you a long time ago, Dad.
57:02Hey, you all right, Sean, you dirty stop-out?
57:03It's me again.
57:04Do you remember?
57:05Home loan kit.
57:06Today's work experience initiative will be a great opportunity.
57:07At least it will give some of them an idea of the options that are open to them.
57:10Yeah, like earning money instead of getting into serious debt.
57:11Got a new fella then?
57:12What makes you think I've got a new fella?
57:13What makes you think I've got a new fella?
57:14Stop trying to make decisions for me.
57:15You're breathing down my neck all the time.
57:16I can't stand it.
57:17You're breathing down my neck all the time.
57:18I can't stand it.
57:19Oh, now, now, you two.
57:20Leave it out.
57:21How much do you want?
57:22Leech.
57:233,000 pounds.
57:25What's the big deal?
57:26It's just the real estate.
57:27It's not my job.
57:28I don't want to, you dirty stop-out.
57:29It's me again.
57:30Do you remember?
57:31Home loan kit.
57:32Today's work experience initiative will be a great opportunity.
57:33At least it'll give some of them an idea of the options that are open to them.
57:35Yeah, like earning money instead of getting into serious debt.
57:37Got a new fella then?
57:38What makes you think I've got a new fella?
57:39Stop trying to make decisions for me.
57:41You're breathing down my neck all the time.
57:43I can't stand it.
57:45Oh, now, now, you two.
57:46Leave it out.
57:47How much do you want, leech?
57:493,000 pounds.
57:51what's the big deal it's just a room with a bunch of headsets this is the land of opportunity
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58:08the choir as gareth malone hits the mail office in bristol while over on bbc3 russell howard is
58:13back for series seven and he's got a ton of good news for you
58:17you